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00:00Pop Point Quality Appliances presents America's favorite family comedy, The Adventures of
00:24Ozzie and Harriet, starring the entire Nelson family, Ozzie, Harriet, David, and Ricky.
00:30So settle back in your easy chairs and enjoy another delightful half hour with all the
00:34Nelsons.
00:35Ozzie Nelson, of course, plays the part of the head of the Nelson household, Ozzie.
00:39And here is his lovely wife, Harriet Nelson, who keeps the family on an even keel.
00:43Hello, Harriet.
00:44The smiling young teenager we now see is David Nelson, older of the two Nelson boys and played
00:49by David Nelson.
00:51And here we have the youngest of the Nelsons, the little guy with the twinkle in his eye,
00:55Ricky Nelson, played by Ricky Nelson.
00:58The Nelsons' next-door neighbor, Mr. Thornberry, better known as Ozzie's pal, Thorny, is played
01:02by Don DeFore.
01:08David, the breakfast table is no place for reading the paper.
01:21Well, I wasn't reading it, Pop.
01:22I'm just looking at the pictures.
01:24Well, what's the difference?
01:25Looking at pictures or reading, it's the same thing.
01:27I wish you'd tell that to my teacher.
01:29If you boys are finished, David, why don't you take your paper in the living room?
01:32Well, we were just waiting to help you clear off the table, Mom.
01:34Isn't that nice of us?
01:36This sounds to me like the old familiar brother act of yours.
01:39The song and dance for the allowance advance.
01:43This isn't the old act, Pop.
01:44Heck no, this is a new one.
01:46Getting out of the play for the PTA.
01:48Oh.
01:49What play is that?
01:50Oh, the PTA is putting on a pageant and they need some extra boys.
01:53Oh.
01:54Looks like you two guys get hooked, huh?
01:56Yeah.
01:57Whenever they need mountains or houses, they just paint them on a big canvas curtain.
02:00Why can't they do the same with the boys?
02:02Yeah, that's a thought.
02:04What's the name of this play, Harriet?
02:06Oh, it's called Robin Hood and His Merry Band.
02:08Holy smoke, a musical?
02:10Don't be silly, Ricky.
02:12I think you'll enjoy it.
02:14We'd enjoy it a lot more if we were sitting in the audience.
02:17Oh, come on now.
02:18It ought to be a lot of fun.
02:19Just think, you get to wear a costume and carry a bow and arrow.
02:21Hey, that's a neat idea.
02:23If anybody in the audience throws something at you, you can shoot back.
02:29Well, then when Mrs. Pennyfeather stops by this afternoon, I'll tell her you volunteered, huh?
02:33Volunteered?
02:34Have you asked me?
02:35We've been drafted.
02:37Hey, do we have any apples around here, Mom?
02:39Well, yes, dear.
02:40There's some in there on the coffee table, I think.
02:42Don't tell me you're still hungry.
02:44Oh, no, I don't want to eat it.
02:45I want to see if I can shoot it off David's head.
02:49Any kind of a dirty trick, roping the poor kids in on a PTA pageant?
02:53Oh, I'll bet they get a big kick out of it.
02:55Besides, I'm a member of the committee.
02:57How would it look if my own boys weren't in it?
02:59Oh, yes.
03:00Say, maybe you'd like a part.
03:01Oh, no, you don't.
03:02You're not going to rope me in on anything like that.
03:04I have more important things to do.
03:06Well, I can see your point there.
03:08You'd have to spend all your time rehearsing and you wouldn't have any time to cut the lawn
03:13or help me with the household chores.
03:15Well, of course, on the other hand...
03:18Oh, no, you don't.
03:21It's not going to have anything to do with it.
03:24As long as you mention the lawn, though, I think I'll go outside and have a look at it.
03:28You're going to cut it?
03:30Well, don't you remember our agreement?
03:32I promised you I'd mow it as soon as it got to be four inches high.
