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00:00This was PRPLPRNCH, and I'm out!
00:30On the next episode
00:32Part 2
00:34This is how softball is played
00:36Part 2
00:38Dancing
00:40Part 2
00:42Episode 2
00:44Time to close the show
00:46Shota Shunputei, Shikai
00:48This is the 2nd episode of
00:50the special program
00:52of the artists
00:54who have been loved
00:56for 3 consecutive weeks
00:58So, let's hear it for Shiro Tsubuyaki.
01:11You know, sometimes I get really annoyed.
01:15You know, everyone wants to use their teeth to the end, right?
01:18So they squeeze their teeth really hard, right?
01:20They squeeze their teeth really hard, until they reach the last tooth.
01:23But the last tooth is a little hard, so they can't get it out.
01:26So they do it like this.
01:28If they do it like this, they can get a little bit out.
01:30So they pull it out with a toothbrush, right?
01:33They do it like this, and pull it out.
01:36You can't do it with one hand. You need two hands.
01:38But I get really annoyed whenever that happens.
01:40I get really annoyed with the windbreakers.
01:43You know, the jerseys that middle schoolers wear.
01:45The ones that shake.
01:47If it's good for the collar,
01:49it comes with a chuck, and if you open it like this,
01:51it's flimsy, but it looks like a hood.
01:54But if you take it out once, it never comes back.
01:58It comes back. It comes back, but it's flimsy.
02:01It's gross. It's ugly.
02:03You can never see it again.
02:06And it's annoying.
02:08You know, the jellies.
02:10The 150-yen cup-shaped jellies.
02:12They're like fruit jellies.
02:14You take the plastic on top,
02:16and if you open it, it's a jelly.
02:19It's not weak. If you open it, it's a jelly.
02:22It's like a house where you open the front door and go down the stairs.
02:25It's not flimsy at all.
02:27And if you open it like this,
02:29it's a jelly.
02:31It's a jelly.
02:33It's a jelly.
02:35The beginning of a jelly starts with a jelly.
02:38Welcome jelly.
02:40And if you peel the plastic off,
02:43it's more flimsy than you think.
02:46It's really flimsy,
02:48so no matter how you put it on your desk,
02:50it's not flimsy.
02:52I think it's just a jelly.
02:54And what's annoying is
02:56the sound of the computer
02:58next to you on your desk or at work.
03:01It's so loud.
03:03The sound of the computer
03:05working at its own rhythm.
03:07It makes me excited.
03:09I might eat watermelon on your computer.
03:11It's so noisy.
03:13It's so annoying.
03:15If you're driving,
03:17you get stuck in traffic jams.
03:19It's the same car as before.
03:21I wonder if you're tired of it.
03:23The kid in the back
03:25keeps looking at me and
03:27challenges me to rock-paper-scissors.
03:29It's cute at first,
03:31but it never ends.
03:33It doesn't matter if you win or lose.
03:35It's just a rock-paper-scissors
03:37terror that you want to play.
03:39It's so annoying.
03:41And if you're shopping at the supermarket,
03:43the song is playing first.
03:45You're like,
03:47It's going to be rust soon.
03:49I'm like,
03:51I'll call the office.
03:53I can't hear the rust
03:55if you shift it a little bit.
03:57I can't hear the rust
03:59after I call the office.
04:01It's so annoying.
04:03The old lady walking
04:05with a dog.
04:07I wonder which way she's walking.
04:09I have to make her walk.
04:11I want to give myself a load.
04:13I'm like,
04:15Hello.
04:17I'm just being greeted by the old lady.
04:19I can't talk to her.
04:21I'm like,
04:23What are you waiting for?
04:25It's a waste of time.
04:27It's a waste of time.
04:29I got on the minibus.
04:31I got to the station.
04:33The door was open.
04:35There were people getting off.
04:37I thought I'd get off.
04:39But no one got off.
04:41It's a waste of time.
04:43It's so annoying.
04:45At the concert,
04:47there was a ballad.
04:49The pen light was like this.
04:51Everyone was waving like this.
04:53When the person next to me
04:55was the opposite,
04:57we bumped into each other.
04:59Every time,
05:01we bumped into each other.
05:03It's so annoying.
05:05I'm giving you a good answer,
05:07but you don't give me a blanket.
05:09It's so annoying.
