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"Make Me Wanna Holla" is an all-out stand-up special featuring a riotous original performance by the king of comedy, Sinbad, recorded live in Detroit in his home state of Michigan. It covers everything he sees in his life, from the life advice his parents gave him, to why he is tired of people with no talent having clothing lines, as well as explaining who he "really" is. Don't miss the chance to experience the "hit'em in the face" style from the king of comedy himself. #comedy #standupcomedy #standup

Transcript

00:00:00Yo bad five minutes. Hey, it's gonna be good, bro. It's gonna be good, man.

00:00:15Cool. All right, man. I feel good. Cool, man. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, here it is.

00:00:25Ooh, look who here. I don't need you here. Go. Memphis Red here to save you. Man, you know, you know, I'm just trying to make sure you got a good show.

00:00:35Cause you know how it is. When I ain't around, you be fumbling, trying to find yourself. Let me tell you something, man. Let me tell you something.

00:00:40No, I got this. No, I got this. I got this, man. You said tripping on me, huh? This Detroit. I don't need no help in Detroit.

00:00:45Quit crying like a little baby. That's your problem. See, you need Memphis to go ahead and talk to the people for you.

00:00:51Let Memphis warm up. Let my band open up. I don't need no music. I don't even have a band. I hired a band with your cheap self.

00:01:02I got some bad Detroit boys, man. Come on now. I'm called Memphis Red, but I'm worldly. You know, man, I'm sick and tired of you, man.

00:01:08Every time I do something, you show up. You gonna make me pull my knife out. Oh, you got a knife. You gonna throw me with a knife?

00:01:14I got a shoe horn. Huh? How about that? You got a shoe horn. Now, who crazy?

00:01:19I'll shoe your face. You got a shoe horn. Who out they mind? I ain't scared of you.

00:01:24You don't scare me and you don't tell me what to do.

00:01:27Yo, bad. Everything okay? Who you talking to, man?

00:01:29Memphis. They don't try too much jokes I'm supposed to do tonight.

00:01:32Memphis? Man, that's pretty silly, man. I know, man. You fell for it right there.

00:01:36Yeah, right. Okay. I'm looking crazy, man. You got me looking crazy.

00:01:41Man, you got me looking crazy. What? Shut up, boy. Shut up.

00:01:48Man, you don't make no... See, you know what? See?

00:01:50All of me as a drug, when they say drugs, when they say marijuana don't hurt people,

00:01:53you're an example of marijuana that does hurt you, that does affect the brain.

00:01:57Are you gonna bring that up? You gonna bring up the drug usage?

00:02:00Look at me, I did my... Let me tell you something. Drugs back in the day,

00:02:04when I was coming up, drugs was like buying cough syrup. It was medicinal.

00:02:10I would appreciate it if you would just leave.

00:02:12You need to go out there and tell them people kiss your ass.

00:02:15Oh, oh, oh. We cussing now, that's what it is? Oh, that's what make you tough?

00:02:19I mean, what? It's just a word. Why you tripping on words?

00:02:21I could do that. I could have made a billion dollars just being a dirty comic, man.

00:02:24Try it. Get mad.

00:02:26Kiss your what? Get mad.

00:02:28Kiss your what? Get mad.

00:02:30I'll tell you what, man. How about this? Just one favor for me. Just one time. Just one time.

00:02:34I just wanna go out and do my show. Can I do that?

00:02:36Yeah, man, you tell your little sad jokes and I'll do my music.

00:02:39I'm gonna try to funkify what you do. I gotta clean your mess up.

00:02:42I gotta go out there and get the people all back up if you done brought them down in depression.

00:02:45That's why I'm here, to keep the party going. I'm the party go. I'm the hype man. I hype it up.

00:02:51That's what I'm gonna do, man. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I want you gone.

00:02:54Got some prostate problems? No, I want you gone. Gone. I don't need you here. I got this.

00:03:00Be careful with them doctors. Sometimes they hang out in there too long.

00:03:03I had a doctor check my prostate. I thought he was liking me.

00:03:06I ain't playing what you gone, Memphis. I'm gonna be right here. Go.

00:03:12Steve, is he ready?

00:03:13Uh, he's in there talking to a hat named Memphis.

00:03:16A hat? A hat.

00:03:17Mark!

00:03:19Everything okay?

00:03:20Yeah, everything's okay, but he's talking to the hat again.

00:03:23The hat? The hat.

00:03:25Did you give him the zinc?

00:03:26No, I thought you gave the zinc.

00:03:27Don't worry about it. I gave it to you.

00:03:28Memphis is gonna handle it.

00:03:30Ha ha.

00:03:31Showtime, baby.

00:03:32No, you be in there. You be all right. Get your prostate checked.

00:03:34What up, man? Officer? How you doing?

00:03:36Wasn't me. Got my hands up. Don't shoot, baby.

00:03:39Adios, uh, for getting my spoon or dos.

00:03:41Showtime.

00:03:42Hey, you, man, don't ever put no medication in my food again.

00:03:44I ain't playing with you.

00:03:45Okay.

00:03:46I'll run Memphis.

00:03:47No! Memphis!

00:03:48No!

00:03:49No!

00:03:50Go!

00:03:51No!

00:03:52No!

00:03:57What's that, Vuitton?

00:03:58Don't be scared and clap!

00:04:11Don't be scared to clap

00:04:18We're going through some hard times

00:04:24Crackets, moonshine

00:04:29Spending on the hell that's

00:04:34Money, we make it

00:04:38Before we see it, you take it

00:04:43Oh, make me wanna holla

00:04:45When they do my life

00:04:47Oh, make me wanna holla

00:04:50When they do my life

00:04:56Danny

00:04:58Danny

00:05:00Show Detroit what this all about

00:05:08Oh, oh, oh, oh

00:05:38Hang-ups, let-downs, bad breaks, setbacks

00:05:52Don't sing this, Bert

00:05:56Oh, he can't pay his taxes

00:06:02Oh, make me wanna holler, throw up both my hands

00:06:07Oh, make me wanna holler, throw up both my hands

00:06:12Living, no, no, no, no

00:06:17This ain't living, no, no, no

00:06:22That's it

00:06:23No, this ain't living, no, no, no

00:06:27Don't encourage them, don't encourage them

00:06:30That's it, I said don't sing that verse

00:06:31I said don't sing, I said don't play that verse

00:06:34I said don't sing it

00:06:35In rehearsal, I said don't sing it

00:06:37Stop

00:06:38Stop

00:06:40No, this ain't living, and y'all don't stop

00:06:43Ain't nobody gonna be living

00:06:44Oh, y'all wanna holler?

00:06:47Y'all wanna holler?

00:06:48Hey, make me wanna holler

00:06:51Y'all wanna holler?

00:06:53You wanna holler?

00:06:55Make me wanna holler

00:06:56Ain't nobody getting paid

00:06:58Ain't nobody getting paid

00:07:01Keep on playing

00:07:02You ain't making no money

00:07:04You ain't making no money

00:07:06You ain't making no money

00:07:09You better stop

00:07:10You want some money?

00:07:12Then you might wanna stop right now

00:07:13Yeah

00:07:15Yeah

00:07:16You ain't getting paid

00:07:17You should know better

00:07:19You came from L.A. with me

00:07:20Are you got attitude?

00:07:22No, per dem

00:07:22That's your per dem

00:07:24That's your per dem

00:07:25You're walking home

00:07:26You're walking back to L.A.

00:07:29You gonna take it from me?

00:07:32Go on

00:07:33Go on

00:07:34Yo

00:07:34Hey

00:07:35Hey

00:07:36Hey

00:07:36Jimi Hendrix

00:07:37You the slow one in the group?

00:07:41You the slow one?

00:07:42You the one they told me about?

00:07:47Thank you

00:07:48Thank you

00:07:50Thank you, thank you

00:07:52See

00:07:54It wasn't supposed to end like that

00:07:57See, I had a whole thing

00:07:59I was gonna

00:07:59I had special effects

00:08:00I was gonna morph

00:08:01For me

00:08:03To Sinbad

00:08:04But then we ran out of budget

00:08:05Y'all know about that

00:08:06Cash got low

00:08:10So we just had to change up

00:08:13How we gonna do it

00:08:14See

00:08:14This must be the Detroit Union

00:08:16Cause you don't even know

00:08:17How long

00:08:17How tall I am

00:08:18See, that's why

00:08:20You're bankrupt

00:08:21Y'all gotta get it right

00:08:21Get it right

00:08:22Get it right

00:08:22Man

00:08:25I always

00:08:26Always wanna be like Michael Jackson

00:08:27I always wanna do this

00:08:28Security

00:08:33What happened

00:08:33Okay guys

00:08:38Okay

00:08:38They ain't cheap

00:08:47I went to the hat shop downtown

00:08:50Man, you

00:08:51I should've just bought the feather

00:08:53And put it behind my ear

00:08:54Man, Detroit

00:08:57Detroit

00:08:59That's it

00:09:02That's it

00:09:03Took a long while to get here

00:09:05Been trying to make it work

00:09:07Been trying to get here, man

00:09:08Woo

00:09:09Do you know what?

00:09:11No, this is

00:09:11I'm gonna tell y'all

00:09:12What we're gonna do right now

00:09:12They talking about the city of Detroit

00:09:14Being bankrupt

00:09:15People don't know about Detroit

00:09:16People are like

00:09:16Man, you gonna go to Detroit

00:09:17Ain't no money

00:09:18No

00:09:18City broke

00:09:19Folks got money

00:09:20City broke

00:09:22There's a big difference

00:09:24When the city broke

00:09:25See when the city broke

00:09:26It means

00:09:27You don't have no water

00:09:27No police

00:09:28No firemen

00:09:28The streets gonna stay jacked up

00:09:30I mean, y'all gonna be messed up

00:09:32And now you gotta know how to fight

00:09:33Cause the police ain't gonna be able to come

00:09:35See

00:09:37You gotta think outside the box

00:09:38If I was a martial artist

00:09:39I would open up martial arts schools

00:09:41Called protect yourself

00:09:42Protect yourself at all times

00:09:45Cause think about

00:09:46It takes the police in Detroit

00:09:47What, 38 minutes to get there?

00:09:50You dead

00:09:50They just picking the body up

00:09:53Damn, we found him

00:09:54Still got the cell phone in his hand

00:09:57Yep

00:09:57But you gotta be careful

00:10:03To stand your ground

00:10:05Yeah, we're gonna talk about that right now

00:10:08See, I wish he had been in Detroit

00:10:11And followed somebody

00:10:12I just

00:10:12I just wish

00:10:15I just wish

00:10:17We'd be having a whole nother court case

00:10:20See, if that'd have been Detroit

00:10:23And you chase a brother

00:10:26Oh really

00:10:29He'd have come around the corner

00:10:31There'd been seven of them

00:10:32So what's up?

00:10:36You got a gun?

00:10:37Everybody got a gun

00:10:38You need more than one

00:10:41See, we're laughing, man

00:10:47But that, you know

00:10:48Thank you, baby

00:10:49Thank you so much

00:10:49You gotta be careful

00:10:51When people say love you

00:10:52Cause you

00:10:52There's payments

00:10:53I don't know

00:10:59Cause think about

00:11:00I don't

00:11:01See

00:11:01We were talking about

00:11:02See, with Trayvon's case

00:11:03What makes me so angry, man

00:11:05I mean

00:11:05I know the people here

00:11:06Nobody said

00:11:07Take away your gun

00:11:08Nobody trying to take your gun

00:11:09Can't nobody take your gun to Detroit

00:11:10No way

00:11:10He gonna come get your gun

00:11:11Nobody

00:11:12I'm just saying

00:11:14You can't follow people

00:11:15And then not expect to get beat down

00:11:20Think about it

00:11:23That's what happens

00:11:24He got caught in a fight

00:11:26He can tell you

00:11:27He don't fight

00:11:27He never fought

00:11:28He never fought

00:11:29Plus, everybody knows

00:11:30If a police officer follows you

00:11:31He gotta at least say

00:11:32Hey, I'm the police

00:11:33Somewhere either

00:11:34After he shoots you

00:11:35Or before he shoots you

00:11:35But somewhere

00:11:38They gotta have it on tape

00:11:39Stop, I'm the police

00:11:41My bad

00:11:42We can edit that

00:11:45For the press later on

00:11:46He had that gun behind him

00:11:49And never said anything

00:11:51Cause he couldn't wait

00:11:53To use it

00:11:54Even

00:11:55I'm saying

00:11:55He couldn't wait to use it

00:11:56Even gangsters

00:11:58Give you a chance

00:11:59Everybody knows

00:12:00The international symbol

00:12:01Before I got a gun

00:12:02What's up

00:12:02Now you can change your attitude

00:12:07Oh, hey

00:12:08You want some soda?

