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Lessons in Loving a Legend Full Movie
HO.WTO.TA.ME.AS.IL.VE.RF.OX Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:17Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:42What? Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08You know that favor you owe me? I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:20What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:34You've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else he can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins? Vetson is Beth's friend?
00:02:13You're shivering. Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.
00:02:34I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:49Your arm is...
00:02:53wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:03:16What?
00:03:21There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Right, sorry.
00:03:29So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:36beating up sleazebags, not making up some guy's daughter.
00:03:41Come to think of it,
00:03:43I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:46I don't do small talk.
00:03:51Okay, then.
00:03:56Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:03:58I need to pick something up.
00:03:59No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:01I am 22 years old.
00:04:02Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:04Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:06Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:08and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:09because otherwise, nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:11and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:13And nobody...
00:04:16If I take you,
00:04:18will you shut up?
00:04:19Yes.
00:04:28I'll be quick.
00:04:30You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:34It's not safe.
00:04:36Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:38Yeah.
00:04:39Why didn't you say something?
00:04:41I just did.
00:04:42You freaking creep.
00:04:44I'm not a creep.
00:04:46I'm a creep.
00:04:48I'm not a creep.
00:04:50I'm not a creep.
00:04:51I'm a creep.
00:04:52I'm a creep.
00:04:53I'm a creep.
00:04:54I'm a creep.
00:04:55I'm a creep.
00:04:56I'm a creep.
00:04:57I'm a creep.
00:04:58Freaking creep.
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:29When you're done checking me out,
00:05:32I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was Ian.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback?
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well,
00:06:16maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks, but
00:06:21he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college, and
00:06:55I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No one.
00:07:22I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16I promised Mark.
00:08:26Whoa!
00:08:27Who's this buff grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, mate.
00:08:40Remind me why I ride a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Oh.
00:08:59Hi, hi.
00:09:00Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:07Couldn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Beau.
00:09:14Please, feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:23Enjoy the party.
00:09:28I guess this bottle in the cabin makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I are into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:07I don't like my women desperate.
00:10:13Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again.
00:10:15And I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:37Oh, Harper.
00:10:38Hey.
00:10:39Listen.
00:10:40Do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:10:46Ew.
00:10:47Yeah, yeah.
00:10:48Of course you can.
00:10:49Of course you can.
00:10:50You're like your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're friends?
00:11:01Of course.
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold.
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:50I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:05The hell?
00:12:11Harper?
00:12:12Harper?
00:12:13Harper?
00:12:14Harper?
00:12:15Harper?
00:12:16Harper?
00:12:17Harper?
00:12:19Attention, everybody.
00:12:23Hello.
00:12:24You all seem a little bored,
00:12:27so why don't I spice things up by reading
00:12:33a few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:41Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:44Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Oh, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:57I'm gonna give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:04is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly,
00:13:12if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:17You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:23Christina, it's not true.
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:37Let's cool her down.
00:13:39No!
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:14:10No!
00:14:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper
00:14:24over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:31You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:37Come to her party.
00:14:38Take advantage of her kindness
00:14:40and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:42It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid
00:14:47without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Chris, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:59Okay, one last...
00:15:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:22But we're literally just girls.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:29Fuck!
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:41Fuck.
00:15:57She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:07You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:10I don't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:19Stupid. I know they're not my friends,
00:16:22but that was Christina Vaux you just embarrassed.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students
00:16:42just because you run some sort of shady business?
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:49I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that burst against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:35Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:41You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Grace Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:55God.
00:18:02What?
00:18:04Oh!
00:18:10What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20It's not gonna be happening.
00:18:21He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:24Oh!
00:18:31You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't wanna...
00:18:38I don't wanna play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out
00:18:51because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:59What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:07I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:18What the...
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:22Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:34There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:45you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of myself.
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:49Not talking back.
00:19:51I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:00Rule number three.
00:20:03Don't start any games.