05:41So, it's time for the big show.
06:01First, let's hear from the major league players.
06:05I wonder if it's because of the weather.
06:07Shota, the host, often bites.
06:09He said,
06:10Spring has come.
06:16Yesterday, I went to work with the host
06:19at a place called Sodegaura in Chiba prefecture.
06:22Shota said,
06:23it was really cheap.
06:25So I bought Chiba Meisan's Rakkasei.
06:28If you look at the back, it says Chinese.
06:31It's important to know the essence.
06:33I'm Ichinosuke, a man who can tell the difference.
06:39After work, I went into my room.
06:43Before I turned on the light,
06:45I tried to take off my socks.
06:47I couldn't take them off well,
06:49so I fell over and hit my head on the shelf.
06:52I wonder if this is how people die.
06:55That's what I think.
06:56It's terrible.
06:59Next, we'll go to Tosa City in Kochi Prefecture for Rakugo.
07:04It's a time where you can find anything on social media,
07:07but the bonito from Tosa is delicious because it's salted.
07:10I'm Harenosuke Tatekawa,
07:12and I'm thinking about a party.
07:18I heard that the price of the house has gone up.
07:21I told the members that I wanted to raise the price of the shop.
07:25When I told the members,
07:27they told me to raise my hand before that.
07:30I'm Koraku-chan.
07:35The other day, the children of the mayor of Koraku,
07:38the mayor of Koraku,
07:40had a party to celebrate the 7th generation of Enraku,
07:42so I went to the party.
07:44There were 600 people.
07:46The mayor of Koraku,
07:47with the camera crew and staff of BS Shoten Tokudai,
07:50came to each table,
07:52came to me,
07:53and said in a loud voice,
07:54Miyaji-kun!
07:55How much are you going to pay today?
07:58I thought I had to make a joke,
08:00so I said,
08:01300,000 yen!
08:02I said a little too much,
08:04but the atmosphere became strange.
08:06Is he paying?
08:08I'll say it here.
08:09I haven't paid that much,
08:10and I don't have time to pay.
08:12Please don't ask such a question.
08:14I'm Miyaji.
08:18And this is the man who carries the futon.
08:21It's me, Yamada!
08:26Everyone,
08:27if you have a good answer,
08:29I'll give you a futon.
08:30If it's bad, I'll take it.
08:31If you get 10,
08:32I have a great product waiting for you.
08:34Please do your best.
08:37It's a long way to go.
08:38Here we go.
08:39The first one.
08:41From tomorrow,
08:43it's a spring prayer.
08:45I'm sure many of you will go around the grave.
08:47It's good to go around the grave with your family,
08:50but there may be some bad ones.
08:54So,
08:55please answer that you don't want to go around the grave like this.
09:00There are various graves,
09:02but I don't want to go around like this.
09:04Mr. Taihei.
09:05Yes.
09:06I don't want to go around the grave like this.
09:08It's a grave where bad luck is not good luck.
09:15Mr. Yamada, please sing the first verse.
09:18Good luck.
09:25Mr. Ishinosuke.
09:26Is that all right?
09:27Yes, that's all right.
09:28I don't want to go around the grave like this.
09:30It's a grave where the beer I offer is not Suntory.
09:41Someone who came up with a different feeling.
09:44Mr. Miyagi.
09:45Mr. Miyagi.
09:46I don't want to go around the grave like this.
09:48It's a grave where you can hear the voice from inside
09:51when you wash the grave hard.
09:58Mr. Kouraku.
09:59I don't want to go around the grave like this.
10:01It's a grave where you steal the offerings from the crows.
10:09Mr. Toyoda.
10:10I don't want to go around the grave like this.
10:12I don't want to go around the grave like this.
10:14It's a grave where you mistakenly look at the grave next to you.
10:21Mr. Harunosuke.
10:22I don't want to go around the grave like this.
10:24It's a remote grave where you can touch the screen of your smartphone.
10:31There may be more in the future.
10:34Mr. Taihei.
10:35I don't want to go around the grave like this.
10:37It's a grave where you enjoy playing dominoes on the tombstone.
10:43Yes, Mr. Miyagi.
10:45I don't want to go around the grave like this.
10:48It's a grave where you have to put the flowers in your mouth and dance the carmen.
10:58What kind of rule is it that you have to dance?
