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00:01Tonight's Downtown Deluxe is an hour of stress-relieving!
00:09Potato Fries! Which one do you prefer?
00:12I don't want this! I don't want this!
00:14Which one did Hamada choose?
00:16If I didn't choose Nikuman, I wouldn't be able to eat anything!
00:19I wouldn't be able to eat anything!
00:21With the dissatisfaction of the convenience store Nikuman Karaage, the studio is over!
00:26It stinks!
00:27In addition, Yoshida, the drama, has come up with a solution to the complaints of the cast!
00:33I feel like this is going to be a riot!
00:35That's not the point!
00:36What is the solution?
00:38And this time, the 100 audience members will be able to press the like button,
00:42and we will announce the most liked video, Ilaila Moya Moya!
00:48The viewers will be able to like it, and the dissatisfaction of everyday life will be filled!
00:54The Spring Deluxe Festival! Isn't this a bit strange?
01:00So, your group name has changed?
01:03Yes, my group name has changed. This is my first job.
01:08I'm going to write Key to Lit and read it.
01:11So you're going to read it.
01:12I heard that Key to Lit has a meaning of lifting up the young people in America.
01:21If I were to read it as it is, it would be Key to Lit.
01:25This is the name that has completely changed the future of Star Entertainment.
01:32What does this mean?
01:34It means that the group has been re-created.
01:37It means that Bishounen, HiHi Jets, and Seven Men Samurai have been re-edited.
01:43So, if it's been re-edited, it means that it's not a group that you want to form.
01:49What are you saying?
01:51Don't reply to this.
01:52No, no, no, no.
01:53Be careful.
01:54It sounds like you don't like it, doesn't it?
01:55No, no, no, no.
01:56It's not like that.
01:57It's a good name.
01:58I'm going to stop writing Key to Lit because I don't like it.
02:01I'm going to stop writing Key to Lit because I don't like it.
02:04I understand.
02:05So, the first theme is this.
02:07How do you get rid of the internet line?
02:11I'm going to show you a list of the problems with the internet line.
02:14Here it is.
02:15This is the only one.
02:17Who is the most famous person in X?
02:22This is me.
02:24When there is a natural disaster in Japan, it's natural that there is a lot of news about it.
02:31When I look at X, I see a lot of people saying,
02:34Is everyone in the whole region okay?
02:40There are a lot of people.
02:41There are a lot of people.
02:42What is that?
02:44I don't know.
02:45I don't know.
02:46I don't know.
02:47I don't know.
02:48I know how you feel, but if you're really worried,
02:53I think it's better to leave the internet line open.
02:57The line.
02:58Yes, yes, yes.
02:59If you're going to tweet meaningful information,
03:01I want you to look at me, who is worried, and say,
03:03Are you okay?
03:06I was wondering what kind of things you usually tweet.
03:11There are a lot of women's talents that aren't very popular.
03:16Isn't that weird?
03:20Are you going to see it?
03:21Yes, I'm going to see it.
03:23There are a lot of pictures of sexy clothes.
03:26Is it sexy?
03:27That's right.
03:28And I accidentally enlarged it.
03:30You're interested, aren't you?
03:32I can't see it if I don't see it.
03:36It's too much.
03:37It's too much.
03:39I don't know what to do with that.
03:40I see.
03:41Who's the person on the side of the net news?
03:44This is me.
03:45I don't know who wrote it, but I don't know who wrote it, but at the end of the day,
03:50I don't know who wrote it, but at the end of the day,
03:52For example, when we were on the net news,
03:56After I wrote a lot of things,
03:58I wish I could go back to the past and erase it with a time machine.
04:03That's not funny at all.
04:08Yuji Kouji talks about land abuse, but he lives in Tokyo.
04:12I have to apologize to everyone.
04:15I see.
04:17It's really cold.
04:20It's a simple joke.
04:22If this member makes a mistake, it's like a stupid joke.
04:28Hamada-san, which one is that violent act?
04:30I want you to announce the results.
04:34First of all, you're doing a violent act.
04:38For example, let's say there's a person like that.
04:42I'm on the net news, too.
04:44When I post my selfies on Instagram,
04:49I'm immediately posted on the net news.
04:51I'm very grateful for that.
04:53The title of the post is,
04:54Yamanochi Suzu shows up at the beauty salon.
04:58It's a cute, angelic idol.
05:02The title is too exciting.
05:06It's not just me who says that.
05:08The comments are like,
05:10Is this an idol?
05:12Is it that exciting?
05:15I didn't say that.
05:18I'm enjoying it in a small community.
05:21But Suzu, do you know how to make it cute?
05:26Of course.
05:31I'm enjoying it in a small community.
05:34I know how to make it cute.
05:36I'm also the type of person who works hard on the net.
05:42In spring, I thought I'd dye my hair blonde.
05:45I thought I'd take a cool picture.
05:48It's on the net news.
05:51It says,
05:52Sawa dyed her hair blonde and became young.
05:55It's a big praise.
05:57I looked at the comments.
05:59Who is interested in such an old blonde?
06:04Well, well, well.
06:07There's no such thing.
06:09That's right.
06:12You're on the wrong side.
06:14You're the one who's drawing.
06:16When you take a picture,
06:18you do a little processing.
06:21I'm glad you say it's cute.
06:25It's a little.
06:26It's a little?
06:28It's a little.
06:30Do you do all the processing?
06:31I do it occasionally.
06:33I change the color a little.
06:35The picture taken on the iPhone is not the real thing.
06:38There's a slight distortion in the lens.
06:40I'm going to put it back in place.