00:20:07You're not ready to play.
00:20:20So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:25Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:29Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:33we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:37You can have your privacy.
00:20:40Until sunset.
00:20:42What does that mean?
00:20:43We have curfew.
00:21:14How's my daughter?
00:21:16Um, hot.
00:21:18What was that?
00:21:20She's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:23That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:27She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:30Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:43You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:13You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:17Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:19when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:36Oh, excuse me.
00:22:37We're filming.
00:22:38I'm not a cop.
00:22:39I'm a cop.
00:22:41Oh, excuse me.
00:22:42We're filming.
00:22:44Filming?
00:22:45Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:49Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:51I'm looking for Harper Blues.
00:22:53It says her location is here.
00:22:55So step aside before I make you.
00:22:58Nope.
00:22:59Harper is my best friend.
00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude we'd be looking for.
00:23:02Hey, wait!
00:23:03Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:11He looks so sexy.
00:23:13Keep going.
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:22You shouldn't be here.
00:23:24You shouldn't be here.
00:23:26I tried to stop him.
00:23:29Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper.
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project.
00:23:37Give him his camera back, you prick.
00:23:39Class my ass.
00:23:40Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:42I ought to stick this camera straight up your...
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep,
00:23:46then the camera's next.
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:49Not the camera.
00:23:50It costs a thousand dollars.
00:23:51You should have thought about that
00:23:52before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:24:10These look amazing, Harper!
00:24:12Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:14Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:16No one's going to see these.
00:24:18Deleting them.
00:24:19What if...
00:24:20That is art!
00:24:21Give him his camera back,
00:24:22or I swear to God,
00:24:23I'll go out there
00:24:24and I'll give one of those creeps
00:24:25a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:34Your choice.
00:24:39The camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper
00:24:47to do something like this again,
00:24:49I will jam that camera
00:24:50so far down your throat,
00:24:52you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:10So first you stalk me,
00:25:12and then you humiliate me
00:25:13in front of my friends?
00:25:15I did it for your own good.
00:25:17You assaulted my classmate
00:25:19and ruined our project!
00:25:20You need me around for your safety,
00:25:22because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:25You should have seen the way
00:25:26those guys were looking at you.
00:25:28Like a piece of meat.
00:25:30My classmate?
00:25:32It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:37Jealous?
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:45You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:48And those things you do?
00:25:51They're cute, too.
00:25:53You know what's not cute?
00:25:56Me jealous.
00:25:58Now you were right.
00:25:59I'm in some shady business.
00:26:00And I don't give two shits
00:26:01about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:03But you better not test me,
00:26:05or I'll break you.
00:26:09And more than one way, Harper.
00:26:15Well, guess what?
00:26:17You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit that you want me.
00:26:30What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:33There's no way I'm turned on
00:26:35by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:40You know what, Chris?
00:26:41You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:43Fine.
00:26:44But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:50So...
00:26:52Are you gonna tell me
00:26:53who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:59Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:27:01Ew!
00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way
00:27:14my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:16Um, wait.
00:27:18You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:27We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:33Hmm.
00:27:34You should have seen the way he barged into that club
00:27:36looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:39Yeah, right.
00:27:40Jealous of me?
00:27:41I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a tech genius, billionaire,
00:27:46hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:52It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron
00:27:54over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:56So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous
00:28:00until...
00:28:01Until he snaps.
00:28:02Then he has to admit he's got the hots
00:28:04for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:06And when your dad sees that,
00:28:08he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:13Here's to operation seduction.
00:28:15Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:18Because I get what I want.
00:28:20Mm-hmm.
00:28:22♪
00:28:30Sexy outfit? Check.
00:28:33Popcorn? Check.
00:28:35A notebook.
00:28:36The only movie that can make a guy cry?
00:28:38Check.
00:28:40What do you want?
00:28:42You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:44Um, popcorn?
00:28:46Harper, you idiot.
