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00:00:00Thank you very much.
00:00:06This program is brought to you by ENGEI Grand Slam.
00:00:09Next, we have the Knights.
00:00:11The Knights...
00:00:13Hanawa-san was injured.
00:00:15Yes, yes.
00:00:16He was injured.
00:00:17Is he okay?
00:00:18His face is broken.
00:00:20Is he going to be okay?
00:00:22Let's take a look.
00:00:24Here we go.
00:00:26A manzai star born from a habit of always attacking.
00:00:30The Knights.
00:00:46Hello.
00:00:47Nice to meet you.
00:00:48First, I'd like to introduce myself.
00:00:52I'm Hanawa, the older brother of the chairman of the Manzai Association.
00:00:57I'm sorry.
00:00:59I'm so sorry.
00:01:01Thank you for coming.
00:01:03My brother had a facial fracture.
00:01:07I'd like to explain why he had a facial fracture.
00:01:13About two weeks ago, he was riding a motorcycle late at night to a woman's house.
00:01:19He apologized and crashed into a guardrail.
00:01:22That was Takeshi.
00:01:24It was the accident of Beat Takeshi about 30 years ago.
00:01:27No, it was his younger brother, Toho.
00:01:29He had a facial fracture because he was not athletic.
00:01:32I'm so sorry.
00:01:34I've been thinking about the similarities between me and my brother.
00:01:39The biggest similarity is that he's a big fan of the Giants.
00:01:43That's true.
00:01:45The Giants won the league for the first time in four years last year.
00:01:49However, they lost to Yokohama Pacers in the Climax series.
00:01:54We're going to spend an hour talking about how to be number one in Japan this year.
00:01:58We don't have that much time.
00:02:01Why do we have to talk about the Giants for just an hour?
00:02:04I love the Giants.
00:02:05Both of my brothers have too little knowledge about one genre.
00:02:09From now on, you should study various genres.
00:02:12I'm sorry, but you shouldn't be called a miscellaneous student like me.
00:02:15You're right.
00:02:16Tsuchiya is really smart.
00:02:18Even though he looks like a high school student, he's a high school student.
00:02:21He's really smart.
00:02:22Are you kidding me?
00:02:25Does your brother like high school students, too?
00:02:28He's really smart.
00:02:30He's the only person in the manzai community who can read and write.
00:02:33What kind of organization is it?
00:02:35It's not just me.
00:02:36That kind of organization is over.
00:02:38Today, I'm going to ask Tsuchiya some math questions.
00:02:42Math questions?
00:02:43Let's answer those questions and show him how smart he is.
00:02:45I'd like you to think about it, too.
00:02:47The genre is history.
00:02:49I'm good at history.
00:02:51Please answer the name of a historical figure.
00:02:55It was about 150 years ago.
00:02:57It is said that he was a member of the Satcho Alliance in Bakumatsu, which was born in Tosahan at that time.
00:03:06It's easy.
00:03:08In 2010, in NHK's Taiga drama, Masaharu Fukuyama played this character.
00:03:18What is the name of this historical figure?
00:03:24You're giving me too many hints.
00:03:26Do I have to say the name of the person below?
00:03:28It's too easy.
00:03:30It's a little too difficult.
00:03:31It's not difficult. Everyone knows the answer.
00:03:33I'll give you a choice.
00:03:35Can I choose?
00:03:36It's so easy.
00:03:38No. 1, Maru.
00:03:44No. 2, Okoe.
00:03:49No. 3, Yoshikawa.
00:03:53No. 4, Okamoto.
00:03:57You're just saying the starting order of the titans.
00:04:01No. 5, Sakamoto.
00:04:05No. 6, Toho.
00:04:09Let me say No. 9, Toho.
00:04:15Do you want a normal quiz?
00:04:19How about a 10-question quiz?
00:04:23Please say pizza 10 times.
00:04:28Where was Okamoto Kazuma injured?
00:04:30His elbow?
00:04:31Unfortunately, it's his left thigh.
00:04:33I don't know.
00:04:37It's too easy and difficult.
00:04:41How about a gesture quiz?
00:04:43That's a good idea.
00:04:45Where was Okamoto Kazuma injured?
00:04:48I see. Maybe he was dancing or something.
00:04:56I think it's Matsui.
00:04:58It's not Matsuri, it's Matsui.
00:05:00You don't have to make up your own jokes.
00:05:04There are so many young and cute people today.
00:05:07That's right.
00:05:08I'm not interested in baseball.
00:05:11Let's talk about something cute at the end.
00:05:13I'll talk about something cute, so please forgive me.
00:05:15I'll make a world record with my underwear.
00:05:17It's a cute story.
00:05:18That's enough.
00:05:19Thank you very much.
00:05:22Thank you very much.
00:05:25That's amazing.
00:05:26That's my brother.
00:05:27That's my brother.
00:05:28I think my brother was a little more nervous than usual.
00:05:32That's right.
00:05:33Let's talk about it.
00:05:35Can I?
00:05:36Thank you for your hard work.
00:05:38Thank you very much.
00:05:41I think it was hard for Tsuchiya, too.
00:05:43Mr. Tanaka, are you okay?
00:05:45Yes, I am.
00:05:46But the surgery was successful.
00:05:48I think he's watching right now.
00:05:50However, it was so easy that I couldn't believe it.
00:05:53Is that so?
00:05:55We were in the same situation.
00:05:57That's your brother.
00:05:58We were in the same situation, so we laughed a lot.
00:06:01That's good.
00:06:02I put octopus in my underwear.
00:06:04I put scissors in my underwear.
00:06:06I think I can run a business with this.
00:06:08I think so, too.
00:06:09Thank you very much.
00:06:11Thank you very much.
00:06:12Next time, let's do it with three people.
00:06:14Yes, let's do it with three people.
00:06:16That's right.
00:06:17It was fun.
00:06:19Thank you very much.
00:06:21Can I be in the scene?
00:06:22Thank you very much.
00:06:23Thank you very much.
00:06:24Thank you very much.
00:06:25Thank you very much.
00:06:27Next, three special collaboration units will appear in a row.
00:06:31Yes.
00:06:32First of all, this collaboration.
00:06:33Here you go.
00:06:35Super popular chocolate planet and
00:06:38The collaboration unit of Prince and Princess Chacon.
00:06:42Chacon
00:06:49We've arrived at the scene.
00:06:50I can't see the leader yet.
00:06:52According to the report, it's around here, right?
00:06:54That's right.
00:06:55The information is clear.
00:06:56Wait for instructions.
00:06:57Roger that.
00:06:59Are you okay?
00:07:01Yes, I'm fine.
00:07:03It's not a bad thing to be afraid.
00:07:05You have to protect yourself.
00:07:07But don't hurt yourself from this side as much as possible.
00:07:11That's the police.
00:07:12I understand.
00:07:13Chief, isn't that him?
00:07:15Yes.
00:07:16It's him.
00:07:18Please back off.
00:07:20Don't use force.
00:07:22Actions don't matter, so please don't use force.
00:07:25Back off.
00:07:26Back it up.
00:07:27Siblings, please.
00:07:28I'll set it up.
00:07:29Siblings please.
00:07:30Back off.
00:07:31Back off!
00:07:32No matters how you say it.
00:07:34Siblings please.
00:07:39I'm gonna make it.
00:07:40Postponed.
00:07:41Postponed.
00:07:42The doctor is postponed.
00:07:43The doctor is being referred.
00:07:46Don't interfere with the rules!
00:07:54Are you trying to die?
00:07:56I just protected you.
