夜明け前バラエティ トワライト 2025年4月5日 『思い出すとワーッてなる話』
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00:00New program started!
00:05We did it!
00:11Nightingale dance, Kyubangai Retro Kyogoku, and Evers joined, power up!
00:20It doesn't feel like anything has changed.
00:23Well, you know,
00:24the moment I did the project I was hoping to do,
00:27they renewed it.
00:29It's a property that can be destroyed,
00:30so it doesn't matter what you do with it.
00:32This time, we have Evers as our guest.
00:35When I was asked to join the show,
00:40I asked him if he wanted to be the goldfish boss,
00:43but he said no.
00:44Of course.
00:46What are you talking about?
00:47I think he said the same thing.
00:51Do you have any enthusiasm?
00:53I'm going to make everyone sleep over.
00:57That's a good idea.
00:58I'm going to make everyone sleep over.
01:00At this time of the show,
01:02when the nurses wake up,
01:05the nurses are watching us.
01:08It's early in the morning.
01:09The other day,
01:10I saw a video of a 60-year-old nurse leader
01:14who was watching a lot of nurses
01:17at the Jibara Sports Festival.
01:20It was funny.
01:22I was really into it.
01:24Let's invite our first guest.
01:29Here he is.
01:30Who is it?
01:31It's me.
01:33You're the yellow cap.
01:37Say it.
01:38You're annoying.
01:39What are you doing?
01:41I won't let you get away with it.
01:42If it sells, I'll never come out again.
01:45That's my line.
01:48Look at this variety show before dawn.
01:50This is the only one.
01:52This is the only one.
01:55It's totally different.
01:59It's a story that makes you scream when you remember it.
02:05Everyone has one.
02:06Irritable.
02:07Embarrassing.
02:08It's a story that makes you scream when you remember it.
02:12When you reach your limit during the talk,
02:13scream as much as you want.
02:16You still have a long way to go with EVA-01.
02:19Still?
02:21If you split it up here...
02:23You're still a guest.
02:25No, I'm not.
02:26I'm different from you guys.
02:28You look like a guest.
02:29Like a guest?
02:31You look like a guest.
02:34I'll go first.
02:35Mr. Kyogoku.
02:36This is the first episode.
02:39Nightingale Retro has become Towa Light.
02:43Was I the only one who couldn't do it?
02:46Of course.
02:48What?
02:49That's not true.
02:50Of course.
02:52He said, of course.
02:54Of course.
02:55Of course.
02:56That's right.
02:58Can I say something on this show?
03:01What?
03:02It's a story that makes you scream on this show.
03:06I went to the make-up room.
03:09Yasu-san was there.
03:11I got my make-up done.
03:13Yasu-san got his make-up done.
03:16Yasu-san gave me a massage.
03:19He did?
03:20Like this.
03:22Give me a massage, too!
03:25No way!
03:27I'm a guest.
03:29No way!
03:31I'm the host.
03:33No way!
03:35You have to win the show race.
03:37Two!
03:39Two!
03:41That's a lot.
03:43Did you get your make-up done?
03:44I did.
03:45You did?
03:47Really?
03:49Your face is still full of holes!
03:52Why do you always say that?
03:54Why did you scream?
03:56I screamed.
03:58Can I say something?
04:00Last year, when Rare Roman got two wins in a row in M1,
04:04you said you wanted to be Rare Roman.
04:07And you were criticized by the people around you.
04:09That's right.
04:10Recently, Kyogoku-san has been talking about Rare Roman.
04:15There was a time when the car article came out three times in a row.
04:20Right after the third week, I got a message from Kemuri.
04:23He said,
04:24Do you still want to be Rare Roman?
04:28Do you still want to be Rare Roman?
04:31Of course I want to be Rare Roman!
04:34He wants to be Rare Roman.
04:37I want to be Rare Roman.
04:38Isn't it something like Tonton?
04:40What's that?
04:42He wants to say something.
04:44What do you mean?
04:46He's talking to himself.
04:48When did you become so polite?
04:52A long time ago,
04:54a senior introduced me to a girl.
04:58When Machida introduced me to a girl,
05:01I was so surprised.
05:03I didn't get involved with my senior.
05:05I just met her.
05:08And I went for a drive with a girl who was about the same age as me.
05:11I talked a lot.
05:14I'm very honest.
05:16I talked a lot.
05:17I felt good.
05:19She laughed a lot.
05:21After the drive,
05:23I said,
05:24See you again.
