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00:00Well, Ueda-san, today, while you were busy, Oswald came to the studio.
00:06No no no, of course not.
00:08Of course not.
00:09He's coming to Oswald.
00:11I was allowed to come just before he came.
00:15Just before.
00:16I think you understood in about 10 seconds.
00:18Ito comes out right away.
00:24It's not like he's a deserter.
00:27Why don't you show a lot of Hatanaka-san?
00:30You're always on the show with Ito.
00:33That's because I'm doing my best.
00:35So this time, I'm going to let you know about Hatanaka-san.
00:39Oh, thank you.
00:40Actually, you can see his face from behind.
00:44I have such a big chin.
00:46Once again.
00:47Once again.
00:48We didn't know that either.
00:50If you don't look at it like this, it's hard to see.
00:53He's right next to me.
00:55Your face is quite similar.
00:58Tonight, let's get to know Ozu World Ito's partner, Hatanaka.
01:02He's a popular kid on every show.
01:05And Ito has a card that says his sister is a super popular actress.
01:11But Ozu World has a partner, Hatanaka.
01:16So, to get to know Hatanaka better,
01:19the members, including Ito, will have a quiz about Hatanaka.
01:26Hatanaka is a little shy.
01:29But Hatanaka himself is shy,
01:32so the person who knows Hatanaka the best will announce the correct answer.
01:36And the answer is...
01:39Who is who?
01:42In their 10-year relationship,
01:44Hatanaka's senior, Harada,
01:48and Harada's junior, Taro.
01:53Who do you think is a senior comedian?
01:57I'll give you a clear answer.
01:59It's not a comedian.
02:01Please give us the correct answer.
02:03I don't think so.
02:07I think it's Lemon's.
02:09It's obvious that Hatanaka is a comedian.
02:15Let's move on to the first question.
02:17Let's write Hatanaka's best week.
02:21Hatanaka's best week.
02:24Ito has twice as much money as me.
02:27So, I think we should write half of Ito's best week.
02:30I don't want to lose money.
02:34It's a little too much to say twice.
02:37It's not twice.
02:38It's not time to say twice.
02:40It's not time to say twice.
02:42I said too much.
02:43I'm sorry.
02:44I got carried away.
02:46Let's see the answer.
02:503.8 million, 6.2 million, 2.5 million.
02:53It's already 3.6 million.
02:56There was a month when I started advertising.
03:00I see.
03:01I was on TV as a duo.
03:06I think my best week hasn't changed that much.
03:10I think my best week is this.
03:14So, I think Hatanaka's best week is this.
03:16Ito's best week is this?
03:18What?
03:20I don't think so.
03:21I don't think so.
03:22How much is Ito's best week?
03:23It's 12 million.
03:24I don't think so.
03:25The answer is 12 million.
03:27This is the only one with more than 5 million.
03:32What do you think?
03:34I think so.
03:38That's what I think.
03:40I'm not good with words.
03:41Please show us the answer.
03:43Go ahead.
03:454 million yen.
03:48What?
03:49That's impossible.
03:50That's impossible.
03:52I can't wait for a while.
03:53Is there a chance that this quiz will be worse than the actual quiz?
03:57It's usually higher.
03:58It's 4 million yen.
03:59It's 4 million yen.
04:04Who do you think is not funny?
04:09What?
04:10I don't think so.
04:12You don't think so?
04:13I don't think so.
04:14I respect all comedians.
04:18You don't think so?
04:20That's what I think.
04:22Please show us the answer.
04:25That's impossible.
04:27Shinagawa.
04:28I don't think so.
04:29Have you ever done something bad to Shinagawa?
04:34Not now, but in the past.
04:36I did violence to him.
04:39When we first met, Shinagawa was a bad guy.
04:42Well, well, well.
04:44He was a bad guy.
04:47I think it's Kuroda.
04:49I've seen him making fun of Kuroda many times.
04:54Really?
