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00:00The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, starring the entire Nelson family.
00:04Here is Ozzie, who plays the part of Ozzie Nelson.
00:07And of course, his lovely wife Harriet, as Harriet Nelson.
00:11The older of the Nelson boys, David, appears as David Nelson.
00:15And his younger brother, the irrepressible Ricky, played by Ricky Nelson.
00:20The Nelson's next door neighbor, Thorny, is played by Don DeFore.
00:30Hi, Pop.
00:31Oh, hi. Hey, where are you going with all that junk?
00:34Please, Pop, this isn't junk. This is valuable merchandise.
00:38Oh, by golly, you could have fooled me. Where'd you get it?
00:41Well, Will Farmer and I have been doing a little trading.
00:44How do you like this tire jack? Isn't it a beauty?
00:47Yeah, one of the old timers.
00:50Boy, that sure brings back a lot of memories.
00:53If I had something else to trade, I could have gotten three more of those.
00:56What in the world would you do with four tire jacks?
00:59I was figuring on building a car in the backyard this summer.
01:04Is this an old bicycle wheel?
01:06Yes, sir.
01:07Gee, this is a very interesting day, but what do you think you can do with this?
01:11I don't know. Looks like it might come in handy, though.
01:14I'll figure out something.
01:17I suppose you can inflate this old inner tube here
01:20and use it for swimming or boating or fishing this summer.
01:23That's a good idea, except it has a few holes in it.
01:27Well, here, don't leave this valuable merchandise around the living room where your mother can see it.
01:32Oh, no, I won't, Pop. I'm going to put it in the hall closet.
01:35Oh, no, Dave, don't put it in the hall closet.
01:37There's scarcely room enough to hang coats in there now.
01:39Take that to the garage, will you?
01:41Okay, Pop.
01:42♪
01:56Now, wait a minute, Rick. What have you got here?
01:58It's a wheelbarrow full of valuables.
02:00Well, look, you can't leave this out in the hall.
02:02It won't fit in the closet. I tried it.
02:05Well, of course it won't fit in the closet.
02:07Where'd you get this stuff?
02:09We've been trading.
02:11Oh, David told me.
02:12Look, Ricky, you and David can't go around collecting all the neighborhood old junk
02:16and dumping it in our hall closet, you know.
02:18It isn't old junk, Pop. I just traded it.
02:20Well, take it out to the garage.
02:22Oh, heck, Pop, I just got finished dumping one load in there.
02:27Well, yeah, so I see.
02:29Golly, you're as bad as David, Rick.
02:31You guys could stand a few lessons in trading.
02:35Boy, here's a valuable piece of merchandise.
02:38What are you going to do with this?
02:40I'm going to make a couple of slingshots.
02:43Where'd you get this?
02:44What's that?
02:45This copy of the police gazette. Who traded you this?
02:48Oh, Ronnie Vitto. I got gypped, too, boy.
02:50There's not one picture of a policeman in the whole thing.
02:55Oh, now, Rick.
02:56What's the matter, Pop?
02:57Look, you're old enough to know better than this.
03:00Well, that isn't mine, Pop. That must be David's.
03:03Well, that's even worse.
03:05I guess David got stuck, huh, Pop?
03:07Well, if he paid more than ten cents for this, he did.
03:10Well, I've got to get cleaned up.
03:11No, no, no, wait a minute, Rick.
03:13Take this stuff out to the garage first.
03:15Well, it isn't all mine, Pop.
03:17Well, you wheel the wheelbarrow out, and I'll take the rest of this junk out.
03:21And listen, this goes for you and David.
03:23I don't mind your trading, but don't get stuck all the time.
03:26Don't take all the neighborhood old junk and dump it in our house.
03:29I wonder who stuck David with that old clock.
03:31Oh, I don't know.
03:33I guess David's pretty dumb, huh, Pop?
03:35It would seem so.
03:36I guess I am, too.
03:38Pop?
03:39Yeah?
03:40Do you believe in the old saying, like father, like son?
03:43No.
03:49Hi, Oz.
03:51Oh, hi, Thorny.
03:52Where are you going?
03:53I'm just taking this junk out to the garage.
03:56Well, if you'd have stopped by my house, I'd have given you some rags and old papers.
03:59No, thanks. I'm having enough trouble with the boys.
04:01They've been trading this junk and leaving it all over the house.
04:05Oh, so that's it.
04:07That explains some of the things I just picked up myself.
