As Kap’s (Bong Revilla) barangay comes alive with the Chinese New Year spirit, unexpected drama unfolds when a lady in red makes a move on Vivian’s (Rufa Mae Quinto) boyfriend.
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00:00IDOL, IDOL, IDOLKOSIKA
00:21Welcome! Welcome to our welcome festival!
00:24Our great emperor!
00:34Thank you! Thank you!
00:36Now we begin the real thing!
00:40Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:51Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:52Welcome everybody special ami episode!
00:54Spicy mga eksena parang Chinese pangal!
00:57Ito ang Chinese special na IDOLKOSIKA!
00:59Lahat dito singkit, wala dito dilat!
01:02Lahat dito singkit, wala dito dilat!
01:05Hey! Hey! Hey!
01:14Ako ponting chinchansu!
01:16Kayo bilit, tokwa, baboy, hopia, champoy,
01:19sobay, apaw, somay, napay,
01:21pansit, lomi, mami, pansit, lug-lug,
01:23jolug, botsug, tatlong, itlug,
01:25kakalug-kalug, kakalug-kalug,
01:27kakalug-kalug, akin, pinsan, jakitsan,
01:29bruce lee, jet lee, chun lee, saraling, jolt lee,
01:32meron ako, daming, tutuli,
01:34kayo batay, akin, dahil ako magaling,
01:37shaolin, karate, kung fu, taibo, aikido, taekwondo,
01:40lahat dodo, akin, ako ponting, hey!
01:43Hey!
01:45Hey!
01:48Kaulingan, chinchans, punya,
01:50ayaging mahanya, emperador!
01:53Hey!
01:55Hey!
02:01Hey!
02:04Hey!
02:07Ha!
02:09Ikaw, daming Chik.
02:11Sa'n, Chik?
02:13Ako pasalamat sa'yo.
02:15Mahusay ka magturo ng kung fu.
02:18Kung fu. Kung fu.
02:20Salamat. Salamat.
02:22You have taught the youth to stay away from bad visions.
02:26Yes.
02:28I am ready to serve you, dear Emperor.
02:34Dao mong ching.
02:36Dao mong ching.
02:38Dao mong ching.
02:40Dao mong ching.
02:42Let's continue the celebration.
02:52Dao mong ching.
02:54Dao mong ching.
02:56Dao mong ching.
02:58Dao mong ching.
03:00What?
03:02Are you single?
03:04You are expensive.
03:06Why is that?
03:08I am the owner of this place.
03:10You are abusing Mr. Wong.
03:12Where is Mr. Wong?
03:14He went to the bathroom.
03:16What?
03:18Mr. Wong?
03:20What kind of nonsense is this?
03:23I just thought that we're going to make a lot of money.
03:29This is your school. I'll give it to you.
03:32Make a lot of money?
03:34Yes.
03:35Mr. Wong, you have a big racket.
03:40Why? Look.
03:41Sample racket.
03:42T-shirt.
03:43This is your racket.
03:46Composition.
03:47You see, this is your racket.
03:48It's just like socks.
03:50This is your belt.
03:51Look.
03:52Fabric.
03:53Piece by piece.
03:54And then, there you go.
03:56This is your batting master.
03:58Sell it.
03:59I won't sell it, master.
04:01What do you want?
04:02Don't make me angry.
04:03I'm also angry.
04:04Mr. Wong, you can't be crazy here in my kung fu school.
04:09Huh?
04:10My fight school.
04:11If not, I'll leave you.
04:13Ah, good.
04:14You'll leave me?
04:16Okay.
04:17I accept.
04:18I accept.
04:19If not me, I'll build my own school.
04:22My own school.
04:23I'll build it.
04:24I'll sleep.
04:25I'll be better than you.
04:27Because my style is snake.
04:31Snake.
04:32Snake.
04:33You're slow.
04:35You're fast.
04:36Fast.
04:37Fast.
04:38Students, come with me.
04:41Free shirt.
04:42Free kung fu shoes.
04:44Free massage for girls only.
04:47Come on, snake.
04:50Oh no, Mama G.
04:52Looks like you have a lot of money.
04:54You have a good business, huh?
04:56Of course.
04:57Because I produce opera.
05:00Because I have discover operatic singer.
05:03This is how she sings.
05:05Spaghetti.
