Welcome To The Family 2025 S01 E03
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00:00You
00:20Senoras
00:21Dado que ninguna tiene derecho a bien alguno del difunto su caso solo podrá resolverse ad intestate
00:28Okay, okay
00:30Significa que si nos deshacemos del testamento
00:34heredamos todo
00:36todo
00:37todo
00:38ya ya ya ya luego ligar vamos a quemar
00:44Muy bien
00:45parece performance no se verá de nada porque eso es una copia
00:50necesitamos robar el original del archivo general de notarÃas
00:53quise eso
00:58No tenemos tantas cajas de cereos no yo traje algunas yo traje algunas o que observen en silencio voy a dar las instrucciones
01:05todo el mes van a subir las escaleras y entonces yo quiero ser el canguro
01:14Concéntrense lo importante
01:16Inés y todo el canguro vienen para que abajan las escaleras que ya no me dio tiempo de hacerme pase toda la noche
01:22pero que tal
01:25Y
01:26van a llegar aquà hay unas escaleras y aquà está mi amigo
01:30aramendi el tiburón el los va a recibir ojo con la seguridad manitas es de los dursos
01:37Hasta que hay dudas si yo tengo una duda
01:39porque tenemos que ser ines y yo porque ustedes todavÃa le sirven las rodillas y porque son jóvenes y porque jorge y yo vamos a
01:45estar acá ocupados distrayendo a todo el personal yo voy a hacer un drama de mamá soltera de esos que nunca fallan
01:51siempre te fallan
01:53Siempre te fallan
02:02Creyeron verdad yo puedo ser la distracción
02:07Qué tamaño de actriz qué manera de encarar el personaje o bueno la distracción pero por la ropa no bueno vamos a concentrarnos
02:14ustedes dos se van a quedar aquà descongelando al atún y nosotros tres nos vamos andré vayanse a cambiar
02:23Cristina me mandó un whats tu hermano y me dijo que está en yucatán y que le urge hablar con raúl no le contestaste
02:29no claro que no lo que me preocupa es que el mamal y se le ocurra venir para acá
02:34Hoy no ahora quién
02:35bueno pues sabes que si viene pues ni modo pues ni modo ya que se entere que su papito está muerto y que va a
02:40tener que compartir la herencia con nosotros
02:43No no no
02:46La señora Cristina Ruiz si soy yo acompáñenme por favor
02:50todos bien oficial vengo a notificarle con este requerimiento que dejó usted un asunto pendiente con uno de sus vecinos por lo cual
02:57tiene que testificar en la comisarÃa
02:59es el árbol seguro
03:02este señorita esto se va a tardar mucho no lo sé señora es que soy madre soltera quiere que use la fuerza ok ok
03:08sà este nada ni modo tengo que ir sÃ
03:12Si
03:14nada ni modo tengo que ir seguimos con el plan ahorita vuelvo
03:17y bajale a la cava a tres grados
03:19voy voy voy tres grados
03:21muy
03:24Oiga señorita en serio soy madre soltera
03:32Ok equipo vengan toto Ines Corge esto es importante vengan a su mama se la acaba de llevar la policia
03:41Okay, okay.
03:42I'm sorry.
03:43It's just a situation with the tree.
03:44A neighbor.
03:45It's okay.
03:46The whole plan is still on.
03:47Okay?
03:48Yes.
03:49Why aren't you changed?
03:50Because I'm wearing my work clothes.
03:51To change.
03:52All of you.
03:53Come on.
03:54I really don't have any other choice, Olga.
03:55I have to give you back your books.
03:56And what do I do with so many books?
03:57Sell them, burn them, give them away.
03:58None were sold.
03:59I can't have them here in the publishing house anymore.
04:00Or your publishing house is crap, or people don't read anymore.
04:01Don't get it wrong.
04:02People do read.
04:03True crime or personal improvement.
04:04And if you were an influencer, you'd sell millions.
04:05And if you were a lawyer, you'd sell millions.
04:06Jordi Rosado goes in his ninth edition.
04:07And I need you to sign the return to the messenger, eh?
04:30♪♪♪
04:36No, espérame, espérame, espérame.
04:37Yo ya llegué.
04:38Apúrate, tÃo.
04:39Hay que aprovechar el dÃa libre.
04:40SÃ, ahà voy, ahà voy.
04:42¿Qué estás haciendo?
