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00:00Welcome back to the Kevin Lang Show,
00:01no more showing your hair,
00:01I'm your host Kevin Lang,
00:02and today we're doing match the weight to the person.
00:05We got five people here,
00:06and I've got their weights under my hand,
00:08and our job is to figure out whose weight belongs to who.
00:12Now, I've put together what I think, once again,
00:14is the greatest panel to ever live,
00:15and I know I say this every week,
00:17but I mean it this time,
00:18because we got Denny Love,
00:20Herman Rice,
00:21Aaron Branch,
00:22and last but not least,
00:24make some noise for Ken Fleury!
00:26Yay!
00:30Denny, what made you decide to bring Ken
00:33for this specific episode?
00:35For this one,
00:35we just needed somebody to be our honorary big back.
00:38Ah, that's it.
00:40Should've used your forehand, man.
00:42No!
00:45Yeah, you should've.
00:46Your forehand look like his forehand's dad.
00:52We paid Ken in pizza rolls to be here today.
00:57Took about three packs,
00:58but the man finally said yes.
01:00Yo!
01:01Denny on a pizza roll with two hands.
01:05Why won't you stop?
01:07We just started.
01:08I said one thing.
01:09We just started!
01:10I said one thing.
01:11Hey, man, what's up?
01:12Herb, you stayed out of that.
01:13Herb seems in shock right now.
01:15I just didn't know Ken was gonna come with that much heat.
01:18You ain't got nothing to say about his head?
01:20Oh, man, I can't even see it.
01:22I got you, Ken.
01:23I got nothing to say, man.
01:24I appreciate you, brother.
01:26I feel like he could whoop my ass.
01:27I ain't gonna like,
01:28I'm gonna leave that shit right there.
01:30Man, this is a friendly camel.
01:31You're not gonna do anything.
01:33We look like the big and tall logo.
01:38All right, let's get to the action.
01:40I'm gonna read off these weights, first and foremost,
01:42and then we'll assign them based on looks.
01:44All right, let's start with weight number one.
01:45270 pounds.
01:47That's thick.
01:48Damn.
01:49That's thick.
01:50Well, that's robust.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Robust.
01:53Robust.
01:54That's a great word.
01:55You like that?
01:56What you think?
01:57Well, we gotta see what the rest of the weights are.
01:59Yeah, we gotta see,
02:00because that's Herb's credit score.
02:04Did you see what you started?
02:08Oh, my.
02:09You know these are all grown-ass because
02:10they're laughing so hard at this.
02:12315 pounds.
02:15We in the threes.
02:16If you in the threes, you a big boy.
02:18Yeah.
02:19I ain't gonna lie, that's my goal weight.
02:20I need to lose one denny to get to 315.
02:34250 pounds.
02:36Can't hate his mic.
02:42Herb's not playing games.
02:43Oh, he's not playing games.
02:45It took him seven minutes to say that s**t, man.
02:49He was brainstorming this s**t.
02:53That's a lot of storms.
02:55I got me from you.
02:57You need to talk.
03:00You got the f**kin' tornado up there.
03:03Category five, n*****.
03:06You ain't got a foyer, you got a category five head.
03:12290 pounds.
03:14Ken started all this.
03:16Ken started this.
03:16Ken started all this.
03:18Y'all booked me on Guess the Weight.
03:19I could have been on Guess the Age or some s**t.
03:22No.
03:23Denny's in charge of booking the weight.
03:25Right.
03:26He saw you first for Guess the Weight.
03:28I texted Denny and said,
03:29we want to do Guess the Weight.
03:30He goes, I got the perfect person.
03:33This retwist is crazy, man.
03:34It looks good.
03:36Can't even spread positivity now.
03:37No, it's just-
03:38It look like it come off with a hat.
03:39It gets the hat.
03:41What twister is you talking about?
03:42You're here, you gotta retwist it.
03:43Hey, Ken said it look like it come off with a hat.
03:48You know what's crazy?
03:51They're still here.
03:51And we didn't ask them anything.
03:53We haven't talked to them yet.
03:54227 pounds.
03:56How specific is that?
04:00I know what that is.
04:01All right, just tell us your weight then.
04:04All right, I'm going to go up there and off looks,
04:06we're going to try and figure out who has what weight.
04:08Let's start with the big one.
04:10Okay.
04:11315 pounds.
04:12That would be Ray Liotta after a couple meals.
04:15We're going to go down to number five.
04:16Easily.
04:17I couldn't wait to you understand.
04:19That's my boy right there.
04:20Ken, you feel the silence?
04:22It's so loud.
04:24No, because we got the same body type,
04:26so we got the same legs, I can tell.
04:29Hefty.
04:30He run out of breath when he put on his socks too.
04:34One of them halfway off.
04:35Hey, that's why he only got half.
04:37You know he big because he got on slippers.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Comfort shoes.
04:41Always.
04:42And they look customized.
04:43Exactly, yeah.
04:44They are.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Don't over prescribe.
04:48He got the XL1s.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Here's the thing.
04:52This is going to get hard because they're all in the 200s.
04:55And we know muscle weighs more.
04:58He's also, number two is tall, right?
05:00So he's going to be a larger weight,
05:02but also he looks in shape.
05:04So he's not going to be too crazy.
