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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Potomac.
00:06Mommy's going to Panama.
00:07Yes, you're going to Panama.
00:09I did, did, did, did.
00:10In Benito.
00:11Let's go, ladies, let's go.
00:17We have arrived.
00:18Giselle, you're in there with Stacey.
00:20Okay.
00:21Y'all share a villa.
00:22Nobody wants to live with Stacey, not even TJ.
00:25Devil's scaring me.
00:27It's the little devils running through here.
00:29Oh, no, no, no.
00:30I'm not dancing with the devil.
00:31I don't play those games.
00:32Releasing balloons into the atmosphere is illegal.
00:35We want to release them into the atmosphere
00:38so they can go left.
00:39Erin, what you did was illegal.
00:41Because global warming, they don't want us to do it.
00:43Arrest her.
00:45Clank the clank, bitch.
00:47So, Mia, I have three girls that are teenagers.
00:49If they're sneaking a boy in the house,
00:51that's par for the course.
00:52What I said was,
00:53you decide to just pretend to be perfect Betty
00:55and your kids are perfect
00:56when they're actually sneaking boys in the back alleyway.
01:00I need to know where my kids are.
01:01That's all I care about.
01:02I just can't get over the fact that he would take them
01:05to another state and drop them off without telling anybody.
01:08Gordon came to take the kids
01:10and in less than 24 hours,
01:11he has dropped them off four hours away.
01:16I don't know what else to do, Ma.
01:21Let's just call.
01:22I've called her several times.
01:23She's not answering.
01:24She's not answering.
01:25I'm gonna have a whole panic attack.
01:27The objective, Ma, in the next hour,
01:29I need to know that my kids are with her.
01:31If not, I'm gonna get on a flight and go get my kids.
01:33Absolutely.
01:35I love you.
01:36Try not to worry.
01:37You need to get your kids.
01:39It's just a control thing for Gordon.
01:41You know, he lost his business.
01:43He lost his wife.
01:44He wants to control what he can still control,
01:46which are his children.
01:51It's wild.
01:52Gordon, for some reason,
01:53doesn't believe that I'm really on this trip with you guys.
01:55He thinks that I'm probably on a vacation with Inc.
01:58Yeah, and so he came over.
01:59He took the kids because he wants to control Mia
02:02and he uses the kids to do so.
02:04Just try not to panic.
02:05I'm gonna have a whole panic attack.
02:07I want to see the light.
02:11I'm just exhausted.
02:12And this is just another example
02:15of why I'm getting a divorce.
02:22Babe.
02:25Mia.
02:29I'm just at home.
02:31Oh my God.
02:35Mia.
02:39I'm gonna take care of it, okay?
02:40We're gonna handle it, okay?
02:42I'm gonna handle it.
02:45Why is he doing this?
02:47I don't understand it.
02:48Like, why?
02:49Like, I don't understand it.
02:52Not to answer.
02:53Like, you don't answer.
02:54What are you doing?
02:55Why is he not answering?
02:58I don't know.
02:58You don't, I don't know.
03:00Just, you gotta stay calm.
03:09I just want to confirm that the kids are my kids.
03:11If I can confirm that, I can go on about my day.
03:14Because if they're with her, they're good.
03:18We're having a little bit of an emergency.
03:21Mia doesn't know where Jeremiah and Juliana are.
03:26Did Gordon drop them off at...
03:30Okay, good.
03:31Okay.
03:32Okay, so they've been, they're there right now.
03:33And they've been there all day.
03:35Okay.
03:36We just, we couldn't get in contact with Gordon.
03:38He wasn't answering his phone.
03:39We called, and she didn't answer.
03:41So Mia's just kind of freaking out, having a panic attack,
03:44not knowing where they are.
03:46Actually, can you have your mom?
03:48Like, I texted her just to confirm.
03:50And she hasn't responded.
03:52So I just want to make sure.
03:54And what day he was...
03:55And Gordon's not responding to us as well.
03:58So I don't know.
03:59And I'm actually ecstatic to know
04:03that they're with your mom.
04:04But I just need to know where they were.
04:06And now that I know that, it's comforting.
04:10Thank you, girl.
04:11Okay, babe, bye.
04:13She was our nanny since Joshua was born.
04:17She actually was the mother of the bride
04:21in my wedding with Gordon,
04:21because my mom was incarcerated.
04:23Our relationship is really close.
04:25And so they're in a familiar place with family,
04:28but it's still foul of Gordon.
04:30And he knows exactly what he's doing.
04:32They're fine.
04:33I just need to confirm that they're there.
04:34That's all.
04:35Okay, so we're good.
04:37Let's just, like, relax now.
04:39They're good.
04:40Yeah, I feel like I just need, like, a shot of tequila.
04:42Yeah, let's have a shot.
04:43So Wendy got us some rum.
04:46Let's take a shot.
04:46Let's decompress.
04:48Yeah, it's amazing with the kids.
04:50They're in safe hands.
04:51Thank you, baby.
04:52You're fine.
04:53I got you, baby.
04:53I got you.
04:54I know what you're going through.
04:55I know the other girls don't, but you know what?
04:57I love you, and I know you're doing a great job, okay?
05:01We'll figure this out together, okay?
05:03All right, let's do it.
05:06♪♪♪
05:13Hey, are you up here?
05:14Hey, honey, yes.
05:15Hey, honey bunny.
05:17Come on up.
05:18Okay.
05:19Hey, Stripes.
05:20Oh, hey.
05:21Oh, I love the orange.
05:21I'm so excited for this day.
05:23Can I sit here?
05:24Sure, baby.
05:25Are you okay?
05:25Yeah.
05:26I washed.
05:27I borrowed toothpaste and deodorant from Giselle.
05:30Wow, she got generous.
05:32I know.
05:33Let's just say that I'm missing you.
05:35I know.
05:36You're sharing this room with Kay.
05:37If I have to sleep in a bunk bed,
05:39I would want to sleep with you, Kay.
05:42Can I come in here?
05:43Can I come here?
05:44Listen, baby, I am enjoying that I have my own space.
05:47This is the Kay Stewart suite up here.
05:48So no room for your old roomie?
