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00:00Welcome back to the Kevlang Show, I'm your host Kevin Lang and today we're doing match the wives
00:04to the husband. Now if you're clicking on this video you already know what the title is
00:09but I haven't told the boys yet. Now before I do that let me introduce everybody.
00:12Denny Love, Herman Rice, Aaron Branch and we got a special guest in the house, three times
00:18Grammy nominated, Rhythm and Flow winner, you might have seen him on Mare of Kingstown with our boy
00:23Denny, Englewood's very own, D Smoke. They think we're doing match the wife to the husband
00:32but I had a different plan today. Zane, why don't you bring them out. There are actually
00:38five women here, the reason being one of these gentlemen here is married to all five.
00:47Today's episode is match the husband to the five sister wives.
00:53How y'all feeling? Feeling great man, feeling good. I told you you'd like this episode. Yeah this is
00:58good. You like this one huh? One of these guys is epic, this is, I've never heard of anything like
01:03this. This is crazy. One of these gentlemen is with all five of these women. Before we get started.
01:09Potentially. I don't know, we're gonna find out together as a unit. What I do know is we
01:15get a lot of comments about how we interrupt Aaron all the time right? Yeah. And I'm gonna be
01:20honest, we don't care but yes we know you guys care. Yeah. So Aaron, the fans, for this season
01:27I am giving you your very own Aaron DND button. What? Okay. What does that mean exactly? I knew
01:34Denny wouldn't like this one. You get one press for episode but every time you press it you get
01:3830 seconds of uninterrupted time. 30 seconds of listening to Aaron. This is like, this is special
01:44treatment. What we, me and Herm don't get no special treatment. You don't need it. We're supposed
01:49to listen to Aaron though. The grays in his hair suggests a level of wisdom that we have not yet
01:55attained. That's not a compliment. That is not a compliment. We're gonna go into typical Kevin
02:00Lanshaw fact. What? Good job. I like it already. I've never had the power to do this so I just want
02:06to say to you, the fans, this is just a wild lineup. I didn't really have anything to say.
02:14I mean, this is really crazy. This is something. Off the top, I mean probably I would go,
02:20probably with, I can't see your number fully, probably number six. Can I stand up while I do
02:24this? I just want to say hi to everybody. What's up everybody? How we doing? We can't say anything. What up?
02:30We made it. Trash this. In typical Kevin Lanshaw fashion, first round we're going
02:34off looks, who we think looks like they could bag all five of these women. Aaron, I'm going to start
02:38with you. What's going through your mind? Number seven looks like he will put all these women in
02:43a body bag. So I'm going to go, I don't think he is. So that's not a vote for him. That's not a vote
02:50for him. Okay. Number eight, I don't think Shaboozie is messing with all these ladies.
03:01Shaboozie don't have none of these shafloozies.
03:05Shafloozie is crazy. You looking a little bit too hard on that number seven.
03:10Number nine, Yellowstone, Yellowstone Rich. These might be his ladies.
03:17Did this six escape your roast session? Look how he looked at him. Look how he looked at him.
03:23Say something. But I just don't think it's number six, bro. I don't think these ladies are his ladies.
03:28I think he might've had two of them. That's not how that works.
03:33I think the closest person for all these women to be, I think number nine,
03:37I think these his shorties. Okay. Yellowstone. Number nine. I'm going to go ahead. Can I jump
03:40in? Yeah. Yeah, of course. I wholeheartedly disagree. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. Double
03:48down. I'm going to disagree. I'm sorry. I promise. I may be mistaken, but I think number nine shed a
03:56single tear when they came out. It was like, Oh my goodness. So his, you know what I'm saying?
04:02His excitement at the sight of them. He's not accustomed to it. When you live in the house,
04:07you know, both sides of the world, we might get all them dressed up ladies and stuff. But when
04:11they in the house, he get them hood boogers. You know what I'm saying? He was too excited to see.
04:17We're thinking about the good. We're not thinking about the bad. So it's not number nine. It's for
04:21sure not number eight. Why not? No, he looked like, he looked like a one man, man.
04:32No way. The outfit. Is that the outfit? No judgment. No, I think you said it right, man.
