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00:00Oh
00:30Oh
00:50So, it's showtime time. I'm Shota Ishikai from Shunputei.
00:54Today, Mr. Oraku Sanyutei has been named the 7th generation of Sanyutei Enraku.
01:01I would like to do the 7th generation Sanyutei Enraku nomination ceremony.
01:05First of all, please say hello to the 7th generation of Sanyutei Enraku.
01:09Yes.
01:10It's been 24 years since I became a storyteller.
01:12I was able to be nominated without seeing my father's back at all.
01:16I am the 7th generation of Sanyutei Enraku.
01:19And the father of the 7th generation of Sanyutei Enraku, Mr. Koraku, please.
01:29He is a guardian.
01:32Now, as the 7th generation of Sanyutei Enraku,
01:35these people will also participate in the ceremony.
01:39First of all, please take a look at this.
01:41Yes.
01:42Yes.
01:46This is the 5th generation of Sanyutei Enraku.
01:49Next is this.
01:51Yes.
01:54This is the 6th generation of Sanyutei Enraku.
01:56So, there are 5th, 6th, 7th, and 3rd generation of Sanyutei Enraku.
02:02So, let's get to the point.
02:05As the 7th generation of Sanyutei Enraku,
02:07the 5th and 6th generation of Sanyutei Enraku are back.
02:11So, for this question,
02:13the 5th generation of Sanyutei Enraku will say,
02:15It's been a long time. How are you?
02:18Please answer by assuming various situations.
02:22First of all, let's have the 6th generation of Sanyutei Enraku show us a sample.
02:27Please.
02:28It's been a long time. How are you?
02:30There are more and more crimes of getting close to people and borrowing money.
02:34Please be careful.
02:39I see.
02:40As expected, it's the 6th generation of Sanyutei Enraku's answer.
02:45It's nostalgic, isn't it?
02:46Now, please do it like this.
02:51Who will do it?
02:53There are only me and the master.
02:55There are only me and my father.
02:58Yes.
02:59Now, the 4th generation of Sanyutei Enraku.
03:02It's been a long time. How are you?
03:04Master, I will cherish the reputation of Sanyutei Enraku,
03:07the 5th and 6th generation of Sanyutei Enraku.
03:09That's great.
03:11Please raise your hand.
03:13It's hard to make a big name, isn't it?
03:16Shota is a name, but it's a very small name.
03:20You can be comfortable.
03:22Yes.
03:23Let's have your father.
03:24Yes, Mr. Koraku.
03:25It's been a long time. How are you?
03:27Yes.
03:28After all, the host of the shop has to have a lot of dignity.
03:37If you've been doing this for a long time, you should have a lot of dignity.
03:42That's what you say.
03:46You're the oldest.
03:48You're in the shop now.
03:50Please.
03:52Let's have the 6th generation of Sanyutei Enraku show us a good example.
03:55Please.
03:56It's been a long time. How are you?
03:58When I win a lottery, I suddenly have more friends.
04:02That's good.
04:06This is also a good answer.
04:08The 6th generation.
04:10Did you get it?
04:12I'm busy.
04:14Let's have the 7th generation of Sanyutei Enraku.
04:16It's been a long time. How are you?
04:18I'm going to visit the grave, but my father isn't going at all.
04:23That's what you say.
04:25That's what you say.
04:27That's what you say.
04:29He goes to the racecourse once a week, but he doesn't go to the grave.
04:33He has to go to the grave.
04:34He has to go to the grave.
04:36That's not what you say.
04:38Mr. Kouraku.
04:40It's been a long time. How are you?
04:42Master, your face got longer again.
04:47Please raise your hand.
04:49When I was a kid, I was called a horse.
04:54The 7th generation of Sanyutei Enraku.
04:56It's been a long time. How are you?
04:58Master, please come back.
05:00After you left, my father fell asleep.
05:08Sometimes he's asleep, sometimes he's unconscious.
05:13There was a time when he was drooling.
05:15Are you really my child?
05:19I'll do it. I'll do it.
05:20Are you sure?
05:22Mr. Kouraku.
05:24It's been a long time. How are you?
05:26I'm doing my best as a Daikokubashita at the shopping center.
05:34Really?
05:36Let's ask the 5th generation of Enraku about the answer.
05:40Please.
05:42Hey, Yamada-kun, take everything.
05:46Take everything, Yamada-kun.
05:48Take everything.
06:19The 7th generation of Enraku
06:35Now, it's time for Ougi.
