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00:00What's wrong?
00:02Nothing.
00:04What's wrong?
00:06It happens sometimes.
00:08It just happens.
00:10I don't have a front seat.
00:12Do you want to sit down?
00:14Yes.
00:18I have a question.
00:20Yes.
00:22Which one of you is Tsurube?
00:24It's me.
00:26What is this?
00:28Every time.
00:30My eyes are a bit smaller.
00:32I drink a lot of barley tea.
00:34Tsurube is
00:36very popular
00:38in the city.
00:40Yes.
00:42He was invited to
00:44his daughter's wedding.
00:46It was a big hit.
00:48There was a rumor.
00:50Tsurube and
00:52Sanma and Takeda
00:54are very popular.
00:56You two should be
00:58loved by the people
01:00in the city.
01:02This time,
01:04Tsurube will compete
01:06with Sanma and Takeda.
01:14This time,
01:16Tsurube will compete
01:18with Sanma and Takeda.
01:20They will compete
01:22in Musashikoyama,
01:24a TV shopping street.
01:26They will do a
01:28behind-the-scenes video.
01:30Tsurube will
01:32talk to people
01:34and shake hands.
01:36He will get a point.
01:38He has to walk
01:40800 meters
01:42to get a point.
01:44If Tsurube
01:46can't attend
01:48his daughter's wedding,
01:50he will get 2 points.
01:52I'll give you more points.
01:54Will you give me more points?
01:56If Tsurube can't attend
01:58his daughter's wedding,
02:00he will get 2 points.
02:02We value 2 points too much.
02:06We came to
02:08Musashikoyama,
02:10a TV shopping street.
02:12It's a TV shopping street.
02:14Tsurube.
02:16Hello.
02:18I was closer.
02:20He shook hands with me.
02:22Who did you shake hands with?
02:24Me, right?
02:261 point.
02:28He shook hands with me.
02:30I don't like this.
02:32I don't like this.
02:34If Tsurube can't attend
02:36his daughter's wedding,
02:38he will get 2 points.
02:40I don't like this.
02:42I don't like this.
02:44Morita and Moriyama
02:46will get 1 point.
02:48It's been a while
02:50since I came to this arcade.
02:52It's nice.
02:54Daiso.
02:56It's convenient.
03:02If he can't attend
03:04his daughter's wedding,
03:06he will get 0 points.
03:08If he can't attend
03:10his daughter's wedding,
03:12he will shake hands with me.
03:14Hello.
03:16He won't shake hands with me, right?
03:20I see.
03:22Hello.
03:26He got 1 point.
03:30He took a picture first.
03:32He took a picture first?
03:34Hello.
03:36Hello.
03:38Hello.
03:42He just said hello.
03:44He is a baseball player.
03:46He just said hello.
03:48It's like a shopping street.
03:50It's refreshing.
03:54Hello.
03:56Hello.
03:58It's the first time.
04:00I want to stop by.
04:02I want to stop by.
04:04I want to stop by.
04:06I want to stop by.
04:08I'll wait.
04:10Hello.
04:12Hello.
04:14Can I talk to you?
04:16You said that yourself.
04:18I heard you from my daughter.
04:20I heard you from my daughter.
04:22I came here to see you.
04:24I came here to see you.
04:26Which one?
04:28Both of them.
04:30Hikari from Sadabashi.
04:32Hikari from Sadabashi.
04:34I can't remember their names.
04:36I can't remember their names.
04:38I can't remember their names.
04:40This is crazy.
04:42This is crazy.
04:44I'm sorry.
04:46I'm sorry.
04:48I'm sorry.
04:50I'm sorry.
04:52You called me.
04:53You came to see me.
04:55You came to see me.
04:56But you said both of them.
04:58But you said both of them.
05:00But you said both of them.
05:02You said both of them.
05:04You can't give me two.
05:06Why?
05:08Now that I think about it, I think it's a two.
05:10Two.
05:11I think it's a two.
05:12Wait, the daughter's wedding is a triple-row, so it's a two, right?
05:15The JK is here.
05:20Just wait a minute.
05:22You can just stand up.
05:24You can just stand up.
05:25He's going to just come at me.
05:27Hello.
05:30Do you want me to teach you how to study?
05:32Do you want to film TikTok?
05:34Are you all right?
05:38Good luck with school!
05:41I can't talk to her.