05:06Spaghetti.
05:07Spaghetti.
05:08Spaghetti.
05:09Spaghetti.
05:10Spaghetti.
05:11Spaghetti.
05:12Spaghetti.
05:13Spaghetti.
05:14Okay.
05:15Okay.
05:16Okay.
05:18We don't have enough money for you.
05:22You really don't appreciate good music, huh?
05:25You're just monkey.
05:28Here's your money.
05:29How much is the money?
05:31Here.
05:32My wife is coming to Malaya.
05:35Really.
05:36Yes.
05:37Yes.
05:38You're right.
05:39It's a joke.
05:41You know, her son Rao Mingsi.
05:43He is very lucky to have a son like him
05:45My son is very handsome, just like his mother.
05:49Okay, but that's not the reason why I didn't let Tancai.
05:54Because my son is handsome.
05:58But your father, Dalming, is too lucky with my son.
06:03Because other than being handsome,
06:05we also have a lot of money because we have a lot of business.
06:10That's true, but...
06:12But, Mama G, if you have a lot of money,
06:18I also have a good business, right?
06:21Peanut butter, lily.
06:24I also have a lot of money.
06:26Huh? What did you say?
06:28I said, you have a good business, so you're lucky.
06:31We're both lucky.
06:34Mama G, Mama G, Mama G.
06:41That's why I told you not to call me Mama G.
06:45It's the same thing. Mama G, Mama G.
06:50Mama G.
06:57This is my son, Dalming.
07:01Why did you do that?
07:03Because I have a lot of money for him.
07:07I have a lot of money for him.
07:12That's not true. Why did you do that?
07:16Don't cry. Don't cry.
07:20Don't cry.
07:24Where did Dalming go?
07:28To the tea palace.
07:31Tea palace?
07:34He's with a woman in the tea palace.
07:39She's making him taste the tea.
07:42That can't happen.
07:45I'm the only one who can taste the tea.
07:51We're like newlyweds.
07:55Hey, Tonying. You're drunk again.
08:00We're going to practice later.
08:03How about you?
08:05Me? Practice?
08:08What's your name?
08:11I'm okay.
08:13What's your name? Drunken Master?
08:15Master Drunken.
08:17Master Drunken.
08:19Hey!
08:21Here's the Emperor.
08:23Here's the Emperor.
08:27Hi.
08:29Long time no see.
08:31Long time no see.
08:34Long time no see.
08:37You know, Myeongcheol.
08:39I'm really grateful to you.
08:42You've helped me a lot.
08:45All the youths,
08:47the bandits,
08:49the robbers,
08:51the thieves,
08:53the robbers,
08:55they're all here.
09:00I heard that you're going to get married.
09:04Yes, I am.
09:07I have a big gift for you.
09:10I'm going to marry you.
09:12Wow! Big Chan!
09:14The Emperor is going to marry you.
09:17Big Chan!
09:19Wait.
09:21Who's the lucky girl?
09:23Huh?
09:25Well...
09:27She's here!
09:29She's here!
09:31You're all here.
09:33Emperor!
09:35Hello. Hello.
09:37You're all beautiful.
09:39I'm Tangkai.
09:41I'm going to be the husband of the Emperor.
09:44Tangkai?
09:47Cute me. Cute me.
09:49Tangkai.
09:51Oh, Myeongcheol.
09:53Do you always get drunk?
09:56No, I don't drink.
09:59Why are you getting married?
10:10Idol, idol,
10:12you're an idol.
10:14Idol, idol,
10:16you're an idol.
10:18I heard that
10:20you're going to be the husband of the Emperor.
10:25That's why you're getting drunk.
10:30I thought that
10:32if I get married to Tangkai,
10:34I wouldn't like him.
10:36I love him.
10:37I love Myeongcheol.
10:39Why don't you like him?
10:41He's a beautiful woman.
10:43He's a beautiful woman. I don't love him.
10:45I love someone else.
10:46I like Mother Lily.
10:48I'm going to marry Tangkai.
10:50I don't like him.
10:54Sakura.
10:56Sakura.
10:58Hello.
11:01Hello.
11:08Can I ask you something?
11:13Where is Kabuki?
11:17Kabuki?
11:19Kabuki?
11:27No, no, no.
11:29I mean,
11:31Kabuki Theater.