06:37This time, we'll start with Kanda Myoujin.
06:40First of all, God is God, but the hairstyle doesn't change at all.
06:44It's a greeting from a person who doesn't even have an ocean.
06:47This Friday, February 28th, is the 87th birthday of my master, Yuza.
06:54I would like to take this opportunity to celebrate.
06:57There are no souvenirs.
07:00Next year.
07:05The 7th generation of Enraku is the same age as me.
07:11When I was a student, my father-in-law came to the party.
07:16I was the most excited.
07:20You have a good father, Enraku-san.
07:22I'm Ichinosuke.
07:25Before we started, I prayed to Kanda Myoujin.
07:29If I put 1000 yen bills in the donation box,
07:33I couldn't fit it in.
07:35It's always up there.
07:39If I stretch my hand, I can get it.
07:42I'm worried about that now.
07:44I can't concentrate on Ougiri.
07:46I'm in trouble.
07:51I love a band called Boy, which is already disbanded.
07:55The guitarist is Tomoyasu Hotei.
07:57I call him Hotei-sama in my heart.
08:00The five-year-old of Kanda Myoujin is Daikoku-sama, Ebisu-sama, and Masakado-sama.
08:06For me, Boy is God.
08:08I'm Tatekawa Harunosuke.
08:13I did the 7th Enraku and the 7th Ougiri.
08:17I'm really tired.
08:18I did my best.
08:20I'm exhausted.
08:21The Ougiri after this is about 20%.
08:24Don't expect it.
08:25You probably don't expect it at all.
08:31Recently, I love a comedian called Desuyo-san.
08:36I looked him up.
08:37He was the same age as me.
08:39He immediately followed my SNS.
08:43That means I can do that, right?
08:46Desuyo-san, I do it my way.
08:50I'm Miyaji.
08:54Next, I wonder what his hairstyle is called.
08:58Go ahead.
08:59Hello, everyone.
09:01It's a mystery.
09:03What kind of sushi do you want to know the price of?
09:09Ikura.
09:13Ikura?
09:14That's no good.
09:15Hurry up and say it.
09:17I'm Tatekawa Harunosuke.
09:22That was easy to understand.
09:25Now, everyone.
09:26If you say a good answer, I'll give you a Zabuton.
09:28If you say a bad answer, I'll take it.
09:30If you collect 10 Zabutons, I'll give you a great prize.
09:32Please do your best.
09:34The first question.
09:35I did the 7th Ougiri.
09:40I'm glad to hear the news of congratulations.
09:42This time, I'll say congratulations.
09:46Please guess various situations and answer.
09:51I'll say congratulations.
09:52Congratulations.
09:53Congratulations.
09:54Why do you say congratulations?
09:56I'm thinking about it.
09:59I'll say congratulations.
10:01Please answer.
10:02Mr. Harunosuke.
10:03Yes.
10:04Congratulations.
10:05Yes.
10:06I made my debut this spring.
10:07I made my debut with a hay fever.
10:12I'm sure there are many people like that.
10:14Mr. Koyuza.
10:16Congratulations.
10:18The second generation of Alan Drone is about to be born.
10:25Mr. Ichinosuke.
10:27Congratulations.
10:29I just received a message from my daughter last year.
10:36Please raise your hand.
10:37I'm not giving you a prize because I'm glad.
10:39I'm giving you a prize because I feel sorry for you.
10:41Mr. Miyaji.
10:43Congratulations.
10:44I got better after I hit the TV.
10:47Are you in the Showa era?
10:52In the old days, you used to get better after hitting the electric appliance.
10:55Please wait a minute.
10:56I got better.
10:59I'm motivated now.
11:01I heard a great sound.
11:04I woke up.
11:05Congratulations.
11:06Mr. Kouraku.
11:07Yes.
11:08Congratulations.
11:09More importantly, please give me money.
11:15You didn't get better.
11:17I got better.
11:19Mr. Taihei.
11:20Yes.
11:21Congratulations.
11:22That's right.
11:23I took the dog's poop with my health diagnosis.
11:27It was a success.
11:33Mr. Harunosuke.
11:34Yes.
11:35Congratulations.
11:36I finally got better.
11:38Thanks to Mr. Ryukaku.
11:41Please give me one.
11:45Mr. Miyaji.
11:46Congratulations.
11:47I can't believe you celebrate me like this.
11:49I do my thing.
11:55Are you in a hurry?
11:57Did you want to do this?
12:00Mr. Koyuza.