00:07:59Concentrate!
00:08:01Sorry!
00:08:02Get down! Get down!
00:08:03Get down!
00:08:04Don't film my butt!
00:08:09Please, the governor.
00:08:10When do I go?
00:08:17When do I go?
00:08:19When do I go?
00:08:21When?
00:08:22Go, go, go!
00:08:23Yabba dabba dum!
00:08:25Cut, cut!
00:08:26I'll give you a hand!
00:08:28I'll give you a hand!
00:08:31Cut!
00:08:32Go!
00:08:33Go!
00:08:34Hasty!
00:08:35Get up!
00:08:36Get up!
00:08:37I'll do it!
00:08:38Your life is your problem!
00:08:40That's right. I understand.
00:08:42Are you out of your mind?
00:08:46Concentrate!
00:08:48I'm ready for the second time.
00:08:50I'm ready.
00:08:52Are you okay?
00:08:54Get back! Get back!
00:08:56Don't film me!
00:08:58Please instruct me.
00:09:00Please instruct me.
00:09:04What is it?
00:09:08Do we know each other?
00:09:10Are we meeting for the first time today?
00:09:12Do we know each other?
00:09:14When was that?
00:09:18Do we know each other?
00:09:20Are we meeting for the first time?
00:09:22Oh, there he is!
00:09:24Kako!
00:09:26Kako!
00:09:28It's me!
00:09:30It's me!
00:09:32It's me!
00:09:34It's me!
00:09:36It's me!
00:09:38It's me!
00:09:40Listen up!
00:09:42You and I were born!
00:09:44What's your goal?
00:09:46I want to know!
00:09:48I want to know!
00:09:50One, two, three!
00:09:52Kako!
00:09:54It's me!
00:09:56It's me!
00:09:58It's me!
00:10:00It's me!
00:10:02It's me!
00:10:04It's me!
00:10:06Kako!
00:10:08It's me!
00:10:10It's me!
00:10:12It's me!
00:10:14It's me!
00:10:16It's me!
00:10:18Get back!
00:10:20Don't film me!
00:10:24What's going on?
00:10:30Interesting.
00:10:32That was interesting.
00:10:38What kind of content was that?
00:10:40What was that?
00:10:42It was very interesting.
00:10:44Did you get hungry?
00:10:46It hurts!
00:10:48You're like a guru.
00:10:50Only Hasegawa was fooled.
00:10:52Hasegawa was funny.
00:10:54You're the worst.
00:10:56You said you were the worst.
00:10:58You resisted and said you were the worst.
00:11:00I couldn't go further.
00:11:02He was scary.
00:11:04The naked one was scary.
00:11:06He was definitely doing something.
00:11:08He was doing something.
00:11:10He was definitely doing something.
00:11:12He couldn't get close to the cut.
00:11:14He was in a state of state.
00:11:16The last one...
00:11:18It's not a problem if you talk about it.
00:11:22It's not a problem if you talk about it.
00:11:26It's a sign.
00:11:28It's a sign.
00:11:32Jiro is faithful.
00:11:34Jiro is faithful.
00:11:36He is faithful to Osada.
00:11:38He is faithful to Osada.
00:11:40Don't film me.
00:11:42Don't film me.
00:11:44If you're filmed, it's over.
00:11:46Hurry up and catch me.
00:11:48Hurry up and catch me.
00:11:50Let's continue.
00:11:52Let's continue.
00:11:54Let's continue.
00:11:56Gerard and Nelson.
00:11:58A wild and manly collaboration.
00:12:00A wild and manly collaboration.
00:12:02GENERATIONS
00:12:08We will now begin the first round of the One-Night Sumo Tournament.
00:12:14Please enter the first child.
00:12:16Hello.
00:12:18Hello.
00:12:20Hello.
00:12:22Hello.
00:12:24Now time for the match.
00:12:38Go Take!
00:12:44Go Take!
00:12:46Go Take!
00:12:48Take! Take!
00:12:50Taro!
00:12:52Take! Take!
00:12:54Take! Take!
00:12:56Stop! Stop!
00:12:58I'll stop you once.
00:13:00Take, come here.
00:13:02Come here.
00:13:04You should do what you always do.
00:13:06Do your best.
00:13:08Take, you always do it with your dad.
00:13:10You're going to beat your friend today.
00:13:12You got it?
00:13:14I'm sorry.
00:13:16Can I do it one more time?
00:13:18I'm sorry.
00:13:20Do your best.
00:13:22Let's go.
00:13:24Do your best.
00:13:26I'm going to put my hand on you.
00:13:28Oh, my knee.
00:13:30Don't put your knee on me.
00:13:32I'll do it as it is.
00:13:34Can I do it as it is?
00:13:36I'll do it.
00:13:38Take!
00:13:40Take!
00:13:42Take!
00:13:44You're going to beat your friend.
00:13:46You got it?
00:13:48You got it?
00:13:50You got it?
00:13:52You got it?
00:13:54You got it?
00:13:56Stop! Stop!
00:13:58I'll stop you once.
00:14:00Come here.
00:14:02Come here.
00:14:04Take.
00:14:06Why can't you do what you always do?
00:14:08You can do it today, right?
00:14:10You can do it, right?
00:14:12Don't make a loud voice.
00:14:15I'm sorry. Please be nice to him.
00:14:18Take, what's wrong?
00:14:20He needs a little butter.
00:14:22He needs a little butter.
00:14:24We'll give him a little butter later.
00:14:26Excuse me.
00:14:27Excuse me.
00:14:28Why don't we do a demonstration?
00:14:31That's a good idea.
00:14:32That's a good idea.
00:14:33Just once.
00:14:34I'm sorry.
00:14:35Please.
00:14:36Please.
00:14:37Take, look at me.
00:14:38Please.
00:14:39Let's do it.
00:14:41Here he comes.
00:14:44Take, look at me.
00:14:48Take, look at me.
00:14:50Take, look at me.
00:14:55Take, look at me.
00:14:57Look at me.
00:14:58Look at my mom.
00:15:00Mom, do you see my mom?
00:15:02Why don't you look at my mom?
00:15:04My mom is trying so hard.
00:15:06My mom.
00:15:07Don't make a loud voice.
00:15:08I'm sorry.
00:15:09I'm sorry.
00:15:10Take, what's wrong? Do you need anything?
00:15:12A little butter.
00:15:13Oh, you need a little butter.
00:15:14A little butter.
00:15:15You need a lot of little butter.
00:15:17Excuse me, we don't have much time.
00:15:19Let's do the last one.
00:15:21I'm sorry.
00:15:23Tomo, if you win this, I'll buy you a KFC.
00:15:27Right?
00:15:28You like KFC, right?
00:15:29You can do it, right?
00:15:30Okay, let's do it.
00:15:31Take, if you win this, I'll buy you a Switch.
00:15:34Yes, a Switch.
00:15:36Right?
00:15:37You did it, right?
00:15:38You must win.
00:15:39Good luck to your friend.
00:15:41It's a Switch.
00:15:42I'm sorry, but let's do the last one.
00:15:43Let's do the last one.
00:15:45Just like this, right?
00:15:46Okay, let's go.
00:15:47Take, Nobuta!
00:15:49Yes!
00:15:50Take!
00:15:51Take!
00:15:52Take!
00:15:53Take!
00:15:54Take!
00:15:55Take!
00:15:56Take!
00:15:57Take!
00:15:58Take!
00:15:59Take!
00:16:00Take!
00:16:01Take!
00:16:02Take!
00:16:03Take!
00:16:04Take!