04:09This old bicycle seat and this beat-up teapot.
04:12At least I'm glad to learn they've been leaving the loot someplace else besides our hall closet.
04:17Yeah, I found the bicycle seat in my easy chair.
04:20It's really quite a surprise.
04:22I bet I peddled halfway across the room before I could get up.
04:27I don't know why the boys always get stuck with this junk.
04:30Well, you know, Oz, the thing that puzzles me is that how they could trade some perfectly good things
04:33for something like this beat-up teapot.
04:36Now, there's a worthless piece of junk if I ever saw one.
04:38Especially for kids.
04:40Well, if you think that's something, here.
04:42Take a look at this.
04:43What is it?
04:44Well, it's an old clock of some sort.
04:46Of course, this bicycle horn I don't think goes with it.
04:49Oh, I was wondering.
04:51Well, does it work?
04:52I understand it tells perfect time twice every 24 hours.
04:57We can stick with that, Ricky.
04:59He claims not. Evidently, it must have been David.
05:02You know how kids are, Oz.
05:04I bet you did a lot of swapping and trading when you were a kid, too.
05:07Well, I don't mind the boys trading and swapping, Thorny.
05:10But, gee, I don't think they ought to get stuck all the time.
05:12Well, I think it evens up, Oz.
05:14Look at my boy, Will.
05:15He wound up with this beat-up teapot.
05:17Yeah.
05:19Gee, I wish we could give the kids some sort of a graphic illustration.
05:22You know, some practical demonstration of what equitable trading is like.
05:26Yeah. Yeah, I see what you mean.
05:29Hi, Pop. Hi, Mr. Thornton.
05:30Oh, hi.
05:31Hey, Ricky, I understand you've been doing a little trading.
05:33Yes, sir. Were you and Pop trading?
05:35Well, we sort of were.
05:36No. No, Ricky.
05:37We've just been discussing the fact that you kids seem to get stuck with a lot of this junk all the time.
05:42Well, now, wait a minute. Wait a second, Oz.
05:43You know, what about that swap we were going to go through with?
05:46You know, it's, uh...
05:47Oh! Oh, yes.
05:49Tea kettle for the, uh...
05:51Yes, yes.
05:52Mr. Thornberry and I think it might be a good idea if we did a little swapping here.
05:57That tea kettle, you say, for this antique clock.
06:02Clock.
06:03Yeah, that seems to be an equitable trade.
06:06Although I think I should warn you, Thorny, that this old clock, the more I look it over,
06:11I see that it's not exactly a beautiful piece of merchandise.
06:15In fact, I don't think it's run for a considerable number of years.
06:19Let's face it, Thorny, I would say this is a real piece of junk.
06:23Well, Oz, take a look at the teapot.
06:25I think it's a pretty fair trade.
06:27Yes, the more I look over that teapot, I think you're absolutely right, Thorny.
06:32Shall we call it a fair exchange?
06:34It's a deal.
06:35Teapot for the clock.
06:38Oh.
06:39There, now, you see that, Ricky?
06:41Mr. Thornberry and I have made an equitable exchange, the clock for the teapot,
06:45and we're both very happy about it.
06:47You know, Oz, on the level, when I look at this clock and see what I get with it,
06:51I think it's a very good trade.
06:53Yes, I see what you mean.
06:56As a matter of fact, the more I look at this beautiful...
07:02The more I look at this teapot, this will come in very handy.
07:06I can use it to pour water in the car radiator with.
07:11Many uses.
07:13Sure, sure.
07:15Well, I think I'll see you later, Oz.
07:17What's your hurry?
07:19Well, now, no reflection on the clock, Oz,
07:22but I think I'll sort of hide it in the garage.
07:26I see what you mean, Thorny.
07:28Now, Rick, you see what we mean by a fair bargain?
07:31Yes, sir.
07:32You're always supposed to exercise good judgment in any trade.
07:35Now, let's see if you learned your lesson.
07:37What would you be willing to trade me for this beautiful old English teapot?
07:42Well, I'll give you the scout knife.
07:44No, no, no, don't be too hasty.
07:46You just saw the exchange between Mr. Thornberry and me.
07:49You heard all the conversation.
07:51Don't make this a one-sided deal now.
07:53Okay, then I'll give you this scout knife and this tennis ball.
07:56No, no, no, no, Rick.
07:57Here, I'll just take the scout knife and you take that English teapot.
08:01Gee, thanks, Pop.