12:01Congratulations.
12:03This inn was a marriage.
12:07What are you happy about?
12:09It's a marriage.
12:12Mr. Taihei.
12:13Yes.
12:14Congratulations.
12:15Shh.
12:16Don't make a loud noise.
12:18The clerk will notice.
12:20That's right.
12:21There are two quail eggs in Chinese food.
12:30I'm a little happy.
12:32I'm happy.
12:33I'm a little happy.
12:34I'm happy.
12:35Mr. Kouraku.
12:36Yes.
12:37Congratulations.
12:38I can't believe it.
12:40I can't believe I got rid of the quail eggs.
12:48Mr. Ichinosuke.
12:49Congratulations.
12:51I was surprised.
12:52I didn't know that I would be rejected by the clerk so soon.
12:56By the way,
12:57where is Shota Shunputei?
13:03Mr. Yamada, bring me one.
13:06Next, the second question.
13:08You sometimes say,
13:09you lose half of your life because you don't do something.
13:14I sometimes say,
13:16you lose half of your life because you don't go to the temple.
13:20Everyone,
13:21please say,
13:22you lose half of your life because you don't do something.
13:26I'll ask you why, so please answer.
13:30You lose half of your life because you don't go to the temple.
13:34I'll ask you why, so please answer.
13:36Mr. Miyagi.
13:38You lose half of your life because you don't go to the temple.
13:42Why?
13:43Because a beautiful flower blooms in the heart of the person who saw the flower.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:53I'm really angry.
13:55You lose half of your life because you don't go to the temple.
14:00Mr. Ichinosuke.
14:02You lose half of your life because you don't go to the temple.
14:06Why?
14:07Because a beautiful flower blooms in the heart of the person who saw the flower.
14:14Mr. Taihei.
14:17You lose half of your life because you don't use a self-register.
14:22Why?
14:23Because...
14:25I feel nervous.
14:27I feel lonely.
14:29I feel anxious.
14:31Self-register makes me feel everything.
14:38It's true that he feels lonely.
14:41He's like,
14:44Mr. Harunosuke.
14:45You lose half of your life because you don't play poker or do psychological weakness.
14:51Why?
14:52Because it's the Trump era.
14:59I hope a good era will come.
15:02Mr. Koyuta.
15:03You lose half of your life because you don't take a walk early in the morning.
15:07Why?
15:08Because you drink all the milk in the neighborhood.
15:14What are you doing?
15:15I don't know.
15:17Mr. Koraku.
15:19You lose half of your life because you don't know how to skate.
15:22Why?
15:23Because it's fun to skate.
15:29Mr. Taihei.
15:30You lose half of your life because you don't eat Kikuo Ramen.
15:35Why?
15:36Because you feel nervous.
15:40You feel lonely.
15:41You feel anxious.
15:43You can't taste it unless it's Kikuo Ramen.
15:50It's true that you feel lonely.
15:53Even if you eat it with your family, no one eats it.
15:57Mr. Ichinosuke.
15:58You lose half of your life because you don't date with your true love.
16:03Why?
16:04Because I dated with my true love, I lost half of my life.
16:11Raise your hand.
16:13I'm sad.
16:14Mr. Miyaji.
16:15Mr. Miyaji.
16:16You lose half of your life because you don't go fishing.
16:20Why?
16:21If you let me say it,
16:24your life without kiss or love is not fun at all.
16:35Your life without kiss or love is not fun at all.
16:41Mr. Miyaji.
16:42I'm glad.
16:44You don't have a flower in your heart.
16:47Mr. Harunosuke.
16:49You lose half of your life because you don't listen to live orchestra.
16:53Why?
16:54If you don't see a good conductor, you lose half of your life.
17:02It's totally different from listening to live orchestra.
17:05Mr. Kojima.
17:07You lose half of your life because you don't see Otani.
17:10Why?
17:11It's 50-50.
17:13Oh.
17:18Mr. Toyoda.
17:19You can answer like that?
17:22I'll think about it seriously.
17:25Mr. Kouraku.
17:27You lose half of your life because you don't drink.
17:30Why?
17:32If you let me say it,
17:34I'll let you know.
17:39Mr. Toyoda.
17:40You lose half of your life because you don't kiss when you go out.
17:46Why?
17:47You lose half of your life because you kiss when you go home.
17:55Are you stupid?
17:59Everyone praises me like that.
18:02Let's move on to the third question.
