Will Kap (Bong Revilla) be able to fulfill his sudden new role as Captain Barbel in his barangay?
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00:00I don't, I don't, I don't cross the line.
00:04This is the right way to lift it.
00:06Up, down.
00:08It should be like this.
00:09It should not go down.
00:11It should be like this.
00:12Why is it like this?
00:14No, it should be like this. I'm strong.
00:16You're fooling us.
00:18No, try this.
00:20Like this.
00:22I'll prove to you that I'm strong.
00:24Like this.
00:27You're fooling us.
00:29You're fooling us.
00:31Try this.
00:33I'm strong.
00:37I'm really strong.
00:39You, can you do it?
00:41Me?
00:42Yes, you.
00:43Just for that?
00:44Yes.
00:46Wait, wait.
00:48I'm new.
00:54It doesn't fit.
00:56It's small.
00:57It's small and big. It's the same.
00:59It doesn't fit.
01:00You, you.
01:01I can do it.
01:03You, come here.
01:05What's your name?
01:07Jessa.
01:08Jessa?
01:09Let's go inside.
01:10Let's go.
01:12You know what?
01:14Your upper chest should be here.
01:16It's not enough.
01:18It should be here.
01:20Do an incline.
01:21Incline?
01:22Yes, because you can see my belly button.
01:25Oh!
01:27Ouch!
01:29It's bigger.
01:31It's bigger.
01:33No, it's right.
01:34This is the measurement.
01:35And this one.
01:36It's bigger.
01:37It's just right.
01:38You can see my belly button is bigger.
01:40No, no, no.
01:41I won't allow it.
01:42I don't care.
01:43I'll do the measurement.
01:44No, no.
01:45Why?
01:46Your measurement is wrong.
01:48Oh!
01:50You saw it earlier.
01:51No, I didn't.
01:52Look at him.
01:54How?
01:55Like this.
01:56Oh!
02:00Is it there?
02:01Yes.
02:02Oh!
02:04You can do it.
02:06I can't.
02:08You can do it.
02:10You can do it.
02:12No, I can't.
02:14We're just kidding.
02:16No, we're not.
02:18We're just kidding.
02:20Wow!
02:21Your muscle is so big.
02:23Look at it.
02:24Look at it.
02:25Look at it.
02:26That's what I'm talking about.
02:27It's straight.
02:28There you go.
02:29There you go.
02:30You have a hamster.
02:31Are you ready?
02:32If you're not ready,
02:33you'll get a medal.
02:34No, I'm not ready yet.
02:35I'm not fit yet.
02:37Oh!
02:38Hi, Vivian.
02:39Hi, Cap.
02:40Hello.
02:41I'm so nervous.
02:42I just want to tell you
02:44that I'm going back
02:45to being a governess in London.
02:47What?
02:48I'm going to die.
02:49How are you going to take care of Richie?
02:51I already talked to his mom and dad.
02:53They'll take care of Richie.
02:55They're not going to get a nanny.
02:57That's good.
02:58It's hard to steal.
02:59It's hard to steal.
03:01It's hard to steal.
03:03Oh!
03:05Hey!
03:07Where are you going?
03:09Get out of here.
03:10Why?
03:11It's still afternoon.
03:12Ah!
03:13Ah!
03:14Ah!
03:15Ah!
03:16Ah!
03:17Ah!
03:18Ah!
03:19Ah!
03:21You ruined it.
03:22You even boiled it.
03:23It's really ruined.
03:24It's really ruined.
03:25Oh my God.
03:26What are these barbells?
03:28Eh.
03:29You know what?
03:30We need to exercise.
03:32What?
03:33We need to exercise.
03:34We can't face the thieves.
03:35You're right, Cap.
03:36I know a gym in Macanto.
03:38They charge P15 per session.
03:40Yes.
03:41It's okay there, right?
03:42Yes.
03:43We can all go there.
03:44It's okay.
03:45Even me?
03:46You can go there.
03:47I'll do barbells too.
03:48Yes.
03:49You can do it.
03:50You can do it.
03:51Yes.
03:52You know what?
03:53Cap really needs to grow his body.
03:55You see?
03:56It's so soft.
03:57That's too much.
03:58We might get jealous.
03:59Ah!
04:00Ah!
04:01Ah!
04:02Ah!
04:03Come on, Cap.
04:04Come on, Cap.
04:05Come on, Cap.
04:06Come on.
04:07Come on.
04:08Come on.
04:09Come on.
04:10Come on.
04:11Come on.
04:12Come on.
04:13Come on.
04:14Come on.
04:15Come on.
04:16Come on.
04:17Come on.
04:18Come on.
04:19Come on.
04:20Come on.
04:21Oh!
04:22Cap.
04:23history
04:24Hey!
04:25Wait!
04:26I'm Quintus.
04:27Wait!
04:29Oh…
04:30Hey, Cap.
04:31Cap.
04:32You good, Cap?
04:33Yes I'm good.
04:34Grab the canoe son.
04:35I'll introduce you to your instructor.
04:36He is Bert and Ed.
04:37Alright.
04:38Let's go!
04:39You have a good physique.
04:41different class.