05:25The next day, when I met my senior,
05:27I asked her if she said anything.
05:29She talked a lot about herself.
05:32I felt like I was talking to an elementary school student.
05:35An elementary school student?
05:38Because of you,
05:39I lost my mouth.
05:44I put it in properly.
05:46I put it in properly.
05:48I put it in properly.
05:49Then I lost my mouth.
05:51That's why you're cool now.
05:53That's right.
05:54Speaking of the show race,
05:56I challenged for the R1 Grand Prix.
06:00I was in the semi-final.
06:02I lost.
06:03On the day of the semi-final,
06:05there weren't many comedians.
06:07I was the only comedian.
06:09Mr. Iguchi from WESTLAND talked to me all day.
06:13We spent time together.
06:15As a result, both of us lost.
06:17Mr. Iguchi was really funny.
06:20The moment I lost,
06:22I was really pissed off.
06:25The finalists were interviewed one by one.
06:28He took me and went into all the cameras.
06:31I couldn't catch up.
06:33What's up, Carlton?
06:35He got me involved.
06:37Like a tour.
06:39He went around all the cameras.
06:42Don't come near me when I'm lonely
06:45even though I'm talking bad about young people.
06:48That's a lot.
06:50That's right.
06:51Everyone said that.
06:53I like young people the most.
06:55We were told by Mr. Iguchi.
06:58In another program,
07:00I said something a little bit.
07:03When we passed by each other at the TV station,
07:06I was nervous.
07:09Mr. Iguchi doesn't have a lot of defense.
07:12I don't have a lot of defense.
07:14Right after Mr. Carlton lost,
07:17he went to drink with R-1 people.
07:20But it was too dark for them.
07:23It was a nightclub.
07:25There was a line group with
07:27Mr. Ebihara from Marie Marie
07:29and Mr. Arakawa from E.L.F.
07:31Mr. Carlton said,
07:33I'll get dark if I stay here.
07:35Would you like to go for a drink?
07:37I said, I'll go today.
07:39He said, you don't have to.
07:41Then he came.
07:43Oh, it's a net.
07:47Why?
07:51It's good. It's simple.
07:53It's relatively dark.
07:55There were four groups.
07:58I sent it to Mr. Ebihara and Mr. Arakawa.
08:01Stop it.
08:03I'm going to be rejected by that group.
08:05Speaking of R-1,
08:07I've been on it a few times.
08:09Suddenly,
08:11the topic of the loser
08:13will be uploaded on YouTube.
08:15Until now,
08:17there was no such thing.
08:19That's why I was secretly on it.
08:25If it's uploaded on YouTube,
08:27I won't be on it.
08:31Lose.
08:33It smells good.
08:35I don't know.
08:37Why?
08:39You used a lot of comedy.
08:41That's right.
08:43It's because of YouTube.
08:45Did you get permission from Minowa?
08:47No, I didn't.
08:49That's why I can't forgive R-1.
08:51It's because of you.
08:53It's the final of the two, isn't it?
08:55Don't talk about that.
08:57Minowa told me on the radio.
08:59What are you doing?
09:01He said,
09:03I have a 512GB iPhone.
09:05That's a lot.
09:07That's a lot.
09:09He told me to fill it up with apps.
09:11As a punishment?
09:13Yes.
09:15I put in 1220 apps.
09:19There are strange things
09:21because there are 1200.
09:23When Ohtani Shohei sold a home run,
09:25he put in an app called Tsuuchikuru.
09:27He put it in.
09:29Right?
09:31What?
09:35Because he sold a home run the other day,
09:37he put in a Tsuuchikuru, Ohtani!
09:39What?
09:41What's going on?
09:43What's going on?
09:45What's going on?
09:47What's going on?
09:49What's going on?
09:51He didn't put in a Tsuuchikuru.
09:53He complained directly.
09:55What do you mean by that?
09:57It's the same.
09:59Minowa also has
10:01a strange side.
10:03No, no, no.
10:07Sasaki saw Minowa's strange story.
10:11Minowa and I
10:13brought coffee from a cafe the other day.
10:15We brought it home
10:17and made our own straws and gum syrup.
10:19Minowa took care of the garbage
10:21and said,
10:23I'm going to throw it away.
10:25I tried to throw it away,
10:27but there was no trash can around me.
10:29Minowa picked it up,
10:31put it in the cash register,
10:33and threw it away.
10:35Wait a minute.
10:37Oh, it stinks.