06:42It's too early.
06:43It's too early.
06:45It's too early.
06:47I'm going to work with a female talent.
06:52Take a picture.
06:53I'll post it on SNS.
06:55I'll take a picture and look at it on SNS.
06:58I'll be smooth, too.
07:00That's a good idea.
07:03Is there a problem?
07:05I'm lucky, so it's okay.
07:07That's a good idea.
07:10I don't know what you're talking about.
07:14I don't know what you're talking about.
07:19Do you usually read the comments?
07:24You don't have to go to Yahoo!
07:28The article is recommended by X.
07:32For example, I'm a female entertainer.
07:35It's a big transformation.
07:38It's a big transformation.
07:42It's a big transformation.
07:44It's a big transformation.
07:47It's a big transformation.
07:50There are people who cover it.
07:53You don't think you're cute.
07:57That's not the case.
08:01That's not the case.
08:04You don't think you're cute.
08:07I'm not covering it.
08:10I'm not covering it.
08:13What's the name of the LINE?
08:17I'll exchange the LINE.
08:20I'll exchange the LINE.
08:22I'll exchange the LINE.
08:24But there are a lot of celebrities who only have a circle or a face.
08:30At that time, I thought it was Mr. Something, so I rewrote it myself.
08:35But sometimes I didn't have time, so I just did it as it was.
08:39At one point, I saw that there were about five people named R.
08:45Which R?
08:46I didn't know.
08:48Then I got a LINE message from one R.
08:51Do you know who it is?
08:52I was wondering who it was.
08:54How are you? I'm watching TV right now.
08:57I saw you at the gym the other day, but I couldn't talk to you.
09:01I said I'd see you next time.
09:02I saw you at the gym the other day. Who is it? Who is it?
09:05Then, Shinohara.
09:07Ryoko.
09:09There is such a person.
09:10Is there a R of Ryoko?
09:12I was wondering who it was.
09:14The moment I found out, I said,
09:16Ryoko-chan, there is such a person.
09:19For example, is there a possibility that R is Rokkaku Seiji, who is played by a partner drama?
09:25Rokkaku is also an alphabet.
09:28Oh, really?
09:30It's a Rokkaku Seiji right away.
09:32You have to say that.
09:33If it's Mizutani Yutaka, it's a Kou-chan emoji.
09:37No, no, no.
09:38If it's Mizutani Yutaka, it's a Kou-chan emoji.
09:40No, no, no.
09:41You know that.
09:42No, no, no.
09:43No, no, no.
09:44Yutaka is just that.
09:46How about you, Kumano?
09:47I understand this.
09:50For example, when an entertainer loses his job,
09:53there is a risk that his name will be exposed.
09:58I also contacted a few famous entertainers.
10:03One day, I got a call from an icon named M.
10:08I was nervous when I got the call.
10:11I used to work as a host in Osaka.
10:14When I was getting the call, it was so annoying.
10:19She was like, what am I going to say?
10:21It's nothing.
10:23It's like I was with a comedian.
10:26So I was like, hello, host, I've been waiting!
10:29What am I doing?
10:31He was waiting for his call.
10:35Not just entertainers, but the general public also understand what the symbols and emoji means.
10:42I don't know.
10:44Even the song is on its own.
10:46There are songs that you don't want to listen to.
10:48There are songs that you don't want to listen to.
10:50What's that musical note on the side?
10:53That's where the song is.
10:54That's right.
10:55The music flows.
10:56It's like your theme song.
10:58You can do anything.
10:59I don't know how to do it.
11:02I don't know what you're talking about.
11:05I don't know what you're talking about.
11:08I don't like it if I don't set up an icon in Sato.
11:15I understand.
11:16You can't set up a profile picture.
11:20You can't set up a profile picture.
11:22You can't set up a profile picture.
11:27You can do it like that.
11:28You can do it like that.
11:31It's a little sad.
11:33But he's so young, but he doesn't set up his profile.
11:37I think he's doing it because he thinks it's cool.
11:42It hurts so much.
11:43What's more, he sets it up for a while,
11:45and then he suddenly turns it off.
11:48It's like he's running around like a bug.
11:51He's crazy.
11:52He's like, I don't care!
11:53He's like, I don't care!
11:55What do you think, Yoshimi-san?
11:57Did you register with your LINE ID?
11:59I'm a man who doesn't know how to set up a profile.
12:03That's fine.
12:05When I first started using LINE,
12:08I was afraid to reveal my real name.
12:12I really thought, is this okay?
12:15I like frogs.
12:17I'm from the Kero-ion generation.
12:18Do you know Kero-ion?
12:19No, I don't.
12:21You don't know Kero-ion.
12:22Kero-ion.
12:23Even when I'm sad, I'm Kero-ion.
12:27Yoshimi-san, you don't know that.
12:30I like Kero-chan, so I changed it to Kero-Kero.
12:33Later on, I'm going to bother Sawa-san.
12:37Everyone doesn't know.
12:38That's why I don't even know how to change it.
12:42By the way, Hamada-san, what's your ID?
12:46How do you reveal your name?
12:48I'm sorry, I don't have an ID.
12:50Igari-kun, Igari-kun, this is it.
12:53I want Igari-san to do Giri.
12:55Giri, Giri, Giri.
12:56That's not it.
12:57Give it back, give it back.
13:00That's not cute at all.
13:02There's a clear difference.
13:05Yoshimi-san, it's okay.
13:07I want you to stay as you are.
13:08I'm fine.
13:09What's wrong with you?
13:11I want you to stay as you are.
13:14Now, who is the internet shopper?