18:04When it comes to the characters in Rakugo,
18:07Mr. Kuma, Mr. Hatsan, Mr. Goenkyo, Mr. Yotaro,
18:10and Mr. Taikomochi appear.
18:14Mr. Taikomochi usually performs in a mansion
18:17and cheers up the audience.
18:20That's his job.
18:22What would happen if Mr. Taikomochi was in a hospital?
18:27Everyone, please be Mr. Taikomochi
18:29and cheer up various people in the hospital.
18:31I'm the one who was prepared,
18:33so I'll say,
18:34I don't care.
18:35Please continue.
18:38There are various people in the hospital.
18:40There are various people in the hospital.
18:43Prepare various things for them.
18:45Mr. Taihei.
18:47Hey, teacher.
18:49If I had a girl,
18:51I would be the best in Japan.
18:54I don't care.
18:55I wanted you to anesthetize me before you cut my hair.
19:02Bring me a doctor.
19:04Mr. Miyaji.
19:06There are a lot of experienced nurses in this hospital.
19:12I don't care.
19:13They call me a shadow.
19:15I don't care.
19:21Mr. Ichinosuke.
19:22Hey, teacher.
19:24You said you were sick,
19:26but you look fine.
19:27I don't care.
19:28That's right.
19:29The politician bit me.
19:37I'm a good person,
19:39so I don't care.
19:44Wait a minute.
19:46Mr. Yamada,
19:47bring me a piece of paper.
19:51You can do it if you do it.
19:54Here you are.
19:55Thank you very much.
19:56You can have it.
19:57You bit me a lot,
19:58so I don't care.
20:04I was going to say that if you bit me.
20:08You had an excuse.
20:12Well, then.
20:18Mr. Koizumi.
20:20Mr. Chairman.
20:21This hospital is not good.
20:24I don't care.
20:25Kenyo's cup is Edogiriko, isn't it?
20:32It's funny, so please give me a piece of paper.
20:36It's expensive, isn't it?
20:37It's expensive.
20:38It's shiny.
20:41Mr. Harunosuke.
20:44Young doctors these days are different.
20:47I don't care.
20:48I tried an operation.
20:49I posted a video and it went viral.
20:56That kind of person seems to come out.
20:57It's scary.
20:59Mr. Konaka.
21:02The words you put in front of the operating room are good words.
21:06Even so.
21:07It's okay to fail.
21:08You are a human being.
21:15It's scary.
21:17Mr. Miyaji.
21:19No matter how painful the patient is in this hospital,
21:22he will cheer up with a smile.
21:25Even so.
21:26Is the patient okay?
21:30Mambo.
21:40Wait a minute.
21:41How was it now?
21:42There is no um and hechima.
21:47It's been a long time since I've heard that.
21:52Mr. Harunosuke.
21:54The most handsome person in this hospital is the doctor in charge.
21:58Even so.
22:00Even so.
22:05Mr. Taiei.
22:07This hospital will cheer up.
22:10When you leave the hospital, all the doctors and nurses sing a song.
22:14Even so.
22:16Come back.
22:18Come back.
22:26If you don't come back, you'll be in trouble.
22:28Mr. Ichidosuke.
22:30This hospital is really becoming more efficient.
22:34Even so.
22:35The efficiency is good.
22:36It's amazing that there is a flower shop next to the hospital.
22:39This is amazing.
22:43Mr. Kouraku.
22:45This doctor's joke is the best.
22:49Even so.
22:50Looking at the temple, this patient is a temple.
22:58Why do you break your heart on the way?
23:01I'm embarrassed.
23:03I'm embarrassed by the words I said.
23:06Mr. Koyosa.
23:08You are good at sewing.
23:11Even so.
23:13Can you sew with this torn bag?
23:15Why?
23:18I have to do this.
23:20Mr. Ichidosuke.
23:22You have a good arm, so even if you have surgery, you won't bleed.
23:26Even so.
23:28Who is the patient?
23:29Shunputei Shota.
23:30I can't help it.
23:31This man has no blood or tears.
23:34Please finish it.
23:37Hospital.
23:38Why do you have to be stabbed in the eye?
23:41Don't do that.
23:43Mr. Taihei.
23:45Doctor.
23:46The hospital is honest.
23:48Honesty is the best.
23:51Even so.
23:52I've never seen a hospital like this.
23:54The sign at the entrance says that there are 5 dead people today.
24:04Are you a publicist?
24:0665 hospital patients.
24:09It would be great if it was written.
24:11There are fewer people today.