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00:00The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, starring the entire Nelson family, Ozzie, Harriet,
00:10David and Ricky. Here is Ozzie, who plays the part of Ozzie Nelson, and of course his
00:15lovely wife Harriet, as Harriet Nelson. The older of the Nelson boys, David, appears as
00:20David Nelson, and his younger brother, the irrepressible Ricky, played by Ricky Nelson.
00:26And Nelson's next door neighbor, Thorny, is played by Dom DeFore.
00:33You sure the door's locked?
00:35Yeah, I've tried it about five times.
00:37I guess nobody's home, huh?
00:39That's pretty obvious.
00:40Hey, I got an idea. You could boost me up on the roof, then I could climb down through the chimney.
00:44Hi boys.
00:45Oh, hi Pop.
00:46What's this, a welcoming committee?
00:47It's more like the locked out committee. All the doors are locked.
00:50Yeah, I was gonna climb down through the chimney.
00:52Oh, isn't your mother home?
00:53I think she went down shopping or something.
00:55Oh, I've got a key here someplace.
00:57Oh, hi Ma.
00:58Hi everybody.
00:59Oh, hi. Take those packages from Mother Dave.
01:01I'm awfully sorry I'm late. I'll have lunch ready in a minute.
01:03That's okay.
01:04The door was locked, so I was gonna climb down through the chimney.
01:06Yes, yes, we've all heard.
01:08I don't think that'll be necessary, Rick. I've got my key right here someplace.
01:11Oh, that's too bad. I could have been a hero.
01:14Yeah, I can see the headlines now.
01:16Extra, extra, small boy climbs down through chimney, rescues family.
01:21I think I'll rescue the family the usual way, if you don't mind.
01:26Okay, Davey, go ahead.
01:28Go ahead, Rick. After you.
01:30That's okay, Pop. I'll meet you in the living room.
01:32Oh, no you don't. You walk into the front door the same as the rest of us.
01:40Can I have another piece of pie, Ma?
01:42No, dear, not right now. You've had plenty. You can have some more later on.
01:46No, I was just thinking, Pop. Don't you think I ought to have a front door key of my own?
01:50Oh, David, you're too young.
01:52Well, I think it's a good idea myself.
01:54Oh, I don't know. It's quite a responsibility having a key to the house, you know.
01:58Well, most of the guys in school have their own keys.
02:00Well, keys are awful easy things to lose.
02:03Oh, I'd be careful with it, Pop.
02:05Well, I know you'd be careful. At least I know you'd try to be careful.
02:09I'll bet your father gave you a key to the front door when he thought you were old enough to take care of it.
02:14Well, that was a little bit different. I had to have one.
02:17What do you mean?
02:18Well, I was going to college at the time, so naturally I needed a key when I came home on weekends.
02:24I'll bet you had a key to the front door long before your Rutgers days.
02:28Well, I suppose so. To be honest with you, I don't exactly remember.
02:31Can I have another piece of pie now, Mom?
02:33No, dear. Not right now. You're liable to explode.
02:36Well, Governor, what's the verdict?
02:38Oh, it was a delicious lunch, Harriet.
02:40No, dear. I meant about a front door key for David.
02:44Well, if you think so, it's okay with me.
02:47Oh, I think it's a fine idea. We've got an extra one right over here in the cabinet.
02:51Now, you realize what this means, David?
02:53Yes, sir. I think so.
02:55What does it mean?
02:56Okay, David, what does it mean?
02:58Oh, doesn't anybody know?
03:00If you'll be patient, I'll tell you what it means.
03:02It means that this is a very solemn occasion.
03:05We're presenting David with a key to the house.
03:08Here's the key, Your Honor.
03:10Oh, thank you.
03:12David?
03:13Shouldn't he raise his right hand?
03:15It won't be necessary.
03:17David, your mother and I feel that you've reached a very important milestone in your life.
03:23A man's home is a sacred place.
03:27Here is the key to your home.
03:29Guard it well.
03:31Yes, sir.
03:32This calls for a toast.
03:34Let's all have another piece of pie.
03:39Hi, Mr. Thornberry.
03:40What's new?
03:41Oh, nothing much. Just looking for you.
03:43Oh, good for you.
03:44How do you like my key? Isn't it a beauty?
03:46Yeah.
03:47It's a front door key.
03:48Yeah, I figured Dave's just about old enough to have a key of his own now.
03:51Well, that's fine.