13:17It's me.
13:18There are a lot of people who buy clothes online.
13:22But instead of going to the store,
13:24I can't see how many people are wearing it.
13:27So I use a photo as a reference.
13:29I think the hem is about this long.
13:32That's it?
13:33I'm sorry.
13:34That's harsh.
13:36That's harsh.
13:38I didn't expect you to get caught here.
13:41You taught me the right Japanese.
13:45The model who actually wears it
13:49looks like this.
13:52It's hard to understand.
13:54You should have done it in real life.
13:56But there's movement in the model's photo.
13:58I see.
13:59For example, a woman
14:01looks like this.
14:02I see.
14:03You don't know the length.
14:05That's not true.
14:07And when it's bad,
14:08a man jumps.
14:10I see.
14:12You don't usually look at people like this.
14:14I see.
14:15In the end,
14:16there's a photo like this.
14:18I see.
14:19You don't know what to show.
14:21It's hard to decide.
14:22That's right.
14:23I often buy things on the Internet.
14:26When I buy a supplement,
14:28I want to review it.
14:30I want to see how people use it.
14:32When I open a 5-star product,
14:34I see.
14:35I bought it.
14:36It just arrived.
14:37I'm looking forward to using it.
14:395 stars.
14:40I want to use it first.
14:41I see.
14:42That's 5 stars.
14:435 stars.
14:44That's all.
14:45What should I use as a reference?
14:47I see.
14:48He's very angry.
14:51He's very angry.
14:53He's trying to calm down.
14:54What is the first thing you do
14:56when you enter your birthday?
14:57This is me.
14:59There are many opportunities
15:01to enter your birthday.
15:03For example, when you register.
15:05The way to register is
15:07to scroll like a roulette.
15:11I see.
15:12This is a very unnecessary function.
15:15What?
15:16You can scroll once
15:18and pass the year of 2002.
15:21You can go back a little bit
15:22and make fine adjustments.
15:23Then you can scroll again.
15:25I'm just trying to show
15:27how smooth the smartphone is.
15:29It's convenient.
15:30No, it's not.
15:31This is the smartphone's ego.
15:33There's more.
15:35There's a calendar-type one.
15:38This is the worst.
15:40I've been using it for years.
15:44I see.
15:45This is from 1981.
15:47I've been using it for 20 years.
15:50I see.
15:51I see.
15:52Have you ever been happy
15:54to notice your birthday?
15:55No, I haven't.
15:56You're optimistic.
15:57You're optimistic.
15:58It's the opposite.
15:59I don't care.
16:00It's the producer's opinion.
16:02You can just type in
16:04analog20020920.
16:07It's faster.
16:08I see.
16:11Next,
16:12who do you recommend on SNS?
16:15It's me.
16:17I get a lot of recommendations.
16:21I was watching a movie
16:23called Strobe Edge with my friends.
16:26Yuki Yamada was in the movie.
16:28I really liked her role.
16:29So I told Kasumi Arimura
16:30to work with Yuki Yamada.
16:32I watched the movie over and over.
16:34I told her to work with Yuki Yamada.
16:36I see.
16:37I didn't touch my phone at all.
16:39When I finished watching the movie,
16:40Yuki Yamada appeared at the top of the list.
16:42I was like, where did you hear that?
16:45I've never heard of that.
16:48So I didn't touch my phone.
16:50I was watching the movie
16:51and Yuki Yamada was in it.
16:52So I watched it over and over again.
16:53The moment I opened my phone,
16:54Yuki Yamada appeared.
16:55I see.
16:56I didn't know that.
16:57There are a lot of cases like that.
16:58I wonder if I'm listening to my phone.
17:00I think so.
17:01There are cases like that.
17:02Yes.
17:03I was drinking at a bar.
17:05My mom said,
17:07Sawa!
17:08So I was drunk.
17:09I answered, sawa.
17:11My mom was shocked.
17:13She said,
17:14Sawa's Kotatsu article was on the news.
17:17When I answered sawa sawa,
17:19I was talking about my phone.
17:21Sawa's net news article was on the news.
17:23Really?
17:24Yes,
17:25That's right.
17:26That's true.
17:27So the owner of the bar
17:28knows that
17:30he absolutely likes the news.
17:33I was in France once.
17:35What is it?
17:37There was a man with a melon-shaped face
17:39who had a successful operation.
17:43I haven't looked into it.
17:45That's a naked man.
17:47I've never seen a man like that.
17:49I've never seen anyone like that.
17:51Right?
17:53If I did, I'd be eaten, you know?
17:55I know it's him.
17:57It's him.
17:59You know it's him?
18:01I think so.
18:03Oh, so, so.
18:04Let's announce the most people who agreed with the six questions we've introduced so far.
18:09Out of 100 people,
18:1276 people agreed with...
18:16The young man in white.
18:18Thank you very much.
18:19That's a good one.
18:20That's what I think.
18:21It's a bit of a nuisance, isn't it?
18:23It's definitely convenient if you can hit it like that.
18:25But doesn't the sound of the machine make you feel good?
18:27No, that's what I'm talking about.
18:29The sound of the smartphone.
18:29When you stop it at the place you want to stop, you'll be like,
18:32I did it!
18:33No, no, no.
18:34You'll never stop.
18:35You're not hitting the back of the machine.
18:36It's too much of a juggle.
18:37It's too much of a juggle.
18:38You're too much of a gambler.
18:39Oh, yeah, yeah.
18:40It's really poisoned.
18:41Here's the next theme.
18:44To the store, to the customer, to the restaurant.
18:48Here's a list of things to worry about.