04:42You're so drop-dead fit.
04:43How's it going, Cap?
04:45Survivor guitarist
04:46Good!
04:47It's a bit loose. I need to make it bigger.
04:50Okay, okay. No problem.
04:52It's okay, right?
04:54It's okay.
04:55You know us. We need to lift.
04:59You know, if we have a shota, we need to be fit.
05:03So that our shota won't be left behind.
05:06Do you have a girlfriend?
05:08Me? I don't have one.
05:10You don't have a girlfriend?
05:12You know, you need to do weights.
05:14Like this barbell.
05:16You need to use this.
05:18This is for your legs.
05:20And you need to use your arms.
05:22Okay.
05:24You know, you need to be physically fit.
05:29So that you'll have a shota.
05:31And you'll have a lot of shots.
05:33One to one hundred.
05:34No, no. We'll just do this.
05:36And then we'll have enough shots.
05:41Hey, is that okay?
05:43I don't think so.
05:44I didn't stretch.
05:45You didn't remind me.
05:47You didn't remind me.
05:49It's okay.
05:50It's okay.
05:51I didn't stretch.
05:53I'll do aerobics first.
05:56Because my heart beats fast.
05:59And then like this.
06:03It hurts.
06:04It hurts?
06:05What hurts?
06:07What hurts?
06:08Lipstick.
06:09What lipstick?
06:10Epilepsy.
06:11Epilepsy?
06:12What's that?
06:13I don't know what that is.
06:14Wait.
06:15Wait.
06:16Give him mouth to mouth.
06:17He needs air.
06:18Air.
06:19He doesn't need air.
06:20He needs this.
06:21You go first.
06:22Okay.
06:23That's it.
06:24That's it.
06:25Okay.
06:26Put it on his foot.
06:27That's it.
06:28Go to sleep.
06:29While he's sleeping, you lift.
06:31Let's see if he can do it.
06:32There.
06:33It's okay.
06:34It's okay.
06:35What if it hurts again?
06:36Narcolepsy.
06:37You can do it.
06:38You can do it.
06:39You can do it.
06:41Throw him him.
06:42You're at 50.
06:4350.
06:44You can do it.
06:45Can I have your bicycle?
06:46Do you have a bicycle?
06:48Your chest is big.
06:50All of you have big chests.
07:03We have to walk.
07:05You have to walk?
07:06Yeah.
07:07We're just going to walk in the gym.
07:09Okay.
07:10Where are you going?
07:11We're going to a party.
07:12You're going to a party?
07:13Okay.
07:14We're going to leave.
07:15You're going to the gay bar again?
07:16Okay.
07:17Take care.
07:19You take care.
07:20Cap!
07:21Cap!
07:22Yes?
07:23How long are you going to stay in the shower?
07:24It's going to take a while.
07:25I'm going to take a shower.
07:26The two instructors have already left, Cap.
07:27I'm going to leave too.
07:28I have to go somewhere.
07:29You just lock the gym, okay?
07:30Okay.
07:31Okay.
07:32Thank you, Cap.
07:33I'll go ahead.
07:34Take care.
07:40Neng?
07:41Yes, Cap?
07:44Can I have the clean brief?
07:50The brief?
07:51It's already here, Cap.
07:52Huh?
07:53Wait.
07:54Why is your voice getting louder?
07:58Cap, I ate something that's not good.
08:01My throat hurts.
08:05Good for you.
08:07Where's the brief?
08:09It's here.
08:10Here?
08:13Hey!
08:14Neng!
08:23Neng!
08:28It's here.
08:30I ate something that's not good.
08:33My throat hurts.
08:36It's here.
08:41My throat hurts.
08:47It's here!
09:07Let go.
09:13Let go.
09:19Let go!
09:24Let go!
09:25Let go!
09:28Let go!
09:29Team Bartman!
09:30All the way!
09:31It's a contest.
09:32Come on!
09:33Come on, everybody.
09:34You got this, man.
09:36Ahhh!
09:45You guys, are we going to have to go to Team Bartman?
09:49Woo!
09:50Woo!
09:50Everybody get in the back!
09:53Team Bartman!
09:54Come on!
09:55Woo!
09:56Woo!
09:59Oh my God, yes, oh me, oh my
10:02You're so popular, you're my favorite
10:05That's why your fans don't vote
10:07If you don't vote for Captain Marvel
10:10You're a great shot, you're different
10:12You're a bad person, that's why you're not saved
10:15That's why you raise your hands
10:18To the heroes who saved us
10:20Oh my God, yes, oh my God
10:23You're so popular, you're my favorite
10:26You're my idol, my idol
10:29You're my idol, you're my idol
10:32You're my idol, my idol
10:35You're my idol, you're my idol
10:37Though I don't want him
10:39I have no one else
10:43I even have a boss
10:45Sir Ken!
10:46Yes?
10:47What are you gossiping about?
10:50Oh, it's not gossiping
10:52Cap became a superhero
10:55Oh!
10:56Swear?
10:57Swear!
10:58Do you know Cap?
11:00He wore Captain Barbie's costume.
11:02And he's so strong.
11:04And he's like this.
11:06And he's so good.
11:09He's so tough.