00:16:05Take!
00:16:06Take!
00:16:07I
00:16:37Thank you very much.
00:16:39It was fun.
00:16:41It was fun.
00:16:43It was strange, but it looked cute.
00:16:45It was cute.
00:16:47I was naked for the next two episodes.
00:16:49It's true.
00:16:51The collaboration is powerful, isn't it, Matsuoka?
00:16:53I've been having a stomachache for a while.
00:16:55I think the people in front of the TV are stretching, too.
00:16:57It was fun.
00:16:59It was cute.
00:17:01It was fun.
00:17:03What's that?
00:17:05Why did you put that in there?
00:17:07It's heavy.
00:17:09It's like a child.
00:17:11I'm getting excited.
00:17:13It was cute to cry in the middle.
00:17:15It was cute.
00:17:17Special collaboration unit.
00:17:19The third group is this collaboration.
00:17:35I'm hungry.
00:17:45I'm hungry.
00:17:53I'm hungry.
00:17:55I'm hungry.
00:18:23I'm hungry.
00:18:25I'm hungry.
00:18:27I'm hungry.
00:18:29I'm hungry.
00:18:31I'm hungry.
00:18:33I'm hungry.
00:18:35I'm hungry.
00:18:37I'm hungry.
00:18:39I'm hungry.
00:18:41I'm hungry.
00:18:43I'm hungry.
00:18:45I'm hungry.
00:18:47I'm hungry.
00:18:49I'm hungry.
00:18:51I can't hear you.
00:18:53I can't hear you.
00:19:01I can't hear you, so you have to see it.
00:19:05I can't hear you, so you have to see it.
00:19:13Maybe I have a problem with my ears.
00:19:15I knew I would come back.
00:19:17Koi chichai, hai, laachaa!
00:19:19LEBATEEEE!
00:19:20WAAA!
00:19:21Hai, miso.
00:19:22Saki no chaa-isogi, tsukuru no osooi.
00:19:24Tsukuru no hayaai, koi chichai, shio, misooo!
00:19:30WAAA!
00:19:31Chaa-isogi, tsukuru no osooi.
00:19:34Tsukuru no hayaai, hai, daidaa.
00:19:37Chaa-isogi, hai, kaisenai.
00:19:39Hai, kikoenai!
00:19:41Oh
00:20:11Yo
00:20:19I'm a
00:20:41Boy
00:21:11I
00:21:41Mean
00:22:11I
00:22:41Oh
00:22:49Oh, what is this?
00:22:55Hi, I'm a
00:22:57Connoisseur shoo-shuk katsudou no main sets got it. You know, she's taking a call. I already saw that. She didn't get all
00:23:03Oh, it's not gonna be a device. I got it. I got the garage. Oh, yeah device
00:23:05I get I got the ground over there. So don't show it. Oh, man
00:23:08Yeah, that's can't remind me that I need to go to them. We know you go to punk. I got it. Yeah, I'm there. Oh, sorry
00:23:13I'm sorry. I go to school. I'll go in there. I don't
00:23:17Damn it. It's your way to go. I don't go to school. Could you go to someone got there?
00:23:22Those demo coach can go they're not gonna make Chicago
00:23:24You ought to show me skinner brand or jumbo and you think you mean I'll do it again. You didn't agree there
00:23:28Mizuno, but I had you made that I don't know
00:23:31All right, you got it. I don't need you know, I'm scared
00:23:34Shana, I don't believe on the car. I think I might donate a car. I got a ski. I need to know what it's me
00:23:38I thought it's not honest. I'm gonna sign
00:23:40But it was a channel on another sunshine. I get a shoe cut
00:23:43You got to put out of the car on the country. I was a little dumb. That's not true
00:23:47You're gonna sit down. I mean, it's a good question
00:23:49They are not that old don't put me that I don't know not this cut this morning
00:23:53It's a cool not a good reason that I'm not seeing a car. I'm a little bit old. So it's your money
00:23:57Hey, what are the main kids? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:24:00I
00:24:30So, Red, try to compare yourself to an animal.
00:24:32A cheetah.
00:24:33Why?
00:24:34Because it's fast.
00:24:35Ah, so you can drop it like this.
00:24:36Why?
00:24:37Ah, so you can drop it like this.
00:24:38Why would you drop it?
00:24:39I'm super fast!
00:24:40I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
00:24:41You're good at self-analysis!
00:24:42But I'm not interested in your physical abilities.
00:24:45What's that?
00:24:46People tell me to appeal to myself.
00:24:48I've had this experience in the past, so I have leadership.
00:24:51I've had this experience in the past, so I have a patient personality.
00:24:53I have to say this myself.
00:24:54That's also a good personality.
00:24:55That's something the people around you decide.
00:24:57No, no, no.
00:24:58I have leadership.
00:24:59Who the hell are you?
00:25:00No, no, no.
00:25:01I don't know you.
00:25:02Don't brag about that.
00:25:03I'm not bragging.
00:25:04I can't say that myself.
00:25:05You can't lie about anything.
00:25:06Then, try to appeal to yourself.
00:25:07I'm the smartest in Japan.
00:25:08You're a fool, I'm sure.
00:25:09What?
00:25:10You're a fool, I'm sure.
00:25:11You can't tell.
00:25:12You can tell.
00:25:13Why?
00:25:14And I have a chair at the interview venue.
00:25:15You can't sit on it without permission, so remember that.
00:25:16Then, put the chair down!
00:25:17No, no, no.
00:25:18Why is there a chair there?
00:25:19You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:20You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:21You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:22You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:24You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:25You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:26You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:27You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:28You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:29You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:30You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:31You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:32You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:33You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:34You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:35You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:36You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:37You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:38You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:39You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:40You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:41You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:42You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:43You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:44You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:45You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:46You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:47You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:48You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:49You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:50You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:51You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:52You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:53You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:54You can't sit on it without permission.
00:25:55You can't sit on it without permission.
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00:27:34Yes.
00:27:35It just flew away.
00:27:37What was it?
00:27:38I think it was a hat.
00:27:39I think it was Mike's hat.
00:27:40It was Mike's hat.
00:27:41That's right.
00:27:42Did you find it?
00:27:43Are you okay?
00:27:44I'm glad.
00:27:45I'm glad.
00:27:46Is something going to fall today?
00:27:47That's right.
00:27:48Please give it to the person who picked up the blonde hair.
00:27:49Congratulations.
00:27:50Why is it always her?
00:27:51Congratulations.
00:27:52Congratulations on your second time.
00:27:53Congratulations.
00:27:55Mr. Yabe, Mr. Okamura.
00:27:56Yes.
00:27:57It seems that the legendary R-1 champion has come to that program again.
00:28:01Is it a legend?
00:28:02I'm a little scared.
00:28:03What kind of person is it?
00:28:04Let's take a look.
00:28:05It's a legendary R-1 champion.
00:28:06Is it a studio next door?
00:28:07Good evening, everyone.
00:28:08This program welcomes the legendary R-1 champion who colored the Showa era.
00:28:09Again, we have a wonderful guest.
00:28:10Let's call him out right away.
00:28:11This is the person.
00:28:12Ah!
00:28:13He's here.
00:28:14He's here.
00:28:15He's here.
00:28:16He's here.
00:28:17He's here.
00:28:18He's here.
00:28:19He's here.
00:28:20He's here.
00:28:21He's here.
00:28:22He's here.
00:28:23He's here.
00:28:24He's here.
00:28:25He's here.
00:28:26He's here.
00:28:27He's here.
00:28:28He's here.
00:28:29He's here.