05:43Yeah, that's true.
05:44Maybe she thinks we're filming.
05:47Tsurube-san is like that too.
05:49Yeah, I guess.
05:50Tsurube-san doesn't have a camera in the director's eyes.
05:55He's not filming like this.
05:57He's the most central.
05:59Let's move.
06:00Let's move.
06:02Gelato?
06:03Hello.
06:04Hello, mother.
06:05Would you like to eat?
06:06Can I?
06:07Can I?
06:08Can I?
06:09Can I?
06:10It's good.
06:11Which one did we ask?
06:14Both of them.
06:15Both of them?
06:16If I had to choose?
06:18Both are good.
06:20Both are good.
06:21She's so kind.
06:22This person is great too.
06:24She is.
06:25She's great.
06:26Which one do you want me to eat?
06:28Don't you want to eat both?
06:29We'll eat together.
06:30I recommend.
06:31I recommend one.
06:32Corn.
06:33Yes.
06:34Which do you like better, apple or lemon?
06:36One, two.
06:37Lemon.
06:38Which one do you want?
06:39Which one do you want?
06:40Which one do you want?
06:41Both are good.
06:43She keeps saying both.
06:45She's so fair.
06:46Here it comes.
06:47Here you go.
06:48She gave it to me.
06:52It's good.
06:53You're a good mother.
06:55It's easy to eat.
06:56Mother, if I had to choose one, which one would you choose?
07:01For example, I would choose this one as my boyfriend.
07:05Let's choose this one as your boyfriend.
07:07That's Tsurube.
07:10I'll choose this one.
07:11Then, I'll choose the bigger one.
07:16You're so lucky.
07:18You're so lucky.
07:19It's 1 point.
07:20I'm sure of it.
07:21No, no.
07:22It's not easy to get 1 point.
07:25I got 4 points.
07:29It's as peaceful as boxing.
07:32This ice cream is really good.
07:35It's really good.
07:36Oh, mother.
07:38Do you need this?
07:40Are you okay?
07:41I don't need it.
07:42Do you know me?
07:43I'm a member of Y-Channel.
07:45Oh, Neko Inu.
07:46Yes.
07:47You're watching my show?
07:48Yes.
07:50I know you.
07:51I'm a member of Neko Inu Y-Channel.
07:52I don't know your name.
07:53You don't know my name, right?
07:54But you're watching Inu Neko.
07:56You're watching Inu Neko, right?
07:58I'm Inu Neko.
07:59Yes.
08:00I'm Inu Neko.
08:01Please call me Inu Neko.
08:02Excuse me.
08:03Yes.
08:04What's wrong with you?
08:05Do you know my name?
08:08That was totally me.
08:10Because you're watching my show.
08:12I'm sure of it.
08:14Yes.
08:15How about 1 point?
08:171 point?
08:18Isn't it too high?
08:19How about 0.5?
08:20There are a few points like this.
08:23You didn't say your name.
08:25Well, well.
08:260.5 is fine.
08:29It's 0.5.
08:32Hello.
08:33Hello.
08:34Where are you going?
08:35I'm going to karaoke.
08:36What's wrong?
08:37Are you going to karaoke?
08:38Are you going to sing together?
08:39What are you going to sing?
08:41This is Mac.
08:44Do you know him?
08:46I like him very much.
08:48Do you like him?
08:49What's his name?
08:50Moriyama.
08:52How about me?
08:54Morita.
08:55Why do you like him very much?
08:57Which one do you like?
08:59I like Moriyama.
09:01Shut up!
09:06Enjoy karaoke.
09:08I wish you happiness.
09:11I'm sorry.
09:12We're shooting now.
09:13It's cold.
09:14It's cold if I'm not chosen.
09:22Yes.
09:23It's me.
09:24It's 0.5.
09:25Why?
09:26You knew my name, didn't you?
09:29I gave you 0.5, so it's okay.
09:32Well, well, well.
09:34This is good.
09:36Hello.
09:38Hello.
09:41I'm your fan.
09:46Wait a minute.
09:48Is there such a side shot?
09:50I watched yesterday's radio.
09:52Listen to the radio.
09:53I'm talking about real estate.
09:55You listened to yesterday's radio.
09:57Which radio?
09:58TBS radio.
09:59Stand by Mito Rhythm.
10:00I'm sorry.
10:01It's another song.
10:02It's okay.
