Plead The Fifth 10-28-19 Mark
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Well, it's Marcus.
00:07Marcus.
00:08I'm here.
00:09Miller Lite Mike.
00:10In your presence.
00:11It's White Claw McGraw.
00:14Yeah.
00:15He is in the building.
00:16All right, you get three questions from the room.
00:18You get three questions from the listeners.
00:20You get one pass, and you still get one that you answer to boomerang to the room.
00:26Ooh, all right.
00:26All right, let's see.
00:28First, I have two questions that I have written down.
00:31I don't know which one I should go for.
00:34Let's pick the easy one.
00:35The one that's going to get him in trouble.
00:37Well, I mean, you know, I mean, it's just I tried to think with a different side of my brain this time.
00:42All right, so Marcus.
00:44Yes.
00:46Okay, so, all right.
00:48We're thinking of these celebrities that have now become inmates, like Felicity Huffman, like Lori Loughlin,
00:55and, like, you know, people are being locked up for a period of time doing their bid.
00:59So, Mark, you are locked up in prison.
01:03Like, this ain't jail.
01:04This is prison.
01:04For a good chunk of time.
01:06Something bad happened, and, you know, we had to say bye.
01:08And the wolves in there are salivating over the fact that this little hot thing dipped in White Claw is in the building now.
01:18So, you in there just walking through with your skinny jeans, bashing over jeans on, and they sizing you up.
01:24Now, your celly is a boss.
01:27He's been in there a long time.
01:29They've put you in there with somebody who's established.
01:30He's a big, muscular dude who can protect you.
01:33Okay.
01:34Okay?
01:35And he's a reasonable guy, too.
01:37Everybody likes him.
01:38So, he's a reasonable guy.
01:39To be fair, he agrees to protect you for seven days a week if you're hunching.
01:44Oh, dude.
01:46Nobody will touch you if you're hunching.
01:48But you're in there for a long time.
01:50Right.
01:51He's going to protect you back.
01:52Listen.
01:52He's going to protect you back seven days a week if you're hunching.
01:56Now, if you only want five days and you want to take your risk on the weekends, he'll go with some Monica.
02:03Oh.
02:04All right?
02:05And if you only want three days, then you just got to cuddle with him at night and kiss him.
02:11Oh, my God.
02:12Which one of these is Mark, a.k.a. White Claw McGraw going to go for?
02:17D, none of the above.
02:18I'm going to take my chance.
02:20What do you mean D, none of the above?
02:20No, man.
02:21I'm going to have to protect myself.
02:23I don't want to give in to any of that.
02:24Like, that's not how I roll.
02:26You can't even cuddle?
02:27No, I don't.
02:28Why would I want to cuddle with a man?
02:29No.
02:30It's in the dark, though.
02:31It's at night.
02:31It's in the dark.
02:32I said at night.
02:33But I still know that I'm doing it at night.
02:35But at night, nobody's going to see.
02:37No, I can't cuddle with the dude.
02:39No, no, no.
02:39Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on all that.
02:40Really?
02:41I'm going to have to tell him, I got this.
02:43I'll do it on my own.
02:44Better watch it back.
02:45Well, I know.
02:46I'm probably going to be in trouble, which is why I don't want to go to prison.
02:48Watch it back both ways.
02:50Yeah, I'm just going to have to say no to all of it, man.
02:52All right, what about if you get one day, you just got to soap him up in the shop?
02:55No!
02:57I don't know what would be worse, the cuddling or soaping another man in the shop.
03:00You got to soap him up.
03:01He's going to raise his legs up on you.
03:03They're both equally unattractive to me.
03:05Okay.
03:05Yeah, I'm going to have to pass, bro.
03:07All right, Marcus.
03:09You seem to go through women like people go through bottles of water.
03:13Oof.
03:14And I don't know what it is, man.
03:15That's a tough analogy.
03:16Well, I think it's a true analogy.
03:18And I don't know if there's no girls that are adequate enough or there's some, they don't
03:24get you, you don't get them.
03:25I just want to know, is there a girl that you've met that you could have seen yourself in like
03:32a long-term established relationship with or has nobody just kind of fit the mold yet?
03:37Like a marriage almost?
03:38Yeah.
03:39Like settle down.
03:40Has that person crossed your path?
03:42I think that the last two people that I dated dated, that you all know, they both would
03:50have been good long-term.
03:52I can't even remember names.
03:54Oh.
03:54I know the two he's talking about.
03:56And I think one is wrong.
03:58Probably.
03:59But the other one is right.
04:01Yeah.
04:01There's, they both were really good.