11:10Yeah.
11:11He's so strong.
11:12He's so big.
11:13Is that true?
11:15Is he really strong?
11:16Does Cap really have power?
11:17He has power.
11:18Yes, daddy.
11:19It's true.
11:20I think it's because of his costume.
11:21Costume?
11:22Costume!
11:24If that's the case,
11:25what am I waiting for?
11:27I need to feature him.
11:29Feature?
11:30I'm going to be famous.
11:32Think about it.
11:33Superhero.
11:34I featured him.
11:36Yes.
11:37We did.
11:38But you know what, Vivian?
11:39Yes.
11:40Actually, Vivian,
11:41you're going to be famous here.
11:42Because there are
11:43superheroes here too.
11:45Yes.
11:46Yes.
11:47Dun-da-da!
11:48Dun-da-da-da-da-da!
11:50Dun-da-da-da-da-da-da!
11:52Dun-da-da-da-da-da-da!
11:56This one.
11:57Superhero!
11:59This is Super T.
12:01T.
12:02Super tough.
12:03Wait a minute.
12:04Wait a minute.
12:05Wait a minute.
12:06There's a broken wing.
12:08You're so stupid.
12:10This is Super K.
12:12Why is he Super K?
12:14Because he's super tough, Tony.
12:17He's so big.
12:19Wait, wait.
12:20Don't fight over there.
12:21We need to use this
12:23because it's a big scoop.
12:25Yes, yes.
12:30You know what, son?
12:32If that costume really has power,
12:35it needs to come to us.
12:37That's right.
12:38If it has power,
12:39we need to fight for it.
12:41We fight for it.
12:46Ha-ha-ha!
12:47Ha-ha-ha!
12:48Ha-ha-ha!
12:49Ha-ha-ha!
12:50Ha-ha-ha!
12:51Ha-ha-ha!
12:52Ha-ha-ha!
12:53Ha-ha-ha!
12:54Ha-ha-ha!
12:55Ha-ha-ha!
12:56Ha-ha-ha!
12:57Ha-ha-ha!
12:58Ha-ha-ha!
12:59Ha-ha-ha!
13:00Ha-ha-ha!
13:01Come here, Tony.
13:03Can I interview you?
13:05Huh?
13:06You know I'm a camera-shy.
13:08Wait, wait.
13:09What's this about?
13:10No, this is just about the barangay.
13:13And about being your captain.
13:15All right, go on.
13:16No problem.
13:17Okay, okay.
13:18Friends, action, okay?
13:21Friends, we're here at Rancho Verde
13:23to introduce you to the new modern superhero,
13:27Captain Barbell.
13:28Hey, hey, hey!
13:29Cut, cut, cut.
13:30What do you mean Captain Barbell?
13:32I'm Captain Miong,
13:33not Captain Barbell.
13:34What's that?
13:35Is that so?
13:36Of course.
13:37What are you trying to say?
13:38So, you don't want to be interviewed?
13:39I don't want to be interviewed.
13:40Wait, wait.
13:41Excuse me.
13:42Benji, I'm a bit shy in front of your camera.
13:44You're still shy?
13:45Yes, I'm still shy.
13:46All right.
13:47So, can you move aside a bit?
13:49Let's just talk.
13:50I don't know what you're saying.
13:51All right, all right.
13:52Sorry.
13:53All right, wait.
13:54Come here.
13:55What's your name?
13:56John.
13:57John.
13:58You know what?
13:59You're like this.
14:00You have to hide, okay?
14:01Because Cap doesn't want to be in the camera,
14:02so we're going to shoot him.
14:03Imagine that you're there,
14:05on the side,
14:06and you're like an investigator
14:07when you get there.
14:08You're trying to catch him
14:09when you can't see him, okay?
14:10All right, go.
14:12What's that?
14:13What?
14:14It's like he's trying to catch you
14:15before he catches you.
14:17Anyways,
14:18it's like this.
14:20Cap.
14:21Yes?
14:22You really have powers, right?
14:24Come here.
14:25Let's go.
14:26Let's go.
14:27Like Captain Marvel?
14:28Yes.
14:29Like Regine?
14:30Yes, like Captain Marvel.
14:31Come here.
14:32Are you hungry?
14:33I'm hungry.
14:34I'm hungry.
14:35I'm hungry.
14:36I'm hungry.
14:37I'm hungry.
14:38I'm hungry.
14:39I'm hungry.
14:40I'm hungry.
14:41I'm hungry.
14:43I'm hungry.
14:48You rascal.
14:49We're not flying.
14:50You pranked me.
14:52Who told you we're flying?
14:54You told me,
14:55that I have powers, right?
14:56In Captain Marvel's trailer.
14:59Oh, really?
15:00Don't deny it, okay?
15:02Well,
15:03you're denying it now.
15:05There.
15:06See that?
15:07There's a big mama.
15:08Oh.
15:09She's fighting.
15:10Why is she fighting?
15:11That's a fight!
15:13Why are you hitting me?
15:15It's not like that. It's a fight.
15:17Excuse me.
15:19Hey!
15:21Why did I hit you?
15:23Did I fight you?
15:25You didn't fight me.