04:39One woman, man. Okay. Sorry, my brother. Number seven. Uh, I wouldn't put it past him. What?
04:45I wouldn't put it past him. He's committing a crime. Don't think you can handle it. No way.
04:51If I'm offending you, I'm sorry. You just look. No, this is what we do here. We do this. No,
04:54no, no, no. I'm saying I'm a little scared. Yeah. Yeah. He might have a little
05:02number six. He's a nice person, but he don't want that much drama. It's a lot. That's a lot.
05:10Maybe he might want three. I'm going with number two. What's the unassuming pick? I don't know.
05:20He does get Mormon vibes. I'm going to have to say, uh, you are smoking the smoke. Okay.
05:30Number 10 looks like he rarely talks to women.
05:37Number nine looks like he could afford this many women. I don't know if he has the wherewithal to
05:44deal with this. This is a lot of Latina women. One thing I know about white men,
05:48they can't handle all that spice. So for me, it's between number six and number eight and number
05:56eight. He looked like he could wrangle some house and Latina women like horses and stuff like that.
06:03All my exes. And they do. And they know they do. So I don't know why y'all sleeping on my man. He
06:09kind of got that swag to him. Like he looked like he could talk to him real nice and spicy.
06:15You know what I'm saying? Number seven. I don't know why you're here.
06:20Let's get Aaron's take real fast. I think it's number nine.
06:23Thank you. All right. I think it's number nine in that jacket is so fresh, bro.
06:28Is that Aaron? Stop trying to hit on him. We trying to talk about
06:35trying to get added to the state. I don't think 10 talks to women that often. No,
06:39no, no. But also maybe he's very easygoing. Nine feels the most like,
06:46like you can afford it. You know? Yeah. Be honest guys. Let's not play games here.
06:52We're going to move on to the questions round, but we're going to start with the ladies.
06:55Okay. We're going to ask us some questions because we got to understand this. Number one,
06:59what is your name? Where are you from? And why did you decide to become like a sister wife?
07:04Destiny. And I'm from LA and you know, I just thought it was always cool.
07:09And I hated getting cheated on. So you hated being cheated on and you thought it was cool to like,
07:14have like a bunch. Okay. So rather than getting cheated on, you just said,
07:19let's just bring more women into our situation. No, it was just like, you know, in my previous
07:23relationships, I was always getting cheated on. So, you know, I was just okay with this person,
07:28you know? Um, like I was very open with it. Okay. Well, technically you getting cheated on
07:33four more times. No, but it's not cheating. Have you cheated as a polygamous accepting woman?
07:40Cause I can't necessarily call you polygamous unless y'all got an arrangement where outside
07:44of how you got on the side. Yeah. Do you? No. Would you like one? No. Got it. So do you like
07:52go back and do the research? Like, Oh, this has been going on in societies long before America,
07:57every institution. You know what I'm saying? Is that something that people who practice it go
08:02back and do just so that us, like for lack of a better word, normal American citizens or monogamous
08:10longest question.
08:18Here's a question. Do you ever get jealous of the other women?
08:21No. Okay. Go ahead. I'm done. Do you ever get jealous of that? I'm going to put my one plus
08:27one equal two questions out for me. How does your family feel about this? Um, you know,
08:33they love me, so they got to deal with it. Yeah. Damn. The deep breath was very telling. Have y'all
08:38ever gotten into a fight in the house and who filmed it? A physical fight or? No.
08:46Well, you might've not been around when that happened. Number two, what is your name? Where
08:49are you from? And why did you decide to become a sister wife? My name is Carla. I am from Chicago.
08:56And I decided to become a sister wife because I mean, I just really enjoy being with a bunch of
09:03other people. Lonely would you say? They hit you up online? I mean, we all kind of just got like
09:13mixed in the same crowds and it all just worked out. So Carla, is it safe to assume that you're
09:18also attracted to women? I guess you could say that. At what point, where did you join in on
09:24the roster? Like when did you, when were you, was he, were you one, two, four? Like what number am
09:31I? I don't know how that works. I'm learning here. I am number four. Who was number one? I, I, I,
09:38type, type, type. It's number seven. So she's the recruiter. So she's the one who had to approve
09:44everybody else. She's the mom of the house. Carla, how does your family feel about this?
