How To Tame Full Movie RS
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:17Ugh, another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:26Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What? Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08You know that favor you owe me? I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:20What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else he can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins? Deadson, his best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering. Come on, kiddo.
00:02:15Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:21Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.
00:02:32I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases?
00:02:39His best friend and I were...
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:50Your arm is...
00:02:54wet.
00:02:56From the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:03:16There's no rain up there.
00:03:19Right, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:28Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:32beating up sleazebags, not making up some guy's daughter.
00:03:36Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:41I don't do small talk.
00:03:45Okay, then.
00:03:50Wait, wait, wait, stop. I need to pick something up.
00:03:53No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:03:55I am 22 years old.
00:03:57I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:03:59I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:01I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:15because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:17and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:19And nobody...
00:04:22If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:03I'll get it.
00:05:30When you're done checking me out
00:05:32I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was Ian.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:08This is a small kickback?
00:06:11Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:06:20I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:26I live here now. He put me in charge.
00:06:29And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris. No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:45You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:51I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:06:53and this is my last year of college and
00:06:56I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:17No one.
00:07:22I'm going to kill you, count your days, slut.
00:07:25It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:15God damn it.
00:08:17Promise to Mark.
00:08:18I promise.
00:08:27Whoa!
00:08:29Who's this buff grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:33He's hotter than you, Brian.
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:41Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46I have to literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently, this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:53Fancy alcohol!
00:09:00Hi. Hi.
00:09:01Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:07Duh.
00:09:08Couldn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle in the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I are into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women desperate.
00:10:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:38Oh, Harper! Hey!
00:10:41Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:49Yeah, of course you can. You're like, your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're friends?
00:11:02Of course!
00:11:05I have to pee.
00:11:07Wait for me?
00:11:08Yeah, of course. I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:30Oh, this is gold!
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:42Time to shut your loser party down.
00:12:00I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:04What?
00:12:15The hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody! Hello!
00:12:26You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:34a few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:39Let's see...
00:12:41Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No! He's gonna give it back!
00:13:01Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:09And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:16You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:27Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:36Let's cool her down.
00:13:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:13:59Fuck this.
00:14:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:30You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:37Come to her party.
00:14:39Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:43It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Chris, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:00Okay, one last...
00:15:06What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight here.
00:15:14Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:22Fuck you up.
00:15:24Harper, literally, just curl.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:27Everyone out!
00:15:29The fuck out!
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:56She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:07You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:12You won't understand.
00:16:14Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:18I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:22I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of them.
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe?
00:16:42By pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business?
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, dear.
00:16:50I told you
00:16:53to stop calling me that.
00:16:57And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:17:01Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid,
00:17:06what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:16You're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:17:18if you want to turn me on.
00:17:21You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:37Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:38I'm gone.
00:17:43You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins.
00:17:46I swear.
00:17:48I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:55Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:09What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:14No.
00:18:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20It cannot be happening.
00:18:22He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:31You know, if you weren't his play,
00:18:33he could have just asked.
00:18:34I don't want to...
00:18:36I don't want to play.
00:18:38What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:40Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:42You're the one who came into my room,
00:18:44into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:46I...
00:18:48I was doing you a favor
00:18:50and helping you move out
00:18:52because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:19:01Say please.
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen,
00:19:25like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you
00:19:45that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:47you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of myself.
00:19:51Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:55I am the last guy
00:19:57you want to piss off.
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:06Don't start any games
00:20:09if you're not ready to play.
00:20:26So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:29My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:32Here in
00:20:34the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:38we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:53Ah!
00:20:58Ah!
00:21:16How's my daughter?
00:21:18Hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:22She's hot-headed.
00:21:24Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:26That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good. You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:46You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:58I'm sorry.
00:22:23You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:27and you're in a goddamn strip club.
00:22:41Oh, excuse me.
00:22:43We're filming.
00:22:45Filming?
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:49Some real hot stuff.
00:22:51Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:53Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:55She says her location is here.
00:22:57So step aside before I make you.
00:23:00Nope. Harper is my best friend.
00:23:03And she didn't mention some old dude we'd be looking for.
00:23:05Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:14You look so sexy.
00:23:16Keep going.