05:06Hiram just Hiram trying to compliment him
05:07because they both bald.
05:08We are both bald.
05:10But he's also trying to butter him up.
05:11He's like, he looks like he has a great job.
05:13Good man.
05:15Don't worry.
05:15Don't worry.
05:16In maybe a couple of years, you'll be with us.
05:18Oh.
05:19I like that.
05:19Hey, my brother.
05:21I'm going to be bald.
05:24I don't wish that on you.
05:25Why are you shaking hands?
05:26Whose side is you on?
05:27Checking the weight of his hand.
05:29All right, you want to check the weight of your nose.
05:31You keep doing that, torpedo.
05:32Checking the weight of the hand, bro.
05:34Relax.
05:35You see here, op, bro.
05:36I ain't no op, bro.
05:36You over here, op.
05:37You an op.
05:38You just tried to get me out of there.
05:39Oh, what happened?
05:40He's defending me.
05:41Can't we all just get along?
05:43Nah, f*** this sh**.
05:44This is the last motherf***ing episode.
05:47He said, I'm going to sneeze and blow this whole sh** out.
05:50On the count of five, one.
05:52Look, yeah.
05:56Let's do this.
05:57Between these two, who do you think weighs the most?
05:59Or who do you think weighs the second most?
06:01I would say second most is number three.
06:03Three, right?
06:04Yeah.
06:05But that would be 290.
06:07And my concern is that his tall, muscular ass
06:10would be 290.
06:11I agree.
06:13I didn't say all that.
06:14I just said tall.
06:15I didn't even mention your ass.
06:17Tall, muscular, butterlicious.
06:20No, see, that's not what I said, Kevin.
06:23Nah, see, that's not what I said.
06:24Honey glazed.
06:26Honey glazed.
06:27Nah, y'all be doing this sh**, bro.
06:32You got me nervous.
06:33I'm dropping numbers.
06:34He got you nervous, man.
06:35What you saying?
06:36Would you guys think 250 and 270?
06:39Because I'm thinking he's our lightest guy right here.
06:41Yeah, for sure.
06:42He did 227.
06:44Ricky Gervais.
06:46I'm OK with that.
06:49I'm going to put this here for now.
06:53All right.
06:54I gave him 270.
06:55He goes, oh, OK.
06:56I go, what?
06:57He goes, I don't know, all right.
06:58You know the crazy part?
06:58I think we got this right on the money.
07:00I think we're done.
07:01But number four, though, that was the one that confused me.
07:03Damn, can't let me fit in here.
07:05The half of the sh**.
07:07Jeez.
07:08Hey, Kevin, that sounded crazy.
07:10Pause.
07:11That sounded crazy.
07:12No.
07:13No, that was your type.
07:14No, no.
07:15All right, we're going to go to the questions round next
07:17and ask them some questions.
07:19Starting with you, number one.
07:20What is your name, where are you from,
07:22and what did you have for breakfast this morning?
07:23My name's Daryl.
07:24I'm from Santo, Texas.
07:27And I had a brisket quesadilla this morning.
07:30Ooh.
07:32Brisket quesadilla for breakfast?
07:34Yeah, they have brisket at Chipotle now.
07:36You went to Chipotle for breakfast?
07:38What time?
07:39It's from last night.
07:42I got extra quesadilla.
07:44Extra quesadilla.
07:45And it was for this morning?
07:46I don't know.
07:47Are you telling me that a burrito made it overnight
07:50with you?
07:50A burrito made it?
07:52I mean, yeah, yeah, exactly.
07:54Well, I had an extra.
07:55You didn't have extra.
07:56You bought two things.
07:57That's what I'm saying.
07:59You just bought two of them.
08:00Yeah, I was confused.
08:01I'm like, is this leftovers?
08:02Like, no, this is a pre-planned meal.
08:04It could be gone next week.
08:06You don't know.
08:06God forbid, right?
08:07Yeah, you got to get it while you can.
08:09He loves a limited time offer.
08:11What time did you eat the brisket quesadilla at?
08:1310?
08:14Fat.
08:1415?
08:15Bro, that's crazy.
08:17What'd you do after you had that brisket quesadilla
08:19from Chipotle at 10 AM?
08:22What'd you wash it down with?
08:23You had the shit out of Denny, didn't you?
08:26That's crazy.
08:29I had a Gatorade.
08:30That's right, Athlete.
08:31I had a Gatorade.
08:31A Gatorade?
08:32I don't know.
08:33I just got to come off this show.
08:34Bro, mix it.
08:35Mix it.
08:35Have some fucking water.
08:36Damn.
08:37I fear that this is the healthiest breakfast yet.
08:43What'd you have for lunch today?
08:45I didn't have lunch.
08:47I was full off the brisket.
08:49See?
08:49And then it balances out.
08:50See, it is healthy.
08:51He said he eat like a python.
08:57OK, thank you, Daryl.
08:58We'll come back to you.
08:59Number two, what is your name, where are you from,
09:01and what'd you have for breakfast today?
09:02My name is Nathaniel.
09:03I'm from the IE.
09:05And I like coffee.
09:06What?
09:07Coffee.
09:07Just coffee?
09:08Yeah, that's all I've had.
09:09Oh, you just had coffee?
09:10Yeah.
09:10Are you intermittent fasting?
09:12Maybe, yeah.