10:03I'll cut it.
10:04This is big.
10:06It's really big.
10:07Can I take a picture?
10:09Lily is putting on manicure.
10:11You're doing it on the radio.
10:13I'm a fan of Mito Rhythm for 30 years.
10:15No way.
10:17Is it okay to take a picture?
10:18Yes.
10:19Is it okay?
10:20He refused to take a picture.
10:21It's minus.
10:22I'm sorry.
10:25This is a smash hit.
10:27It's a complete smash hit.
10:29Now, there was information about Lily.
10:34I listened to the radio.
10:35I also listened to the radio.
10:37There was a way to call me a real estate agent.
10:39I said that too.
10:40This is a complete 0.5 increase.
10:42Why?
10:43Give me a 3.
10:45What is the number of points?
10:46It's not 1.
10:471.
10:481?
10:49So,
10:50My daughter's wedding is 2.
10:53If you say that, it's 1.
10:56What is the number of points now?
10:583.5 to 3.
11:003.5 to 3.
11:03There is no such thing.
11:04There is no such thing.
11:073.5 to 3.5?
11:10It's a good car, isn't it?
11:11It's a good car, isn't it?
11:13It's a tie now.
11:14There is little time left until the goal.
11:16It's a big deal.
11:17It's a big deal.
11:18It's the last.
11:19It's the last, isn't it?
11:20Even if I make money,
11:22I'll watch it.
11:23Thank you very much.
11:25What did you watch?
11:26Morning.
11:27Morning.
11:28Really?
11:29Do you know my name?
11:30I'm sorry.
11:31But you watched it, didn't you?
11:32I'll watch it.
11:33Thank you very much.
11:35Good luck.
11:36Thank you very much.
11:37Good luck.
11:38It's long.
11:39It's long.
11:40Good luck.
11:41Thank you very much.
11:42Thank you very much.
11:43Thank you very much.
11:47It's realistic.
11:49It's a mistake.
11:50It's a beautiful 1 point.
11:51I didn't know your name.
11:53But you watched it completely.
11:55You gave me a low point.
11:56It's a tie.
11:57It's a tie.
12:00I guess it's 1.5.
12:02It's about 1.5.
12:04I guess it's 1.3.
12:05It's not 3 anymore.
12:07At least it's 0.5.
12:09It's 1.3.
12:10It's 1.3.
12:12Then I'll be strict with you.
12:14I'm serious.
12:15So how many points did you get?
12:17I got 4.8 and 3.
12:19It's a terrible number.
12:20It's a terrible number.
12:23It's like figure skating.
12:25It's too low.
12:27I'll give you 1.35.
12:28I'll give you 1.4.
12:29I'll give you 1.35.
12:30I'll give you 1.35.
12:31I'll give you 1.35.
12:32I'll give you 1.35.
12:33What did you get?
12:36I got 1.85 and 3.
12:40It's terrible.
12:41It's a terrible race.
12:42It's terrible.
12:45Hello.
12:46Hello.
12:47Is this a shop?
12:48What is that?
12:50I see.
12:51It's a mobile phone.
12:53This is DoCoMo.
12:54DoCoMo.
12:55I use it.
12:56Do you use DoCoMo?
12:58Excuse me.
12:59Is this SoftBank?
13:00No.
13:01You don't lie, do you?
13:03You don't lie, do you?
13:04Do you use DoCoMo since iMode?
13:06I use it, too.
13:07I use it, too.
13:08I use it, too.
13:09I use it, too.
13:10I use it, too.
13:11I use it, too.
13:12I use it, too.
13:13I use it, too.
13:14I use it, too.
13:15You don't lie, do you?
13:17You were talking to me just now.
13:20I was talking to you.
13:21I want 0.4.
13:250.4.
13:260.36.
13:270.36.
13:29It's a tough race.
13:30It's a goal.
13:31It's a tough race.
13:32It's a tough race.
13:33It's a tough race.
13:34It's Sentakumaru.
13:35Hello, mother.
13:36It's Sentakumaru.
13:37Which hand did you wave to me?
13:39You waved to me, didn't you?
13:40Do you know me?
13:41I'm Rabbit.
13:43You waved to me.
13:44Is it me?
13:45I'm Rabbit.
13:46Which hand?
13:48It's me, isn't it?
13:49It's me, isn't it?
13:50Which hand did you wave to me?