00:23:18Harper?
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:29I tried to stop him.
00:23:33No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:36What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:38It's for a class project.
00:23:40Give him his camera back, you prick.
00:23:42Class my ass.
00:23:44Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:46I ought to stick this camera straight up-
00:23:48Chris, stop!
00:23:50Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:52Then the camera's next.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:56That is enough!
00:24:12These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:14Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:16We eat to the whole classies list.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:22That is art!
00:24:24Give him his camera back or I swear to God,
00:24:26I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:31See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:36Your choice.
00:24:41And it is.
00:24:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:47You asshole!
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again,
00:24:51I will jam that camera so far down your throat,
00:24:54you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:04We're leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:13So first you stalk me,
00:25:15and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:24You need me around for your safety,
00:25:26because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:28You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:31Like a piece of meat.
00:25:33My classmate?
00:25:35It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:42Jealous?
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:48You're cute, Harper.
00:25:50I'll give you that.
00:25:52And those things you do?
00:25:54They're cute, too.
00:25:56You know what's not cute?
00:25:59Me jealous.
00:26:01Now, you were right. I'm in some shady business.
00:26:03And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:06But you better not test me,
00:26:08or I'll break you.
00:26:10And more than one way, Harper.
00:26:16Well, guess what?
00:26:18You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:23Just admit
00:26:25that you want me.
00:26:31What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:34There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's ass.
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:40Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:42You know what, Chris?
00:26:44You wanna be my bodyguard? Fine.
00:26:46But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around then.
00:26:52So,
00:26:54are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:57No.
00:26:59Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:02Oh my god, Maria, no! Ew!
00:27:04That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:06He was sent here to
00:27:08keep me safe.
00:27:10And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:12I don't know.
00:27:14But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:17Um, wait.
00:27:19You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:24Think about it.
00:27:28We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:30The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:32So that's step one.
00:27:34Hmm.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:38He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:40Yeah, right. Jealous of me?
00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:44He's like a
00:27:46tech genius, billionaire,
00:27:48hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:27:50Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:52Jealous over you.
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you
00:27:56dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:57So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:01Until he snaps.
00:28:03And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:06And when your dad sees that,
00:28:08he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:13Here's to operation seduction.
00:28:15Chris Collins,
00:28:17you better watch out.
00:28:19Because I get what I want.
00:28:21Mm-hmm.
00:28:23Sexy outfit? Check.
00:28:26Popcorn? Check.
00:28:28A notebook.
00:28:30The only movie that can make a guy cry?
00:28:32Check.
00:28:52Well, what do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:56Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:00Seduce him.
00:29:02I mean, I
00:29:04brought snacks
00:29:06as a peace offering.
00:29:08But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:11Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:18What's going on?
00:29:19Oh.
00:29:21Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:24No, I just...
00:29:26I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie,
00:29:29but it's...
00:29:42Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:50But what about your date?
00:30:12How are you not crying?
00:30:14This is, like, the saddest movie ever.
00:30:16Because it's not real.
00:30:17This is ridiculous.
00:30:19No one would ever leave
00:30:21a perfect husband like that
00:30:23for someone like this.
00:30:25It's true love.
00:30:27There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:29Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:33Or
00:30:35maybe
00:30:38you're just a soulless A.I. bot,
00:30:42and there are batteries in your back.
00:30:45What exactly do you think you're doing
00:30:47touching me like that?
00:30:51What exactly do you think you're doing
00:30:53touching me like that?
00:30:56Now, come on.
00:30:58Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:04Don't mess with me, Harvey.
00:31:06I'm not your wife.
00:31:08I'm not your wife.
00:31:10I'm not your wife.
00:31:12I'm not your wife.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:15I'll ruin her.
00:31:16Well,
00:31:17I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself
00:31:21I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:26It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:31And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:41I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:42I don't kiss.
00:31:44And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:47Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:49No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:55What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:08Just
00:32:10shut up.
00:32:12Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:14I'm sorry.
00:32:15I love you.
00:32:16It's just the last thing I can do for you.
00:32:27You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:45So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:50Not tonight.
00:32:52Busy.
00:32:53Busy?
00:32:56Remember, for me, you're not.