00:28:48Seduce him.
00:28:50I mean, I...
00:28:52brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:28:56But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:00I don't know.
00:29:01I don't know.
00:29:02I don't know.
00:29:03I don't know.
00:29:04I don't know.
00:29:05I don't know.
00:29:06I don't know.
00:29:07I don't know.
00:29:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:11I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:13Your pulse is racing.
00:29:16What's going on?
00:29:18Uh...
00:29:19Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:21Uh...
00:29:23No, I just...
00:29:25I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie,
00:29:28but it's...
00:29:31Are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:39But what about your date?
00:29:50Jane.
00:29:51Jane.
00:29:52Jane.
00:29:53Jane.
00:29:54Jane.
00:29:55Jane.
00:29:56Jane.
00:29:57Jane.
00:29:58Jane.
00:29:59Jane.
00:30:00Please, Jane.
00:30:02Jane, Jane, don't go.
00:30:10How are you not crying?
00:30:12This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:14Because it's not real.
00:30:16This is ridiculous.
00:30:18No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that
00:30:21for someone like this.
00:30:23It's true love.
00:30:25There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:31Or...
00:30:34Maybe...
00:30:36You're just a soulless A.I. bot.
00:30:41And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:50What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:54Now, come on.
00:30:55Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:02Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:04I'm not a toy.
00:31:05I'll ruin her.
00:31:06Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:09As hard as you try to convince yourself,
00:31:11I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:18I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:20I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:28But I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:30You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss.
00:31:42And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:56Not anymore.
00:31:58And even when you are, I promise I never love you.
00:32:06Just...
00:32:09shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:11I'm sorry.
00:32:12I love you.
00:32:14That's just the last thing I can do for you.
00:32:23You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:26Not be seduced by him.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:39But you sound pissed.
00:32:42So I'll wait.
00:32:44You wanna come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:47Not tonight.
00:32:49I'm busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:52Never for me, you're not.
00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman? No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:07Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:17Not this guy.
00:33:20Who's my number?
00:33:28Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:32Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:50She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:53Dead.
00:33:55Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:08Stay.
00:34:13Damn it, Harper.
00:34:19I love you.
00:34:50You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:34:52you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:34:56Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:34:59Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:35:01I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:03His business partner.
00:35:05I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:07No, but we might as well,
00:35:09if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:15No, but we might as well,
00:35:17if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:23So, so we didn't?
00:35:26No.
00:35:28Because you're still alive.
00:35:30Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:33One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:36You don't know that.
00:35:38Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh, yeah? Explain that.
00:35:45That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad
00:35:54and can't take a hint.
00:35:57Is that what you tell all the guys
00:35:59to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:02Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:11What's wrong?
00:36:13Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:15I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:21With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:44Well, this will do.
00:36:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:37:00and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:36I don't know what your game is,
00:37:38but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning
00:37:41Pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:44I had no other choice.
00:37:46I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:53You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not...
00:38:02No underwear?
00:38:06That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:10What can I do?
00:38:13Punish you.
00:38:20I don't know.
00:38:27You don't know?
00:38:30You don't know me.
00:38:33You don't know me.
00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:46I'd say do your worst.
00:38:49I'd say do your worst.
00:39:04I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:09What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:19But... but what about...
00:39:21There's no buts.
00:39:24I can't let this happen again.
00:39:34Oh!
00:39:36Cut block!
00:39:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:48You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52That was part of the plan!
00:39:54I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it... big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:07It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:22Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:29Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:32Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:34Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:54Stop messing with that. You're going to flash a nine-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:01How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He's not my man.
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:11Ew, leave Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:15You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:18Harps? Huh?
00:41:23What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:39Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:50I want to get back together.
00:41:52You cheated on me.
00:41:55I deserve better.
00:41:57I deserve better.
00:41:59I deserve better.
00:42:01I deserve better.
00:42:03I deserve better.
00:42:05I deserve better.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:23What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:26Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:32Get off of me!