03:53Yeah, I was telling him he's getting to be a pretty big guy.
03:55It's about time he assumed some responsibilities just like an adult.
03:58Well, good for you.
03:59Yeah, I'm keeping it on the string now.
04:01I'm going to get a change as soon as I can.
04:03Well, I think that's an excellent idea.
04:04Yeah, I sure didn't want to lose it after Pop's lecture.
04:06Well, it wasn't exactly a lecture.
04:08Oh, not exactly a lecture.
04:10See, I was just explaining to Dave that a key is a pretty easy thing to lose if you're careless.
04:15And it's especially dangerous, too, because you never know what type of person's liable to find a door key.
04:19Well, you're absolutely right, Oz.
04:21Of course, you might occasionally misplace your key, but it's a lot different than losing it.
04:24Don't you agree with me, Oz?
04:26Well, frankly, no, Thorny.
04:28Seems to me that misplacing a key and losing it are the same thing.
04:31Oh, not at all, Oz.
04:33When you lose something, you can't find it.
04:35But when you misplace something, you just don't know where it is.
04:37There's a big difference there.
04:39Oh, I think you're just confusing the boy.
04:42Well, I'm going to take good care of the key, Pop.
04:44Oh, good for you, son.
04:46Well, so long, Pop. I want to play some baseball.
04:48Bye, Mr. Thornberry.
04:49Bye, David.
04:50So long, son.
04:53You're a fine boy, Oz.
04:55Oh, thanks a lot, Thorny. We try and teach him what's right.
04:59Oh, you said you wanted to see me about something. Anything special?
05:02Well, it was nothing important, really, Oz.
05:05Come on, what was it?
05:06Well, I just wanted to borrow a screwdriver from you.
05:08Oh, that's easy. Is there anything I can help you with?
05:11No, no, it's all right. It was just one of our windows.
05:13It seems to be stuck.
05:14Oh, I'll give you a hand with it.
05:16Oh, that's okay, Oz.
05:17I certainly can climb through one of our windows by myself.
05:21What's this about climbing through a window?
05:23Oh, okay, Oz. If you must know, I misplaced my door key.
05:27Oh, fine.
05:29Well, it can happen to anybody.
05:32Boy, oh, boy.
05:33Here I just finished giving David a big lecture about taking care of his key,
05:37and you, an alleged full-grown man, lose yours.
05:40I didn't lose my key. I simply misplaced it.
05:43There's a big difference. We both agreed on that.
05:47Gee, how'd I know Catherine wouldn't be home yet?
05:50I'm sure glad David didn't hear this.
05:52All right, Oz. If you don't want to loan me the screwdriver, just say so.
05:55Oh, I'll lend you the screwdriver.
05:58Well, it's mighty sporting of you, Oz, in few of the circumstances.
06:03Come on around the front, Thorny. We have a screwdriver right in our hall closet.
06:08I sure hate to have you go to all this trouble for me, Oz.
06:12Oh, don't be silly, Thorny. When a man needs help, he needs help.
06:18Hold on.
06:19Yeah, it's okay. I got my key right here.
06:27Is there a problem?
06:28No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:31Who are you ringing the doorbell for? Don't tell me you lost your key.
06:34Oh, of course not, Thorny.
06:38I had it this morning. I see.
06:42Well, yes, of course. I let Harriet and David and Ricky in with it this morning.
06:47And, yeah, I put it right back in my coat pocket and I hung the coat in the hall closet.
06:52It's right in the pocket of the coat hanging in the hall closet.
06:56Well, I'm glad for your sake, Oz. Then it'll still be there when we get the screwdriver.
07:00Well, yes.
07:04Oh, hi, Pop.
07:05Oh, David, I thought you were out playing baseball, son.
07:08Oh, I was, but some embarrassing thing happened. I forgot my glove.
07:12Oh, that's okay.
07:14Gene, after all you told me, too.
07:16Oh, that's all right, son. A thing like that can happen to anybody.
07:19Oh, look, would you do us a favor, please?
07:22There's a screwdriver right in the front hall closet there. Mr. Thornberry wants to borrow it.
07:25Oh, I can get it on.
07:26No, no, no, no, Thorny. You've got mud on your shoes.
07:31David, while you're in there, would you bring out your father's coat? He has his key in it.
07:35Oh, well, I can get the coat, Thorny.
07:37No, no, no, Oz. You've got muddy feet, too.
