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00:00I'm not safe, but I'm not well
00:05And I'm so hard
00:09Cause I'm in hell
00:13Hey, Sothe, just heard the Shapiro finance presentation's been cancelled.
00:23Rod's stamp's gone hyperglycemic again.
00:25Oh dear, poor Rod.
00:26Yeah, I know, terrible.
00:28Still, on the bright side, free hour.
00:30Want to come and see if marketing have left any biscuits in meeting room B?
00:33Maybe.
00:34Although I actually don't think it's such a good idea for us to hang out together.
00:39Oh?
00:40It's just, the thing is, Jeff's asked, said actually,
00:44he thinks you and I should see less of each other.
00:48He's sort of old-fashioned that way.
00:50Old-fashioned?
00:51Right, what's next?
00:52Put you in a chastity belt and make you drive around in an old-fashioned car?
00:57I'd really like to give it a go with Jeff, and he's going to move in with me for a couple of months, see if that helps.
01:04Move in? That won't help. What about giving him some space? That might help.
01:08I'm really sorry, Mark.
01:09I'm staring into the abyss.
01:12I don't like the look of the abyss.
01:14Yeah, he's right here.
01:16Um, it's switchboard. Urgent call for you.
01:18Thanks.
01:19Maybe I can fill the abyss with lots and lots of urgent calls.
01:23Hello?
01:23When are you getting back from work?
01:24What? 6.30, just like normal?
01:27Look, you said it was urgent, Jeremy.
01:29I thought we were supposed to be living together.
01:31Nancy doesn't get back from the States for two weeks, and Superhands is back on the rig.
01:35I need a friend, Mark.
01:37Look, Jez, just relax. Isn't Ready Steady Cook on?
01:40No, just finished.
01:42Green peppers won, as usual.
01:44It's like bloody Nuremberg all over again.
01:46Look, there's some chocolate hidden in the fridge under the egg tray.
01:49See you tonight.
01:50OK, going undercover.
01:58Jeff's apparent mate, who couldn't possibly be trying to nick his bird from right under his stupid old-fashioned nose.
02:05OK, man-chat topics.
02:07Footballer Darren Anderton, figure of ridicule due to repeated injuries.
02:13Turkish shepherd ate his own testicles.
02:16NB, ignore tragic earthquake context.
02:18Ferrari Testarossa, fast car.
02:21Obviously, no need to note that.
02:23Shit, I'm making too many notes.
02:24Just imbibe the culture.
02:27Hmm.
02:28Yes, civilisation is definitely doomed.
02:33Hey.
02:34What's with all the mags?
02:35If you can't have sex with a monkey, make friends with the organ grinder.
02:39Right.
02:40You didn't, did you?
02:42Try to have sex with a monkey?
02:43No, I'm going out to the pub with Jeff.
02:45With Jeff?
02:46This is a special mission.
02:48Mark, you realise I'm bored.
02:49I'm dangerously bored.
02:51Today I considered doing that thing that that MP and Michael Hutchence did.
02:55You know.
02:56Oh, Jez, don't do that.
02:58Honestly, I won't be long.
03:00Then we can have a talk about stuff.
03:03I don't want to talk.
03:04I want to live.
03:05I want to do things.
03:06What sort of things?
03:07I don't know.
03:08Fun things.
03:08Normal things.
03:09Archery.
03:10Badger baiting.
03:11Whatever people do.
03:12I'll be as quick as I can.
03:14And if you do do that thing, don't do it in here, because the hook's practically out of the door as it is.
03:19So, what's with this sudden urge to join the pool league?
03:26Didn't even know you played.
03:28Oh, yeah.
03:28I play.
03:29I play all right.
03:31Misspent youth.
03:32You know the score.
03:34Right.
03:34Plus, I thought it would be good to hang out a bit.
03:39Because basically, you know, you're a bloke.
03:41I'm a bloke.
03:42We're both bloody good blokes.
03:44Unlike that idiotic Turkish shepherd who chewed off his own knackers.
03:47Do you see that?
03:48Er, no, I don't think so.
03:51Bloody shithead.
03:55Yes!
03:56Mark the Shark is in business.
03:59Your stripes, Mark.
04:00Oh, yes.
04:01Right.
04:02You play that, do you?
04:03Of course.
04:05So, FHM have only gone and done a bloody sex issue.
