An comedy concert featuring American stand-up comedian Tommy Davidson performing his classic comedic jokes. The concert was filmed before a live audience in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
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00:00Oh
00:30This is an adventure in comedy
00:37Comedy that's taking place in Philly
00:39Philadelphia to be exact
00:41In harmony I'm mixing comedy with rhythm tracks
00:43Tommy Davidson is killing in Philly
00:45And Philadelphia is having a ball
00:47Touching from chilling and I'm willing and able
00:49While I'm here I'm gonna do it all
00:51Shooting hoops with the 76ers
00:54But the sixers are much too tall
00:56So I played a little football with the Eagles
00:58But the Eagles hit much too hard
01:00So I hit the street to do some heat
01:02And show the people what I know
01:04We did the rodeo
01:07Oh yeah about my show
01:09How can I forget the
01:10That makes the people come alive
01:12It's a comedy comedy
01:15Come on let's go inside
01:28Tell me
01:30Tell me
01:32Tell me
01:34Tell me
01:36Tell me
01:38Baby
01:40Tell me
01:42Tell me
01:44Tell me
01:46Tell me
01:47Tell me
01:48Tell me
01:49Tell me
01:50Tell me
01:51Tell me
01:52Tell me
01:53Tell me
01:54Tell me
01:55Tell me
01:56Tell me
01:57Tell me
01:58Tell me
01:59Tell me
02:00Tell me
02:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:01Yeah, white guy a friend, huh?
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Yeah.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Yeah.
03:22Yeah, man.
03:23Look at that afro.
03:25Look at that afro.
03:26That ain't a whole afro, man.
03:27You got like one third of an afro.
03:32You got like one third of an afro.
03:33I want them George Jefferson afros.
03:34God.
03:35God.
03:36Oh, you mad too, boy.
03:37You got that face on.
03:38You know that black face?
03:42That face.
03:43That face.
03:44That the brother's hands.
03:45That means they gonna hit you.
03:47That's that pre-steal in the face look.
03:48Nah, I'm alright.
03:49I'm alright.
03:50I'm alright.
03:51Nah, I'm alright.
03:52Nah, I'm cool.
03:53I'm cool.
03:54I'm cool.
03:55I'm cool.
03:56Can I talk to you for me?
03:58You better learn this look, man.
04:13Okay.
04:14I can't like start out here.
04:25Look, man, little white guy, go outside, brother be outside, can I talk to you for a minute?
04:31You don't walk into that.
04:33You don't go, yeah, I'm white.
04:35Fuck, man.
04:38What is wrong with you, man?
04:43You don't get it, do you, man?
04:46See, I know.
04:47I know the sign.
04:49Let a brother say that to me.
04:50Can I talk to you for a minute?
04:51I say, can you say that shit from there?
04:52I heard that.
04:55What makes you think I ain't going to hear the rest?
05:00I'm having a good time here, though, man.
05:03Philadelphia, man, but it's just like, oh, it's hot.
05:06Damn it, hot.
05:08I down South Street saw a cat with a soda.
05:13He started talking to me.
05:14Boy, you better get you on me.
05:16I don't know why you're hand-stepping.
05:19You better get with this.
05:22Hot, man.
05:26And I've been all around the country, too, man.
05:28Hot all over.
05:29I've been down South.
05:30The cool thing, the cool thing about living in the South is that a lot of people have trailer
05:33parks.
05:35You know, they got trailers, man.
05:36That was bad.
05:38When you move, your ass really moved.
05:41You fall short on rent, you just...
05:43Dry the hell out.
05:46I just feel sorry for the pets at a trailer park.
05:48Damn, cat come home one night.
05:49Ain't this a mother fucker?
06:02Damn!
06:03Damn!
06:12See, you can't afford to feed me.
06:14Let me know.
06:16This is a bull.
06:17I can be down South Street here.
06:21Me and Sowa.
06:23This is some bull.
06:25One thing I did notice by going all around the country, we're different but the same.
06:34We're different but the same.
06:35We all do the same thing.
06:36We watch these TV commercials.
06:37Watch a lot of commercials.
06:39You know what commercials I don't like?
06:40Beer commercials.