08:03You're really happy with the exchange you just made,
08:06this beautiful scout knife for that old dented teapot?
08:09Sure, Pop.
08:10What in the world are you going to do with that?
08:12Why, I keep my marbles in it.
08:14Well, I know, but, Rick, just look at this.
08:17This is a beautiful scout knife and that's an old dented teapot.
08:21You're sure you're happy with the bargain?
08:23Yes, sir.
08:26Look, Rick, I don't want to take advantage of you.
08:28Take the old teapot out to the garage and I'll give you back your scout knife.
08:32Oh, no, Pop, a deal is a deal.
08:34I know, Ricky.
08:36Look, please take the scout knife back, will you?
08:39It looks very dangerous.
08:41I'm liable to cut myself.
08:43Oh, you don't have to worry about that, Pop.
08:45It doesn't have any blades.
08:54Dinner will be ready in just a minute, darling.
08:56Oh, good, lamb chops, huh?
08:58I hope you like them, sweetheart.
09:00Oh, I'm sure I will.
09:01I hope so, dear.
09:04Uh, Harriet.
09:05Yes, darling?
09:06The answer is no.
09:09No what?
09:10Whatever you're trying to get.
09:12I'm not trying to get anything.
09:14Oh, Harriet.
09:15Then why all this darling, dear, and sweetheart stuff?
09:19Well, for goodness sakes, can't a woman be in love with her big, strong, handsome husband?
09:24Oh, well, no matter how much you flatter me, the answer is still maybe.
09:30Oh, really, dear, I'm not trying to get anything else.
09:33Oh, I...
09:35Anything else?
09:37What do you mean, anything else?
09:39Well, I spent a little money today.
09:42Oh?
09:43What did you buy?
09:44Oh, it's lovely, dear.
09:46The minute I saw it, I said to myself,
09:47Ozzie's just going to be crazy about this.
09:49I know you'll just love it.
09:51Oh, oh, fine.
09:53What is it?
09:54Well, Catherine Thornberry and I happened to be passing by this cute little shop,
09:58and so we decided to stop in.
10:00I got the most wonderful bargain.
10:03Okay, what was it you bought?
10:05Well, I'm trying to give you a little background.
10:07I want you to understand all the circumstances.
10:09In other words, you're stalling.
10:11I'm not stalling.
10:12Oh, okay, what did you buy?
10:15I'll tell you after dinner.
10:17Well, after dinner?
10:19Yes.
10:20Now I'm stalling.
10:23Well, Harriet, if it's something nice,
10:25and you got a bargain on it, why are you so worried?
10:27I'm not worried.
10:29You must know it's a clock.
10:31Oh, that sounds like a very sensible purchase to me.
10:34It's an antique clock, too.
10:35It's mahogany, and it has a little gold rim around the face,
10:37and all the parts are made in Switzerland.
10:39It's really beautiful.
10:40Oh, fine.
10:41Does it tell time?
10:43Well, no, that's the only trouble with it.
10:47They're trying to fix the parts for me,
10:49but even if it doesn't work, it'll look lovely on the mantle.
10:52Oh, sure.
10:53If we have any company, and people ask what time it is,
10:56the boys can just turn their hands to the time.
11:00Where is this thing?
11:02Well, you won't laugh at me now.
11:04No, no, no.
11:05Why should I laugh?
11:06Well, I was sort of afraid of your reaction,
11:08so I hid it in the hall closet.
11:10Oh, the hall closet.
11:14You mean the closet in the hall?
11:16Well, yes, of course.
11:18Oh, well, uh...
11:24Harriet, the craziest thing happened.
11:28You'll scream at this.
11:30What happened?
11:33I'd better not tell you.
11:35You'll scream at this.
11:38Don't you want to see the clock?
11:40No, no.
11:41Not now, Harriet.
11:42I mean, why don't we wait till later?
11:44It might spoil your dinner.
11:46Spoil my dinner?
11:47Not as I mean...
11:49You might spoil my dinner.
11:51Well, you know, we've got...
11:53Mmm, those lamb chops smell so good.
11:56I don't mean the lamb chops.
11:57I mean the clock.
11:58Don't you want to see the clock?
11:59Well, Harriet, after all,
12:02a clock is a clock is a clock.
12:05Well, this is more than a clock.
12:06This is a beautiful antique.
12:08Yes, I know.
12:10You told me it's a beautiful antique.
12:12It doesn't tell time.