04:55His voice is small.
04:57He doesn't talk much.
04:58He doesn't want to be a comedian.
05:01When Kuroda makes fun of him, he looks sad.
05:05But he doesn't get angry.
05:07But he doesn't smile.
05:10He has a serious look on his face.
05:12I think it's funny.
05:14Until the correct answer comes out.
05:17Can I let him go home?
05:19No, it's my quiz today.
05:21It's called Hatanaka Quiz.
05:23Well, Mr. Miyamoto.
05:25Mr. Yamauchi from Kamaitachi.
05:27Both King of Conte and M-1 are the judges.
05:33Do you have something against them?
05:37I think it's you.
05:39No, no, no.
05:40I didn't participate in King of Conte.
05:44Please tell us the answer.
05:46The answer is...
05:47Mr. Yajimari.
05:49He's so funny.
05:51Mr. Yajimari has been a comedian for a long time.
05:57Mr. Yajimari uses a lot of cosmetics.
06:01He uses a lot of tools.
06:03I hate him the most.
06:05I don't hate him.
06:06He laughs a lot.
06:07He doesn't laugh at all.
06:09Mr. Yajimari.
06:11I can't hear you.
06:13I'm sorry.
06:14I need someone more important.
06:15That's right.
06:16I'm sorry.
06:17I need someone more important.
06:19Mr. Yajimari.
06:21I hate Hatanaka.
06:23I see.
06:24Please tell us the answer.
06:26Mr. Kakuta from TOKYO-03.
06:28Why?
06:29What do you have against him?
06:31I didn't expect that.
06:34He said the same thing.
06:36I didn't say that.
06:38I didn't say that.
06:39What do you have against Kakuta?
06:41He's good at acting.
06:44He's good at acting.
06:46What is acting?
06:48He's good at manzai.
06:49I see.
06:50He's good at manzai.
06:52Please write this on Wikipedia.
06:54I don't have any books.
06:56Please write this on TOKYO-03.
06:59Why?
07:00He said he hates Hatanaka.
07:06Mr. Hatanaka doesn't talk much.
07:09He's quiet.
07:11He's modest.
07:12Mr. Hatanaka still remembers what he said on this show.
07:20He still drinks alcohol.
07:22What is it?
07:24I'm embarrassed.
07:26It doesn't matter if it's on TV or on stage.
07:31He still remembers it.
07:33Everyone has it.
07:36We all have it.
07:38Why?
07:39We update it every day.
07:41Mr. Hatanaka doesn't talk much.
07:43I only have it once in my life.
07:45I'm good at it.
07:46Mr. Hatanaka only has it once.
07:48That's not true.
07:50It's not rare.
07:52It's not just once.
07:53I have it several times.
07:55Let's see it together.
08:01The kidney is inactive.
08:05What is it?
08:07He has a kidney.
08:09I had a surgery last year.
08:11I heard that he has a kidney inactive.
08:18I have a kidney active.
08:22He makes a kidney joke.
08:25It's like a kidney transplant.
08:27I don't have a kidney.
08:29But when I received it,
08:31the way Hatanaka's nose was bulging.
08:33As an actor,
08:35he was able to make people laugh.
08:37This is what an actor should do.
08:39I was so happy.
08:41Hatanaka's nose was bulging.
08:43He had his own privilege.
08:45That's right.
08:47When I saw his happy face,
08:49I thought I would fall in love with him.
08:51Ito-san,
08:53Can you give us an example of a program in Nogizaka?
08:55Yes, please.
08:57I was on a program with Nogizaka idols.
08:59There was a girl named Sakura Endo.
09:01She was very pure.
09:03She was very pure.
09:05Hatanaka said to her,
09:07I want you to be blown away by the wind.
09:09That's what he said.
09:11I went to the studio.
09:13Hatanaka is
09:15more fun than
09:17a comedy show.
09:19It's more fun when you're making fun of an amateur.