00:28:30He's here.
00:28:32He's here.
00:28:33He's here.
00:28:34He's here.
00:28:37Good evening, everyone.
00:28:46I, Yozakura Mankaitaro,
00:28:47a 50th anniversary champion of the Showa area.
00:28:49In an accordance with custom,
00:28:50l am 79 years old.
00:28:57What the hell is that?
00:28:59What's up, Riku-san?
00:29:00Ah, I got it, yes.
00:29:01Mankai.
00:29:01Mankai.
00:29:02Yozakura Mankai.
00:29:03Ah, Yozakura Mankai.
00:29:04Here it is!
00:29:06So there's a one-shot gag like that?
00:29:08Yes, there is.
00:29:09Well, this is...
00:29:10I'm sorry.
00:29:11...a blue sheet, isn't it?
00:29:12Ah, that's right.
00:29:13It's wonderful, isn't it?
00:29:14As expected of Riku-san.
00:29:16Well, well, thank you very much.
00:29:19It was a mankai, wasn't it?
00:29:20It was a mankai, wasn't it?
00:29:21Well, it's the 50th year of Showa.
00:29:22I'm a first-year elementary school student.
00:29:24I'm already Yozaman Yozaman.
00:29:26Yozaman, I'm so happy to hear that.
00:29:27You know me so well.
00:29:28I'm sorry.
00:29:29I'm going to give you some pocket money for such good intentions.
00:29:32This is a boring thing, though.
00:29:33No, it's not.
00:29:36There's enough cash in it to pull it out.
00:29:38Ah, it really pulls it out.
00:29:40Mansatsu Mankai! Mansatsu Mankai!
00:29:43As expected of the mankai.
00:29:46As expected of a senpai to a kouhai.
00:29:49I want to leave a good impression of this pocket money.
00:29:52But Iiyo-kun took the money and...
00:29:57I imitated him.
00:29:58The next day, I imitated him at school.
00:30:01I imitated him.
00:30:02I'm sorry.
00:30:03You're lying.
00:30:04You're a liar.
00:30:05You're a liar.
00:30:07Now, the two of you who are the opponents of Yozaman-sensei.
00:30:11First of all, Matsuyama-chan.
00:30:12How are you, Yozaman-sensei?
00:30:14Ah, Yozaman-sensei.
00:30:15Nice to meet you.
00:30:16I didn't know.
00:30:17Just by looking at your face, I thought you were Mitsuura Yasuko.
00:30:20No!
00:30:21No, no, no.
00:30:22Mankai Taro-sensei.
00:30:24I don't know you.
00:30:26Nice to meet you.
00:30:27I see.
00:30:28You're still 5, 3, 4 years old, so you're still sleeping.
00:30:32That's right.
00:30:33No, no, no.
00:30:34I want to give the two of you some pocket money.
00:30:37Hey, you!
00:30:39Pocket money?
00:30:41What are you talking about?
00:30:44Can I have some money?
00:30:46He's a comedian from the Showa era.
00:30:48Give it to me!
00:30:49Give it to me!
00:30:50He's an old comedian.
00:30:52Give it to me!
00:30:53I'm sorry.
00:30:55It's all on camera.
00:30:57I don't want to show that part.
00:30:59It's the love of the Showa era.
00:31:01The love of the Showa era.
00:31:02Thank you very much.
00:31:05No, no, no.
00:31:06I'm happy.
00:31:07So...
00:31:08Ah, I see.
00:31:09In the Showa 50s,
00:31:12R was still Kanto local,
00:31:14so maybe you didn't know because you didn't go to Kansai.
00:31:17It was a good era.
00:31:18It wasn't local.
00:31:19It was an era when the floors were full of people.
00:31:22You did it.
00:31:23With your tongue.
00:31:24It was a good era.
00:31:25With your tongue.
00:31:26What is that?
00:31:27That's a gag.
00:31:28You don't know?
00:31:29I really don't know.
00:31:30What is that?
00:31:31This is aging.
00:31:32It's aging.
00:31:33It's aging.
00:31:34I didn't do it.
00:31:36I didn't do it.
00:31:38Mr. Yozaman, can you show us the winning gag of that era?
00:31:41I'll show you.
00:31:42I'll show you.
00:31:43I'll show you.
00:31:44I'll use it.
00:31:45I'll use it.
00:31:46I'll use it.
00:31:47I'll use it.
00:31:48Yozaman's Mankai Mandan.
00:31:51I may look like this,
00:31:53but I'm the president of PTA.
00:31:56Recently, some YouTubers or someone I don't know
00:31:59asked me to lend them a sports field.
00:32:01So I said,
00:32:04Can you lend me a sports field?
00:32:06Yes, please.
00:32:08That was great.
00:32:09That was great.
00:32:10That was great.
00:32:12That was great.
00:32:13You're amazing.
00:32:14You're amazing.
00:32:15That was great.
00:32:16That was great.
00:32:17ManiP is amazing.
00:32:26Please cut the meat.
00:32:308 kg.
00:32:33Come on, come on.
00:32:35Looks fun.
00:32:37Next up is this duo.
00:32:39Here they are.
00:32:4110 years since the EVO championship.
00:32:43They have polished their laughter and brains.
00:32:46FUN D ANGELS!
00:32:49It's been a while.
00:32:51It's been a while.
00:32:53It's been a while.
00:33:01Hello!
00:33:03You're Trendy, right?
00:33:05Yes, I'm Trendy Angel.
00:33:07Nice to meet you.
00:33:11It's been a while since I've been to the Grand Slam.
00:33:13It's been about 5 or 6 years.
00:33:15That's right.
00:33:17I've been doing musicals.
00:33:19I'm really on the show.
00:33:21I'm jealous.
00:33:23I was on the show 5 times in a row.
00:33:26That's awkward.
00:33:28I was on the show 5 times in a row even though I wasn't doing any musicals.
00:33:31That's awkward.
00:33:33You're good.
00:33:35I spend money on cars and I spend money on my hair.
00:33:37You're good.
00:33:39Please give me a job.
00:33:41I'm worried.
00:33:43I came up with a second career for you.
00:33:46I can't be a comedian?
00:33:48No.
00:33:50You're on the show 5 times in a row even though you're not doing any musicals.
00:33:54I'm not good at it.
00:33:56I'm good at it.
00:33:58You're fast.
00:34:00You're fast but you don't have a job.
00:34:02I'm frustrated.
00:34:04Is there anyone who's fast like you?
00:34:06Mikey?
00:34:08You're fast but you don't have a job.
00:34:10You're fast but you don't have a job.
00:34:12You're fast but you don't have a job.
00:34:14That's not all.
00:34:16That's not all.
00:34:18What's your second career?
00:34:20I watch NHK a lot.
00:34:22You shouldn't say that.
00:34:24I watch Fuji TV a lot.
00:34:26I watch those two a lot.
00:34:28Why do you watch those two a lot?
00:34:30They don't have a lot of commercials.
00:34:32That's awkward.
00:34:34The reason I watch NHK is because I like sumo.
00:34:38You do a lot of sumo.
00:34:40I want to become a wrestler.
00:34:42You can't become a wrestler.
00:34:44Who do you think I am?
00:34:46Who are you?
00:34:48Are you that famous?
00:34:50Are you Mr. Saito?
00:34:52You're the belly of a dog.
00:34:54I'm Saito Ken.
00:34:56What are you doing?
00:34:58Why did you bring me here?
00:35:00Are you the Japanese government?
00:35:02You cut your hair.
00:35:04You cut your hair.