15:27But you fought him.
15:29You're his brother, right?
15:31Don't answer me.
15:33Come here.
15:35You're wrong.
15:37Huh?
15:39Fight him.
15:41It's up to you.
15:43Why did you fight him?
15:45He's the one who fought you, right?
15:47Huh?
15:51Huh?
15:57Eagle One.
15:59This is Eagle One.
16:01Eagle One to Eagle Two.
16:03Eagle Two. Eagle Two. Come in.
16:05Eagle Two.
16:07Wait a minute.
16:09Eagle Two.
16:11Why is your voice so loud?
16:13Eagle One.
16:15I'm right behind you.
16:17You should be here.
16:19Come on.
16:21Ten-Four. Ten-Four.
16:23Why are we reconnoitering?
16:25You're always ready.
16:27Sorry, Daddy.
16:29Okay. Eagle Two.
16:31Let's reconnoiter.
16:33Go. Proceed to destination.
16:35Ten-Four. Eagle One.
16:37Baby steps only. Baby steps.
16:41Eagle One.
16:43This is Eagle Two.
16:45I don't think there's anyone here.
16:47There's no one here.
16:49Are you sure, Eagle Two?
16:51Roger.
16:53Eagle Two.
16:55Don't let Roger join us.
16:57We're not with Roger.
16:59Daddy, I mean okay.
17:01Okay. I knew that.
17:03Baby steps also?
17:05Baby steps. Baby steps.
17:07Thank you. Yes.
17:13Ballet steps also.
17:15Okay.
17:17Open.
17:19Open.
17:33What?
17:37What?
17:39Nothing.
17:41Try upstairs.
17:43Ten-Four. Ten-Four.
17:45Eagle Two.
17:47Concentrate, Eagle Two.
17:49Eagle One, the package is here.
17:51Okay. Good. Good.
17:53Oh.
17:55Eagle Two.
17:57Mission accomplished, Eagle Two.
17:59Congratulations, Eagle Two.
18:01Thank you, Eagle One. Congratulations.
18:03Okay. You reconnoiter outside, okay?
18:09There's snow on the mountain.
18:11There's no snow here.
18:15What are you doing?
18:17What are you doing?
18:19What are you doing?
18:21No.
18:23We're just borrowing this.
18:25I'm going to measure it.
18:27I'm going to measure it like this.
18:29Yes. That's the costume that I wore one day.
18:31Yes.
18:33That's Kuya's. That's ours.
18:35No. That's ours.
18:37That's Kuya's.
18:39Don't call me anymore.
18:41That's mine.
18:43That's mine. That was stolen by a man.
18:45You stole it?
18:47I didn't steal it.
18:49Don't explain anymore.
18:51I'll go to the gym.
18:53When I come back, it's gone.
18:55I don't care about your costume.
18:57My costume is gone.
18:59That's why I wore it.
19:01That's mine.
19:03It's dead.
19:05No. It's not dead.
19:07It's just a bone.
19:09Yes.
19:11I can feel it.
19:13I can feel it.
19:15It's a bone.
19:27It's sleeping.
19:29Yes. It's like a dog.
19:31It's sleeping.
19:33Yes. It's sleeping.
19:35What happened?
19:37What happened?
19:39It's sleeping.
19:41It's sleeping.
19:43It's sick.
19:45Where's my costume?
19:47Here's your costume.
19:49I didn't steal it.
19:53Wait.
19:55It's coming back.
19:57Why?
19:59It has powers.
20:01What powers?
20:03Isn't your costume strong?
20:05I just came back from the gym.
20:07That's why I'm strong.
20:09This costume has no powers.
20:11I borrowed it from the production designer
20:13of Captain Barbell.
20:15Showing on December 25.
20:17Where will you use it?
20:19Where will I use it?
20:21At the costume party.
20:23It has no powers.
20:25No.
20:29Hello.
20:31I'm here at the house of Captain Barbell.
20:33Yes.
20:35Why are you angry?
20:37I love you.
20:39I love you.
20:41You see?
20:43At the gym.
20:45You thought he's strong.
20:47He's afraid of his girlfriend.
20:49I know him.
20:51He's here.
20:53I think he's sleeping.
20:55He's meditating.
20:57He's praying.
20:59He's sleeping.
21:01What's that?
21:03What's that?
21:05Ouch!
21:07He's gay again.
21:09Why don't you eat?
21:11He has malice.
21:13He has malice.
21:15He wants to...
21:17Ouch!
21:19He wants to...
21:21He wants to...
21:23He's gay.
21:25I'm a narco.
21:27I'm sexy.
21:29You should wake up.
21:31I don't want to wake up.
21:33I thought you're super heroes.
21:35But you're not.
21:37What's that?
21:39You don't have a super costume.
21:41I thought my heart died.
21:43I'm not afraid of bad people.
21:45It's up to you.
21:47It's up to you.
21:49What are you complaining about?
21:53You're too much.
21:55Cap just wore the costume.
21:57Because he stole his clothes.
22:01I don't know who stole Cap's clothes.
22:03That's a big misunderstanding.
22:09I don't want to listen to that.
22:11I don't know anything about that.