09:13So you're trying to lose some weight.
09:14Yeah.
09:15He don't like his size.
09:16Or are you broke?
09:20That's what I know is intermittent fasting.
09:22I was like, wait a minute.
09:23So how rich are you?
09:24Oh.
09:27I had two brisket quesadillas this morning.
09:30Suck your shit.
09:32Suck your shit.
09:34How tall are you?
09:356'3".
09:366'3".
09:37Herm's trying to size him up.
09:38Yeah, I don't think.
09:41So Nathaniel, you were bigger.
09:43You've lost a lot of weight.
09:44Yeah.
09:45I can tell.
09:46What?
09:48Well, what you looking at?
09:49What do you mean?
09:50What are you looking at?
09:55You know what I mean?
09:57How much weight have you lost so far?
10:01Why are you laughing?
10:0440 pounds.
10:0540 pounds?
10:05Yeah.
10:07Yeah.
10:08That's huge.
10:09See, it's possible.
10:10That was amazing.
10:13Number three, what is your name?
10:15Where are you from?
10:16What did you have for breakfast this morning?
10:18My name is Americus.
10:19I'm originally from Jersey City, New Jersey.
10:22And for breakfast, four eggs, package of sausages,
10:26and a big bowl of white rice.
10:28Oh, shit.
10:29OK, so he is Asian.
10:32Are those Lakers-inspired?
10:33Yes, they are.
10:34Oh, sick.
10:35Lakers.
10:36You're a Lakers fan?
10:37Lakers, go.
10:39They look like Twinkies.
10:40He never bingles.
10:41So stupid.
10:42Number four, what is your name?
10:45Where are you from?
10:46What did you have for breakfast this morning?
10:47Hi, I'm Douglas.
10:48I'm from San Francisco.
10:50Hey.
10:51And I had oatmeal with blueberries.
10:54Are you trying to lose weight as well?
10:55Oh, yeah, definitely.
10:56Have you lost weight so far?
10:57Yeah, I have.
10:57How much have you lost?
10:5820.
10:59Wow.
10:59Oh, OK.
11:00Congratulations, man.
11:01That's good.
11:02And the older you get, you got to be constantly healthy.
11:04You're always going to be on your game.
11:06Americus, are you trying to lose weight?
11:08I've been trying to lose weight.
11:10Have you lost some so far?
11:11You lost it, and you found it.
11:13That happens to a lot of people.
11:14I've lost over 100 pounds.
11:16Wow.
11:18That's amazing.
11:18You've lost over 100 pounds?
11:20Bro, wow.
11:23I don't think he's 290, though, now that I think about it.
11:25Because he would have had to be at 390.
11:28I've been doing sumo for over 17 years.
11:30Oh, you've done sumo professionally?
11:31And then if you've done sumo, you're automatic.
11:33You've got to be over 300 to be a sumo wrestler.
11:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:37Have you thought about doing it?
11:38Yeah, man.
11:39I mean, if this don't work out, I'm
11:40going to be right with him.
11:41All right.
11:44Come on, you qualify.
11:45Come on.
11:45Four eggs, two burgers.
11:47Come on, you got to do it now.
11:48I'm going to do some sumo.
11:50He wrote down in the front, he said, four eggs,
11:52a big bowl of rice.
11:55You got it all right here.
11:56He said, what's the meal plan?
11:57Yeah, I'm ready.
11:58I'm ready.
11:59Just go to buffets.
12:00Come on.
12:01I'm banned, bro.
12:02Don't let me do this, bro.
12:05They're like, you abused the sister.
12:06Yeah, bro.
12:08Can't up there with his plate like.
12:12OK, number five.
12:13What is your name, where are you from,
12:15and what did you have for breakfast?
12:16So I'm Craig, like Craigslist.
12:18Original hometown, Staten Island, New York.
12:20OK.
12:20But now I'm out here.
12:21I've been in LA.
12:22Well, I left when I was 10, so I've been in LA forever now.
12:24Nice, man.
12:25And for breakfast, I like to go to Yvonne's Supermarket.
12:27They have big, the best bagels.
12:29I know it's weird to go there.
12:31Big, big bagels, and I put a lot of cream cheese and lox.
12:33That's what I had today.
12:34Almost every day, I have the same thing.
12:36Have you ever thought about changing it up?
12:39No, I haven't, but every day.
12:40Talking about LA, New York, I'm a Mets fan.
12:44So Mets, and they have the best food, Citi Field.
12:46I've never been there, but I've seen it on YouTube.
12:49I'm on the YouTube channel for Citi Field food.
12:51You've never been there, but you claim
12:52they have the best food.
12:53That's enough, Craig.
12:54But Dodger food and Yankee food, no good.
12:56I hate both those things.
12:57You've never been, Craig.
12:58You don't know.
12:59I've heard.
13:00But what really messed me up is Chuck E. Cheese.
13:03What?
13:04What are you talking about, Craig?
13:05What was you doing at Chuck E. Cheese, Craig?
13:07I'll tell you what happened.
13:08I worked there for 10 years.
13:09Okay.
13:10At Chuck E. Cheese.
13:10And before I worked there, I was skinny.
13:11I was skinny as you.
13:13And then I got to work there, and this is what happened.
13:16I used to dress up in the costume.