04:43Ya, vámonos.
04:45Te tardas años, tÃo.
04:47Voy.
04:48Ya, tenÃa que explicarle al refri.
04:50♪♪♪
04:56Oigan, no, no, a mà esto no me está gustando nada, eh.
04:58I don't see anything.
04:59And there's no signal here.
05:00Miss, police!
05:01Go away, ma'am! Shut up!
05:12Get out!
05:13Here?
05:14Get out!
05:15How? And what?
05:16Goodbye.
05:17What do you mean, goodbye?
05:18No, no, no, no, no! Hey, hey!
05:20Oh, my God!
05:22Oh, no, no, no, no.
05:25Oh, my God!
05:28Ah!
05:30Hey, hey!
05:31Idiot!
05:32Look, I'm Horacio.
05:34No way!
05:35Hey, well, we agreed to go out, remember?
05:38Let's go hiking.
05:40What do you think of my sexy date?
05:42What's so sexy about bringing a patrol?
05:44You're crazy!
05:45I'm sorry, Cris, I'm sorry.
05:46I just wanted to take you to the top of heaven,
05:49where there is total silence.
05:52And?
05:53Well, I'm just a police officer
05:55from the city of Mexico
05:57who loves Enrique Iglesias.
06:00Isn't that from Montaner?
06:02No, it's not.
06:03The top of heaven is Enrique Iglesias.
06:04No, it's from Montaner.
06:05No, it's Enrique.
06:06Put this on.
06:07Come on.
06:08And how long is this going to last?
06:09About four hours.
06:10No way!
06:11I can't take four hours.
06:12No, no, no.
06:13It's going to be amazing.
06:14Let's go.
06:15Let's go.
06:16Well.
06:17There it is.
06:18I remind you, be careful with the little sister,
06:19the security guy,
06:20and the security guy.
06:21I'm going to call you.
06:22Call?
06:23Yes, right now.
06:24Right now what?
06:25Yes, I'm on my way.
06:26Where?
06:27I have a job at Santa Fe, man.
06:28Don't worry, everything will be fine.
06:29Why are you leaving?
06:30Leave us alone.
06:31Trust me, trust me.
06:32We already studied.
06:33Look for Alamedy.
06:34Alamedy is the name.
06:35See you, huh?
06:36No, why?
06:37I don't know, Josefio.
06:38I don't know, Josefio.
06:39Well, let's go.
06:40Let's go.
06:41But...
06:42But...
06:43But...
06:44But...
06:45But...
06:46But...
06:47But...
06:48But...
06:50Let's see, honestly, I don't think it's a good idea
06:52to just humiliate Jorge.
06:53What does it matter?
06:55It's because the actors have to be experienced.
06:59Jorge, me, Lopez Tarso
07:01are method actors.
07:04Your school manages transfer, Pap.
07:05Later I'll explain.
07:06Yes.
07:09Ready.
07:10Let's finish eating.
07:11Come on.
07:12Let's go.
07:13♪
07:18It's super nice here.
07:20What's the fastest way to get out of here?
07:22Not that way, but it's extreme.
07:24There's an extreme?
07:25Yes.
07:26Fast?
07:27It's extreme, extreme.
07:28It doesn't matter, I'll take it.
07:29Where?
07:30That way.
07:31No!
07:32If you don't do this, you owe me a chesco.
07:34No!
07:35You don't know what I'm going to do.
07:36Pass it to me.
07:37I'm going to do it like golf.
07:39Okay.
07:44Minus.
07:47No, better.
07:49Better we don't play anymore, right?
08:08Ugh, disgusting.
08:10You should clean up.
08:11The bathrooms are covered.
08:12Yeah, they're disgusting.
08:15Come this way.
08:18Look, now we go up there.
08:21Come, come.
08:24That's what I wanted.
08:25You're doing great.
08:34It's easier here.
08:36How much longer?
08:37Not so much longer.
08:38About 45 minutes.
08:41What?
08:49Are you okay?
08:50What happened?
08:52Oh no, my ankle.
08:54Which one?
08:55Calm down.
08:57I'm a police officer.
08:58I provide first aid.
09:04Here it is.
09:08Can you walk?
09:09No.
09:10No?
09:11No, no, no.
09:12Okay, come on.
09:13I'll carry you.
09:16Careful, careful.
09:18Are you okay?
09:19Yes.