18:49Here it is.
18:50Oh, like this.
18:52You're saying something very detailed.
18:55Who's the French fries?
18:59It's me.
19:01But I don't know.
19:03It looks good on you.
19:05It's not French fries.
19:07I love French fries.
19:09I love it.
19:10I can really relate to this.
19:12I'm sure you've ordered French fries at least once.
19:15French fries are written in French fries or French fries.
19:19I'd like you to write down the types in detail.
19:23French fries are French fries.
19:25I'd like you to write down the types in detail.
19:29French fries are the thinnest thing in the world.
19:33There's a McDonald's that's the thinnest.
19:36I'm ordering French fries because I want to eat it.
19:39French fries with skin.
19:40I know.
19:41There's a guy with skin.
19:43This is it.
19:46This is it.
19:47This is it.
19:48This is it.
19:53That's what it means.
19:55When you want to eat fried potatoes with skin,
19:57when you want to order fried potatoes in the second half,
19:59if you order fried potatoes with skin,
20:01your stomach won't be that empty.
20:03If you want to eat this,
20:05I see, I see.
20:07I want that kind of name.
20:09I wonder if Izakaya-san is underestimating fried potatoes.
20:11I think it's okay without a picture,
20:13but I really want you to divide it into small pieces.
20:15But it's embarrassing to hear.
20:17This fried potato,
20:19no matter what type,
20:21I think it's okay.
20:23I think it's okay.
20:25What about this potato salad next to it?
20:27This potato salad is me.
20:29It's a little different from that story,
20:31but potato salad
20:33looks like a salad,
20:35but it's not a salad at all.
20:37It's a salad.
20:39It looks like a healthy,
20:41diet food,
20:43but it's made with potatoes and mayonnaise.
20:45At the convenience store,
20:47there is a salad,
20:49but it's not a salad at all.
20:51It has cucumber and onions in it.
20:53It's not a salad at all.
20:55It's made with onions.
20:57Macaroni salad is not a salad.
20:59It's not a salad.
21:01It's not a salad.
21:03No doubt.
21:05Macaroni salad is too much
21:07to be carried by that thin cucumber
21:09and fine carrots.
21:11It's not a salad.
21:13It's a salad.
21:15It should be a salad.
21:17That's a little annoying.
21:19I'm sorry to say this, but I'd like to say something about potato salad.
21:22There are potato salads at Izakayas.
21:26I'd like to know if potato salad is handmade or produced in a factory.
21:31I'd like you to describe it properly.
21:34Oh, I see.
21:35Potato salad tastes good, but I want to eat it warm.
21:39I'd like to eat a potato salad that's made by hand.
21:42I'd like to eat a potato salad that's made by hand.
21:45So, I'd like to eat a potato salad that's made by hand.
21:49You could have eaten a fried potato.
21:52I've never eaten a fried potato.
21:55I thought I could eat it.
21:57I don't know if my potato salad is worth it.
21:59I'll tell you a scary story.
22:00Who's the one who eats a lot?
22:02This is me.
22:03I hate to eat a lot when I'm eating.
22:07Yamamoto is the one who eats a lot.
22:10I'm so stressed out.
22:12When I'm hungry, I eat grilled meat.
22:15When I'm hungry, I eat a lot of beef.
22:21I think I've eaten a lot of beef.
22:24When I eat soft-boiled eggs, I think I'm going to throw up.
22:29I don't want you to be conscious of your breathing.
22:32I don't want you to be conscious of your breathing.
22:34I'm going to explain it to you.
22:36I'm going to explain it to you.
22:39This is a conversation to enjoy as knowledge.
22:42I'm eating a lot of pickles.
22:44I'm eating a lot of pickles.
22:46I'm eating a lot of pickles.
22:48It's fun to express.
22:52I don't need it.
22:53I don't need it.
22:55I don't want him to say it.
22:58Who is the one who is a goldfish?
23:00It's me.
23:01When I go to eat with a cast member,
23:03When I go to eat with a cast member,
23:06I can check that the atmosphere is like a goldfish place.
23:11I can check that the atmosphere is like a goldfish place.
23:12The cast member read it and asked,
23:14The cast member read it and asked,
23:16Is tobacco allowed here?
23:18I think it's better to pull the curtain down.
23:19But,
23:20But,
23:21But,
23:26It's noisy.
23:28It's noisy.
23:29It's noisy.
23:30I think it's okay to smoke.
23:31I think it's okay to smoke.
23:33I think it's okay to smoke.
23:35It's the same.
23:36Even if you say,
23:37this is water vapor,
23:38it won't leave a smell,
23:39but it still smells.
23:40I understand.
23:41It's the same.
23:42It's the same.
23:43It's the same.
23:44It's the same.
23:45It's the same.
23:46It's the same.
23:47It's the same.
23:48It's the same.
23:49It's the same.
23:50It's the same.
23:51It's the same.
23:52It's the same.
23:53It's the same.
23:54It's the same.
23:55It's the same.
23:56It's the same.
23:57It's the same.
23:58It's the same.
23:59It's the same.
24:00It's the same.
24:01It's the same.
24:02It's the same.
24:03It's the same.
24:04It's the same.
24:07It is the same.
24:09You didn't say it's the same.
24:10Why are you suspicious?
24:13Shut up!
24:16You are exaggerating.
24:19Why?
24:21Because you said you wouldn't like it,
24:22I did as well.
24:24Stop it.
24:26I hate it.
24:29This is what I call happy hour.
24:31There's something called happy hour.
24:33Oh, that's cheap. It's really cheap.