13:18I dress up in the Chuck E. Cheese, this is real,
13:19I'm not kidding.
13:20Dress up in the Chuck E. Cheese costume,
13:21I go in the walk-in.
13:22I take off the Chuck E. Cheese head,
13:24and just start eating the food in there.
13:26Oh, he was like a real rat.
13:28Like the pizza.
13:29And I'd eat the food.
13:30Just cheese.
13:31Wait, hold on, that motion was crazy.
13:32How'd you eat it?
13:33Like that, like that.
13:35All right, thank you, Ken, thank you, Greg.
13:38How do you guys eat sub-salmon?
13:39How do you eat sub-salmon?
13:40Like that, right?
13:41Like that, right?
13:42Stop, we got it, Greg.
13:44Stop, Craig.
13:45Mets are number one.
13:45They're going to get it next year.
13:46Next year, they're going to start number one.
13:48Back in the 80s, I could eat a hot dog in one bite.
13:51My dream, that's my dream, to go to Citi Field.
13:54My dream, that's my dream, to go to Citi Field.
13:56My dream, to go to Citi Field.
13:58My dream, that's my bucket list, number one.
14:00Citi Field.
14:01I hope we can make it happen for you after this episode.
14:02I think so, too, man.
14:03I actually think so.
14:04You can just not eat bagels for a month and go.
14:06And save the budget.
14:09And just go.
14:11I'm going to hear from Chuck E. Cheese corporate.
14:13I have a feeling they're going to fire me now.
14:14He just has to stop.
14:15He won't stop.
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15:38Darryl, walk me through like your day.
15:40What do you eat in a day?
15:42So outside of your brisket from Chipotle in the morning.
15:44I like get like chicken thighs and I'll grill those
15:48and I have spices like, you know,
15:51what is it called, cayenne pepper?
15:53I'll put cayenne pepper and make them like spicy.
15:55You didn't know what it was called.
15:57But you know, white people don't season.
15:59I can make a salad.
16:00I learned it.
16:01But you haven't mentioned a salad.
16:02You keep saying you're healthy
16:03and I haven't heard you say you're lean.
16:04That's true.
16:04He's like, damn it.
16:05That's true.
16:06He's like, that's why.
16:09Darryl, what's your go-to cheat meal?
16:11I mean, it'd probably be, oh, Korean fried chicken.
16:14Korean fried chicken.
16:15Korean fried chicken.
16:16It's fine.
16:17It really is okay.
16:18Nathaniel, do you have a go-to cheat meal
16:19that you're like, mm.
16:20Sushi.
16:21Oh, I like that.
16:23That's not too bad.
16:23But it's not too bad.
16:24It's healthy.
16:25But I eat a lot of it, so.
16:26Like, I make it a cheat meal.
16:28I'll have like 12 rolls, easy.
16:3012 rolls?
16:31Oh, yeah.
16:32Bro, look at all these.
16:32Like a roll is six?
16:35Yeah.
16:36And you're having, so six times 12?
16:37Yeah.
16:38Oh, wow.
16:39God damn.
16:40Yeah, you're going crazy.
16:41Before or after?
16:41This is recent?
16:42This is how you cheat now?
16:44Oh, yeah.
16:44Oh, you a gluttonous mother.
16:46Do you go to, do you work out?
16:49Huh, yeah.
16:50How often do you go to the gym?
16:50I think four to five times a week.
16:53Okay, when you work out,
16:54do you mainly do weightlifting or cardiovascular?
16:55Just weightlifting.
16:56Americus, what's your go-to cheat meal?
16:59Prime rib.
16:59Prime rib?
17:00Prime rib.
17:01He love him some barbecue.
17:02Okay.
17:03He do love some barbecue.
17:04Douglas?
17:04He did, he did, he did.
17:08Douglas, go-to cheat meal?
17:09No, actually, my cheat meal is pastrami
17:13with melted cheese and a hot pastrami sandwich.
17:15Whoa.
17:16Hell yeah.
17:17Okay.
17:18Did you say hell yeah?
17:19Yeah, that shit's on fire.
17:20He turned him off with that one.
17:23This is my new meal plan.
17:24Fuck you talking about?
17:25Yeah.
17:26Y'all giving me ideas, you mother fucker.
17:29Shannon and Ryan, nobody need him,
17:30just the food that's being mentioned.
17:31Number two, pastrami.
17:33Craig, go-to meal?
17:35So what I like to do is I get a big bowl
17:36and then I go to Vons again.
17:38And I get-
17:39Again?
17:40Bro, it's sponsored by Vons.
17:41He got a gold in Vons.
17:42Let me ask you, how many trips to Vons
17:44do you make in a day?
17:45A lot.
17:46Hey, man, what's up, Chris?
17:50And then I rip it apart, you know,
17:51to kind of rip it, you know,
17:52into smaller pieces, put it in the bowl.
17:53The chicken?
17:54The chicken, yeah, it's good.
17:55Then I get the mashed potatoes pre-made.
17:56Oh my goodness.
17:57Scoop it into the, with the chicken.
17:59Sometimes I have the stuffing.
18:00If they don't have the stuffing, get the scallops.
18:01Pre-made.
18:02Everything's pre-made.
18:03I don't cook.
18:04Well, this ain't giving or like any-
18:06No, hey, Ken, this is, this is Tuesday, Ken.