09:21That kind of thing.
09:23I am weak.
09:25I see.
09:27Are you a person who doesn't get carried away?
09:29Stop it.
09:31Well, Ueda-san.
09:33When you go on a date,
09:35but she rejects you,
09:37you become Ito Saeri-chan.
09:39She's like his sister.
09:41Endo personifies Ito-san
09:43as his brother.
09:45He is a type of relationship from square one.
09:47Ueda-san has queues from daily.
09:49I think I can use that as a manzai catchphrase.
09:53Oh, use it if you like.
09:56He says he can use it, but has he actually done it before?
10:00Of course he has.
10:01Well then, please show us the correct answer.
10:05Here it is.
10:06This is the face from the line,
10:09"'Manzai, kaimei yori hitiniki'."
10:12What kind of face is that?
10:14This is actually a V.
10:17That's why I objected to him using the word hitiniki.
10:21It's easier for me to use the word hitiniki,
10:23so I told him to go with that.
10:24He's too scared of me,
10:26so he keeps using the word hitiniki,
10:29but no one is trying to say anything about it.
10:33Where is it?
10:35But this is just a joke.
10:37Yes, it's a joke.
10:38You can use ad-libs or private parts other than the joke.
10:41These two are making a little mistake.
10:46It's not a mistake, it's the correct answer.
10:48What is the correct answer?
10:51From Kremlin,
10:53from March 31st to Monday.
10:56Every Monday at 11.45pm.
11:04What is the correct answer?
11:05It's wearing high school girls' clothes for Halloween.
11:10What is this?
11:12Well, Halloween is a special occasion for comedians.
11:16But wearing high school girls' clothes for Halloween...
11:23I don't think this is the correct answer.
11:25He's making a mistake.
11:32Who is the comedian you want to be like?
11:39A comedian?
11:41It doesn't have to be a comedian.
11:43It can be a talent you want to be like.
11:47I think I've said this before.
11:49Then...
11:53Do you feel like you're heading in that direction?
11:55No, I think I'm still far away.
11:59You're still far away.
12:00You're still determined to go in that direction.
12:02You're still determined to go in that direction.
12:05I've been going in that direction for a long time.
12:08Please show us your answer.
12:12It's Kei Nakagawa.
12:14I think he's a comedian because he likes to do manzai.
12:20I think he's a comedian because he wants to be on stage for a long time.
12:25He's the best at manzai.
12:27I'm not wrong at all.
12:30Please be quiet.
12:32We'll talk about that after the announcement.
12:34Ito-san, you're in the middle.
12:37Watanabe has no attachment to TV.
12:42He only cheers for Tsurubeshi's family.
12:45He always says he wants to be on TV.
12:49He always says that.
12:51Watanabe and Tsurubeshi are on the same side.
12:55They're on the same side.
12:57They're not on the same side at all.
12:59Ito-san, you're in the middle.
13:01That's not true.
13:03You're in the middle of the city boys.
13:05You're in the middle of Kitaro and Hiragano.
13:07That's what he says.
13:09What is it?
13:11I admire Tsurubeshi.
13:13That's the correct answer.
13:15That's what he says.
13:17That's the correct answer.
13:19The correct answer is this.
13:21Tamori-san.
13:23I've never said that.
13:25I've never said that.
13:27I've never said that.
13:29I've never said that.
13:31Why did you say that?
13:33When Ito-san finished,
13:35I said,
13:37I said,
13:39I said,
13:41I said,
13:43I said,
13:45I said,
13:47I said,
13:49I said,
13:51I said,
13:53I said,
13:55I said,
13:57I said,
13:59I said,
14:01I said,
14:03I said,
14:05I said,
14:11To be intimate.
14:13To be intimate.
14:15To capture a nervous moment on stage.
14:17Like this.
14:19And then about manzai.
14:21Like this.
14:23And tell his particular forever.
14:25But....
14:57I can do that with my friends.