11:33Theater.
11:36Theater.
11:39Go inside.
11:41Go inside.
11:43Hello.
11:45How are you?
11:51A beautiful woman.
11:56So who is this beautiful woman?
11:58She's beautiful.
12:00Did you know that?
12:02She's beautiful.
12:05But, you have returned, huh?
12:08Don't you dare!
12:10You're not my ancestor!
12:12I'll have you to replace me!
12:14You're gonna wrong me!
12:16I'm so angry, I'm gonna hit you!
12:18You're gonna wrong me!
12:20What did I do wrong?
12:22You're gonna get it!
12:24I'm gonna kick you in the ass!
12:26You're gonna regret it!
12:28I'm gonna kick you in the ass!
12:30Don't do it, don't do it!
12:32and don't forget to gather the money from that.
12:41Look at that broken phone
12:42Pick it up for me!
12:42Ate, could you buy me an opening?
12:44But, we're going to have to lend
12:44our mother some money,
12:45because we don't have money.
12:48You're going bring money or what?
12:50You're having me took
12:51by this buyer!
12:52Payment sought...
12:53Payment sought?
12:55Payment!
12:57You're crazy!
12:59Ate could you buy me this?
13:01Where did you get that from?
13:06I don't have any money.
13:09I don't have you, you don't have money?
13:12I don't have money.
13:14Ouch!
13:18Ouch!
13:20He said, ouch!
13:23Ouch! Let him be.
13:26I'm Wah Tusi.
13:29You?
13:31I'm Yu Yong.
13:33Not you.
13:35Him.
13:37Him.
13:38Let him be.
13:41He's so arrogant.
13:43If you kiss him, I'll let you go.
13:48I heard that.
13:49Let him be.
13:51Wait, I think he agreed.
13:59Ouch!
14:02Ouch!
14:04Ouch!
14:06Ouch!
14:08I don't want this anymore.
14:10I don't want this anymore.
14:11This hurts.
14:13Let's go.
14:19The woman won.
14:23You're a coward.
14:25Coward.
14:27Fight me.
14:29Ouch!
14:31Ouch!
14:35You're a coward.
14:38You're a coward.
14:43It's beautiful here in your place, sir.
14:50What are you doing here in China?
14:53I'm Geisha.
14:55I work here.
14:56Where?
14:59What's Geisha's job?
15:01I'm an entertainer.
15:04Entertainer?
15:05That's why you're an entertainer earlier.
15:08Are you okay?
15:10I'm just kidding.
15:16What's your job?
15:18My job?
15:20Kung fu master.
15:22What?
15:25You're really Kung fu master?
15:27You're really?
15:28I'm sure you're a war freak.
15:32No, I'm not a war freak.
15:36What's that?
15:38I'm not a war freak.
15:40You're not a war freak?
15:41Swell?
15:42Swell!
15:45You have a boyfriend?
15:48I don't have a boyfriend.
15:49You have a girlfriend?
15:52I don't have a girlfriend.
15:53Girlfriend?
15:54I don't have a girlfriend.
15:56You know what?
15:57I noticed earlier that you're too arrogant.
16:02I'm an L.
16:08Is there more?
16:17What?
16:18Do you like me?
16:19I want you to be...
16:23I want you to be my girlfriend.
16:26Wait, wait, wait.
16:27I don't want to.
16:29I need to think for a long time.
16:33And if I think for a long time,
16:36can you give me three minutes?
16:40Three minutes?
16:42Okay.
16:44Three minutes.
16:48You're going to the maroon now!
17:01Mamachan! Mamachan!
17:05How are you?
17:07I'm fine, thank you.
17:09I'm sorry.
17:11I'm sorry.
17:13I'm so sorry.
17:15I'm so sorry.
17:16I swear to God, if I get the money, I'm going to get married.
17:19I swear to God, if I get the money, I'm going to get married.
17:20I swear to God, if I get the money, I'm going to get married.
17:20I swear to God, if I get the money, I'm going to get married.
17:20I swear to God, if I get the money, I'm going to get married.
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17:20I swear to God, if I get the money, I'm going to get married.
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18:07I swear to God, if I get the money, I'm going to get married.
18:35Can you not do that?
18:37We're going to get caught.
18:39Oh, that's right.
18:53They're coming.