18:09Oh, shit.
18:09It's a Tuesday.
18:10You know the gravy?
18:11I'm with you.
18:12The gravy.
18:13Six minutes, mix it up.
18:15Six minutes, it comes out hot.
18:16And I'm good, man.
18:17That's my good cheat meal.
18:18Do you have a fitness routine that you have?
18:21Yes, walking to Vons.
18:23Right.
18:24You didn't see me mixing the ingredients?
18:25So you walk, you say walk into Vons.
18:27And then I walk, well, no, I drive to Vons.
18:30Okay, so you, don't lie to me, Craig.
18:32I wake up in the morning.
18:33If I don't go to Vons that day,
18:35I'll just go walk around the block a little bit.
18:37But I walk, takes me a long time.
18:39Wait, how long does your groceries usually last you
18:41before you back at Vons?
18:42Two hours.
18:43Two hours.
18:44Most of them are gone.
18:45A couple hours.
18:47Wait, you've been to Vons multiple times in the same day?
18:49Yeah, I have.
18:51Douglas, what is your workout look?
18:53Oh, do you have a fitness routine?
18:54Oh yeah.
18:55What do you do?
18:56I've been working out ever since I was 20.
18:57I'm 59 now.
18:58My birthday's next week.
19:00Oh, nice, man.
19:00Happy early birthday.
19:01Yeah, I'm looking forward to-
19:02You turned 60 or you turned 59 this year?
19:0459.
19:05Nice, man.
19:06What do those workouts look like?
19:07Yes.
19:07I'm mostly upper body,
19:08working out with tricep, bicep, and back, and chest.
19:12I actually don't think he's overweight.
19:14I don't think he's so either.
19:15How tall are you?
19:16I'm 6'2".
19:17You're 6'2"?
19:18Yeah, I can see him being with you.
19:19He got that grown man look.
19:21I don't think so either.
19:22He might need to be switched.
19:23Yeah, we should lower him.
19:24250 and 270.
19:25He might be the two.
19:26Americus, what's your workout routine look like?
19:28I'm a weightlifter, usually,
19:30and usual sit-ups, push-ups.
19:33How many times a week do you work out?
19:35Three times a week.
19:36What's the heaviest plate you lifted?
19:37One of his lunch plates.
19:38Let's just go down the line.
19:41Darryl, what is your favorite restaurant?
19:43Oh man, there's this great snake.
19:46There's this great steak house in Rancho Cucamonga
19:49called the Sycamore Inn, the Sycamore Inn.
19:52Oh, the Sycamore Inn, okay.
19:53Yeah, I like that.
19:54It's a really great steaks,
19:56and it's like in the drinks,
19:58and it's all dark in the front.
19:59I don't know, it's real chill vibe.
20:02Okay, down the line, Nathaniel.
20:03I like any sushi place.
20:04Sushi place?
20:05Any sushi.
20:06Americus?
20:07Yeah.
20:07Tamashanter Scottish Grill.
20:08Okay.
20:09Oh.
20:10Douglas, you got a favorite restaurant?
20:11Yeah, I'm a big fan of Benihana.
20:13When they flick that food, you catch it?
20:14Oh, I'm all about the mouth.
20:16Keep up.
20:17Oh, that's right.
20:20Hey, is he going to Benihana or Denihana?
20:27If you want to feed me.
20:31That's the slogan for Denihana.
20:33If you want to feed me, feed me.
20:35Give me a little bit.
20:36If you want to feed me, feed me.
20:37Not in the notes.
20:38Not in the notes.
20:39You gotta give him his friend.
20:43You gotta give me like a vibe,
20:45like when they do the volcano, he starts clapping.
20:50Well, you know, when you have your birthday,
20:51you get $50 off for dinner.
20:53Oh, I did not have a birthday party.
20:56Hey, you're going to get three fake IDs just to go there.
21:01Greg, I'm going to skip you
21:01because I think we know what your favorite place is.
21:03Oh, no, no, it's not that.
21:05It's not that.
21:06I know.
21:06It's a tie.
21:07It's a tie.
21:08Devon's Bakery Store.
21:09He don't name a place.
21:10He's never made.
21:11That's not a restaurant.
21:11That's not a restaurant.
21:12That's a supermarket.
21:13What's your favorite?
21:14It's a tie.
21:15It's between Asian Buffet and Szechuan Garden
21:17and Moorpark, California.
21:19Let's move some weights around.
21:20The only change I would make,
21:22even though I think this is perfect,
21:23is our boy Nathan and Doug could potentially switch.
21:28I feel like the 32 year old
21:29is going to carry that weight better, bro.
21:30He doesn't look too heavy.
21:31I also feel like he's more muscular
21:33and muscle's going to weigh more.
21:35Yeah.
21:36And you said you lost 20 pounds.
21:37Yeah.
21:38And you lost 40 pounds.
21:39Yeah.
21:39That means he would have been,
21:40if he was 250, he would have been damn near 300.
21:43Yeah.
21:44I don't know if I could see him at 300.
21:45I don't know if I could see him at 300.
21:46I would agree with you,
21:47especially of how much he said he eats those ham rolls.
21:50Dude, 12?
21:51Yeah.
21:52Yeah.
21:53So you think we switch them?
21:54And then we're good on three?
21:55Yeah.