04:09Did you see that?
04:10Loads of birds, foil bag, the whole caboodle.
04:14Carmen Electra's in there.
04:16I would seriously love to really, really bang her.
04:20Although, if it was a choice between that and a drive in a Ferrari Testarossa,
04:25phew, too close to call, yeah?
04:27So, you've given up trying to hump Soph, then, have you?
04:30Pardon?
04:31I said you've given up trying to...
04:32Yes, I heard what you said.
04:33Well, let's be honest.
04:36I suppose the best man won.
04:39Right.
04:42This is fun, isn't it?
04:46Hey, Marky Mark.
04:48Hey, Jez.
04:48Brilliant.
04:49Thanks for the call.
04:50You see, this is better than just sitting at home in the same old trousers, isn't it?
04:53Actually, that's Jeff's.
04:56Jeff's?
04:56He's in the bog.
04:57But the thing is, it's currently going a bit terribly, but it's really important that
05:02I make friends with him.
05:03So, I thought you're more of a fun sort of guy than me.
05:07What, so I'm the fluffer?
05:08Is that it?
05:09No, it's not like that.
05:11Look, if I don't make friends with Jeff, there's a very good chance I'll never speak
05:15to Sophie properly ever again.
05:18Oh, er, hi, Jeff.
05:20You remember Jeremy?
05:21Oh, nice to see you, mate.
05:22Yeah, how's it going?
05:23Oh, fantastic trainers.
05:24Oh, cheers, mate.
05:25I got a pair like that.
05:26The straps go all the way up your leg like a Roman sandal.
05:29Wicked, aren't they?
05:30So, er, what now?
05:31Round of sambookas and hit a club?
05:33Or just head back to ours?
05:35Or Sophie's?
05:37Oh, well, I've just had a call from a mate.
05:38He's got a poker school about to start over at his place.
05:41If you're interested in losing a bit of money, we could always manage your fresh face.
05:44Bonding with Jeff.
05:47I'm almost there, Soph.
05:48Clear the runway.
05:49I'm coming in to land.
05:51Mark.
05:53Right, sorry.
05:54I think I've got a pretty good hand.
05:57But there's always a chance someone else might have a better one.
06:01There's just no way of knowing for sure.
06:05I...
06:05I fold.
06:07This is it.
06:08I have entered the world of men.
06:10All I need is some beef jerky and somewhere to spit.
06:14So, what have I got?
06:16All the reds.
06:18That looks amazing.
06:20I'm hot.
06:22Like Pol Pot.
06:25Squeeze me.
06:27No, too rich for my blood.
06:31I'll stay, friend.
06:34And I'll raise you.
06:3830.
06:38Oh, yeah?
06:41Well, I'll stay too, friend.
06:44And when the going gets tough, you need to roll out the big potatoes.
06:50May I?
06:51Add...
06:52Maybe.
06:53Let's eat.
06:54Come on, Mel.
07:06Red sky at night.
07:08Shepherd's delight.
07:11Nice pluffin', lad.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Hey, I'm really good at this without realising how.
07:17This is ideal.
07:18What a night.
07:19Looks like we're going to be a great bunch of mates.
07:22We could all pile back to yours and Sophie's.
07:25Bit late for you, isn't it, mate?
07:26So, what is it you normally play?
07:28Is it seven cards stood?
07:29Texas Holden?
07:30I just play the cards as they're dealt, my friend.
07:32Yeah.
07:33Or stay here and play something else.
07:36You should be up for a drink, mate.
07:37Yeah.
07:40It's a relief, really.
07:42Tell me about your memories, dreams and reflections, Geoff.
07:45Oh, what a surprise.
07:46You haven't got any because you're a gristlehead.
07:48Time to cut out the middleman.
07:50Hey, Soph.
07:51Oh, hey, Mark.
07:52You know, I was just talking to Alan about Rod from Shapiro Finance.
07:56Don't you think we should really do something for him?
07:58Yeah.
07:59Yeah, for diabetes.
08:01Give something back to a top JLB client
08:03and give a nasty, unglamorous illness a kick in the pants at the same time.
08:07I said I'd talk to you about a sponsored something.
08:11Right.
08:11Sure, we could do that, but...
08:13It's fine if you don't want to.
08:14I mean, it is for charity, but I could just tell Alan you're not into it.