18:55Let's run away.
18:57Let's run away.
18:59Let's run away.
19:01Let's run away.
19:03What's that?
19:05I don't know where this is.
19:07I don't know where this is.
19:09Why are you running around?
19:11Why are you running around?
19:13Why are you running around?
19:15Because
19:17because I have
19:19a new
19:21boyfriend.
19:23a new boyfriend.
19:25Really?
19:27What's your boyfriend's name?
19:29What's your boyfriend's name?
19:31My boyfriend's name is
19:33Damien.
19:41My boyfriend's name is Damien.
19:45I swear.
19:47My boyfriend's name is Damien.
19:53For your information,
19:55you're my boyfriend
19:57and we're going to get married.
19:59and we're going to get married.
20:01That is right.
20:03So, go back to Japan.
20:05Go back to Japan.
20:07Because my son is getting married.
20:09Besides, he's more handsome.
20:11He's more handsome, right?
20:15Don't include the handsome.
20:17He's more handsome.
20:19No, he's more handsome.
20:21Okay.
20:23Oh, right.
20:25My boyfriend's name is Damien.
20:27My boyfriend's name is Damien.
20:31He can't see me.
20:33He can't see me.
20:35He can't see me.
20:37He can't see me.
20:39He can't see me.
20:55On guard.
20:57One.
20:59Two.
21:01Three.
21:03Four.
21:05Double.
21:07Damien.
21:11Damien.
21:13You fooled me.
21:19Damien.
21:21You told me you don't have a girlfriend.
21:23You told me you don't have a girlfriend.
21:25Damien.
21:29Sorry.
21:31Sorry.
21:33Sorry.
21:35No, they fooled me.
21:43Damien, you're thinking too much.
21:45Let's go.
21:47Let's go to your wedding.
21:49Let's go.
21:51Let's go.
21:53I can see you.
21:55I can see you.
21:57I can see you.
21:59There he is.
22:01There he is.
22:03There he is.
22:05There he is.
22:07I can see you.
22:11Disgusting!
22:13You're not supposed to talk to your son.
22:15We already had a conversation.
22:17We need to talk to our son.
22:19He shouldn't be here.
22:21He shouldn't be here.
22:23Damien,
22:25Damien,
22:27But I really love you, Mama.
22:29I love you so much.
22:33Dao Ming Shi.
22:35If you really have the power to change,
22:38then don't forget to tell your son
22:42that you have a beautiful sister.
22:45Mama Ching!
22:47How can I tell him that I have a beautiful sister?
22:51I don't know how to tell him.
22:53I don't know how to tell him.
22:55I don't know how to tell him.
22:57I don't know how to tell him.
22:59I'll teach you.
23:01I'll show you how it's done.
23:03Look for it first.
23:05After that, you'll know.
23:07Huh?
23:09Huh?
23:10Huh?
23:11Huh?
23:12Huh?
23:13Huh?
23:14Huh?
23:15Huh?
23:16Huh?
23:17What is this?
23:19We always drink tea.
23:21Isn't there anything else?
23:23You're drunk.
23:25You drink too much.
23:27You drink tea.
23:29You're always complaining.
23:31You're still here.
23:33What did you drink?
23:35Tea.
23:36That's why.
23:38That's why you're a woman.
23:40It should be you.
23:41Son.
23:42Huh?
23:43Son.
23:44Is that true?
23:46You're a woman?
23:47Yes.
23:48You're a woman.
23:49Do you want to fight me?
23:50Yes.
23:51What?
23:52How did you do it?
23:56Mr. Wong.
23:57I'm here to talk to you.
23:59If you have a problem.
24:01If you're defeated by a woman.
24:03You should enroll in my fight school.
24:06Because the best in the west.
24:08The whole world.
24:09The whole world.
24:10The best, Mr. Wong.
24:12Mr. Wong.
24:13Mr. Wong.
24:15You're so arrogant.
24:17You're the one who beat us up.
24:20You said it.
24:21I'm not arrogant.
24:23I said it's true.
24:24Because I have a partner.
24:26My partner is different style.
24:28My partner is Bumbay.
24:29Cool partner.
24:34Show me your style.
24:35It's easy.
24:42I told you.
24:44I told you.
24:46Nothing.
24:51Idol.
24:52Idol.