14:59You don't have any rivals.
15:02I'm the same age as you, so I'm going to toast to my family.
15:06That's not true, is it?
15:07No, it's completely different.
15:08Are you going to toast to your family?
15:10I'm going to toast to my family.
15:12I'm saying this because I think so.
15:14Please give me the correct answer.
15:16Nakata Atsuhiko's YouTube University.
15:18That's not true.
15:20I've never heard of that.
15:21It's on TV.
15:22It's not on TV.
15:23It's not on TV.
15:24It's not on TV.
15:26I've never met him.
15:27I love him.
15:28I love him.
15:30I've never heard of him.
15:32I live with him because I have a memory of him.
15:38What is it?
15:40Please give me the correct answer.
15:42What is it?
15:43What do you mean?
15:45The reason I live with TAIHO TARO is because I look like him.
15:51That's right.
15:53That's the correct answer.
15:55You don't have to write it.
15:56You can ask him.
15:57That's not true.
15:58That's right.
15:59That's not true.
16:01You look like him.
16:10Who do you think is a senior entertainer?
16:15I know who it is.
16:16I know who it is.
16:18I know who it is.
16:19I've never said it, but I don't think it's easy to guess.
16:23Let's take a look at it one by one.
16:25Mr. Ueda, it's hard to guess.
16:27Mr. Ueda, please guess.
16:28It may be limited to today.
16:31I think it's Mr. Arita.
16:34He is the person I understand the most.
16:36Is that so?
16:37Shut up.
16:38That's not true.
16:41I hate him.
16:42That's not true.
16:44Mr. Ito, please guess.
16:46I know who it is.
16:48That's not true.
16:50I already saw it.
16:53I don't know what you're talking about.
16:55I don't know what you're talking about.
16:57Ito's episode tour.
16:59From Cream Man,
17:01from March 31st to Monday.
17:03Every Monday at 11.45pm.
17:05Every Monday at 11.45pm.
17:07Every Monday at 11.45pm.
17:09Every Monday at 11.45pm.
17:11They want to keep a distance.
17:13They want to keep a distance.
17:15I think this is the right answer.
17:17I think this is the right answer.
17:19Ito-san, please.
17:21There, he was obvious.
17:23He was obvious?
17:25Clearly working to gain popularity!?
17:27Clearly what was he doing?
17:29I was showing it for the first time,
17:31I was showin' it for the first time,
17:33from Hakko's personal meeting.
17:35I have seen this many times
17:37from Hakko's personal meeting.
17:39Hakko's personal meeting.
17:41Hakko's personal meeting.
17:43Hakko's personal meeting.
17:45He was told that
17:47He was not as funny if he speaked this way
17:49And that's when Hatanaka got in trouble and couldn't say a single word in front of Akko-san.
17:54And when we finished recording and went back to the dressing room,
17:57I don't know if Hatanaka was upset with me or not, but he started saying Akko-san wasn't that big.
18:05That's not the point. Akko-san's evaluation.
18:07I think he was really angry about that.
18:11I heard it was big.
18:13After that incident, I thought Akko-san wasn't good with Hatanaka anymore.
18:18I see.
18:20Niyama-san, please.
18:21I think I've heard this before.
18:22Murakami-san from Shizuru.
18:24It's totally different.
18:26I happened to be in Murakami-san's seat at a bar with Hatanaka.
18:32At that time, Hatanaka was like,
18:35Murakami-san?
18:36That's not it.
18:37This nuance.
18:38That's not it.
18:38The expression on his face.
18:39No, no, no.
18:40And he was like, let's pay first.
18:43I told Murakami-san,
18:46please don't let us pay.
18:49I thought he was crazy.
18:50No, no, no.
18:51Murakami-san.
18:52Murakami-san used to drink with his classmates,
18:57but it was the latter half of the year.
18:59So I went to his usual bar,
19:02and I was sorry to let him pay,
19:05but he was drunk.