05:51No, get your ass back in line.
05:56Oh, I like this van.
05:57Look, Ashley.
05:58I can do it.
05:59Hey, I like it.
06:01Some hip movement today.
06:02We like that.
06:05All right, I'm gonna sit back and relax.
06:08Well, ladies, we're heading into Panama City.
06:11We're gonna do some shopping, some eating,
06:13some authentic stuff.
06:14So it'll be fun.
06:16Last night was over overwhelming.
06:19What we didn't talk about or get from you
06:21was an update on you and Greg.
06:23We in Greg, honey.
06:26Look at you smiling.
06:27Oh my God.
06:28I love my man.
06:29I was talking to him last night.
06:31He said because I'm not home,
06:32he's eating pizza for breakfast and dinner.
06:34As he should.
06:36As he should.
06:36He misses me much.
06:38How you doing, settling in?
06:41It's a transition.
06:42Is she cooking?
06:43Is she feeding you?
06:44I got a few eggs in the fridge right now.
06:45Oh, because y'all talking.
06:47Y'all love to talk about me not cooking food.
06:49What's the update?
06:50Y'all know I met Greg
06:51literally one month after he got divorced.
06:53And then he met me like when I just opened my spa.
06:56Then I closed my salon down like two months after that.
06:59So I had to have a whole new identity
07:01that I didn't know outside of my salon
07:03just to jump into being a spa owner.
07:05You know what I mean?
07:05It was just like a lot going on.
07:06So I feel like our first year was really like
07:08two people like, no.
07:09And I feel like the second year, like this year,
07:11where we were like, okay, this is my person.
07:13And we decided to do the house.
07:15I move into Greg's house
07:17while we wrap up getting the house built.
07:19Got it.
07:19Greg and I have just made the 90 day mark
07:22of us moving together.
07:24Living by yourself, it's like a lot more cleaner.
07:27So it's definitely a drastic change
07:29to me have such a lived in space.
07:32Oh, you have more things.
07:33We're not gonna have any space for all of these.
07:34Yes, we are.
07:36So I'm gonna just put this over here.
07:39Well, we don't have space
07:40because you're taking up all the space.
07:42We are sharing.
07:44Yes.
07:45That's a new thing.
07:46I know, you love it though, right?
07:48Yes, absolutely.
07:48You know what I mean?
07:49Yeah.
07:50Also, I'm on a much stricter schedule now.
07:53You know, we have children and stuff.
07:54It's like a way more routine lifestyle.
07:56So, but I kind of like it.
07:57You know, it's good for me.
07:58When will your new house be done?
08:00We'll be finished the new house
08:02in literally like four and a half weeks.
08:04Congratulations to all.
08:05Karen.
08:07Yes.
08:08Well, I was lovely Lagoonie.
08:09I spoke to Raymond and he said,
08:11you gave him a list of that he needs to do.
08:15In order for the love to be alive.
08:17He told you that?
08:18So you guys good?
08:19Yeah.
08:20Okay.
08:21She gave me a whole list of things that I need to do.
08:23Oh, really?
08:24Oh, yeah.
08:25Oh, are you working on that?
08:26Some of it.
08:28What's on the list?
08:29Simple stuff.
08:31Like when we first got together,
08:33he would always open my door.
08:35I wanted him to do that.
08:36So he started.
08:37So he's only done one thing on the list?
08:39Open your door?
08:40No, he started working some other thing
08:45that were required.
08:47You know what I'm talking about?
08:48What are you talking about?
08:49He's going down.
08:51He started in the village,
08:53traveled to the village.
08:54Oh, okay.
08:55Mr. Ray is required to do it all.
08:57But you know, he does that better than opening the door.
09:01Okay, but are you reciprocating?
09:04Not yet because there are a few more things
09:05that are very serious on my list.
09:08So you want him to go downtown and he's doing that.
09:11He started the journey to downtown.
09:13He started the journey.
09:14You won't help him out.
09:15You won't help a brother out.
09:16You don't do that at all, Karen?
09:17No, I cut it off.
09:18When was the last time you gave a blowjob?
09:20Honestly, I retired my mom.
09:22Oh, wow!
09:24I had a lot on my plate the last two and a half years, so.
09:26He hasn't gotten a blowjob in two and a half years?
09:28What does Raymond have to do
09:31to get a slob knob?
09:32Giselle, you gotta come to her.
09:35I slobbed her, what are you talking about?
09:38Giselle, stop it.
09:39Girl, we're too old for that.
09:40Slobs off.
09:41No, what the hell?
09:42Stop.
09:43You're only three years behind me.
09:46No, maybe four.
09:47Maybe four.
09:48I ain't doing it.
09:51Ain't happening.
09:52Karen, will you let us know when you're ready?
09:55No.
09:55Why?
09:56We want to be, we're in on this.
09:58We're invested.
09:59Okay.
10:00Okay.
10:01Okay.
10:02Okay.
10:03How you feel, Pearl?
10:03We've had a whole situation before we got here.
10:06You and me?
10:07Oh, sweet.
10:08We didn't know where the kids were for like two hours.
10:10Just now?
10:11Yes.
10:12Where were the children?
10:13Yeah, we don't even know.
10:14They ended up being at the grandma's house.
10:17We dropped them over there,
10:18but he wasn't answering any of the calls.
10:20Wow.
10:21You thought he called the police?
10:22No, but she was just having like a panic attack.
10:24She was just like, I need to get my kids.
10:27The fear that I would feel,
10:28like the gut-wrenching feeling that I would feel,
10:33I have no idea how Mia's sitting here on this bus,
10:36acting all calm, cool, and collected.
10:38I'm triggered right now hearing this.
10:41Nothing else matters if I don't know
10:43the whereabouts of my children.
10:45Are they happy, healthy?
10:46Are they safe?
10:47If I don't know those things, you ain't gonna see me.
10:50They're losing it.
10:51Like, when I tell you, it's not okay.
10:55I wonder if Mia's not okay.
10:55There's something about that.
11:00Coming up.
11:01I feel like the temperature has really been high
11:04when it comes to Mia because she's done a lot with me.
11:07Stop!
11:08Stop!
11:09Stop!