00:12:14My man said

00:12:15Yeah, everybody know that

00:12:16See, my thing is this

00:12:20He got beat up

00:12:21And he got thrown off

00:12:22Because

00:12:23I don't stand your ground

00:12:25So stand your ground is

00:12:26If you chase me

00:12:26I'm standing my ground

00:12:27But if I start winning

00:12:28Now you stand your ground

00:12:29She was like

00:12:30Fight and quit

00:12:30Fight and win

00:12:31Okay

00:12:32Okay, your show turn

00:12:32I was winning

00:12:33Okay, you're winning

00:12:35Okay, my turn, my turn

00:12:36Once a fight starts

00:12:39When you get beat down

00:12:40You go home

00:12:41Okay, I can't fight people

00:12:42Like that no more

00:12:43And you learn something from it

00:12:45Like, I'm not a good fighter

00:12:46I need to stay in the car

00:12:48He's around the corner

00:12:49Then you have no issue

00:12:54See, black neighborhood watch

00:12:56Is totally different

00:12:57You don't get no car

00:12:58You stay in your house

00:12:59Your family

00:13:04Get away from the window

00:13:05Get away from the window

00:13:06Did they see you?

00:13:09Don't call the police

00:13:09Did they see you?

00:13:11Don't call the police

00:13:11You got to be careful

00:13:21How you tell them people

00:13:22My thing is this

00:13:24I believe

00:13:25I mean, I'm like this

00:13:26I'm against crazy

00:13:27I'm against crime

00:13:28I'm black on black

00:13:29Black on white

00:13:29See, we literally

00:13:30Made this a black white issue

00:13:31Just remember now

00:13:32Black and white people

00:13:34We call it

00:13:34We're in a strange place

00:13:35Right now

00:13:36It's not like the 60s

00:13:38And the 50s

00:13:39See, 60s and 50s

00:13:40We knew it was coming

00:13:41We knew it was coming

00:13:42Now, white kids are black

00:13:44So

00:13:44Was that black on black crime?

00:13:50Was that white on

00:13:50Was that black on black?

00:13:51Was that white on black?

00:13:52Black on black?

00:13:53Was that black on black white?

00:13:54Was that white being black?

00:13:56Was that white being black on black?

00:13:57White being black on black?

00:14:00See, what's happening is

00:14:01The white kids been watching hip-hop

00:14:03And we've been running out

00:14:04The neighborhood

00:14:05Sending our kids

00:14:05To like suburban schools

00:14:06So our kids are in private school

00:14:07And white kids are hardcore

00:14:09So the black kids are like this

00:14:10Hey

00:14:11That's enough

00:14:13And the white kids

00:14:17I got something

00:14:17I was in

00:14:25The Jay-Z concert

00:14:25Was happening in Detroit this week

00:14:27And I was watching

00:14:28I love how people just walk

00:14:29They just come down

00:14:29And walk to Jay-Z

00:14:30Jay-Z

00:14:31And Justin Timberlake

00:14:32Think about it

00:14:32Did we ever think

00:14:33We see a day

00:14:33Jay-Z

00:14:35And Justin Timberlake

00:14:36And all the white suburban kids

00:14:38Was going

00:14:39And they were singing lyrics

00:14:39Yeah, man

00:14:40And the black kids

00:14:42What's up

00:14:43What's up

00:14:43We're going to see John Mayer

00:14:47We're going to see John Mayer

00:14:48And now

00:14:56And now

00:14:56It's got to be hard

00:14:57See, I think

00:14:58For all this racism in

00:15:00My generation has to die out

00:15:01We have

00:15:02We've seen too much

00:15:03We're jacked up

00:15:04I'm 57

00:15:04My generation and above

00:15:07We are racist, sexist agents

00:15:08We

00:15:08We're the last dinosaur

00:15:11We try not to be racist

00:15:13But it's right here

00:15:13It's right

00:15:14It's right here

00:15:15We try to talk like

00:15:17Man, these two people

00:15:19Not like me

00:15:20We try not to describe race

00:15:27But we were raised

00:15:28In a racial situation

00:15:30In America

00:15:30Now our kids are like this

00:15:32My kids

00:15:32Kids will freak you out

00:15:33Oh, come on dad

00:15:34There's no more racism

00:15:35Okay

00:15:38Drive your car

00:15:3980 miles an hour

00:15:39And when they stop you

00:15:42Get out

00:15:42Say, what's up officer

00:15:43Just get out

00:15:44Say, what's up officer

00:15:44And find out

00:15:46That's why

00:15:48I've trained children

00:15:49I don't want y'all

00:15:50Get this wrong

00:15:50I think there's money

00:15:52Because right now

00:15:52In America

00:15:52There's no jobs

00:15:53I tell young

00:15:53Young white cats

00:15:54You can make money

00:15:56As a designated

00:15:57White friend

00:15:58Who rides with us

00:15:59Think about it

00:16:01If you ain't got

00:16:02No money right now

00:16:02You're the white guy

00:16:03That sits in the car

00:16:04You're sitting

00:16:07At the pastor's side

00:16:07Please

00:16:08Who you with

00:16:08We're with Todd

00:16:09Y'all be careful

00:16:16Because when you ride

00:16:23With us

00:16:24Police are confused

00:16:26When you

00:16:26When brothers are driving

00:16:27There's a white dude

00:16:28In a car like this

00:16:28Can you get out

00:16:30Get out

00:16:31Just run home

00:16:32Run home, damn it

00:16:33These my boys

00:16:35Are you black

00:16:36No sir

00:16:37Because you know

00:16:40We've got so caught up

00:16:41In race in this country

00:16:42We forget now

00:16:42It's class

00:16:43It's money

00:16:44It's gone beyond race

00:16:46Because

00:16:47Rich people hate

00:16:49Poor people

00:16:49Whatever color they are

00:16:50Rich black people

00:16:54Don't like poor black people

00:16:55You think I'm playing

00:16:57When brothers and sisters

00:16:59Move to the suburbs

00:17:00And then another black person

00:17:02Move in

00:17:02Oh hell

00:17:03Oh hell

00:17:03You're gonna mess up everything

00:17:08Go

00:17:09Let's go

00:17:10This is a strange time

00:17:25In America

00:17:26Because now

00:17:27We got all kind of races

00:17:29In the middle

00:17:29You got Asian

00:17:30You got black

00:17:31You got Spanish

00:17:31You got white

00:17:31And they're having children

00:17:33And they're having babies

00:17:34You know

00:17:35You usually can tell

00:17:35What makes baby

00:17:36That little sandy hair

00:17:38You look at the mother

00:17:38Yeah

00:17:39He's half black right

00:17:42Yeah

00:17:42But now

00:17:43I see some stuff

00:17:44What the hell

00:17:45That's an other

00:17:49That's a true other

00:17:49I never knew

00:17:51What the other was

00:17:52That's that

00:17:53That's that

00:17:54What the hell

00:17:56Is that

00:17:56He's Korean

00:17:59Black Spanish

00:18:00Korean

00:18:00Black Spanish

00:18:01And the kids

00:18:03And the kids like this

00:18:03I know

00:18:04I got good hair though

00:18:07Their hair is always gonna be our situation

00:18:12Hair

00:18:13Hair

00:18:14Black hair

00:18:15Is always gonna be

00:18:17A situation with us

00:18:18I'm glad we're wearing afros

00:18:21I'm seeing sisters and brothers wearing afros again

00:18:23Rocking that natural hair

00:18:24You know

00:18:25Now trust me

00:18:27Black natural hair

00:18:28Takes work

00:18:29See not like

00:18:32See when white

00:18:32Y'all sometimes

00:18:33I'm not

00:18:35I'm not doing anything

00:18:36Black people

00:18:38I gotta get some of this stuff out

00:18:39You can't go two days without combing

00:18:43Cause that'll be

00:18:44That's where dreads came from

00:18:45Somebody said forget it

00:18:46I'm done

00:18:48I'm done

00:18:49I'm gonna let it do what it do

00:18:51And then it dreaded up

00:18:53His friends

00:18:53Man that's what you do

00:18:55Nothing

00:18:55I didn't do nothing

00:18:55That's how you get this

00:18:59How many of y'all went to the beauty salon

00:19:03Within the last two days

00:19:03Where my people

00:19:04Went to the beauty salon

00:19:05Getting ready for the show

00:19:06Look look

00:19:07How many of y'all look at y'all

00:19:07Got your hair done

00:19:08Cause Detroit

00:19:09Y'all some hair getting done

00:19:10You get

00:19:11Getting your hair done

00:19:13Y'all getting your nails done

00:19:14Y'all will give away a free ticket

00:19:16Girl I can't go to concert

00:19:17Look at this

00:19:17I

00:19:17I got you front row seats

00:19:20And what I'm gonna do

00:19:21Sit like this

00:19:21I'm gonna sit like this

00:19:23And it's not because of men

00:19:27Cause we don't care

00:19:29What you do with your hair

00:19:31We don't even see it sometimes

00:19:32Like oh

00:19:33We're so busy looking at everything else

00:19:36You could have been bald headed

00:19:37We don't

00:19:38Women get their hair done

00:19:41Because women

00:19:42Dog women

00:19:43Women

00:19:44Dress up

00:19:45Because women

00:19:46Are hard

00:19:47And we're like

00:19:47Girl

00:19:47Oh

00:19:48She must be going through something

00:19:50Hey girl

00:19:51Hey

00:19:52We were just talking about

00:19:54She

00:19:54Men don't care

00:19:59Men don't care

00:20:02Women

00:20:02Y'all got so much attitude

00:20:04Dude could be a doctor

00:20:04Lawyer

00:20:05He just got the wrong shoes

00:20:06Got the wrong shoes

00:20:06Just wore the wrong shoes

00:20:08Walk in the club

00:20:10Oh my

00:20:10Oh god

00:20:11I was gonna get with him

00:20:13But you see his feet

00:20:14I know girl

00:20:15I had to let it go too

00:20:15I had to let it

00:20:16I heard he's a doctor

00:20:18He got his own jet

00:20:19We need to buy some shoes

00:20:20Men don't care

00:20:24If you got six toes

00:20:25We'll walk up

00:20:27Look at that last one

00:20:28Make it move

00:20:31Make it move

00:20:32You just need a bigger flip-flop

00:20:35That's all

00:20:36You need

00:20:36Men don't walk away

00:20:44From nothing

00:20:45Men do not walk away

00:20:48From any woman

00:20:48You know how crazy a woman

00:20:50Got to be

00:20:50For her to let her go

00:20:50You know how bad

00:20:53You got to be

00:20:54Especially if ain't nobody around

00:20:57Now in the club

00:20:59We'll play it off

00:21:00Man did you see her?

00:21:00Yeah let me throw this number away

00:21:02Yeah

00:21:02We by ourselves

00:21:05Look at you with that one eye

00:21:06We gonna play high

00:21:11And go seek tonight

00:21:12Where my teachers at?

00:21:18Where my all my teachers

00:21:19Why are y'all dating children?

00:21:24Is it that bad?

00:21:25Has time got so bad

00:21:27That you got to your junior high class?

00:21:28There it is

00:21:29There's my man

00:21:32There's my man

00:21:32Look at you all mature

00:21:36I know

00:21:37I know

00:21:37What?

00:21:43Do you have any teachers?

00:21:44Do you know of any teachers

00:21:44That dated the students?

00:21:46You know

00:21:47Look I like women

00:21:47Oh no

00:21:48That's crazy

00:21:50None of my friends would

00:21:51Look at men

00:21:52You know any men?

