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Lessons in Loving a Legend
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Lessons in Loving a Legend
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:17Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:42What? Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08You know that favor you owe me? I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:20What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:34You've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else he can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins? Vetson is Beth's friend?
00:02:13You're shivering. Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.
00:02:34I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:49Your arm is...
00:02:53wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:03:16What?
00:03:21There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Right, sorry.
00:03:29So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:36beating up sleazebags, not making up some guy's daughter.
00:03:41Come to think of it,
00:03:43I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:46I don't do small talk.
00:03:51Okay, then.
00:03:56Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:03:58I need to pick something up.
00:03:59No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:01I am 22 years old.
00:04:02Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:04Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:06Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:08and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:09because otherwise, nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:11and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:13And nobody...
00:04:16If I take you,
00:04:18will you shut up?
00:04:19Yes.
00:04:28I'll be quick.
00:04:29I'll be quick.
00:04:38You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:42It's not safe.
00:04:44Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:46Yeah.
00:04:47Why didn't you say something?
00:04:49I just did.
00:04:51You freaking creep!
00:04:54You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:27When you're done checking me out,
00:05:29I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:31I was not checking you out.
00:05:33That was Ian.
00:05:34I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:36It's past your bedtime.
00:05:40Stop calling me kid.
00:05:57You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:06This is a small kickback?
00:06:08Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:11Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well,
00:06:15maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:18I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:19but he doesn't live here,
00:06:21and neither do you.
00:06:22Yeah, about that.
00:06:23I live here now.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No one.
00:07:18I love you.
00:07:22I'm going to kill you,
00:07:23count your days,
00:07:24slut.
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him,
00:07:30this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here,
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:48You are not living here.
00:07:50I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:52I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:56Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:00You better not show your face in there.
00:08:02I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:12God damn it.
00:08:14I promised Mark.
00:08:15God damn it.
00:08:17I promised Mark.
00:08:26Whoa!
00:08:28Who's this buff grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, mate.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:40Remind me of my rat-a-loser nobody's house
00:08:43when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi.
00:09:00Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:07Couldn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Oh.
00:09:14Please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle in the cabin makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:13Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again.
00:10:15And I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:37Oh, Harper.
00:10:38Hey.
00:10:39Hey.
00:10:40Listen.
00:10:41Do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:10:47Ew.
00:10:48Yeah, yeah.
00:10:49Of course you can.
00:10:50You're like your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're friends?
00:11:01Of course.
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold.
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:03What?
00:12:14The hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:23Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:33a few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear Diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:57I didn't give it back!
00:13:00Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:05That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:08And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:15You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:19Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:21No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:23Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:37Let's cool her down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:57Fuck this.
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:14:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:29You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:36Come to her party.
00:14:38Take advantage of her kindness.
00:14:40And you make fun of her family life?
00:14:42It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53Chris, that's enough.
00:14:55Let her go.
00:14:59And one last thing.
00:15:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:22But we're literally just girls.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Get out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:57She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:07You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11You won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina's fault.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business doesn't...
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:49I told you...
00:16:52to stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that messed against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:35Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:41You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Grace Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:49I don't care.
00:17:55God.
00:18:03What?
00:18:10What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:19No, no, no, no, no. It cannot be happening.
00:18:21He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:31You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't want to... I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:07I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:18What the-
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:22Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:34There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:45you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of myself.
00:19:49Rule number two.
00:19:51No talking back.
00:19:53I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:02Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:16Rule number four.
00:20:25So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:31My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:34Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:38we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:51We have curfew.
00:20:53Ah!
00:21:14How's my daughter?
00:21:16Um, hot.
00:21:18What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:23That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:27She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:30Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:34Good. You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:44You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:15You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:18Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:21when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:34Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:37I'm sorry.
00:22:39I'm sorry.
00:22:41Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:44Filming? Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:51I'm looking for Harper Wu.
00:22:53It says her location is here.
00:22:55So step aside before I make you.
00:22:58Mm, nope. Harper is my best friend.
00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for her.
00:23:03Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:12You look so sexy. Keep going.
00:23:15Harper?
00:23:23You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27I tried to stop him.
00:23:29Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:36It's for a class project. Give him his camera back, you prick.
00:23:39Class, my ass. Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:42I ought to stick this camera straight up your...
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:46Not until I pummel this creep, then the camera's next.
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera. It costs $1,000.
00:23:51You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:24:10These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:12Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:14Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:16No one's going to see these. Deleting them.