00:32:58When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:03Woman? No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:08Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:18Not this guy.
00:33:20Who's my number?
00:33:29Whoever this girl is,
00:33:31your days are numbered.
00:33:33Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:56She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:58Good.
00:34:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:05Stay.
00:34:13Stay?
00:34:18Damn it, Harper.
00:34:35I love you.
00:35:01You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:02you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:46Explain that.
00:35:48That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:01Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:15What's wrong?
00:36:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:19I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:28Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:31Bye.
00:36:50This'll do.
00:37:01So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:16Struggling much?
00:37:31No.
00:37:40I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:49I had no other choice.
00:37:51I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:57You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:38:00No.
00:38:07No underwear?
00:38:15That's bad manners, angel.
00:38:19What are you going to do?
00:38:22Punish you.
00:38:28No.
00:38:30No.
00:38:33You don't know me.
00:38:37You don't know me?
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:50I'd say do your worst.
00:38:53I'd say do your worst.
00:39:00I'd say do your worst.
00:39:09I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:23But... but what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:28I can't let this happen again.
00:39:30I can't let this happen again.
00:39:40Hot block.
00:39:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan.
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:00Was it big?
00:40:03So big.
00:40:06Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:16Like BDSM?
00:40:18The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:22My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:24Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:27Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:31Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:34Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:36Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:55Stop messing with that.
00:40:57You're going to flash a nine-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:00You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:03How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:05He's not my man.
00:41:10I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:12Ew, leave Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:16You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:19Harps? Huh?
00:41:21What do you want, Brian?
00:41:25Just five minutes.
00:41:29Fine.
00:41:31Harper, are you sure?
00:41:33It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:52Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:04I want to get back together.
00:42:06You cheated on me.
00:42:08I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:11But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:14Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:17This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:23What do you mean, moved on? Huh?
00:42:26Are you fucking other guys? You slut! Huh?
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:32Get off of me!
00:42:34Let me see then. Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:37Show me. Show me!
00:42:39Go with me!
00:42:41There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:44I was hoping I'd run into him.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:47I don't have time for this.
00:42:49You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:52That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:55Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:58Me?
00:43:00We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:03Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:06It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:16You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:18But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:28Help me! Help!
00:43:31Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it! That's enough!
00:43:35Good girl.
00:43:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:41I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:53Are you okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:10Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:22I promise.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:26Okay.
00:44:44Fuck.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:24So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:42Do we have to do this?
00:45:44What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:47I don't know.
00:45:49I don't know.
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:16I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:51I'm right here.
00:46:53Don't focus on the water, just look at me.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:16It's okay, it's okay.
00:47:18I got you.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:26You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:35Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:41Fine.
00:47:48Fine.
00:47:50Just insanely distracted.
00:47:53Ready for the next step?
00:48:00I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:08I thought you didn't make love.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh my God.
00:48:16Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:42Harper!
00:48:44Harper!
00:48:47Harper!
00:48:52What happened?
00:48:53What happened?
00:48:54You blacked out.
00:48:56You're okay.
00:48:58You're okay.
00:48:59I'm sorry.
00:49:00I'm sorry.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:04I'm sorry.
00:49:06I'm sorry.
00:49:08I'm sorry.
00:49:09I'm sorry.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:12Don't worry.
00:49:15You did amazing.
00:49:18You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19I can't do this.
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:31Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him.
00:49:35If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:41I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:44Just say you don't want me.
00:49:56Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:00I want you.
00:50:03I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:04You're going to get hurt.
00:50:10You're going to like me.
00:50:21What the hell?
00:50:22What are you doing?
00:50:23We need to talk about this first.
00:50:24Inside.
00:50:25With our minds.
00:50:26Not our products.
00:50:27Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:29I'm not a tease.
00:50:30I just care about you.
00:50:32So you are a grandpa.
00:50:34Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:40Come on.
00:50:41Let's go inside.
00:50:43No.
00:50:44I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:49I'm going to shower.
00:51:00Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:10So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:13Running a daycare.
00:51:15Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:21Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:24I'm Alana Kaufman.
00:51:25The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:28I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:33And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:35He might be sexy.
00:51:36But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:39Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger,
00:51:41like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:45Oh, honey.