00:21:53Oh yeah

00:21:53I don't hang out with them no more

00:21:56But they're good people

00:21:57See I don't understand

00:21:58What it is about

00:22:00A teacher

00:22:01Who's in their 20s

00:22:0230s

00:22:02Dating some dude 15

00:22:03My question is

00:22:05Where were you

00:22:06When I was in school?

00:22:07I mean think about it

00:22:12Now how many mothers

00:22:14If a teacher dates your son

00:22:15You like

00:22:16You call the police

00:22:17Why?

00:22:20Why?

00:22:21Huh?

00:22:22She too old

00:22:23I mean think about it

00:22:23In 10 more years

00:22:24She won't be

00:22:24Think about it

00:22:27For a girl

00:22:28Yeah

00:22:28He's sick

00:22:29But think about it

00:22:30For a boy

00:22:31It's like

00:22:31He gonna get an A

00:22:33Say he's not good in math

00:22:37Say okay

00:22:37Let's go to Sedaro

00:22:38Say your son's not good in math

00:22:40And the math teacher like him

00:22:41Let it go

00:22:42See it

00:22:45It doesn't destroy a boy's life

00:22:46When a boy is dating a teacher

00:22:47All of his friends

00:22:48Man

00:22:49I heard about you

00:22:51Yeah you know me

00:22:52Think about it

00:22:56Say who will call

00:22:57So you call the police?

00:22:59Why?

00:23:00You know what your son would do?

00:23:02Mom you messed up everything

00:23:03I don't even have a prom date

00:23:06For God

00:23:07And the father

00:23:11Come on let me talk to the boy first

00:23:12People think I'm crazy

00:23:21But look all these men

00:23:21See all the men with their wives

00:23:23No I think that's sick

00:23:24They got a wife

00:23:28Would you

00:23:28No

00:23:28No I wouldn't know

00:23:30That's sick

00:23:30That's crazy

00:23:31Which teacher was it?

00:23:38We started too early

00:23:39In relationships

00:23:40We got any teenagers here?

00:23:42Teenagers?

00:23:42None

00:23:43I know

00:23:43Your parents made you go

00:23:45Go see Sinbad

00:23:46You need to see Sinbad

00:23:46You're like

00:23:47I don't know who's Sinbad

00:23:48Different world

00:23:50He's on a different world

00:23:51Which one?

00:23:52He didn't want to go

00:23:55I don't want to see Kevin Hart

00:23:56I don't want to see Sinbad

00:23:57He said it didn't he

00:24:00You don't want to see

00:24:02About your mama

00:24:02Like that

00:24:02It doesn't make no sense

00:24:03Do it

00:24:03I don't see me

00:24:06He's old

00:24:07He's old

00:24:08How's he going to relate to me?

00:24:11How old are you?

00:24:1215

00:24:12You're right at the age

00:24:13Where you don't know Jack

00:24:15You don't know nothing

00:24:17I know you think

00:24:18You don't know nothing

00:24:19You ain't got no driver's license

00:24:20You can't go get nothing

00:24:21You can't go to the store

00:24:22You don't pay no rent

00:24:23You're a homeless man living in a house

00:24:25You just don't see it that way

00:24:34But that's how she looks at it

00:24:37See we love you

00:24:40As parents we love you

00:24:42What's your first name?

00:24:44Corey

00:24:45See your parents love you

00:24:46But at 15 there's a love-hate

00:24:48Up to about 13

00:24:49I love you

00:24:50I love you

00:24:50My son

00:24:50At 15

00:24:52I don't know where the hell you from

00:24:54I don't know what side of the family

00:24:56This came from

00:24:57But it didn't come from me

00:24:58You're about to lose your life

00:25:01That's what you're about to lose

00:25:02If she ever says to you

00:25:05Get out of my face

00:25:05Don't play with it

00:25:06See y'all young

00:25:07Y'all don't understand

00:25:08Y'all stand a couple extra minutes

00:25:09Well where'd that come from?

00:25:13See in the 70s

00:25:15When your mother did this

00:25:16When she went to the left

00:25:17Go

00:25:18Just go

00:25:19Go

00:25:19Stay with your grandma for a week

00:25:21Come back later

00:25:22Y'all stand there

00:25:24Knocked out

00:25:26See at 15

00:25:30Think about it

00:25:31At 15

00:25:31You really can't do nothing

00:25:32What's your job?

00:25:34Clean your room

00:25:34Ain't no job

00:25:35That's where you live

00:25:35Do homework

00:25:38Know why she make you do homework?

00:25:39So you don't have to work at McDonald's

00:25:40The rest of your life

00:25:41That's why she does that

00:25:41Your mother wants you to do homework

00:25:43So you can get out of her house

00:25:44That's why

00:25:47We don't care about your education

00:25:50We don't want you to live here

00:25:52You can't live here

00:25:55You want to be a doctor?

00:25:58Fine

00:25:58You want to be a lawyer?

00:25:59Fine

00:25:59Get out my house

00:26:02And if you become a doctor

00:26:05She ain't never going to let you operate in her

00:26:07Because she know what you like in real life

00:26:08If your mother go to the emergency room

00:26:12And you come in

00:26:12Mama's you

00:26:12Let me die

00:26:13Let me die

00:26:14This boy can't even clean his room

00:26:16He ain't going to put his hands on me

00:26:17I'm going to get a disease

00:26:19I'm going to get an infection

00:26:20I'm going to die on this thing

00:26:21Corey, you got a girlfriend?

00:26:2615

00:26:27You ain't ready

00:26:27You ain't got no job

00:26:28Why you got a girlfriend?

00:26:31You ain't ready

00:26:31You're 15

00:26:32Do you love her?

00:26:34No

00:26:34You're 15

00:26:36You can't love a woman?

00:26:37No

00:26:38Love hurts

00:26:40You know when you're in love

00:26:43Look at these women

00:26:4440 and 50

00:26:45Look how they sit with the man

00:26:47That's a love thing

00:26:50There's a lot of pain

00:26:53Coming up through that situation

00:26:54Where you get these tickets from?

00:27:01That's love

00:27:02You just holding hands

00:27:05You look so good

00:27:06You look so good

00:27:07You in heat

00:27:09Your little hormones jumping off

00:27:13Relationships

00:27:19Are so hard

00:27:20Relationships

00:27:21Are so hard

00:27:22I think we got marriage

00:27:22I think we should redo marriage

00:27:24Let's redo marriage

00:27:26Let's make it difficult

00:27:27To get married

00:27:28Easy to be divorced

00:27:29Let's make it difficult

00:27:31You got to pay money up front

00:27:33You got to pay a fine

00:27:34You got to pay money

00:27:35How much you love her?

00:27:36It's going to cost you 20,000

00:27:37Whoa

00:27:38Wait

00:27:38I don't know about that

00:27:43Think about it

00:27:48The more money your parents spend on your wedding

00:27:51The longer you got to stay married

00:27:52If your parents spend 20,000

00:27:53We ain't working out

00:27:54You got four more years to stay

00:27:55You're going to make this work

00:27:56We're going to put 20,000 in

00:27:58I don't care if y'all hate each other

00:27:59You stand for four more years

00:28:01That's what the contract says

00:28:03Think about if you had all those fines

00:28:06Think you have to go to lawyers

00:28:07Just like you do with divorce

00:28:08You have to sit with a lawyer

00:28:09So what do you think

00:28:10How much stuff is yours?

00:28:12I brought most of it

00:28:13Oh, did you?

00:28:15You got most of it

00:28:15Most of it

00:28:16I still love you

00:28:17But this is my stuff

00:28:19You'll see the real side come out

00:28:22See, divorce should be easy

00:28:24After you don't spend 75,000

00:28:25Divorce should be like this

00:28:27You want to hang in there?

00:28:28No, I'm done

00:28:28Okay

00:28:28You keep one kid

00:28:32I keep the other

00:28:32Which one do you want?