09:22Let's go.
09:23I was going to say, right?
09:25As if we were fat.
09:26And now you're all swollen.
09:28A while ago I saw your butt.
09:29I have some butt too.
09:40No.
09:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:44No.
09:58Motherfucker.
10:06It takes you years, uncle.
10:07No.
10:09Uncle, they're ringing.
10:18Hi.
10:19Hi.
10:20Say it.
10:21Girl.
10:22Your mom is here?
10:23No.
10:24I went to get some medicine for my grandfather.
10:27What do you want?
10:28Apologize to him.
10:29The truth is that I didn't think your grandfather had COVID.
10:31So, well, I brought you my novel so you can read it in your confinement.
10:35Well, you probably don't know what confinement is, but anyway.
10:39My novel is about...
10:40What's it called?
10:41El Peluquero de Zapata.
10:43And it talks about the Mexican Revolution, but from a very disruptive point of view, you know?
10:47I'll leave you a couple of copies so you can all read it at home.
10:50Well, of course, especially your grandfather.
10:52There we are.
10:53And just in case...
10:54Shh, shh, shh.
10:55Calm down, honey.
10:56Well, just in case, I'm right here.
11:00Ana!
11:01Who was it?
11:02Oh, the neighbor Metix.
11:03She brought us these books.
11:04It looks like a phone book.
11:06Who's in the picture?
11:07Oh, that name.
11:08It doesn't look like anything.
11:09What do you mean?
11:10He didn't age well, did he?
11:11Let's see.
11:12Give me your hand.
11:13Look for a mecate.
11:14We have to tie the pot.
11:15You have to hit it with the sun.
11:19El Barbero de Zapata is the most asshole name in the world.
11:22No one is going to believe it.
11:23It's not true.
11:24It's not true.
11:25It's not true.
11:26El Barbero de Zapata is the most asshole name in the world.
11:28No one is going to believe it.
11:29Hanna, wait.
11:30First, throw yourself for the devil.
11:31With that, it will be easier to move.
11:33Shh.
11:44What?
11:45Careful.
11:46Are you okay?
11:47Wow.
11:48Are you seeing your foot?
11:49Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:53Wow.
11:56You're very strong.
11:57Who was going to say?
11:58El Gordacio.
11:59Look at him.
12:00You also changed a lot.
12:01After you went to your house for the mess and the drunkards.
12:06I didn't leave my house.
12:07No, seriously.
12:08They fired me.
12:09Uh-huh.
12:10When my dad found out that Jorgito had Down syndrome, he forced me to have an abortion and I didn't want to.
12:15He fired me.
12:16Seriously?
12:17Hey, I had no idea about that.
12:18Uh-huh.
12:19What a tough guy.
12:20And despite that, you came to take care of him?
12:24Or rather, you came to see if he left you an inheritance.
12:31It's a joke.
12:32I'm kidding.
12:40Excuse me, young man.
12:41It's just that all the bathrooms are covered.
12:43And this unfortunate boy, well, he wants to pee.
12:46Well, we have one in the office.
12:48But what do you think he already has?
12:50Oh, please.
12:51Have a little compassion.
12:52He can't take it anymore.
12:53Well, if you want, there's a gas station around here.
12:55Oh, poor thing.
12:56What?
12:57Hey.
12:58What?
12:59Pee.
13:00No.
13:01Oh, you see?
13:02Look, he already peed because of you.
13:04I'm kindly asking you for a bath.
13:06Really.
13:07You are very inhuman.
13:08No, they gave me the order that I can't.
13:09I'm kindly asking you.
13:10What order?
13:11Why in such a big place there is no bathroom?
13:12But why didn't you let him pass?
13:13Yes, I didn't let him pass.
13:14What a shame.
13:15Smiling at an angel.
13:16Yes.
13:17Please, excuse me.
13:18Accompany him.
13:19Take him.
13:20It's new.
13:21It's new.
13:22It's new.
13:23Let's take him to the bathroom here.
13:41The social service was like that way, right?
13:43I think so.
13:44Yes.
13:45I think it's that way.
13:46Yes, yes.
13:47Yes, yes, yes.
