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00:00Chuck, what are you doing man?
00:04Oh dude, I'm stuck in a goat hole.
00:06A goat hole?
00:07Yeah, I'm watching goat videos.
00:09Oh, like funny goat videos?
00:11Oh my god, they're the best, these goats!
00:13They're hilarious, I love watching goat videos.
00:14Especially the one guy that screams like a human.
00:16Oh, they all scream like humans.
00:18Help!
00:19Help!
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00:25Oh, that's too funny.
00:27I love it.
00:28Aw man, it'd be sweet to live life as a goat.
00:31Dude, not a care in the world, you're a goat!
00:34Just climb on things, chew up whatever you want, poop wherever you want.
00:38Anybody gets it in your face, you headbutt them right in the nuts!
00:40Oh, yeah!
00:41Sweet.
00:42Dude, I'd love to live my life like a goat.
00:58Joey, what's the most?
00:59Looks good.
01:00I'll pass my horse.
01:01I'll pass my horse into the living room!
01:02Oh, yeah!
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01:06Now, if you're a princess, let's go, hey!
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01:24Oh, my God.
01:54Show us the way
02:14You're not doing I'm gonna put a job. I'll be okay. I can jump the works by the simulator
02:24simulator
02:50Hey, we're
02:54Back back with another episode of two ghosts one video game
03:02This is a goat thing we got going on listen if you can't guess we we reviewed if you guess goat simulator
03:09That's right goat simulator very interesting video game. I
03:15got it off of
03:17That's why I live Xbox live for free
03:19We do it. I believe the game is available for PC and a bunch of different other platforms
03:24You play it on wherever pretty much any would way you play video game
03:27I believe you can play goat simulator. It's been out for a little while
03:31Essentially it combines I think like 20 off pro skater grand theft auto, but as a goat
03:36Yeah, and it's a lot of fun. I thought I thought the game was a blast
03:43Yeah, you know, it's one of those things that I've known goat simulator was out there for a long time
03:48And I just thought goat simulator like why would I want to
03:53Simulate yeah my life as a goat
03:55Yeah, walk around the farm yard or the farmhouse eating grass
03:58I thought I'd be like all look. I ate enough leaves. I have leveled up. No. Yeah, that's not what it's like
04:05It's a very glad we got it's awesome. It's essentially they put you as a goat
04:08You know what a couple different city scenarios
04:11Terrorize the whole town
04:13Yes, the more mischief that you come up with the higher your smaller points
04:19Yeah, whether you're not gonna holders into barbecues
04:21You're having a satanic ritual. Yeah, where you sacrifice humans or even getting abducted by aliens in outer space
04:26It's all there in this interactive like bad parts of the game
04:32Pardon my language. It is a glitchy ass
04:36And oh my god, there's a lot of glitches so if you look the glitches you'll have a blast
04:41But I mean you you're a goat. It's like you're trying to simulate physics and stuff. So you're flying all over the place. You're falling off buildings
04:49You're getting stuck in stuff. It's a real glitchy, but if you can look past that so much
04:55Yeah, I mean I thought that the when I had the jetpack on I expected to be able to just sort of fly
05:00It's almost like strapping like a firework to your ass and trying lighting it and you just spinning around and around so it made a little difficult
05:11But yeah, it's glitchy in spots. I would have liked the worlds to be bigger and to be more
05:18You know larger larger cities more things to do obviously, but you know, you're a goat
05:25So you're already doing more stuff than probably what most
05:28Goals do in their goat lives. Yeah, so you should be happy with that, but what we weren't
05:32You're always wanting more. It's like this a silly ridiculous game. It's got like really bad music in the background
05:38Yeah
05:39The people talk to you with bad accents like you walk up to a human and interact with them
05:44And they'd be like, oh, it's a monkey
05:46It's a $10 game. I mean like I said it was free for if you had xbox live, so I mean
05:53You can't really beat it. I mean it's gonna be a little glitchy, but you're a goat that licks things
05:59It jumps off high and you're climbing up towers you're climbing in the buildings or bouncing on mattresses
06:06Something that you would want to do for fun as a kid you can do this as a goat
06:09So listen if you guys have any ideas of other video games you want us to review
06:16Simple you just email us. Yeah, the email is Dave and Chuck the Freak at
06:22WRIF.com it helps if you put two guys one video game in the title so we know yeah
06:27We get a lot of emails. It's usually like people sending us pictures of the private parts
06:30So it's true need to separate the private parts from the actual good useful information
06:34So make sure you put some sort of a two-guy one video game notation
06:37We want to give a real special thank you to Rob Miller
06:39You might recognize him from sci-fi network space off show. He was a competitor on there local guy
06:43He came out he dressed us all up as goats. He took a 45 cent budget made it with like a million dollar budget
06:50He did a great job. I want to make sure you show him support check out the Facebook page. It's facebook.com slash WMB custom creations or
06:59WMB custom creations dot com
07:01So make sure you give him a like show him some support check out his stuff. It's honestly
07:06When it comes to monsters or crazy off the wall stuff with serial characters all sorts of cool stuff
07:12He's got it up there. You can check it out. It's very cool. Yeah, very cool work
07:15He totally helped us out. Look at this. He built this for us. Look at him
07:20Yeah, he's the hottest goat I've seen in a long time
07:25And Chuck is Scottish so he knows a lot about hot goats. I know everything about hot goats
07:31You