09:48Um, they know about it, but they're not necessarily too supportive of it, but. But
09:53they all went to Chicago, so it don't matter. Yeah, it don't matter. Do you get jealous of
09:57the other girls? Uh, sometimes. Oh, which one, which one? We're not going to tell her,
10:03we're not going to tell her, but you can tell us. Um, I mean, I get sometimes jealous of
10:08all of them. Number three, what is your name, where are you from, and why did you decide to
10:11become a sister wife? Well, my name is Ayana. Ayana. I'm from LA and I became a sister wife
10:18because I love children and I wanted a large family. And so it kind of helps that they have
10:24kids and we all have family together. Oh, it's kids involved. We have kids. Oh, wow. So you
10:31treat their kids like your kids? Yeah. Wow. How many kids total? Uh, 11 and counting.
10:38Okay. He's rich. My question is this, is this a six income household or is this a. You mean,
10:47are they bringing something to the table? Raise your hand if you're contributing to the financial
10:51income of the household. Oh, he balling. Let's go to number four. Uh, our number one,
11:01what is your name? Where are you from? And why did you decide to become a sister wife?
11:05My name is Joy. Um, I'm from Illinois. Um, and I really didn't have a choice. My husband, um,
11:15was always cheating on me, but then he came to me and he said he had the families with these other
11:20women and we've been together for so long. And I wanted to continue because I love him so much
11:25and I wanted to change and work things out. And so then we became in this lifestyle. Let me clarify.
11:30So you are married to one of these gentlemen and he was cheating on you. Yes. Do you have,
11:37did you already have kids at this point? Yes. How many? I have three. Okay. So you had three kids
11:42with him and you decide, you know what? I want to find a way to make this work. So just bring all
11:48the other women into the fold. Yes. But do you guys all live together? How does that work? We
11:53all live together now. We at first didn't know about each other. So you just had different
11:58families. Yes. Look at who loved the guilty. But think about this man had cheated on so many
12:06different women and he was so diabolical. He convinced all the women he cheated on to be
12:12with him. One of these guys is unlike any man I've ever met. 100%. Someone in that lineup,
12:21if you look up diabolical, his picture popped up. Well, he had to be cheating from the start
12:27immediately. And then he brought everybody else into it. So obviously. But her and said, I got
12:32kids. Well, here's the thing. And he convinced all four, all five to say, come with me. And to also
12:37be a stepmom. He also has a type. He got a tight. He has a tight. Well, he veered off after one.
12:44Number five, what is your name? Where are you from? And why did you decide to become a sister?
12:49Why? My name is Bonnie. And I'm originally from Mexico, but raised in Chicago.
12:53Oh, let's go. A lot of them Chicago. I know. Well, when we found he imported a few,
12:58um, came into this dynamic, not knowing initially that he was with somebody else.
13:04Yes.
13:15Wait, I mean, you've been practicing Spanish. What do you say?
13:20I want the answer before, before first, before we get the chance.
13:25It's easy.
13:30Let's move on to the questions round for the fellas. All right. Starting with you. Number
13:35six. Goddamn. What is your name? Where are you from? And what is the best part of having five
13:41wives? Uh, name is Justin. I'm from Inglewood, California.
13:48When I saw the smoke, I was like, Oh,
13:49Oh, honestly, it comes from like trauma types. You know what I'm saying? When I was a kid,
13:55uh, I used to get bullied cause I didn't put lotion on. They call me crusty, justy.
13:58Oh, wow. And, uh, I got no girls. So the best part is having them all, all the girls. You know
14:04what I'm saying? I didn't believe a word out of his mouth. That's crazy. When I was a kid,
14:07it's like, bro, and dudes from Inglewood would be lying. What? Justin? Yeah. What's the worst
14:14thing about having five wives? I feel like it's kind of what you expect. You know what I'm saying?