11:09No, she's been the center
11:11of the conversation.
11:12It does not excuse bad behavior.
11:21Look.
11:22Look at the architecture of Panama.
11:24Looks a little bit like Atlanta.
11:27So beautiful.
11:28Come on, city girls.
11:30Panama!
11:30Panama!
11:31Woo!
11:32We are here in Panama.
11:35Okay, that was not sexy.
11:37That was a beautiful exit.
11:39All right, let's get it on and poppin'.
11:42I don't do really well in heat.
11:43When I'm hot, I get real irritated.
11:45So, welcome to Costco Viejo.
11:48Okay.
11:49This is the oldest city in Panama.
11:51Beautiful.
11:52It's beautiful.
11:53Now it's home to different shops
11:54as well as beautiful churches.
11:56Perfect.
11:57This is the architecture.
11:58I was referring to earlier.
11:59I actually love it.
12:00It's finally here.
12:01Like the man on the horse.
12:03Hola.
12:04Hola.
12:05Oh!
12:06Hola, oh!
12:06Que guapa, oh!
12:07Baby!
12:08When the Godiva Goddess walks through,
12:11it's a situation.
12:12Whether in the continental United States
12:15or in a different country, okay?
12:17Please understand.
12:18So, I want us to visit a few different shops
12:21that they make hats here.
12:22You could've come here for the Hattie Tree party.
12:25Let's go inside and get some air.
12:26Sounds good.
12:28All right, okay.
12:29Yeah, cool off.
12:29Give me a scarface picture.
12:30You guys know I'm obsessed with the 80s.
12:34This is what I needed.
12:35Aw.
12:36It's gorgeous.
12:37I'm enjoying it.
12:39Here's another fan.
12:40Panama!
12:40Oh my gosh, did you see the bananas?
12:41Actually, all you have to do is open up.
12:44Ah!
12:45Ah!
12:45And bananas.
12:47Yes, thank you.
12:48Oh, thank you.
12:48Gracias.
12:49Oh, look at the hats.
12:50These are your hats?
12:51Let me see what I can get Ray Ray.
12:52Are they known for their hats?
12:53Yeah.
12:54Yeah, Panama hats.
12:55That's like a broom.
12:56Ooh, okay.
12:56Ray will look good in this.
12:58Is this a Ray moment?
12:59That's cute.
12:59I want one of these.
13:00My head's too big for this.
13:01Yeah, my head is big.
13:03I got a big fat head.
13:04Ah!
13:05Do you have, where are the big head people?
13:06Yeah, grande.
13:08Grande.
13:09Oh, this is cute.
13:10It's giving Michael Jackson's move for me.
13:11Yes.
13:12Yeah, I'm gonna get this one.
13:13Ah!
13:14Ah!
13:15Ah!
13:15Beloved in mind.
13:17Mm, mm.
13:19Ah!
13:20Ah!
13:21You know, we should buy one for Wendy's daughter
13:23for being a great host.
13:25Oh, yes.
13:26That would be nice.
13:26I think that one.
13:27This one?
13:28Yeah.
13:29I think that's her.
13:30And Wendy's doing a bang up job.
13:31Okay, so she wants to match her daughter.
13:31Yeah, get her one.
13:32She has to get Wendy to pick.
13:33Yes!
13:34Okay.
13:36Where were you at breakfast this morning?
13:38I was finding my kids.
13:39Oh, Jacqueline told me in the car.
13:40Gordon just dropped them off.
13:41He came to Jacqueline's house to pick up my kids
13:44to say he wanted to spend time with the kids.
13:46How did you get four hours away in Virginia
13:48and now he's in Martha's Vineyard?
13:50You are full on lying.
13:52That's crazy.
13:53And then he gets the kids,
13:54he drops them off and he goes on vacation?
13:56Yeah.
13:57And I'm good that the kids are there.
13:59They're gonna have the time of their life.
14:00They just sent me a picture.
14:02Jeremiah caught his first fish in the pond.
14:04But why do I not know that they're there?
14:07And why are you not answering my phone calls?
14:09No.
14:10I get it.
14:11I am sympathetic to the fact that Mia
14:13doesn't know the whereabouts of her children.
14:15That's harrowing, but there's been discrepancies
14:19about some of the things that she said
14:21about Gordon in the past.
14:22Gordon's a phenomenal guy.
14:24I love Gordon a lot.
14:26And we all wake up in the morning
14:27and get the kids ready for school and do carpool.
14:30We're like one big happy family.
14:33I talked to Gordon and kind of got into it.
14:36And Gordon, he was like, you're an adulterer.
14:39She had an abortion by you.
14:42I will tell y'all that if that were me,
14:44I probably would have left the trip.
14:45I think that she's just trying to get the heat off of her.
14:48I didn't know you were having that type of morning.
14:50This morning I woke up feeling some kind of way,
14:52mainly about you and things that you had said
14:54a couple of weeks ago that you then doubled on again
14:56on last night that were just crossing a line to me
14:59that was just too far.
15:00And you didn't even seem too remorseful or apologetic
15:03to Giselle.
15:04You guys, I have too much going on.
15:05I really don't give a.
15:06I just don't have the capacity right now.
15:09I don't know how to show up for you then.
15:10I really don't.
15:11Then don't.
15:13Well, then say less.
15:16Where am I going?
15:17Where is everybody?
15:18Ashley, wait a minute.
15:19I ain't dealing with this.
15:20Being Mia's friend is exhausting.
15:23I've tried to be supportive.
15:25But Mia, at some point you need to take responsibility
15:27for yourself and be a rational adult and human being.
15:32Unacceptable on every front.
15:35I don't think she's in a good place
15:36to have any conversations.
15:37I think Mia has a lot going on.
15:39I don't feel like being in there no more.
15:40Yeah, I get it.
15:41My heart is still racing because I'm still so concerned.
15:44I feel for you.
15:45I can't believe you didn't know where your children were.
15:49No, I didn't.
15:51Yeah, it's like, I don't wish that on anybody.
15:53No.
15:54Could you imagine not knowing where Bella was?
15:55No, I can't imagine that.
15:57Why would he do that to you?
15:58And he knows that you're such a great mom.