24:35It's cheap, it's cheap.
24:36It's cheap.
24:37It's too cheap.
24:39When I look at this, I can't drink for 18 hours.
24:42Why is it so cheap?
24:44Why is it so cheap?
24:45Because it's too cheap.
24:47I want to do it.
24:48This is 18 yen.
24:49When I drink it, it's 300 yen or 500 yen.
24:52It's too cheap.
24:53Because I can't go. It's too cheap.
24:55Because it's too cheap, I can't go.
24:57You can't go at this time.
24:59That's right.
25:00That means, when I'm not a happy guy,
25:02when I drink it,
25:03I don't know why it's so expensive.
25:05No, it's because it's cheap at this time.
25:07That's right.
25:08Because it's cheap.
25:09On a day off.
25:10You can buy it at other restaurants.
25:13There are people who drink a lot and go home.
25:15There are people who drink three times and go home.
25:18I don't know.
25:19I don't know.
25:20I don't know.
25:22Now, let's announce the five moe-moe that we have introduced so far.
25:27Out of 100 people, 69 people agree.
25:33Potato salad.
25:38Thank you very much.
25:39I don't know how far Hamada has come.
25:42Either way, I chose potato salad.
25:45Potato salad?
25:47What?
25:48Oh, I see.
25:49You don't use potato salad.
25:51Is it okay to judge that you don't use potato salad?
25:53I don't think I use potato salad.
26:00He's a drug star.
26:01After this, Mr. Suzuki will be irritated by the popular boycott.
26:09The next theme is this.
26:11I'm going to list the unnecessary moe-moe I bought.
26:15Here you go.
26:16It's like this.
26:18Who is this?
26:20This is me.
26:22This is a staff member who supports me.
26:26I went to the refrigerator the other day.
26:30I asked him what he thought was amazing.
26:32He said, what do you think is amazing?
26:36It's a reverse question.
26:37I'm listening to you, but it's like the first question.
26:41It's like a quiz competition.
26:42I'm sorry, I don't know.
26:44In fact, the power consumption is very low.
26:47How many percent do you think this will be reduced compared to conventional ones?
26:51I'm listening to you again.
26:52I don't think so.
26:53It's a 100-yen quiz.
26:55I don't think it's going to be a perfect score.
26:58I really hate this.
27:00I see.
27:01When it comes to household appliances,
27:03in a lot of sales,
27:05only household appliances are allowed to negotiate the price.
27:10I don't know why that is.
27:12For example, a convenience store is cheaper than a convenience store.
27:16You never say, please reduce it.
27:18Only household appliances are allowed to negotiate the price.
27:23It's the turn of a social person to make a profit.
27:29I'm always buying at a low price because I can't talk.
27:34I feel like the people of Kansai are making a lot of money.
27:38You have a good image.
27:39Yes.
27:40Do Kansai people have such an image?
27:43A few percent of the people who run the store said,
27:47In Osaka, the decrease in the number of shampoos is extremely fast.
27:52Is that so?
27:53That's right.
27:54I've been going back and forth.
27:56Shampoo is the original.
27:58When I went to a household appliance store,
28:03I said sorry to the clerk.
28:05I went to buy audio equipment.
28:06I said I was in charge of the camera.
28:08I said sorry.
28:09I said I was in charge of the camera.
28:11Even though I'm a clerk, I can't deal with it.
28:14What is that?
28:16I want you to dress like a camera guy.
28:20I want you to dress like a camera guy.
28:22I'm sure you're a camera guy.
28:25I don't know.
28:26You're holding an audio guitar.
28:28Yes, I'm holding an audio guitar.
28:32I'm sure I'll buy something today.
28:35I'm sure the clerk will never come to the store the day I decide to buy a washing machine.
28:40I don't know what to do with my acting.
28:43I don't want to do it, but I call the clerk.
28:48Otherwise, I don't know who I'm talking to.
28:51How do you feel, FUWAMO?
28:53I understand the clerk.
28:57When I buy a household appliance, I usually get a bonus.
29:02Recently, there are too many tumblers.
29:05Every store has a bonus tumbler.
29:09There are many bonus tumblers.
29:12Every store has a bonus tumbler.
29:14Every store has a bonus tumbler.
29:17I don't know how to throw the tumbler away.
29:23There are many tumblers.
29:25There are a lot of tumblers.
29:30I can't throw them away.
29:34I can't throw them away.
29:37I don't have to worry about it.
29:39Who is the point of this?
29:41Aisawa-san.
29:43Aren't there a lot of shops that give you points?
29:46Wherever you go, there is a point card.
29:49In a convenience store, in a clothing store, in a home appliance store.
29:53Anyway, there are a lot of point cards.
29:56Even if you just store it in the app, there are a lot of points.
30:00Wow!
30:02Is this all for points?
30:04Even if it's a supermarket, there are a lot of points.
30:07There are also a lot of drugstores.
30:09In the past, it was a card.
30:11It was like a card folder in MUJI.
30:14I put this in and it got so thick.
30:16I was told by Kyoko Koizumi,
30:18What is this?
30:20Which chef doesn't do this?
30:22I had this much.
30:24That's all in the app right now.
30:27Isn't there a lot of people who go to the register and do it?
30:31Recently.
30:33Do you have a bag?
30:35While I was doing it,
30:37Do you have a point or something?
30:39Point!
30:41What kind of grape is this?
30:43It's a drugstore.
30:45I'm spinning a roulette.
30:47I want you to put it all together.
30:49Then you can do it.
30:51I see.
30:53If you want a point, you can buy it.