00:35:06You're so good.
00:35:08I want to become a sumo wrestler.
00:35:10You want to become a sumo wrestler?
00:35:12You can't become a wrestler.
00:35:14Why?
00:35:16Because I can't rest in peace when I watch NHK.
00:35:18You can't rest in peace when you watch NHK.
00:35:20I want to become a wrestler.
00:35:22You can't become a wrestler.
00:35:24You can't say that.
00:35:26You can't say that.
00:35:28I can say that.
00:35:30You can't, right?
00:35:32Gather.
00:35:34Gather?
00:35:36No, I can't gather.
00:35:38I'll go with Chinese cabbage.
00:35:40That's impossible!
00:35:41It's not enough at all!
00:35:42Where did you get your hair from?
00:35:44I want to be like Rikishi!
00:35:45That's impossible!
00:35:46You have a big body.
00:35:47You used to eat a lot of chanko.
00:35:49I eat a lot.
00:35:50Are you a gyaru?
00:35:51No, I'm Nakasone.
00:35:52Leave it to me.
00:35:53You're Nakasone, right?
00:35:54I am.
00:35:55Are you doing well?
00:35:56I'm doing well.
00:35:57I'll go with chanko.
00:35:58I'll go with chanko.
00:35:59I'll go with chanko.
00:36:00I'll go with chanko.
00:36:01I'll go with chanko.
00:36:02I'll go with chanko.
00:36:03I'll go with chanko.
00:36:04I'll go with chanko.
00:36:05I'll go with chanko.
00:36:07Shungiku.
00:36:12It's good.
00:36:13You're a healthy eater!
00:36:14You don't eat at all!
00:36:15Don't push me!
00:36:16I'm not going to be Rikishi!
00:36:17Don't push me!
00:36:18I'm not going to be Rikishi!
00:36:19I'm running away from the power.
00:36:21That's the principle of a stutterer.
00:36:22That's the principle of a stutterer.
00:36:24I understand.
00:36:25Let's settle this in sumo.
00:36:27Is it that strong?
00:36:28If you let me do it, I'll take it!
00:36:30What are you talking about?
00:36:32Tokyo is cold!
00:36:33I'll go with sumo.
00:36:34I'm going to jump!
00:36:35I'm going to jump!
00:36:36Hey, hold on, Idiot!
00:36:38You idiot!
00:36:40Idiot, idiot, idiot!
00:36:41What are you doing?!
00:36:42Are you embarrassed?!
00:36:43Don't you feel embarrassed?!
00:36:44You can jump forward!
00:36:45This is a safety trap!
00:36:46Idiot!
00:36:48I didn't want to see you like this!
00:36:49What are you doing?!
00:36:50You idiot!
00:36:52You idiot!
00:36:52I'm going to jump!
00:36:53I'm going to jump, I'm going to jump!
00:36:54You haven't jumped just yet!
00:36:55Son Goku!
00:36:58You want a sumo fight, don't you?!
00:37:00Forget about that!
00:37:01Let's just go.
00:37:10It was interesting.
00:37:11You were like watching a cartoon.
00:37:13I feel happy.
00:37:15It was good.
00:37:17I'm embarrassed.
00:37:19I have done thinning hair treatment.
00:37:21No, you don't.
00:37:23Everyone has their own life.
00:37:25It would have been funnier if I hadn't done that.
00:37:27It's a pity.
00:37:29Can I continue?
00:37:31It's this duo.
00:37:33The face of lunch in Fushiteri will show you how to laugh.
00:37:37Haraichi.
00:37:53Hello, we are Haraichi.
00:37:55Nice to meet you.
00:37:59We discovered a new way to fly a box.
00:38:03I didn't know that.
00:38:05I didn't know that.
00:38:07We recently discovered a new way to fly a box.
00:38:12Like running or jumping?
00:38:14No.
00:38:15The way to fly a box is a mat.
00:38:17A mat!
00:38:19A mat for landing.
00:38:21It doesn't matter.
00:38:23It doesn't.
00:38:24It doesn't.
00:38:25People don't trust that mat.
00:38:27If you change that mat to a good one, you can fly.
00:38:30I don't know.
00:38:32Think about it.
00:38:34What if that mat was a strange mat?
00:38:36A strange mat?
00:38:38For example?
00:38:39For example, what if it was a old mat?
00:38:41I might be worried.
00:38:43What if it's torn when landing?
00:38:46What if it's injured?
00:38:48What if it's a thin mat?
00:38:50I might be worried.
00:38:52What if it's thin when landing?
00:38:54What if it's injured?
00:38:56I might be injured.
00:38:58What if it's a short mat?
00:39:00The depth of the mat is short.
00:39:03Is it okay?
00:39:04I'm going to fall!
00:39:06My knees are in danger.
00:39:08You have to be careful.
00:39:09What if it's a thin mat?
00:39:11I have a leisure mat.
00:39:15Didn't you have a thick mat?
00:39:17No?
00:39:18Then that's fine.
00:39:20A thin mat is fine.
00:39:22What if it's a shark skin mat?
00:39:24I'm going to fall!
00:39:26I thought there was a gravel on the mat.
00:39:30I'm going to fall.
00:39:32I'm going to fall.
00:39:34A hat for bad guys.
00:39:36That's not fair.
00:39:40I'm always wearing a hat for bad guys.
00:39:43I'm wearing a black hat.
00:39:47Everyone wears a hat for good guys.
00:39:49I'm wearing a white hat.
00:39:52Give me back my hat.
00:39:54A hot taco.
00:39:56It's hot.
00:39:58It's hot.
00:40:00It's hot because it's thick.
00:40:04It's hot.
00:40:05It stinks.
00:40:07It's warm, so it's smelly.
00:40:10It stinks.
00:40:11A water bath.
00:40:13It's hot.
00:40:14Someone is there.
00:40:17It's like a small surfboard in a water bath.
00:40:23Someone is there.
00:40:25Get out of my way.
00:40:27I'm going in.
00:40:29I'm going in.
00:40:30Get out of my way.
00:40:31What is he doing?
00:40:32He knows where to put the ash.
00:40:36It's me.
00:40:39It's me.
00:40:47It's me.
00:40:53A shabby cuppa.
00:40:57This is...
00:41:00Do you put noodles in it?
00:41:04Do you put noodles in it?
00:41:08Is it a stone pot?
00:41:10I don't know.
00:41:14I don't put rice in it.
00:41:17Is it spicy?
00:41:20Is it red?
00:41:21Is it spicy?
00:41:22I don't know.
00:41:23I'll ask the manager.
00:41:26Manager!
00:41:27I don't know.
00:41:28I don't know.
00:41:30I haven't done this for a while.
00:41:31It's coming next month.
00:41:33I don't know.
00:41:35Did you put it out?
00:41:37I don't know.
00:41:39It's coming next month.
00:41:42I don't know.
00:41:44I don't know at all.
00:41:46It's coming next month.
00:41:49What should I do?
00:41:51This is...
00:41:52This is coming this month.
00:41:54Don't put it out.
00:41:57I just put it out.
00:41:58It's coming next month.
00:42:00I don't know.
00:42:02What should I do?
00:42:03What should I do?
00:42:04No, no, no.
00:42:08That's coming next month.
00:42:11If you put it out now,
00:42:12it's not good.
00:42:13It's bad.
00:42:14It's obvious.
00:42:15That's how you lose trust.
00:42:19You put it out.
00:42:21It's coming next month.
00:42:24I can't do this.
00:42:27I don't know anything.
00:42:30I don't know anything.
00:42:34I don't know anything.