13:51It's me, isn't it?
13:52It's me, isn't it?
13:54Let me organize this.
13:56You waved to me, so I waved to you.
14:01You got 1.05.
14:02No, I didn't.
14:04I waved to you.
14:05I only got 1 point.
14:07I want 0.639.
14:10No, no, no.
14:11No, no, no.
14:120.63775
14:140.63775
14:160.63775
14:18The difference is
14:200.43825
14:220.43825
14:24Like this
14:26It hurts
14:28It's so tight
14:30It's so tight
14:32It's so tight
14:34It's so tight
14:36It's so tight
14:38It's over
14:40It's more tight than a sweatshirt
14:42It's more tight than a sweatshirt
14:44It's more tight than a sweatshirt
14:46You have a bad attitude
14:48What?
14:50Hello
14:52What's up?
14:54You like me?
14:56You have a bad attitude
14:58What?
15:00Hello
15:02What's up?
15:04You like me?
15:06What are you watching?
15:08Can you recognize me?
15:10Yes
15:12Wait a minute
15:14Thank you
15:16Thank you
15:18Can I take a picture with you?
15:20Can I take a picture with you?
15:22Can I take a picture with you?
15:24You have a cute face
15:26You have a cute face
15:28You have a cute face
15:30Thank you
15:32Can I take a picture with you?
15:34Moriyama
15:36You're wearing a lot
15:38My area is pretty wide
15:40My area is pretty wide
15:42Thank you
15:44Thank you
15:46I don't know you
15:48I don't know you
15:50I don't know you
15:52It was a lot
15:54It was a lot
15:56Did you say Morita?
15:58Did I say it too?
16:00Thank you
16:02Thank you
16:04I've come a long way.
16:06Good luck.
16:09Did you just say that to me?
16:11Speaking of Shin, who do you like?
16:13Morita-san.
16:15What about Onii-san?
16:18I don't know his name.
16:20It's Mitorizu-san.
16:22That's not good.
16:23He's over there.
16:25Hey!
16:27Hello.
16:28What did you say?
16:29Moriyama-san.
16:31What about me?
16:32Morita-san.
16:33Oh!
16:34Which one?
16:35If I had to choose...
16:36If I had to choose...
16:37Which one?
16:38If I had to choose...
16:40Morita-san.
16:42Wait a minute.
16:43That's not good.
16:45That's not good.
16:46You're going to get caught here.
16:48That's not good.
16:49Let's sort this out.
16:52Please show me your ticket.
16:53Please show me your ticket.
16:54I've never seen a ticket like this.
16:56What?
16:57It's a Galileo memo.
16:59It's a Galileo memo.
17:01Moriyama-san got 4.96.
17:04Morita-san got 4.52175.
17:080.43...
17:110.43825.
17:120.43825.
17:14And now, from here...
17:15Rush.
17:16Rush.
17:17You entered the ticket.
17:18The lady who watches YouTube.
17:19The lady who watches YouTube.
17:20How many points did you get?
17:21That's...
17:22That's...
17:23That's 2 points.
17:24I didn't say I'd take a picture.
17:25I said, can I take a picture?
17:26I said, can I take a picture?
17:27So, I got 1 point each.
17:29But I didn't know your name.
17:30But I was in the picture, too.
17:32No, no, no.
17:33I think it was hard to refuse.
17:35That's right.
17:36That's right.
17:37Why are you suddenly on Morita's side?
17:38I'm not really sure.
17:40So, how many points are you going to give?
17:422.
17:432.
17:44Oh, my God.
17:45Then, I'll lose.
17:46Then, I came from above.
17:47Then, I came from above.
17:48The lady?
17:49Yes.
17:50That's 1.
17:51That's 1.
17:52And I already took a picture.
17:53What about men?
17:54Men...
17:55Men...
17:56Men...
17:570.03849.
18:000.03849.
18:02It's like a scum.
18:05It's like dust.
18:07And the bread shop man noticed me and Morita.
18:12But I said, which one do you like?
18:14But I said, which one do you like?
18:15But I noticed first.
18:16Me.
18:17Well, I'll give you 0.78.
18:20But you said me, so I'll take 0.64 from there.
18:250.78 Moriyama.
18:28And minus 0.64.
18:31What are you doing now?
18:33What are you calculating?
18:39Galileo.
18:41At this point, Moriyama is 5.13849.
18:485.13849.