13:51You
13:56Hola young
14:02Barbara Rios
14:04See
14:05Barbara Rios
14:07Soy trans no mas lo que pasa es que el gafete no está actualizado y si me sigues preguntando voy a ser un tic-toc para
14:13Si no es insoportable
14:16Vengan son los chiques del servicio social
14:18Pasen pasen
14:21Todo bien
14:24Que paso
14:48Honda
15:05La próxima cita me gustarÃa que vengan tus hijos
15:10Quiero ser un hombre de familia y estoy dispuesto a aprender
15:13Yeah, you know mas que arregle todo esto de mi papá bueno que se recupere mi papá y ya tenemos
15:24Bueno este
15:27Pero ya me tengo que ir porque mi papá se te vamos horas aquà mejor este la próxima
15:34cita
15:36Pero me urge regresar
15:38Acuérdate que soy mamá soltera
15:41De la rolando que ya borra el testamento digital el contrario está aquà adentro a partir de aquà más horas gracias
15:51Me dieron
15:55Folio es
15:57142 mil
15:59832 f 1 9 Romano tres mil uno que un bajo dos mil trescientos treinta y cuatro
16:06guión bajo dos diagonales
16:08999 guión bajo méxico mfp o se pero es terminación eñe
16:13esto es el folio
16:16papita y estén de sorda en chingón esta rapidÃsimo
16:24Familia ya regresé tenemos una misión muy
16:31Muy donde está la turma
16:34Ah
16:42Boy están haciendo que les pasa que hicieron que
16:48como que te encargo una cosa moises
16:54El color que tiene
17:04Ah
17:16Creo que lo encontré
17:18encontraste ciento cuarenta dos mil ochocientos treinta y dos f 1 9 Romano tres mil uno que un bajo dos mil trescientos treinta y cuatro
17:24guión bajo doble diagonal
17:26999 guión bajo no es cierto esta terminación en estamos buscando terminación eñe un que
17:35En ye si
17:39Esta segura que es en ciento cuarenta dos mil ochocientos treinta y uno
17:46Guión bajo diagonal diagonal 999
17:50México mfp o se eñe
17:58Si terminación en el en el o dejamos
18:04Equipo
18:12Los oigo los siento los vuelo primero tapa los baños ahora están aquÃ
18:34Ah
19:04Ah
19:35Ah
19:55Luciana no encuentro mi papá teresita no contesta tú no contesta donde están solo quiero saber que mi papá está bien
20:04Vengan
20:34We're from the social service.
20:36Quiet. Don't move.
20:38The Tecemos will pay for your actions.
20:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
20:41Gentlemen.
20:42Gentlemen.
20:43That one.
20:44That was the one who discriminated against me for being a single mother.
20:47Imagine.
20:48And he's disrespectful because my son was called a Mongolian.
20:51He called me a Mongolian and I said, treated.
20:53Yes, yes, yes.
20:54And they discriminated against me for being trans.
20:56Look, look, look, what's going on?
20:58What the hell are you doing against these beautiful people?
21:01How bad, that's very bad.
21:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
21:04Get out, Rafael.
21:05Shut up, man.
21:06To my office.
21:07You can't be doing this again.
21:09Shut up.
21:10Tecemos.
21:11Tecemos.
21:12To my office.
21:13Tell me again that my single mother dramas don't work.
21:17Bring the will.
21:22This is over.
21:24I always thought you were a parasite, but now you even like me.
21:28I can't believe all that stuff my dad put in your head and you believed it.
21:32The one I'm in love with is Jorge.
21:35What a talent, what a wonderful boy.
21:39Here I brought more things to burn.
21:41Things that I like.
21:42Very good.
21:43Hey, I propose a toast.
21:44What do you think?
21:45Come on.
21:46Well, for us, that we are a great team and that everything went very well.
21:50Cheers.
21:51Cheers.
21:52And second, because Jorge is a great talent, a great actor of the method,
21:57like Daniel Day-Lewis or like Lady Gaga or like Anahà de Rebelde.
22:01Cheers.
22:02Very good.
22:03Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I couldn't be with you.
22:07My contact told me that everything is fine, right?
22:09Well, everything is fine, but not the bathrooms.
22:15Hello, Hector.
22:17Good...
22:18Good.
22:25Hello Hector, good evening.
22:26I hope you are very well.
22:28I want to tell you that I started a new book, but also of the genre.
22:34This time it's about true crime.
22:38Yes, because even if you don't believe it, I took a diploma in law school.
22:43Well, I'll tell you later.
22:45A family of bloodsuckers who kidnaps the patriarch for money, obviously.