00:42:36I'll put it out next month.
00:42:39I don't have time to do this.
00:42:41I'll do it here.
00:42:43I'm a part-time leader.
00:42:45I don't have time to do this.
00:42:48I might as well put it out next month.
00:42:52I'll do it here.
00:42:53I don't have time to do this.
00:42:55I'm sorry.
00:42:56It doesn't matter.
00:42:58It doesn't matter.
00:43:07Thank you very much.
00:43:09It's coming next month.
00:43:11It's good.
00:43:12I hope it becomes a trend.
00:43:15It was Kansai dialect.
00:43:16It's coming next month.
00:43:18It's coming this month.
00:43:20Did you become Kansai dialect?
00:43:22Yes.
00:43:23When I first heard it,
00:43:25it was translated into Katakana.
00:43:27Me too.
00:43:28I see.
00:43:29I was Katakana too.
00:43:31But when I heard it,
00:43:33it was Hiragana.
00:43:36I was a little impatient with Kuppa.
00:43:39Kuppa.
00:43:40I was a little impatient with Kuppa.
00:43:50Next is this duo.
00:43:53Nozak Crystal, who was a little impatient,
00:43:56is now a duo hero.
00:43:58Magical Lovery.
00:44:12Hello.
00:44:14I'm Murakami.
00:44:15I'm a strange insect.
00:44:16I'm Magical Lovery.
00:44:22Let's do our best.
00:44:23Let's do our best.
00:44:24What is it?
00:44:25You're the best at quick-witted.
00:44:28I'm the best at quick-witted.
00:44:31Quick-witted is like a postman.
00:44:35I worked at a post office for 7 years.
00:44:39You worked for a long time.
00:44:40I know that.
00:44:41I know that.
00:44:43You're the best at quick-witted.
00:44:48That's amazing.
00:44:51I don't know much about mail.
00:44:56Do you have any?
00:44:58What?
00:44:59The mail you're pushing.
00:45:00No, no, no.
00:45:02I'm sorry.
00:45:03I don't have any mail I'm pushing.
00:45:04I'm sorry.
00:45:05You don't have any mail you're pushing?
00:45:06I've never heard of that.
00:45:08I'm sorry.
00:45:09I don't push mail.
00:45:11You mean you push it in a box?
00:45:12I don't like mail.
00:45:14I don't push mail.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:17I'm sorry.
00:45:19You mean you push it in a box?
00:45:22You're persistent.
00:45:23You don't know how to use it.
00:45:25I don't know how to send mail.
00:45:28I just cut and paste it and send it to the post office.
00:45:30I just cut and paste it and send it to the post office.
00:45:31It has a name on it.
00:45:32It has a name on it.
00:45:33Normal mail?
00:45:34Normal mail.
00:45:35I usually send normal mail.
00:45:37You're persistent.
00:45:38I don't know if I'm persistent.
00:45:39I only know how to send it.
00:45:40Did you go around?
00:45:41No, I didn't go around.
00:45:42I only know how to send it.
00:45:45I think I'm the best at quick-witted.
00:45:47I think I'm the best at quick-witted.
00:45:48We have different opinions.
00:45:50It's fine.
00:45:52Which method is the best?
00:45:56Will that tournament tell me?
00:45:58Which tournament?
00:46:00I don't know.
00:46:01I don't know.
00:46:02Wait a minute.
00:46:03Wait a minute.
00:46:04There's a firework.
00:46:06There's a firework.
00:46:08Here we go.
00:46:09Postal Tournament 2020.
00:46:11What is that tournament?
00:46:13Which method will win this year?
00:46:18Let's get started.
00:46:22The first match.
00:46:24Normal mail vs.
00:46:26Postal Tournament.
00:46:27Postal Tournament.
00:46:28Have you heard of Postal Tournament?
00:46:30Ready.
00:46:31Fight.
00:46:32How do you fight?
00:46:35Normal mail is cheap.
00:46:38It looks like you got hit.
00:46:40Both of you have good and bad points.
00:46:42Both of you have good and bad points.
00:46:43Postal Tournament is treated well.
00:46:46Normal mail is treated well.
00:46:50Normal mail doesn't have a window.
00:46:57What?
00:46:59Normal mail won the tournament.
00:47:06What are you doing?
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:08I'm sorry.
00:47:09I'm sorry.
00:47:10I'm sorry.
00:47:11I'm sorry.
00:47:12I'm sorry.
00:47:13I'm sorry.
00:47:15Don't get excited.
00:47:17You can't win the King.
00:47:21Your first contender has won.
00:47:23You don't make sense.
00:47:24You are the one who won.
00:47:26You are fast.
00:47:27It's not fast.
00:47:28Your U-Pak has fainted.
00:47:29Don't tell me to kill U-Pak.
00:47:31It's not the same genre.
00:47:33It was the final round.
00:47:34What's wrong with you?
00:47:36Postal Tournament.
00:47:37The final match of the regular mail vs. instant mail.
00:47:40Regular mail vs. instant mail.
00:47:43Regular mail vs. instant mail.
00:47:46Mr. Murakami of commentary.
00:47:47I'm not Murakami of commentary.
00:47:49What do you think about this match?
00:47:50I really don't care.
00:47:52Nice.
00:47:53Don't ask me!
00:47:54The final match of the regular mail vs. instant mail.
00:47:59Ready, fight.
00:48:01I'm not interested anymore.
00:48:02Regular mail is cheap.
00:48:05I can use it easily.
00:48:08I don't have to look out the window.
00:48:11He's attacking continuously.
00:48:13I'm in a rush.
00:48:15Instant mail!
00:48:16I don't have a single one!
00:48:19He's fast.
00:48:22That's enough.
00:48:24It's too easy.
00:48:26Instant mail is the winner from the beginning.
00:48:29I'm glad.
00:48:30What are you saying?
00:48:32You're losing while saying that regular mail is better.
00:48:34I've never lost.
00:48:35You've never lost.
00:48:36You don't have to be fast.
00:48:38Instant mail is the winner.
00:48:40I don't want to do this.
00:48:42Instant mail.
00:48:43He said instant mail.
00:48:44Instant mail.
00:48:46Amazing.
00:48:48He's like a spectator.
00:48:51Amazing.
00:48:52It's a way to win if you lose.
00:48:53Really amazing.
00:48:56It's not difficult at all.
00:49:01You're good.
00:49:03Who are you?
00:49:05Will you come to us?
00:49:07Instant mail is the winner.
00:49:09Instant mail is the winner?
00:49:11How about that?
00:49:12International speed mail.
00:49:14EMS.
00:49:15He looks very strong.
00:49:18Let's go.
00:49:19Where did he go?
00:49:21I feel an amazing mail aura.
00:49:23What is mail aura?
00:49:25It means that there is a superior being above.
00:49:35I'll use instant mail more from now on.
00:49:38I won't say that.
00:49:46Thank you very much.
00:49:48It was fun.
00:49:49Instant mail is amazing.
00:49:51Instant mail.
00:49:52Next is this duo.
00:50:15Hello, everyone.
00:50:17I love you.
00:50:18I'm Doburock.
00:50:22Tonight, I'm going to tell you the secret of Mori.
00:50:29Please listen to it.
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00:52:58Man, man, My gari Man, Man, My gari
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00:53:12Man,m Mama gari
00:53:14Manman mygari
00:53:17Thank you for watching
00:53:23Thank you very much
00:53:25Magari
00:53:27It's good
00:53:27I don't know if I was able to do the acting I did in the past, but maybe I was able to do it now.