10:39Who did that?
10:41It smells good.
10:43Who did that?
10:45I don't know.
10:47It's a dream.
10:49It's a dream.
10:51There's a part where it goes like this.
10:53So it goes like this.
10:55It goes in here.
10:57It doesn't come out when it's open.
10:59No, no, no.
11:01It's a bad idea.
11:03It's no good if it goes like this.
11:05It's a good idea.
11:09I started a band recently.
11:11Is that so?
11:13Yes.
11:15I'm in the keyboard.
11:17It's the first band in my life.
11:19So I said,
11:21I don't want an opening MC.
11:23I want to do a live performance
11:25that starts with my guitar solo.
11:27That's amazing.
11:29What are you talking about?
11:31Yes, it's the first music live.
11:33It's going to be amazing.
11:35My guitar solo in the dark.
11:37Please play the song as it is.
11:39There was a rehearsal.
11:41I remembered
11:43that I forgot
11:45the pick in the dressing room.
11:47That's not good.
11:49I said, I forgot the pick.
11:51I ran back to the dressing room.
11:53That's not good.
11:59Wow!
12:01Wow!
12:03Wow!
12:05It's embarrassing.
12:07It's embarrassing.
12:09After the song started,
12:11everyone was nervous.
12:13I made a lot of mistakes in the first song.
12:15I said, I'll do it again.
12:17And I did it again.
12:19What?
12:21It was too funny.
12:23I said, I'll do it again if I make a mistake.
12:25That's not good.
12:27About a year ago,
12:29I did a live performance
12:31with Kyubangai Retro
12:33and KINGYO BANCHO.
12:35I did a corner live
12:37with bare upper body
12:39and one brief.
12:41It was high-calorie.
12:43The purpose of the live performance
12:45was that everyone had to do
12:47gross things for an hour.
12:49It wasn't funny.
12:51The one who did gross things
12:53won the live performance.
12:55No one asked me if I was going to be on the show.
12:57Wow!
12:59It was hard.
13:01It was popular.
13:03Everyone did gross things for an hour.
13:05I did my best to lick my nipples.
13:07In the end,
13:09the one who didn't look gross
13:11was me.
13:13What?
13:15You licked your nipples?
13:17Yes.
13:19The punishment game was
13:21to walk around the audience
13:23and say,
13:25I'm the champion of M-1.
13:27The audience could
13:29take a video of it
13:31and post it on SNS.
13:33The next month,
13:35I checked my salary.
13:37It was 3,000 yen.
13:40Are you from the Taisho era?
13:42No, I'm not.
13:44It's not that much.
13:463,000 yen in the Taisho era.
13:48It was high-calorie.
13:50I want to see Sasaki's brief.
13:52I have a brief now.
13:54Hey, hey, hey.
13:57I'm the champion of M-1.
14:01Sasaki will collapse.
14:03Sasaki's brief
14:05I want to see Sasaki's brief.
14:07Hey, hey, hey.
14:11It was high-calorie.
14:13It was 3,000 yen.
14:15Yes, it was.
14:17The punishment game
14:19was the most difficult one.
14:21Please.
14:23I'm the champion of M-1.
14:25I'm the champion of M-1.
14:27I'm the champion of M-1.
14:29I'm the champion of M-1.
14:31I'm the champion of M-1.
14:33I'm the champion of M-1.
14:35It was 3,000 yen.
14:37Really?
14:39It was 3,000 yen.
14:41You didn't receive it.
14:43I didn't receive it.
14:45I didn't receive it.
14:47Please laugh.
14:49Please laugh at the camera.
14:51What?
14:53Recently, I was surprised.
14:55Really?
14:57It hurt so much that I couldn't get up in the morning.
14:59I opened the curtains
15:01and looked up at the sky.
15:05What did I do?
15:07What did I do?
15:11You should shout.
15:13You should shout.
15:15What did I do?
15:17What did I do?
15:19The program of Fuji TV is over.
15:21The program of Fuji TV is over.
15:23Please stop it.
15:25Next, the final episode.
15:27We met
15:29when we hadn't been on M-1 for 2 or 3 years.
15:31We met when we hadn't been on M-1 for 2 or 3 years.
15:35He sent me a message.
15:37He invited me to a meal.
15:39He invited me to a meal.
15:41But, I refused.
15:43But, I refused.
15:45But, I refused.
15:47Don't miss it!
15:49Don't miss it!
15:51Don't miss it!