Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Andy would handle being a judge after a Zoom hearing from Michigan went viral with a judge getting mad at a guy for logging in with the name 'Butt F***** 3000'.
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00:00we talk so often about in these crazy times virtual court is happening and that's leading
00:11to some interesting moments in itself one just happened in centerville michigan this week
00:18a guy pops up to appear in a zoom court hearing yeah the judge was not happy with this guy's
00:28screen name okay i guess you can choose it uh here is i gotta do the edited version here of this
00:36good morning sir what's your name nathaniel saxon sir your name's not but three thousand
00:43right here logging into my court with that as your screen name what kind of idiot logs into court like
00:52that what's your name again nathaniel saxon sir but i don't believe that i typed anything like that
00:59and well that's what it says i apologize yeah you should i'll put you in the waiting room you can
01:06sit in limbo for a while and think about what you call yourself online
01:12so his screen name is butt effort 3000 these judges are getting annoying to me
01:18oh they are they think they're i think dude i think that's how they always are we're just seeing
01:24it now on zoom yeah right i think so that's how they always act yeah i think you're right so i was
01:29on like a zoom thing i think it was zoom with my parents and stella and rowan and stella kept
01:36changing her name during the meeting during the me it would like pop up and it would be
01:41yeah you can choose whatever you want it to be so either someone set him up
01:46because he has no idea how to do stuff or he put it in himself that's hilarious if you ask somebody
01:54hey i gotta go to court we've set up my zoom
01:56yeah sure here hold on i appreciate it in there i appreciate it cool yeah okay you're in
02:00just put me in as andy green yeah no yeah i gotcha i gotcha b-u-t-t-f-u-
02:07thanks for doing that you are 3000 no problem man anytime and then uh uh sir can you state your
02:19name please in this court andy green that is not what it says on your screen you jackass
02:26uh it should well it does not say andy green can you read to me what it says on your screen
02:32as your username please oh that says uh butt hey oh you just noticed that i was just playing
02:39a joke that's my uh my friend set up my zoom account well who are you zooming with by the way
02:44hold me in contempt and that's it jailed for you oh no jailed for you if i was a judge and
02:49your day sucks i'd be like dude that's hilarious oh my god
02:54i said we go to lunch case closed case closed case closed a little bit of weed who cast case
03:10right yeah you're yeah i'd be like why do i remember this song this is something you remember
03:21what is this your theme song here comes judge yeah hell yeah it's gonna be a good day in court
03:31today get your novelty names out everybody's favorite judge it's me judge hey all the cases are
03:41closed you knew an old judge song yeah shorty longs here comes the judge oh the world i don't know
03:52i was big into motown oh yeah yeah i've never heard this no i don't know why a judge hasn't used this
04:01theme song though it's great it's amazing yeah yeah you come right into court during this part
04:09oh yeah amazing that's sweet robes
04:14my god that's incredible that's the real story with that song shorty long
04:25here comes the judge yeah officer green bean or i'm sorry judge green bean wouldn't last too long
04:32because you just you'd let too many people off that's right they're like you haven't jailed anybody
04:35in eight years i just don't believe in it on the other side you'd punish people that did stuff you
04:41didn't like that's that's true that's true i'd be like you were late to chipotle because you were
04:47committing a crime all right five years five years hard time five years hard time probation you must
04:55not leave the chipotle yep never leave that chipotle you understand you're going to report to me when
05:00you get to work yeah oh someone said apparently his sister set up the zoom call for him see
05:06see that's what it was oh that's amazing that's hard no that's not amazing sister of the year award
05:13yeah that's horrible well she probably hates him yeah i mean sister that's an incredibly mean thing to do
05:21you could have sent your brother to jail well did he go to jail or anything they don't say huh no they
05:29just released this clip i mean i the sister's amazing if that's really if that's what happened
05:35if the sister signed him in and i got called him his screen name but after three thousand
05:39this is gonna be a price to pay i think that's not cool