00:53:34This is Dove Rock.
00:53:35That's right.
00:53:36There was a part where I was always on TV.
00:53:40Today, it's been a while since I've done it.
00:53:43Yes, let's do it together.
00:53:44It's a very loud voice from here.
00:53:46There were a lot of men here.
00:53:48Oh, I see.
00:53:49I'm Margarine, too.
00:53:51Margarine.
00:53:53Some of them may be here.
00:53:55Thank you very much.
00:54:07It seems that the legendary R-1 champion has come to that program again.
00:54:12Let's take a look at who he is this time.
00:54:16What's his name?
00:54:18I'm looking forward to his name.
00:54:24Good evening, everyone.
00:54:25This program welcomes the legendary R-1 champion who colored the Showa era.
00:54:29Today, we have the last guest.
00:54:32Let's call him right away.
00:54:34Here he is.
00:54:39Who is it?
00:54:41I wanted to meet you.
00:54:43I'm impressed.
00:54:45Thank you very much.
00:54:47I'm sure you all know him.
00:54:49Please introduce yourself again.
00:54:52My name is Kyu-chan.
00:54:55I'm the champion of Showa 39.
00:54:59I made my debut in Showa 39.
00:55:01Thank you very much.
00:55:03Everyone.
00:55:05When I saw this outfit, I realized that this was the last corner.
00:55:09That's right.
00:55:11Please introduce yourself again.
00:55:13Kyu-chan has a unique style of saying cold things to ghosts.
00:55:21When did you become a champion?
00:55:24I think it was in Showa 39.
00:55:30I'm freezing.
00:55:32How is it?
00:55:33It's perfect for this summer's snow.
00:55:35I'm freezing.
00:55:37I'm freezing, too.
00:55:39Showa 39 is the year of the Tokyo Olympics, right?
00:55:42That's right.
00:55:44I did my best in the Tokyo Olympics.
00:55:47Did you see the opening ceremony of the Tokyo Olympics?
00:55:51I saw it.
00:55:52I was surprised.
00:55:54I was surrounded by Kido and Take.
00:55:56That's right.
00:55:58I thought I had good legs and waist, so I became a throwing athlete.
00:56:02Just kidding.
00:56:05It's cold in this room.
00:56:09Are you okay?
00:56:10I'm fine.
00:56:12The opening ceremony was the same as the last time.
00:56:16If Kyu-chan is here, it's a cool business this year.
00:56:19That's right.
00:56:21And today, you're going to show us the legendary winning story.
00:56:27Of course.
00:56:28Can I do it?
00:56:31Everyone, this is the last time.
00:56:35I'm not Kyu-chan.
00:56:37Kyu-chan, the champion of the R-1 Championship in Showa 39.
00:56:44What's wrong with your face?
00:56:47I'm sorry.
00:56:48I know you're nervous.
00:56:51I'm confident.
00:56:53Kyu-chan, the champion of the R-1 Championship in Showa 39.
00:56:59I look forward to your kind cooperation.
00:57:01Kyu-kyu-kyu-kyu-kyu-kyu.
00:57:04I'm going to the supermarket today.
00:57:07Ah!
00:57:08Mio-chan, you have something really good.
00:57:11What?
00:57:13Give me that candy.
00:57:20This is a crater.
00:57:23It's gorgeous.
00:57:24Everyone, how is it?
00:57:25It's gorgeous.
00:57:27Even though there are so many craters, you can remove them.
00:57:31This is it.
00:57:33As expected.
00:57:34As expected.
00:57:36It's cold.
00:57:37It's cold.
00:57:38Thank you very much.
00:57:40Everyone, do you know?
00:57:42He's a man who made a gorgeous board.
00:57:46That's right.
00:57:47You shouldn't lie.
00:57:49That's right.
00:57:50It's gorgeous.
00:57:51Make-up is like that.
00:57:53That girl has become my disciple.
00:57:57She's a cute girl.
00:57:58Noriyoshi did it originally.
00:58:02993.
00:58:03Yes.
00:58:04First of all, Mio-chan.
00:58:05Yes.
00:58:06Kyu-chan, who can be seen from a distance.
00:58:08I shed a little tear.
00:58:10I'm sorry.
00:58:12It's too cold.
00:58:14It's too slippery.
00:58:15What are you doing?
00:58:23It's too long.
00:58:37Now, let's move on to the R-1 champion who just won.
00:58:42Tomoda Ore will reveal the story.
00:58:44I'm sorry the screen is a little dark.
00:58:46Here we go.
00:58:53The 68th All-Japan Championship was won by Kazama Kazuhiko.
00:59:02Spicy food samurai.
00:59:16Mr. Kazama.
00:59:17You won the grand prize.
00:59:20Please tell me how you feel now.
00:59:24Well, it's been 42 years since my debut.
00:59:30I've been a spicy food samurai.
00:59:35I feel like I've finally been rewarded.
00:59:39I see.
00:59:41You're going to keep singing, aren't you?
00:59:47Then let's have you sing.
00:59:51Kazama Kazuhiko is a spicy food samurai.
00:59:56Here we go.
01:00:00He won the grand prize for his honest feelings for spicy food.
01:00:07Kazama Kazuhiko, spicy food samurai.
01:00:20People who like spicy food.
01:00:25People who hate spicy food.
01:00:31People who like spicy food but are not good at it.
01:00:42There are all kinds of people.
01:00:52I'm not good at it and I hate it.
01:00:58I'm not good at it and I hate it.
01:01:13People who get hot when they eat spicy food.
01:01:25People who turn red when they eat spicy food.
01:01:35There are all kinds of people.
01:01:48I want to go home.
01:01:54I want to go home.
01:02:01The Mapo Tofu here is not just spicy.
01:02:07There's a lot of umami in it.
01:02:10I'm sure Kazama Kazuhiko likes this flavor.
01:02:14I'm sure Kazama Kazuhiko likes this flavor.
01:02:22I hate you.
01:02:27I hate you.
01:02:34Kazama Kazuhiko, spicy food samurai.
01:02:47Surprisingly, I won the Yuzu pepper award.
01:02:58Thank you very much.
01:03:02I'm the champion of this year's R-1.
01:03:05You sing very well.
01:03:08You're singing, right?
01:03:11You're good at it.
01:03:13You can get a little interest.
01:03:17And it's interesting.
01:03:19I guess you don't like chili peppers.
01:03:22Yuzu pepper is fine.
01:03:23I see.
01:03:24Red chili peppers.
01:03:26Be careful.
01:03:27I hate the ones that sting.
01:03:30I'm saying I can't eat it, but there are really people who say they can eat it.
01:03:34That's right. I think it's good.
01:03:36I can eat this natto, but natto is natto.
01:03:39I can't eat this Pakuchi.
01:03:42There is.
01:03:43But there is.
01:03:45I'll be careful not to be hated.
01:03:48It's a great thing.
01:03:49Now, the Grand Slam is finally the last group.
01:03:54Don't say weird things!
01:03:57It's scary sometimes.
01:03:59It's scary, isn't it?
01:04:00The person in front of you should be careful, too.
01:04:02Please. I'm taking two today.
01:04:06Now, this is the group that will decorate the Grand Slam.
01:04:11Resident Evil, which makes everything in the world a joke.
01:04:15Bakushan問題
01:04:17Help me!
01:04:26Help me!
01:04:31Hello, I'm Bakushan問題.
01:04:33Nice to meet you.
01:04:37Today is a live broadcast.
01:04:39It's a live broadcast.
01:04:42Fuji TV, at this timing, you call us on a live broadcast.