03:35I was afraid maybe you'd forget.
03:37I think it's four inches high now.
03:39Oh, of course I wouldn't forget.
03:41After all, an agreement's an agreement.
03:42If it has to be cut, it has to be cut.
03:45Good for you. That's the old spirit.
03:49What are you looking for?
03:51Uh, where's my ruler?
04:09Hi, hon.
04:10Oh, hiya, Thorny.
04:11What are you doing with the ruler?
04:12Uh, just measuring the lawn.
04:14Oh, tired of green, huh?
04:16Gonna have slipcovers made for us?
04:19No, Harry and I have a little agreement.
04:21When the grass gets to be four inches high, I cut it.
04:24Yeah?
04:25Well, it looks like that to me.
04:27Uh, no, it's, uh, three and five-eighths.
04:29I just measured it.
04:30Oh.
04:31Say, you know, this isn't a bad idea.
04:33I think I'll work out a deal like this with my boy, Will.
04:36I'll cut the grass when it's four inches high.
04:38Well, where's Will fit into the picture?
04:40Well, he can cut it when it's three inches high.
04:42That way, he'll never get to be four inches high.
04:44That's okay, Oz.
04:45I'm a patient man.
04:48I stopped by to make sure you're going to the PTA play this year.
04:51Oz, you won't want to miss it.
04:53Oh, yes, I will.
04:54Oh, no, no.
04:55It's gonna be great.
04:56It's not like the other plays we've done.
04:58This is really gonna be something.
04:59What makes you so sure?
05:00I'm in it.
05:01As a matter of fact, I have one of the leading roles.
05:03However, I didn't stop by to brag, but as long as I'm here, I may as well.
05:06No, no, no, wait a minute.
05:07This is actually a fact.
05:08You're gonna play one of the leading roles in the Robin Hood,
05:10the pageant or play or whatever it is?
05:12Yea, verily, tis written in the stars.
05:14Just answer yes or no.
05:16I can't, Oz.
05:17I'm an actor.
05:18Oh, the play that's gonna be.
05:20However, I might have known you'd worm your way into it.
05:23You're such an insufferable ham.
05:25Who's a ham?
05:26Oh, I deny it.
05:28Look what happened at the Lodge Minstrel show last year.
05:30You kept trying to ruin my solo.
05:33Every time I'd start to sing, you'd chime in with me.
05:36Well, neither one of us had any business singing.
05:38We were only ushers.
05:40I thought it lent sort of a novel touch to the occasion.
05:43Novel is right.
05:45It's the first time I ever heard of the customers throwing out the ushers.
05:50Getting back to this Robin Hood deal, Thorny,
05:53as long as you're gonna be in it, I want you to know I'll attend
05:56and I'll be pulling for you.
05:57I wish you a lot of luck.
05:58Spoken like a true friend, Oz.
06:00Yes, sir, I'll be there.
06:03You forget your lines, I'll be pulling for you.
06:06When you stumble awkwardly around the stage,
06:11I'll be pulling for you.
06:13When the audience starts to titter a little
06:15and then they start to boo and even when they hiss,
06:18I'll be pulling for you.
06:20When the play is all over,
06:22I'll go backstage and I'll go out in the alley
06:25and I'll pull you out of the trash.
06:29Glad you stopped by, Mrs. Pennyfeather,
06:31and I'm so happy to know you're doing well.
06:33Glad you stopped by, Mrs. Pennyfeather,
06:35and I'm so happy to know that everything's working out so nicely.
06:38Thank you a lot, Mrs. Nelson.
06:39I've gotten such wonderful cooperation from just everybody.
06:43Oh, Ozzie, you know Mrs. Pennyfeather.
06:45Oh, yes, how do you do, Mrs. Pennyfeather?
06:47That's quite a play you're putting on, I understand, over the PTA.
06:50Oh, yes, we're all excited about it.
06:53I imagine at this late hour all the parts are taken.