30:57If you go to the register,
30:59If you don't have a point, you can't do it.
31:01It's annoying.
31:03Don't go there.
31:05I want what I want.
31:07You can say it yourself.
31:09Before you get caught.
31:11You can say it yourself.
31:13Who is this pocket tissue?
31:15This is me.
31:17This is a fever.
31:1910 degrees.
31:21There's a little nose at the exit.
31:23I'm going to the convenience store.
31:25I'm going in.
31:27I only sell 4.
31:29I only sell 4.
31:31I want you to sell roses.
31:33Pocket tissue.
31:35I'm going to the register.
31:37Do you understand?
31:39I have to buy four.
31:41I have to buy four.
31:43I forgot when I went out.
31:45I forgot when I went out.
31:47I bought four.
31:49My house is full of pocket tissues.
31:51I want you to sell roses.
31:53I want you to sell roses.
31:55I want you to put it out.
31:57Sometimes I look for it in front of the station.
31:59I have a pocket dish.
32:01That's different.
32:03You can get it for free.
32:05I don't understand the next one.
32:07Is there consomme?
32:09This is me.
32:11What?
32:13Consomme is too different depending on the supermarket.
32:15Every time I go to the supermarket for the first time,
32:17I'm confused.
32:19I think it's in the seasoning area.
32:21I don't have it.
32:23I thought it was in the Chinese area.
32:25I went to the Chinese area.
32:27I don't have it.
32:29I was wondering where it was.
32:31It was next to the corn soup.
32:33I can't help it.
32:35I don't think so.
32:37No, no, no.
32:39What are you talking about?
32:41It was next to the corn soup.
32:43What are you talking about?
32:45Consomme is an all-purpose seasoning.
32:47You look like you were born just for the soup.
32:49You look like you were born just for the soup.
32:51It came out next to the corn soup.
32:53I think the color should be next to the corn soup.
32:55I think it's onion soup.
32:57You are putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
33:01You need consomme to make the onion soup.
33:03Consomme is a seasoning.
33:05Why is this in the seasoning area?
33:09How about other opinions?
33:11It's similar.
33:13I want you to have a line-up for drugstores all over Japan.
33:15I want you to have a line-up for drugstores all over Japan.
33:17I want you to have a line-up for drugstores all over Japan.
33:19For example, a mask, shampoo, conditioner, I want all the stores to have it.
33:25If not, I have to go buy a pocket tissue.
33:29Don't forget!
33:31A pocket tissue is either next to a handkerchief or next to a mask.
33:34Sometimes it's even next to a cash register.
33:37I have to look for it.
33:39I think it might be on sale.
33:41But if I look for it, it's not there.
33:44What is this time?
33:45Why do you keep a list?
33:47What do you mean?
33:48It's a solution to everything.
33:50It's nothing.
33:57What is this?
33:58You're going to blow your nose, right?
33:59You're going to blow your nose, right?
34:00I'm going to blow my nose.
34:03I'm going to blow it with a water balloon.
34:06I think it'll work.
34:07I'm going to blow it with a water balloon.
34:08The look on your face is a little scary.
34:13If this is not a meat bun, there's no main dish.
34:17After this, the studio will be filled with meat buns and fried chicken.
34:25Who is this meat bun?
34:27This is me.
34:31I think so.
34:33I think it's you.
34:35It's definitely here.
34:37I'm not a meat bun.
34:41I really like meat buns.
34:43When I buy meat buns, I have a plan in my head.
34:45I buy two meat buns.
34:47I also buy milk.
34:49I also buy sweet bread.
34:51I go to a convenience store.
34:53I have milk, sweet bread, and a register.
34:55I buy two meat buns.
34:56It takes 10 minutes for the buns to be steamed.
34:59Then don't put it in the store.
35:01I have only sweet bread and milk.
35:03If I go to the register, there's nothing there.
35:05You can buy it for me.
35:07No.
35:08You can buy sweet bread for me.
35:10I buy sweet bread, but I don't eat it.
35:13This is ridiculous.
35:15This is ridiculous.
35:17This combination is ridiculous.
35:19When I went to the convenience store, I put it in the store.
35:22It takes 10 minutes for the buns to be steamed.
35:25I want you to put it in the store.
35:27That's right.
35:28Don't you eat meat buns?
35:32When I go golfing in the morning, I buy meat buns at the convenience store.
35:36Then it's the same.
35:37Why don't you eat meat buns?
35:39What are you talking about?
35:41I buy meat buns, cheese, milk, and coffee.
35:49If I don't have meat buns, I can't get a job.
35:52I can't understand you.
35:54I understand you very well.
35:55I don't understand you at all.
35:57When I go to the convenience store, I buy hot snacks.
36:02I like hot snacks.
36:04I think you like it, too.
36:06It takes a long time to ask for hot snacks.
36:09The staff will pack the hot snacks.
36:12If you ask for hot snacks, I want you to change the color of the basket.
36:16Why?
36:18If there are two rows of hot snacks, it takes a long time to ask for hot snacks.
36:25As a result, the number of people who ask for hot snacks increases.
36:28If you ask for hot snacks, I'll ask for hot snacks.
36:33If you ask for hot snacks, I'll ask for hot snacks.
36:35Why?
36:37I don't understand you.
36:38If you ask for hot snacks, I'll ask for hot snacks.
36:44I think you should do that.
36:46Why do you say that?
36:48I'm embarrassed.
36:49You don't think you should ask for hot snacks behind these two people.
36:52Why?
36:54You should pay for it.
36:56You should pay for it.
36:58I don't want to ask for hot snacks behind these two people.