00:28:32Take that one

00:28:33Look how she looked at me

00:28:36But you know I'm right

00:28:38You know I'm wrong

00:28:39But I'm right

00:28:39You know I'm wrong

00:28:40But I'm right

00:28:41Some things are wrong right

00:28:44Some things are wrong right

00:28:45Like being in the mall

00:28:47And your kids can't find you

00:28:48You should be able to leave

00:28:49If they can't find you

00:28:50Legally

00:28:52You should be able to go to the police

00:28:54He was not with me

00:28:55When I got to the car

00:28:56I told him

00:28:56And he was old enough

00:28:58To know I was leaving

00:28:59He's old enough

00:29:00So he can't sue me

00:29:02I told him

00:29:03I don't know why

00:29:05Y'all brought him back here

00:29:06I had one for a second

00:29:07Ain't easy man

00:29:12Ain't easy being in a relationship

00:29:14Ain't easy

00:29:14Easy being a parent

00:29:15Think about it

00:29:16The last easy time

00:29:17Record this is the easiest time

00:29:18In your life

00:29:1815 years old

00:29:18This is easy

00:29:19Got nothing to do

00:29:20Go play some sports

00:29:21Mom will come pick you up

00:29:22Because you can't walk home

00:29:23It's only like half a block

00:29:24Oh I can't walk

00:29:25I can't walk home from practice

00:29:26How many times you call your mom

00:29:28You can see her

00:29:28Mom you gonna come get me

00:29:29I'm looking right at you

00:29:30I'm looking right at you

00:29:32Just walk

00:29:33Follow my voice

00:29:34Follow my voice

00:29:34Don't make no sense man

00:29:51It don't make no sense

00:29:53See in Detroit

00:29:55This is my note

00:29:56I'm from Benton Harbor, Michigan

00:29:57That's my home

00:29:58My home is Benton Harbor, Michigan

00:29:59See it's funny

00:30:02When you're young

00:30:03Benton Harbor is far off from Detroit

00:30:05It's far

00:30:06Kalamazoo is 47 miles away

00:30:08The older you get

00:30:09You start claiming the whole state

00:30:11Say I was young

00:30:11Now I'm from Benton Harbor

00:30:12The older you get

00:30:13No I'm from Michigan

00:30:14And then the older you get

00:30:15I'm from the Midwest

00:30:16And then the older you get

00:30:17I'm from America

00:30:17We all related

00:30:21We all from America

00:30:22Now Detroit is a very unique city

00:30:26You can't just come here

00:30:27And walk around

00:30:29Cause the way Detroit is built

00:30:32It's like a hub and spokes

00:30:34That go out

00:30:34You got the city here

00:30:35And if you go off in the wrong hub

00:30:37You don't get back to the city

00:30:39You can't just be going in a circle

00:30:43Say baby let's just go somewhere

00:30:44No no no

00:30:45You see the buildings

00:30:45And see most cities

00:30:49You can look

00:30:50Oh if the buildings are vacant

00:30:51You don't go there

00:30:52Since most of the buildings

00:30:54Y'all the reason I say this

00:31:02I was in the hotel

00:31:02Up on the 7th floor

00:31:04And I looked out

00:31:05And I saw where they

00:31:05Building stuff over here

00:31:06And over here was just like

00:31:08Let's blow some stuff

00:31:09Let's do Transformers

00:31:10And just blow this up

00:31:12Let's just

00:31:12Most cities you got to build stuff

00:31:15To blow up

00:31:16No no come here

00:31:16Come here

00:31:17You can burn all this stuff up

00:31:19And blow this up

00:31:20I'll get that dude out

00:31:22Jump out your house

00:31:23Get out your window

00:31:23We're gonna blow that up

00:31:24You're the only one in there

00:31:25Get out

00:31:26People come here to make movies

00:31:30Cause you don't

00:31:31Have to make up nothing

00:31:32And the reason I say that

00:31:36I heard them talking

00:31:36Look man we need

00:31:37We need to build this village

00:31:39That you blew up

00:31:39You ain't gonna build it

00:31:41Get in the car

00:31:42We don't even need no permit

00:31:45Let's just start setting fires

00:31:47It'll take 38 minutes

00:31:49For the police to get here

00:31:50We can shoot this scene

00:31:52But people found out

00:32:01As Detroit go

00:32:03So does the rest of the state

00:32:04Remember remember I was running

00:32:07To the rich suburbs

00:32:08And now the suburbs ain't rich no more

00:32:10See y'all just had your election

00:32:13You just had your election

00:32:14For your mayor

00:32:15So you know

00:32:16We'll see what happens

00:32:17See how this work out for you

00:32:23I mean this is the thing

00:32:26This is what I heard people

00:32:27I actually heard people

00:32:27I heard black people say

00:32:29Man I'm tired of black folks

00:32:30Let a little white man

00:32:31Try it for a while

00:32:32I said that's not the way you do it

00:32:35Man we've been doing it for a while

00:32:38Let them do it

00:32:39Let's see what they do

00:32:39I said well

00:32:41If they've been president

00:32:42We'd have never got our guy up in there

00:32:43We just

00:32:44And now with him

00:32:46With Barack now

00:32:47Look last time I did my special

00:32:49He had just got in

00:32:50It's

00:32:50I can tell in his face

00:32:52He's ready

00:32:53He's

00:32:53He's ready

00:32:54To go home

00:32:55He's ready to go back to Chicago

00:32:59Have some pizza

00:33:00Being a president

00:33:03I would not

00:33:03Ever want that job

00:33:05You can't make anybody

00:33:06Nobody happy

00:33:07Nobody

00:33:08Nobody's happy

00:33:09We need this

00:33:10Well if we get this

00:33:10We don't know

00:33:11What about us

00:33:12What we gonna get

00:33:12No no

00:33:13Don't give

00:33:13I wouldn't get up

00:33:14I'd be in my bed

00:33:15Mr. President

00:33:16I'm sick

00:33:17We got stuff to do

00:33:20Go ahead and do it

00:33:20Do your thing

00:33:21Do what you gotta do

00:33:22Michelle do it

00:33:24Michelle go ahead

00:33:25Michelle got it

00:33:26Think about it

00:33:29Who would want that job

00:33:30Who here would run for president

00:33:32Who

00:33:32Who here would run for president

00:33:34Who here would run for president

00:33:35Who here would want to be

00:33:35The president of the class

00:33:36Are you a run for president

00:33:37Have you run for anything before

00:33:39What'd you run for

00:33:40Huh

00:33:43Schoolboy is different

00:33:44Schoolboy president

00:33:45We need books

00:33:46Where we gonna get the books at

00:33:49We'll table that till next week

00:33:54Schoolboy is crazy too

00:33:57I've seen some of your stuff

00:33:58On YouTube

00:33:59Y'all need to quit

00:34:04Taping Detroit

00:34:06I ain't trying to say nothing

00:34:09I mean

00:34:11That was cool

00:34:12Before there was YouTube

00:34:12And Facebook

00:34:13But that's why people think

00:34:15Detroit crazy

00:34:16Y'all be like this

00:34:18Say something else

00:34:19Say something else

00:34:21And that's the schoolboy president

00:34:24I kill everybody

00:34:28Up there

00:34:29Quit taping it

00:34:36Quit taping it

00:34:39Quit taping it man

00:34:39It's

00:34:42It's crazy

00:34:43Okay what's the hardest part

00:34:43Schoolboy

00:34:44Be a schoolboy president

00:34:45What's the hardest part

00:34:45What's the hardest part of that job

00:34:47Huh parents

00:34:48Why you let them come

00:34:50See that's how you solve problems

00:34:53Let me be a consultant

00:34:54See consultant means

00:34:56I don't have to know what I'm doing

00:34:57You just pay me anyway

00:34:58And I give you suggestions

00:35:01See consultant's a great job

00:35:04I think you should just

00:35:05Go ahead and spend the money

00:35:06It didn't work

00:35:07My bad

00:35:07I'm just a consultant

00:35:10You shouldn't have done what I said

00:35:11I'm just

00:35:11And parents

00:35:14I like when parents defend

00:35:15They little crazy child

00:35:17That's why I think

00:35:18The first day of school

00:35:19Who got kids in school

00:35:20Who got kids in school

00:35:21Got kids in school

00:35:22Got kids in school

00:35:22This is what you should do

00:35:23The first day

00:35:24Don't even let the kids come

00:35:25Let the parents come

00:35:26Oh her son gonna be crazy

00:35:27You can look at the parents

00:35:28Uh oh

00:35:28What's your last name

00:35:30Oh damn

00:35:31If you just look at the parents

00:35:35You know which kids

00:35:36I gotta get them out of my class

00:35:37Before the first day

00:35:38Cause his mom was there

00:35:41May I say something

00:35:48May I say something

00:35:51See

00:35:59I can't be a school teacher

00:36:01Cause I'm too honest

00:36:02That's why I can't keep many jobs

00:36:04See people say they want honesty

00:36:06Everybody say oh I want honesty

00:36:07No you don't

00:36:08No you don't

00:36:09I can't be a teacher

00:36:10Sitting there

00:36:11Why my son flunked

00:36:13Cause he's the dumbest one in the class

00:36:15I'm surprised he got to fifth grade

00:36:19I don't know how

00:36:20He should be in kindergarten

00:36:22That's where he needs to be

00:36:23You know what I'm saying right

00:36:25People need to be able to tell the truth

00:36:29Like all my teachers

00:36:30Y'all gotta be sitting there

00:36:31Okay

00:36:31What do you do when you got

00:36:32Do you teach in public school

00:36:33Or like private school

00:36:34Oh

00:36:35So the biggest thing with you is

00:36:36We had a big sale

00:36:37And all the money didn't come in

00:36:38Who has to bake sale money

00:36:42We are locking these doors

00:36:44We're using our honesty caps

00:36:45Everybody put on their honesty cap

00:36:47Johnny take the money

00:36:52And what do we do

00:36:54When we lie Johnny

00:36:55We say we're sorry

00:36:57So don't you ever say

00:37:05It's so hard being a teacher

00:37:07I want you to be a substitute teacher

00:37:08In the Detroit

00:37:09Public school system

00:37:11Not for a week

00:37:12Not for a week

00:37:14One day

00:37:15Just going through the metal detector

00:37:18It was crazy right

00:37:31That's why you went to public

00:37:32To private school right

00:37:33So what's the worst

00:37:34What's the worst thing

00:37:35Happened in private school

00:37:35Crazy parents

00:37:37What's a crazy parent

00:37:38I will take all my money

00:37:39I swear to God

00:37:40There will be no trip to New York

00:37:43There will be no trip

00:37:45To New York

00:37:46I will shut it down

00:37:48I will take the hot dog stand

00:37:52Away from the games

00:37:52There won't be a hot dog stand

00:37:54Oh they think they own you

00:37:59Because they do

00:38:00They do

00:38:03If I pay

00:38:05If I spend $40,000 a year

00:38:07Oh he going to pass

00:38:08Because the check cleared

00:38:10Oh you ain't flunking him

00:38:13Not for $40,000

00:38:15That's an automatic ride

00:38:20To the next class

00:38:21For $40,000

00:38:25How you going to flunk this child

00:38:26See these black parents

00:38:31And my white parents

00:38:33From inner city Detroit

00:38:34You send your kid to school

00:38:37For $40,000

00:38:38Have that parent meeting

00:38:39He did what

00:38:40I'll be right back

00:38:41He'll come in

00:38:44I want someone punch

00:38:46Say it

00:38:52Say it

00:38:53Say it

00:38:54Elective

00:38:56Valentine

00:38:56$40,000

00:39:01You act like a fool

00:39:02We could have gone somewhere

00:39:04With your money

00:39:05Who's a parent here

00:39:09Got a kid in school

00:39:10Having a hard time

00:39:11Can't figure out what to do

00:39:12I'll help you out

00:39:13I'll help you out

00:39:14Anybody

00:39:14What's wrong

00:39:14Shout it out

00:39:15What are they doing

00:39:16What won't he do

00:39:17He won't do homework

00:39:20That's easy

00:39:21He ain't doing homework

00:39:23Taking him to one of the vacant buildings

00:39:24That's where you gonna live

00:39:25You can't read or write

00:39:28That's where you live

00:39:29I'll see you tomorrow

00:39:30You hang in there

00:39:31You can't go home nowhere

00:39:34You can't read the street sign

00:39:35Tough love

00:39:43Sometimes you gotta do tough love

00:39:49We forgot

00:39:50Tough love don't mean beating a child

00:39:51I ain't talking about beating

00:39:52Every time you talk about whooping a child

00:39:53There's nothing wrong

00:39:54There's wrong to whoop a child

00:39:55Look, you ain't never been whoop

00:39:56The whooping is psychological

00:39:58Whooping don't even hurt that much

00:40:01It's my father

00:40:01Oh boy

00:40:02He's doing all that noise

00:40:03That's where I can tell

00:40:09A young man doesn't have a father

00:40:11You ain't never feared nobody

00:40:12See, when you don't ever fear a man

00:40:14You can tell a dude

00:40:15Everybody

00:40:15You disrespect me

00:40:16You disrespect me

00:40:17Oh, I've been disrespected

00:40:18Most of my life

00:40:19I had a father

00:40:21He ain't had no respect

00:40:22Get up

00:40:24I ain't dressed yet

00:40:25You tired

00:40:32No, sir

00:40:33No, sir

00:40:34You act like you're tired

00:40:36No, I'm just having some issues

00:40:38See, as a man

00:40:43If you ain't never back down

00:40:45Away from a man

00:40:45You don't know what it's like

00:40:46To back off a man

00:40:48You gotta know when to back up

00:40:49That's why these kids getting shot

00:40:50You gotta know when someone's more dangerous than you

00:40:53And that's what fathers teach you

00:40:55Oh, are you standing up to me?

00:40:58No, sometimes I stand up

00:40:59Cause my back

00:41:00You can't fight everybody

00:41:11There are certain people

00:41:14And we all know

00:41:14Every man here knows

00:41:15There's always one dude

00:41:16Was that cat the most dangerous

00:41:18There is a most dangerous man

00:41:20Woman in every neighborhood

00:41:22There everybody goes like this

00:41:23Man, he stole my bike

00:41:24Just let the man

00:41:25Let that

00:41:25You see, when the dangerous dude steal your bike

00:41:28He ride by you

00:41:29Get on

00:41:29You wanna ride?

00:41:32Come on

00:41:33This is my bike

00:41:34What?

00:41:35This is my

00:41:35This is my bike

00:41:36This is your bike?

00:41:39Wait, hold on

00:41:40Let me look at it

00:41:40Oh, no

00:41:42My handlebar is different

00:41:43My

00:41:43You actually know when to back up

00:41:47Off people, man

00:41:48See, every

00:41:50Crazy people

00:41:51Don't say they're crazy

00:41:52Before they hurt you

00:41:52People say, man

00:41:54I'm crazy

00:41:54Man, I'll kill you

00:41:55I'm crazy

00:41:56Crazy people stand there

00:41:57And when you have money

00:42:07You go to a different kind of drug treatment center

00:42:09When you have money

00:42:10You go camping

00:42:11And you hike

00:42:12And you swim it out

00:42:13You swim the crack out

00:42:15You swim it out

00:42:16You sit in circles

00:42:19What'd you do today?

00:42:20We went on the mountain

00:42:21I don't need drugs

00:42:23I went on the mountain

00:42:23And I saw birds

00:42:25That's enough for me

00:42:28That's enough for me

00:42:30You ever been to inner city?

00:42:33Drug rehab?

00:42:34What'd you have to say, John?

00:42:35I ain't got nothing to say

00:42:36I ain't even supposed to be in the first place

00:42:41This is court order

00:42:43You know what?

00:42:53Before reality shows

00:42:55Crazy folks in your family used to hide

00:42:58Remember?

00:43:00Since reality shows

00:43:00You need to put me on

00:43:01You need to put me on

00:43:02Cause the craziest one

00:43:08Get a spinoff show

00:43:09See, if I had gone to NBC

00:43:12I have this idea

00:43:14Of a crazy kid named Honey Boo Boo

00:43:15Honey Boo Boo Child

00:43:17They go

00:43:18That ain't

00:43:19That ain't real

00:43:19I think it is

00:43:20I think there's some kids somewhere

00:43:22That's a fat model

00:43:23That like to play in the mud

00:43:26Her name is Honey Boo Boo Child

00:43:27And her uncle loses a leg to diabetes

00:43:31And they bring him candy in the hospital

00:43:32Did y'all see the episode?