06:56Well, I believe there are a couple of parts left.
06:59But don't worry, Mr. Nelson.
07:00Mrs. Nelson tells me you don't want anything to do with it.
07:03Oh, well, I'm not a very good actor.
07:06It's Robin Hood, isn't it?
07:08Yes, it is.
07:09It takes place in England, I believe.
07:11Oddly, anything I'd be able to do.
07:14Why, Mr. Nelson, that's wonderful.
07:17It's nothing.
07:18It's really nothing, mademoiselle.
07:20La flume est sur la table.
07:24Oh, Mrs. Nelson, it's marvelous.
07:26That's a wonderful Spanish accent.
07:30Oh, Mrs. Pennyfeather, on second thought,
07:33I hate to disappoint the ladies.
07:35I tell you, if at the last minute you should need an actor,
07:38I can be coaxed into playing the part.
07:41Oh, that's very nice, Mr. Nelson.
07:43If we get into trouble, I'll call you.
07:45Yes, just anything at all.
07:47It doesn't have to be a big part.
07:48Just any small part at all.
07:50I'll try and find one for you, Mr. Nelson.
07:52Okay, here you are.
07:53Here's my card.
07:54The name and the phone number's on there,
07:56just in case one of the leads should happen to get sick.
07:59Anything at all.
08:00Well, thank you.
08:01Goodbye.
08:02Bye, Mrs. Pennyfeather.
08:12I was just browsing through some old things up in the attic
08:15and I came across some of these plays that I was in in school.
08:18You know, I just don't get the sudden change in your attitude.
08:21When I told you about the play this morning,
08:22you weren't at all interested.
08:24Oh, well, I got to thinking it over
08:26and I figured I should do my share for the PTA.
08:29I hope Mrs. Pennyfeather doesn't give me too big a part.
08:32You know, Thorny's gonna be in this thing.
08:34He has one of the leading roles.
08:35Oh, is he really?
08:36Yeah.
08:37Didn't look so well today either.
08:39I hope he doesn't get sick.
08:41Cheer up, dear.
08:42He might.
08:46Hey, here's one of the plays I took part in in school.
08:49Here, let me read you my part.
08:51Somewhere here in the middle.
08:52Oh, here it is on page 16.
08:55It's a pretty dramatic bit, too.
08:59Don't shoot!
09:03What's wrong?
09:04Oh, that's all.
09:05He shot.
09:07Short or short.
09:08Started on page 16 and ended on page 16.
09:11Well, yeah, it was no long part as far as lines were concerned,
09:15but I was through the entire play as a result of it.
09:17You see, after the guy shot me,
09:19I rolled under the dining room table
09:22and then I lay there during act two and act three.
09:25It was a pretty interesting play.
09:27It was written by a guy named Ed Jones.
09:29He wrote most of the plays for us in school.
09:32Oh, Jonesy.
09:36Oh, listen.
09:37Here's one of Jonesy's.
09:39But Hark!
09:41What light through yonder window breaks?
09:43Tis the moon, and Juliet is the sun.
09:47I think that was one of Jonesy's best.
09:49Why, Ozzie, that's Shakespeare.
09:51Oh, yes, I know, but we never had the heart to tell Jonesy.
09:56Oh, I get it.
10:01Hello?
10:03Oh, hello, Mrs. Pennyfeather.
10:06Mrs. Pennyfeather?
10:08Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
10:11What did you say, Mrs. Pennyfeather?
10:12I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
10:15Well, bury him out in the yard.
10:16I'm talking on the phone.
10:17The evil men who lives after them,
10:19the good is often teared with their bones.
10:22Just a moment, Mrs. Pennyfeather.
10:24Ozzie, Mrs. Pennyfeather is trying to tell me about your part.
10:27Now stop reading Jonesy's plays.
10:29Jonesy's?
10:30This is one of mine.
10:33Yes, dear.