00:24:19That is art.
00:24:21Give him his camera back or I swear to God I'll go out there
00:24:24and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:34Your choice.
00:24:39The camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again,
00:24:49I will jam that camera so far down your throat,
00:24:52you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02We're leaving. Now.
00:25:10So first you stalk me,
00:25:12and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:15I did it for your own good.
00:25:17You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:20You need me around for your safety,
00:25:22because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:25You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:28Like a piece of meat.
00:25:30My classmate? It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:34Jealous? Jealous?
00:25:41You're cute, Harper. I'll give you that.
00:25:44And those... things you do?
00:25:47They're cute, too.
00:25:49You know what's not cute?
00:25:52Me jealous.
00:25:54Now you were right. I'm in some shady business.
00:25:56And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:25:59But you better know that.
00:26:01I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:04But you better not test me.
00:26:06Or I'll break you.
00:26:10And more than one way, Harper.
00:26:16Well, guess what?
00:26:18You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:23Just admit that you want me.
00:26:31What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:34There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:40You know what, Chris? You wanna be my bodyguard? Fine.
00:26:44But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:47Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:50So...
00:26:52Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:00Oh my God, Maria, no! Ew!
00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:06He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:09And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:12I don't know. But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:16Um, wait.
00:27:18You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:23Think about it.
00:27:27We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:39Yeah, right. Jealous of me?
00:27:41I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy. Jealous over you.
00:27:52It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:12Here's to operation seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:25Uh...
00:28:31Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:33Popcorn, check.
00:28:35The notebook, the only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:28:50What do you want?
00:28:52You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:54Um, popcorn?
00:28:56Harper, you idiot. Seduce him.
00:28:59I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:05But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:12I have a date, but that's not important. Your pulse is racing.
00:29:16What's going on?
00:29:18Uh...
00:29:20Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:23No, I just...
00:29:25I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:28But it's...
00:29:41Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:49But what about your date?
00:29:53I don't know.
00:30:00Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:03Jane, Jane, no, don't run.
00:30:11How are you not crying? This is, like, the saddest movie ever.
00:30:15Because it's not real.
00:30:17This is ridiculous.
00:30:19No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:23It's true love.
00:30:26There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:32Or...
00:30:34Maybe...
00:30:37You're just a soulless A.I. bot.
00:30:41And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:50What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:56What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:01Now, come on. Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:10Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin her.
00:31:14Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:17As hard as you try to convince yourself I'm not a little girl anymore...
00:31:24It's not a lie.
00:31:26You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:28But I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:31You can't handle me.
00:31:33Try me.
00:31:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:41I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No. I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:06Just...
00:32:08Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:11I'm sorry. I love you.
00:32:13This is the last thing I can do.
00:32:24You're supposed to seduce him, Harper. Not be seduced by him.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:42So I'll wait.
00:32:44You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:47Not tonight.
00:32:49I'm busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:53Never from me, you're not.
00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman? No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:07Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:13No.
00:33:18Not this guy.
00:33:20Who's my number?
00:33:29Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:32Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:43She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:45Dead.
00:33:48Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:01Stay.
00:34:06I'm not going to let you go.
00:34:08I'm not going to let you go.
00:34:10Stay.
00:34:15Damn it, Harper.
00:34:40Stay.
00:34:58You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:04Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:07Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:09You suck with my dad's best friend.
00:35:11His business partner.
00:35:13I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:15No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:23So, so we didn't?
00:35:26No.
00:35:28Because you're still alive.
00:35:30Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:33One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:36You don't know that.
00:35:39Just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah? Explain that.
00:35:45That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:03Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:10What's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:14I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:20With my friend.
00:36:23Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:40Bye.
00:36:45Well, this will do.
00:36:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:10Struggling much?
00:37:33I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt is a game.
00:37:38Wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:45I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:53You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not...
00:38:02No underwear?
00:38:09That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:14What can I do?
00:38:17Punish you.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:29You don't know?
00:38:33You don't know me?
00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:47I'd say do your worst.
00:38:49I'd say do your worst.
00:39:05I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:09What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:19But... but what about...
00:39:21There's no buts.
00:39:24I can't let this happen again.
00:39:26I can't let this happen again.
00:39:37Hot block!
00:39:42You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:49You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:53That was part of the plan!
00:39:55I'm in my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it... big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:07It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:11Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:22Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:29Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:32What if he is coming?