24:53Idol.
24:54Idol.
24:55My idol is you.
24:58Let's start the fight.
25:21The emperor is here.
25:43Now, let's start the wedding.
25:47Emperor.
25:50Emperor.
25:51Wait a minute.
25:53We'll get married later.
25:55Watch your mouth.
25:56Watch your mouth.
25:58Mama Ching.
25:59I'm here.
26:00Why are you so late?
26:02I've been looking for you.
26:03I'm Tong Itz.
26:06Don't say that.
26:08I'm Majong.
26:09Majong.
26:10Majong.
26:11Wait a minute.
26:12Is our food ready?
26:15Everything is ready.
26:17Even the soup.
26:20Even the favorite soup of the emperor?
26:24Yes.
26:26Soup.
26:27Very good.
26:29This is the Chinese soup.
26:31And this is the Chinese soup.
26:34And let's add one egg.
26:38Wow.
26:39It's delicious.
26:40Let's get married.
26:43Nothing.
26:44Let's get married.
27:15Let's get married.
27:25Now.
27:28Are you a girl?
27:32Do you accept a man as your husband?
27:36Yes, emperor.
27:39Very good.
27:41And you are a man.
27:44A handsome man.
27:46Do you accept a woman as your wife?
28:04I repeat.
28:05A handsome man.
28:08Do you accept a woman as your wife?
28:11A woman who is half-naked?
28:18I have someone else.
28:20She's lovely.
28:24Who?
28:26Susu Cusan.
28:31This is not possible.
28:33Where did you get this?
28:36This is not possible.
28:37Hey, hey, hey.
28:39Sometimes,
28:42when I sit down,
28:45people call me
28:51I can't do that.
28:53When I sit down, I make the car die.
28:56I make the cell phone die.
28:58Right?
28:59Ouch!
29:03I will die.
29:04No.
29:05I don't want to die.
29:06I don't want to die.
29:08I don't want to die.
29:09I don't want to die.
29:11No.
29:14I love you.
29:18I don't love you.
29:19But it doesn't matter.
29:20Susu Cusan.
29:21Susu Cusan.
29:22Susu Cusan.
29:23Why?
29:24I will get sick when I sleep.
29:26I can't reach it!
29:28Why is it so painful?
29:30I can't reach it.
29:34I can't reach it!
29:36I can't reach it!
29:38Help me!
29:40Help me!
29:42Help me!
29:44Ouch!
29:46Sorry.
29:48You hit me!
29:50Sorry.
29:52I didn't mean to hit you.
29:54I will get you!
29:56I will get you!
29:58I will get you!
30:00I will get you!
30:02You are my only hope!
30:04Swear?
30:06Swear!
30:08Ouch!
30:10Why?
30:12It feels like someone is stabbing me from behind.
30:14It's hard?
30:16Yes.
30:18Wait!
30:20It's hard!
30:22It's hard!
30:24It's hard!
30:26It's hard!
30:28I can't reach it!
30:30Swear?
30:32Swear!
30:34I can't reach it!
30:36I can't reach it!
30:38I can't reach it!
30:40I can't reach it!
30:42I can't reach it!
30:44I don't want to!
30:46You need to study!
30:48It's important!
30:50I don't want to!
30:52What do you not want?
30:54Do you want to always lose?
30:56Do you want to do that?
30:58No.
31:00So you need to study.
31:02Who's the teacher?
31:04Where's the teacher?
31:06He's not here.
31:08But he has a substitute.
31:10Substitute?
31:12Yes.
31:14His brother.
31:16Brother?
31:18He's a new student.
31:20There.
31:24You!
31:26I don't want to!
31:28I'm going home!
31:30I'm going home!
31:34What's the name of the new student?
31:36What to see, ma'am?
31:38Okay.
31:40Roll call.
31:42What to see?
31:44Lesson!
31:46What to see?
31:50I told you!
31:52Drink!
31:54Drink!
31:56I told you!
31:58You're drunk!
32:00You're drunk!
32:02You look like an artist!
32:04You look like a girl
32:06in a guitar!
32:08You look like a Tagalog singer!
32:10You look like a Tagalog singer!
32:12What to see?
32:16It's your turn.
32:18It's your turn.
32:20Stop drinking!
32:22Oh, God.
