Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Axl Rose filling in to sing for AC/DC and the discussion quickly turns to what a Karaoke Showdown would be like between Chuck & Lisa.
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00:00well acdc has made it official axl rose is their new singer really this was a rumor many people
00:12thought was simply that a rumor and there's no way it could be true it is true axl rose is
00:17replacing brian johnson who split with the band after his doctor said he was at risk of permanently
00:22losing his hearing well my whole thing is just you know you need someone who can sing a little
00:28bit like brian johnson so axl can maybe get there like his vocal range is how would you like just
00:36know every single word though to another band's all their songs teleprompter yeah i'm sure he'll
00:43be up on a big screen you know i don't know if there's a written if the lyrics to acdc songs
00:49are written down because i don't think some of them are words
00:53i've got the biggest balls
01:20i've got big balls
01:23i've got big balls
01:25they're such big balls
01:27they're dirty big balls
01:29and he's got big balls
01:32and she's got big balls
01:34and she's got big balls
01:36sounds like you're drunk
01:41his balls are drunk
01:44i was telling everybody
01:45i was telling everybody
01:48i was telling everybody
01:50oh my god great balls are fire
01:56i've got big balls
01:58i've got big balls
02:00they're such big balls
02:02dirty big balls
02:04dirty big balls and he's got big balls and she's got big balls
02:11i'm gonna take chuck karaoke singing but he's gotta sing just like that
02:21people would be like what is he just blah blah blah
02:24and sing like three of the words
02:27yeah
02:27i never thought about going to a karaoke and just messing up all the words like that
02:30that's hilarious
02:31i want to deal with that
02:33people would react
02:34like the karaoke enthusiast would be pissed
02:36oh yeah
02:37like lisa
02:37like if i was that
02:38i'm not an enthusiast
02:39no but i'm saying if i was that
02:41you know lisa
02:41she was insulting you compared her to a karaoke
02:44she's an enthusiast
02:45yeah i'm not at all
02:46do you own a karaoke machine
02:47i still do but i don't use it
02:50i haven't used it in years
02:50what i'm saying though
02:51what i'm saying though is
02:52if i was at a lease away
02:54i would think it was hilarious
02:56you wouldn't score well
02:57but it would be funny
02:58no but see this is the thing
02:59what if
03:00you wouldn't score well
03:01you think you score at karaoke
03:02see she's
03:03she's not letting me finish
03:05i'm not an enthusiast
03:06but i do keep scoring
03:07i do own a machine
03:07because
03:08what would happen
03:10okay what would happen
03:11if i picked acdc
03:13like hell's bells or something
03:15and then i did it that way
03:18and lisa's like he's
03:19i mean it's hilarious
03:20so he's not gonna score well
03:21and then at the end
03:21they were like
03:22a hundred
03:23lisa would be pissed
03:26she'd be pissed
03:27yeah she would
03:28and you wouldn't get a hundred though
03:29but
03:30there's no way
03:30i don't know
03:33it's like some karaoke enthusiasts
03:34would say
03:35i don't know what you're talking about
03:37lisa has like this
03:39this karaoke in her past
03:41and she was like
03:41she's like i don't do that anymore
03:43i don't
03:45it's the chapter of my life
03:46that the book gets closed
03:47i've chosen to forget that
03:48no because i'd go out
03:50i'd get like a decent score
03:51like 87
03:52or like an 80
03:53or maybe a 93
03:55and then lisa was like
03:56okay boots
03:57we gotta start walking
03:59all over this guy
04:00we have got to win this
04:02i'm not
04:03this is your party girl
04:04i'm not
04:05i'm not letting this guy
04:06get in here
04:07and ruin our day
04:09okay here we go
04:13you keep saying
04:19you do something for me
04:21i don't know all the words
04:25it doesn't matter
04:26i'm gonna get
04:30100 points
04:32this is lisa's song
04:37all you have to do is match the tone right
04:39in order to
04:40that's what i that's what i'm assuming
04:41and as long as i could nail that
04:43i don't know if you have to get the words perfect
04:46you know what i mean
04:46but lisa gets
04:47pretty close to perfect
04:49i'd pay money to see
04:50boots are made for walking
04:51the chuck and lisa karaoke showdown
04:53i would pay money to see
04:55because she'd be pissed
04:56if you did all that
04:57and she actually got nailed all the lyrics
05:00i mean that's why i was like
05:01hold on lisa just wait
05:02because you're saying you wouldn't be mad
05:04until my fake brian johnson
05:07starts scoring 95s
05:09lisa pulls out
05:10this ornate box
05:11with a microphone in it
05:12she's like i thought
05:13we'd never have to do this
05:14but it's time
05:17yep
05:18it's a golden crystallized
05:20box
05:21much to my dismay
05:22i hope this day
05:23would never come
05:24but
05:24the day has arrived
05:26it's time to
05:27boots it up
05:28the other one i used to do
05:30was that sweet dreams
05:31is that the one by the
05:32the ornate
05:33sweet dreams
05:34that was easy
05:35who am i
05:38to disagree
05:40i traveled the world
05:42and the seven seas
05:43that's super easy
05:44you don't have to get your voice too high
05:47shout out
05:48that's lisa
05:54here's lisa
05:54oh jeez
05:55here comes lisa
05:55with her bedazzled mic
05:57she's gonna get a hundred
05:58she comes out her hair short
06:00she doesn't get a hundred
06:01guys she's gonna throw this thing
06:03oh yeah
06:04lou's working the lights
06:06sweet dreams are made of me
06:10who am i to disagree
06:14i traveled the world
06:16and the seven seas
06:18everybody is looking for something
06:22some of them want to use you
06:25some of them want to get used by you
06:29see you get a hundred
06:30some of them want to abuse you
06:32some of them want to be abused
06:38okay i've sang so much carry on
06:53moving on
06:54moving on
06:56three dreams are made of me
07:00who am i to disagree
07:03okay i've sang so much carry on
07:05i want to kill myself
07:06yeah that's good
07:07he's like keep singing
07:08i'm like he's gonna
07:10he wants to keep going
07:11he loves it so much
07:12no i mean i do love it
07:13lisa you don't get too high
07:16you were like good technique
07:17lisa's like
07:18hmm
07:19a hundred right up into that
07:21keep your head up part
07:23yeah
07:23and you screw
07:24good eye contact
07:25yeah
07:26sweet jazz fingers
07:27nice moves
07:30oh well
07:31yeah she gave you the thumbs up on that one there
07:34yeah
07:34that's good
07:35thank you
07:36but she's not an enthusiast
07:37no
07:37no she's not
07:38she could be a coach
07:40karaoke coach
07:41lisa way
07:42karaoke coach
07:43you