00:51:46I go where I want.
00:51:48Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:52You've been tracking him?
00:51:54What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:56The same kind he is.
00:51:58Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very, very well.
00:52:04Explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:16I'm surprised.
00:52:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:22Just all around...
00:52:25not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well...
00:52:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh!
00:52:36Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:51You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:01None of that kissing pillow talk.
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:12He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:18You little skank.
00:53:28Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:32Help!
00:53:35Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper! Harper!
00:53:54Smile for Tim, you loser!
00:53:57Please help!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot!
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:32Harper!
00:54:44Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:56Harper! Harper!
00:54:58Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:55:01You're safe. You're safe.
00:55:03I thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:13Way to downgrade Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck Esmeralda.
00:55:24She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:29I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:31You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:35She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:42Choke me harder.
00:55:45I'm so rough you get, baby.
00:55:50I don't love you.
00:55:52I don't love you.
00:55:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:12What are you doing?
00:56:15Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:21And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:26You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt. You got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No. I'm telling you. Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:46Wait. Please, don't. I'll do anything. Please.
00:56:49What are you doing?
00:57:03Chris, no!
00:57:05Wait!
00:57:20I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:24She will not bother you again. I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:33I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:41I never dated her.
00:57:43We were just friends.
00:57:44Dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:49We weren't a thing.
00:57:52A lot of brain to her.
00:58:00Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:02No.
00:58:07She said that...
00:58:12That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:18She said that...
00:58:23That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:29Satisfy you.
00:58:30In bed.
00:58:36That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:46Is that true?
00:58:50That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:54But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:01When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:04I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:08And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:16What did you regret?
00:59:18Not doing this sooner.
00:59:30What did you regret?
00:59:54What the hell am I doing?
00:59:56Why did you stop again?
00:59:58You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:00Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:07This isn't about Mark.
01:00:09It's about you and me.
01:00:11So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:17I'm too dangerous.
01:00:21So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:27It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:38Just admit it.
01:00:40You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:42Just be a man and own it.
01:00:44Don't!
01:00:46You're a psycho.
01:00:54I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:59Morning.
01:01:02Bagel?
01:01:03I'm not hungry.
01:01:08You need to eat.
01:01:18No.
01:01:20What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:25Are we even now?
01:01:28You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:32What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:34I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:36You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:55Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:59Featuring the work of students.
01:02:02Harper Reeves.
01:02:07I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:09Promise.
01:02:18Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:20Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:22Nope.
01:02:24And he's never going to.
01:02:26Huh?
01:02:27I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:30Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:33Oh, hey!
01:02:35Hey!
01:02:36Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:38Okay?
01:02:39You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:43And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:45Stop moping.
01:02:47Let's go window shopping.
01:02:49Stop moping.
01:02:51Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:52Okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:03:09How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:12Like a million hours?
01:03:14Who the fuck cares?
01:03:15We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:21Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:36Whoops.
01:03:37Whoops.
01:03:44I think I hear them coming.
01:03:46Let's go.
01:03:48One last touch.
01:03:57Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:04:02Harper!
01:04:07Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:09Huh?
01:04:11What?
01:04:13No, no, no, no.
01:04:15My final project.
01:04:17How am I going to graduate?
01:04:19Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:25Harper!
01:04:28Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:30Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:36Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:39Don't say that.
01:04:41It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:50Did you do this?
01:04:52Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what?
01:05:03You have no proof.
01:05:05Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:11Harper!
01:05:13There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15Professor, I can explain.
01:05:18Harper.
01:05:21Is this your work?
01:05:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper.
01:05:30It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:42Who would buy this crap?
01:05:44I would.
01:05:46Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:49I would.
01:05:52It's you.
01:05:54You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:58Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:00Don't you know who this is?
01:06:02Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:06I'm not going to buy this piece of crap.
01:06:09It's you.
01:06:11You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:13Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:16There's no way.
01:06:18That's okay, Professor. Not everyone has taste.
01:06:23How much for this painting?
01:06:25Oh no, you...
01:06:27Our starting price is $18,000.
01:06:31Done.
01:06:34Wait, $1,800?
01:06:37Have you been studying at this school or not?
01:06:40We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:43This gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:54Here's two mil.