32:24I need to be drunk
32:26so I can forget Dalmatians.
32:30It's your turn, ma'am.
32:40You don't need to be drunk.
32:42You need to be good.
32:46What do you know?
32:49You need to be good at martial arts
32:52so that you can defeat Dao Myong Si.
32:55How?
32:57You challenged my uncle
33:01and defeated him.
33:03Who won?
33:05Him or Dao Myong Si?
33:07I don't know martial arts.
33:10I only know how to cook canton fish.
33:14Just canton fish?
33:16I don't need to cook that.
33:19But I'll teach you.
33:21Don't you worry.
33:22Just enroll in my fighting school.
33:25It's easy.
33:26It's just like this.
33:28Oh, self-defense.
33:31It's Chan-Sing.
33:33Chan-Sing.
33:35John Marie Chan-Sing.
33:38I'll teach you.
33:40It's not that expensive.
33:41It must be expensive.
33:43It's just a little expensive.
33:44It's just a little expensive.
33:45You can pay me back.
33:48Can I have the price?
33:49It's free.
33:50Chan-Sing.
33:51Okay.
33:52It's just a little expensive.
33:54Okay, sister.
33:55I'll let you go.
33:56So that we can take revenge on Dao Myong Si.
33:59Are you mad at Dao Myong Si?
34:02Of course.
34:03He humiliated my sister.
34:05My family is dead.
34:07Come here.
34:09You need to take revenge.
34:12You need to take revenge on Dao Myong Si.
34:15Do you know how?
34:16How?
34:17You need to flirt with his sister, Mooncake.
34:21Mooncake's face is wide.
34:24You need to flirt with Mooncake.
34:27Then, you need to make her your girlfriend.
34:29Then, you need to leave her.
34:33Okay.
34:34Come here.
34:35Come here.
34:36Come here.
34:37I'll teach you.
34:38I'll teach you.
34:43I'm going to beat you!
34:44You're allowed to beat him.
34:45He's going to take revenge on Mooncake.
34:46Chan-Sing.
34:47It's free.
34:48It's free.
34:49Discount, discount!
34:50Chan-Sing.
34:51Chan-Sing.
34:52Chan-Sing.
34:53Chan-Sing.
34:54Chan-Sing.
34:55What's going on?
34:56Who will be the winner of this show?
34:58Everyone is showing their teeth in order to protect themselves.
35:02Mr. Wong, what will happen?
35:04You're right.
35:05No one will take the money.
35:07Everyone will use their teeth to protect themselves.
35:10Mr. Wong, what is it this time?
35:12The brothers are fighting each other.
35:15Meanwhile, Apolkisita is angry.
35:17Even Wasilan, do you still want to join?
35:21I can't do this anymore.
35:23Okay, just keep on fighting.
35:26I can't do it anymore.
35:28He said he can't do it anymore.
35:30Yes, I heard that.
35:32Yes.
35:34What are you, a kid? How can you learn to fight?
35:38I can't do it anymore.
35:40You can do it.
35:42Wait, I will teach you something.
35:45What is it?
35:46Me, like this.
35:49What are you going to teach me?
35:51I will teach you how to hold up.
35:55What is that?
35:56Hold up.
35:57Hold up.
35:59Like this.
36:00There.
36:02Close your eyes.
36:04There.
36:09There.
36:10Sister, where did you throw it?
36:15I didn't throw it.
36:17It was given to me.
36:20Idol, idol.
36:22Idol, you're an idol.
36:25Idol, you're an idol.
36:29Idol, you're an idol.
36:30No, San.
36:31I talked to the emperor.
36:33He's married to us.
36:34Really?
36:36That's good.
36:37That's good.
36:38Wait.
36:40You're not married.
36:46Why?
36:48Do you think we're going to give up so easily?
36:53Yes.
36:54Really?
36:55Yes.
36:56You're a woman.
36:59You're a woman.
37:00You're married.
37:02I challenge you to a showdown.
37:04Honey.
37:05Honey?
37:07Honey?
37:08It's not honey.
37:09It's called Martial Arts.
37:12And the winner will be married to a woman.
37:15That's right.
37:16We need to talk about that.
37:18Okay.
37:19Hold up, Tony.
37:22You're married, right?
37:24Yes.
37:25I just want to show everyone,
37:28the whole world,
37:29that my fighting school is better than yours.