12:14Well, as soon as they fix the parts for me,
12:17they'll have the works for me in a couple of days.
12:19Oh.
12:20Well, why don't we eat dinner first?
12:23I have kind of a feeling
12:25I'll be getting the works before you do.
12:37Hi, Pop.
12:38Hi, Pop.
12:39Oh, uh, hello, fellas.
12:41How come you're locking the door?
12:43Oh, uh, the closet door.
12:45I'm just playing a little joke on your mother.
12:47What, is Mom locked in there?
12:48No.
12:50Not a joke to lock somebody in a closet.
12:52Well, how come you're locking the door?
12:54Uh, well, uh, see,
12:56I'm locking the closet door
12:58to keep your mother out of the closet.
13:00I don't get it.
13:02Well, it's kind of hard to explain.
13:04It's sort of an older folks joke, you might say.
13:08You guys will understand when you grow up
13:10and have a wife of your own.
13:12A wife of our own?
13:13Well, yes, of course.
13:14You mean one wife between the two of us?
13:18Well, look, it's a nice evening.
13:20Why don't you guys go out and take a little walk, huh?
13:22Mom doesn't want us to go out after dinner, Pop.
13:25Tell us more about the joke.
13:27Uh, well, I'll tell you what I'll do.
13:31Well, I'll tell you what I'll do.
13:33Uh, I'll let you guys be a very important part of the joke.
13:37Can you boys keep a secret?
13:39Sure, Pop.
13:40Yeah, what's the deal?
13:41Well, uh, remember the old clock
13:44that I traded to Mr. Thornberry
13:45that we thought was David's?
13:47Yes, sir.
13:48Yes, sir. Ricky told me about it.
13:49Well, see, here's what I want you guys to do.
13:51Don't say anything about it to your mother.
13:54I saw a picture the other week
13:55where this one guy gave this other guy $1,000
13:57not to snitch on him.
14:00But to me, I've heard of this picture before.
14:02Well, no, this is another one.
14:04Oh, well, nevertheless, that's a bribe, Ricky.
14:06You can go to jail for that.
14:08Besides, I'm sure the guy got his just desserts in the end.
14:11He can buy an awful lot of desserts with $1,000, boy.
14:16No, that's not the point.
14:18Would a dollar be a bro?
14:19Well, of course it would.
14:21How about 50 cents?
14:22Yes, that's a bribe, too.
14:24It's awful hard to talk with a soda straw in your mouth.
14:28Look, any money you give somebody
14:30to pay for his silence is a bribe.
14:32Not only that, it's pretty cowardly
14:34to be bullied into paying like that.
14:36I don't know.
14:37This guy in this picture was awful brave, Pop.
14:39Just like you.
14:41Well, nevertheless, it's a cowardly thing
14:44to allow yourself to be shaken down.
14:47However, let's forget about the picture.
14:49Why don't you guys go down and buy a soda for yourself?
14:52We don't have any money.
14:54Oh.
14:55Well, here, I think I can let you have a dollar.
14:57Is this a bribe, Pop?
14:58No, no, of course not.
14:59It's perfectly legitimate for a father
15:01to give his own sons money for sodas.
15:03I just don't want the police to come down here
15:05and griddle me.
15:07I think you're in the clear.
15:09Oh, I think I hear your mother.
15:11Here, here's a dollar.
15:12Hurry up, fellas.
15:13Thanks, Pop.
15:14Thanks, Chief.
15:15♪
15:21Audrey?
15:22Uh, yes, dear?
15:24Where are the boys?
15:25I thought they were with you.
15:26Oh, yes, they were.
15:27They just stepped out for a few moments.
15:29So late?
15:30Yeah, they'll be right back.
15:31Uh, how about it?
15:33How about what?
15:35Well, aren't you going to show me
15:36the beautiful clock you bought?
15:38Well, I'd love to,
15:39but you didn't seem to be interested in it before.
15:41Oh, Harriet, stop teasing.
15:43I think you said it was right in the closet.
15:45Didn't you say you put it there?
15:46Yes, I did.
15:47Yeah.
15:50That's funny.
15:52Something the matter, dear?
15:54The door is locked.
15:55I wonder who could have done that.
15:56Oh, the boys didn't do it.
15:58Well, I didn't say the boys did do it.
16:00Oh.
16:01What makes you so sure they didn't do it?
16:02Well...
16:03Won't hurt to ask them.
16:04No, no, no.
16:05Harriet, they won't talk.
16:06I mean, they won't be back for quite a while.