10:35Go on, Mrs. Pennyfeather.
10:37This afternoon?
10:40What part?
10:43Oh, well, yes, I'll tell him.
10:45Oh, I'm sure that'll be fine.
10:48He just wants to do what he can for the PTA.
10:52All right, goodbye.
10:56One of the leading parts.
10:57I can tell by the look on your face it's one of the leading parts,
10:59and you hate to tell me.
11:01Well, you're right in a way.
11:03I do hate to tell you.
11:05The part of Robin Hood?
11:08The lead?
11:09Well, no, it's not quite Robin.
11:11It's more like Dobbin, Uri's horse.
11:15A horse?
11:17Well, that's a fine thing to do.
11:19But, dear, you only wanted a small part.
11:21You said yourself you didn't want a lead.
11:23Well, you didn't really believe that, did you?
11:25Oh, no, I didn't, but Mrs. Pennyfeather doesn't know you as well as I do.
11:28A horse?
11:30Probably just an ordinary horse, too.
11:32Not even any lines to say.
11:35One consolation.
11:37You're the front half.
11:39Oh, I'll bet you'll be very good in it.
11:41Oh, yes, yes, I'll probably do such a good job
11:42that next year they'll do Tarzan and promote me to a monkey.
11:46Oh, come on, dear.
11:47Help me steady the table.
11:49Oh, Harriet, stop leading me by the necktie.
11:51I thought you were in a hurry for your lunch.
11:53Oh, you don't have to fix any lunch for me.
11:55I think I'll just go out in the yard.
11:57There's three and five-eighths inches of nice grass out there.
12:01Nice green grass.
12:03If anybody wants me, I'll be grazing.
12:05Oh, here you are.
12:07I wondered where you were hiding.
12:09Oh, well, I'm not hiding, exactly.
12:12Oh, I should be.
12:14What's the matter?
12:16Oh, Harriet, you know very well it's humiliating
12:19being made a horse's head.
12:22Oh, yes, yes, I know.
12:24I know.
12:25I know.
12:26I know.
12:27I know.
12:28I know.
12:29I know.
12:30I know.
12:31I know.
12:32I know.
12:33I know.
12:34Golly, I don't know why I let myself get involved in this thing in the first place.
12:38Well, why don't you just call Mrs. Pennefeather
12:40and tell her you don't want to play the part?
12:44What could I say?
12:46Well, tell her you just don't want to play it.
12:48It's the truth, isn't it?
12:50Oh, yes, but I mean, that seems like such a cowardly thing to do.
12:55Hey, I have an idea.
12:57Why don't you call her on the phone
12:59and tell her I can't make it because I'm sick?
13:02I will not.
13:03You will not?
13:04No.
13:07See, the worst part of it is that Thorney has a leading role in the thing, you know.
13:11Well, you could have had a better part last week.
13:13Why didn't you volunteer then?
13:15Well, because I didn't know Thorney was going to be in it then.
13:17I didn't find out about it until yesterday.
13:19Hey, Mom, Pop, we've memorized our part.
13:21You want to hear it?
13:22Sure, go ahead.
13:23Don't forget yours this time.
13:25No worry, I won't.
13:26Okay, you ready?
13:27Ready.
13:28One, two, three.
13:29Hooray for Robin Hood!
13:31How do we sound?
13:32Oh, that's very good.
13:34Isn't that good, dear?
13:35Oh, yes, yes.
13:36Your father's going to be in the play, too.
13:38Harriet, please.
13:39Oh, aren't you, Pop?
13:40What part are you going to play?
13:42Well, I'm going to play sort of a character role, David.
13:46Oh, are you going to be Robin Hood?
13:48No, but you're getting warm.
13:51Perhaps I should explain the entire deal
13:54so you guys won't think what I'm doing is completely unimportant.
13:57True, I'm not playing the part of Robin Hood.
14:00He's the big man.
14:02But for every big man, there's a little man.