21:56And five?
21:57Type on that last one.
21:58I would need to be 351.
22:04I'm not mad at this.
22:05This next round is the catch a sled round.
22:07One by one, Aaron,
22:09who's actually our strongest person on the panel,
22:12is going to try and pull our guys
22:14and then come back to us and give us data
22:17on who he thinks weighs what.
22:19Can I have a catchphrase before I do each one?
22:22Yeah.
22:23All right, cool.
22:24Let me know when you guys are ready.
22:25Why are you so freaky?
22:27Relax.
22:28Okay, we'll, uh.
22:30Relax.
22:31Our guess is that Daryl is 227 pounds.
22:34Ready?
22:35Here we go, ready?
22:35He don't want to stick his ass out.
22:36And.
22:37All right.
22:38Ready?
22:39On your mark.
22:40On your mark, get set, go.
22:41Oh, that was light work.
22:42Okay.
22:43Okay, good job.
22:44Aaron almost kissed him at the end.
22:46Aaron was finna.
22:47He's getting his lips ready.
22:49He's like, ah, you did so good.
22:51What did you do?
22:52Damn, Daryl.
22:53Daryl.
22:54Daryl.
22:55You can't put your foot on the sled.
22:57No, no.
22:58Daryl.
22:59I didn't know.
22:59You've never done a headlight before?
23:03No, I'm from Texas.
23:05How do you stand up with your butt?
23:07That doesn't even make sense.
23:08All that goddamn brisket, relax.
23:11That felt easy.
23:12Yeah, it is.
23:13Yeah, that was very light.
23:14Okay.
23:14All right, Nathaniel, come sit down.
23:15But currently we have him as the lightest.
23:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:17I guess you could say that wasn't my first rodeo.
23:21One of your first time pulling the alone.
23:26On three.
23:27So we're thinking he's two.
23:29We have like 270.
23:29We have a 270 right now.
23:31So this should feel way heavier than 227.
23:34Right, okay.
23:35All right, cool.
23:36Whenever you're ready.
23:37Buckle up.
23:37Cause it's about to be a crazy ride.
23:38Stop.
23:41Ready?
23:42Yup.
23:43Here we go.
23:44Let's go.
23:44Oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:45Oh, oh, oh.
23:46You're not gonna get to that butt.
23:47You're not gonna get to that butt.
23:48Oh, oh, oh.
23:49Oh, oh, oh.
23:50Y'all been on a slide before?
23:51Oh, oh, oh.
23:51Oh, oh, oh.
23:52Oh, oh, oh.
23:53Oh, oh, oh.
23:54You learned a new technique?
23:56I don't know how he got turned around.
23:58That did feel heavier though.
23:59I'm not gonna hold you.
24:00I ain't trying to turn him around.
24:02And then try to tie him up.
24:04She said, I told you it was gonna be a crazy ride.
24:07That was heavier.
24:08That was significantly heavier than 227.
24:10Hold on.
24:11Before we bring in Americus,
24:13we think he's 270.
24:15Should we bring in Ford Douglas?
24:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:19If he's the closest one.
24:20No, no, no.
24:21Come on, get back to back for you.
24:21Because we have Douglas at 250 right now, right?
24:22Yeah.
24:23Let's see.
24:24Come on, man.
24:25Oh, there you go.
24:28Looks like it's time to sled our way to Benihana's.
24:32Way lighter.
24:33Way lighter?
24:34Way lighter?
24:35Way lighter.
24:36Like 20 pounds?
24:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:37Man, help him up.
24:38Oh, I'm sorry, Douglas.
24:39Can they help him up?
24:40They can't help him up.
24:41They all about the same.
24:44He didn't look light the way y'all just picked him up.
24:46You a big guy.
24:48Are y'all sure?
24:49Yes, that was right in between.
24:50But did y'all help him up the same way?
24:52He didn't need help.
24:53But that's my point.
25:00Number one being the absolute lightest,
25:02then him, and then him.
25:04All of a sudden.
25:05He's heavier than him.
25:07I don't know.
25:08The way y'all just had to pick him up.
25:09Yeah, but that's like, no offense,
25:11old, dead weight.
25:12That's...
25:15Come on now.
25:16No, I didn't mean it like that.
25:16Come on, man.
25:17You didn't have to say that.
25:19You get real.
25:20There was so many things you could have said.
25:22Come on now.
25:23Get a clue.
25:23Get a clue.
25:25That's some good old man.
25:27You better get a clue, buddy.
25:30Hey, man.
25:33That's what my favorite white people say.
25:35You better get a clue, buddy.
25:39Hey.
25:41Go!
25:42Hey, Aaron, you used to be a wrestler.
25:43I bet you can't assume I...
25:44Oh!
25:45Did he fart?
25:49Wait!
25:50Wait!
25:51Wait!
25:52Wait!
25:53All them eggs.
26:03Oh, God.
26:04That's funny.
26:06Bro, that had to be one of the funniest...
26:08Did that really just happen?
26:09That is so funny.
26:12Bro, I don't think I've cried this much in an episode.
26:14Did that really just happen?
26:16Ken, you're quiet.
26:17What's going on?
26:17No, man.
26:18I'm just...
26:19I'm wondering if he...
26:20himself or not.
26:23Let's find out if he...
26:24himself.