00:43:35He lost his leg to diabetes

00:43:36And he gonna want some candy now

00:43:38That's how he lost his leg the first time

00:43:43See, we're at that age now too

00:43:48Diabetes, high blood pressure

00:43:50That stuff is real

00:43:51See, diabetes didn't just hit you

00:43:53It didn't hit you at 50

00:43:54Diabetes been building up

00:43:56It says candy, candy

00:43:58Snickers, snickers, snickers, candy

00:43:59Licorice, atomic

00:44:00Candy, candy, candy, candy

00:44:02Kool-Aid with this much sugar at the bottom

00:44:05It's like quicksand

00:44:07So by the time you get to the doctor

00:44:12You're like, you're like 45 years old

00:44:14What?

00:44:18I'm diabetic

00:44:18But I walk

00:44:21I walk every day to the candy store

00:44:24How many of y'all go

00:44:28To get your blood pressure checked

00:44:29And you fear it

00:44:31So you try to walk real slow

00:44:32And breathe real slow

00:44:33Wait, wait

00:44:40You know you gotta have blood pressure

00:44:49Because they keep pumping

00:44:50That's the active arm

00:44:58Do the other arm

00:44:58And you have them crazy numbers

00:45:04You 300 over 280

00:45:07Oil went down some since last week

00:45:09I cut out bacon

00:45:11I cut out bacon

00:45:12And see

00:45:18There are people

00:45:19Anybody here

00:45:20Like

00:45:21Vegetarian against

00:45:22Killing animals

00:45:23I mean like

00:45:24I know this is Michigan

00:45:25You don't probably have

00:45:26But one or two

00:45:26See California

00:45:27The poor animal

00:45:31You can't kill the animal

00:45:33We need to eat vegetables

00:45:34God made it so

00:45:35If you can't run fast

00:45:36You'll get killed

00:45:36It's in the Bible

00:45:392nd Corinthians

00:45:39Thou shall run as fast as you can

00:45:41And when caught

00:45:43You shall be eaten

00:45:44Anybody here vegetarian?

00:45:48My daughter's a vegetarian

00:45:49You vegetarian?

00:45:50Why are you vegetarian?

00:45:52You don't even know why do you?

00:45:54It sounded cool

00:45:55I don't eat meat anymore

00:45:57And I'm so hungry right now

00:45:59You're hungry right now

00:46:02You're hungry right

00:46:03Your blood sugar's so low

00:46:04Look at all these meat eaters

00:46:11How long is he going to talk?

00:46:21I thought this was a half hour show

00:46:22How long is this show?

00:46:25I need a carrot

00:46:26So why'd you become a vegetarian?

00:46:37When you became a vegetarian?

00:46:39Yeah because it ain't natural

00:46:40It's not natural

00:46:42Look okay

00:46:43I'm gonna help you out

00:46:44Look at life

00:46:44Look at the jungle

00:46:45Who's the one running after everybody?

00:46:48Lions

00:46:48Tigers

00:46:49Eat meat

00:46:49Look at little vegetarians

00:46:51Trying to get to a hole

00:46:57Go go go go go

00:46:58Go go go go go go

00:46:59We lost Jimmy

00:47:01We lost Jimmy

00:47:02Watch Animal Planet

00:47:10You'll start eating sandwiches

00:47:11And now if you watch HBO

00:47:18And Showtime and stuff

00:47:19Everything

00:47:20It's so uncomfortable

00:47:21To watch it with your kids

00:47:22And your wife

00:47:23If you watch Game of Thrones

00:47:24And I watch you know

00:47:25True Blood

00:47:25They don't need the sex dude

00:47:27Yeah you watch

00:47:28Yeah yo

00:47:28True Blood

00:47:29Yeah

00:47:29See they don't know

00:47:31They don't know

00:47:32True Blood's about vampires

00:47:34Vampires live among us

00:47:35In Louisiana

00:47:35They live in Louisiana

00:47:36And it's vampires

00:47:38And it's real

00:47:39It's real

00:47:40You can't make that up

00:47:41You can't make that up

00:47:43There are vampires

00:47:45You need to know

00:47:46You think I'm playing tonight?

00:47:49Go home tomorrow

00:47:50See who you don't see

00:47:51During the day

00:47:51Right around 9 o'clock

00:47:54What's up neighbor?

00:47:57I'm serious

00:47:58True Blood is real

00:48:00But they got so much nudity

00:48:01I'm like

00:48:02Just you vampire

00:48:03Kill somebody

00:48:04Kill someone

00:48:05Kill somebody

00:48:06That's all I want

00:48:06Kill somebody

00:48:07Game of Thrones

00:48:08Now Game of Thrones

00:48:09Is it

00:48:10Game of Thrones

00:48:11The rest of y'all

00:48:13Y'all don't even know

00:48:13What y'all missing

00:48:14How you gonna learn

00:48:14It's history

00:48:15And when a naked scene

00:48:19Come up

00:48:19Or a love scene

00:48:20Come up

00:48:20And you sit with your wife

00:48:21You gotta play it off

00:48:22Oh this is sick

00:48:24I don't even know what it

00:48:24Now women

00:48:27They can sit there

00:48:28That's not even needed

00:48:30He's in good shape

00:48:33So you think

00:48:35You can say something

00:48:36Yeah she got some big breasts

00:48:37What?

00:48:44What'd you say?