06:41I hate beer commercials.
06:43Because blacks get dogged in beer commercials.
06:46We don't get the good beer commercials or beers that are marketed towards the black
06:49consumer.
06:49What do you mean black beers?
06:52There's no such thing.
06:55No, but I'm saying.
06:56Check out the white beer commercials are like fantasies.
07:00Butterizer truck drives out into the middle of the desert, open a damn swimming pool.
07:03Inflatable women that walk and got real cootie-cootie.
07:14They got Bud Light, Bud Dry, why ask why?
07:18Can't go wrong.
07:19Tastes great and less filling.
07:21Right?
07:22Comes to their beers, it's legend.
07:23Legend involved.
07:24Lowenbrow.
07:25Tonight is kind of special.
07:28A beer will pour.
07:30Must say something more than that.
07:34So tonight, tonight, let it go.
07:40Black person opened up a beer in a commercial, damn bull trying to kill him.
07:44Kill him the bull.
07:48I'm going to die.
07:50I'm going to die in my commercial.
07:53I'm going to get some gusto too.
07:55Believe me.
07:56Bang, bang, bang, bang.
07:59Got all the good names.
08:01Carly Black Label, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Miller Highlights.
08:06What we got?
08:06Code 45.
08:08Code 45.
08:10In case y'all forgot, it's a damn gun.
08:16They got Moosehead, Molson Gold.
08:20We got Magnum.
08:22That's a big ass gun.
08:25The Biggest One.
08:30That's a big ass gun.
08:32The Biggest One.
08:33Magnum.
08:34Oh yeah, we got a party animal.
08:37But they got Spud's McKenzie.
08:38Spud's McKenzie.
08:39Spud's McKenzie.
08:40Comes in with a little party hat and a Spud's McKenzie.
08:42We got King Cobra.
08:45We got a damn snake.
08:48I don't care what kind of party you're having.
08:50If a snake show up, party hat or not, the party's over.
08:55Trump is here.
09:04Let me, let me.
09:05Bye.
09:06Don't blame him on a million.
09:07Just tell his brother to drink.
09:08Don't blame him on a million of them.
09:09These commercials, we're subliminally seduced
09:14We don't even know it, subconsciously
09:16Have you ever listened to the words of the Juicy Fruit commercial?
09:20It's a very erotic commercial
09:22It's X-rated, have you ever listened to the words?
09:23It goes, take a stick
09:25Pull it out
09:29The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth
09:38Like, what are they talking about?
09:43I'm like, there they are
09:45But the one thing we gotta do is we gotta be more conscious, man
09:52Why, I don't understand, why we let the South Africa thing go on?
09:56South African government is in for ass-whipping
09:57That's an ass-whipping coming
10:02I don't know what, but see, I can tell that
10:06The South African government in for ass-whipping
10:08By the way, we march in South Africa
10:09We ain't, we march
10:12South Africa
10:13Not how we marched here in the 60s
10:14We marched here, we were kind of tame
10:15We shall open
10:17We shall open
10:22Some
10:23Some
10:23Watch out, baby
10:26Watch out, baby
10:27No
10:28We march in South Africa
10:30We march
10:31We're like
10:31Jump
10:33Jump
10:35Jump
10:37Jump
10:38Jump
10:39Jump
10:39That's a march
10:47Hell, that ain't we shall overcome
10:51And that is we shall kick your ass
10:53When we get a hold of
10:54I'm scared
10:57The whole town be there, too
10:59Little kids
11:00Little dog
11:02See a little cat with a soda
11:05Hey, I gotta be down with something
11:10Word to the mother
11:12Move on, black man
11:17Move on
11:17It's bad
11:23How we let some things go on
11:25That Rodney King situation
11:26How you gonna
11:27That's bad
11:28Anytime you can beat somebody
11:29Tell you tired
11:30You ain't supposed to be beating them
11:33They beat him
11:34Tell him he was tired
11:35They
11:35I'll
11:51Thank you
11:52Thank you
11:54That's scary, man!
12:21They can't laugh at it, even.
12:23We saw the damn videotape.
12:25Well, that's scary, man.