00:42:33Let me see then.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me. Show me!
00:42:38Let go of me!
00:42:40There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:43I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:46I don't have time for this.
00:42:48You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:51That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:54Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:57Me?
00:42:58We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:04It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:12You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:14But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:16I'm going to come after your bitch
00:43:18that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me! Help!
00:43:26Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?
00:43:29Stop it! That's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:34You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:36I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:42And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:45You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:49Are you okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:05Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:44:07Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:13If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:16I'll finish the job. I promise.
00:44:19Let's go.
00:44:34Fuck.
00:44:37Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:40Should we call 911?
00:44:42Seriously, Harper?
00:44:44He tried to hurt you. You still care about him?
00:44:46I handled myself just fine.
00:44:48And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:05You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:18So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:23Let's see who you are.
00:45:27Do we have to do this?
00:45:29What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:32Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:36Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:38So, yes.
00:45:40You can't swim.
00:45:42You can't swim.
00:45:44You can't swim.
00:45:46You can't swim.
00:45:48You can't swim.
00:45:50You can't swim.
00:45:52You can't swim.
00:45:54You can't swim.
00:45:56You can't swim.
00:45:58You can't swim.
00:46:09I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:12Breathe.
00:46:15You can do this.
00:46:17You can do this.
00:46:47Right here.
00:46:49Don't focus on the water. Just look at me.
00:46:57It's not hard to do.
00:47:11It's okay. It's okay.
00:47:13I got you.
00:47:15It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:31Just breathe. Just keep breathing.
00:47:35How are you feeling?
00:47:37Fine.
00:47:45Just insanely distracted.
00:47:47Ready for the next step?
00:47:55I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:57I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:03I thought you didn't make love.
00:48:05What?
00:48:09Oh, my God.
00:48:11Oh, my God. You're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:19What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:49Harper!
00:48:51Harper!
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:59What happened?
00:49:01You blacked out.
00:49:03You're okay.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07You're all right.
00:49:09You did amazing.
00:49:13It's just going to get better and better.
00:49:15You did this.
00:49:19It's okay.
00:49:21We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:23Just kiss me.
00:49:27Your dad won't like this.
00:49:29Don't think about him.
00:49:32If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:34I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:37I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:39Just say you don't want me.
00:49:51Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:55I want you.
00:49:57And I told you not to mess with me.
00:49:59And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07Do you like me?
00:50:17Oh!
00:50:19What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:21We need to talk about this first. Inside.
00:50:23With our minds, not our process.
00:50:25Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:27I'm not being a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:29So you are a grandpa.
00:50:31Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:37Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:39No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:45I'm going to shower.
00:50:47Harper.
00:50:57Harper.
00:50:59What are you doing?
00:51:09So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:11Running a daycare.
00:51:13Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:17I'm Milena Kaufman.
00:51:19The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:21I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins
00:51:23were at the gala.
00:51:25And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:27He might be sexy.
00:51:29But you don't know how dangerous
00:51:31he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:33Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger
00:51:35like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:37Oh, honey.
00:51:39I go where I want.
00:51:41Plus, I don't have to worry about
00:51:43what people think.
00:51:45I go where I want.
00:51:47Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:51You've been tracking him?
00:51:53What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:55The same kind he is.
00:51:57Let's just say Chris and I
00:51:59have explored each other
00:52:01very intimately.
00:52:05Let's just say Chris and I
00:52:07have explored each other
00:52:09very intimately.
00:52:11I'm surprised.
00:52:13Doesn't look like you can
00:52:15handle him in bed.
00:52:17Just all around...
00:52:19not intense
00:52:21enough for him.
00:52:23Not intense enough?
00:52:25Yeah, well...
00:52:27Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:31Oh, please.
00:52:33Don't make me laugh. I mean, look at you.
00:52:35You're the most vanilla missionary
00:52:37pillow princess ever.