00:48:44You say

00:48:45You say

00:48:46You said

00:48:46You

00:48:47You say

00:48:48You say

00:48:50You say

00:48:51He was in good shape

00:48:52What's that

00:48:53I gotta do what you said

00:48:54I was just saying something

00:48:55I didn't even really watch it

00:48:56I was just saying

00:48:56I was trying to have a conversation

00:48:59Let me look again

00:48:59They're not that big

00:49:02They're not that big

00:49:02I was tripping

00:49:03Women are able to be more free

00:49:10In their speech

00:49:11Think of women

00:49:12Women say

00:49:13Oh it's hard

00:49:13Y'all are able to say

00:49:14Anything you want to your man

00:49:16And stand there

00:49:17And look us in the eye

00:49:19You need to get yourself together

00:49:22It's what you need to do

00:49:23You need to grow up

00:49:25You feeling frisky tonight men

00:49:29Walk on your wife

00:49:31Let me tell you

00:49:32What you need to do

00:49:33About yourself

00:49:34You know what she'll say

00:49:36Say it

00:49:37Because I want to be better

00:49:40There's no man here

00:49:47That dumb

00:49:48That still got a woman

00:49:49No man here

00:49:53That dumb

00:49:54That still got a woman

00:49:55Look at these men

00:49:56Look around

00:49:57Look around

00:49:57Look at these men

00:49:57Look at this

00:49:58Look how my man sit

00:49:59See if you didn't have a woman

00:50:00No man sit like this

00:50:01He got a woman

00:50:02He don't even know what to do

00:50:02He holding his leg

00:50:03He's so scared

00:50:09She's going to be mad

00:50:10That's something he does

00:50:11He just

00:50:11He just want to make it

00:50:13Through the night

00:50:13He want to make it

00:50:13Through the night

00:50:14Scared

00:50:17Scared of this woman

00:50:17Are you scared of her

00:50:19Watch this

00:50:19Young men

00:50:20Watch this

00:50:21Watch this

00:50:21Look at her

00:50:22You don't run to me

00:50:23No say it like this

00:50:28Look at that

00:50:29Do your finger like this

00:50:30You don't run to me

00:50:31Watch this

00:50:37Look at him

00:50:39I run this

00:50:40Look at him

00:50:51Come on

00:50:52Some man

00:50:52Come on

00:50:53Ladies

00:50:57Ladies

00:50:57What is it

00:50:58What is it

00:50:59What is it

00:51:00That makes you so mad

00:51:03You're so mad

00:51:04You're just mad

00:51:06See you don't understand

00:51:08You're 15

00:51:08You ain't seen anger yet

00:51:10You ain't seen anger

00:51:12Your girlfriend get mad

00:51:13What she do

00:51:13We're breaking up

00:51:14Save me money

00:51:15That's all you got to say

00:51:16See when you ain't married

00:51:18You can say cool comebacks

00:51:20You got to work on comebacks

00:51:21You got to practice comebacks

00:51:22When you're young

00:51:23I'm through with you

00:51:24Been done

00:51:24Been gone

00:51:25That's what you got to do

00:51:26Because she can't take your house

00:51:31There's a big relief

00:51:31When a woman can't take your house

00:51:33You can say all kinds of stuff

00:51:35I want out

00:51:37You need a ride

00:51:38Say that

00:51:38You need a ride

00:51:39Say that

00:51:39Because the day will come

00:51:43Corey

00:51:44Where you'll sit there

00:51:45And she'll say

00:51:45I'm sick of this

00:51:46Come on

00:51:46What did I do

00:51:47To make it better

00:51:48It's going to come out your mouth

00:51:50You didn't want to say it

00:51:51You didn't even know

00:51:52Where it came from

00:51:52He can be better

00:51:53And women like

00:51:59The dude

00:52:00That's

00:52:00They don't want

00:52:02The uncool faithful

00:52:02Think about

00:52:03When you grow up

00:52:03Corey

00:52:04They want gangster

00:52:05Even if you're not a gangster

00:52:06Man just act gangster

00:52:07You don't have to be gangster

00:52:08Women like that

00:52:09Just look at the girl

00:52:10Man I'll take your book back

00:52:12Throw it in the street

00:52:12What's his name

00:52:19What's his name

00:52:20That's big shit

00:52:22See that's big Corey over there

00:52:23I love shoes

00:52:31You know what

00:52:32These shoes look good

00:52:33But my toe hurt

00:52:34So bad

00:52:35I violated every rule

00:52:38I put on some new shoes tonight

00:52:39And I look good

00:52:41Every time I walk

00:52:41The little toe

00:52:41Stop, stop, stop

00:52:42That's why you see me do this

00:52:45The little toe

00:52:49Just hanging on this one

00:52:50It's just on top

00:52:51The little toe

00:52:52It's piggybacking on the other toe

00:52:53Let me ride

00:52:55Let me ride

00:52:56Let me ride

00:52:56I'm making a shoe

00:53:03For people over 50

00:53:04It's got a flap

00:53:05You open it up

00:53:06And let that little toe

00:53:07Come out

00:53:08Get some air

00:53:08Let that coin get hard

00:53:11And put it on back in there

00:53:12I had something happen to me

00:53:24Freak me out

00:53:26Freak me out

00:53:27I didn't know

00:53:28They said it was in my family

00:53:29I never heard it

00:53:29Anybody had a toe hurt so bad

00:53:31I was walking

00:53:31My toe

00:53:32I thought I broke my toe

00:53:34I was walking

00:53:35I pushed it on for two weeks

00:53:36Then I got to the point

00:53:38I had flip flops

00:53:38And the wind would blow

00:53:39Woo

00:53:40And my wind would blow

00:53:41So I went to the doctor

00:53:42I broke my foot

00:53:43He touched it

00:53:44You got gout

00:53:45I said what the hell

00:53:46Gout

00:53:47I can't help gout

00:53:49What's gout

00:53:50It sounds ugly

00:53:52It sounds ugly people

00:53:53Get gout

00:53:53I'm the ugly people

00:53:59He says severe arthritis

00:54:04Have you ever had it

00:54:06But you heard about it

00:54:07Anybody here got gout

00:54:12See

00:54:14See everybody

00:54:15Look at the rest of them

00:54:15You can tell we got gout

00:54:16Watch when people leave tonight

00:54:17That foot will not bend

00:54:24That foot

00:54:25And the only medication

00:54:28They got for gout

00:54:28Kills your liver

00:54:29So they tell you

00:54:30Take it for a day

00:54:31But not more than a day

00:54:32Because your liver shut down

00:54:33I'm like

00:54:33I said I ain't taking this

00:54:35My foot said

00:54:36You better try it

00:54:37The liver said

00:54:39I'm strong

00:54:40Take it

00:54:40Woo

00:54:45That was the worst

00:54:48So now I got these shoes on

00:54:49All I can think about

00:54:50When the show's over

00:54:51I'm putting my flip-flop back on

00:54:52Because my feet

00:54:53I understand women

00:54:54I understand women

00:54:56I'm going to tell you something

00:54:56I'm going to tell you

00:54:57When your shoes hurt

00:54:59You look at women different

00:55:00Girl I feel you

00:55:01You got some of them sandals

00:55:03In your purse

00:55:04I can wear

00:55:04You got them little

00:55:05Them little walk-around sandals

00:55:06I'm going to make them for men

00:55:08Walk-around sandals

00:55:09So when you get to the place

00:55:10The club

00:55:11Take your shoe off

00:55:12Because I'm going to tell you

00:55:13Whenever you see Sinbad

00:55:14Sitting in the restaurant

00:55:14My shoes are off

00:55:15If you see me dressed up

00:55:17The first thing I do

00:55:18Is I kick my shoes off

00:55:19So if there's a fire

00:55:21I'm going to slip out

00:55:21I'm going to get out

00:55:22But I'm going to slip and slide

00:55:23On the way out

00:55:24I'd rather have my foot

00:55:26On some grease

00:55:27And have it be free

00:55:29Because feet

00:55:32Have their own brain

00:55:33Because like this

00:55:33Oh you ain't paying attention

00:55:34You ain't paying attention

00:55:36You ain't paying attention

00:55:38You ain't paying attention

00:55:39Walk

00:55:40Walk to the bathroom

00:55:43See how you look

00:55:44You can't bend

00:55:53You got to place it

00:55:54Oh

00:56:05It's crazy man

00:56:08I look

00:56:08I look at this world

00:56:09I got a friend of mine

00:56:10Man has a young daughter

00:56:11Man

00:56:11She just graduated

00:56:12From kindergarten

00:56:13They had a celebration

00:56:14They had a kindergarten

00:56:16Graduation

00:56:16I'm like

00:56:17When I was coming up

00:56:19You just went on

00:56:19In the first grade

00:56:20What am I talking about

00:56:21Matter of fact

00:56:22You're supposed to go

00:56:23Who flung kindergarten

00:56:23Who doesn't make it

00:56:27Who gets

00:56:28We're going to have to

00:56:28Hold Timmy back

00:56:29Oh damn again

00:56:31How can you not

00:56:35Get out of kindergarten

00:56:36All you do is

00:56:38Coloring

00:56:38You're coloring

00:56:38You know your name

00:56:41Unless you sit there

00:56:42Timmy

00:56:42That's you man

00:56:46Oh

00:56:46It was a pop quiz

00:56:50That was a pop quiz

00:56:51What grade do you teach

00:56:59What grade do you teach

00:57:00Do you have a grade

00:57:01Have you ever seen

00:57:02Kindergarten

00:57:03How

00:57:05Huh

00:57:07What's the requirements

00:57:09What is on the syllabus

00:57:11Today

00:57:16We're going to get

00:57:17Some crayons out

00:57:18For the more advanced

00:57:20The AP kindergartners

00:57:21You will get

00:57:2232 box crayons

00:57:23For the other kids

00:57:26We're going with

00:57:26Eight and 16

00:57:27How do you

00:57:32How do you flunk

00:57:34Kindergarten

00:57:34Can't read

00:57:37Look at these teachers

00:57:40Look at

00:57:40She mad

00:57:40You got to be

00:57:41Read

00:57:41Down in kindergarten

00:57:42I'm 57

00:57:47We're the greatest

00:57:48Generation

00:57:49We're the baby

00:57:50Boomer generation

00:57:50We couldn't read

00:57:51In kindergarten

00:57:52All these great

00:57:54Inventions

00:57:54Because of us

00:57:55We couldn't read

00:57:57Jack to third grade

00:57:58You had that

00:58:00Big pencil

00:58:00That big pencil

00:58:02With them lines

00:58:03And all you had to do

00:58:04Was write in the lines

00:58:05You're going to third grade

00:58:12Look at you

00:58:12We turned out

00:58:20All right

00:58:20Think about it

00:58:23Some kids

00:58:24Develop late

00:58:25Some kids

00:58:27Develop late

00:58:28And some kids

00:58:28Develop early

00:58:29And dumb

00:58:30The rest of their life

00:58:31Or in kindergarten

00:58:33He was a beast

00:58:34He could

00:58:36I'll read everybody

00:58:37Now you see him

00:58:39Out there on the corner

00:58:39Baby

00:58:40Who

00:58:41Hi

00:58:42A-B-C-D

00:58:44E-F-G

00:58:45H-I-J-K-L-M-O-P-E

00:58:49M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

00:58:53That's where his brain shut down

00:58:58Flunking

00:59:07Kindergarten

00:59:08What grade do you teach?

00:59:09Kindergarten

00:59:10Kindergarten

00:59:11Look she got attitude

00:59:11She a kindergarten teacher

00:59:14Okay

00:59:15I'm in your kindergarten class

00:59:17I'm in your kindergarten class

00:59:20Give me one question

00:59:21I'm in your kindergarten class

00:59:22What's your name?

00:59:23Miss Jackson

00:59:24Miss Jackson

00:59:25I'm a grown man

00:59:26So you can tell

00:59:27She a kindergarten teacher

00:59:28My name is Jackson

00:59:29You can call me nasty

00:59:31If you want to

00:59:32What have you done

00:59:35For me lately?

00:59:47Cory like

00:59:47What the hell was that?

00:59:48See I

00:59:48You missed about

00:59:5115 years of life

00:59:52You don't even know

00:59:55What I'm talking about

00:59:56You do know

00:59:58TV used to go off

00:59:59Right?

01:00:02What?

01:00:07Midnight

01:00:08Done

01:00:09Go to bed

01:00:11If we go past midnight

01:00:14We're going to have to charge you

01:00:15Yeah oh

01:00:17TV was free

01:00:18It was free

01:00:20And it shut off at midnight

01:00:21I mean shut off

01:00:23Not like

01:00:24Not like

01:00:24Turn off

01:00:25White noise

01:00:28This station has concluded

01:00:32It's programming for the day

01:00:34That's why people got plenty of sleep

01:00:38Back in the day

01:00:39Now you sitting there

01:00:41You got 900 channels

01:00:42Three in the morning

01:00:43Baby what you watching

01:00:48I ain't know what this is

01:00:50I know this much

01:00:58I'm paying $400 a month

01:01:00I ain't never turning my TV off

01:01:01They're going to find me dead

01:01:06Flipping channels

01:01:06The neighbors

01:01:09We thought he was alive

01:01:10Because the channels kept changing

01:01:11You want to have some fun with your kids

01:01:17Unscrew the cable

01:01:19Because they can't fix

01:01:20They can't fix

01:01:21They can't fix

01:01:22Nothing

01:01:22They can build websites

01:01:25They can go Instagram

01:01:26Oh they can Instagram

01:01:27Say I want you to go to the fuse box

01:01:29What website is that

01:01:34No

01:01:34It's not thefusebox.com

01:01:37It's not thefusebox.com

01:01:38Look at him

01:01:41He said what's the fuse box

01:01:42Look at him

01:01:43That's your fault

01:01:47That's your fault

01:01:48That's your fault

01:01:49That's not his fault

01:01:49That's your fault

01:01:50You got to show him where it's at

01:01:53Before you need it

01:01:54You can't wait till it's needed

01:01:55You got to show him where the gas

01:01:56Shut up for us

01:01:57You got to show him where the fuse box is

01:01:58You got to show him where the water main is at

01:02:00The electrical panel

01:02:01You got to show him that stuff

01:02:02So one day when he walks through the house

01:02:05There's smell fun in here

01:02:06Baby that's the gas

01:02:08I don't have no gas

01:02:09No baby

01:02:09That's the gas in the house

01:02:13Why would it be gas in the house?

01:02:17You know how mommy cook your breakfast

01:02:18And them things come on like that

01:02:20It's not magic baby

01:02:22It's gas

01:02:22Except when the man cut it off

01:02:25Then there's no magic

01:02:26See we used to know stuff like that

01:02:34Because how our parents talked to you

01:02:35When you had the door open

01:02:36All the air condition

01:02:37Gonna get out the house

01:02:38Don't leave that door open

01:02:39All the air condition

01:02:40Gonna get out the house

01:02:41Like the air condition

01:02:43Waiting to run out

01:02:43My father you got 1.5 seconds

01:02:52Get out this house

01:02:53Gone, gone

01:02:55You scan in the doorway

01:02:57Oh you Mr. Money Man

01:02:59You don't even know what that conversation is

01:03:05Do you?

01:03:07Mama is just air conditioning

01:03:08Why are you tripping?

01:03:08It's just air conditioning

01:03:09Everybody

01:03:11Everybody that have air conditioning

01:03:13I'm gonna tell how crazy this was

01:03:14In the 70s

01:03:15People would get air conditioning

01:03:16And call you

01:03:17Come by the house

01:03:17We got central air

01:03:19We gonna get in the car

01:03:20Go get some central air

01:03:22Ooh this is nice

01:03:25But we were still saving money

01:03:41Because it was set on 78

01:03:42Because we can take it to 78

01:03:46We can take this

01:03:47It don't kick on

01:03:47It only kick on for 3 seconds

01:03:48Let me ask you

01:03:54What's the hardest thing in your life?

01:03:55What drives you crazy?

01:03:55What's so hard to do

01:03:56As a kid

01:03:5715

01:03:57Where's your life so miserable?

01:03:59Mom

01:03:59What's so miserable

01:04:02That make you mad?

01:04:04Can't go nowhere

01:04:05We gonna go

01:04:05You 15

01:04:06Where you supposed to go?

01:04:08You wanna go outside and play

01:04:09So why should you go anywhere?

01:04:11The reason you can't go nowhere

01:04:12Is because she gotta take you

01:04:13Walk there

01:04:14She'll let you go

01:04:14He's like this

01:04:16I don't wanna go there that bad

01:04:18See it's not that you can't go nowhere

01:04:21It means you won't go nowhere

01:04:22Because you won't walk there

01:04:23It's like

01:04:24Mom couldn't you take me?

01:04:25Mom couldn't you drop me?

01:04:27Mom it's only

01:04:28It's only

01:04:28Once you use that word

01:04:30It means do it yourself

01:04:31Mom it's only 4 blocks

01:04:32There you go

01:04:33Do you walk?

01:04:36No

01:04:37You don't walk nowhere do you?

01:04:38If you walked out your house

01:04:40You'd be like a lost man

01:04:41I have no seat now

01:04:52Where's my house?