18:51Morita.
18:537.52175.
18:56Yes!
18:57What's the difference?
18:58The difference?
18:592.3832.
19:022?
19:052?
19:07I have no choice but to add up.
19:09The last one.
19:10Hey, wait.
19:12What?
19:13Oh, no.
19:14No, no, no.
19:15It's different.
19:16It's different.
19:17Wait.
19:18What?
19:19Oh, no.
19:20Oh, no.
19:21No, no, no.
19:22It's different.
19:23It's different.
19:24It's thin, too.
19:25Do you want to take a picture?
19:28It's fine.
19:29It's thin, though.
19:32It's thin.
19:34Let me take a picture, too.
19:35It's fine.
19:36It's fine.
19:37She said, it's fine.
19:39She said, it's fine.
19:42Oh, I see.
19:50She knows where I live, too.
19:53Oh, no.
19:54Oh, no.
19:55On TV.
19:56Wait a minute.
19:59Wait a minute.
20:00This is really big.
20:01What?
20:03Excuse me.
20:04Mr. Tajima.
20:05The store on the way.
20:06She came out of the rest area and came to see me.
20:08This is 1 point, right?
20:091 point.
20:10It's fine.
20:11The picture is 1, too.
20:12The picture is 1, too.
20:13No, no.
20:14I'll give you 0.5 points for the picture.
20:15It's thin.
20:16It's fine.
20:17I'm a person who's been there before.
20:18She came out of the rest area and came to see me.
20:202 points for the picture.
20:21No, no.
20:22I bit gum before.
20:24It doesn't taste good.
20:25You're crazy.
20:26It's not that good.
20:27I'll give you 0.5 points for the picture.
20:280.558 points.
20:290.558.
20:30The apartment?
20:31I knew the area she lived in.
20:32This is a big one.
20:33Why?
20:34I'll tell you why.
20:35I'll tell you why.
20:36I'll tell you why.
20:37I'll tell you why.
20:38I'll tell you why.
20:39I'll tell you why.
20:40I'll tell you why.
20:41I'll tell you why.
20:42I'll tell you why.
20:43I'll tell you why.
20:44I'll tell you why.
20:45I'll tell you why.
20:46I'll tell you why.
20:47I'll tell you why.
20:48One day I told my friend that his friend worked at a convenience store near my place.
20:49I was really scared.
20:51I was really scared.
20:52It doesn't matter now.
20:53If you could give me some points for that.
20:54Good.
20:550.89 ideas.
20:580.89 23.
21:020.8924584.
21:05Okay.
21:06Okay.
21:070.89245 is the best.
21:10Well, well, well, I guess it can't be helped.
21:11I'm going to sum up the results.
21:13Either way, I'm sure it's not Tsurube-san.
21:16No, no, no.
21:17The winner is Tsurube-san.
21:18I'm 100% sure.
21:20That's why I'm saying it's good.
21:21Why are you getting jealous?
21:22Okay, it's out.
21:23Please.
21:24This is the final result.
21:26Oh, the final result.
21:27The real final judge.
21:28Morita-san.
21:29Yes.
21:307.52175
21:32Yes.
21:337.52175
21:36Yes.
21:38Moriyama-san.
21:38Yes.
21:407.
21:40Oh!
21:435.
21:43What?
21:44What?
21:46This is the final result.
21:48Oh, the final result.
21:49The real final judge.
21:50Morita-san.
21:51Yes.
21:527.52175
21:54Yes.
21:557.52175
21:58Yes.
22:00Moriyama-san.
22:00Yes.
22:027.
22:02Oh!
22:055.
22:05What?
22:06What?
22:088.894
22:11Yes!
22:12Yes!
22:14The final result.
22:15Damn it!
22:160.06719
22:18Moriyama-san wins.
22:19Yes!
22:21I crushed him!
22:22Damn it!
22:240.06719
22:26I lost!
22:30Thank you, Morita-san.
22:33The final result.
22:35I noticed that.
22:36And then I was like,
22:38I was trying to make Moriyama's mouth stink.
22:41And I did that.
22:43Oh, you're wearing blue.
22:44What is that?
22:47I stink!
22:49This is...
22:51It was fun until I changed into Toguro.
22:54The final result.
22:55The final result.
22:56The final result.
22:57The final result.
22:58The final result.
22:59The final result.
23:00What am I doing?

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