12:26But the scariest thing about it,
12:27I'm going to tell you the scariest thing about it,
12:29is that Americans spend a billion dollars a year on horror movies alone.
12:33As if the world ain't scary enough.
12:35We got to invent shit.
12:38We come up with all kinds of things in America.
12:41Hellraiser.
12:42Night of the Living Dead.
12:45Child's Play.
12:47Chucky.
12:48A Little Damn Dog.
12:50Chucky.
12:50Chucky's back.
12:51Movie did so good, they made three of them.
12:56Now, let me tell you,
12:56they stopped making a movie if Chucky was black.
13:00Oh!
13:02Wouldn't want to go see that damn movie, would we?
13:03Chucky's back, but he's black.
13:08Wouldn't even call it Child's Play.
13:10Call it Chucky's in the house.
13:14To the TikTok, you don't stop.
13:16I want to stab you up.
13:21Stab your ass with a knife this long.
13:24Kill your ass while I sing this song.
13:28I want to stab you up.
13:31All night.
13:33Chucky have a beeper and a Uzi.
13:38That scared the hell out of them.
13:40That be on Baby Max in a week.
13:41Y'all don't understand why we even go back to some of these movies.
13:45Friday the 13th.
13:47Why the hell you gonna go back to that movie?
13:49Jason ain't gonna die.
13:52Jason doesn't die.
13:53Let's get it in our minds.
13:54Why they keep going back to this camp?
13:59If Jason stabbed 13 teenagers ass off last summer,
14:03why the hell you gonna go back?
14:05Hoping for a better summer?
14:09They get to the camp, they're roasting hot dogs,
14:11they can't even get a hint.
14:15That's all you gotta hear.
14:19That doesn't mean let's roast another hot dog.
14:21That means we got about five seconds
14:22before a homeboy with a hockey mask
14:23stabs your ass off.
14:27Oh, but they're still there.
14:31Brandon, I hear something.
14:36Look, Emily, you don't hear anything.
14:39Why don't you just chill?
14:41Notice I said Emily, not LaShawn.
14:48Because all LaShawn would have had,
14:49he was...
14:50Oh, shit, something ain't right.
14:59Where's LaShawn going?
15:01Let LaShawn worry about LaShawn.
15:02I ain't gonna get nothing tonight but a feeding ticket.
15:06Leave action.
15:07Jason wanna catch me,
15:08he better be in a goddamn bet.
15:09The thing that kills me is that brothers last about 1.2 seconds
15:27in Friday the 13th.
15:29Because we got the dumbest lines in the movie.
15:32Like, oh, look at this.
15:35I'm going to go out to the car.
15:38That's Gary, go out to the car.
15:40And get some marshmallows.
15:45I'll be right back.
15:47Show your ass.
15:50Go out to the car, right?
15:51Ain't no woman like the one I got.
15:55Show me less than I can have.
15:56But like...
15:57Damn, that ain't in the song.
16:14See a cat with a soda.
16:16Sure ain't.
16:18See ya.
16:21See ya.
16:24Horror movies, man.
16:27That is Freddy Krueger.
16:29Freddy, see Freddy.
16:30Freddy will kill you.
16:31But at least he'll party.
16:33Freddy is a party animal.
16:34Freddy will...
16:34Ha, ha.
16:36Freddy's in the house.
16:37Ha.
16:37Freddy's in the house.
16:39Ha.
16:40Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:42Freddy's a bad boy.
16:44Freddy can be anything.
16:45Be a water pipe.
16:47Piece of toast.
16:49Freddy can be a damn Pop-Tart.
16:52Waffle.
16:53Let go of my egg.
16:54Ha.
16:56Thought you had one.
16:57Ha, ha, ha.
16:59But I got you.
17:02Ha.
17:04But see, let me tell you something.
17:05That's because Freddy's in your dream.
17:07You can control him.
17:09Use your imagination.
17:10See, I got a good imagination.
17:13Freddy would not make it in my dream.
17:15I take two bitter-ass brothers.
17:18Two bitter unemployed brothers.
17:21That way they wouldn't have shit to lose.
17:24Put him in my dream.
17:25Freddy wouldn't last five seconds before they start dogging.