16:00I'm all about control.
16:02Did he want to ruin this trip for you?
16:02What he wants me to do is come home and be his wife.
16:05Don't let him ruin this trip.
16:07I think Ashley's bringing it up right now.
16:08I don't want to deal with anything else right now.
16:10Like, give me a couple hours.
16:12Ashley is on Mia's throat this morning.
16:15I don't know what's going on, but she is tearing her down.
16:19I don't want to go inside.
16:20I'm gonna go down here.
16:21Okay, you can go.
16:22You're going in there?
16:23Okay.
16:24All right, I'll see you in a little.
16:25I mean, I get it.
16:26But Mia is just who Mia is.
16:28It's kind of repetitive.
16:30Let's pause.
16:31Let's shop.
16:32And let's talk about this later.
16:34Hold your ass down.
16:35Yeah, you're sweating.
16:36You're upset.
16:37Honey, come on.
16:38Come on.
16:39I know Mia is going through.
16:41That's no excuse.
16:43And last night she doubled down on it.
16:46So I'm-
16:48You better than me,
16:49because I would have cleared that whole table.
16:50A lot of times with Mia, when she gets upset,
16:52she does lash out and she says things and she doesn't think.
16:55I don't expect nothing from Mia.
16:57Because Mia is miserable.
16:59Mia is in her moment.
17:01This is what Mia does.
17:04Okay, let's shop.
17:06Look at that.
17:06I do like that.
17:08Okay, Kay, I can see you in that.
17:09I can see you in that, Kay.
17:10I can't see you.
17:11It's like pan-African inspired.
17:13Is that what it is?
17:13Yeah.
17:14It's Afro-Latina?
17:15All right, I want to get Wendy a cute little gift.
17:17She's been in such a good health.
17:18Yeah.
17:19These are cute as hell.
17:20I'm going to get this for Wendy.
17:22In honor of Happy Eddies.
17:23Look, is this a matching ashtray?
17:25It's a set.
17:26It's from us.
17:27That is super cute.
17:28All right, Wendy's going to appreciate her little gift.
17:30I need to buy Happy Eddie something.
17:32He's not going to be happy when I get home.
17:33I need to get him like a t-shirt or something
17:35and say, ooh, baby, I love you.
17:36I was thinking about you.
17:38Hi, guys.
17:39Hi.
17:40How are you?
17:40Good, y'all done?
17:42What were you doing?
17:42I had to leave.
17:43Oh.
17:44Wendy?
17:45Yes.
17:46Karen and I feel like you've been a great host.
17:47Oh, yay.
17:47Are y'all done?
17:48So we got you some things.
17:49What y'all giving?
17:50Oh, y'all so cute.
17:51So we're going to give this one to you.
17:52That is so cute.
17:53We're going to give this one to Cam.
17:55Oh my gosh, how cute.
17:58Y'all are so cute.
17:58Here's your bag.
17:59Oh, thank you so much.
18:01Will you ever wear the hat?
18:04No, I will not.
18:05All right, ladies, let's go.
18:06All right, let's roll.
18:08We're going to taste rum.
18:09Okay, good.
18:09Rum time.
18:16Hi.
18:17How are you?
18:18Great, thanks.
18:18Hi.
18:20Stacey, you're a hit in Panama.
18:21How do you feel about that?
18:22That's funny.
18:23I don't know.
18:24I think it's great.
18:25I think it's probably the lack of like ejaculation
18:28that she probably has built up that they're smelling.
18:31She has a fruit milk that's leaking.
18:33They're leaking out into the cabin.
18:35You know how you can smell when someone's in heat?
18:37They can smell it when you stay safe.
18:38Stop it.
18:40Beautiful.
18:41Oh.
18:42Coming makeup.
18:42Oh, thank you.
18:45Where you going to take us, sir?
18:46Yeah, to Texas.
18:47We're going to be on first 48.
18:48I have no fear.
18:49Okay, that's where we're going to be.
18:56Good afternoon, ladies.
18:57Hello.
18:57Welcome.
18:58Welcome, ladies.
18:59Nice to meet you.
19:00Thank you for having us, for meeting friends here.
19:03Yes, yes.
19:04Go ahead and sit down.
19:04Okay.
19:05Thank you so much.
19:06Anywhere you feel comfortable.
19:07There you are.
19:08Oh, wow.
19:09Where is that?
19:10Where's the party?
19:11Party, people.
19:12Hey.
19:12Party, people.
19:13Hey, hey, hey.
19:15Welcome to Pedro Mandinga.
19:16Today we're going to be enjoying a rum tasting.
19:19Don't let him waste it on me.
19:20Do you have ginger ale soda?
19:22Yes, we have.
19:23Can I have one?
19:23Ginger ale soda?
19:24Yes, we have.
19:25Can I have that?
19:26Yeah, of course.
19:28How have you been without me, Stacey?
19:28You know, Giselle, this afternoon has been hard.
19:31Without me?
19:32Without you, but I survived.
19:33Oh, Stacey.
19:34Just so you know who Giselle really loves,
19:37she bought me a hat.
19:39Unprovoked.
19:40Unprovoked.
19:41To thank her for all.
19:43We also got you a gift, too.
19:45Oh, y'all got me something?
19:45Because we love you so much.
19:47Oh, oh my God.
19:49What is this?
19:50You know what that is.
19:52What is this?
19:53It's an Amazon.
19:54It's an Amazon.
19:54Oh, oh.
19:56It's a dildo.
19:58Oh, that's so cute.
20:00It actually is cute.
20:01Look at my face.
20:02I thought it was a dildo.
20:03Do you really like that one?
20:04I thought it was a dildo.
20:05Where's the dildo?
20:06That's a small dildo.
20:08This is crazy.
20:09A dildo.
20:10A fun night.
20:10Are you gonna drink?
20:11I mean, we're not driving anywhere in here.
20:14Uh-huh.
20:15Bitch.
20:18Coming up.
20:19There was this idea that you and Mia had shared
20:21uh, uh, a guy who...
20:23Oh, yeah, ink.
20:24Did ink eat your body?
20:25Whoo!
20:26I'm very good!
20:27Yes, I know!