14:18Like at the end of the day, I don't know what to expect. It's a lot of female energy. If you
14:22get what I'm saying. He not being, he not, he dodged it. He didn't prepare for that. Cause
14:29he don't know. You don't know. It's not him. Which one is the lotion? But think about it.
14:33What? He was crusty, justy. He was crusty, justy. That is true. That is true. I'm not
14:40lotioning myself. No, not with five women. I'm doing this. Do what y'all gotta do. What's your
14:50name? Where are you from? And what is the best thing about having five wives? I'm Brandon. I'm
14:55from Whittier, California. Whittier sound like a polygamy ass place. Best thing about having five
15:02wives is what they bring to the table. You know, they all bring something uniquely different,
15:07they all have their own personalities. And so, okay. What's the worst thing about having five
15:13wives? It's the jealousy. It's they downplay it a little, but they do get jealous of each other.
15:18And so that adds a little. I mean, Carla didn't downplay it. Hey, it's firm. Usually ain't none
15:24of them even looking at him. That's what I said. I said, don't none of these women look jealous.
15:29True authority is not measured in heavy handedness. This man is a facilitator and his,
15:35his answers ring as authentic. I always feel like you're doing poetry.
15:41His answers read as authentic. Facts. His answers read as authentic. He's steeped.
15:47Facts. I don't know what that is, but facts. Polygamous. Shut your mouth. I'm ready to vote.
15:53Number eight. What is your name? Where are you from? What's the best thing about having five
15:57wives? My name is James and I'm from Dallas. James? James. Yeah. James without the S.
16:02James. James without the S. That's different. Like it's a damn James. That's a name where you
16:10would bag five women. He said it's a damn James. James, what's the best thing about having five
16:16wives? Honestly, it's six. Oh wow. One more time? Six. He said six. James, this is very fast. When
16:26you do all that, is it like a one at a time? How does that? It might be one at a time. It might be
16:32two at a time. Sometimes three. You ever done the whole stable? No, not the whole time. Not yet?
16:38Not yet. What's holding you back? Somebody don't want to do it with everybody else.
16:45Come on Carla. Damn. Okay. So the most is two or three? Four. Four. Oh, so it's a one,
16:52hey, one of them. Well James, is that part of why? Bonnie was looking like, I like to do it though.
16:59When you're recruiting, is that a part of your recruitment process? They have to
17:06like women as well? I don't recruit, man. So none of the women have brought you other women?
17:11No, no. You didn't have a story? They all got separately. No, I'm trying to get to someone.
17:16So they all just came into the stable at different times and you convinced them all
17:21to be with you. Right. Can you tell me what your pitch was?
17:25That's good. It's a little bit what you said earlier. Like you get with it or get lost.
17:31See, I knew that from my spirit. You need a pupil. Danny, get with it or get lost.
17:41What you want? What you want to do? I have a question. What do you do for work? Yeah, smoking.
17:46Oh, I'm in real estate. I own a couple of real estate companies. You own the companies? Yeah.
17:50Justin, what do you do for work? What's up? What do you do for work? Like work, work. Okay.
17:57Damn, Justin. No, you know what? Thank you. That's enough out of you. Thank you. We got it.
18:02What do you do for work? Number seven? Yeah. Hydro engineer. You do what? Hydro engineer.
18:06What is that? It's underwater welding. What's the average salary for somebody doing something like
18:11that? You can start, you start at 110, but I make 170,000 a year. It's a dangerous job.
18:18Not enough. Not in LA with five women. In LA, five women? He could live in the valley, bro. He could
18:23live in the valley. We got to find out what Justin's job is, bro. We got to find out what's
18:26his source of income. I didn't say I didn't have a job. My bad, Justin. My bad, Justin. Yeah,
18:30I work. You know what I'm saying? What do you do? What do you do for work? I work. What do you do?
18:37I work. I tried, y'all. I really tried. Let's just say I work hard. You get what I'm saying?
18:42I make the bread. You get what I'm saying? Okay. So he's in the real estate. I don't get what
18:45you're saying. In the hood, we call that- He's a drug dealer. When he can't say it, I'll say it.
