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00:00Your kids tell you they love you too?
00:02Yes.
00:03Yes.
00:04How many kids do you have, Pato?
00:05I have five kids.
00:07Three big, big ones, and two small, small ones.
00:10Big, big, how many?
00:1145, 43...
00:13Big, big?
00:14Big, big, 38, 39, 18, and 13.
00:19Pato, but you're living in a new era nowadays.
00:23Single.
00:24Pato, would you marry again?
00:25Let's be clear tonight.
00:30I would never marry again.
00:33Perfect.
00:34And fall in love?
00:35I don't know.
00:36I can't tell you that right now.
00:39Because falling in love is something that arises spontaneously.
00:42There's no...
00:43It's not a...
00:44I propose and I'm going to fall in love.
00:46I went on Tinder once.
00:47You went on Tinder?
00:48Yes, I went on Tinder.
00:49It was great.
00:50It was incredible.
00:51I go on Tinder, man, but...
00:53With that picture?
00:54Yes, but with a picture from here to here.
00:57With the torso naked.
01:00It was great, man, it was great.
01:02I swear.
01:03I did 420 daily abs during the pandemic.
01:06I needed something, a relief.
01:09I didn't put Patricio, I put Waldo.
01:12Waldo?
01:13Waldo.
01:14Waldo Patricio.
01:15Waldo Patricio, my name is Waldo Patricio.
01:16Waldo.
01:17And I asked...
01:19I took my age off.
01:21I put 55.
01:22Excuse me, would you take the picture?
01:24There you go.
01:29Waldo Patricio.
01:30Waldo Patricio, man.
01:32It was great.
01:34Hey, man, it's impeccable.
01:36Do that one, the 69.
01:38Do that one.
01:39I have to confess, I was 67, 69.
01:43Do that one, the 67 too.
01:45Because I put that picture and everything else,
01:47and I put that I'm 55 years old,
01:49and I'm looking for friends between 40 and 45.
01:53Well, 10 minutes passed, 15 minutes,
01:57and a number of...
01:59What do you call that?
02:01Mates.
02:02No, it's not mates.
02:03Mates is when you make contact, right?
02:04As I told you, there would have been 30,
02:06but you represented 80.
02:08Ah, no.
02:09But if I take my age off,
02:11imagine, why not a girl?
02:13Obviously.
02:14And I got a picture of a wonderful lady,
02:17naked, on a red sofa.
02:20Completely naked,
02:22with a little breast here, right?
02:24Obviously.
02:25Obviously.
02:26But I had to say it.
02:27Yes, of course,
02:28because the little girl fell down.
02:29What is it?
02:30What is it?
02:31Look, ma'am,
02:32can I say it or not?
02:33Yes, of course.
02:34I feel...
02:35Down the reading,
02:36Pato, I love you...
02:37Sorry.
02:44How beautiful, how beautiful.
02:49But how, Pato?
02:50It was you.
02:51Yes, it was me.
02:52It was me, I don't know,
02:53don't tell me how.
02:54I thought it was you,
02:55because of the part of the arm,
02:56the hair, obviously.
02:57But you spoke to her for a while...
02:58No, no.
02:59I say, I thank you very much,
03:00I told her,
03:02I take advantage of the gentleness
03:04I have had with me,
03:06but thank you very much,
03:07but no, I thank you.
03:08But did you ever delete the picture with Timber?
03:10No, because I deleted it,
03:11from there I withdraw,
03:12I said, this bitch is not useful.
03:13What happened to you when I had just...
03:16I had a previous relationship with my wife,
03:18I was married,
03:19Always in front of the lady.
03:21Yes, yes, yes.
03:22No, no!
03:23I had two kids with another person and that relationship ended.
03:28And one day I went to a TV dressing room and I changed my clothes and I was shocked.
03:34At the moment when you end a relationship, it's weird.
03:37It's stupid.
03:39And I missed the kids, I had to see them every day.
03:43I had to see them half of the week.
03:45And I came in with the clothes to change and Pato was changing.
03:48No.
03:49And I was disgusted.
03:51I said to Pato, here I am.
03:53And I started telling him.
03:55And he said, it's just a game.
03:58If you have a good relationship, you have to take advantage of it.
04:04And he started advising me.
04:06Advising.
04:07Advising.
04:08Advising.
04:09You know, it was like Bonini.
04:13Come on, Negro.
04:15Your sister.
04:17Come on, put it on.
04:22But it was...
04:23But, but, but.
04:25Obviously.
04:27But they rejected you.
04:28And you left.
04:29No, no, wait.
04:31And I kept talking.
04:33And Pato said to me, you have to leave.
04:36Come on, put it on.
04:38Come on, put it on.
04:39Come on, put it on.
04:46That's great, man.
04:48That's the best advice I've ever heard.
04:51Hey, cheers to your advice.