20:36Oh, it's a fun night.
20:37Are you gonna drink?
20:38I mean, we're not driving anymore, Karen.
20:43Bitch, I don't have to be...
20:46sober.
20:48I'm just not drinking with these bitches.
20:50And I think they get the message.
20:52Hence, that's why they're making up
20:53all these elaborate excuses for me not drinking.
20:56You know, oh, I'm so proud of Karen's sobriety.
20:58Girl, who said I was sobriety?
21:00What is the proper way to taste?
21:02The proper way is to do a small sip
21:04so the palate can get accustomed to the alcohol bite,
21:07and then you can do a bigger one.
21:09Maybe not like her, but yeah, you can do it.
21:12Oh, Mia, he said a small sip.
21:14Sip it and keep it cute.
21:16It's going down strong.
21:17I think it's quite smooth.
21:19That is the purest.
21:20That's 40% alcohol, 83%.
21:22Yeah, that's good.
21:25I'm gonna go call my children real quick, y'all,
21:27before I get a little drunk and they go to their dad's house.
21:30Are we ready for number 2?
21:31So, that one over there,
21:33it's our interpretation of a spiced rum.
21:35Do you guys get any of the spices?
21:37Yes.
21:38Oh, there's licorice.
21:40No licorice.
21:41I smell the licorice.
21:42Oh, just be quiet.
21:44Hi.
21:46Oh, look at my boys.
21:48I miss you.
21:50Mommy, where are you?
21:52I'm in Panama.
21:53That's a country in Central America.
21:55Oh, my God, in America?
21:57Central America.
21:58You're gonna go swimming now with Dad?
22:00Yeah.
22:01Tell Daddy to send me a video of you swimming.
22:03Okay.
22:04Okay, I love you.
22:08Oh, my voice.
22:10That one is a love-hate relationship.
22:12And I'm familiar with those type of relationships.
22:14Oh, good.
22:15This one is our version of an aged rum.
22:18This is my favorite.
22:19So, cheers.
22:20This is good.
22:21I hope you guys enjoy it.
22:22The food will come out in a little bit.
22:24I went ahead and ordered food for us.
22:26Salud!
22:30Oh, my God.
22:31Salud.
22:32Are the kids okay, Ashley?
22:33Yeah, they're at their dad's house now.
22:35Oh, this looks amazing.
22:36Octopus.
22:37Is that octopus?
22:38This looks good.
22:39We should play a game.
22:40Oh, let's play a game.
22:41We should pick names from the group.
22:44And the person who picks a name
22:45has to imitate the person that they picked the name.
22:48Ooh.
22:49Okay, I got a name.
22:50She's just gonna have a name.
22:51Oh, my God.
22:53I am so sorry.
22:55I apologize if I said it in that way.
22:58Cece!
22:59No!
23:01I would like to apologize.
23:03I am so sorry that you feel that way.
23:05So, if you felt that way, I apologize.
23:08Oh, you want to do another one?
23:10Come on, Kay.
23:11Uh-oh.
23:12I already know the name.
23:13Oh, God!
23:14Oh!
23:15Go, Mira!
23:16Oh!
23:17Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:22I am so sorry.
23:23Yes.
23:24Okay, okay.
23:25So, just in case anyone wasn't clear,
23:26what we're hearing is...
23:27What Karen is trying to say.
23:28Can I say something?
23:29Yes.
23:30That's Wendy.
23:31What can I say something?
23:32I'm sorry.
23:33Yes.
23:34I'm sorry.
23:35I'm sorry.
23:36I'm sorry.
23:37I'm sorry.
23:38I'm sorry.
23:39I'm sorry.
23:40I'm sorry.
23:41What can I say something?
23:42What can I say something?
23:43Are you done?
23:44Are you done?
23:45Give me a moment.
23:46Are you done?
23:47Karen.
23:48Karen.
23:49Are you done?
23:50Because they were positive.
23:51Are you done?
23:52And Karen is literally like, are you done?
23:53This is Ashlyn.
23:54I'm really...
23:55So, Stacey, if you want to do a TikTok, just say that.
23:56She has better moves than that.
23:57Oh, thank you.
23:58We got to do Giselle.
23:59Woo!
24:00Woo!
24:01Woo!
24:02Woo!
24:03Woo!
24:04Woo!
24:05Woo!
24:06Woo!
24:07Woo!
24:08Woo!
24:09Woo!
24:10Give it up for Giselle.
24:11She is gorgeous.
24:12Giselle.
24:13Woo!
24:14Woo!
24:15That's not going to happen because...
24:16Yeah, no.
24:17My favorite thing is when Giselle goes, and, um...
24:21And, um...
24:23So far, so good, actually.
24:24But I don't do the and, um.
24:25Yeah.
24:26It's usually just stuff like and, um.
24:31Yeah.
24:32I'm good.
24:33I'm good.
24:34I'm good.
24:35I'm good.
24:36I'm good.
24:37Okay, now we got to do K.
24:38We got to do our Baltimore princess.
24:39And Kristen!
24:40And then we're going double back.
24:42Me and Greg, honey.
24:45I love Greg.
24:46Hi.
24:47Hey, Greg.
24:48Hey, Greg.
24:48He's a good time. He's fine.
24:50Greg is my fine.
24:51What's the best date you guys have been on?
24:52He called me one day.
24:53He's like, hey, you want to go away real quick?
24:55I'm like, yeah, let's go away real quick, right?
24:57So he planned this little trip.
24:58We're supposed to go to Bahamas.
24:59Supposed to be real cute.
25:00You know, temperature check, because we
25:01was dating kind of early.
25:02I think that's always good to do that first travel.
25:04That's what he said.
25:05He said he wanted to get it out of the way
25:05to make sure that I could roll.
25:07Because I've done many a first travel
25:09and been like, no.
25:10This is over.
25:11Never again.
25:12Never again.
25:12Oh, yeah.
25:14Oh, yeah.
25:14I do recall going to Puerto Rico with a guy that I was dating.
25:18And yeah, he left me there and went on home,
25:22because it was very clear that I didn't like him
25:25and he didn't like me.
25:26So bye.
25:27Matter of fact, before he left, I said, pay the bill.