22:13Maybe it's Vivian.
22:15It's Vivian.
22:17What's that?
22:19It's Vivian.
22:21It's like she's in a swimming pool.
22:25It's like she's trapped.
22:29It's like she's having a hard time.
22:35It's like she's in a basketball game.
22:37She's wearing a hat.
22:39Even if she's not wearing a hat,
22:41she's wearing a suit.
22:43A suit?
22:45Yes.
22:49What's that?
22:51Maybe she's having a hard time.
22:53Let's go.
22:59Don't go there.
23:01Let's go here.
23:03She'll bring us to the pension.
23:05She'll bring us to the pension.
23:07She'll kill Vivian.
23:09Don't go there.
23:11Don't go there.
23:13She said she's not afraid of anything.
23:17Give me money.
23:19I'll buy her a Christmas light.
23:21Give him money.
23:23He'll buy her a Christmas light.
23:29Why did you scream earlier?
23:31Why did you scream earlier?
23:33Because you stole this.
23:35I'll kill you.
23:37I'll kill you.
23:39I'll kill you.
23:51What's wrong with you?
23:53I'll kill you.
23:55I'll kill you.
23:57I'll kill you.
24:03I'm fine.
24:07I don't know what to do with my life
24:11Hey! What are you doing there?
24:13We're doing a role play
24:38Even if you don't have power, you're still our hero
24:44Long live Kap!
24:50Hey, Yogi! What are you doing here?
24:53I had a fight with Shota
24:55I need to attend a costume party
24:57And Kap, this is for you. It suits you better
25:00Wow, this is cool
25:02I might be able to be his Captain Marvel
25:04Let's continue
25:06Wait, wait, wait
25:08We haven't answered the question yet
25:10Who really stole your clothes?
25:14Excuse me, it's me
25:16What?
25:18You?
25:19Why?
25:21I stole your clothes
25:23Why?
25:24I just wanted to bring it to London as a souvenir
25:26What?
25:27You even stole my clothes?
25:30What else are you going to do with your clothes?
25:33I'll just keep it for my records
25:36Wow!
25:38It's okay, as long as it's important
25:41On December 25, Captain Marvel will be showing!
25:45That's right!
25:47Let's sing the theme song!
25:49Okay!
25:51Music, please! Here we go!
26:03Captain Marvel
26:08Captain Marvel
26:10Captain Marvel
26:12Captain Marvel
26:17Captain Marvel
26:22Captain Marvel
26:27Captain Marvel
26:29Captain Marvel
26:31I'm thinking of you all the time
26:36I miss you so much that your love is great
26:41I hope you know that I'm always waiting for you
26:46When will I be free from that fear?
26:54Captain Marvel
26:56Captain Marvel
26:58Si Erte, matapat, mabait, magino, masinog, and everything.
27:04Ginituan ang kanyang puso, kung kaya siya'y binigyan.
27:09Nang may kapal ng isang matinding kapangyarihan,
27:14siya'y si Captain Barber.
27:16Si Captain Barber!
27:19Captain Barber!
27:23Captain Barber!
27:52Welcome!
28:14Pag tinawag ko yan at nag-breakfast na sila, maubusan na naman ako ng pagkain.
28:18Pagkain, pabudin ko siya.
28:21Ito naman ang isang mga breakfast na langit,
28:23ito naman ang isang kapatay na naman.
28:25Bento.
28:27Mama, mama.
28:29Kapal ng isang gem.
28:31Gem.
28:33Kanyang,
28:35may mahal sa alam.
28:40Pwede ko na sila tawabin.
28:42Mamita.
28:47Mamaray kanganginap ko.
28:49Bai An.
28:51Mamaray kanganginap ko.
28:53Gina, bakit na? Ano kami tan?
28:55Nin.
28:57Mamitakan ako.
29:00Mamaray kanganginap ko.
29:08Mamita, mamita.
29:11What happened?
29:13Where's my mother?
29:17Call an ambulance!
29:19Mamita!
29:21Why did you suddenly disappear?
29:23Why did you die?
29:25You shouldn't have died!
29:27I'm so sorry!
29:29I'm so sorry!
29:31I'm so sorry!
29:33What happened?
29:35Because...
29:37Because I had a bad dream.
29:39A bad dream?
29:41You just had a dream, Mamita?
29:43Yes.
29:45I thought it was just a shower, Mamita.
29:47Every day I take a shower,
29:49unlike Madam Tusha,
29:51I only take a shower when it's raining.
29:53Mamita, what was your dream
29:55and why did you do that?
29:57My dream is really bad, Junior.
29:59My dream is like this.
30:01You're my children,
30:03except you.
30:05I told you!
30:07You don't know me!
30:09I'm just a ghost!
30:11You're just a ghost!
30:13My dream is
30:15you, Toto,
30:17and Rick.
30:19I married three women
30:21who look like saints
30:23but they're demons!
30:27Mamita!
30:29It's just a dream, Mamita.
30:31It's just a dream.
30:33It's just a dream.
30:35It can't come true.
30:37Imagine if you're married.
30:39I don't want that.
30:41Don't have an affair, okay?
30:43You might see women like that.
30:45That's enough, Mamita.