01:06:56Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:01Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:04Oh my god, oh my god!
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:13Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:15Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:18Who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars?
01:07:22My father still runs this university.
01:07:25Money runs this university.
01:07:28And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:38Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:41Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:44No, wait, Professor!
01:07:45Not so fast.
01:07:47What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:59I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:02Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:11I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:14Those dresses, though.
01:08:16Wait, what? Huh?
01:08:29My dress!
01:08:31This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:33You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:35What was it that you two said?
01:08:37Oh, right.
01:08:39Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:44The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:47You're being suspended.
01:08:48Let's go.
01:08:49Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:51They're the ones who did this, arrest them!
01:08:53Let's go!
01:08:55Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:57I'll see you later.
01:08:59Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:09:01Chris, that was eighteen grand.
01:09:03That's eighteen thousand dollars!
01:09:06Seriously?
01:09:09I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:15What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:21He, um...
01:09:24I mean, I...
01:09:26I mean, I...
01:09:29I was an idiot.
01:09:31And I'm sorry.
01:09:32But I think this might help...
01:09:35show you how much I want you.
01:09:50A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:09:59Bad things.
01:10:02But only if you want me to.
01:10:06I do.
01:10:19Why'd we stop?
01:10:21I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:25I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:34And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:47Harper!
01:10:48Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:50You need to look at this!
01:10:52Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:53I'm having...
01:10:55very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58Ew! No, that's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:01Harper, look!
01:11:04Wait, so you mean...
01:11:06the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now! You can't keep living with him!
01:11:14I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:24Taxi? For Harper?
01:11:30Hey, let go of me! Stop it!
01:11:42Please, please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:50Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:53Harper.
01:11:55Ryan, why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:11:59Oh, Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho!
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me!
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:19Once he arrives to save his little princess,
01:12:23well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:12:26No, no, you can just watch.
01:12:31No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:12:52A trap? What the hell?
01:13:11Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:17I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:31Hey, crap, I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain.
01:13:34But first,
01:13:38you know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:43Harper's in trouble, we need to go.
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:47Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leathergram?
01:13:53Should we make him watch?
01:13:58Oh, looks like he's here.
01:14:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Get ready, boys.
01:14:17I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:25That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:47What the fuck?
01:14:53What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:55What?
01:14:56Can't talk without your little bodyguard?
01:15:04Let me go!
01:15:06I already told you once, you should have listened to me then.
01:15:12I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:16I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:32Are you okay?
01:15:34Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:40You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:43When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:52Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:01Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:03It's okay, I'll handle it.
01:16:05I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:07Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:09I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:12Dad, look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17What?
01:16:18Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:33You're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:44If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:50Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:53I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:08Yes.
01:17:18Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:33Yes, Daddy.
01:17:36Say it.
01:17:39Yes, Daddy.
01:17:45I want you to beg for it.
01:17:50I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:17:54Yes.
01:18:04Stop teasing.
01:18:07I want you now.
01:18:14Daddy, say it.
01:18:17Or I'll punish you.
01:18:24What?
01:18:30Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:49Are you sure about that?
01:18:55Yes.
01:19:06You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:24No.
01:19:30You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:33A redshot mind.
01:19:38Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:54Come on.
01:20:01It's a nice start. I'm not stopping.
01:20:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:14You're different.
01:20:25Ready for round five?
01:20:28Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:30Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:34What if I don't?
01:20:38Who is that?
01:20:39Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:41Honey, you home?
01:20:42Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:44Stop it!
01:20:45Come in for a walk.
01:20:46I told you I was busy.
01:20:48This is my home, Harper Reid.
01:20:52If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:55Okay, I will.
01:20:57Can you get out?
01:21:17I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:21Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No, please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open them.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living.
01:21:41The not-so-legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:53Vulnerable?
01:21:55Yeah.
01:21:56But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:14So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:19I'm moving you in there.
01:22:22As a graduation present.
01:22:25And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:34Only if you want to.
01:22:36Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:40Are you kidding me?
01:22:41What's wrong? Is it tacky?
01:22:44I liked it, I thought...
01:22:45Deal!
01:22:51But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:54Which is?
01:22:55You have to move in there with me.
01:22:58Deal.
01:23:11You