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00:00No, no, no, no, no. Please, I'm right here.
00:01Sorry, meter's expired.
00:02How much is the ticket?
00:03I got furloughed last weekend.
00:04Seriously, have you nothing better to do
00:05than be a bottom-feeding scumbag
00:07who can't make a living any other way?
00:08In you go, son. No ticket for you.
00:10Seriously?
00:10I'm the type of cop who gives the poor man a break
00:12every single time, no questions asked.
00:14Okay, great.
00:14However, as for you,
00:16I'm going to make people like you pay
00:17every single time
00:18you rich fucks are going down.
00:21You are accused of being a shitty car.
00:23Shitty car.
00:24Shitty car.
00:24You, however, are not.
00:26Pow!
00:30No, no, no, no.
00:31Are you handicapped, ma'am?
00:32I promise I won't do it again.
00:33You know who uses these spots, ma'am?
00:35Veterans who lost their legs
00:36fighting for our freedom in Fallujah.
00:38Old ladies who are paralyzed by Tesla hipsters
00:40too busy watching TikToks to look up
00:42when they approach a crosswalk.
00:44You have a good day, ma'am.
00:45How's it going, Soaking the Rich?
00:46Great. I've given out six grand in tickets.
00:48Gallagher here is Robin Hood with a citation book.
00:50Evening the income inequality scales.
00:52Look at you up in the ramparts.