37:33Better, better, better.
37:36Yes.
37:37Why?
37:38Remember, you're a woman.
37:40You're like a piece of paper that I'm going to cut.
37:44And I'll dedicate it to the end of the world.
37:49The end of the world.
38:02Susu, where are you?
38:04Do you know Kung Fu?
38:08No.
38:09Do you have anything funny?
38:22Auntie Mooncake.
38:23Auntie Mooncake.
38:24You have a visitor.
38:25He's here to see you.
38:27Is that him?
38:28No.
38:29That's me.
38:31Greetings, my Mooncake.
38:34How are you?
38:44Why?
38:45You didn't give me a flower.
38:47That's expensive.
38:49You're arrogant.
38:51What did he say?
38:52He said you're arrogant.
38:54Wait a minute.
38:55Why did you give me a flower?
38:57Didn't your father,
38:59my father,
39:00marry your auntie?
39:03That's right.
39:04But if you don't continue,
39:06I don't want to.
39:08Me neither.
39:10What did he say?
39:13He said,
39:14it's okay.
39:15It's okay.
39:16It's okay.
39:17It's okay.
39:18It's okay.
39:19It's okay.
39:20It's okay.
39:21It's okay.
39:22It's okay.
39:23It's okay.
39:24Why is it you?
39:25You're the one who took it.
39:28You know what?
39:29Style is art.
39:41Hi.
39:43We don't have a lesson today.
39:46I know.
39:48I'm not
39:49a piper.
39:51I'm a lover.
39:54I will follow you.
39:59Thank you very much.
40:02Hi, Mooncake.
40:04What is Ampao doing here?
40:06Ampao?
40:07Ampao.
40:08Am-pao.
40:11Ampao?
40:12Ampao.
40:13Do you want to try?
40:14Me?
40:15Let's try.
40:16We'll try?
40:17Yes,
40:18when you were still a westerner,
40:19I was trying.
40:21I'm tired of you.
40:23You know what?
40:24You're ugly.
40:26You're ugly.
40:27Do you want to hit me?
40:28Okay, let's try.
40:29Let's try.
40:30What?
40:31I don't want to fight.
40:32I don't want to hit you.
40:35What the?
40:36What the?
40:37Here, wait.
40:38Here.
40:39Hey, help me.
40:40You're done.
40:41Here.
40:42Do you want me to hit your head?
40:44Do you want that?
40:45Here.
40:46Do you want me to hit your face?
40:47This is the last one.
40:48I can do anything.
40:50What the?
40:51Here.
40:53Let's go.
40:55It's a bit windy here.
40:57It's smelly.
40:58I don't think I brushed my teeth.
40:59Let's go.
41:00Let's go.
41:02You should get a salary.
41:07Why are you laughing at me?
41:09You know what?
41:10I'm helping a kid.
41:22Vroom!
41:23Whoops!
41:24Let's end.
41:25The show is over.
41:26Fight of the Man.
41:27And presenting from China, Sakura Robocop!
41:28Dppypk.
41:29And in the other corner, made in Japan, Susumu-san!
41:30Sarai!
41:31Sarai!
41:32metai-gu!
41:33I'm b.
41:34Takame.
41:39I'm b.
41:40Takame.
41:49Who are you?
41:50What do you want?
41:51Help!
41:53Fight!
41:54Walang sulahan!
42:21Help!
42:25Fight!
42:33Help!
42:41Fight!
42:45Fight!
42:50Sorry, sorry.
43:02I'm done!
43:08Lumpi nipas!
43:11Lumpi nipas!
43:13Okay, ready, get set.
43:20Lumpi nipas!
43:26Lumpi nipas!
43:38Mama Ching!
43:40Mama Ching!
43:42Mama Ching!
43:44I'm here!
43:46Why are you flying?
43:48Even I can't fly!
43:50Walk, walk!
43:55You are not born yet!
43:57You can't fly!
44:02I can't fly!
44:04I believe I can fly!
44:11Oh, no!
44:13The wind beneath my wings flies!
44:19There's no one here who can beat me,
44:21because I'm going to blow you away.
44:24Ready, set, go!
44:26Spaghetti, up, up, up, up, up!
44:30Spaghetti, down, down, down, up, up, up, up!