00:40:34Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:53Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a nine-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He's not my man.
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10Ew, leave Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:17Harps? Huh?
00:41:23What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:53Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:03I want to get back together.
00:42:05You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:23What do you mean, moved on? Huh?
00:42:26Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut! Huh? Huh?
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:32Get off of me!
00:42:33Let me see them.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me. Show me!
00:42:38Go with me!
00:42:40There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:46I don't have time for this.
00:42:48You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:51It's not happening. Ever.
00:42:54Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:57Me?
00:42:58We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:04It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:12You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:14But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:16I'm going to come after your bitch
00:43:18because you're stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me! Help!
00:43:26Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?
00:43:29Stop it! That's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:34You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:36I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:42And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:45You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:49Are you okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:06Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:09He's not worth it.
00:44:11Let's go.
00:44:14If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:17I'll finish the job. I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:39Fuck.
00:44:42Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 911?
00:44:47Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you. You still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:56I'm sorry.
00:45:14You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:17So, you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:22Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:38What are you going to do?
00:45:40I don't know.
00:45:43Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So, yes.
00:45:56We have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:12I'm going to throw up.
00:46:16Breathe.
00:46:18You can do this.
00:46:43Shh.
00:46:47I'm right here.
00:46:49Don't focus on the water. Just look at me.
00:46:57It's not hard to do.
00:47:00Hey.
00:47:04Hey.
00:47:11It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
00:47:13I got you.
00:47:15It's okay. It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:30Just breathe. Just keep breathing.
00:47:35How are you feeling?
00:47:43Fine.
00:47:45Just insanely distracted.
00:47:48Ready for the next step?
00:47:55I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:03I thought you didn't make love.
00:48:06What?
00:48:09Oh, my God.
00:48:11Oh, my God. You're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:19What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being under water.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:50Harper! Harper!
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:58What happened? What happened?
00:49:00You blacked out.
00:49:02You're okay. You're okay.
00:49:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:49:07For what?
00:49:10You did amazing.
00:49:13It's just going to get better and better.
00:49:15I can't do this.
00:49:19It's okay.
00:49:21We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:23Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:44Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:48I want you.
00:49:51And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:49:58Do you like me?
00:50:13No.
00:50:19What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:21We need to talk about this first, inside.
00:50:23With our minds, not our projects.
00:50:25Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:27I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:30So you are a grandpa.
00:50:32Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:37Come on. Let's go inside.
00:50:39No. I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:44I'm going to shower.
00:50:56Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:07So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:10Running a daycare.
00:51:12Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:21I'm Milena Kaufman.
00:51:23The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:26I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:30And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:32He might be sexy.
00:51:34But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:37Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger.
00:51:39Like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:43Oh, honey. I go where I want.
00:51:46Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:50You've been tracking him?
00:51:52What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:54The same kind he is.
00:51:56Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:03It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:06Just all around...
00:52:10not intense enough for him.
00:52:12Not intense enough?
00:52:15Yeah, well...
00:52:17Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:21Oh, please.
00:52:23I'm sorry.
00:52:25I'm sorry.
00:52:27I'm sorry.
00:52:29I'm sorry.
00:52:31Oh, please. Don't make me laugh.
00:52:33I mean, look at you.
00:52:35You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:42Don't call me that.
00:52:46You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:50He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:52Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:54Choke you out.
00:52:56None of that kissing, pillow talk.
00:53:00Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:03because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:08He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:10He actually lives here with me.
00:53:14You little skank.
00:53:24Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:30Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:44Harper! Harper!
00:53:49Smile for Tim, you loser!
00:53:51Please don't!
00:53:53Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:56That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:26Harper!
00:54:40Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:52Harper! Harper!
00:54:54Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:54:56You're safe. You're safe.
00:54:58I thought I was going to die.
00:55:00I thought I was going to die.
00:55:02You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:05You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:08Way to downgrade Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can home-wreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:13It's pathetic.
00:55:15Home-wreck?
00:55:18Harper could never home-wreck Esmeralda.
00:55:21She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:27We were just playing hard-to-get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:32She could never home-wreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:39Joke me harder.
00:55:42I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:47I don't love you.
00:55:49And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:52How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:07What are you doing?
00:56:10Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad
00:56:13asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:16and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell dear old dad
00:56:22that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27You got that?
00:56:29Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No. I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:38Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait. Please, don't. I'll do anything. Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:50Chris, no!
00:56:52Wait! Wait!