18:54Number nine, what is your name, where are you from, and what is the best thing about having
18:57five wives? Patrick. I'm from Louisville, Kentucky, and I would say the best thing
19:04is spice and variety. What is your strategy to pleasing five very different women?
19:13You're doing your thing. The tonality.
19:19The gulp of nervousness. I don't.
19:27I am a very attentive listener to each and every one of them.
19:30Ain't talking about your listening skills, fool. You got 11 kids.
19:3611. Listening won't put a baby in a spiral.
19:39Ooh. And one of them's eight months old, recent. You just was in there.
19:46Look, all of the women are laughing a lot.
19:51Well, they laughed a lot during eight. They're like, he's so funny. Who is nine?
19:54So, okay. Patrick, what's the worst thing about having five wives?
19:58Remembering all their birthdays and each Valentine's Day.
20:02He barely remembered that answer. Have to get gifts for all of them.
20:07I feel like your next line is going to be, God bless us.
20:11Is he convincing you to join his stable? I'm not against it.
20:17Oh, wow. You know, you do want to be with the man.
20:22I'm just saying. That's what you said.
20:25No, that's not what I meant. But he asked, do you want to join his stable?
20:28And you said, I'm not opposed. I did not say it like that.
20:33Number 10. What is your name? Where are you from?
20:36And what is the best thing about having five wives?
20:39My name is Aiden. I'm from Nashville. And the best part is being able to live truthfully.
20:46Oh, wow. Cap.
20:47He looked at them like he's never seen them in his life.
20:50Hey, look, if these really your wives, go kiss one right on the mouth.
20:53De-smoke. No, we can't do that.
20:56How does your family back in Nashville feel about all this?
20:58Oh, I don't talk to them. Oh, why not?
21:01Oh, it's just different lifestyles, different.
21:04I'd say. Do your best dance. Go.
21:06Do my best dance. Your best dance.
21:08Give him a beat, Aaron. Oh, hell no.
21:11Do not give him a beat. Oh, hell no.
21:13Do not give him anything. Six, nine and ten are gone.
21:15It's between seven and eight. And I'm going with seven.
21:18Wow. So you don't think it's six?
21:20Because obviously it's not six. And then seven.
21:23You're like thinking that maybe. Okay.
21:27He said that. What about Dave?
21:29He's so mad. We don't believe him.
21:31You know what? You know what, though?
21:32That's how it be. And then they step forward at the end.
21:34What is the living arrangement that you guys have?
21:37Yeah. Walk me through a day in the life of having five wives.
21:41Well, they all got their own rooms. So everything's separate.
21:45I go in a room with whoever I want that night.
21:48So that's how it goes. And then we got all those kids, you know,
21:51and the kids, they got their own rooms, separate the boys and the girls.
21:54All 11 kids have their own rooms. Well, yeah, they separate the boys and girls.
21:57What in the mansion? How many rooms is in the house, brother?
22:00Eight. How many bathrooms?
22:03Bro, you trying to Zillow this?
22:06Wait, can I ask a specific question to you, Patrick?
22:10So how much is what would you say is an average dinner cost with your entire family?
22:15How much does that cost? At least a thousand.
22:18What? I mean, it's 11 miles.
22:20Plus them. And he said he's a pilot.
22:23You're a pilot? Yes, sir.
22:26What kind of pilot? Commercial pilot.
22:29When you're a commercial pilot. Plywood.
22:33When you're a commercial pilot. Plywood.
22:35You and your crew. He already made the joke.
22:36You and your crew. You and your crew.
22:39I can go all day. You liked it.
22:41That was good. Quit the puns.
22:43No, wait, no, wait. You and your.
22:44Plywood. Hey, where the pun at? Get the pun.
22:49So for a pilot, it'd make sense for him to have a family in two different cities
22:54because he's a commercial pilot. He's not like an independent pilot
22:57where he's flying wherever. He's a commercial pilot,
22:59which means he probably has the same routes. Oh, specific routes that he's talking.
23:02That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's like,
23:03yeah, everybody, I'm going to see my O's. I don't know if you're saying that.
23:07Well, we didn't ask the ladies, like, how often.
23:09Hold on, let's finish this. Don't talk to me like that.