30:47Just relax.
30:49You're so mean.
30:51Of course.
30:53I should be like you.
30:55Just relax.
31:01Hey, you!
31:03Let's eat.
31:07Let's eat.
31:09Really?
31:11Let's eat.
31:13Go ahead and eat.
31:15But Mamita,
31:17dreams are reversed, right?
31:19What?
31:21Your dreams.
31:23You're right.
31:25You said, go ahead.
31:27You're always like that.
31:29You're always like that.
31:33Let's go.
31:53I'll get water from the bucket.
31:55I'll get water from the bucket.
31:57I'll get water from the bucket.
31:59What happened?
32:01Let's go outside.
32:03Let's go outside.
32:05Let's go outside.
32:07Let's go outside.
32:09Let's go outside.
32:19It's Mas Canggih.
32:21It's Mas Canggih.
32:23He can't do it.
32:25Mamita,
32:27he can do it.
32:29Mamita,
32:31he can't do it.
32:33He's an expert.
32:35Mamita,
32:37I have food at home.
32:39I don't know what you're talking about.
32:41That's all.
32:43What do you mean,
32:45that's all?
32:47You mean,
32:49you want him to do it?
32:51Mamita,
32:53he can't do it.
32:55Who gave you permission
32:57to stand here?
32:59That's what you should ask.
33:01Who?
33:03I gave you permission.
33:05Because I have a right.
33:07I bought your house,
33:09that's why it's mine.
33:11You must have forgotten.
33:13Remember, I bought it already.
33:15Tita,
33:17I'm sorry.
33:19What?
33:21I couldn't stop Tita.
33:23And one more thing,
33:25I would like to take this opportunity
33:27to say sorry because
33:29I should have told Tita
33:31that it's not right.
33:33Good luck.
33:35Stop it! This property is mine.
33:37That's why I have the right
33:39to do whatever I want.
33:41Madam Tusha, I know this property is yours.
33:43But we bought it
33:45and we won't be delayed
33:47by the government.
33:49That's right.
33:51That's enough.
33:53Madam,
33:55you're a woman.
33:59I have the right.
34:01Of course, I have the right.
34:03Throw them away.
34:07That's a punishment.
34:11Madam,
34:13what's this?
34:15What?
34:17Are you going to use this?
34:19Yes.
34:21You're so rude.
34:23You don't know how to be nice.
34:25What are you doing?
34:27I'm just cleaning.
34:29Wait.
34:31Wait.
34:33What are you doing?
34:35I'm drying my armpits.
34:37Why?
34:39Junior,
34:41why do you look like that?
34:43Nothing.
34:45What are you doing?
34:47You should throw this away.
34:49No.
34:51You too.
34:53No.
34:55That's impolished, Mamita.
34:57It's not impolished.
34:59Excuse me.
35:01Your high blood pressure
35:03is increasing.
35:05Go home.
35:07Wait.
35:09You're a prostitute.
35:11You don't have the right
35:13to throw away my clothes.
35:15You don't have the right.
35:17You don't have the right.
35:29What's that?
35:31She's older than me.
35:33What should we do?
35:35What should we do?
35:37What should we do?
35:39What should we do?
35:41What should we do?
35:43What should we do?
35:53Yes.
35:55Didn't you get Lito Atienza?
35:57Yes.
35:59She's beautiful.
36:01She's really beautiful.
36:03What size will you give her?
36:05I don't remember.
36:07Wait.
36:09It looks like this.
36:11Ma'am.
36:13Excuse me.
36:15I have a gift for her.
36:17It looks like this.
36:19But I'm not sure.
36:21Can I?
36:23Can I?
36:25It looks like this.
36:27It looks like this.
36:29It looks like this.
36:31Did you measure it?
36:33You're right.
36:35It looks like this.
36:37It looks like this.
36:39It looks like this.
36:41It looks like this.
36:43I'll buy it.
36:45I'll buy it.
36:47You have a 10% discount.
36:4910%.
36:511,000.
36:53What size will you give her?
36:55I forgot the size.
36:57I forgot the size.
36:59Can I measure it?
37:01Can I?
37:03What size will you give her?
37:05It looks like this.
37:07Wait.
37:09I can't measure it.
37:11It looks like this.
37:13It looks like this.
37:15It looks like this.
37:17Maybe this is too small.
37:19Let me see.
37:21Let me see.
37:23Ma'am.
37:25I advised you
37:27to buy a place
37:29in Changi.
37:31But now,
37:33I have an idea.
37:35Why?
37:37What?
37:39I have an idea.
37:41Why don't you
37:43sell in Changi?
37:45So, you can earn more.
37:47You're right.
37:51Why did you do that?
37:53Why?
37:55I just realized
37:57that Changi clicked.
37:59But now,
38:01I have an idea.
38:03Ma'am Tusha,
38:05let's ask the vendors
38:07to leave.
38:09You can sell there.
38:11You can earn more.
38:13You're so smart.
38:15You're so smart.
38:17Ma'am Tusha,
38:19I'm not that smart.
38:21You're so stupid.
38:23What did you say?
38:25Nothing.
38:27What did she say?
38:29Hey!