16:09I thought you said they'd be back in a few minutes.
16:11Oh, uh...
16:12Where'd they go?
16:13They just went down to the store.
16:15They wanted to buy a couple of chalk with bribes.
16:17I mean, uh, chocolate sodas.
16:19I tell you, why don't you look for the key?
16:22I want to see Thorny about something.
16:23Wait, I don't know where the key is.
16:24Uh, I'll be right back, dear.
16:38Oh!
16:39Hi, Oz.
16:41What are you doing prowling around my garage in the dead of the night?
16:44Oh, is this your garage?
16:47You know darn well it is.
16:50However, since we've been old friends and neighbors for a good number of years,
16:54and since this is probably your first offense,
16:57I'll overlook it.
16:59Gee, thanks, Oz.
17:01As a matter of fact, Thorny old pal,
17:04I was just over at your house looking for you.
17:07See, remember this afternoon we made a little exchange?
17:11I traded you an old, battered-up clock?
17:15Yeah.
17:16Well, my conscience has been bothering me, Thorny.
17:20I'll tell you what I'll do.
17:21I'll take the clock off your hands,
17:23and instead I'll give you this beautiful jackknife,
17:27guaranteed not to cut you.
17:30Well, uh, just a minute, Oz.
17:32I've been feeling pretty terrible myself
17:34to think that I pawned off a battered old teapot on a friend.
17:37I'll tell you what.
17:38You give me back the teapot,
17:40and I'll give you this dandy lively-bounder baseball.
17:43Uh, I'll tell you what we'd better do, Thorny.
17:46Why don't we just restore the whole thing to status quo?
17:51In other words, you give me back the old, broken-down clock,
17:55and I'll give you back the teapot.
17:57It's in the garage here someplace, I believe.
17:59Uh, no. No, it isn't, Oz.
18:02What makes you so sure?
18:04Well, didn't you think it was strange
18:05when you found me in your garage?
18:07Well, yes, I did.
18:09As I say, I won't turn you into the police
18:12if you give me back the old, broken-down clock.
18:15Oz, I'd love to,
18:16but unfortunately, it's not mine to give back.
18:18You see, with a little shrewd trading on my part,
18:20I was able to get a baseball for it.
18:23Who did you trade with?
18:25My boy, Will.
18:26He wants to make a birdhouse out of it.
18:30I might as well let you in on a little news.
18:33That clock happens to be very valuable.
18:36Well, naturally.
18:37That's why I was able to get a baseball for it.
18:39No, no, no, you don't understand.
18:41It's a valuable old antique.
18:43Harriet bought it in an antique shop.
18:45What?
18:46And you're trying to get it back
18:47with that broken-down old knife?
18:49Oz, you crook.
18:50However, I'm willing to forget everything
18:52if you'll just give me back that old teapot.
18:55Well, unfortunately, I can't.
18:57You see, I traded the teapot to Ricky.
19:00He used it to keep marbles in it.
19:02I understand every time he wants a marble,
19:04he pours one out the spout.
19:06If you gave Ricky a valuable antique,
19:09oh, how could you?
19:10Valuable antique?
19:12Sure, Catherine got it at the auction today.
19:14And you offered me a baseball for it?
19:17Why, you big crook, you.
19:21I'll overlook it,
19:22provided you give me back
19:24the broken-down old battered clock.
19:26Now, Oz, you've already told me
19:28it's a valuable antique.
19:30Hi, Pop.
19:31Oh, Ricky.
19:32I'm here, too, Pop.
19:33Hi, boys.
19:34David, is that a clock you've got there?
19:36Yes, sir.
19:37Where'd you get it, David?
19:38I gave Will a quarter for it.
19:39Say, Dave, how would you like to make
19:42a little trade with your old dad?
19:44What do you want to trade, Pop?
19:45Well, you give me that clock,
19:47and I'll give you this beautiful antique knife.
19:50It doesn't have any blades.
19:51Say, Rick, is that a teapot you got there?
19:53Yes, sir.
19:54I got it from Pop.
19:55Well, Rick, old boy, old pal,
19:56how would you like to trade that teapot
19:57for this beautiful baseball?
19:58I'll give you the clock for the baseball.
20:00Well, David, won't you give me the clock for the knife?
20:02No, sir.
20:03I want the baseball.
20:04I want the knife for the teapot.
20:05Well, I don't want the teapot.
20:06I want the clock for the knife.