23:14What is, first of all, how was the convo letting your wife know that there were other women
23:19involved? So it was really hard at the time.
23:20She was definitely devastated. So I think that like, and they all were,
23:24it was all coming out at once. So it was sort of a thing that like,
23:26how am I going to deal with this? And then I felt like we came together
23:30on sort of the decision. It was like, I'm in love with all these people.
23:33That was something undeniable. So I think it was finding a way
23:36that it was going to be able to continue to work out.
23:39And it ended up being just bringing everybody together.
23:42And what do you do for work again? I actually made most of my money
23:44selling NFTs about 10 years ago. It's him.
23:47And I do crypto. What's your living situation
23:49like right now with them? How does it work? We live in a converted motel.
23:53It was from like the 1920s. And the way it works out,
23:56we actually have a lot of help. So we have other maids and other people
23:59come in and assist us, a driver. We have a bus.
24:02So to be able to get the kids to school. When he said converted bus,
24:08number one almost. Converted motel.
24:10Converted motel. She almost got up and left.
24:12She's like, I ain't never lived in no. All right.
24:15I'm going to move us on because here's the thing.
24:18We can ask all the questions we want, but at the end of the day,
24:21you can't lie with body language. Okay. All right.
24:25We're moving on to the activity round. As you can tell, we have a couch here.
24:28This is called movie night. Obviously you guys all live in the same space.
24:33Yeah. And I'm sure there's nights where you
24:34come together and watch a movie. Snuggle.
24:36So here's what you're going to do. I want you guys to just act like you're home
24:40and make your way to the couch. We're going to evaluate where you sit,
24:44how you sit, how comfortable you are with each other.
24:46Did you want a demonstration perhaps? I knew. What did I say?
24:50I literally, we're at home and I said, Danny's going to want to demonstrate.
24:52Can you show us how you'd approach the couch with the ladies?
24:55Okay. You don't need you. We don't need you.
24:59Why are you still here? Oh, me?
25:02All right. Ladies, you come in. Hold on. I'm going to tell them how to come in.
25:08Ladies, you know the call.
25:12The views you didn't love. They didn't move.
25:20I had to change it up. They ain't like that. Everybody silence.
25:28That's crazy. I hate this. I don't like this at all.
25:34Oh, this is the cuddler. She's the cuddler. I don't like this one bit.
25:38It's giving Ray J vibes. Okay.
25:41That was a demonstration. All right. On three, just make your way to
25:46the couch like you do for movie night. One, two, three.
25:55He just saw how I did it. And that's what you look.
25:58Get in where you fit in. You don't even fit in.
26:01He don't even know where he's supposed to be.
26:09All right. One, two, three.
26:13Oh, my God. Give it a rest.
26:16I saw him ask for permission.
26:20He asked for permission. You're right here.
26:22No, no, no, no.
26:25Number one looks uncomfortable.
26:26She don't want to look close to her.
26:28She's leaning away.
26:28No, she doesn't want to come this way. She don't like you.
26:33Do your thing, Shaboosie.
26:34On three.
26:36On three. One, two, three.
26:40Here comes the two, two, three.
26:49I'm not going to lie. He lied.
26:51I'm not going to lie. He's so comfortable.
26:53He said, y'all know y'all places.
26:54No, no, no, no, no. He whispering to her.
26:58He said, go and pour me up a double shot of whiskey.
27:03No offense to number seven. Everyone felt a little bit more tense.
27:06No, no, no, no, no. Full offense to number seven.
27:09Complete offense.
27:10With all due respect, they went back into their natural formation with him.
27:14Yes.
27:14With number seven, because he grabbed their hands and made them do it.
27:17Yeah.
27:17They were out of whack.
27:18Yes.
27:19They're back in whack.
27:20Well, I don't know if it's a natural formation. I mean, they've been sitting
27:23kind of the same, but different places.
27:24No, this was exactly how they were with me, and I know that well.
27:28Okay.
27:29How do you remember that?
27:30Because I knew where they were.
27:32Patrick, on three. One, two, three.
27:37It's like Mission Impossible.
