Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a recent R. Kelly concert in Detroit and how a fan grabbed his crotch while he was performing a song.
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00:00r kelly performed in detroit friday night yeah he was at the fox theater and a female fan
00:15grabbed his junk while he was singing and he was definitely surprised i mean he literally
00:23was asking for it like he lyric in his song was like grab my d i think or grab me or something
00:27okay yep yep so there's a video online you guys have to see um i mean this girl was caressing
00:36his crotch for a while it wasn't just a quick grab like he's kind of bent down legs spread in front
00:43of her yeah and her hand is using her hand in a towel to caress his crotch for a while in a towel
00:49or and a towel and a towel okay look at that coat yeah i need one of those same holiday coat
00:57purple fur coat with a black collar all right so uh just watch you can listen yeah yeah you can listen
01:05she is grabbing his yeah
01:12he's not really fighting he's not
01:18that's how they do it in the d he asked how they do it yes look you he was out there for a while like
01:44letting it all happen yeah he was i mean she was caressing his crotch all of a sudden it was a
01:49problem she was looking back and smiling as if it were a commercial for a product yeah exactly
01:53and she was grabbing it like a hundred times before the yeah but she went in for a real hard
02:10when it was too hard for him when she squeezed she squeezed too hard yeah to get some of the nuts
02:16yeah well that must have been it yeah what a life though when i can put on a purple fur coat
02:21yeah and stand in front of a crowd and say grab it that is grab it i think you're are you guys
02:26i don't want that you can do that dave that's actually is that your dream that's dave's dream
02:32that's when dave feels like he's really finally made it yeah exactly he's finally found my place in
02:40the world here's my little coat i can just get on stage in a purple fur coat and tell him to grab it
02:46like i've never thought to do that ever you know me neither no but dave's like wow
02:53i feel like during commercial breaks dave goes and drinks his coffee and it's like
03:20diddly do diddly do diddly do it in his mind and he's there in his purple coat in his glasses
03:24grab it
03:27grab it
03:29grab it
03:31grab it
03:31grab it
03:33grab it
03:35oh no
03:36i need more bitches to grab it
03:38all the bitches come
03:40grab it
03:41james is rubbing his crotch with a towel
03:44i'm grabbing it as far as i can
03:46i'm grabbing it as far as i can
03:47reality swirls back and james is like 15 seconds dave before we go on the air
03:51exactly
03:52oh okay
03:53yeah
03:54all right
03:54hell yeah
03:55go on and grab it
03:56back to reality
03:57i'm gonna start saying that i'm gonna get you that purple coat
04:00thank you andy
04:01jesus
04:02happy holidays
04:03i hope that when dave decides to do this it isn't when we're all around
04:07grab it
04:09oh
04:09like oh jesus
04:10here he goes
04:11like he could have done it in vegas
04:16we just got lucky i guess
04:17yeah we did
04:17oh
04:18yeah because i had too many drinks that one night
04:20we were playing with fire
04:21yeah we were
04:22a drunk dave
04:24he starts yelling at amber to do that
04:25grab it
04:26grab it
04:27they have a different relationship
04:30they do
04:31they do
04:32all right
04:33amber's got a towel
04:36and she's just
04:37she carries it with her everywhere she goes
04:39massaging dave's crotch
04:41on the high roller
04:43none of us can escape
04:46dave's up on the bar
04:48keep working it
04:49keep rubbing it
04:51grab it
04:52a bartender chick grabs it
04:54he wears that purple coat
04:59oh yeah
05:00look out
05:02look out
05:02if dave comes out
05:03if he comes out
05:05in a purple fur coat
05:06with a big giant fluffy black collar
05:09we know what we're in for that night
05:12grab it
05:13somebody's grabbing it
05:15come on and grab it
05:18that's honestly gonna be my line now
05:21grab it
05:23poor amber
05:24touch it
05:25amber's in for it
05:26lick it
05:27oh wow
05:29all right
05:29more than
05:30up
05:31not
05:31not
05:31that
05:44you
05:44know
05:44but
05:44you
05:45and
05:45I
05:46I
05:48can't
05:48lost
05:48you
05:49no
05:50I
05:50can't
05:50you
05:51I
05:52can't
05:52you
05:52can't
05:52me