37:00That's why I ask for hot snacks.
37:02You said you don't ask for hot snacks in the morning.
37:05There is a place where you can ask for hot snacks after 10 o'clock in the evening.
37:09There is a place where you can ask for hot snacks after 10 o'clock in the evening.
37:12That's too much of a gamble.
37:15I understand.
37:16That's too much of a gamble.
37:18The batter is a little dry.
37:21It takes a long time to ask for hot snacks.
37:24It's like a magic trick.
37:26It's like a magic trick, but you have to eat it with all your might.
37:31I understand.
37:32The chicken nuggets I ate in the evening were so oily that I couldn't stand up at night.
37:37The texture has changed.
37:39I want you to say that.
37:41What do you think?
37:42When I bought a lunch box at a convenience store, I was asked what to do with it.
37:50I was a little irritated.
37:53If you ask me if I can warm it up, I can answer yes or no.
37:58If you ask me what to do, I can say, please warm it up.
38:03I can say, it's okay.
38:05I can say more lines.
38:07That's too much of a gamble.
38:12It's the same.
38:13It's hard to say, please warm it up when you wake up.
38:17I can say yes or no.
38:20Now, let's announce the top five things we've introduced so far.
38:25Out of 100 people, 69 people agreed.
38:29That's a point.
38:33Yes, it was Mr. Sawa.
38:36By the way, the last time was...
38:41That's right.
38:44Really?
38:45That's right.
38:48On your way home today, please look for your favorite convenience store.
38:52I can't find it.
38:53Let's move on to the next topic.
38:55Here's the next topic.
38:56It's a little detailed, but isn't it strange?
39:00You seem to have a lot of thoughts in your head.
39:02Here's a list of the details.
39:05I don't know what you're talking about.
39:07Who is a DEMADONO stuffed animal?
39:10That's right.
39:12There are a lot of DEMADONO-type convenience stores and mansions.
39:16There are times when the stuffed animal is facing the outside.
39:20That's right.
39:22Who is that stuffed animal appealing to?
39:27You buy it because it's fun.
39:30You can only see your back from the inside of the house.
39:33That's right.
39:34Most of the time, the stuffed animal is faded.
39:37I wonder how I should feel when I see it.
39:42You can also see it in the car.
39:44That's right.
39:45That's a happy feeling, isn't it?
39:49That's right, but it's a little egoistic.
39:53That's right.
39:54I wonder how I should feel when I see my favorite stuffed animal.
40:00That's right.
40:01That's right.
40:02That's right.
40:03That's right.
40:05Please show us your big body for a moment.
40:07Please show us how to do it for a few minutes.
40:09If you don't, everyone won't see you in good spirits.
40:12It's the first time someone has each body.
40:15Don't forget to subscribe to our channel.
40:17After this, Yoshida will calibrate.
40:20The students learn from the guests.
40:26Who is the box next to him?
40:28I'm sorry, not me.
40:30I'd like you to restrain yourself from playing with soap bubbles.
40:37I don't really want to say this, but...
40:40Recently, there's been a lot of bicycle and cigarette smoking.
40:44In the city, there are a lot of children, but they're playing with soap bubbles, right?
40:49In the park, when they're eating rice balls or rice,
40:53the soap bubbles come out.
40:55And the soap bubbles stick to their mouths.
40:59I don't really want to say this, but...
41:05To be honest, I don't want to say this.
41:08It's a game for children, so I don't want to say it.
41:11There are soap bubbles that you can eat,
41:13but there are still some that stick to your mouth.
41:17I really don't want to say this.
41:19I really don't want to say this.
41:21I don't want to say this.
41:23I don't want to say this.
41:26He looks like a cold person.
41:28I don't want to say this.
41:30He's a genius.
41:32He's eating.
41:34He can't do this.
41:36He's a person who doesn't want to say this.
41:38He's a person who doesn't want to say this.
41:40He's a little kid.
41:42Who's the ring-owner?
41:45The ring-owner will call out the name of the player.
41:50You can call out, Yoshida Takahashi.
41:54Yoshida Takahashi.
41:58There's a guy who's too tall.
42:01He's getting taller.
42:03He's getting taller.
42:05He's like that.
42:07Isn't he 20 years old?
42:09Why do I have to put up with you?
42:13It's a culture.
42:15There's a guy who's too tall.
42:17He's getting taller every year.
42:19That's true.
42:21When I call out Yoshida,
42:23I call out Takahashi.
42:25That's funny.
42:27You're the only one who feels good.
42:32Who's the lift in the studio?
42:34I am.
42:35The ride has evolved a lot.
42:37Isn't the lift too much?
42:42Isn't it too much?
42:44It's really dangerous.
42:45This hasn't changed.
42:47You can't drop anything.
42:49When you get off,
42:51you can move forward,
42:53but you can't move forward because you're scared.
42:55I've gotten off without moving forward.
42:57I can't get off.
42:59I can't get off because I'm scared.
43:01You have to protect me.
43:03It's okay.
43:05The lift has become safer.
43:08When you get on, it's low speed.
43:10When you get off, it's low speed.
43:12It's slow enough not to hit you.
43:14But it's scary.
43:16It's okay.
43:19I'll go with you.
43:21I'm sorry.
43:23You didn't go skiing, did you?
43:27It's okay to go skiing.
43:29It's the best.
43:31It's still snowing this year.
43:33I'll go, but I won't go with Yoshizumi.
43:40I won't go with you, so please go.
43:45I'm not scared.
43:48Who is the locker machine in the sauna?
43:51It's me.