07:39Well, Thorny...
07:40Oh, well...
07:41Door slammed.
07:43Now, Thorny, that's not very polite to slam a man's door in his face.
07:48You ask me, I think you don't believe the key is in my coat pocket.
07:51Of course I do, Oz. Now that you've got the coat, just take the key and walk right in.
07:55Oh, well, thank you very much.
07:56Thanks, David.
07:57A little chilly out here.
08:00Well, wait a minute, son. You closed the door and it's locked.
08:04Oh, I'm sorry, Pop. I was going to go out and play some baseball.
08:07Oh, that's okay, David. Have a good time.
08:09Yeah, that's okay. Have a good time, son.
08:12Gee, the boy closes the door and locks it there.
08:15Well, what are you worrying about, Oz? Just take the key, open the door and go in.
08:19Well, yes, yes, I will when I feel like it. It just so happens I'm going to stay out here and enjoy a little of this glorious weather for a while.
08:31I told you, when I want to go in, I'll just reach my hand in my coat pocket and get the key and just walk right in there.
08:42Try the one with the handkerchief.
08:45Barney, you have the screwdriver, haven't you?
08:48Right.
08:49Why don't you have the screwdriver? Go right ahead. That's what you wanted.
08:54When I want to go in the house, I'll...
08:56Oz, if you want my opinion, I think you've lost the key and you're just not man enough to admit it.
09:01Barney, you have the screwdriver, haven't you? That's what you wanted.
09:05When I want to go in the house, I'll reach in my coat, get the key and walk in the house.
09:09Oz, I don't think I'll need it now. I just saw Catherine pull up in the driveway.
09:12See you later, old boy.
09:26Harriet? Harriet? Harriet?
09:46Hi, Alice.
09:49The back door was open, so I thought I'd just walk through and let you in.
09:53Uh, Barney?
09:55Yeah?
09:57I'm a man who's willing to admit when he's wrong. I lost my key.
10:23Mom?
10:24Yes, dear?
10:25Can I have this chain for my key?
10:27Well, where'd you get that?
10:28From the stopper in the bathtub. It broke off.
10:31Well, in that case, I guess so.
10:33Well, what do we have here?
10:35Hello, dear.
10:36How do you like my new key chain, Pop?
10:38Oh, yeah. That's all right, Dave. I'm going to hook my key on here so I won't lose it.
10:41Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. Keys are pretty easy things to lose. People are always losing keys.
10:46Oh, not me, boy.
10:48Oh, well, no, I hope you don't lose your key. But if you should happen to, it's not a big calamity. I wouldn't worry too much about it.
10:55Well, I think David has the right idea. As long as we've given him a key, he's going to make sure he takes good care of it.
10:59Oh, yes, yes. And as I say, I hope he doesn't lose his key. But if he should happen to, let's not make a big thing of it.
11:06People lose keys every day in the week.
11:08Oh, people only lose keys because they're careless with them.
11:11You and I don't lose our keys because we have a place to keep them.
11:14I keep mine on that little hook for the back door.
11:16I'm going to keep mine on this chain. Where do you keep yours, Pop?
11:19Well, I keep mine in my pants pocket.
11:25Look, you can get extra keys made for a quarter. Let's not be big cheapskates about this.
11:31Besides, it's kind of a silly discussion, don't you think?
11:34I agree with you. And besides, I've got my marketing to do.
11:37I'm going to go out and work on my chain. Excuse me, Pop.
11:40I think I'll kind of stay around the house for a while.
11:44I'll be back in about an hour.
11:46Oh, okay.
11:48Oh, hi, Oz.
11:50Oh, hi.
11:51What's new?
11:54Nothing much.
11:56Well, I don't want you to think I'm the nosy type, Oz, but what did Harriet say about you losing the key?
12:01Well, naturally, she didn't say very much.
12:07Well, naturally, she didn't say very much about it.
12:11I mean, it's not something you get real excited about.
12:14People lose keys every day in the week.
12:16I know, but have you told her yet?
12:20You know darn well I haven't told her.
12:22How could I, Thorny, after that big speech I gave David about responsibility and all?
12:27Yeah, makes it pretty embarrassing.
12:30Uh, Thorny, I've just been mulling over a little something.
12:36Would you consider it unethical if I borrowed Harriet's key and took it downtown to a locksmith and had a duplicate made?
12:44Now, I'd only be borrowing it, you see.