11:01Mr. Ichinosuke.
11:03I don't want to go around the grave like this.
11:05I don't want to go around the grave like this.
11:07It's a grave where you put the flowers in your mouth and dance the carmen.
11:17Mr. Koyuza.
11:18I don't want to go around the grave like this.
11:20It's a grave where you have to put yourself in a polished tombstone and relax.
11:29Mr. Yamada.
11:30Can I have one?
11:32Is there such a person?
11:34Yes, there is.
11:37Mr. Miyagi.
11:38I don't want to go around the grave like this.
11:41It's a grave where you have to put yourself in a polished tombstone and relax.
11:52Don't make a face like you said something good.
11:55It was pretty good, wasn't it?
11:58Mr. Ichinosuke.
12:00I don't want to go around the grave like this.
12:02It's a grave where you put the offerings and the total amount is displayed.
12:15Mr. Taiei.
12:16I don't want to go around the grave like this.
12:19I thought it was Mr. Ojizo, but it was Mr. Ichinosuke.
12:24I don't want to go around the grave like this.
12:31It doesn't look like it's going to be good.
12:33Mr. Harunosuke.
12:35I don't want to go around the grave like this.
12:37It's a grave where you put the offerings and the total amount is displayed.
12:46Mr. Miyagi.
12:47I don't want to go around the grave like this.
12:50It's a grave where you put the offerings and the total amount is displayed.
12:59Mr. Konaka.
13:01I don't want to go around the grave like this.
13:06I forgot to pour water, so I'm going to lick the tombstone.
13:13It's a grave where you put the offerings and the total amount is displayed.
13:18What is that?
13:22Mr. Konaka.
13:23If you don't have confidence, don't say it.
13:27I'll go to the second question.
13:31This is the second question.
13:32There are many people who don't have a wallet because there are more cashless shops that don't use bills or coins.
13:41Everyone, please say, I live a life without this and that.
13:46I'll ask you if that's okay, so please answer.
13:50I live a life without this and that except for money.
13:54That's okay.
13:56There are many things that don't exist.
13:58Mr. Taihei.
14:00I live a life without salt for my health.
14:05Is that okay?
14:07Instead, please drink 1 liter of soy sauce every day.
14:13I'll die.
14:15I'll die.
14:17Let's be careful.
14:18Mr. Ichinosuke.
14:20I live a life without my number card.
14:23Is that okay?
14:24I have too much trouble and it's inconvenient to have it.
14:31Mr. Harunosuke.
14:33I live a life without a washing machine.
14:36Is that okay?
14:37There is no mistake in this choice.
14:44Mr. Koyuta.
14:45I live a life without water.
14:48Is that okay?
14:50My wife doesn't need water.
14:57It's not that your wife doesn't need water.
14:59It's just that the baby came out.
15:02I have a bad breath.
15:04It's because the baby came out.
15:06I changed my position.
15:14I don't need applause.
15:17Mr. Miyaji.
15:19I live a life without a car.
15:22Is that okay?
15:23I rubbed it on the day I got a new car, so I'm repairing it now.
15:31It's a true story.
15:34What's so funny?
15:36Life is fun.
15:39Mr. Koraku.
15:41I live a life without a single question.
15:44Is that okay?
15:45It's not okay. Lend me some money.
15:52Mr. Harunosuke.
15:54I live a life without a weather forecast.
15:58Is that okay?
15:59I don't have a weather forecast.
16:05Mr. Koraku, please do it like this.
16:08I didn't ask.
16:11Mr. Ichidosuke.
16:13I live a life without a smartphone.
16:17Is that okay?
16:18I had a smartphone, so I put my hand on the online casino.
16:26It's a violation of the law.
16:28You don't have a smartphone, do you?
16:29No, I don't.
16:31Mr. Koyuza.
16:33I live a life without panties.
16:37Is that okay?
16:38It's okay. I don't even have pants.
16:43Mr. Ichidosuke.
16:45Mr. Taihei.
16:48I live near the sea, but I live a life without a ship.
16:53Is that okay?
16:55I don't have a ship.
16:56I don't have a ship.
16:58I don't have a ship.
17:09You should go there sometimes.
17:12You always go there.
17:16Mr. Miyaji.
17:18I live a life without a TV.
17:22Is that okay?
17:23Today, I'd like to introduce this portable DVD.
