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00:00And then it's going to be me and you and Westloop just fucking running through pussy.
00:14Well, I'll run through the pussy, you run through the shot.
00:17Alright, let's go.
00:18Let's go.
00:19Let's go.
00:20Let's go.
00:21Dial them in.
00:22Biggest game of his life.
00:23Oh boy.
00:24Oh.
00:25Oh.
00:26Oh.
00:28Oh.
00:29Oh.
00:30Oh.
00:31Oh.
00:32Oh.
00:33Oh.
00:34Oh.
00:35Oh.
00:36Make them work.
00:37Make them work.
00:38Oh no.
00:39Oh.
00:40Oh.
00:41Time out, Dave.
00:42Time out.
00:43Time out.
00:44Time out.
00:45Gotta get rebounds.
00:46Oh.
00:47Stop turning it over.
00:48Stop turning it over.
00:49Stop turning it over.
00:50Media.
00:51Media.
00:52Media Rico.
00:53The media.
00:54Oh.
00:55Oh.
00:56Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:03They put an A, wall them off.
01:12Good, finish.
01:13Anyone else like some water?
01:16Go, go, go, go.
01:17Go, go.
01:18Go, go.
01:19Go, go, go, go.
01:20Go, go, go, go.
01:21Go, go, go, go.
01:22Go, go, go, go.
01:23Go, go, go, go.
01:24Go, go, go, go.
01:26Can we get a fucking whistle?
01:27Roger!
01:28It's off, it's off, it's off.
01:29Get the fucking rebound cameras!
01:31Get the fucking rebound!
01:32And spend, guys, spend.
01:40Hope this gets on the biggest fucking local.
01:42What?
01:43What?
01:44What?
01:46What?
01:47What?
01:55Oh, he just started calling all the numbers. He was like, I thought they were calling me
01:59I was like, no you literally went through your missed calls and started clicking on the numbers
02:04I mean, it's kind of fucked up. You're calling him. He called that guy
02:13Fuck
02:14Just one roll
02:17Send them back to fucking Rutgers man. Every miss is another opportunity and you have to capitalize. It's not negotiable
02:26There's got to be something
02:27Everyone fight. Come on. Everyone fight. Even the grotesque band members. Everyone fight
02:39It's not even fucking close it's not even fucking close
02:46What's up, how'd you get the number?
02:50Oh, yes, let's play games
02:51You want me to put your number on the biggest billboard I can find outside of Madison Square Garden. You want to play those games?
02:56Got it. Got it. Got it.
03:00I booked my flight for Friday at 9am
03:03Respect
03:05We're all making sacrifices
03:07I have a middle seat to San Antonio
03:11so
03:12Not saying I'm a hero. I'll say it. But I have a middle seat to San Antonio Rico. I'll say it. Could you imagine?
03:19Yeah, yeah you cokehead. You fucking cokehead
03:26I'm a pussy. I'm a pussy. You jerk off to fucking
03:37I have to take a middle seat on the flight Friday morning middle seat
03:41That's kind of how it works here. You put it all on the line. They they end up laughing at you. So
03:46Good season most successful run three in history in the program hit the portal
03:53That's the night that was it
04:04That was too much
04:06No, it's gonna be I'm not mentally prepared
04:18It was pretty pretty uneventful game it was more fun just watching Rico freak out
04:23I guess that's what people think when they watch me freak out about games. Titus said it to start the game
04:28He was like we're gonna know within the first minute whether this is gonna be a game and we knew within the first minute
04:33I'm gonna have a great week not being in San Antonio not having to drive to San Antonio. It's big big win for me
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05:15Try it today. I got something for Viva TV April Fool's bitch
05:20My man April Fool's
05:22Oh
05:27You waited 25 the camera wasn't even on you
05:32That's not April Fool's I've been doing scare videos here I used to do the
05:37Pile I got Dave a few times. I got you scared Dave. I got Deon Sanders once I got whoa
05:44You got me once. Oh, yeah, this is the snapchat year. Oh
05:48Oh
05:51Yeah, can I give you a task yes, I want you to scare every content person by end of the month
05:57Do you think you could get someone today?
06:00120 million percent. Oh
06:02Okay, I
06:05Can work with this
06:07Okay
06:09Going in this is perfect
06:17Oh
06:23She think we've been watching her in the bitch
06:30Yeah, that one no
06:38Kate you might stink at this. Oh my god. You missed the window. I didn't really get him as good as I wanted you. Sorry
06:48I
06:51Don't really like talking about college basketball. Yeah
06:58Stop dude
07:09No
07:11What are you fucking talking about fucking asshole, I just wanted to check in to say hello to my boy. No, don't fucking
07:18Okay, I got him
07:26You're gonna answer this fucking call I'm gonna non-stop car yo, I'm watching the yak
07:30They don't need you at this very moment. Don't rush us off the phone. I
07:34Just got the text I understand but I'm literally watching the yak live right now you are not on it
07:39So, please do not rush Matt's and I off the phone say you're sorry. No, don't say you don't say you're sorry
07:44You don't say you're sorry. How are we doing? How's how are the vibes? Oh, hello random, sir
07:51We'll call you back we'll call you back good luck on the yacht man, I just don't be disrespectful. All right Bosco. Yeah Max is here
07:59I
08:00Go you and I are just the same by the way. Yeah, just this are about a hundred about 125 pounds less fat
08:09All right, all right that was fucked up
08:11I I was just going to say that our existence is just for big cat is for the powers above us to fuck with us
08:18But it's okay
08:20No, I know I was just gonna like do a little peace treaty right there. But all right. Yeah
08:25Nothing is a piece of hey go. Hey go go go enjoy your show that you're on
08:35You started I
08:38You did start you start this hey go enjoy it. Oh wait. Oh wait, you want to do bench Bob? Oh wait. Oh, wait. Sorry. Oh
08:46Hey enjoy an early death. All right. Yeah, I mean you I I didn't even do anything right there
08:51I don't know why you this came out of nowhere
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09:20Don't have enough time to explain that it's suit day on the act and then we all wore suits because KB rolled and it was
09:26Suit week for him. So now we're accompanying him for one day of the week. All right
09:29I don't have enough time to say all that. I'm wearing a suit right now, dude. Just take a picture
09:43Our mortgage rates right now. Sell me something. Happy suit day everyone. What did you say bitch? I said happy suit day and I take it back immediately.