01:04:55Baby come on back

01:04:56Back up baby

01:04:56I'm right behind you

01:04:57Back up

01:04:57I was so scared mom

01:05:02I was so scared

01:05:02Oh man

01:05:11Crazy dude

01:05:12That's crazy man

01:05:13It's insane

01:05:14But that's just how it is

01:05:15That's not your fault

01:05:15You just wasn't born

01:05:16During that time

01:05:17You just can't be cool like us

01:05:19You'll never be cool like us

01:05:20You ain't never

01:05:22Gonna be

01:05:23Cool like us

01:05:24We was cool

01:05:27Just with jeans

01:05:28I had no name

01:05:29Jeans

01:05:30Jeans

01:05:31We're my blue jeans

01:05:33Cause they blue

01:05:33And then you tie down

01:05:37You take some bleach

01:05:38And you put bleach

01:05:39On your new jeans

01:05:40And your mama

01:05:41I know you ain't put no bleach

01:05:42I know

01:05:43Oh Jesus

01:05:44Oh Jesus

01:05:45This boy that put bleach

01:05:47On these new rummage sale jeans

01:05:49I spent a dollar 25 cents

01:05:54For these jeans

01:05:57That almost fit you right

01:05:58So you think you ashamed

01:06:04You know how much money

01:06:04It costs for clothes now

01:06:05And you still growing

01:06:07Your mama should buy you clothes

01:06:09That fit you at 18 right now

01:06:10Grow into them

01:06:13Impress me

01:06:14Grow into these clothes

01:06:15Think about it

01:06:17You keep growing

01:06:18Know why

01:06:19Look we don't grow no more

01:06:20We get fatter

01:06:21We're elastic

01:06:21We have elastic

01:06:23Our pants have room

01:06:25We got room

01:06:26And see some stores

01:06:29Ain't made for us

01:06:29There's a store called BB's

01:06:31See they have BB's

01:06:33In the black neighborhood

01:06:33Where they go like

01:06:34Put a size 6

01:06:35On a size 27

01:06:36Cause see BB's

01:06:39Sisters go into BB's

01:06:40And the sales people

01:06:40Oh Jesus

01:06:41They're gonna stretch

01:06:43All this out

01:06:44They're gonna

01:06:44Cause black women

01:06:46Be in denial

01:06:47Do you have an 8

01:06:50For who

01:06:54Who are you buying

01:06:55What you trying to say

01:06:57What you trying to say

01:06:59That's my people

01:07:07That's my people man

01:07:09That's my people man

01:07:10But see but

01:07:11Walking around Detroit

01:07:12See this thing about Detroit

01:07:13Detroit

01:07:14Everybody crazy

01:07:15Everybody crazy

01:07:17Black

01:07:17White

01:07:18Greek

01:07:18Spanish

01:07:19Everybody in Detroit

01:07:21Got attitude

01:07:22And see brothers

01:07:24Come to Detroit

01:07:24From other cities

01:07:25And walk up on white people

01:07:26And go like

01:07:26Oh no no

01:07:26No no

01:07:27They got crazy white people

01:07:30And he's not even white

01:07:35Look at his nose

01:07:36He's Greek

01:07:37They'll fight you

01:07:39Just like a brother

01:07:40You do not

01:07:41Want to fight

01:07:42A Greek family

01:07:43Cause all of them

01:07:43Come out

01:07:44They like black people

01:07:44Cousin

01:07:45Cousin

01:07:46Uncle

01:07:46They all come out

01:07:47Hoo-ha

01:07:48I'm sorry

01:07:49I'm sorry

01:07:50I'm sorry

01:07:51I'm sorry

01:07:52I thought it was just one

01:07:54Hoo-pah

01:07:56I don't know what it mean

01:08:04But I go with it

01:08:04Get jacked up out here man

01:08:10And see

01:08:11That's why

01:08:12I look at some point

01:08:13At some point

01:08:14Like Martin Luther King

01:08:15Said we gotta live together

01:08:16As brothers

01:08:16Or perish as fools

01:08:17No

01:08:18At some point

01:08:19We got to figure this out

01:08:20At some point

01:08:21It has to stop

01:08:22I think we should have

01:08:24Once a week

01:08:25Just use slurs

01:08:26Use racial slurs

01:08:27So we can just get through it

01:08:29I think if we just

01:08:30Could use it

01:08:30Once a week

01:08:31You'll get old

01:08:32What's up hunky

01:08:33What's up nigga

01:08:33What's up

01:08:34Wap

01:08:34What's up

01:08:34Hey nigga

01:08:35What's wap

01:08:36You wap

01:08:37You hunky hunky

01:08:38Hunky

01:08:39What's up nigga

01:08:39Waps

01:08:40Nigga

01:08:40Stick

01:08:41Stick nigga

01:08:41After three weeks

01:08:44What's up man

01:08:45Just get it all out

01:08:53Just get it

01:08:54All

01:08:54Out

01:08:56So we forget

01:08:58Which one is what

01:08:58Which one were you

01:08:59I forgot what I was

01:09:04But why was I

01:09:05Oh

01:09:07Huh

01:09:09What's that

01:09:10Paula Deen

01:09:13You know what

01:09:14I'm so angry

01:09:15Because I like some chicken

01:09:15I'm so mad at Paula Deen

01:09:19I'm so mad at Paula Deen

01:09:21I was gonna let her

01:09:24Have a pass on the n-word

01:09:25I'm like this

01:09:26She probably used it

01:09:27She probably didn't mean it

01:09:28Then I kept reading

01:09:29By everything she did

01:09:30I said oh

01:09:30Let me spit this out

01:09:31I'm so mad at Paula Deen

01:09:40What's my man from Philadelphia

01:09:42The football player

01:09:44Huh

01:09:45Riley Cooper

01:09:46You know

01:09:47The NFL didn't find him

01:09:48Know why

01:09:49They said just let him

01:09:49Catch a pass

01:09:50Let him go on out

01:09:53And catch a pass

01:09:54Brother was like this

01:09:56Go on

01:09:56Throw it to him

01:09:56He opened

01:09:57But you know what I liked about it

01:10:01Nobody stood with him

01:10:02White or black

01:10:02Nobody stood with him

01:10:04You see him in practice

01:10:05He'd buy himself

01:10:05His little helmet

01:10:06What was he thinking

01:10:11He's at a Kenny Chesney concert

01:10:12Talking I'm gonna jump over

01:10:14To slish

01:10:14And kick every end's butt

01:10:16And I'm

01:10:17You had a Kenny Chesney concert

01:10:18Ain't no

01:10:18Who did you see

01:10:22Was you drinking

01:10:23You saw a dark white man

01:10:26You saw a dark white man

01:10:29And lost your mind

01:10:30This Kenny Chesney

01:10:32I mean I like Kenny Chesney

01:10:39I ain't going to concert

01:10:40I can't be by myself

01:10:44Woo Kenny

01:10:45I believe in racial harmony

01:10:51But I ain't pushing the system

01:10:52Sometimes you got to know

01:10:56Where not to go

01:10:56There's black hoods

01:10:58And there's white hoods

01:11:00Everybody got a hood

01:11:02Even black people

01:11:04Scared of black hood

01:11:05Once you've been out of it

01:11:06Okay

01:11:10How many white people here

01:11:11Have driven around by accident

01:11:12Ended up in a black neighborhood

01:11:13And had about five seconds

01:11:15Okay wait

01:11:15Okay

01:11:15Okay wait

01:11:16Okay wait

01:11:17Everybody wait

01:11:17Just cool

01:11:19Don't look

01:11:20Don't back up

01:11:20Don't look

01:11:21Don't back up

01:11:21You have that moment

01:11:27Because when you

01:11:27When you're black

01:11:28You know you're in the hood

01:11:29You've been away for a while

01:11:30And you're riding through

01:11:31Oh hell

01:11:32Lock the door slow

01:11:36Now everybody at the same time

01:11:37Now everybody at the same time

01:11:38And you know you're in the hood

01:11:49Because black people know

01:11:50Everybody live in the neighborhood

01:11:52As soon as a car come in

01:11:53That they don't know

01:11:54That's the international sign

01:12:01You need to back up

01:12:02I'm going to back up

01:12:07Not because I fear you

01:12:08I love you

01:12:09But I am backing up

01:12:10And get up out of there

01:12:13It's crazy man

01:12:18But you know

01:12:18I come from life

01:12:20The reason I try

01:12:21I try to be

01:12:22My father's a preacher

01:12:22So my father

01:12:23Passed away in 2000

01:12:24This is my first show

01:12:26That my father's not going to be here

01:12:282011 he passed away in November

01:12:29And this is my first show

01:12:31I'm doing

01:12:31See my dad

01:12:32Gave me everything I needed

01:12:33My dad was a preacher

01:12:35But tough

01:12:36My dad

01:12:36Not tough like me

01:12:37My dad was like

01:12:38You don't play with him

01:12:39He's one of the preachers

01:12:40That God called

01:12:41He didn't start off

01:12:42As a preacher

01:12:42He started off as a kid

01:12:44Mother, father gave him away

01:12:45Grew up in Chicago

01:12:47Tough

01:12:47He's the kind of man

01:12:48That took me to Detroit

01:12:49The National Baptist Convention

01:12:51But you know

01:12:53We got some convention people here

01:12:54Now which one

01:12:56Which convention

01:12:56Which one is it

01:12:57Which one is it

01:12:57Progressive Baptist

01:12:59See black folks

01:13:01We have Baptist

01:13:01Progressive Baptist

01:13:03Sanctified

01:13:04Sanctified Baptist

01:13:05Holy sanctified

01:13:06Of the holiness

01:13:07White people

01:13:12Baptist

01:13:12We are the Baptist

01:13:15Of the elk

01:13:16We are the Baptist

01:13:17Who don't speak in tongue

01:13:18We just hum

01:13:19So

01:13:24When my father met

01:13:25He would come to Detroit

01:13:26But he still had that

01:13:28He had that other side

01:13:29See

01:13:29He had that

01:13:30What all women want

01:13:31You want that character

01:13:32Good man

01:13:32But got gangster

01:13:33You want a good man

01:13:35That got gangster

01:13:36In him

01:13:36See sisters know

01:13:37What I'm talking about

01:13:37You want that man

01:13:39That he

01:13:39Good man

01:13:40Drives

01:13:41Takes care of you

01:13:42But if something

01:13:43Go down

01:13:44He'll flip

01:13:46I call it the flip

01:13:47He goes dark

01:13:48See you don't want

01:13:50That man

01:13:51That you walking with

01:13:52And some brothers walk up

01:13:53Oh my God

01:13:54Give him your purse

01:13:56Give him your purse

01:13:57You don't get us killed

01:13:59With your mouth

01:13:59You want that brother

01:14:04Like you

01:14:04You want brother

01:14:05He wears a suit

01:14:05But it ain't right

01:14:06What

01:14:07Get in the car

01:14:07What

01:14:08Well then

01:14:14Well then

01:14:16And your woman

01:14:18You crazy

01:14:19But see my father

01:14:30My father was one of those people

01:14:31You know everything came to my house

01:14:32Doctors, lawyers, pimps

01:14:33Hustlers

01:14:33Everything

01:14:34Because he saved everybody

01:14:35Trying to go to heaven

01:14:36Everybody trying to go to heaven

01:14:37He said he's trying to save

01:14:38Everybody

01:14:38He don't judge nobody

01:14:39So and then the people

01:14:40So people don't believe in God

01:14:41I don't jump in people

01:14:42Who don't believe in God

01:14:43Because sooner or later

01:14:43You're going to find out

01:14:44So

01:14:44I'm just trying to be

01:14:47On the right team one time

01:14:48I'm tired of being a minority

01:14:51Think about it

01:14:54If there is no heaven

01:14:55There is no hell

01:14:56Think about it

01:14:56If there's no heaven or hell

01:14:57The worst you did

01:14:58Was be a good person

01:14:59The worst you did

01:15:00Was be a good person

01:15:01So say at the end of the day

01:15:03We died

01:15:04We all ended up in this place

01:15:05Oh man

01:15:05Ain't no heaven or hell

01:15:07I could have robbed some people

01:15:08But say

01:15:15There is a heaven or hell

01:15:16And you go to get on the bus

01:15:19Now you

01:15:19You in the van

01:15:20No

01:15:21I believe in God

01:15:23Too late

01:15:24Get in the van

01:15:24See because I can't take humidity

01:15:30I can't go to hell

01:15:31I can't even take Detroit humidity

01:15:33If hell is harder than this

01:15:35I can't go there

01:15:37It ain't for me

01:15:41It ain't for me

01:15:42So I'm like

01:15:43Plus Christians ain't weak

01:15:44People

01:15:44People tomorrow

01:15:45Oh you Christians

01:15:45Did you watch the Bible at Easter?

01:15:47Did you watch the Bible?

01:15:49Every chapter

01:15:50Kill

01:15:50Cut

01:15:51Spice

01:15:52Boom

01:15:52Smoke

01:15:53I'll smoke you

01:15:53I'll smite thee

01:15:54I'll cut thee

01:15:55I'll burn these

01:15:55I'll drown thee

01:15:56I'll chop your hair off

01:15:57I'll chop your ear

01:15:58I'll kill you

01:15:59I'll kill you

01:16:00I'll kill you

01:16:00In the name of God

01:16:01I'll kill you

01:16:02Christians don't do nothing but fight

01:16:09You ever been in a gospel choir?