20:07Well, how about trading the teapot for the baseball?
20:09No, sir.
20:10I want the knife for the teapot.
20:11Wait a minute.
20:12I think I have something figured out here.
20:14Uh, Thorny, you exchange the baseball
20:17for the teapot with Ricky.
20:18Right.
20:19But I don't want the baseball.
20:20I want the baseball, Pop.
20:21I want the teapot.
20:22I want the knife for the teapot.
20:24Ricky, stop saying I want the knife for the teapot.
20:26But I want the knife for the teapot.
20:27Well, I want the clock for the knife.
20:29I want the baseball for the clock.
20:30Wait.
20:31Wait a minute, now.
20:32Now, let me try something here.
20:33Uh, Oz, you give David the knife.
20:34David, you give me the clock.
20:36Now, Rick, you give your father that teapot,
20:37and I'll give you the baseball.
20:40See?
20:41Now, Oz, you give me the teapot,
20:44and I'll give you the clock.
20:46How's that?
20:47Well, that's perfect, Thorny.
20:48Congratulations.
20:49Hey, wait a minute.
20:50I got the baseball.
20:51And I got the knife.
20:52Oh, I'm too old to go through that again.
20:54I can't have the knife.
20:55I want the teapot back.
20:56And if I can't have the baseball,
20:57I want the clock back.
20:59No, no, no.
21:00Wait a minute, now.
21:01If I give the clock...
21:03No, no, no.
21:04Hey, wait a minute.
21:05Hey, Ricky.
21:06If you have the...
21:07Hey, I got the knife.
21:08And I got the baseball.
21:09I got the clock.
21:10And I got the teapot.
21:11Hooray!
21:12Hooray!
21:13Hooray!
21:14Hooray!
21:15Hooray!
21:16Hooray!
21:17Hooray!
21:18Hooray!
21:19Hooray!
21:20Hooray!
21:21Hooray!
21:22Hooray!
21:23Hooray!
21:24Hooray!
21:25Hooray!
21:26Hooray!
21:27Hooray!
21:28Ozzie?
21:29Oh, oh.
21:30What are you doing wearing your overcoat in the house?
21:33Oh, well, I'm going to take it right off.
21:37Well, go ahead.
21:38Well, you're here.
21:39What's the idea?
21:40We're married.
21:42I've seen you without your overcoat lots of times.
21:45So, I'm going to take it right off.
21:49What's that big bulge under?
21:51Oh, I guess I must be putting on a little weight,
21:55that cooking of yours.
21:58Uh, oh, would you answer the phone?
22:02I didn't hear anything.
22:04Oh, uh, well, why don't you answer the phone,
22:07just in case there might be somebody there.
22:10I would myself, except I want to hang this coat in the closet.
22:13Oh, I got the closet door open.
22:15Oh, how could you?
22:17I have, I mean, we can't find the key.
22:21Oh, the back door key opens it perfectly.
22:23I'll show you the clock just as soon as I finish putting away the dishes.
22:26Oh, yes, that's a good idea.
22:28You put away the dishes.
22:30Keep the door, dear.
22:31Okay.
22:37Hi, Doc.
22:38Oh, oh, Rick.
22:39What are you doing?
22:40Just going to put this clock back in the closet.
22:44Say thank you to your mother now.
22:46Say thank you to your mother now.
22:58Hey!
23:01Ricky?
23:04Come on, open the door, son.
23:10Ricky?
23:14Ricky?
23:17Come on, son, it's very funny, but the joke is over.
23:22Ricky, open the door.
23:26David?
23:28David, did you lock that door?
23:31David?
23:33Open the door, David.
23:38Well, good night, Harriet.
23:41Good night, dear.
23:46David?
23:53Ozzie?
23:55You really don't like that clock, do you?
23:58Oh, sure, it's fine, Harriet.
24:00Oh, I can tell you don't like it.
24:03Well, now that you mention it...
24:05Don't be afraid to admit it, dear. I don't care for it either.
24:08Well, as long as we both agree,
24:11I do think you could have bought something a little more useful for the same money.
24:15Yeah, absolutely right.
24:17Yeah, there are dozens of things you could have bought instead.
24:21When are you going to take it back?
24:23Oh, I'm not going to take it back. I traded it this morning.
24:26You traded it?
24:27Mm-hmm, to Catherine Thornberry for the most beautiful old English teapot.
24:46Don't forget that a completely different episode of The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet
24:50is heard every Friday night on radio.
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