38:31All of you
38:33who are selling here,
38:35pack up.
38:37I'm going to sell here.
38:39I don't think that's allowed.
38:41Yes, it's not allowed.
38:43We already signed
38:45a contract for this place.
38:47Yes.
38:49And where are you?
38:51She's just a parent.
38:53They already signed a contract.
38:55That's right.
38:57Why did you tell them to leave?
38:59I'm the one
39:01who asked them to sign a contract
39:03so that they can sell here.
39:05That's right.
39:07Why did you tell them to leave
39:09when it's not allowed?
39:11Let's make
39:13a new contract.
39:15Contract?
39:17What kind of contract?
39:19We're going to make a new contract.
39:21We're going to make
39:23a new contract
39:25so that
39:27they can sell
39:29their first contract.
39:31Right?
39:33That's right.
39:37You're so smart.
39:39I don't know
39:41what I'm thinking.
39:43You're so smart.
39:45You're so smart.
39:47You're so smart.
39:49You're so smart.
39:51You're so smart.
39:53You're so smart.
39:55I'm sure he'll like
39:57what I made.
39:59He chose this.
40:01Me too.
40:03I'm excited.
40:05Why?
40:07Because he chose this.
40:09But we can't wrap it.
40:11We can't wrap it.
40:13I'm sure he's stupid.
40:15He didn't buy it properly.
40:17What?
40:19He bought it properly.
40:21He bought it properly.
40:23Are you going to laugh?
40:25No, I'm going to cry.
40:27But it's okay.
40:33I don't want to insult you.
40:35I don't want to insult you.
40:37I don't want to insult you.
40:39You're like a woman.
40:41You're like a demon.
40:43What's that?
40:45We're not courting anyone.
40:47We're not courting anyone.
40:49What's that?
40:51You're buying gift wrapping paper.
40:53You have a gift for me.
40:55You're hiding it.
40:57Here you go, Mamita.
40:59Who is this for?
41:01Mamita, this is for you.
41:03This is for you.
41:05This is for you.
41:07This is for me?
41:09You're so sweet.
41:11Okay, I'll open it.
41:13This is beautiful.
41:15This is for me.
41:19You're always
41:21buying me small things.
41:23You think I'm plastic?
41:25This is a bathing suit.
41:27This is for you.
41:29This is for you.
41:31This is for you.
41:35This is for you.
41:47Do you love me?
41:49I have a boyfriend.
41:51He gave me a blouse.
41:53It fits me.
41:55I'm lucky.
41:57I'm just kidding.
41:59That's okay.
42:01That's not the real
42:03love.
42:05Do you know Toto?
42:07He thinks of me every hour.
42:09No.
42:11Every minute.
42:13Every second.
42:15No.
42:17Every millisecond.
42:19He thinks of me.
42:21I'm thinking
42:23that I might answer him
42:25one of these days.
42:29This is our love life.
42:31Let's check the reality.
42:33Do you know
42:35the guys you talked to?
42:37Yes.
42:39Do you know who they like?
42:41They like...
42:43I know Jonglo.
42:45He's so thin.
42:47He looks like a snowman.
42:51He looks cold.
42:53Let's go.
42:55Let's go.
42:57Let's go.
42:59Girls,
43:01let's go.
43:03The store?
43:05Yes.
43:07The store?
43:09The store is nearby.
43:11Hello.
43:13The store is nearby.
43:15Hello.
43:17They're so up here.
43:19Where are they?
43:21Here on the second level.
43:23I think here.
43:25It's so cheap.
43:27I'm so cheap.
43:29It's so cheap.
43:31It's cheap.
43:33It's cheap.
43:35Girls,
43:37I'll open the store later.
43:39I'll open the store later.
43:41I'm going to deliver the goods
43:43from Hong Kong.
43:45I have a problem.
43:47I have a problem.
43:49What kind of goods
43:51can I get here?
43:53I'm sure it's hard.
43:55It's hard for you.
43:57I don't know.
43:59Let's go.
44:01Let's go.
44:03Let's go.
44:05Let's go.
44:07You're so plastic.
44:09Out of you.
44:15I'm courting Santa.
44:17I'm about to answer.
44:19It's a bit confusing.
44:21But it's understandable.
44:23Maybe I'll think
44:25it's easy to get.
44:27You know,
44:29I'm about to answer
44:31my Santa.
44:33You're about to answer?
44:35How?
44:37I'm courting.
44:39Wait.
44:41Wait.
44:43Junior, did you hear
44:45I'm courting Santa?
44:47What's that?
44:49It's chocolate.
44:51Did you eat it?
44:53Hey,
44:55don't do
44:57what I'm about to do.
44:59Did you eat the chocolate?
45:03What's this?
45:05It's chocolate.
45:07You ate it.
45:11You're so good.
45:13What did you do?
45:15Why did you eat it?
45:17They don't want to accept the chocolate.
45:19That's why I ate it.
45:21What do you mean?
45:23Which three Santas don't want to accept
45:25the chocolate from us?
45:27The three sexy ones, right?
45:29I gave it to them.
45:31They don't want to accept it.
45:33Because they have other types of men.
45:35I'm about to answer.