00:52:39You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:41Don't call me that.
00:52:45You wanna know
00:52:47how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:49He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:51Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:53Choke you out.
00:52:55None of that
00:52:57kissing, pillow talk.
00:52:59Well, maybe he likes
00:53:01to have sex with you from behind
00:53:03because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:07He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:09He actually lives here
00:53:11with me.
00:53:13You little skank.
00:53:23Help! Help me!
00:53:25I can't swim!
00:53:29Help! Help!
00:53:31I can't swim!
00:53:39Help!
00:53:41Help me!
00:53:43Harper?
00:53:45Harper!
00:53:47Help!
00:53:49Smile for Tim, you loser.
00:53:51Please help!
00:53:53Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:55That's what you get
00:53:57for stealing my man.
00:54:03Harper!
00:54:09Harper!
00:54:39Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:51Harper!
00:54:53Breathe. Breathe.
00:54:55It's okay. I got you. You're safe.
00:54:57You're fine.
00:54:59I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:01I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:03You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:07Just breathe.
00:55:09Way to downgrade Chris.
00:55:11I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:13It's pathetic.
00:55:15Homewreck?
00:55:17Harper could never
00:55:19homewreck us, Milana.
00:55:21She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:27We were just
00:55:29playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:31She could
00:55:33never homewreck us because
00:55:35there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:39Joke me harder.
00:55:43I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:47I don't love you.
00:55:49And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:53How was I supposed to know
00:55:55that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine.
00:55:59Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:07Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call
00:56:09from your dad asking you why his company
00:56:11has tanked on the stock market
00:56:13and why his major investors have pulled out
00:56:15their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:17You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:19that it's because his psychotic daughter
00:56:21is responsible for his company
00:56:23going bankrupt. You got that?
00:56:25Are you threatening me?
00:56:27No.
00:56:29I'm telling you.
00:56:31Don't fuck with me.
00:56:33Don't fuck with
00:56:35the people I care about.
00:56:39Get out of here.
00:56:41Wait. Please, don't.
00:56:43I'll do anything. Please.
00:56:45What are you doing?
00:56:59Chris, no!
00:57:01Wait!
00:57:21I'm sorry for the situation
00:57:23I put you in, Harper.
00:57:25She will not bother you again.
00:57:27I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:33I guess we both
00:57:35have histories
00:57:37of dating crazies,
00:57:39huh?
00:57:41I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:45A lot of brain to her.
00:57:53Are you seriously
00:57:55jealous right now?
00:57:59No.
00:58:01She said that
00:58:07that I would never be able to
00:58:09handle you.
00:58:13She said that
00:58:17that I would
00:58:19never be able to handle you.
00:58:23Satisfy you
00:58:25in bed.
00:58:30That I was
00:58:32too much of a kid and that
00:58:34you'd never be
00:58:36into me.
00:58:40Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you
00:58:50how I feel.
00:58:52I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:59When I was in that pool, I
00:59:01I really thought I was
00:59:03gonna die.
00:59:05And all I
00:59:07could think about was all the things
00:59:09I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:29What?
00:59:49What the hell am I doing?
00:59:51Why'd you stop again?
00:59:53You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:55Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:57I promise you that my dad
00:59:59doesn't care about me or the things
01:00:01I get up to. This isn't about Mark.
01:00:03It's about you and me.
01:00:05So whatever it is you're dreaming of
01:00:07behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:11I'm too dangerous.
01:00:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake
01:00:17and I should
01:00:19forget this ever happened.
01:00:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:23There's a reason
01:00:25you don't let people close to me.
01:00:27Yeah.
01:00:29It's cause you're a coward.
01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:33Just admit it.
01:00:35You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:37Just be a man and own it.
01:00:39Don't! You're a psycho.
01:00:49Just trying to protect you.
01:00:55Morning.
01:00:57Bagel?
01:00:59I'm not hungry.
01:01:03You need to eat.