27:41But look, look, look.
27:42Sorry.
27:43Uh-uh, no. Uh-uh, no.
27:47See, he ain't even leave enough room for my girl.
27:49We can't, there's no room.
27:50He ain't leave enough room for my girl.
27:52Well.
27:53Aaron, you see they went to the same spot, right?
27:55You know when you're with an older person, and you happen to see a bunch of pretty girls,
27:59and they're like, hey, get a picture with them. Get a picture with them.
28:01I get a picture with them.
28:04They're like, ah, and then everyone smiles.
28:05That's what this is.
28:06Like he on the cruise.
28:07Yeah, and they're just like, oh, you're so cute.
28:09Like, you're so adorable.
28:10He getting in the...
28:11And they're like, look at him.
28:13Aiden, on three. One, two, three.
28:22He look like Tommy.
28:23He look like the Green Ranger, don't he?
28:25You stupid.
28:26That was my favorite one.
28:27That was my favorite Ranger.
28:28Why was he also the White Ranger?
28:30He was the White Ranger, too.
28:32Y'all focus on Power Rangers. Lock in, bro.
28:34Well, because we know he ain't the...
28:36They don't do what Mary comes to do.
28:37She's not in that pocket.
28:38She ain't in her pocket.
28:40A left of him, right?
28:41Yeah, she's not in her pocket.
28:41And she took the note, too.
28:44I'm not looking at him as being like, he got enough sauce for all of them.
28:48He ain't got enough sauce for himself.
28:50Damn, Denzel.
28:52He got sauce for his folks.
28:54He got sauce for a different demographic, but not them, bro.
28:57Not them.
28:58Let me in there.
28:59All right.
29:00If you made it this far in the video, God be with us.
29:04And also drop a like, man.
29:05This has been a roller coaster, a fun episode.
29:07I don't think anyone's ever done this before.
29:09So I'm honestly proud of everybody here for making this happen.
29:12I ain't nobody yet.
29:14How you going to find them?
29:15We're going to now vote on who we think is with all five of these women.
29:20That being said, I'm introducing a new rule on the Kevin Lang Show.
29:22Effective immediately.
29:24When it comes to voting now, all the core panelists are going to vote.
29:28All the core panelists get one veto, which means if we all vote, let's say number seven,
29:34one of us is allowed to veto the whole thing and say, nope, I'm vetoing it.
29:38It's number nine.
29:40However, if you get your veto wrong, you don't get a veto for the rest of 2025.
29:46Damn.
29:46But if you get it right, you get to keep your veto.
29:49Okay.
29:49So use it wisely.
29:51Mr. Smoke, how you feeling?
29:53Oh, I'm first.
29:54All right, I'm going to start eliminating.
29:56It's definitely not number nine.
29:58Okay.
29:59Please step back, sir.
30:02I don't even know if that's the rule, but.
30:04It's not, but do your best.
30:05Number six, please step back.
30:07God.
30:07Wow.
30:09You ain't got no job, Tommy.
30:12Although you was my first pick at first, number 10, please step back.
30:16I didn't even know that was your first pick.
30:18I'm not mad at you.
30:19Jeff Daniels, please step back.
30:24Watch it be him, bro.
30:26Watch it be him.
30:27I think it's number eight.
30:28So your vote is eight.
30:29James.
30:30Great job.
30:30James without an S.
30:32Okay.
30:33Everybody take a step back forward.
30:37I think that was great.
30:38We should start going.
30:38That was the best that a guest has ever voted ever.
30:41That was pretty good.
30:44Good luck topping that.
30:46I'm probably going to have to side with D Smoke on this.
30:49It still potentially could be number seven.
30:51You're so likable.
30:53There's something about you that I just feel like.
30:55He wants to come up.
30:56No, no.
30:56Number eight.
30:57I thought one of them shriveled up.
31:09I'm going to go with number eight, bro.
31:12It seems like this is like a smorgasbord of ladies.
31:15Something just feels off, man.
31:17Number six.
31:18He just doesn't have the confidence that I would like for him to have.
31:21He didn't look comfortable sitting on the couch with the women.
31:24Number seven.