45:37I don't like what I heard.
45:39What do you mean?
45:41I think
45:43it's insulting.
45:45Brother Rick looks like Richard Gomez.
45:47Me?
45:49I look like Raymar Sancarro.
45:51This one?
45:53You look like Noynoy.
45:55Noynoy, I'm courting you.
45:57You're right.
45:59Later, I'll invite you.
46:01Don't attack me.
46:03Noynoy, you're right.
46:05I'm courting you.
46:07Wait.
46:09What's happening to us?
46:11Good.
46:13Sir, wake Rick up.
46:15I'll wake Rick up.
46:17So that we can show
46:19what's happening.
46:21I'm about to answer.
46:23I'm courting you.
46:25I'm courting you.
46:27I'm courting you.
46:29I'm courting you.
46:31I'm courting you.
46:33I'm courting you.
46:35I'm courting you.
46:37I'm courting you.
46:39I'm courting you.
46:41I'm courting you.
46:43Can I talk to you?
46:45Sure.
46:47Why don't you want to talk to us?
46:49Why don't you want to
46:51accept the chocolates
46:53that we sent to you?
46:55What chocolates?
46:57The chocolates that we sent to you.
46:59What chocolates?
47:01No chocolates.
47:03Junior...
47:05Let him be.
47:09Let's talk to them.
47:11Wait.
47:13What do you really want from us?
47:15Why are you avoiding us?
47:17You know,
47:19it's not like that.
47:21You're okay,
47:23but you're overqualified.
47:25We're just friends
47:27because you rejected us.
47:29But we have another type.
47:31What?
47:33Yes.
47:35Why don't you like us?
47:37Do you have another type?
47:39Well,
47:41we like them because
47:43we're the same.
47:45As what they say,
47:47birds of the same feather.
47:49If you know what I mean.
47:51Birds of the same feather
47:53is the same bird.
47:55We forgot about that.
47:57Wait.
47:59What's the difference
48:01between birds of the same feather
48:03and birds of the same feather?
48:05You know,
48:07it's just a side note.
48:09Yes.
48:11We're dancers.
48:13You know that, right?
48:15You're dancers?
48:17Yes.
48:19So, you mean
48:21you're dancers too?
48:23Of course.
48:25What's that?
48:27It's dangerous.
48:29There they are.
48:31Let's go.
48:33Let's go.
48:35Let's go.
48:37Wait a minute.
48:39What is it?
48:41Filipinos,
48:43this fight is not over yet.
48:45Let me tell you,
48:47whatever your boys are doing,
48:49we can do it too.
48:51You're not just asking,
48:53we're dancers too, right?
48:55Now you're talking, right?
48:57What they can do, we can do also.
48:59Oh, yeah.
49:01It's good that we can watch this.
49:03You know, there should be a competition here.
49:05A dance competition to get to know each other.
49:07Let's go.
49:09Okay.
49:11Let's go.
49:13Let's go.
49:15Be careful.
49:23Let's do it again.
49:25Let's do it again.
49:27You can do it.
49:29You can do it.
49:31You can do it.
49:33You can do it.
49:35Yes, you can.
49:37You can do it.
49:39You can do it.
49:41You can do it.
49:43You can do it.
49:45You can do it.
49:47You can do it.
49:49You can do it.
49:51Wait a minute.
49:53Excuse me.
49:55Okay, go.
49:57Why are you becoming partners with them
49:59when we're here?
50:01Why are you the reindeer?
50:03Hello, that's the design.
50:05That's what Toto said.
50:07What you can do, we can do.
50:09Also.
50:11So, if you need a bit,
50:13you can join us.
50:15Of course, guys.
50:17Let's dance.
50:31Hey, hey, hey.
50:33What's going on here?
50:35Why are you dancing?
50:37You're not selling anymore?
50:39Quiet!
50:41Now, the market is strong
50:43because it's Christmas.
50:45Why aren't you selling?
50:47You can't continue this madness
50:49because this is my market.
50:51I need to sell.
50:53What about you?
50:55You're worthless people.
50:57I need to sell my market.
50:59Excuse me.
51:01You're the one who's selling?
51:03Yes, me.
51:05Do you have a permit?
51:07We need a permit.
51:09Do you have a permit?
51:11Madam, we don't have a permit.
51:13We don't have a permit.
51:15I told you.
51:17We don't have a permit.
51:19We don't have a permit.
51:21No, no, no.
51:23Let's do this.
51:25While you're in jail,
51:27get a permit
51:29How many weeks before you get a permit?
51:31How many weeks?
51:33Two weeks.
51:35Hey, hey, hey.
51:37Quiet!
51:39Quiet!
51:41Quiet!
51:43Quiet!
51:45Quiet!
51:47Quiet!
51:53Quiet!
51:59Quiet!
52:11Quiet!
52:19Quiet!
52:21Quiet!
52:23Quiet!
52:25Quiet!
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53:28Stay there!
53:29Don't move!
53:38What's going on here?
53:40What's going on?
53:43Yes, you're crazy!
53:44You're making a fool out of yourself!
53:45You're making a fool out of yourself!
53:46You're making a fool out of yourself!
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