14:06The man behind the man.
14:08Are you the man behind?
14:10No, I'm the man in front.
14:13You mean you're in front of Robin Hood?
14:15Well, not exactly in front of him.
14:18I'm under him.
14:20Gee, that sounds like a horse.
14:22Oh, Ricky, don't be silly.
14:23Pop isn't going to play the part of a horse.
14:25I was only kidding.
14:27Pop's a good actor, boy.
14:29What part are you going to play, Pop?
14:31I'm a tree stump.
14:34A tree stump?
14:36Gee, what kind of a part is that?
14:38Look, boys, your father's very generously offered to donate his time and efforts
14:41to make this PTA play a success.
14:43Now, it may sound silly to you,
14:45but the part that he's playing is that of a noble, valiant steed.
14:49Gee, what's that?
14:51Pop's a horse.
14:54Well, is there anything wrong with being a horse?
14:57Not for a horse.
14:58Well, I hope you won't be ashamed of your old father.
15:02I hope I won't embarrass you in front of your friends.
15:05No, we won't be ashamed of you, Pop.
15:07Of course not, Pop.
15:08You'll be all covered up, won't you?
15:11Look, boys, I think you'd better go outside and rehearse your part some more.
15:14Okay, Mom. Come on, Ricky.
15:16Hooray for Robin Hood!
15:17Hooray for his horse, too!
15:20What a humiliation.
15:22My own two sons ashamed of me.
15:24Harriet, this is the last straw.
15:25Straw. How do you like that?
15:27I'm even beginning to talk like a horse.
15:30Oh, dear, there is one possible way out.
15:33What's that?
15:35Well, I was talking to Mary Dunkle,
15:37and she said that Dunk's awfully disappointed with his part.
15:39Maybe he'll trade with you.
15:41That's all I want to know. I'll phone him right now.
15:43Hey, wait a minute.
15:45Look, there's always the possibility
15:47that his part may not be as good as yours.
15:49As good as mine?
15:51Harriet, what in the world could possibly
15:52be more humiliating than playing a horse's head?
16:01That's one chance in a hundred,
16:03but I'm not willing to take it.
16:14Yo-ho, Mr. Nelson!
16:16Oh, honey-o!
16:18Shake hands, Mr. Nelson.
16:20I just heard that you're in the PTA play and so am I.
16:22Fellow troopers, the show must go on.
16:24Stage door Johnny, pull the curtain.
16:26Don't update.
16:28Come on, Mr. Nelson, we're actors.
16:30Don't you know any theater talk?
16:32Uh, theater talk?
16:34Uh, two in the balcony, please.
16:36Oh, no, Mr. Nelson.
16:38If you're going to be an actor,
16:40you've got to know the language of the theater.
16:42It's the language of grease paint and wigs,
16:44of costumes and backdrops, of color and laughter,
16:46of tears and cheers,
16:48of blazing marquees and dust-covered posters,
16:50success and failure, curtain up, curtain down,
16:52that's the language of the theater.
16:54Oh, Lou, that's beautiful.
16:56Being an actress is so exciting.
16:58I'm playing the part of the innkeeper's daughter.
17:00What part do you have?
17:02Oh, well,
17:04if you're the innkeeper's daughter,
17:06I'll be seeing you.
17:08Oh, are you one of the men who work at the tavern?
17:10No, but I sort of hang around the tavern a great deal.
17:15I spend most of my time out in back of the tavern,
17:18around by the stables, you might say.
17:20Well, if you're not one of the men,
17:22what else is there around the stables?
17:24You couldn't be a sack of oats or a bale of hay.
17:27No, not exactly.
17:29But you're getting warm.
17:32I'll give you a little hint.
17:34Who eats oats and hay?
17:36No one that I know.
17:38Let me think.
17:40Eats oats and hay.
17:42I might as well tell you one thing, Lou.
17:44I play the part of a horse.
17:46I don't know.