26:25Oh, my God.
26:26Okay.
26:27Here we go.
26:29Ooh, I don't know, man.
26:30Heavy or light?
26:32What?
26:32Yeah, that was heavy.
26:33This is heavy.
26:35We have our two knives.
26:36Sumo.
26:37Yo, yeah, perfect.
26:38That's good.
26:38I forgot the weights.
26:39I was trying to remember.
26:40Yeah.
26:41I'm scared to help you up.
26:44You know what?
26:45By the way, I have this...
26:46I'm not kidding.
26:47I have this mat in my bathroom.
26:48Oh, really?
26:48Yeah.
26:49It's nice.
26:50It's smaller, obviously.
26:51It's a big bathroom you got here.
26:52I'm so sorry.
26:53I think he farted, too.
26:53It was a silent one.
26:54What's that?
26:56A little bit.
26:57Time to take you up the aisle of vines.
27:01You might need two guys.
27:02What?
27:03What'd he say?
27:04I didn't hear.
27:05What?
27:06He's happy now.
27:08I'll go shopping for food while you're here.
27:13Here we go.
27:14So, this should be the heaviest one.
27:16This should be the heaviest one.
27:17Okay.
27:18All right, here we go.
27:19Ooh.
27:20He's starting to...
27:21Yo, right here, it's getting really heavy.
27:24I don't like how your mouth is.
27:26I'm gonna go back.
27:28That...
27:28How was that?
27:29Yeah, that was heavy.
27:31You don't sound confident.
27:32Here we go.
27:33One, two, three.
27:34Boom.
27:35Oh, that's beautiful.
27:36Nice, nice, nice.
27:37You like that?
27:38Yeah, I'm good here.
27:38I got you, bro.
27:39Why you say boom?
27:40Yeah, thanks, thanks.
27:41I was looking out, man.
27:42I lived, I lived.
27:43Step above it.
27:43My boy.
27:44Nice job.
27:45I lived.
27:46Get this man a Bob's gift card.
27:47Yeah!
27:48Get him a Bob's gift card.
27:50I think that we collected a lot of data.
27:51Wait, first I wanna say what I said,
27:53which is I'm realizing...
27:55My bad, my bad.
27:56Don't do that again.
27:57No.
27:58What the fuck?
27:58You got people farting in here.
28:01I can't.
28:03I'm realizing having Aaron do it
28:05was a horrible idea on my part.
28:06Terrible.
28:07Because he's so indecisive.
28:08100%.
28:10What'd you collect?
28:11First and foremost, I think I can firmly say
28:13227 is the lightest.
28:14He is 27.
28:15Okay.
28:16There's no question about it.
28:17The lightest one of the bunch, right?
28:18Easy.
28:19Congratulations.
28:19Thank you, thank you.
28:20Yes.
28:21The second one, I would say number two
28:22was the second lightest.
28:25That's how I felt when I was doing...
28:27Number two.
28:28Three felt, in my humble opinion,
28:31heavier than number five.
28:32I don't like your humble opinion.
28:33You said three felt heavier than five?
28:36I don't have a thing in your opinion.
28:36It's humble.
28:37In your humble opinion...
28:39Three felt heavier than five.
28:40Off optics.
28:41This is where I feel kind of weird.
28:42When he stood up, I could kind of see it.
28:45But three felt heavier than five.
28:47Literally from pulling.
28:49I kind of struggled a little bit when I was doing it.
28:51All of Craig is bigger than...
28:54What's the name?
28:55That's why I was confused.
28:56More mass.
28:56More mass.
28:58If Americus was a sumo wrestler
29:01and he still has some of that muscle,
29:03I think we should be focusing on the muscle to fat ratio.
29:07If you're right and Americus is not as muscular
29:10as he used to be, then I'm cool with this.
29:13Do you bench press?
29:14I do bench press over 450.
29:16450?
29:17Two reps each.
29:18It's intense.
29:20He's strong.
29:21Because that was the heaviest one by far.
29:23From the beginning and then pulling him,
29:25that felt like the heaviest.
29:26I would switch him.
29:27To be honest, I think we had this thing right
29:29from the get go.
29:30Same.
29:31So switch it back?
29:32I think so.
29:32To 270 and 250?
29:33Like two and four?
29:34You're basing your opinion on Aaron?
29:38No, no, no.
29:39I'm going off the fact that he can bench 450 pounds,
29:42which means he has a lot of muscle.
29:44And muscle is heavier.
29:46So that's why, and it's close enough where I'm like,
29:49he could be 315.
29:50And I'm sick of this.
29:52He keeps trying to throw out this stigma that I'm wrong.
29:56That's how he started.
29:57That's the best of it.
30:02Let's do this.
30:03One is locked.
30:03Let's talk about two and four.
30:05Are we locking it like that?
30:06Are we?
30:07You want to go back?
30:08I think we should go back.
30:09I think two and four, we had it right.
30:12I think so too.
30:13What do you think?
30:13I agree with Denny.
30:14I would want to go back too.
30:15And then what about three and five?
30:17It's hard for me to believe that our boy,
30:20Americus is ways more than Craig.
30:22It's just optically, that's hard for me to believe.
30:24Just Craig on a regular basis, bro.
30:26He going to Vons three times a day.
30:28Crazy.