44:36Mama, eight, eight! Eight, eight!
44:38No, I'm tired, I'm tired.
44:41Hey, just sing what you were singing earlier.
44:53Wow, you're good.
44:55You're making me tired.
44:58I can't even do that.
45:00Ah!
45:30Ah!
45:44Oh, no, this is getting bigger.
45:46I'm getting tired.
45:49Ah!
45:56Ladies and gentlemen,
45:59please welcome
46:01Tao Myung Su
46:04and Mr. Wong!
46:08Mr. Wong!
46:39Come on, come on, come on.
46:46Action!
46:47Get to the ball!
46:49Ting, ting, ting!
46:50Oh!
46:52Oh!
46:53Oh!
46:54Oh!
46:55Oh!
46:56Oh!
46:57Oh!
46:58Oh!
46:59Oh!
47:00Oh!
47:01Oh!
47:02Oh!
47:03Oh!
47:04Oh!
47:05Oh!
47:06Oh!
47:07Oh!
47:09Oh!
47:15Phew!
47:28Oh!
47:29Oh!
47:31Oh!
47:32Oh!
47:33Oh!
47:34Oh!
47:35Oh, I'm so sorry.
47:37Down there, too.
47:39Yeah, yeah.
47:43Yeah!
47:49Yeah!
47:50Whoa!
47:51Whoa!
47:51Whoa!
47:52Whoa!
47:52Whoa!
47:53Whoa!
47:53Come here, come here.
47:56Whoa!
47:57Whoa!
47:57Whoa!
47:58Whoa!
47:58Whoa!
47:59Whoa!
47:59Come here, come here.
48:00Get your hand in here.
48:01Go, go, go.
48:02Whoa!
48:03Whoa!
48:03Oh
48:33I
49:03Know
49:33There are Chinese
50:03TCP.
50:06TCP.
50:08TCP.
50:11TCP.
50:13TCP.
50:16TCP.
50:19TCP.
50:22Hello!
50:25Nice to meet you.
50:30How are you?
50:33Now, I will make you a modern wedding.
50:39This is the most modern wedding.
50:43Musical.
50:44Musical.
50:46One, two, ready, sing.
51:03I will make you a modern wedding.
51:10This is the most modern wedding.
51:14Musical.
51:16Musical.
51:19Now, I will make you a modern wedding.
51:21This is the most modern wedding.
51:27Musical.
51:33Wait.
51:34The bride is a visa.
51:36But the groom is also a visa.
51:38No.
51:39He's a thief.
51:40Pirated.
51:42Wait. Pirated?
51:43Pirated.
51:44Why?
51:45We can't give him to the province.
51:46It's not allowed.
51:47Why?
51:48He's not eating.
51:50You mean, he's not Chinese?
51:53He's not.
51:54He's not.
51:55He's not.
51:56He's not.
51:57He's not.
51:58He's not.
51:59He's not.
52:00He's not.
52:01He's not.
52:03I am Mak.
52:04Mak.
52:05Mak Tan.
52:06Wait.
52:07He's a visa.
52:08He's not Chinese.
52:09He's a Mak Tan.
52:10He's a thief.
52:11He's a thief.
52:13You mean, he's a fake?
52:16Yes.
52:17Our wedding is not a fake?
52:20Yes.
52:21You are right.
52:23He's a thief.
52:24He should be here.
52:26He's a thief.
52:27Don't.
52:28Don't.
52:30He's a visa.
52:31I will sing for your happiness.
52:36What song?
52:41Masaya.
52:42Masaya.
52:43Okay.
52:44Masaya.
52:45Our wedding is not a fake,
52:49The orchestra is full,
52:52The instruments are old and tuned,
52:58The drummer is one,
53:02The singer is a man,
53:05The saxophonist is an idiot,
53:08The tutor is a fool.
53:12Rampid ay kalawangin.
53:15Parado at wala ng hangin.
53:18Trombon ay yuki-yuki na rin.
53:21Ang taga-ihip ay bungal ang ipin.
53:25Nagalit ang mga barangay.
53:28Uli-strike kanilang kinaway.
53:31Lahil sa kanilang tugtog,
53:34ay wala ang kabuhay-buhay.
53:38All right now.
53:41All right now.
53:45Open up.
53:48Open up.
53:51All right now.
53:54All right now.