01:04:53It's a good thing.
01:04:55Did you give up something?
01:04:57No, I didn't give up.
01:04:59It's a good thing.
01:05:01I think Tanaka-kun is doing an online casino.
01:05:06I'm not doing it.
01:05:08What are you talking about?
01:05:10I saw it on the news.
01:05:12There are four people in Titan.
01:05:14I don't care.
01:05:16Who are you?
01:05:18Stop it.
01:05:19Tell me your name!
01:05:21Say it clearly, Tanaka Yuji.
01:05:23It's not me.
01:05:25Why are you so confident?
01:05:27I'm doing a lot of things.
01:05:28Actually, this is the only story.
01:05:31I've always thought that Titan Entertainment was suspicious.
01:05:38It's a fake agency.
01:05:39Come out, president!
01:05:40Your wife is the president.
01:05:42Your husband is a traitor.
01:05:44It's not about you.
01:05:45What are you talking about?
01:05:47Otami-chan!
01:05:48Don't say it.
01:05:50Thank you for everything.
01:05:52What are you talking about?
01:05:54I'll go home when this is over.
01:05:56Shut up.
01:05:58It's not like that.
01:06:00It's not like that.
01:06:02There are a lot of online casinos.
01:06:05There are a lot.
01:06:07You've been doing it since you were a kid.
01:06:10There are a lot of things.
01:06:12There are a lot of things.
01:06:13But today, I want you to forget about it.
01:06:16It's a live broadcast.
01:06:18I'll do it for 10 and a half hours from now.
01:06:20It's a press conference.
01:06:21You're the one who hasn't forgotten about it.
01:06:23That's it.
01:06:24Minato-san, you're like a kappa on the way.
01:06:27That's too rude.
01:06:29I'm going to pour water on you.
01:06:31Shut up.
01:06:32I'm going to do my best.
01:06:34Minato-san, it's just an AC commercial.
01:06:37Minato-san, make a reservation.
01:06:39Stop it.
01:06:41That's what's going on.
01:06:43It's hard.
01:06:44It's hard.
01:06:45It's especially hard for Fuji TV employees.
01:06:48They're all nervous.
01:06:50It can't be helped.
01:06:51The third party committee has been established.
01:06:54Everyone is being investigated.
01:06:56Well, it's a question-and-answer survey.
01:06:57At the end of the day, even Gachapin is being investigated.
01:07:00Gachapin is fine.
01:07:01I haven't seen Gachapin in a long time.
01:07:05I want to be free.
01:07:06There's no reason to say that.
01:07:07There's no such thing as free.
01:07:08Gachapin is...
01:07:09Can you put in Titan?
01:07:11What's with Titan?
01:07:12There's no reason to say that.
01:07:13You don't do casino.
01:07:14It's not difficult.
01:07:16I'm doing it.
01:07:17You're not doing it.
01:07:19It's hard.
01:07:21It really is.
01:07:22We've been watching Fuji TV since our debut.
01:07:26We owe a lot to Fuji TV.
01:07:30We're in a pinch right now.
01:07:32Fuji TV is in a pinch.
01:07:34I want to be of some help.
01:07:36I want to be of a little help.
01:07:39Power!
01:07:40That's enough.
01:07:41I like that.
01:07:42Ken Nakayama!
01:07:43You're being too loud.
01:07:45I'm not saying that.
01:07:48All the sponsors have left.
01:07:52The sponsors have left.
01:07:54Kyu-chan!
01:07:55That's enough.
01:07:56The sponsors aren't coming back.
01:07:58Kintaro was doing it.
01:08:00We're in danger of losing the show.
01:08:03What should we do?
01:08:05I have an idea.
01:08:07Fuji TV has a long history.
01:08:10There are a lot of popular shows.
01:08:11There are a lot.
01:08:12At this timing, we should revive it.
01:08:15That's a good idea.
01:08:16That's a good idea.
01:08:17At this time, no matter what we do, we'll be criticized.
01:08:21That's true.
01:08:22We're in a situation like that.
01:08:24For example, we should revive it.
01:08:26That's a good idea.
01:08:27We shouldn't laugh.
01:08:29How can you say that?
01:08:31I didn't say anything.
01:08:33That's terrible.
01:08:34We were the first ones to be in trouble.
01:08:37Vocabulary Heaven.
01:08:38Vocabulary Heaven.
01:08:39We should revive Vocabulary Heaven.
01:08:41That's a good idea.
01:08:42Usosuke, you're in hell.
01:08:44That's terrible.
01:08:45That's terrible.
01:08:46I have nothing to say.
01:08:47That's terrible.
01:08:48I don't care if it's over.
01:08:50There are popular shows that are still popular.
01:08:53For example, Mezamashi TV.
01:08:55You should revive it.
01:08:57That's a good idea.
01:08:58That's a good idea.
01:08:59Recently, Tosou Chu.
01:09:01That's a good idea.
01:09:02Hieda's show.
01:09:03Stop it.
01:09:04You're a jerk.
01:09:06You're the second one to revive it.
01:09:10You're a jerk.
01:09:11You're a jerk.
01:09:12You're a jerk.
01:09:14I don't want to say this.
01:09:16What are you saying?
01:09:17Okamura said it.
01:09:18That's not true.
01:09:19He's the worst.
01:09:20That's not true.
01:09:21He's the worst.
01:09:22That's not true.
01:09:23That's not true.
01:09:24Hieda, you're in trouble.
01:09:25You're in trouble.
01:09:26Hieda, take care of your health.
01:09:28It's too late.
01:09:30I'm not enjoying this situation.
01:09:32You're enjoying it.
01:09:34But you should revive it.
01:09:36But you should revive it.
01:09:37I should.
01:09:38I should.
01:09:39Shinjuku Alta.
01:09:40Shinjuku Alta.
01:09:41Shinjuku Alta.
01:09:42It closed in February.
01:09:43It's a pity.
01:09:44It's a pity.
01:09:45I have a personal memory.
01:09:46I had a part-time job at Alta's McDonald's before I started this job.
01:09:50As a small business.
01:09:51That's not a part-time job.
01:09:52What's a part-time job as a small business?
01:09:54It's called S.
01:09:55No, no, no.
01:09:56There's no S limited.
01:09:57I asked for S and he came out.
01:09:59That's not true.
01:10:00What is it?
01:10:01I made a Big Mac.
01:10:02What's a Big Mac made by S?
01:10:05Is it big or small?
01:10:07What are you talking about?
01:10:08Which one?
01:10:09I like muscles.
01:10:12Alta's last day.
01:10:14Alta's last day.
01:10:15I'm sad but a lot of people came to Alta.
01:10:18There were people.
01:10:19Alta's big vision.
01:10:20Alta's vision.
01:10:21At the end of it, Tamori was there.
01:10:24Tamori was there.
01:10:25I was moved by the last message.
01:10:27I was moved.
01:10:28Buratamori has been revived since April.
01:10:30We should do a commercial for the song.
01:10:31We should.
01:10:33Help me!
01:10:35Thank you very much.
01:10:40All the cast and crew, please come to the stage.
01:10:44Thank you for your hard work.
01:10:46Mr. Bakudo, thank you for your hard work.
01:10:49No, no, no, no...
01:10:51It's love.
01:10:53Thank you very much.
01:10:56Please enjoy your last performance as much as possible.
01:11:01I showed up?
01:11:04I showed up?
01:11:06No, no...
01:11:07You were there?
01:11:09No.
01:11:11I was there!
01:11:19See you next time.
01:11:22Good-bye.