17:47I play the part of a horse.
17:50A horse?
17:52Yeah, Robin Hood's horse.
17:55Pretty awful, huh?
17:57I think that's wonderful, Mr. Nelson.
17:59That's a very important part.
18:01You'll be on stage just about all the time,
18:03galloping along, your horsey muscles rippling in the footlights.
18:06Your long, graceful legs stretch out as the spurs bite into your ribs.
18:09Faster, faster, faster.
18:11There's a high fence. You've got to jump it, old horse.
18:14No, no, wait, Robin Hood.
18:15I'll go around and open the gate.
18:18I can just see you, Mr. Nelson,
18:20racing along, your head held high,
18:23Robin Hood bouncing up and down on your broad back.
18:26Oh, say, that's a thought.
18:28Robin Hood's going to be riding on my back, isn't he?
18:31Who's playing the part of Robin Hood, I wonder?
18:33Tubby McIntyre.
18:35McIntyre?
18:37You mean they're going to have some big fat guy riding on my back?
18:39Oh, no, Mr. Nelson. They just call him that.
18:41He's not the least bit tubby and fat.
18:43Oh, that's a real...
18:45You're sure?
18:47Oh, positive. He's 220 pounds of solid muscle.
19:06Hiya, Tony.
19:08Hiya, Alice.
19:10I've got some interesting news for you.
19:12That play tomorrow night, there's going to be one really fine actor in it.
19:15Well, Oz, that's what I told you this morning.
19:17No, no, no.
19:19You've missed the point entirely.
19:21You're going to have a little competition.
19:23I've donated my talents, too.
19:25Well, congratulations, Oz.
19:27I'm glad you're going to be in it.
19:29We'll have a lot of fun up there.
19:31Oh, that's a nice thing, you and I together.
19:33Oh, I can see us up there now, horsing around.
19:36Who told you?
19:38Tell me what? Don't we always horse around?
19:40Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
19:42Boy, I've really got a great part, too.
19:43Of course, it isn't as good as the part you have.
19:45You have one of the leading roles.
19:47Well, Oz, about the leading role,
19:49now that you're going to be in the play,
19:51I think I'd better tell you about it.
19:53Well, isn't it a leading role?
19:55Well, yes, yes, in a way.
19:57Robert Hood rides up on his horse and I lead him into the stable.
20:00What part do you have, Oz?
20:02Oh, well, mine is one of those parts that'll be talked about.
20:09As a matter of fact, I'll probably never hear the end of it.
20:13I'm actually afraid the part is a little too big for me.
20:18I would say it's a part
20:20that suits a man of your talents a little better.
20:22Well, now, wait a minute, Oz.
20:24You mean you want to trade your part
20:26for the part of a lowly stable boy?
20:28The only thing he does is lead a horse into a stable.
20:30Well, yes, Thorny, I really would,
20:32for the good of the play.
20:34Well, now, Oz, before you have a chance to change your mind,
20:36let's make a deal.
20:38You take my part and I take your part.
20:40Let's shake.
20:41It's a deal.
20:43No backyard.
20:45You have my part and I have your part.
20:47Right.
20:48All right, now, Oz, what am I going to be?
20:50Well, come on, tell me.
20:52I'm all ears.
20:54You will be.
20:56Thorny, old boy, this breaks my heart.
20:58You are now the front end of Robin Hood's horse.
21:01Oh, Oz, what a lowdown thing to do.
21:04What a dirty trick to play on your old pal, Thorny.
21:06Oh, go on.
21:08You'd do the same thing to me if you got the chance.
21:10Besides, the part you gave me isn't so hot.
21:11A stable boy.
21:13Yeah?
21:15Who said you were?
21:17Well, that's what you were going to be, wasn't it?
21:19Yeah, that's what I was going to be,
21:21up until about an hour ago when I traded parts with Dunkle.
21:23Now, wait a minute.