04:03And I had been, had I been like really smart about it, I probably would have locked one of
04:08them down and just rolled with it because she was definitely wifey material, but for whatever
04:14reason, Mark likes to screw things up.
04:17It's how I've been my entire life.
04:19And you said two, the last two that you dated.
04:22The last two relationships.
04:23The last two.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Because we've seen a lot of numbers come through here.
04:26So like, just to put it in perspective for the people, two were good.
04:30How many other people that weren't?
04:32I mean, what are we talking about?
04:32Like maybe 10?
04:34Yeah.
04:3520?
04:35We go with 10, 20, 30.
04:3730?
04:3730?
04:38Probably somewhere around there.
04:39Damn!
04:39I don't know, yeah.
04:40I mean, I've been here six years.
04:41Yeah.
04:42It's a lot of time to fill.
04:43That's what we're going to say.
04:44Yeah.
04:44But yeah, Davi, to answer your question, I would say specifically more of the last one
04:48would have been the one that I should have locked down.
04:52She was, and I don't want to use the word good enough, but she was probably just the best
04:58one that I've had.
04:59Okay.
05:00Definitely.
05:01Me and Meredith are like trying to work it out.
05:02Like, wait, was that this one?
05:03That's the one we met for barbecue?
05:06A J.
05:07There's a J.
05:07Okay.
05:08That I like that one.
05:09That's what I was talking about.
05:10And you all agree on that probably.
05:11It's hard to keep up with all these.
05:13She was a really good girl.
05:14But the other one, I don't know, and I don't think I would agree with that.
05:17We all know.
05:18D?
05:19Oh.
05:19There's no D.
05:22Because she was looking to settle down.
05:23Before the J, there was a D.
05:25Yeah.
05:26And not a D, D, what you're really thinking.
05:28Name is a D.
05:29Boy, it's like you the manager of Menudo, boy.
05:31They just be rotating.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Okay.
05:34All right.
05:34What's the little K-pop band?
05:37BTS.
05:38Yeah.
05:39You rotate BTS.
05:41I'm not meeting no more girls.
05:42I'm not learning no more names.
05:44All right.
05:44You tell me if they a keeper.
05:45You guys already got me sweating.
05:47Yeah.
05:47All right.
05:48Let's see.
05:48And Meredith ain't even asked her.
05:49I know.
05:50All right.
05:51Let's see.
05:51You told us about your whole plan B story last week where you hooked up with a chick.
05:58I'm never telling you guys any other stories again.
06:01While your brother and your uncle were in town.
06:02Right.
06:03So I want to know.
06:04And shot up the club.
06:05Yeah.
06:08How many times have you bought plan Bs in your life in total?
06:14How many do you think you've actually bought?
06:16And do you remember the first time?
06:18Oh, that sounds like a boomerang.
06:19That's all.
06:20Wow.
06:20Fair.
06:21Have I done it, Dobby?
06:24Fair.
06:24You ain't even got to answer this one, though.
06:27You want me to go ahead and hit the button?
06:28No, I don't.
06:29Because this is a really good one to answer.
06:31I think overall, a less than five in my life.
06:36And the first one, sometime in Chicago.
06:40Do I remember the girl?
06:41No.
06:42But it was definitely in Chicago.
06:43You know, you got to be safe.
06:47The one thing about her, man, is.
06:48It's so funny hearing you say you just got to be safe.
06:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:54The dude that sleep with his door unlocked.
06:56And especially because the prior statement was,
06:59do I remember the girl?
07:00No.
07:02All right, man.
07:03We got these knocked out.
07:04It's time to get three more.
07:06888-429-0941.
07:08Get in.
07:08All right.
07:10It is the Freak Show.
07:11Wild 94.
07:12One Bay's party station.
07:13Mark has his bleed to fifth going on.
07:17He still has a play to pass because he hasn't used it yet.
07:22And he still has his boomerang.
07:23888-429-0941.
07:26Is his text down, everybody?
07:27Yeah, his text is down.
07:28All right.
07:29Let's see here.
07:29What we got?
07:30I'm at the 941.
07:31Mark, I want to hear about the last time you used the I'm on the radio line to get girls.
07:36Or do they usually know beforehand?
07:38Yeah, always.
07:39I'm not the one to.
07:41Always use it or they always know?
07:42No, they always know.
07:44I would never use that line.
07:45I don't even think that would work.
07:47It works.
07:47Where is that going to work?
07:48It works.
07:49Is that just has it?
07:51No.
07:52Yeah, I've never used that line.
07:53I've never been one to use a line like that.
07:55Even back home, being a club DJ in Chicago, it was like, oh, DJ, blah, blah, blah.
08:00Nah.