01:01:11No.
01:01:13What I need
01:01:15is for you to move out
01:01:17and leave me alone.
01:01:26Or even now.
01:01:30You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:33What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:35I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37You should have thought about that
01:01:39before you broke my heart.
01:01:51Columbia University Gallery
01:01:53exhibition
01:01:55featuring the work of students
01:01:57Harper Reeves.
01:02:03I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05Promise.
01:02:13Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:15Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:19Nope.
01:02:21And he's never going to.
01:02:23Huh?
01:02:25I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:27Why would I invite an asshole
01:02:29who led me on?
01:02:31Hey!
01:02:33Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35You need to impress some fancy pants
01:02:37arts investors so you can pass this class
01:02:39and I am not letting you fail.
01:02:41Stop moping.
01:02:43Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:45Okay?
01:02:47Okay.
01:02:51Okay.
01:03:03How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:05Like a million hours?
01:03:07Who the fuck cares?
01:03:09We're going to destroy it
01:03:11in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:15Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:21Okay.
01:03:31Whoops.
01:03:39I think I hear them coming.
01:03:41Let's go.
01:03:43One last touch.
01:03:51Good luck being the only artist
01:03:53who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:03:55Harper!
01:04:01Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:03Huh?
01:04:07No, no, no.
01:04:09My final project.
01:04:11How am I going to graduate?
01:04:13Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:15Harper!
01:04:17Harper?
01:04:19I'm kind of confused.
01:04:21Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:23Shh.
01:04:27Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:29Shh.
01:04:31Don't say that.
01:04:33It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:41Did you do this?
01:04:43Christina,
01:04:45if I don't sell my work tonight,
01:04:47I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:49We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:51You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:53Guess what?
01:04:55You have no proof.
01:04:57Good luck with that, losers.
01:04:59That's what you get
01:05:01for fucking with me.
01:05:03Harper.
01:05:05Harper!
01:05:07There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:09I can explain.
01:05:13Harper,
01:05:15is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly.
01:05:19Isn't it, professor?
01:05:21We have to fail Harper.
01:05:23It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:25Ladies,
01:05:27I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:29In fact,
01:05:31a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:35Who would buy this crap?
01:05:37I would.
01:05:43It's you.
01:05:45You psycho grandpa
01:05:47attacked us at a party.
01:05:49Christina, don't be rude.
01:05:51Don't you know who this is?
01:05:53Chris Collins is a renowned,
01:05:55rare art collector.
01:05:57There's no way.
01:05:59That's okay, professor.
01:06:01Not everyone has taste.
01:06:03I'm going to kill you.
01:06:05I'm going to kill you.
01:06:07I'm going to kill you.
01:06:09I'm going to kill you.
01:06:11Not everyone has taste.
01:06:15How much for this painting?
01:06:17Our starting price is $18,000.
01:06:23Done.
01:06:27Wait, $1,800?
01:06:29Have you been studying at this school or not?
01:06:31We haven't sold one single painting
01:06:33for less than $18,000.
01:06:35You're telling me this
01:06:37gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:39whack-ass grandpa
01:06:41just has $18,000
01:06:43sitting in his
01:06:45bank account?
01:06:47Here's two mil.
01:06:49Take the rest and buy art supplies.
01:06:51Whatever it is you need to get
01:06:53for Harper's sake.
01:06:55Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:57Oh my god, oh my god!
01:06:59Are you fucking
01:07:01kidding me?
01:07:03Are you fucking
01:07:05kidding me?
01:07:07How much, Miss Hawks?
01:07:09Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:11Who cares if this old man
01:07:13gave you $2,000,000?
01:07:15My father still runs
01:07:17this university.
01:07:19Money runs this university.
01:07:21And I'm going to report the two of you
01:07:23to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic
01:07:25to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:29You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:31Professor, you can't.
01:07:33Please, getting expelled sounds
01:07:35just about right to me.