17:29It costs 298,000 yen.
17:32It's expensive.
17:41It's expensive.
17:43Mr. Koraku.
17:44I live a life without a ballpoint pen.
17:48Is that okay?
17:49If you need it, go to the post office and ask for it.
18:03Mr. Harutosuke.
18:06I live a life without shoes.
18:09Is that okay?
18:10It's a fleeting life.
18:13It's a fleeting life.
18:18Please do it like this.
18:21Mr. Taihei.
18:23I live a life without paying unnecessary taxes.
18:28Is that okay?
18:29Please make it such a country, Mr. Ishiba.
18:34I'm Shigeru Ishiba.
18:37I'm getting used to this portable DVD.
18:43I study it every day.
18:48Mr. Taihei.
18:50I'm going to study it more.
18:57I'm not getting used to it.
19:01I'm just getting used to it.
19:04Mr. Hamada, take the first page.
19:06Mr. Ishiba.
19:08I live a life without a comb or a hair dryer.
19:12Is that okay?
19:13It's okay.
19:21That's right.
19:26The third question.
19:28Mr. Yamada, please do the same.
19:31Yes, sir.
19:36Is that okay?
19:38There are many children who want to be a major leaguer.
19:46Tonight, there is a match between Giants and Kabutsu.
19:50I think it's a good idea to enjoy the game of the major league while drinking alcohol.
19:55I want you to be the father of Horoyoi.
19:58I'm going to be a son and I'm going to be a major leaguer.
20:03I want you to be the father of Horoyoi.
20:07I'm going to be a son.
20:19I'm going to be a major leaguer.
20:20Mr. Ichinosuke.
20:22I'm going to be a major leaguer.
20:24Dad, I'm going to be your interpreter.
20:27Please write the number of the course on this paper.
20:31Please raise your hand.
20:36Mr. Koyuza.
20:38I'm going to be a major leaguer.
20:40Do you want to be a major leaguer like Osanji?
20:45Then it's 50-50.
20:48It's 50-50.
20:56The usual answer is quite fresh.
21:01Mr. Kouraku.
21:03I'm going to be a major leaguer.
21:05That's better.
21:07Even if you become a rakuka, you can't beat the master Kouraku.
21:13That's great.
21:23Mr. Miyaji.
21:25I'm going to be a major leaguer.
21:27That's good.
21:29Dad, I'm happy.
21:31Tonight, let's drink.
21:33Hideo.
21:35What is Hideo?
21:36Let's drink, Hideo.
21:39Hideo is a tornado.
21:42He's drunk.
21:45Mr. Hayabusa.
21:47I'm going to be a major leaguer.
21:49I'll measure whether you have a vessel or not.
22:01Mr. Ichinosuke.
22:03I'm going to be a major leaguer.
22:06I've been deceiving you.
22:08Your name is Ichiro.
22:10It's not Suzuki Ichiro.
22:12It's Zaitsu Ichiro.
22:20Mr. Kouraku.
22:21I'm going to be a major leaguer.
22:23I see.
22:24I'll teach you how to slide.
22:26Dad, you're good at sliding.
22:30He's really good at it.
22:33That's great.
22:35I'm impressed.
22:39Mr. Harunosuke.
22:41I'm going to be a major leaguer.
22:43I see.
22:45You're going to be a pitcher who can throw a high ball.
22:50This is a high ball.
22:53I see.
22:59Mr. Miyaji.
23:01I'm going to be a major leaguer.
23:03Stop it.
23:04I'm Kushi Katsuya, who is well-known in Osaka.
23:09I'm going to be a major leaguer, but I'm going to throw a high ball.
23:17I'm going to throw a high ball.
23:20Mr. Tahei.
23:22I'm going to be a major leaguer.
23:24Well said.
23:27In fact, I named you Shota.
23:32I named you because I wanted you to join us someday.
23:38He is Shota Imanaga.
23:40You are Shota Tanoshita.
23:42I'm not Shota Tanoshita.
23:43You are so uncool.
23:47You are Shota Tanoshita.
23:49I think Shota Imanaga's father and mother are my fans.
23:56What?
23:58What did you say?
24:00They are from the same generation.
24:02It's rare to see Shota Tanoshita.
24:04In fact, one of my fans gave me the name Shota.
24:09So listen to me.