08:01Because if they don't want me for whatever reason, personality or attraction, then-
08:05Come on.
08:05Is anybody going to call him that sound?
08:06I ain't buying it.
08:07I'm not buying this.
08:09I think you lied.
08:10I will swear on my parents, whatever you want me to say.
08:14I never, ever use the line.
08:17Has it benefited me?
08:19Sure.
08:19Because they all hear about your travels on the air.
08:22Yeah, like, so it works for me, but I don't use it.
08:26It just comes to me, I guess.
08:30I'm not lying.
08:32Not ever, not one time.
08:33No.
08:34Somebody listen to it right now.
08:35Go ahead.
08:36Text him.
08:37Somebody called up like, let me tell you what he told me.
08:39He's like, this Orlando dude about to move on.
08:41This is about to be Marcus and the Freak Show.
08:44All right, wait.
08:44We got Jessica on the line.
08:46Jessica, you have a question for Mark.
08:47Okay, so Mark, you know, I just have a question about the rappelling.
08:54I know that you didn't rappel down the building, and I was just wondering, how is it that you're
09:02going to let Meredith outman you and rappel down the building for charity, and you're not
09:06even going to go?
09:08Uh-oh.
09:08I guess a second part of that question is, since you wussed out, are you going to write
09:13a check?
09:13Ooh.
09:14Oh.
09:15You did lose some money to the charity.
09:19I would say that, outman me, just because she rappelled down a building, I don't think
09:24that has anything to do with man or woman.
09:26Congrats to Meredith.
09:27I'm really happy you did it.
09:29I mean.
09:30Just, heights are not my thing, and so I'm not going to be forced to do something that
09:34I don't want to do.
09:36I said if it was like a little lower, like three stories, I think three, four stories
09:42I would have been able to do, but 12 stories-
09:44Are you feeling tight about this, because Meredith is looking like a badass, and you're
09:47looking kind of soft?
09:48I, no.
09:49Why would I?
09:50Not at all.
09:50I'm very happy Meredith did it.
09:52She conquered her fear.
09:53That's great.
09:54Um, I'm just not going to be conquering that fear of mine.
09:57So, would I cut a check?
09:59Sure.
09:59I'll write a small check for one of you guys.
10:01Yeah.
10:01I don't know.
10:02I mean, no.
10:02They lost $1,000 when you didn't do it.
10:04I mean, we had-
10:05Well, Lola took my spot.
10:07Couldn't-
10:07Lola did it, so somebody did it for Lola.
10:09Another woman took your spot.
10:10But sure, I would gladly write a $100 check.
10:13If that will make everything feel better, if that's what you guys want, that's fine.
10:16No, I mean, that's a Jessica-ass thing.
10:18That's cool.
10:19I'm not mad about it.
10:20That's cool.
10:20Okay.
10:21Yeah.
10:21Okay.
10:21All right.
10:22Done and done.
10:22We have one-
10:23Sound kind of tight.
10:24More text I would love to ask.
10:26Yeah.
10:27Mark, this is out the 419 area code.
10:28This is the last one.
10:29This is the last one.
10:30This is the last one.
10:30It says, question for Mark.
10:32Are you one of those white boys that is scared to have sex with a girl with a big old booty?
10:38If so, why are you scared of them?
10:41I'm wondering if this is a girl with a big old booty.
10:43I don't believe.
10:44Yeah.
10:44She's like, before I slide in his DMs, I want to know.
10:48I generally like thicker girls, I would say, for the most part.
10:53Tell the truth.
10:54So, it just depends on how big.
10:56I mean-
10:56Davi had pointed out some booties in his room, and you'd be like, nah.
10:59I didn't even think they were that much thicker.
11:02Nah, there were a couple that are like, a little much, bro.
11:05Just letting you know.
11:06What's that?
11:07I mean, I can't just throw weight out there.
11:09No, no, no.
11:10So, I don't know what to tell you.
11:11Do you want to give me some physical examples of maybe actresses?
11:14Like a booty that's big old.
11:15Yeah, give me something that we can put on the video.
11:18Megan Thee Stallion.
11:20Ooh.
11:20Megan Thee Stallion.
11:21I don't know.
11:22She's attractive, though.
11:23She is.
11:23She's my little crush.
11:25Yeah.
11:25Really?
11:26She's a cutie.
11:26Yeah, Megan Thee Stallion.
11:27I like her.
11:27No, I'd be all in for that.
11:29Really?
11:29But, I mean, because we've showed you, like, booties that, like, people send in stuff and
11:33you're like, ooh, no.
11:34Yeah.
11:34I mean, sometimes there's a little much.
11:36It just depends.