17:29Hey, Raymond, look at the dude with the hand on.
17:32Raymond, look at the dude.
17:34Ma'am, you're unfocused.
17:35Oh, hold on, here he come, here he come.
17:50What's up, man?
17:54What's up with you?
17:55Ha, ha, ha.
17:57Ha, ha, hell.
18:00I asked you first.
18:03I'm here to take two brothers.
18:06Ha, ha.
18:07For one long ride.
18:09Ha, ha, ha.
18:10Ah, yeah, well, it better be the soul dream, motherfucker.
18:15Friend, it's dead.
18:17That's what I said.
18:19Get out of my face, looking like a walking pork rind.
18:23Take off that fake Michael Jackson glove with them butter knives sticking out of it.
18:27I'll bust your ass.
18:28I'm serious, friend.
18:29I ain't in the mood, man.
18:32I got a lot on my mind, baby.
18:35It's a black thing.
18:36You wouldn't understand.
18:40I'm serious, friend.
18:46I see a little cat with a soda.
18:47He's serious, man.
18:50This boy will go buck wild on you, friend.
18:52How do you know?
18:54I'm a black cat.
19:00Yeah.
19:04White guys, man, you wouldn't make the cat black.
19:06Wouldn't you?
19:08In your little black world.
19:10It's all about black world.
19:12Huh.
19:15It's mighty offensive to everyone.
19:18Black and everyone.
19:20You don't even talk like that, do you, man?
19:22Let's just talk to you and shit.
19:25Say hi.
19:26Hi.
19:31Damn.
19:32He had you pay long.
19:33Y'all got jungle fever.
19:39Y'all got jungle fever.
19:42Y'all got jungle fever.
19:44She's a liar.
19:46Y'all got jungle fever.
19:48Y'all got jungle fever.
19:50You got peewee hermer fever, girl.
19:53She done went in the jungle and picked out peewee.
19:55She ain't got peewee fever.
19:58She ain't got peewee fever.
20:03She gonna hold her head down there.
20:04Like she ain't gonna be with her blanket.
20:11You know, you eat cornbread, you turn black.
20:13You know?
20:14That would be, that would be some kind of, that would be a trip if that happened at a party.
20:17White guy be eating cornbread, you know?
20:19You know, so I tell the guy.
20:21I'm saying, look, either you invest or you step off, one or the other, you know?
20:27This guy's talking trash.
20:32So I'm chilling, right?
20:35The more cornbread eat, the black is here, you know?
20:40So.
20:45I'm not gonna tell me, right?
20:48I'm not gonna tell you that.
20:50He ain't about the investors.
20:51You see what I'm saying?
20:52I'm saying, respect me.
20:54You see what I'm saying?
20:54Give me that piece of cornbread.
20:55Respect me.
20:56You see what I'm saying?
20:57Because I ain't about it.
20:58So give me some.
21:03David, are you all right?
21:04I mean, I'm okay, man.
21:06You need to dig yourself.
21:12Yeah.
21:13You know, I better leave you guys alone.
21:16He gonna meet me out back like, he's funny, man.
21:17Come here.
21:18Come here, funny man.
21:26Why don't you tell me one last joke, funny man?
21:31Come on.
21:32Oh, you ain't laughing now.
21:33Look, funny man's not laughing, y'all.
21:36Oh, but you were mighty funny back in the chuckle house, wasn't you?
21:40Huh?
21:41Come on.
21:41Tell us about the little cat in the soda.
21:44Come on.
21:45When I don't see him, black thing I guess I wouldn't understand.
21:49I don't see him, man.
21:53All of a sudden, a band pull up.
21:56Buddies get out with fiddles and banjos.
21:57Y'all go ahead and hook up.
22:01You're gonna dance this jig tonight, boy.
22:03Now, don't get excited now.
22:15Blacks don't square dance.
22:17Matter of fact, you see a black person square dancing, pack your shit.
22:20So that's definitely the seventh sign, believe me.
22:26You see the blacks practicing square dancing.
22:29You just drive till you run the hell out of gas.
22:33Well, chances are, you see a brother going, yee.
22:35Don't stick around for the high.
