The show talks about how Dave's to-do list for the day is increasing after he realizes that he needs to get a video removed from a certain website.
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00:00An adult film shot at the public library in Santa Monica, California, while it was open.
00:11Now people are outraged after the video showed up on Pornhub.
00:13This has got to be the trend, right?
00:15There was that Massachusetts gas station where they filmed the porn while it was open.
00:19And they were threatening to shut that guy down.
00:21So I found that porn.
00:22Okay, we probably can't listen to it.
00:24No, we probably can't.
00:25Oh, wow.
00:26It starts out pretty graphic.
00:28Oh, my God.
00:29That's in the library?
00:30Yeah, they did more than I would have thought.
00:34I thought it was just her touching herself.
00:36That's what I thought, too.
00:37No one's in the library.
00:39They can do this thing.
00:40Yeah, you're right.
00:41She's doing stuff on the streets.
00:43Yeah, she's performing on him on the streets.
00:45Wow, she's riding him on the streets.
00:48Full on stuff.
00:49That's the racial ray right there.
00:51They never show his face.
00:52They just show his dong.
00:54He's like every guy who shoots the POV.
00:57Yeah.
00:57Well, let's see how many views it's had already.
01:0041,466.
01:01She does a lot of this.
01:02Is this the per-click site that they were talking about?
01:05Yeah, Pornhub.
01:06Okay.
01:07It's a Pornhub page.
01:08You like YouTube.
01:09Yeah.
01:12Not as many as I thought.
01:13I mean, still quite a bit, but you'd think...
01:16Man, that means someone made a fortune off of you.
01:19Damn it, Dave.
01:20You should have really went after that money.
01:21I'm not putting my own.
01:23Oh, yeah.
01:24You were on there for a while, though.
01:26You're not on there anymore?
01:28Somebody made a fortune off of you.
01:29Someone made a fortune off of Dave.
01:31Did you have it removed or something?
01:33No, I didn't.
01:35They're making money on it, dude.
01:37Oh.
01:38On somebody's account.
01:39I don't even know what it...
01:41It was like a legless...
01:44You don't want to look that up again.
01:46You spelled it wrong.
01:47And talk about it.
01:48No, it's terrible.
01:49We've got to keep reopening that.
01:51As soon as it scab heals, it's like, we've got to tear it open.
01:55I think this is also the one where they called you're not very nice things.
01:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:59Because it had like 100,000.
02:01It had more than this library.
02:03So someone made money off of it?
02:05Yeah.
02:06Per click.
02:06And it was at about a million clicks.
02:08Dave.
02:10I know!
02:11That sucks.
02:12First Hot Pockets, I know this.
02:14Yeah.
02:15I'm losing money left and right.
02:16Yeah.
02:17I'm losing money left and right.
02:19Oh, man.
02:20There we go.
02:21Is it still there?
02:22It still is.
02:26I'm sure it is, yeah.
02:27I'm sure it is.
02:28Dave would have to tell them to remove it, I believe.
02:31I'll have to do that now then.
02:32Yeah.
02:33If they're making money on it.
02:34Yeah, for sure.
02:35But that's just crazy that you could take something.
02:39But it's on more than one site.
02:41It's on a lot of sites, though.
02:43That's the thing.
02:43It's not just one.
02:44It's been uploaded now to a bunch of different sites.
02:46Put that on your to-do list for today.
02:49Contact all sorts of porn sites.
02:51Porn sites.
02:52Take my video out of there.
02:53Could you please take my video down?
02:56Put that on your to-do list.
02:57Dave Hunter porno?
02:58Son of a bitch.
03:03Put that on your to-do list.
03:05Contact porn sites.
03:06There's so many porn sites you'd have to contact.
03:09There's like services.
03:11Got a busy day today.
03:12Going to contact 18 porn sites.
03:14There's like a service that you can call that'll erase stuff off you.
03:17And how much are they going to charge me for that?
03:19A lot of money, I think.
03:20Jesus.
03:24On my list today, continue lawsuit against Hot Pockets.
03:29Contact porn sites to remove videos.
03:32Pornhub, you have 58,842 views, Dave.
03:35With a 93% thumbs up.
03:37Hey, that's great.
03:39Yes, I found it on my phone.
03:40How many views?
03:4158,842.
03:43So he's got 100,000 views.
03:45Mine's done playing.
03:46Yeah.
03:48Yeah, it's worth watching it.
03:50It's very erotic.
03:51Yeah.
03:54Erotic.
03:54Erotic.
03:55He uses that word a lot.
03:56Erotic.
03:57It's very erotic.
04:02Oh, God.
04:04Some people are like, did Dave do porn?
04:06Yeah, I know.
04:07I guess.
04:07People are like, wait a second, did Dave do porn?
04:09Jesus.
04:10Don't know.
04:10They don't know.
04:11Yeah, Dave did a porn.
04:13Yeah, Dave did a porn.
04:15Dave's on Pornhub.
04:16He's the international man of mystery.
04:21He took on Hot Pockets.
04:23He took on Pornhub.
04:25He got his video removed from Pornhub.
04:28If you want the video, do you have a text to link into the video?
04:30No, I don't.
04:31I don't ever need to see that again as long as I live.
04:34Well, if you need it to try to help fight to get a ticket.
04:36Yeah, you're going to need that link.
04:38You're going to need that link.
04:41It's copyright material.
04:43Again, it's just on my list of things to do today.
04:45Yeah, you got it.
04:46Contact Pornhub.
04:48Take it to the top, Dave.
04:49I need to speak to the head of Pornhub.
04:53You can get the head of Pornhub on the line.
04:56Yeah.
04:56That guy lives on the moon.
04:57That guy is probably one of the richest people.
05:00Do they have a 1-800 number?
05:03That's a fine question.
05:04I doubt it.
05:05Let's see.
05:05Imagine how many weirdos would be calling Pornhub, the 800 number.
05:09Yeah, like, can you call me?
05:09Hi.
05:10He's going to call us?
05:11Hi.
05:12Is this an operator?
05:13Oh, hi.
05:14I got you on two phones.
05:16Hi.
05:16This is exactly how...
05:17This is exactly how a scammer gets old people all of their money.
05:26Because they go...
05:28Do you think that company has a 1-800 number?
05:32And then they're like, hello?
05:35Hello?
05:35Yes.
05:36Pornhub.
05:37Yes.
05:37Yes.
05:38Yes.
05:38Yes.
05:38Yes.
05:38That is us.
05:39We need access to your computer.
05:40This is legit here.
05:41No.
05:42Dude, look at that.
05:43No.
05:43No.
05:44No.
05:44No.
05:44No.
05:44No.
05:45No.
05:46No.