43:53The locker machine in the sauna
43:55hasn't changed since a long time ago.
43:57If you put it here,
43:59you can't relax.
44:01If you put it cheaply,
44:03it will hit you.
44:05If you put it inside,
44:07it will go into the sauna,
44:09but when it comes out,
44:11it will be hot.
44:14The locker machine
44:16hasn't evolved since I was a kid.
44:19The lift has evolved,
44:21but this hasn't.
44:23But now,
44:25the one you touch has evolved.
44:28That's the lift theory.
44:30I don't want to lose.
44:32I don't want to lose.
44:34You have money,
44:35so you can make a sauna at home.
44:37That's good.
44:38Everyone is doing it.
44:40You have money.
44:42If you don't have money,
44:44you can't go to the sauna.
44:46It's annoying.
44:48Who said goodbye?
44:50When I was a kid,
44:52I said bye-bye.
44:54I said bye-cha.
44:56I said bye-nara.
44:58I said bye-nara.
45:00I said bye-nara.
45:02When my son was in elementary school,
45:04I happened to meet him
45:06when he said goodbye to his friend.
45:08He said,
45:10Please subscribe to my channel.
45:14Really?
45:16When he said goodbye?
45:17Yes.
45:19My son said,
45:20I got it.
45:21I subscribed.
45:22Then we said goodbye.
45:24It's interesting.
45:25The era is
45:26completely centered on the Internet.
45:29Like YouTube.
45:31I live in Osaka.
45:33There are many kids who speak standard Japanese.
45:36I see.
45:37You live in Osaka.
45:39I'm from Kansai.
45:41All the people in the program are from Kansai.
45:43But YouTube speaks standard Japanese.
45:45So there are many kids
45:47who speak standard Japanese in Osaka.
45:50I see.
45:52A kid who transferred from Tokyo
45:54said,
45:55It's not a big deal.
45:56It's a secret.
45:58If it's a big deal,
46:00he had a nickname for 20 years.
46:03It's too heavy.
46:04It's too heavy.
46:05It's a big sin.
46:06It's a big sin.
46:08It's a big sin.
46:10Is it that heavy?
46:12It's a big sin.
46:14It's a big sin.
46:15It's a big sin.
46:16Now, let's announce
46:17the number of people
46:18who sympathized the most
46:19with the six problems
46:20introduced so far.
46:21Out of 100 people,
46:2371 people.
46:24What is it?
46:26It's a big deal.
46:30I'm glad.
46:31Everyone thought so.
46:33I'm glad.
46:35Now, Mr. Igari will
46:36make a complaint
46:37to those who can't
46:38use certain functions
46:39of LINE.
46:41Now, LINE has
46:42a function called
46:43reply function.
46:44It has a function
46:45where you can reply
46:46to what the other person
46:47has sent
46:48to this message.
46:50In short,
46:51you can prevent
46:52two messages
46:53from being sent at the same time.
46:54I see.
46:55I see.
46:56That's a big deal.
46:57I really don't like people
46:58who don't use this function
46:59strictly.
47:00It doesn't matter
47:01if you don't use it.
47:03If you reply to this,
47:04you can choose
47:05which one to use.
47:06Listen to me.
47:07I'm not saying
47:08you should use
47:09this function.
47:10To be more specific,
47:12people who are
47:1312 years older than us
47:14are looking down
47:15at this new function
47:16a little bit.
47:17It's annoying.
47:18That's not true.
47:19That's not true.
47:20That's not true.
47:21That's not true.
47:22I'm sure that
47:23you've searched
47:24a lot about
47:25the patterns
47:26you were born with.
47:27You even
47:28searched on Famicom.
47:29There was a manual
47:30about patterns.
47:31There is a manual.
47:32There is no manual
47:33to set up the pattern.
47:34It's the explanation.
47:35I can't see!
47:36I can't see!
47:37I can't see!
47:38I can't see!
47:39I have trouble finding it.
47:40I can't find it.
47:41You can't find it?
47:42I can't find it.
47:43How can I do this?
47:44I can't find it.
47:45It will be easier
47:46if you press this button
47:47by your side.
47:48Why can't I
47:49press the button
47:50by my side?
47:51That's not true.
47:52That's not true.
47:53That's not true.
47:54You'll lose.
47:55You'll lose.
47:56You'll lose.
47:57Come on!
47:58Come on!
47:59Why is Yoshinao
48:00doing that?
48:01I'm in the same
48:02After all this trouble, let's go to the studio with Yoshida!
48:10Eh, is Yoshida normally doing that?
48:12That's why I'm in the same zone as the two of you.
48:15Up to now, it's enough.
48:18I don't need a new one.
48:19But this is France.
48:20I want you to leave me alone.
48:21No, it's not like that!
48:23This is enough, so don't think of me as one of those troublemakers.
48:27No, it's not like that!
48:28It's a nuisance!
48:29Don't act like you don't know.
48:32Are you even listening?
48:34I know everything.
48:36Really?
48:37Of course I do.
48:38Of course I do.
48:40No, you don't.
48:41You don't look like it.
48:43I'm a little sweaty here.
48:45It's about half.
48:53Next week's Deluxe is a new common sense that will help you live a new life.
48:57It's at home. I don't use it.
48:59It's in my bag.
49:00If you hold two or three pieces of aluminum foil and put them in, the static electricity will be gone.
49:06A new common sense that will help you live a new life in the entertainment world.
49:09I thought this talk would definitely be used.
49:12Mr. Sugu said,
49:13I think so too!
49:15He said these words.
49:17When I was talking, I didn't say that at all.
49:20Look forward to next week!
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