01:07:37No, wait, Professor. Not so fast.
01:07:39What the fuck else
01:07:41do you want from me?
01:07:53I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:59Knowing that you have to live with your bitter,
01:08:01jealous selves every day is satisfying
01:08:03for me.
01:08:05I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:07Those dresses, though.
01:08:09Wait, what? Huh?
01:08:21My dress!
01:08:23This is Versace,
01:08:25you asshole! You're going to fucking
01:08:27pay for this!
01:08:29What was it that you two said?
01:08:31Right. Good luck proving
01:08:33it was me.
01:08:37The Chancellor wants you two in his office
01:08:39now. You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go. Why are you
01:08:43grabbing us? They're the ones who did this.
01:08:45Arrest them! Let's go!
01:08:47Oh, I'm going to have to
01:08:49get this on camera. I'll see you later.
01:08:55Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:08:57Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:59That's $18,000!
01:09:01Seriously?
01:09:05I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:11What happened to the Chris who said
01:09:13that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:17He, um...
01:09:19I mean, I...
01:09:23I was an idiot. And I'm sorry.
01:09:25But I think this might help
01:09:27show you how much
01:09:29I want you.
01:09:43A blindfold?
01:09:45I want you, Harper.
01:09:47I want to do things to you.
01:09:53Bad things.
01:09:56But only if you want me to.
01:10:00I do.
01:10:13Why'd we stop?
01:10:15I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:17I'm just going to have to
01:10:19wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:21Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:26And I'll wait for you.
01:10:29Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:37Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:41Hello? Earth to Harper.
01:10:43You need to look at this.
01:10:45Can it wait, Maria? I'm having
01:10:47very inappropriate thoughts
01:10:49about my father's business partner.
01:10:51Ew. No. That's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:53Harper, look.
01:10:55You got the fuck?
01:10:57The guns and the money,
01:10:59it's not just for show.
01:11:01Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:03You need to move out now.
01:11:05You can't keep living with him.
01:11:07I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:09Harper!
01:11:17Taxi? For Harper?
01:11:19Harper?
01:11:23Who are you?
01:11:25Hey! Let go of me! Stop it!
01:11:35Please.
01:11:37Please let me go.
01:11:39If it's money, I'll give you
01:11:41however much you want.
01:11:43Harper. Harper. Harper.
01:11:45Harper.
01:11:47Ryan?
01:11:49Why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:11:51Oh, Harper. We broke up
01:11:53because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:55You psycho!
01:11:57He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:01He humiliated me!
01:12:03But luckily for me, your little boyfriend,
01:12:05what does he have?
01:12:07He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:09Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:11Once he arrives
01:12:13to save his little princess,
01:12:17well, we don't need to get into the gory details,
01:12:19do we? No.
01:12:21No. You can just watch.
01:12:23No.
01:12:25No. No. No.
01:12:27No!
01:12:29A trap?
01:12:45A trap?
01:12:47What the hell?
01:12:59Well, that hurts
01:13:01me so.
01:13:03Not bad
01:13:05for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:07I'm falling apart.
01:13:09I hope you don't mind.
01:13:11I wanted our first time to be special,
01:13:13Harper. Before you sleep
01:13:15with my daughter, you should
01:13:17probably know where she is first.
01:13:23Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:13:25You're gonna explain.
01:13:27But first,
01:13:31you know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:33Is that text a prank?
01:13:35Harper's in trouble.
01:13:37We need to go.
01:13:41Should we have some fun with you
01:13:43after we kill Leathergram?
01:13:47Should we make him watch?
01:13:53Looks like he's here.
01:13:55Are you ready
01:13:57to see your boyfriend
01:13:59die, Harper?
01:14:01Get ready, boys.
01:14:17I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:25That's what happens, Chris, when you
01:14:27mess around with my shit!
01:14:45What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:47What?
01:14:49Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:55Let me go.
01:14:57I'll leave Harper.
