Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a judge who took matters into his own hands in court which leads to the discussion of how Judge Dave would have handled the situation.
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00:00This circuit court judge in Jackson County, Michigan, is making some headlines today.
00:13He sentenced this defendant for violating a personal protection order.
00:17And when the court officer had trouble cuffing him,
00:19the judge actually rips his robe off and jumps into the fight.
00:25Really?
00:26The video just came out.
00:28We put it up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com, or James will put it up there in a little bit.
00:31Two other things make the video awesome.
00:34First, the judge's name is John McBain.
00:38Okay.
00:38And even before the altercation, he was upping the guy's sentence every time he talked back,
00:43just like the principal in the breakfast club did, which I thought was awesome.
00:46Oh, wow.
00:47He started out with three days in jail.
00:49Okay?
00:49Three days.
00:50You got three?
00:52Four!
00:53He went to 45.
00:54Oh, wow.
00:55Then to 93.
00:56Oh, Jesus.
00:57Then finally, the guy ends up with a whole year in county jail because he can't shut his mouth.
01:03Now, I can't play a lot of it because there's a lot of swearing from this defendant,
01:08but I will play a bit of it here.
01:10And you can take it.
01:11365 days, county jail.
01:13I can't do that.
01:15I'll peel it.
01:16I will.
01:17Good.
01:17Put your hands behind your back.
01:19Now I'll leave you alone.
01:20I'm going to leave you alone.
01:22Tell me right now.
01:23Put your hands behind your back.
01:24Put your hands behind your back.
01:30Tase his ass right now.
01:31Tase him.
01:32Tase his ass.
01:33Choke him, for God's sake.
01:34Come down.
01:36Choke him.
01:36Tase him.
01:37All right?
01:38Oh, f***.
01:38Get your teeth right now.
01:40I'll pull my hand down like that.
01:45That's a guy who must enjoy jail because, uh...
01:49But it's like, not the judge you'd expect.
01:51When I first read the story, I'm like, it's going to be like a Samuel L. Jackson kind of judge.
01:54Yeah.
01:54But it's like Dave Hunter, the judge.
01:56Right.
01:56Like, Jesus, I've had enough!
01:58I can't take it!
01:59Tase him!
02:00Choke him!
02:02Like, he just snapped, right?
02:04Yeah.
02:04It's just like this real uptight white judge just snapped.
02:07Yeah.
02:07Yeah, he's done.
02:08Rips his robe off.
02:10See, there he is with the robe.
02:11I hate disrespect.
02:14That's it.
02:14That's totally Dave.
02:15And that's how it all...
02:16Yep.
02:17Judge Dave.
02:18Judge Dave.
02:19Hold on a second.
02:21Let me get him a couple shots in on this guy.
02:25That's a little son of a bitch.
02:27Oh, man.
02:28You know how popular Dave's judge show would be?
02:30Oh, my God.
02:31He's just punching guys left and right.
02:33I wonder if he'd have, like, a bailiff, like a smooth bailiff, like Judge Judy's Burt.
02:37Oh, it'd have to have to have to.
02:39Oh, yeah.
02:39You believe this guy, Burt?
02:41Come on, Burt.
02:41Let's get him!
02:43There he is.
02:43Jesus Christ!
02:45Take this robe off!
02:45I got him.
02:46Hold on a second.
02:47Hold on a second.
02:47Shoot him and kick him!
02:49Let's go!
02:50Let me get a few shots in here.
02:52Can't be kick-headed!
02:54Keep stomping him!
02:55Stomp him!
02:56Stomp him!
02:57Is he the one who said tase his ass?
02:58Yeah.
02:59That's him, man.
03:00Tase his ass!
03:02Yeah.
03:03That's a joke.
03:03Five days to how did you?
03:05Tase his ass!
03:06What the hell?
03:07Put him down!
03:11Put him down!
03:12That's a lot!
03:13Are you all right?
03:13Oh, f***!
03:14Did you take me?
03:15Here comes Dave.
03:17Get in here, you little son of a bitch!
03:20You're gonna chew him out of the linquet!
03:24I'm gonna teach you to mess with a judge!
03:28I'm gonna kick your face in!
03:31Kick him!
03:32Kick him!
03:33God damn it!
03:38Brought a knife!
03:39I'll stab him!
03:39I don't care!
03:41Stab him in his lung!
03:43Chop his hand off!
03:48Yeah, it's different.
03:49Dave's court.
03:50Judge Dave.
03:51Judge Dave is different.
03:54Chop his hand off!
03:55You want to steal stuff, do you?
04:00Hang him!
04:01Let's hang him!
04:04True justice on Judge Dave.
04:06Let me tell you.
04:07Justice done right.
04:08That'll be my slogan.
04:09Justice done right.
04:11Good night on Judge Dave.
04:12Dave ends up in jail for longer than all of the people who've seen court in jail.
04:17Stop your honor, please!
04:20Please!
04:20Stop it!
04:20I hope you've learned a lesson.
04:22Oh, my eye's out!
04:23Yep, that's right.
04:24I took it out.
04:26It's never going back in, either.
04:28It'll not be right.
04:29I'll stop!
04:30I'll stop with the sass!
04:31You better, goddamn.
04:33I'm about to chop your tongue out.
04:35Please, no, no!
04:36Three days!
04:37Suck it up, buttercup!
04:39Oh, Gene McBainway!
04:41That's a couple warning shots.
04:43Oh, it's just a simple traffic infraction.
04:46That's right.
04:47Starts, that's how it starts.
04:48Oh!
04:49Traffic infraction, then you're jaywalking.
04:52I'd love to say that I'm offended by it, but I'm not at all.
04:57No.
04:57We need more justice like Judge McBain.
04:59Well, don't say that too much.
05:01You need judges to be pretty cool-headed.
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