11:37Again, it's on a case-by-case basis.
11:39He has limitations sometimes, though.
11:41Yeah.
11:41Like, Davi's thing is much different.
11:44He's, like, the bigger, like, whoa.
11:45I'm about it.
11:46Oh, my God.
11:46It's a challenge.
11:47Yeah, but Davi also likes Bridget the Midget, so I don't know where we're at on the scale
11:51of, you know.
11:52Damn.
11:53That's not my thing.
11:54Free Bridget the Midget.
11:55Yeah.
11:55I think she's locked up right now.
11:56She is.
11:57Yeah.
11:57All right, so what's your boomerang?
11:59Boomerang is, I think it was Davi's question, or Meredith's.
12:03Which one?
12:03The whole, when's the last time you bought Plan B?
12:07Wow.
12:07And who was it with?
12:09I don't remember that part.
12:10Wow.
12:11Was that part of the question?
12:12It was.
12:12The question was, how many times have you bought a Plan B in your life, and what was the first
12:16time?
12:17Do you remember?
12:17Yeah.
12:18Okay.
12:20My, um, my, I only bought them twice.
12:25I bought it twice, and my first time was, um, two, uh, 2007?
12:352006?
12:36Yeah, 2006.
12:37Like, right before I had my kid.
12:39Okay.
12:39Um, because, like, I, I actually called Beata, and was like, hey, so what's up with this
12:44Plan B thing, the, the pill, the thing, and, and that's when you had to go to the pharmacist
12:49to get it, and get, like, a script.
12:51And whisper.
12:51Or something to get it.
12:52Oh, wow.
12:52It was like, it was a big deal back then.
12:54I called, and I'm talking about three o'clock in the morning, and I called, like, hey, I
12:57just messed up.
12:58Yeah.
12:59I, what's that pill thing?
13:00Um, she's like, you can get it tomorrow.
13:01It's no big deal.
13:02I'm like, so I can go to sleep tonight?
13:04Like, it was, I, we were bugging.
13:05Wow.
13:05And it was, and it was, but it was before I had my daughter, but it was with the daughter's
13:10mom.
13:10Mm.
13:11Okay.
13:11We were just like, all right, we ain't gonna keep making this mistake.
13:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:14I've, um, I've only had to do it twice.
13:16I'm usually pretty careful.
13:17All, you know, honestly, I'm usually pretty careful.
13:19So both times, it was a situation that it just, you know, it kind of.
13:24Oh, I'm sorry.
13:25You're running around here without any.
13:27No, no, no.
13:27I had one on it.
13:28It broke.
13:29It broke.
13:29It broke.
13:30Now you don't be held back.
13:32Yeah.
13:32Yeah, okay.
13:33No, I'm usually pretty good about that.
13:34And, um, the first time, it actually kind of ruined, I wouldn't really call it a relationship,
13:40but, like, the girl I was talking to, I really liked her, honestly.
13:43She didn't want to take it in front of you?
13:44No, no, no.
13:44She did.
13:45She took it, but it made her sick for a couple days, and I think those couple days of her
13:51being sick kind of, like, realized that I was a bad idea, and after that, it was just
13:56never the same.
13:57There are side effects.
13:58It did make you sick, because it made Jen sick.
13:59Yeah.
14:00Yeah.
14:00Yeah.
14:01She didn't want to deal with me after that.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Yeah, after that, it was like, all right, next time this happens, we're having a kid, and guess
14:06what?
14:07We had a kid.
14:08And we're done.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Oh, oh, y'all staring at me?
14:11Oh, yeah, that's on YouTube.
14:12Yeah, what's up, babe?
14:13I bought my first one in college, because I was on that grind, and I did not want to
14:19have a baby, and...
14:21You was grinding on what?
14:22What was you grinding on?
14:23Who was grinding on?
14:23I was working.
14:24No.
14:25I was in college.
14:26I literally had three jobs, and I was like, I'm not about to have a baby, and then, I don't
14:30know, maybe, like, three times in my entire life.
14:32You must have had some days off.
14:36Late, late.
14:36You weren't working too much.
14:37Late at night.
14:38Yeah.
14:38Yeah, that was it.
14:39Oh, okay.
14:40All right.
14:41Wow.
14:41Well, good job, you guys, going around the room.
14:43That was great.
14:44That was very good.
14:45Marcus, you have gone through without using your plea again.
14:48Woo!
14:48Yeah.
14:49Wow.
14:49Okay.
14:50All right.
14:50Well, that is, we are wrapped up with...
14:52I plead the fifth.
14:53I plead the fifth.
14:56Five.
14:56One, two, three, four.
14:58Beep.