Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the phenomenon of drunk online shopping which leads to the discussion of Lisa traveling the country in an Airstream.
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00:00have you heard of the sip and click no no well um you will it's just you haven't heard that name
00:16it's the phenomenon of drunk online shopping oh lisa kind of does this yeah lisa does the drug
00:22and click yeah yeah well it's not illegal drugs no no no um but they say a lot of people fall victim
00:31to this you know you have a couple of drinks on a friday night decide it's the perfect time to go
00:35on amazon makes sense i buy a lot of dumb things in the middle of the night well you're not drunk
00:41though but it's what is it for you like what makes you do it late night just you know boredom yeah
00:47yep and james showed me this dumb app that i just buy the dumbest stuff from all the time me too
00:53it's so stupid oh it's such useless junk it's addicting i bought a parachute what's going
01:02crossbones hold on a second hold the presses check the freak you bought a parachute it's not like you
01:09think oh okay good but what other what kind of wait is that one for training like yep a track and field
01:15three yes i bought that to tie to my son and make him run oh my god you're turning into the
01:20bryster you're gonna make your son run with a parachute on that poor kid chuck you've turned
01:28into your dad yeah that was the last thing i bought was a parachute uh let's see what else i bought
01:34are you kidding you brought a running parachute let me just tell you what i've bought in the last
01:39little while running parachute uh harmonica
01:4510 piece magnetic um drill extension it sounds like the demands of a like hostage person that's
01:54out of their mind i need a parachute a harmonica a drill extension a new aluminum alloy ballpoint pen
02:02that also is a weapon oh my god a world of warcraft um fake sword letter opener
02:12a backyard golf mat what do you need that for uh what else have i bought here uh pokemon cards that
02:24came and they were fake i was uh drinking with some friends and they are big campers and we all know
02:31i'm not a big camper like i hate camping and they are big into it and they have an airstream
02:36and they love it and they go all over the country and you know so in my started to get drunk and in
02:42that middle of that conversation i'm like that would be a great idea i'm gonna buy an airstream
02:47oh no you're not no this was but this was the i get this way like i'm like i'm gonna do it i'm
02:53gonna buy this i'm gonna yeah that sounds like that'll be fun yeah and they get excited but then
02:58they know i'm gonna sober up it's gonna be not much longer and i'm gonna go no i'm never getting
03:02an airstream you know like it takes but i've gotta like be logical like i could thankfully there was
03:07no airstream to just go out and buy this is what i mean but see this is the problem with that geek app
03:11lease here's like a airstream van that you could just drive around no that's not good i don't want
03:20that i'll tell you what lease what i'm picking up right now on your airstream thing yeah is that
03:27you need to get to mesa arizona as fast as possible that's where they all are that's what
03:31i need because the old birds down there who are dying are just getting rid of these things
03:38and they're brand new some of them fly down there and airstream it back please be like such a hippie
03:44put my field of burn sticker on the back take it around the country listen to fish
03:52we just sit here we look out the window one day and she's like
03:55like lisa was blaring the mamas in the park
04:02she said she's going to california with an aching in her heart
04:09she had flowers in her hair
04:11oh is that is lisa in her is she in her airstream again oh lisa's pulling up
04:18oh here she comes
04:19oh hey lisa
04:20lisa
04:22feel the birds
04:24she's like in there doing her hair in the window
04:27hey guys
04:28thanks for driving lenny
04:31where you in
04:32san francisco
04:34there's just like big flowers on the side of it
04:38those 60s flowers
04:41i'll be like it's the damnedest thing you'll see her
04:44she'll pull over she'll crank her mamas and papas up and just dance
04:48oh yeah
04:50oh yeah she's got like flowers in her hair
04:53i just stopped by to get some weed
04:55yeah she did
04:56and she pulls up in her airstream to andy's house
05:00and hey lisa i got your weed
05:02this is my mom's favorite segment we've ever done
05:04i pick up your mom
05:06oh my god
05:07come on linda let's go
05:10lisa's so different since she got that airstream
05:13oh yeah
05:14my mom would show you some things
05:16it's a whole new lisa
05:21life's a lot simpler now
05:23yeah
05:23she just lives in an airstream
05:27yeah
05:27in the parking lot
05:29lou rolls up
05:31he's smoking a bowl
05:32yeah
05:33lou's made for a
05:35airstream
05:37yeah
05:37that cat's ready to travel the world
05:39she's got lou dressed up like a grateful dead dancing bear
05:42i can totally see that
05:45here comes lou
05:47he's playing the keyboard
05:49yeah
05:49you've seen cats play the keyboard
05:52yeah
05:53lou's playing this
05:54in the back of lisa's airstream
05:56so as lisa shops online
06:02for an airstream right now
06:03we said he was an indian
06:04we're gonna take a quick break
06:05when we come back
06:06no
06:07no
06:07you
06:17you
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