This one's for my lactose intolerants.
Produced by Puppy Breath Records.
Filmed by Morgan Solecio.
Cow played by Cameron McLaren.
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Produced by Puppy Breath Records.
Filmed by Morgan Solecio.
Cow played by Cameron McLaren.
instagram.com/mattstorerhere/
facebook.com/MattStorerComedy
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00:00My doctor's diagnosed. I can't eat no lactose. That shit's my crack though.
00:11Need it in my veins and on my toes. Oh no, I won't see the back of it. Can't hack no
00:20lactose but more so the lack of it. Spare me the nightmare of a fridge bear of
00:27choccy milk and camembert. Nary it, nary in there. Butter gives me gutter guts.
00:33Can't deny it. But I'd rather get a craving. Satisfy it. Die it. Don't like it? Well, moho.
00:43I'll shit my pants if I chose to. Cause you and my tummy don't own me. I'm chummy with my taste
00:53buddies only and won't be being a soy boy. So don't you push it. Still stomach cows milk better
01:02than bullshit. I might bow down but for now, gimme. Wrap this mouth around some cow titty.
01:11I'm heading cowardly cause I ain't cowardly. And taking all you lactose crack hoes down with me.