25:29Player, pay the bill.
25:30Then you can go.
25:30Have a nice life.
25:33He still wants to be with me to this day.
25:34That's a whole nother story.
25:36Or no, or you get intimate with him,
25:38and it's like two seconds.
25:39It's immediate.
25:40It's like, dude, really?
25:41It's like that, Jacqueline?
25:42Yes.
25:44It's a whop.
25:44I haven't done it in a long time.
25:46I probably can't answer it.
25:47Mia will tell you it's a whop.
25:49But yeah, I'm just like, literally.
25:50How does Mia know?
25:52Well, she knows.
25:53But yeah, I do have a question.
25:54Literally, like five seconds.
25:55OK, so back in the day, back in the day,
25:57there was this idea that you and Mia
25:59had shared a guy who was good with his mouth,
26:03and you shared him.
26:04Oh, your ick?
26:05No.
26:05Was it not ick?
26:06No.
26:07Yes.
26:08Did the ick eat your butt?
26:09I can't even remember.
26:10I don't think so.
26:11Did the ick?
26:12She said yes or no!
26:14Very good.
26:14Stop talking.
26:15Stop.
26:23OK, so back in the day, there was this idea
26:25that you and Mia had shared a-oh.
26:27Oh, your ick?
26:28No.
26:29Was it not ick?
26:30No.
26:31Yes.
26:32Did the ick eat your butt?
26:33I can't even remember.
26:34I don't think so.
26:35Did the ick?
26:36She said yes or no!
26:37Remember, you guys shared this.
26:39I think I was really good.
26:41I was like, you know.
26:42Just show it off.
26:43You know, that's a good friend for you.
26:45I don't quite recall that.
26:46I think this has been lovely.
26:47Mia said it was ick.
26:49No!
26:50Y'all remember.
26:50Because it was too, it was, never mind.
26:52Never mind.
26:53It was too men.
26:55No.
26:56Oh, it's too much.
26:57That's gotta be uncomfortable.
27:00Stop talking.
27:01Stop talking.
27:02Stop.
27:03This was, like, literally 20 years ago.
27:05I honestly don't, I don't remember everything.
27:07Well, no shocker here.
27:08Like, ick's just, like, shareable.
27:10He's, he's like a lunchable.
27:12Just pass it around, and everybody, like,
27:13takes a cracker and takes a piece of ham.
27:16That's ick.
27:16He's, he's for the community.
27:18Kate, she offered to share her octopussy with you all.
27:20Would you like to have some?
27:21I think Mia wants to change the subject.
27:23OK, so ick did not do anything with Jacqueline.
27:29And it was, in fact, his best friend.
27:32But I want to say that there may
27:35have been some type of foreplay going on
27:37between ick and Jacqueline, because we
27:39did all take a shower together.
27:40Oh!
27:41OK, we're good.
27:42It's not a big deal.
27:43So I was minding my business, and I look up,
27:45and I see two people in a shower together.
27:47Oh, what?
27:48What?
27:49But it was 20 years ago.
27:50Is that what you're saying?
27:51It was a period of our time where
27:52we were finding ourselves.
27:53And I'm not embarrassed by that, because everybody
27:55has to find themselves.
27:56And why not find yourself with your friend?
27:59I do wish that Jacqueline would just, you know, zip.
28:03Shh.
28:04Shh.
28:05Like, shh.
28:06Who I was at 19 is not who I am at 40.
28:10No one said it is.
28:11Right.
28:13Thank you for the additional information
28:15about your past, Jacqueline.
28:16We love that.
28:17Thank you so much.
28:18So next, what we're going to do is
28:20we're going to get changed, because I made reservations
28:23for us at this really, really nice place for us to eat.
28:26So we can change here, and then we can head over.
28:27So this was like the appetizer.
28:29We're about to go for the main course.
28:30OK?
28:31Sounds good?
28:32OK.
28:33Why did you do the shot like that, Giselle?
28:35All right, let's go to the bathroom.
28:37I need it.
28:38Let's go change.
28:39Let's change.
28:39OK.
28:40Oh, my god.
28:41What?
28:42So are we really changing in here?
28:44Yeah.
28:45This is the banyo?
28:48I got a stripped butt naked in a two-star bathroom.
28:52Yeah, a bit much, Wendy.
28:53When I invited these women on this trip,
28:55I took them shopping.
28:56Oops.
28:58I love that.
28:59I love that.
29:02There was a reason.
29:03We're going to change outfits, no matter the location,
29:05no matter the place.
29:06So we changed our outfits in the little bathroom.
29:09My dress needs to be steamed.
29:12Mine's like that, too.
29:13But you really can't tell, though.
29:14This is so cute.
29:15Can you guys stop?
29:18Y'all ready?
29:19Bye, y'all.
29:20Bye.
29:21We good in the back, guys?
29:23Are we good?
29:23Are we good in the back?
29:24Let's go, ladies.
29:25Don't fall, don't fall, don't fall, don't fall, don't fall.
29:28Hola.
29:29Oh, it's stopping the traffic.
29:30And, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
29:33Don't fall.
29:34Really, Karen?
29:36Really, Karen?
29:40Oh, oh.
29:41OK.
29:43Lord, Gigi just tried to squish my head.
29:45This is about to be a turn up.
29:48I need some tequila.
29:49I miss you.
29:52I wish she can come.
29:55Yo.
29:56Yo.
29:58I think when I, I think when I land on Saturday,
30:00I'm just going to, like, get back on another flight.
30:05I'm going to come, I'm going to come
30:06bring you the pan of my feet.
30:09I'm trying my best to not judge.
30:13But I certainly wouldn't be making a booty call on the way
30:17to going to get my kids.
30:19Go home to your kids.
30:20Ink can wait.
30:22I actually have three children.
30:24And my oldest is in Atlanta.
30:27Ink is in Atlanta as well.
30:29Yeah.
30:29You know, the kids are fine.
30:31Now, if they weren't fine and I didn't know where they were,
30:33different story.
30:34But they're, they're good.
30:39Look at, look, look at this one.
30:41Say hi.
30:43Say hi to TJ.
30:47You look really amazing.
30:48Are you playing tennis?