01:16:12That's the biggest gang there is

01:16:14El Tos

01:16:17Soprano

01:16:18Oh it's about to be on now

01:16:24Dorothy thinks she gonna sing my solo

01:16:28Oh that ain't gonna happen this Sunday

01:16:31But what I like about the new Bible

01:16:38Y'all gotta see the miniseries

01:16:40They had black people

01:16:41Spanish people

01:16:41Asian

01:16:42They said we're gonna open the Bible up for real

01:16:44It almost freaked me out

01:16:45To see black people in the Bible

01:16:46Sodom and Gomorrah

01:16:48Did you see

01:16:49They had the Asian angel

01:16:50And the black one

01:16:51And they jumped

01:16:52I said get them

01:16:54Get out

01:16:56That was good

01:17:03Cause we

01:17:03I mean Christians

01:17:04Man think about it

01:17:05And Jesus wasn't weak

01:17:06All that walking he was doing

01:17:09We're walking to Galilee

01:17:10We're walking

01:17:10We're gonna

01:17:11Disciples

01:17:12Cause it started with 35 disciples

01:17:13Some of them said

01:17:17You gonna have

01:17:17Yeah I ain't

01:17:18See that's where the term came from

01:17:25Jesus Christ

01:17:27Cause he was sitting

01:17:28We're gonna go back to Jerusalem

01:17:30Jesus Christ

01:17:31That's the third time this month

01:17:33Jesus

01:17:34They don't want us

01:17:36See

01:17:45There's faith

01:17:46And then there's faith

01:17:48The people say

01:17:49I have faith

01:17:50And there's people

01:17:51See people like our grandmothers

01:17:52They got that crazy faith

01:17:53Sit in the car with no gas

01:17:55We gonna get killed

01:17:57No we're not

01:17:58My God's an awesome God

01:18:02So it's crazy

01:18:09How it is right now

01:18:11So like my dad just taught me man

01:18:13You try to be right

01:18:14And try to do the good thing

01:18:15So now what's happening

01:18:15You see even churches combined

01:18:17Usually white churches

01:18:18They were always called

01:18:18Like that was first baptist church

01:18:19Second baptist church is black

01:18:20First baptist church

01:18:21I don't know why

01:18:22We always second

01:18:24Cause we late

01:18:25But what happened was

01:18:26So first baptist church

01:18:29We would have

01:18:30We'd have these

01:18:31Like when I was young

01:18:32You go to the white church

01:18:34You know the black choir

01:18:34We go to white church

01:18:35We community

01:18:36Trying to have rights

01:18:37But see we had an advantage

01:18:38If you go to white church

01:18:39They only have 15 minutes of service

01:18:40You out

01:18:41You gonna watch the game

01:18:42You can hang out

01:18:43Your friends don't get out

01:18:44To five o'clock

01:18:45They only do one verse

01:18:48Of every song

01:18:48They don't even need to book

01:18:49Just one verse

01:18:50Black church

01:18:51Verse four

01:18:52So when white churches

01:18:55Would come to our church

01:18:55They wouldn't get home

01:18:56To five, six o'clock

01:18:57They was worn out

01:18:58They sit in the parking lot

01:18:59Y'all do this every Sunday

01:19:01Or be back in half an hour

01:19:03The usher board

01:19:04Has a program

01:19:05The usher board meeting

01:19:06So now

01:19:09They got a new name

01:19:11Non-denominational

01:19:13Which means

01:19:14Everyone can come

01:19:16And the key is

01:19:17Know why black people

01:19:18Have been leaving black churches

01:19:19Because it's a 20 minute service

01:19:21Because they do 97 services

01:19:23A Sunday

01:19:24And they're out by one

01:19:24They do 97 services

01:19:27And they're still out by one

01:19:28Black church

01:19:30Still taking up offering

01:19:31At one o'clock

01:19:31So if we can

01:19:36I'd like to

01:19:37If we could do

01:19:38I'd like to show you

01:19:40The difference

01:19:40The only thing is

01:19:40When you join a non-denominational

01:19:42Church

01:19:43You have to learn

01:19:43The non-denominational songs

01:19:44Which are like

01:19:45Slower songs

01:19:47Of the black song

01:19:48And you have to learn

01:19:49The moves

01:19:50I will teach you

01:19:50The non-denominational moves

01:19:51You always point

01:19:57To where Jesus is

01:19:58You point

01:19:58That's all you gotta learn

01:20:03Now also

01:20:04They always have

01:20:04An interpreter

01:20:05Non-denominational

01:20:06Do I have an interpreter?

01:20:08You have to have

01:20:08An interpreter

01:20:09For non-denominational churches

01:20:10Do we have one?

01:20:11Do I have my interpreter?

01:20:12Christine

01:20:13Are you here?

01:20:17There you are

01:20:17We're non-denominational

01:20:19So everyone

01:20:20Can speak to us

01:20:21Because

01:20:24In non-denominational churches

01:20:26They talk slow

01:20:27In black churches

01:20:28Hallelujah God

01:20:29Jesus

01:20:29And black churches

01:20:38They have five of them

01:20:38As a tag team

01:20:39So what we're gonna do is

01:20:42We're gonna do our

01:20:42Non-denominational

01:20:43Can we get our

01:20:44Non-denominational

01:20:44We'll do this

01:20:45Let me get this out of here

01:20:46Let me get this out of here

01:20:47And we'll do

01:20:48The non

01:20:49Yes

01:20:50Can we get the bench?

01:20:52Can we move the bench?

01:20:55Can somebody get this?

01:20:57Thank you

01:20:58God bless you

01:20:59God bless you

01:21:00God bless you

01:21:01God bless you

01:21:02The choir just got from the

01:21:16Climbing mountains for Christ

01:21:18Took some children from inner city

01:21:22Mountain climbing for the first time

01:21:24And boy

01:21:25They were

01:21:25They were ecstatic

01:21:26How was it

01:21:28Sister Brian?

01:21:29How was it?

01:21:30It was great

01:21:30Brother Thomas here

01:21:32Finally got up to the top of the rock

01:21:34Hallelujah

01:21:35Hallelujah

01:21:35You know we don't

01:21:42We don't judge here

01:21:43We don't judge here

01:21:44You know we have people

01:21:46From all walks of life

01:21:47Sister Carla

01:21:49She was

01:21:51She was

01:21:51Not twerking for the Lord

01:21:52You know we've got her

01:21:55We've got her with us now

01:21:56And we have to kind of

01:21:57Control her sometimes

01:21:58It's still inside of her

01:22:00So control yourself

01:22:03Yeah

01:22:03Okay

01:22:03Alright

01:22:04Okay

01:22:05Okay

01:22:06Okay

01:22:07Yes

01:22:09Is he awesome?

01:22:11Is he awesome?

01:22:12Is God awesome?

01:22:13Where's he at?

01:22:14Where's God?

01:22:14Where's he at?

01:22:15Where's he at?

01:22:18Where's the Holy Spirit?

01:22:20All around us

01:22:21Okay

01:22:36I like to

01:22:38We sing this song every Sunday

01:22:40We put words usually up on videotapes

01:22:43So you don't have to memorize anything

01:22:44So if you know this song

01:22:46We sing it every Sunday

01:22:47Just join

01:22:48We don't care if you can't sing

01:22:49We're not mad

01:22:50Just sing with us

01:22:51It's called Awesome God

01:22:53Yes

01:22:59Yes he does

01:23:03Yes he does

01:23:16You can hold it

01:23:23You can hold it

01:23:25Stop her

01:23:26Stop her

01:23:27Stop her

01:23:28You can hold it

01:23:29God's awesome

01:23:30God's awesome

01:23:31He'll stop that

01:23:32He'll stop the water from flowing

01:23:33If you just trust him

01:23:35If you just trust him

01:23:36The power in love

01:23:38Our God is an awesome God

01:23:42Hallelujah

01:23:47Hallelujah

01:23:50Hallelujah

01:23:53This is Otis

01:23:57We found Otis was homeless

01:23:58Otis was homeless

01:24:00And alcoholic

01:24:01Troubled

01:24:02And we saw

01:24:03And we didn't want this black man

01:24:05Robbing our people

01:24:05In the parking lot

01:24:06So we brought Otis

01:24:08Into the church

01:24:09God bless you Otis

01:24:11No judgment here

01:24:16No judgment here

01:24:18Should we wait for the woman

01:24:19Who had to pee

01:24:20If she had just trusted God

01:24:23If she had faith

01:24:24If she had faith

01:24:26The faith of a mustard seed

01:24:27How many have ever seen

01:24:29A mustard seed

01:24:29Neither have I

01:24:31Neither have I

01:24:33Neither have I

01:24:34Have any of you seen

01:24:35A mustard seed

01:24:35No we haven't

01:24:37That's how much we trust God

01:24:38A mustard seed

01:24:40Could be non-existent

01:24:41Cause I use mustard

01:24:43I don't think it came

01:24:44From a seed

01:24:44I'm not sure

01:24:45Oh it's time for the black church

01:24:47Yes

01:24:50Now see

01:24:52Oh yeah

01:24:55Ain't got good

01:24:59Ain't got good

01:25:03It woke me up this morning

01:25:11Did it wake you up this morning

01:25:13Woo

01:25:14Woo

01:25:18Wow

01:25:20There's a problem

01:25:21There's a problem

01:25:22Calm down

01:25:23Calm down

01:25:24Yes

01:25:25Ain't got good

01:25:26Woo

01:25:27I know what y'all think

01:25:30We've been here for four hours already

01:25:32When's this gonna end

01:25:34But where you gonna be

01:25:35When God come back

01:25:36Where you gonna be in the court

01:25:38You gonna be at the basketball game

01:25:41I don't think so

01:25:43I don't think so

01:25:45Yeah

01:25:46Say yeah

01:25:47Say yeah

01:25:49Take it home

01:25:59Go be scared to sing with it

01:26:06Come on church

01:26:11Tell him the truth

01:26:13Listen up

01:26:15Let me tell everybody

01:26:18About my God who reigns

01:26:20Go ahead boy

01:26:21Can I boast just a little bit

01:26:25About his holy name

01:26:28Woo

01:26:28He controls the whole universe

01:26:31Who cares enough to fill my cup

01:26:35So

01:26:36Shout through the Lord

01:26:37Sing along with me

01:26:39And lift the praises

01:26:41Tell him now

01:26:42You say

01:26:43What if we like

01:26:44Things work down

01:26:45Come on now

01:26:46What is it?

01:26:48What if we feelin' awesome

01:26:50Ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga

01:26:54And we're saying it again

01:26:55Feelin' awesome

01:26:57Ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga

01:27:01What if, what if

01:27:02Come on church

01:27:03Ga, ga, ga, ga

01:27:06Woo

01:27:08Good job

01:27:09I want to introduce these people y'all

01:27:11Y'all

01:27:12I want to thank Detroit for coming out

01:27:15I want to introduce my folks here

01:27:16Sue Brown

01:27:18Paige Bryan

01:27:20From Detroit

01:27:21This is my choir from Detroit

01:27:22Keiko Hardison

01:27:24Aubrey Swan

01:27:26Kendrick Jackson

01:27:28Doe Paray

01:27:30Dodie Alexander

01:27:33Carla Pace

01:27:35From L.A. With Me

01:27:36This is Rach Escalera

01:27:37This is Shonda Dixon

01:27:39This is a Detroit band

01:27:41I found here in Detroit

01:27:42They play with Charlie Wilson

01:27:44On bass guitar

01:27:46You got Chuck

01:27:47On bass

01:27:48On drums

01:27:50There's rain band right here y'all

01:27:52On guitar

01:27:53Joe Flavor

01:27:54On keyboard

01:27:55On guitar

01:27:56Joe Flavor

01:27:57On keyboard

01:27:59Music director

01:28:00C.J.L.

01:28:01C.J.L.

01:28:02On horn

01:28:03On trumpet

01:28:04You got Chris

01:28:05The Professor

01:28:06From L.A.

01:28:07Came with me

01:28:08This man's history

01:28:09Who knows about Rick James?

01:28:11Who know what Rick James is?

01:28:12Who knows about the Stone City band?

01:28:14When you hear Rick James say blow, Danny blow

01:28:16Danny blow

01:28:17That's that man right there

01:28:18That's Danny LaMelle

01:28:19That played with James y'all

01:28:21I want to give y'all a hand

01:28:23I want to thank y'all for coming out

01:28:25This is Christine

01:28:27We just found her tonight y'all

01:28:28Thank you so much for coming out

01:28:30Detroit

01:28:31Y'all stay strong

01:28:32Y'all stay positive

01:28:34Peace y'all

01:28:35Thank you so much

01:28:36Thank you so much

01:29:06Thank you so much

01:29:36Thank you so much

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