19:06So I said, it's okay, Murakami-san.
19:09But he didn't let me pay.
19:13The story is interesting,
19:14but your way of speaking is bad.
19:16It's not interesting.
19:18The story is not interesting.
19:20The story is not interesting.
19:22So, he said that.
19:24No, no, no.
19:26I'll ask for your prediction.
19:29Mr. Wada Akiko.
19:31Prediction?
19:31Yes, it's a prediction.
19:32What's the reason?
19:34It's not as big as I thought it would be.
19:37So it's not an obstacle.
19:39It's just a prediction.
19:42Please give me the correct answer.
19:44It's Yoshimura-san from Heisei no Fushikobushi.
19:47Not at all.
19:49I don't think so.
19:51It's the other way around.
19:53Why?
19:54I think he's still doing Heisei no Nori.
19:59So it's not an obstacle.
20:02Yoshimura-san is from the same prefecture as me, Hokkaido.
20:04That's true.
20:05What about Nakata's A-chan?
20:08A-chan has been updated.
20:11I think it's the other way around.
20:12Hatanaka and A-chan.
20:16Why do you care?
20:17Then, A-chan.
20:23I'll tell you the truth.
20:26Why did Mr. Hatanaka break up with his ex-girlfriend?
20:31Please tell me the real reason.
20:35I don't think anyone knows the details.
20:38Maybe he's asking you.
20:41I don't think so.
20:43I don't think so.
20:45Please give me the correct answer.
20:47Mr. Niyama, please.
20:49I think it's the correct answer.
20:52I couldn't say I like her.
20:55He's 37 years old.
20:57He said it.
20:58No, I didn't.
20:59It's his first girlfriend.
21:00That's right.
21:02It's embarrassing.
21:04He's an old man.
21:06That's not true.
21:08I'm not that kind of person.
21:10Mr. Ueda, please.
21:13Did you find out that Hatanaka cheated on you?
21:15No, I didn't.
21:17I didn't know anything.
21:18I think Hatanaka is an honest person.
21:21He cheated on you in a good way.
21:23Yes, in a good way.
21:24I didn't cheat on you.
21:26I didn't.
21:27I don't like men from the Showa era.
21:29Can you tell me when he was born?
21:32How old was he?
21:33I don't like men from the Showa era.
21:36Mr. Hido, please.
21:38I don't know.
21:40I don't like Hatanaka.
21:42I like her.
21:44Hatanaka said to me,
21:46What do you want to eat today?
21:47Hatanaka said curry.
21:50Hatanaka went to eat curry.
21:52That's terrible.
21:54Hatanaka didn't like me.
21:58Hatanaka didn't say she liked me.
22:01Hatanaka also found out that you cheated on her.
22:03Hatanaka told you the truth.
22:05Hatanaka didn't tell you the truth.
22:07Hatanaka did it.
22:08What is the correct answer?
22:10The correct answer is...
22:11Hatanaka said to me,
22:12I want to keep a distance from you on LINE.
22:15I received the message and read the message on LINE.
22:19What?
22:20This is the correct answer.
22:22What?
22:23Did Hatanaka do it right away?
22:25Hatanaka said to me,
22:26I want to keep a distance from you on LINE.
22:27I kept a distance from you on LINE.
22:28I don't know anything about women's hearts.
22:30I don't know anything about women's hearts.
22:32What is the correct answer?
22:34I want to know the correct answer.
22:36I think this is the correct answer.
22:38I think this is the correct answer.
22:39But I don't know the answer.
22:41I don't know what to ask.
22:44I don't know what to ask.
22:47This is the information about Hatanaka that we learned this time.
22:51Did you understand the charm of Hatanaka?
22:54Please write it down in the comment section and spread it.
22:59Who will go on Monday?
23:01The last episode before moving on Monday.
23:04If you make a mistake, you will be disqualified from the program.
23:08Please line up in the old order.
23:11Who will win?
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