A listener sent an e-mail about his buddy urinating while in the crowd at a concert which leads to Chuck and Andy doing the same thing as old guys at a U2 show.
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00:00all right uh here's another email that came in over the weekend uh he said first off guys
00:09lifeless eyes uh didn't know if i should send this out but gotta see what comes out of it
00:14i went to one of the best concerts of my life last night except for a couple of terrible moments
00:20throughout the night while standing in the pit area my very drunk a-hole best friend decides it
00:26would be a good idea just to whip out his johnson and start pissing on the floor right in front of
00:31himself oh and on me and my girlfriend who were standing in front of him oh boy what a friend so
00:37he's in the pit and he's pissing does that happen a lot of this all the time that's disgusting you
00:40guys i saw people i saw people peeing at you too okay so you should up and go to the bathroom
00:46you're lazy sons of bitches at you well at you too they had their bladders can't handle i know that
00:52oh they're old but i mean they forgot their defense they've heard the songs you know what
00:57i mean you've heard the songs you can yeah you can go to the job right no one's no one's fighting
01:06if i go now i'm gonna miss bono swinging on his microphone it's true you will there's a good
01:11chance of that plus like you two they had that crazy stage set up you know where you can get like
01:16inside like a little circular area of the stage that's a heck of a walk from the bathroom it was a
01:20long way but this person was towards the there was no like i was way on the outskirts you know
01:26like not even i had my kids they were like who are these people right i was like uh on the outskirts
01:32and i could watch people like you're right on the edge not on the edge but like you're right at the
01:39edge of the crowd lisa's old people youtube joke is killing her right i know it was a good one
01:44laughing at it
01:46other people laugh it makes me laugh
01:48um i am picturing just an old dude peeing like
01:51how long how long
01:53how long
01:55yeah no and
02:00but he was the guy was peeing like like two people in
02:03that's crazy you know i mean you're not
02:05you're not you're not gonna lose your spot you know what i mean
02:08so i just can't stop getting the image of all these old guys at a youtube show just
02:14and chuck
02:16i've got to take a leak
02:19hey give me that bottle
02:20there you go
02:21yeah get it bud
02:24my prostate you know what i mean
02:27it takes a long time
02:29if you walked now to the bathrooms you'd miss all this
02:32go down
02:34it's dark
02:35you're spraying
02:36can't rule
02:37your heart
02:38oh
02:39getting it everywhere
02:40i think i got a kidney stone
02:42oh yeah that's
02:43oh
02:43i don't know bud
02:45ow
02:45oh no does
02:46trace
02:47i can't believe you're still peeing
03:00i am
03:01it's a slow trick
03:03it really is
03:04barely comes out
03:05you got your doctor on that huh
03:06oh yeah he's looking at it
03:08he uh
03:09checking out my prostate says it's a size of an apple
03:13i bet i bet i mean that thing is just trickling out
03:15that bottle is
03:16couldn't even get a finger in
03:18yeah that's crazy
03:19still peeing
03:21still peeing
03:22the entire length of vertigo you've been peeing
03:25oh my god
03:26swing into the music
03:28swing into the music
03:29are you singing along or is that a pain scream
03:36hello
03:36hola
03:38i've got vertigo
03:41you had piss all over your khakis
03:43oh jeez
03:45i wasn't even holding it in the bottle
03:47no you weren't you missed it
03:49it was when you were singing along i didn't know if you were singing or passing another stone
03:52both
03:54that was both
03:55we gotta go to concerts more often
03:57yeah i have a great time
03:59yeah oh i'm peeing now too
04:01but i don't have a bottle
04:02i'm just gonna let it rip
04:03you didn't wear you to pens
04:04i didn't
04:06glad you wore those tight jeans tonight
04:09i did i did
04:10i wanted to show off my wiener
04:12smart
04:13you know it's a rock show
04:15yeah
04:16that's why i'm in leather pants
04:18it's goddamn awesome
04:19you gotta piss all over those leather pants
04:20all of this can be yours
04:22that's how dark it is
04:24i know i see that
04:25you need more you need to hydrate more
04:27i never drink water ever
04:30probably why i have kidney stones
04:31your kidneys are a mess i bet
04:33yeah
04:34hold on i love this part
04:36my friend's got vertigo
04:39it's true i do
04:40literal vertigo
04:42things get shaky from time to time
04:44i'm giving it right now
04:47me
04:49ow
04:50ow
04:51don't push
04:53kidney stones are on me
04:55let it work its way out
04:56ow
04:57ow
04:58i better i better kneel
05:00i better kneel
05:01yep kneel down
05:02the old guys
05:05hey where's kneel
05:06hey kneel
05:06yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
05:16yeah
05:16yeah
05:17you know what i am gonna go to the bathroom
05:19i'll be right back
05:20all right go
05:20you're number two this time
05:21yeah
05:22old guys at the u2 show
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