08:17No.
08:18Sure, yeah, no, of course we could do a sponsored something.
08:20I could do a sponsored run.
08:23You could do a sponsored history thing, or a dig, or just reading.
08:30Could do, although if we do something together,
08:32it's more like it's a capture of people's imagination, yeah?
08:35I was thinking maybe maximum physical contact,
08:38potential horseplay, swimming.
08:40Yeah, Mark, I don't think...
08:41Let's brainstorm later.
08:44Sorry, Soph.
08:45Jeremy, what...
08:46You can't just pop in because you're bored.
08:49I'll be home in an hour.
08:50Why don't you kill some time at Caesar's World?
08:53Actually, I've come to see Jeff.
08:55Oh, right.
08:56Sorry, mate.
08:56I appreciate what you're doing,
08:58but the Jeff project's been abandoned.
09:00Oh, yeah.
09:01No, he just called me up and asked if I fancy going kickboxing with him,
09:04and I thought, why the hell not?
09:06You're going out with him for fun?
09:08That's right.
09:09Jeff's a really good guy.
09:11And he doesn't complain that the music's too loud in bars,
09:14and he doesn't go all weird when it's his round
09:16and you ask him for an extra bag of nuts.
09:18He's a real man.
09:22Sponsored Bungie.
09:23Three days to organise,
09:24a lifetime to look back on from our cottage in Dorset.
09:28Alan's going to be so pleased with us.
09:29Are you all right, Mark?
09:30Feel a bit safer strapped together.
09:31Oh, yeah, yeah, and sorry about the big panic.
09:34So glad she bought it.
09:36Ooh, I'm so scared.
09:38I feel much better doing a tandem jump.
09:40God, this is great.
09:42I think I actually prefer this to sex.
09:44No responsibility.
09:45I'm strapped on.
09:47If I get a bonk on, I'll say it's a buckle.
09:49Probably be too much to think about anyway,
09:51what with the falling towards the ground
09:54with only a massive rubber band between me and...
09:57What the fuck am I doing?
09:59All my normal, sensible cowardice
10:01has got overridden by stupid love.
10:03Oh, God.
10:04Are you all right, Mark?
10:06Yes.
10:06No, I don't know.
10:07What's the matter?
10:08I think I'm actually very hungry.
10:11How about, should we not jump and just have lunch?
10:14What?
10:14I'm genuinely really, really hungry.
10:17Too hungry to jump.
10:18You're up, guys.
10:19You're on.
10:20Look, Mark, just relax,
10:22and I'll be with you all the way.
10:23No, I don't want to go.
10:24I need a sandwich.
10:25Looks like we got ourselves a Humpty.
10:27Mark, it's too late to back out now,
10:29so just try and stay calm.
10:31Come on, Humpty.
10:31All you've got to do here is cling on to your girlfriend.
10:34I'm not his girlfriend.
10:34Stop calling me Humpty.
10:36Look, come on, Mark.
10:38No, no, no.
10:40I'm hungry.
10:41All right?
10:41I'm too bloody hungry to jump.
10:43I'm too bloody hungry to jump.
10:45I'm starving.
10:46It's not fair.
10:47It's not fair.
10:47You can't make a hungry man jump.
10:49Do I just have to do this?
10:49No, don't.
10:50You do not just have to do that.
10:51I am hungry.
10:53Thanks so much.
10:58It all makes a difference.
11:00I really don't think we should be doing this.
11:02Why not?
11:03Who loses?
11:04It just feels dishonest.
11:05Wake up, Soph.
11:06You think no-one mind at Live Aid?
11:09The ends always justify the means.
11:11That's been proven.
11:12Doesn't it prick your conscience at all?
11:14Look, it was a hell of a long way down.
11:16A lot of people would be scared to even go up there.
11:18Those people probably wouldn't have volunteered for a charity bungee jump.
11:21Soph, there's no need to go sarcastic.
11:24Listen, I've got a plan.
11:26Trek the Andes.
11:27I've got a mate and he did it.
11:29Two weeks in Peru and we can totally stick it to arthritis.
11:32Listen, Mark.
11:34I know you're doing this to spend some time with me and I appreciate it.
11:37I do.
11:39But the Jeff situation, I don't think we should see each other anymore.
11:43Sorry, Mark.