30:51Are you guys having fun?
30:54We are really hot in Panama.
30:57Oh, thank you.
31:00Tell TJ to put his pecs away.
31:03Wait, you need to put your pecs away.
31:08I, I, I have breasts.
31:12You have pecs.
31:13Correction.
31:14Correction.
31:15Oh my gosh, that's like too much for TJ right now.
31:17I don't see him without a shirt often.
31:19So I, that was, wow.
31:22That was a surprise.
31:23I got to go.
31:24I just wanted to say hi.
31:25I love you.
31:26Bye.
31:27I am in so much trouble.
31:29I am in so much trouble.
31:37Hola, buenas noches.
31:39Reservations for eight.
31:41Oh, wow.
31:43How pretty.
31:44Hi.
31:45So beautiful.
31:46Hi.
31:46So beautiful.
31:47Super pretty.
31:48So cute.
31:50Scoot down.
31:51I am down.
31:52I am down.
31:53What the hell is happening?
31:54Giselle, do you need a cocktail?
31:58Seriously.
31:59OK.
32:00I need a cocktail.
32:01I feel like I'm in like a high chair.
32:02OK.
32:03Come on, yes?
32:04Sparkling or feather water?
32:05Both.
32:06Around the shots, a tequila for the table?
32:08Yes, yes.
32:09Tequila, please, please.
32:11Let's get the party going.
32:12We need some tequila, Sam.
32:14I hope that you guys are enjoying Panama thus far.
32:17I'm having a good time.
32:18Very beautiful.
32:19Love it, love it, love it.
32:20Wendy, would you like to give a shot toast?
32:22A toast to Panama.
32:25Yes.
32:25A toast to liberation.
32:28And let's give a toast to continued friendship and growth.
32:32There we go.
32:33Cheers.
32:34Cheers.
32:35Chin, chin.
32:35I'm going to stop playing.
32:36Take the shot.
32:38Put it back.
32:39I have to put it back.
32:40When I make shots, I get naked next.
32:42Challenge accepted.
32:45OK, Panama.
32:46I can't even.
32:47I'm seeing the Miami vibes that he was talking about.
32:49Yeah, you're right.
32:50Yeah, I am.
32:50Hey, there was some stuff that I read about you.
32:53Uh-huh.
32:55About your court case.
32:58How are things coming along with that?
32:59What?
33:00What court case?
33:01It's going great.
33:02I mean, it's going great.
33:03Where are you with everything?
33:05So I have a court date.
33:07They pushed it back.
33:08It's been pushed back.
33:09So now it's in January.
33:09Start from the beginning.
33:10Basically, I'm suing Debra.
33:16So I'm suing her.
33:16Oh, that's still a thing?
33:17Yeah.
33:18It's a thing for me.
33:19It's going to always be a thing for me.
33:23Coming up next.
33:24There is no liberation going on at this fucking table.
33:26Yes, it is.
33:27It's a bunch of miserable fucking bitches, OK?
33:31Who's miserable?
33:38Start from the beginning.
33:39Basically, I'm suing Debra.
33:42So I'm suing her.
33:43Oh, that's still a thing?
33:44Yeah.
33:45It is.
33:46It's a thing for me.
33:47It's going to always be a thing for me
33:48till I finish suing her.
33:49This is totally a part of my healing process
33:50because it's like one of those things.
33:52It's like it's a scar that I'll live with in some form
33:54for the rest of my life.
33:55I don't care how amazing it looks.
33:57It exists.
33:58And for that reason, I'm just happy to see it through
34:00and hopefully get some justice at the end of it.
34:02It was an assault with a deadly weapon.
34:04OK.
34:05So DC, the state had already picked it up the moment
34:07that the police were called.
34:08And then from the state picking it up,
34:10because I had to do so much to repair my forehead
34:13and I'm still working through it,
34:14yeah, it was best that I sue her for that.
34:15So is it criminal or civil?
34:17It is one criminal, one civil.
34:19But civil, you know she doesn't have any money.
34:21That's her problem.
34:23Well, how's she going to pay you?
34:24I don't care.
34:25I'm sending a message.
34:26I don't care if it's your husband.
34:27I don't care if it's your dog.
34:28I don't care if it's your cat.
34:29She'll figure it out.
34:30And that will be that.
34:32OK.
34:33It is what it is.
34:33Yeah, fair enough.
34:34I get it.
34:35I just want to move on.
34:36Hello, ladies.
34:37Hi.
34:38How are you?
34:39So can we have the ribs?
34:41She would like the ribs.
34:43Yes, I would like the salad.
34:44You have a Caesar salad?
34:47I ordered your ribs.
34:48Oh, you did?
34:48Yeah.
34:51Oh, and then she wants tapioca.
34:52Whether they admit it or not, Giselle and Karen
34:55do secretly love each other.
34:58And I feel like they operate like a 50-year-old married
35:02couple.
35:03OK, I'm going to try the rib eye.
35:04Rib eye.
35:05May I please have the octopus?
35:07Thank you so much.
35:09All right.
35:09They so cute.
35:13How was shopping?
35:14Like, I feel like we didn't dive into what y'all did.
35:16Well, yeah, shopping was cute for, like, two seconds.
35:20Oh.
35:21No, it was.
35:21It was cute.
35:22We had fun, but Ashley walked out on shopping.
35:25It was a little overwhelming for me today.
35:27Yeah?
35:27Yeah, it was.
35:29I also think it was a little overwhelming for Mia
35:30this morning.
35:31Interesting.
35:34I know you didn't tell everybody,
35:35but you had a really rough morning.
35:37Yeah, I did.
35:39I had a terrible morning, actually.
35:41What happened?
35:42When I woke up this morning, we weren't
35:44able to locate my children.
35:46Gordon wasn't answering the phone.
35:48He's not responding to text messages.
35:50And once we realized where the kids were,
35:53he has driven them four hours south
35:56and dropped them off with another friend of mine's mom.
36:00He has now taken a flight and gone to Marcos,
36:04I hear, on the weekend.
36:05So it took everything in me not to go to the airport
36:09and take my eskimos.
36:11Have you talked to them?
36:12I have spoken with them, yes.