09:52Actually, I like my taxes. Are you walking around to do a fashion show?
09:57I'm asking to change. I changed, you still complain.
10:00Suit day on the act. Kyle got picked to wear a suit all week and we said that in
10:04Solidarity we do all wear it one day together. I think Big Cat and Peps are traveling tomorrow and Friday for the final four. So
10:11Suit's up today. We're supposed to all wear suits to the office today? I know it was the act suit
10:15But I'm not on the member of the act. Yeah, I will say my suit's a little big on me now
10:19But it kind of like swallows me. We got a good problem to have there. He spent like bid four figs on stocks.
10:25I'm not even kidding, the last one. It was for an ad.
10:28I'm not doing content today. It's all business. I'm on the business side. I get forced to wear a suit and he's called douchebag.
10:34He has made multiple portfolios. For a fucking ad. I'm not even kidding. He made so many he got in trouble for me.
10:41For an ad. The details weren't exactly clear. The SEC went after you or?
10:47No, they're afraid of me. You guys want a t-shirt to work? What is this fucking? I don't know. You say a joke. Dude Perfect?
10:55Nordstrom? Yeah!
10:57Yeah, that ain't bad.
10:59Got his ass.
11:01He calls you a douchebag because you're wearing a suit?
11:03Right. I can see that.
11:05You kind of look like the type of guy that would toast me after two dates and call me crazy.
11:10Nailed it. There's nothing funnier than an audio-based show than a suit. Looks like he's pledging.
11:15Why am I different than everyone else wearing a suit?
11:17Yeah, California casual. You think you're better than us?
11:19Kyle wears a fucking t-shirt under his. Oh, he looks great.
11:21Double-breasted? I'm talking about your body.
11:39It's taking forever.
11:41Look at me.
11:43I gotta get my belt.
11:45I'm Cody Rhodes.
11:47That's how he sounds. How many people are getting out of that thing?
11:49They've got five guys of them.
11:51They brought burgers?
11:53Look at his fancy shoes.
11:55Look at this. Long time no see.
11:57Did you call me out on your show?
11:59No, I didn't call you out. I feel he did.
12:01I called you out. He said you needed me to be there.
12:03I do need you to be here.
12:05How you doing, man?
12:07I'd love one, but no big deal.
12:09How are you, sir?
12:11Greg was the way he asked.
12:13He asked a lot.
12:15Alright, I'm going in.
12:17What's going on, gangsters?
12:19Cody, very nice to see you.
12:21Where do you guys want me?
12:23Right there on the couch.
12:25The right side of the couch.
12:27It's hot as fuck in here.
12:29It is hot as fuck.
12:31Yeah, bad timing.
12:33Really bad timing, and I've been getting heat for it all day.
12:35Will they blame it on you?
12:37They yell at me all the time. You can yell at them today.
12:39You got yours?
12:41Where we at?
12:43I know, I know, I know.
12:45What's up, man?
12:47How are you, sir?
12:49Hey, I'm Dan. Good to meet you.
12:51Welcome in.
12:53I'm not touching it until I win it.
12:55Thanks so much, man.
12:57Tell Cena PMT something.
12:59Extra pain. Thank you so much.
13:01Thank you so much, man.
13:04What a good time.
13:06What a good time.
13:08I didn't even see your monitor right here.
13:10Yeah, we do Zoom, sir.
13:12No, we don't have anything on there.
13:14It's usually just whatever a producer's timeline is on Twitter.
13:16It's usually just big tits.
13:18Well, just know,
13:20WWE will consistently tell everyone
13:22who ever comes on the show
13:24you're the number one sportscaster.
13:26I appreciate that a lot.
13:28Until you feel they're lying to you at a certain point.
13:30Oh my gosh.
13:32That was right away. I was pumped.
13:34I was excited about it.
13:36Thanks so much.
13:38Thank you, sir.
13:40It's crazy to be the juxtaposition
13:42of a put-together, handsome, buff guy
13:44and you're a long behind.
13:46And I'm like, you get to interview that guy.
13:48That's cool.
13:50You say that every time a good-looking guy comes in.
13:52Every time a guy comes in the act who's an actual man,
13:54you're like, wow, what a pleasure it is
13:56to be in the presence of a real man.
13:58Hey, Dan, we should get a beautiful woman on the act.
14:00Yeah.