00:57:21I'm sorry for the situation I put you and Harper.
00:57:25She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:30Don't worry about it.
00:57:34I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:41I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46A lot according to her.
00:57:51Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that.
00:58:06That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:12She said that.
00:58:15That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:20Satisfy you.
00:58:22In bed.
00:58:28That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:38Is that true?
00:58:40Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:51I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:01I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:34What?
00:59:48What the hell am I doing?
00:59:50Why'd you stop again?
00:59:52You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:55Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:57I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:02It's not about Mark.
01:00:04It's about you and me.
01:00:05So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:11I'm too dangerous.
01:00:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:22It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:24There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:27Yeah.
01:00:29It's because you're a coward.
01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:32Just admit it.
01:00:34You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:37It's not true.
01:00:38Don't!
01:00:39You're a psycho.
01:00:49I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:58Morning.
01:01:01Bagel?
01:01:02I'm not hungry.
01:01:06You need to eat.
01:01:15No.
01:01:17What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:27Are we even now?
01:01:30You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:34What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:35I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:52Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:56Featuring the work of students.
01:01:58Harper Reeves.
01:02:03I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:06Promise.
01:02:14Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:16Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:21Nope.
01:02:23And he's never going to.
01:02:24Huh?
01:02:25I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:31Oh, hey!
01:02:33Hey!
01:02:34Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:36Okay?
01:02:37You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:40And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:42Stop moping.
01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:46Okay?
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:54Wow.
01:03:03How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:05Like a million hours?
01:03:07Who the fuck cares?
01:03:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:15Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:24Whoops.
01:03:30Whoops.
01:03:38I think I hear them coming.
01:03:39Let's go.
01:03:41One last touch.
01:03:43Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:03:53Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:03:56Huh?
01:03:57What?
01:03:59No, no, no, no.
01:04:01My final project.
01:04:03How am I going to graduate?
01:04:05What?
01:04:06What?
01:04:07What?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09What?
01:04:10How am I going to graduate?
01:04:12Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:18Harper.
01:04:21Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:24Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Don't say that.
01:04:34It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:41Did you do this?
01:04:44Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:49We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:51You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:53Guess what?
01:04:54You have no proof.
01:04:57Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:00That's what you get for fucking with me.
01:05:02Harper.
01:05:03Harper.
01:05:05There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:07There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:09Professor, I can explain.
01:05:13Harper.
01:05:16Is this your work?
01:05:18It's so ugly.
01:05:19Isn't it, professor?
01:05:21We have to fail Harper.
01:05:23It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:26Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:30In fact,
01:05:32a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:34Wait, what?
01:05:35Who would buy this crap?
01:05:37I would.
01:05:49Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:52I would.
01:05:55It's you.
01:05:57You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:01Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:03Don't you know who this is?
01:06:05Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:09There's no way.
01:06:10That's okay, professor.
01:06:11Not everyone has taste.
01:06:16How much for this painting?
01:06:17Oh, no, you...
01:06:18Our starting price is 18.
01:06:24Done.
01:06:27Wait, $1,800?
01:06:29Have you been studying at this school or not?
01:06:32We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:35You're telling me this gun-pulling,
01:06:38whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa
01:06:40just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:47Here's two mil.
01:06:49Take the rest and buy art supplies,
01:06:51whatever it is you need to get,
01:06:53for Harper's sake.
01:06:54Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:57Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:00Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:04Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:11Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:15My father still runs this university.
01:07:18Money runs this university.
01:07:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:23who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:25for disciplinary action.
01:07:29You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:31Professor, you can't.
01:07:33Please.
01:07:34Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:37No, wait, Professor.
01:07:38Not so fast.
01:07:39What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:53I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:56Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:59The fact that you have to live with your bitter,
01:08:01jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:05I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:07Those dresses, though.
01:08:09Wait, what?
01:08:10Huh?
01:08:11I...
01:08:22My dress!
01:08:24This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:26You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:28What was it that you two said?
01:08:30Oh, right.
01:08:32Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:37The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:40You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go.
01:08:42Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:44They're the ones who did this.
01:08:45Arrest them!
01:08:46Let's go!
01:08:48Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:50I'll see you later.
01:08:55Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:08:57Chris, that was $18,000.
01:08:59That's $18,000!
01:09:02Seriously?
01:09:05I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:11What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:17He, um...
01:09:20I mean, I...
01:09:23I was an idiot.
01:09:24And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:28show you how much I want you.