36:14They're kids.
36:15They're jammy.
36:16They're in the bed now.
36:18Mia, I'll be honest with you.
36:19I think you're a big girl and you can handle yourself.
36:22But at this point, as your friend,
36:24my concern is your children.
36:25Yeah.
36:26And I know you think you're doing what's best for them,
36:31but I don't think that him being around in this moment
36:38is what's best for them.
36:39But what do I do?
36:40How do I go to a judge and say, hey, he's an unfit father?
36:44But he's never harmed his kids.
36:46Mia, you do have full custody, right?
36:48Yes, I have full custody.
36:49So I've been in the same situation
36:52and I showed up with the cops.
36:54I had them meet me where my child was
36:57and it sent a clear message.
36:59My ex-husband wanted Brandon, so he decided
37:02to take him on a jury ride.
37:03I immediately called 911.
37:05And not one moment did I delay thinking
37:09what I was going to do.
37:10I drove three hours immediately to get my son.
37:13You don't take much out of nowhere.
37:16I don't have an answer.
37:20Well, Mia, I want my kids to be in a safe space, too.
37:23When we were in the Dominican Republic,
37:25her girls were sneaking with boys in the back of the house.
37:28Oh, I caught a boy on a ring cam.
37:29But then on social media, you post like everything
37:31is perfect.
37:32I didn't realize until this morning
37:34when Karen informed me that you doubled down on what you said.
37:38What I said was, you decide to just pretend
37:40to be perfect Betty and your kids are perfect
37:42when they're actually sneaking boys in the back alleyway.
37:46I apologized to you last night when we came from off camera.
37:50But I did apologize to you.
37:51It's like, if you really meant an apology,
37:53you would have done it at the table.
37:55You would have done it at the table.
37:56OK, well, I'm sorry that you have certain parameters
37:59on when someone apologizes to you.
38:02You apologized if you really mean it.
38:03I do, I did really mean it.
38:05And it was probably a really poor example to use.
38:08But I was really trying, I'm really
38:10tired of being under a microscope for what
38:13I do on my social media.
38:16And my life is really kind of wild and crazy.
38:19But I am at least being authentic
38:21and telling my story.
38:22And if you guys don't like it, then don't like it.
38:24But I'm not going to change that about me.
38:26I don't want to be scrutinized for being authentic.
38:44And if you guys don't like it, then don't like it.
38:46But I'm not going to change that about me.
38:48So Mia, I feel like Mia, she's doing things in a way
38:51that is a little unconventional.
38:52And it, as I said, is challenging
38:55all of our belief systems about how we should do things.
38:59There are so many moving parts.
39:02And I just don't know if the decisions that are being made
39:04are in the best interest of all the parties involved.
39:08I know you all are concerned.
39:11But it's adding another level of tension
39:13to the conversation.
39:14I know you all are concerned.
39:16But it's adding another level of stress on her.
39:19I agree.
39:20I agree that it's not an excuse.
39:22But I feel like the temperature has really been high
39:25when it comes to Mia.
39:26Because she's done a lot with me.
39:28Stop.
39:29Stop.
39:30She's been the center of the conversation
39:32in every single table conversation.
39:34Well, maybe there's something to discuss.
39:36She has.
39:37Because of things she's done.
39:39Y'all, there's so much going on with Gordon right now.
39:41He's in mania.
39:4324 hours later, you're on Instagram
39:45with Gordon and Ink and the children.
39:48Jacqueline's just making a fool of herself once again.
39:51But we're talking about possibly having cancer.
39:54This is real life for her.
39:57Mia's a little bit in her feelings right now
40:01as far as how you guys left and went to hang out with Wendy.
40:06We don't harp on people's past.
40:08I'm speaking the truth.
40:09We don't harp on people's past.
40:10Say that to your friend.
40:11Mia is the one that brought up whom she used to date.
40:15But I thought she initiated.
40:16No.
40:17I'm here to celebrate liberation.
40:19Yes.
40:20There is no liberation going on at this table.
40:22Yes, there is.
40:23It's a bunch of miserable bitches, OK?
40:26I'm not miserable.
40:27Who is miserable?
40:28I'm not miserable.
40:29That's what I'm saying.
40:30Don't talk about me.
40:31I'm not miserable.
40:32Well, I don't know who she's talking about being miserable,
40:34but she's not talking about me.
40:36That is the pot calling the kettle, if I ever heard.
40:38But that's OK.
40:39Them 6'13 girls, these.
40:41Oh, y'all.
40:426'13.
40:42Y'all are OK with her makeup.
40:46What is 6'13?
40:476'13 is a shade of blonde.
40:50This is 6'13.
40:52That's 6'13.
40:53I was like, is it an area code?
40:56What are we doing?
40:57Giselle does 6'13 sometimes, too.
41:00It's a 6'13 blonde.
41:02Blonde is a color.
41:03The only person who should be wearing 6'13 is Karen.
41:07Mia, you are a goddess as a brunette.
41:12I'm sorry.
41:14And Ashley, girl, you wore that when you were a stripper.
41:19But it was such a go.
41:20I did.
41:21I did.
41:22I said, I haven't been blonde since I was an entertainer.
41:24Get it straight.
41:25I love it.
41:26I'm rocking it.
41:27OK, well, stay blonde for a long time.
41:30I think that Mia would agree that she's
41:33got some work to do to repair some relationships
41:35in this group.
41:37And it's not unforgivable, you know?
41:40And I see a way back.
41:42But it's going to take time.
41:44All your feelings and however you guys feel is valid.
41:47I'm not going to discredit that.
41:49So you guys can feel however you want to feel about me.
41:51To answer your questions.
41:52I have things to focus on.
41:54And now it's on Mia to make it right.
41:57That's it.
41:57I love you.
42:05Next time on The Real Housewives of Potomac.
42:08OK, did you see that Deborah is counter-suing
42:11you for $71 million?
42:1417 years ago, I met my husband.
42:18And I'm so sorry.
42:19Hola.
42:21Hey, Jocelyn.
42:21Let's show them how we kiss.
42:24There was some tongue action.
42:28Are you getting really upset because I stole your girl?
42:30Hoes ain't loyal.