01:14:59I already told you once.
01:15:01You should have listened to me then.
01:15:05I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:15Calling all units.
01:15:176759.
01:15:25Are you okay?
01:15:27Did he hurt you?
01:15:29Chris, I put you
01:15:31in danger. You should run
01:15:33far away from me and my package.
01:15:35When it comes to you, Harper,
01:15:37I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:45Would someone like to
01:15:47tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:49Oh my God, Dad!
01:15:51What the hell?
01:15:53It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:15:55I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:57Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:15:59I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:01No, Dad!
01:16:03Look, I know we don't have
01:16:05the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:07But?
01:16:09Deep down, I know that
01:16:13you just want me to be safe.
01:16:19Chris makes
01:16:21me feel safe.
01:16:23Please don't be mad.
01:16:25You're wrong about that.
01:16:29It's not deep down.
01:16:31It is the most important thing to me.
01:16:33Your happiness.
01:16:37If that means being with Chris,
01:16:39then he better not screw this
01:16:41up, or I will
01:16:43make him regret it.
01:16:45I believe you.
01:16:47You
01:16:49keep her safe.
01:16:53With my goddamn life.
01:17:11Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:13Yes.
01:17:17Yes.
01:17:25Yes, Daddy.
01:17:29Say it.
01:17:31Yes, Daddy.
01:17:37I want you to beg for it.
01:17:43I want you
01:17:45to fuck me, Daddy.
01:17:57Stop teasing.
01:17:59I want you now.
01:18:07Daddy, say it
01:18:09or I'll punish you.
01:18:15What?
01:18:21Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:41Are you sure about that?
01:18:45One more night.
01:18:49You and I.
01:18:55Friction.
01:18:57You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:18:59Friction.
01:19:01You can either
01:19:03uncuff me
01:19:05or fuck me.
01:19:15You know I'm
01:19:17dangerous.
01:19:19Or at your mind.
01:19:23Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:45Just a dream
01:19:47in a night.
01:19:49I just wanna
01:19:51kill all my shit.
01:19:53Since I started, I'm not stopping.
01:19:57I thought
01:19:59you only fucked girls
01:20:01from behind.
01:20:05You're different.
01:20:15Ready for round five?
01:20:17Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:19Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:23What if I don't?
01:20:27Who is that?
01:20:29Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:31Honey, you home?
01:20:33Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:35Stop it, girl.
01:20:37I'll just come in for a walk.
01:20:39I told you I was busy.
01:20:41This is my home,
01:20:43Harper Reads.
01:20:45If you want to get up to adult stuff,
01:20:47you need to move out.
01:20:49Okay, I will.
01:20:51Can you get out?
01:21:09I think I've had enough surprises
01:21:11to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I
01:21:13please just open my eyes? No.
01:21:15Please keep them covered.
01:21:17I want to give a speech.
01:21:19And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:21I get nervous when I
01:21:23open up. You literally carry
01:21:25around a gun, but
01:21:27whatever. Just get on with it.
01:21:29What I do for a
01:21:31living.
01:21:33The not so legal part.
01:21:35It's
01:21:37dangerous for me to
01:21:39let people into my life.
01:21:41And for me
01:21:43to be... Vulnerable?
01:21:45Yeah.
01:21:47But I knew
01:21:49when I was in charge of keeping you safe,
01:21:51I was doomed.
01:21:53You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:55And I want to be around you.
01:21:57Forever.
01:22:07So you're
01:22:09moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there.
01:22:15As a
01:22:17graduation present,
01:22:19and also I
01:22:21love you and
01:22:23want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:27Only if you want to.
01:22:29Either way,
01:22:31the apartment's yours.
01:22:33Are you serious?
01:22:37What's wrong? Is it tacky?
01:22:39I liked it.
01:22:41I thought... Deal!
01:22:47But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:49Which is?
01:22:51You have to move in there with me.
01:22:53Deal.