21:25You didn't tell me you traded parts with Dunkle.
21:27Well, of course not, Oz.
21:28You didn't ask me.
21:30Thorny,
21:32what part am I playing?
21:34Well,
21:36you were the head of the horse.
21:38Just back up a little.
21:39Hi there.
21:41Oh, hi.
21:42I've been looking all over for you.
21:44Oh, Thorny and I took a little stroll downtown.
21:46What's up?
21:47Well, I got some good news for you.
21:49Mrs. Pennyfeather called
21:50and you're not going to have to be the horse
21:52tomorrow night after all.
21:54Good news?
21:56Harry, that's a big disappointment.
21:58After all, Thorny and I are going to be
22:00the head of the horse tomorrow night.
22:02Oh, I see.
22:04Well, that's good news.
22:06I'm going to be the head of the horse
22:07and that's a big disappointment.
22:09After all, Thorny and I were looking forward
22:11to being in this.
22:12He was going to be in the horse outfit with me.
22:14He was going to be the front part.
22:16Well, as I recall it, so were you.
22:18That would have been a rather interesting looking horse.
22:20Oh, all right.
22:22Well, you see,
22:24I had a very clever trick
22:26for getting Thorny to take my part
22:28and he had a very clever trick
22:30for getting me to take his part
22:32and prior to that,
22:34Dunkle had had a very clever trick
22:36for getting Thorny to take the part
22:38that he originally had
22:40and so it wound up
22:42by being quite a medley
22:44of very clever tricks and...
22:46And you ended up...
22:48I ended up the...
22:50Yes.
22:52How come we're not going to do the horse bit?
22:55Oh, well, it seems
22:57there's only one horse costume in town
22:59and the PTA hadn't reserved it.
23:01So when Mrs. Pennyfeather called up to rent it,
23:03somebody else had already taken it.
23:04Just this afternoon, too.
23:06Oh, what a shame.
23:10Yes, dear?
23:12We're not going to have hamburger for dinner, are we?
23:14No, we're having pork chops. Why?
23:16Oh, boy, I sure am glad of that.
23:18I was worried.
23:20Well, since when have you been so concerned
23:22over what we have for dinner?
23:24You know what I found out in the garage?
23:26Oh, Rick, look, you're interrupting him.
23:28What did you find out in the garage?
23:30The skin of a horse.
23:32Yeah, I was afraid we were going
23:34What a coincidence.
23:36Okay, Harriet, I'll admit it.
23:38Thorny and I went down there
23:40and rented the horse outfit.
23:42You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
23:44It certainly would have left the PTA and the Lurch
23:46if they hadn't decided to eliminate
23:48the part of the horse anyway.
23:50Wait a minute.
23:52You mean to say they were going to cut out
23:54the horse bit even if they could have
23:56rented the costume?
23:58Mm-hmm. Mrs. Pennyfeather decided
24:00it cost too much money.
24:02Well, that's a fine thing.
24:04Well, we both got the idea,
24:06but after all, he's the horse's head.
24:08He's supposed to have the brains.
24:10Well, anyway, you were left out of the play.
24:12Yeah, we're out $20 too.
24:14Oh, uh, I'm going over and get Thorny.
24:17Would you ask Dave and Ricky
24:19to come outside in the back, please?
24:21Well, yes, dear, but what for?
24:23Well, I just thought they might like
24:25to witness the most unusual sight.
24:27A horse taking turns kicking himself.
24:28The part of Emmylou was played
24:30by Janet Waldo.
24:32Elmira Sessions played the part
24:34of Mrs. Pennyfeather.
24:43Don't forget that a completely
24:45different kind of horse
24:47was also on the show.
24:49It was a horse that was
24:51completely different.
24:53It was a horse that was
24:55completely different.
24:56Don't forget that a completely
24:58different episode of
25:00The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet
25:02is heard every Friday night on radio.
25:04Consult your newspaper
25:06for time and radio station.