01:09:44A blindfold?
01:09:46I want you, Harper.
01:09:47I want to do things to you.
01:09:50Bad things.
01:09:53But only if you want me to.
01:09:57I do.
01:10:10Why'd we stop?
01:10:12I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:15I'm just going to have to leave.
01:10:18I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:20Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:27And I'll wait for you.
01:10:30Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:38Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:41Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:43You need to look at this!
01:10:44Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:45I'm having...
01:10:47very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:50Ew! No! That's what I need to tell you about!
01:10:53Harper, look!
01:10:55You got the fuck outta here!
01:10:57Wait, so you mean...
01:10:58The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:00Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:02You need to move out now! You can't keep living with him!
01:11:05I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:07Harper!
01:11:16Taxi?
01:11:17For Harper?
01:11:22Hey!
01:11:23Let go of me! Stop it!
01:11:34Please.
01:11:35Please let me go.
01:11:36If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:42Harper! Harper! Harper!
01:11:44Harper! Harper!
01:11:46Harper!
01:11:48Ryan?
01:11:49Why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:11:52Oh, Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:55You psycho!
01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:00He humiliated me!
01:12:02But luckily for me, your little boyfriend...
01:12:05What does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:09Fellas.
01:12:12Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:17Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:20No. No.
01:12:21You can just watch.
01:12:24No. No, no, no!
01:12:26No! No!
01:12:40No!
01:12:45A trap?
01:12:47What the hell?
01:13:04Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:10I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:14Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:23Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:13:25You're gonna explain.
01:13:27But first...
01:13:30You know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:32Is that text a prank?
01:13:36Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:40Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leathergram?
01:13:46Should we make him watch?
01:13:53Looks like he's here.
01:13:55Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:02Get ready, boys.
01:14:03Get ready, boys.
01:14:17I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:25That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:34Whoa!
01:14:45What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:47What?
01:14:48Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:56Let me go! I'll leave Harper!
01:14:58I already told you once. You should have listened to me then.
01:15:04I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:14Calling all units. 8-11-6759.
01:15:25Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:27Chris, I put you in danger. You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:33When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:42Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:51Oh my God, Dad! What the hell?
01:15:53It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:15:57I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:59Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:01I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:04No, Dad!
01:16:05Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:09But?
01:16:11Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:20Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:23Please don't be mad.
01:16:25You're wrong about that.
01:16:28It's not deep down.
01:16:30It is the most important thing to me. Your happiness.
01:16:36If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:42Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:45I believe you.
01:16:47You keep her safe.
01:16:51With my goddamn life.
01:17:09Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:11Yes.
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:25Yes, Daddy.
01:17:29Say it.
01:17:31Yes, Daddy.
01:17:37I want you to beg for it.
01:17:42I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:17:51Don't go chasing
01:17:56Stop teasing.
01:17:58I want you now.
01:18:02You might find what you're looking for
01:18:06Daddy, say it.
01:18:09Or I'll punish you.
01:18:12You might find what you're looking for
01:18:16You might find what you're looking for
01:18:21Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:41Are you sure about that?
01:18:50You and I
01:18:56Friction
01:18:58You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:00Friction
01:19:02You can either uncuff me
01:19:04Friction
01:19:05Or fuck me.
01:19:21You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:25Rich or lying.
01:19:29Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:51Once I start, I'm not stopping.
01:19:58I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:05You're different.
01:20:21Ready for round five?
01:20:24Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:26Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:30What if I don't?
01:20:34Who is that?
01:20:35Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:37Honey, you home?
01:20:38Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:40Stop it!
01:20:45I told you I was busy.
01:20:47This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:50If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:53Okay, I will.
01:20:55Can you get out?
01:21:09I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:12Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:14No, please keep them covered.
01:21:17I want to give a speech.
01:21:19And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:21I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:24You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:28Just get on with it.
01:21:30What I do for a living.
01:21:33The not-so-legal part.
01:21:36It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:42And for me to be...
01:21:44Vulnerable?
01:21:46Yeah.
01:21:47But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:53You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:55And I want to be around you.
01:21:57Forever.
01:22:08So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there.
01:22:17As a graduation present.
01:22:20And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:28Only if you want to.
01:22:30Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:34Are you serious?
01:22:37What's wrong?
01:22:38Is it tacky?
01:22:40I liked it, I thought...
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:47But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:50Which is?
01:22:51You have to move in there with me.
01:22:54Deal.