22:37Believe me.
22:45Hey, Marvin Stanger, man.
22:46What's up, man?
22:48Man, he can take a damn knockout.
22:54He can take a damn knockout, can't he?
23:02That's a king of knockouts.
23:04You ask a group of people, how good if he gets knocked out, man?
23:07Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
23:09It can be hell.
23:10It can be hell.
23:12What'd you fight?
23:13You gonna fight Tyson?
23:14You gonna fight Tyson?
23:18Well, we know that.
23:21I asked him, he gonna fight Mike Tyson.
23:23He said, he fought me.
23:25You know, you fight him.
23:26That's an automatic 25 million, man.
23:28You with that?
23:30He said, I'm with that.
23:32You can buy a $50,000 wheelchair.
23:33Look at this.
23:35Did that really help you?
23:39You know, I bought Mike Tyson.
23:41Yeah, I got this $50 wheelchair.
23:43Look at this.
23:44Got the VTR on it.
23:47Got the phone, mobile phone.
23:48Check this out.
23:50Got the 8-track playing.
23:51I better shut the hell up.
24:06Let me see a glass, baby.
24:07Hey, you better pay attention.
24:10Let me see a glass.
24:11Can you believe she wouldn't talk?
24:14She don't even know the end of her hair.
24:15Look at that.
24:16Can I see it?
24:17Can I see a glass?
24:18It's for TV.
24:21She wants some money now.
24:23Oh, is it?
24:24That'll be $20 for this.
24:30Scared that wigger's gonna come off this.
24:37The thing got on a 10-strap anyway.
24:39Oh, is it going to come off?
25:07There you go, baby.
25:12Boyfriend mad, too.
25:15You ain't right.
25:23But all singers, you know, when you think about songwriters, Elton John, that's a bad songwriter.
25:27Sing the blues.
25:28He messed up on that one.
25:29Yeah, I guess that's why they call it the blues.
25:34I'm on my hands.
25:37Come and toss me with you.
25:39Laughing like children.
25:42Living like lovers.
25:45Rolling like sandals.
25:47I'm not a cover on your wall.
25:50Will someone please tell Elton this is not the blues?
25:59What he just described was an orgy at Disneyland.
26:02The blues would be different.
26:04My mother's a liar.
26:07My house caught on fire.
26:09Someone slashed my tires.
26:12And I just got fired.
26:15That's the blues.
26:16You got to love it.
26:23Ain't no doubt about it.
26:24And all these artists, just legends involved in it, man.
26:27Don't make a difference.
26:28Al Green?
26:30Woo!
26:31Al Green!
26:33Al got his style, too.
26:34Just his style.
26:36Somebody let the same, same.
26:40Come on, Jordan.
26:41Since we got your dad.
26:43We sing one for y'all in.
26:51Whatever.
26:55Let me be the one you can run into.
27:06And I won't have spent you too much.
27:09I don't know, yeah.
27:12Say the ball long, if you know.
27:21Let me be the one.
27:29Let me be the one to four.
27:31And let me get the one you can't fight.
27:33Damn.
27:33Y'all need to be together more often
27:43Y'all need to go into the city hall
27:46Let's stay together
27:48Gonna stop this unemployment
27:51These crash wars
27:54Gonna change what's bad to good
27:56Like the black community should
27:58Come on, let's go
28:00Thank you, sir
28:03Give me a hand
28:04Thank you
28:30Thank you
28:45It's on its way
28:45It's going to Hollywood
28:46It's working into Hollywood
28:48Showing the ways
28:50It's moving into Hollywood
28:52It's hopping into Hollywood
28:53It's on its way
28:55It's going to Hollywood
28:57It's working into Hollywood
28:58Show him the way he's moving to Hollywood
29:02He's coming into Hollywood
29:03He's the only way he's moving to Hollywood
29:08He's coming into Hollywood
29:09Show him the way he's moving to Hollywood
29:13He's coming into Hollywood
29:14He's the only way he's moving to Hollywood
29:18He's coming into Hollywood
29:20Show him the way he's moving to Hollywood
29:23He's coming into Hollywood
29:25He's the only way he's moving to Hollywood