22:51They bite him, they torture him, they mistreat him.
22:56And all for what?
22:57To get some cents.
22:59I know you thought I wasn't going to be able, but yes, I am capable.
23:07Mom, the neighbor is looking for you.
23:11Outside?
23:13Do you want?
23:17Hey, wait for me.
23:19Are you going to open the cop?
23:21Yes, why not?
23:24It's not right, is it?
23:25That the tuna and the pig are in the same house?
23:27It's strategy.
23:28You have to have the enemy close.
23:30The tuna is in the cabin, right?
23:32Yes, we put it in.
23:33Then there's no problem.
23:37Watch on street.
23:42Jorge, let's see, give me a portrait.
23:44How handsome.
23:46Hey, your plan did work, huh?
23:48No, no, but it's a super package, you have to recognize it.
23:51They're already eating you up, uncle.
23:54Ouch.
24:01Now I'm going to finish everything.
24:03Son of a bitch.
24:04Oh, I like this a lot.
24:06Not my bags, crazy.
24:07This yes, this no.
24:10This is pretty.
24:12No, no, no.
24:17Hi.
24:18Hi, Cri Cri.
24:21I came to bring you your sweatshirt.
24:22Oh, thank you.
24:24Are you celebrating something or what?
24:27Yes, yes.
24:28The truth is, yes, we are celebrating.
24:30I could celebrate with you.
24:31Oh, okay.
24:33You weren't prepared.
24:35No, no, but I touch.
24:36Oh, look, how good.
24:37Can I come in?
24:39Well, I'm not telling you, my children are there.
24:40Oh, okay.
24:42You can, if not, if it's an uncomfortable moment, I'll come back later.
24:45Well, if you want.
24:46But I can touch something that I brought prepared that you will love.
24:51And this?
24:52Oh my God.
25:01What is this?
25:04It can't be.
25:06It can't be.
25:07Oh no, how horrible.
25:09How disgusting.
25:10What is this?
25:11Oh no, no, no.
25:13No, Raul, no.
25:14No!
25:16No!
25:41The night that comes, cold and alone.
25:46What's wrong?
25:58An air of ecstasy in the window.
26:05How dare you?
26:07How many hours did you cheat on me?
26:11Look.
26:12Every time I'm with you, I discover the infinite.
26:19Are you going to kiss me or hit your girlfriend?
26:26How disgusting.
26:28How disgusting, how disgusting.
26:30How could you?
26:32Why?
26:33Why?
26:43Do you know why you bother me?
26:45Why? According to you.
26:47Because it hurts you.
26:49It hurts me what?
26:50It hurts you that your dad has abandoned you with Alope and your mom.
26:53And you are resentful.
26:55And you need to take off with whoever you can.
27:03And you deserve a hallelujah.
27:05It's a religious experience.
27:10I understand you.
27:12It was almost a religious experience.
27:15With you, every moment and every thing.
27:19Stop, stop, stop.
27:21Wait, wait, no.
27:22I'm delicate.
27:23Right now I'll take everything off.
27:24We have something in common, don't we?
27:29The traumas.
27:31One.
27:33No, no, no, no.
27:35Okay, yes.
27:36You win, you win.
27:42Cheers.
27:45Don't be so crazy.
27:49It's crazy.
27:51I feel new and I don't listen to anything.
27:54And it's almost a religious experience.
27:58To feel that I refuse if you touch me.
28:02To go up to the firmament attached to your body.
28:06It's a religious experience.
28:09It's almost a religious experience.
28:12With you, every moment and every thing.
28:16Kiss your mouth.
28:18You deserve a hallelujah.
28:20It's a religious experience.
28:28Three condoms?
28:30Of course.
28:33Okay.
28:34Are they enough?
28:36I don't know.
28:58Very good, family.
28:59We're going to pretend, you know what?
29:01That this ends today.
29:04What?
29:06But they killed him again.
29:07Oh, well.
29:08The bastard deserved it.
29:10Luciana, what did you do?
29:11Oh, I needed to vent.
29:13There was a ball of disgusting porn photos with women.
29:16No, Luciana.
29:17We were about to make it.
29:19Now who's going to believe that this is a heart attack?
29:21This looks like a murder.
29:23And if we better pretend it's an accident,
29:25And if we better pretend it's an accident,
29:56And if we better pretend it's an accident,
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