30:29It's not like he's like 50 pounds heavy.
30:32It's close.
30:33That's even close?
30:34It's only 25 pounds.
30:3725 pounds makes a difference, bro.
30:39Especially when you pulling.
30:40Well, I feel like lifestyle wise,
30:42I relate to number five the most and I'm past 315.
30:47So I would have to give it to him, 315.
30:49Him and Ken are around the same height too.
30:51Yeah, we got the same leg shape.
30:52Everything is the same.
30:54Okay.
30:55I think actually it might be a little higher than...
30:57Yeah.
30:58Y'all got to put that on him.
31:01Somebody lying in this bitch.
31:03Somebody lying.
31:04Now, let's talk about...
31:05I think two and four are more different than three and five.
31:08Like three and five are perfect.
31:09This is what I think it is.
31:11I think one is 227.
31:12I think four is 250.
31:15I think two is 270 and I think five is 290
31:19and I think three is 315 and I stand on that.
31:22I'm not mad about that.
31:24I am.
31:24I am.
31:25The only reason why I would maybe agree with Herman Dane
31:28is because when we try to get Douglas out of that sled.
31:31That was tough.
31:32It was more difficult.
31:33Yeah, but I got a ruptured Achilles,
31:35which you didn't know about.
31:36See?
31:36Oh, we didn't know that.
31:38Him being at 315, at 310, it's harder for me to believe,
31:42but you being at 270, you at 290,
31:45you lost 20 pounds down at 270.
31:47You at 290, you went down at 250.
31:50I could see that.
31:52I agree.
31:52I want them switched, but it's okay.
31:53I'm gonna just go see what happens.
31:55Cause it's honestly, it's a toss up, bro.
31:57270 and 250 is so close.
31:58Ken?
31:59Yeah, I'll leave it like this.
32:01I want it switched.
32:02But I don't, we all choose.
32:04We want it switched.
32:05I'm saying.
32:06I want it switched.
32:07So it's three versus two.
32:08Yeah.
32:09No, no.
32:10Cause I like the compromise.
32:15Diddy's a lot of things, but he's fair.
32:16All right guys, we locked it in.
32:18We got number one at 227, Daryl.
32:20Nathaniel at 270.
32:22America's at 290.
32:23Douglas at 250 and Craig at 315.
32:26Daryl, we'll start with you.
32:27We have you at 227.
32:28Please step to your correct weight.
32:31Easy.
32:31Boom.
32:32Easy.
32:33Light work.
32:34Light work.
32:35Who do you want to do next?
32:36Cause now I'm, now it's really up, it's our,
32:38we all disagree.
32:39It's up in the air, bro.
32:39Let's just go in order.
32:40Nathaniel, we had you at 270.
32:42Please step to your correct weight.
32:46Aaron Branch.
32:47Aaron Branch.
32:48And remember what I say when I say Aaron,
32:50he don't be knowing what he talking about.
32:51And here we are yet again.
32:53Here we are yet again.
32:54We had it right at the beginning.
32:55There's still a couple of secrets
32:56that have yet to be revealed.
32:58The three of us wanted to switch it.
33:00But the consensus was.
33:00And you stopped me and you said compromise.
33:02The consensus was though,
33:04that you told me to compromise.
33:04No, cause you see Aaron get mad at me when I do that.
33:06When I say Aaron always wrong.
33:07He's like, Diddy, I'm not always wrong.
33:09That's why I said, I'm gonna ride with you, Aaron.
33:13I shouldn't have rolled with none of y'all.
33:17America's, we had you at 290 pounds.
33:20Please step to your correct weight.
33:21I told y'all.
33:23Bro, get your dumb ass, get your dumb ass.
33:27Kevin, are you okay?
33:28Look at your stupid ass.
33:31Look at you.
33:33Look at you.
33:34Aaron Branch, people.
33:36And what's up with you?
33:38Douglas and Craig at this.
33:39Oh, look, I don't wanna argue no more.
33:43I don't wanna argue no more when I say what I say.
33:46All right.
33:47God damn it, Aaron.
33:49I'm not arguing no more.
33:50I'm not arguing Aaron no more.
33:54Anything you wanna say?
33:55I wanna apologize.
33:57But it felt, cause when I was feeling it.
33:59I don't understand.
34:01I'm gonna say this and I mean it.
34:02I felt what I felt.
34:03But hey, guess what?
34:04We had a lot of fun today.
34:05We did.
34:06Shut the fuck up.
34:07Hey, guess what?
34:08I'll see you guys at Golden Corral.
34:11That's an American buffet right there, yeah.
34:13You guys have fun?
34:15Yeah.
34:16We gotta wrap this up,
34:17cause Craig's gotta get to Vaughn's.
34:19I love you guys.
34:20All in a day's work.
34:21Good night.
34:22Back in my bag and like a brag, I do this shit for real.
34:24When we was down and we had nothing,
34:26we had to share a meal.
34:27We put the shit in overdrive when no staring will.
34:32Hey.
34:33That's what it felt like.
34:34Kev, was that a real fart?
34:35Yes, bro.
34:37I literally almost started panicking
34:39cause I'm like, do I acknowledge this?
34:40Bro, I think we all heard the same thing.
34:43I wasn't sure if y'all heard it.
34:44No, bro, that was crazy.
34:46She's clapping.