Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the moments when they realized they were officially Detroiters.
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00:00we're talking about um when you realized you were officially a detroiter renee when was it for you
00:13oh hi uh penis guys penis penis we love you shahol thank you um i'm from birmingham and we
00:22are notoriously soft in birmingham sure and my husband made me take self-defense lessons
00:28when i started working in detroit okay darling if you're heading downtown you must take self-defense
00:34yes yes self-defense lessons okay um didn't know what good they would do me but we were out to dinner
00:41and some guy grabbed me by the throat and tried to mug me said give me your money
00:46and i broke his arm uh and when he was down on the ground i kicked him you said i'm from birmingham
00:53bitch you just got your arm broken by a birmingham woman good for you
01:07with a lot of makeup on wow thanks holiday what a great story i'm from must take self-defense lovey
01:16i didn't even have to drop my scone
01:18oh there's blood in my burberry scarf
01:23oh thirst and thank you for telling me to take those classes
01:30that's right my dear it was just time
01:33i knew going down to that city would be treacherous
01:36i knew the blacks would get you
01:39oh my
01:43it's very good
01:45birmingham
01:46it's birmingham
01:47the mind of birmingham
01:48the mind of birmingham
01:50birmingham
01:50that's amazing i mean she got taught some good stuff though because
01:55to snap some guy's arm
01:57yeah
01:57is impressive
01:58yeah it is
01:59because i always thought to myself i really i always thought to myself that those
02:02classes were like setting someone up for just a real bad time
02:05yeah robin's taking them and sometimes she'll be like come at me and try to grab my arms
02:09i'll be like okay and i'll do it and she'll be like
02:13get me by the thumb or something and i'm like yeah i can't murphy murphy
02:18that's good they're no joke
02:23yeah
02:23good
02:24well she'll just emerge from the shadows
02:26come on
02:27try to grab my neck
02:28she's dressed like a ninja
02:30try try something on me
02:33dare you
02:35double dog dare you
02:37like
02:38neck snap
02:39uh redneck you're on with dave and chuck the freak good morning
02:44splash
02:45hey morning ribcord
02:47ribcord how did you realize you're officially a detroiter
02:49i got propositioned by a midget hooker
02:51with soleno heels
02:53she's a little black lady
02:54uh-huh
02:55she had leather on
02:56little uh little steel studs sticking out of it
02:59me and my father-in-law she asked me about it
03:01i said no i'm gay
03:02she looked at my father-in-law
03:03my father-in-law was going uh uh uh
03:05i said hey it's just a detroit thing dude
03:07yeah
03:08dave wants to know where she's at
03:10yeah so i can avoid it
03:12jack midget hooker comes up to me
03:15probably accidentally kick her
03:17i would love it
03:19i'd love it if she was after dave
03:23be gone girl
03:25i'd pay i'd pay her like
03:28i'd pay her like a thousand dollars
03:30to just not leave dave alone
03:32no matter how many times
03:35he rejects her
03:37thousand dollars
03:39just don't take no for an answer from this man
03:42she'd do it for a week or two
03:44uh-huh
03:45for a grand
03:45yeah
03:46just stay on him
03:49that's diabolical
03:50no matter what he says
03:52keep advancing
03:53uh this one might watch him
03:55a lot
03:56touch is growing
03:57okay
03:57get away from that little black midget
04:00hooker girl
04:01go
04:02touch is growing
04:04all right so um
04:05the question is
04:06when did you realize
04:07you were officially a detroiter
04:09that's what we want to know here
04:10wendy from chesterfield
04:12how are you
04:12good how are you balls
04:14balls
04:15what was it for you
04:16my car ended up breaking down
04:18at grash it downtown
04:19and i ended up rolling into
04:22literally my car rolled into the gas station
04:24and uh
04:25all these
04:26nice
04:27gentlemen
04:28were surrounding my car
04:29giving us
04:30ladies some nice compliments
04:32and
04:32this older
04:33this older
04:35this older lady
04:37pulled in
04:38and she's like
04:38i can't leave you girls here
04:40they literally ripped me out of my truck
04:42and stole my truck
04:43from this gas station
04:44so she's like
04:45stay here
04:46don't get out of your car
04:47no black ladies
04:48i can't leave you
04:49yeah
04:49i think you'll see
04:50y'all are dead
04:55yeah
04:56yep
04:56yeah you will get those people
04:59that are you know
04:59i think there's uh those
05:01that side of detroit too
05:02which gets less press
05:03obviously
05:03but there's like the good people
05:04that'll save you from the bad
05:05yeah
05:06yeah
05:06yeah
05:07there's people that'll help you
05:08yeah that guy at the gas station
05:09was like look at that giant white man
05:11yeah
05:11yeah
05:12he's just pumping gas
05:13he's just not a care
05:14not a care in the world
05:15he's probably whistling or humming or something
05:17i think he's whistling
05:17that man is whistling
05:20oh he doesn't even know where he is
05:23hey you know you ain't supposed to be here right
05:26Dave's like washing his windows
05:28with like a squeegee thing
05:30he's squeegeeing his windows
05:31this man is crazy
05:34his windows was clean too
05:37i don't even know why he was squeegeeing
05:39this was clean windows
05:42what's on still
05:45is that the green aces theme
05:49what the hell is that
05:50yes he was nice enough to say
05:57get the hell out of here
05:59yeah
05:59you don't stop here
06:00you don't stop here
06:01but
06:03isn't it
06:04it's on still
06:04when
06:05you but
06:06you