31:24You lost me with that kiss.
31:26Was that it?
31:27That was the thing.
31:28I'm not necessarily unsold on Patrick.
31:32But number 10, that little dance you did is traumatized me.
31:40And I think you would have picked up a little more flavor being around all these Latinas.
31:44Agreed.
31:44My boy, James, he is the only one that possesses the aura that I think necessary to
31:52captivate five beautiful women.
31:55And he seems like he has a job that's sustainable.
31:59He said he's the owner of two real estate companies.
32:03I'm going to go with James, man.
32:04I'm going to be the odd one out because my vote is actually Patrick.
32:08I'm just sold on the pilot lifestyle, back and forth cities.
32:13Can I sway you?
32:14No offense to our pilot, right?
32:18But did you see how he was having trouble coming over here and landing?
32:23There was a little turbulence.
32:24It was a little turbulence.
32:26It was shaky.
32:27Turbulent.
32:28I did, in my mind, say put the seatbelts on.
32:30Hey, come on, Denny.
32:33In my mind, I tell, in my mind-
32:35What did you think of that?
32:36In my mind, I put my seatbelt on.
32:38In my mind.
32:39I just think James looks younger.
32:42This was their oldest kid is like 13, which means he probably got married more than 13 years ago.
32:49So he was married for maybe however many years until he had all of this happen.
32:53And he feels young.
32:54This feels like something that happened a long time ago.
32:57It's four to one.
32:58So I'm outvoted.
32:59But we're going with James.
33:01James, number eight.
33:02We voted number eight as the man to miss the legend who is with all five of these women.
33:09I personally voted number nine.
33:10You did it.
33:11Don't do that, Kev.
33:12He did.
33:13Don't do that.
33:13Wait, no, if you're going to do that, you should veto it.
33:15Will the real husband take a step forward?
33:19Yes, we did it.
33:22And I knew he was a player from the beginning.
33:24James, everything you said today was real.
33:26Except for where I'm from.
33:27I'm from Chicago, but I would have gave it away.
33:29I would have known Chicago get like that.
33:33So you were married.
33:34What is your real name?
33:35Cameron.
33:36Cameron.
33:37So you were married to Cameron and you brought this to her.
33:40Yeah.
33:41And she was willing.
33:42Yeah, well, not really.
33:43It took a long time to get everything organized.
33:45But two years ago, I said two years is because that's when we brought it all together.
33:50Yeah, but I've been messing.
33:51I've been with Cam and Jess.
33:53I've been messing around with it.
33:54I mean, I'm.
33:56Are you now settled into this life?
33:58Like, this is how you want it to be.
33:59You're not looking to make any more changes.
34:01Right, right.
34:01No, I'm not looking to add anything.
34:03I know people have asked us online and stuff like that.
34:05You cold.
34:06So when you said, when you said you've gone up to you've slept up to four of them, but
34:11one is not trying to.
34:12That was true.
34:13Guess who it is.
34:14Okay.
34:14I'm guessing two, two, because she looks like she don't play.
34:20What do you think?
34:20I said two.
34:21Yeah, two, four, four.
34:23I didn't hear the question.
34:24I'm gonna go one.
34:25What?
34:25Well, who was it for?
34:27Told you she's a mother.
34:30She's the OG.
34:31I don't play this team.
34:32Oh, gee, do you have a message for anybody who's, you know, is looking to get into a
34:37polygamous relationship?
34:38If you're a man, get your money up for real.
34:40If you're a man, get your money up for real.
34:42Ooh.
34:42That's the only way you can do it.
34:43He not lying.
34:47Well, that's it, guys.
34:48I'm gonna go get my money up.
34:49That is going to be all in a day's work.
34:51Good night.
35:00Justin.
35:00Yeah.
35:01Was anything you said real?
35:02Yeah.
35:03Okay.
35:03Well, you didn't say much anyways.
35:06Brandon, was anything you said real?
35:07All bulls**t.
35:10Patrick, was anything you said real?
35:12Where I'm named and where I'm from.
35:13Aidan, was anything you said real?
35:14Just my name and where I'm from.
35:16Wow.