12:46Oz, what a sneaky thing to do.
12:48Sneaky thing to do.
12:49Why, of course, it'd be dreadful.
12:51However, now if I were to take Harriet's key, that is if I were to take it off the little...
12:56Off that board hanging there right by the door.
12:59Yeah.
13:01Take it off the board and look at it and it's perfectly natural because I'm the kind of a guy who likes to look at keys.
13:05Everybody is.
13:06That's right.
13:07I take the key and gently lay it here on the table.
13:09Yes.
13:10Then I go look in the refrigerator, you see, for something to eat.
13:12And then I go, oh, I found a Coke.
13:15Yeah.
13:16Help yourself.
13:17Take it careful.
13:18Well, for goodness sake, Oz, what happened to the key I put on the table?
13:22Well, I can't imagine, Thorny.
13:25You should be more careful about where you leave keys.
13:27Well...
13:33Oh, here, Mom.
13:34I'll help you with those.
13:39Thank you, dear.
13:40Just put it right over there on the table.
13:42Okay.
13:46Mom?
13:47Yes, dear?
13:48Where are you supposed to leave keys?
13:49Well, now, if you had a key, where would you leave it?
13:51I'd leave it in the door.
13:53Well, I don't think that's a very good idea.
13:55Why not?
13:56It's there whenever you need it.
13:58Well, yes, but a burglar could simply open the front door and walk in.
14:02Oh, I thought burglars came in through windows.
14:05You could leave a key in the door.
14:07Davis' key's out on the workbench.
14:09He's making a key change.
14:10Oh, I think that's a fine idea.
14:13Where do you leave your key, Mom?
14:15Right over there on the little hook by the back door.
14:17Where about?
14:18Right there in the upper right-hand corner.
14:22Hey, that's a neat place, boy.
14:24I can't even see it.
14:27It's right there in plain sight on...
14:30Well, for goodness sakes, what happened to my key?
14:32You think he left it in the front door?
14:34Well, no, I always leave it right there on that little hook.
14:36It isn't there now.
14:38Well, I'm positive I hung it there this morning.
14:40I know I did.
14:42At least I think I did.
14:43I wonder where it is.
14:45If your father ever finds out about this, I'll never hear the last of it.
14:48You think he lost it?
14:50Well, I didn't lose it.
14:52I just don't know where it is.
14:57Hello.
14:58Oh, hello.
14:59I'm sorry, you aren't by any chance Charlie Park of the locksmith, are you?
15:03Yes, I am.
15:04Oh, good.
15:05I kind of thought you might be.
15:06I saw you standing here.
15:07I have a key here, and I wonder whether you could make a duplicate for me.
15:11Would it take very long?
15:12Oh, an hour or so.
15:14Oh, as long as that, huh?
15:16I was kind of hoping it wouldn't take so long.
15:18I'm in a bit of a hurry.
15:20Well, I'm awfully sorry.
15:21Normally, it would only take a couple of minutes,
15:23but I have to wait until my wife gets here.
15:25She's bringing my key to the shop.
15:27This is very embarrassing, but I seem to have lost mine.
15:30Oh, that's exactly what happened to me.
15:34I guess it happens all the time, huh?
15:36Oh, yes, it does.
15:37Thank goodness.
15:38I'd be out of business if people didn't lose keys.
15:40Yeah, I guess you would at that.
15:42They're elusive little things.
15:43We make them just small enough so they're easy to misplace.
15:47You know, I often suspect it as much.
15:50How soon do you think your wife will be here?
15:52Oh, when I called her, she said she'd be right here.
15:55That was a couple of hours ago.
15:58You know how wives are.
15:59All I can say is that it'll be sometime this afternoon.
16:02I'm awfully sorry.
16:03Oh, well, that's OK.
16:04You can't help it.
16:05Why don't you give me the key now,
16:06and I'll make a duplicate of it when she gets here.
16:08Then I'll drop it off at your house.
16:10Oh, say, that's very nice.
16:11Here you are.
16:12The name is Ozzie Nelson.
16:14It's right in the phone book.
16:15I'll just write that down, so I hope you don't mind.
16:18Here, I'll write the name and address down for you,
16:20and I hope you're not mistaking it.
16:22Now, if my wife doesn't hurry up and get here,
16:24I'm going to have to get into the shop some way.
16:27Say, Mr. Nelson.
16:28Yes?
16:29Do you know a good locksmith?
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