11:43I have entered the abyss.
11:47I have bought a house in the abyss.
11:49I am getting my post forwarded to the abyss.
11:55Right, let's stop to five aside with Jeff.
11:56All right, if I take a couple of Garfields, a shin-
11:58Jesus Christ!
12:01Oh, Jez.
12:02Don't worry about this.
12:03I'm not actually cutting myself.
12:05I just need to convince Sophie I'm desperate and obviously I need some evidence.
12:10That's why you're cutting yourself.
12:11I told you, I'm not actually cutting myself.
12:14It's for evidence.
12:15Mark, blood is coming out of your arm due to the fact you are cutting it with a knife.
12:19For fuck's sake, stop it!
12:21Self-harm might be very appealing.
12:23She'll want to take care of me.
12:24I just want to finish the S.
12:26There's got to be a better way of getting to Sophie than this.
12:30What about a poem?
12:31Brilliant.
12:32A poem.
12:33Get a cup, we'll catch the blood and I'll write her a poem.
12:36OK, come on, you can do this.
12:42Oh, shit, there he is.
12:44Am I actually going to do this?
12:46I've done self-harm.
12:47Compared to that, this is a walk in the park.
12:50Come on, man, do it for Sophie.
12:52How's it going, Jeff?
12:54Not bad.
12:55You?
12:55Oh, not bad.
12:57Hey, look at that.
12:59Mike's arse.
13:01Quite a nice arse he's got on him there, wouldn't you say?
13:04You are?
13:05I, for one, certainly wouldn't mind giving him one.
13:10Are you trying to tell me you've gone gay?
13:12Yes, well, there's no need to spread it around,
13:14but yes, those are the facts.
13:17Sexuality is a broad spectrum and...
13:20And you've moved into the gay bit?
13:22Yeah, that's right.
13:22I have gone somewhat, in fact, almost entirely gay.
13:28So, what?
13:29Colin from Human Resources, would you, er...
13:33Would you suck him off?
13:34Yeah, well, now I've gone gay and everything,
13:37do you think it would be all right
13:38if I came over to see Sophie now and again?
13:42I don't know, ask her.
13:43I'm not a prison warder.
13:44What?
13:45But she said...
13:46She said you'd said...
13:48That's fine by me.
13:50Well, that's great.
13:51That's great, Jeff.
13:53Thanks a lot.
13:54No worries.
13:56Gay or not, there's no threat from you, pal.
13:59You could have your cock in her.
14:04You still wouldn't have the balls to fuck.
14:08See you later.
14:11Thanks.
14:13See you later, Jeff.
14:14I'm experiencing humiliation.
14:18Blood boiling, anger rising up, ready to explode,
14:22then falling back in on myself in the familiar shower of self-loathing.
14:28Mmm.
14:28Warm copies make everything better.
14:34Are you sure this is OK?
14:36It's fine, Jeremy.
14:38Hi, Jeff.
14:39Hi, Jeff.
14:40Just thought I might pop over, since that's cool.
14:43Mark.
14:43Hey, Soph, I was thinking maybe we could cook these guys up something
14:46while they're in the pub.
14:47I've got wine.
14:49Oh, right.
14:49I don't know.
14:50Well, you were moaned about getting left on your own again.
14:54Right.
14:54Um, well, you should come in.
14:56It's Ernest and Julio.
14:58Fictional, obviously, but it gives a nice image, doesn't it?
15:03So, basically, man is programmed to do two things, yeah?
15:07Kill and knob.
15:08In the Stone Age, you'd get up, kill an antelope...
15:11And knob the corpse.
15:14No, Jez.
15:16Aye, aye.
15:17Couple of high street honeys at three o'clock.
15:20Heh.
15:21God, this is so butch.
15:23If I was with Mark, we'd just be sitting in the corner rating the alco-pops.
15:28Right.
15:29Mine's the blonde.
15:31What, really?
15:32What about Nancy?
15:33Or Sophie?
15:35Jez.
15:36We're not going to do anything.
15:37We're just going over.
15:42I love the kids.
15:43How long is Dustboot, exactly?
15:50Four and a half solid entertainment hours.
15:54So, I was talking to Jeff the other day, and it seems he doesn't actually mind me being round here at all.
16:01I don't want to go into all that now.
16:03Right.
16:03It's just, you said...
16:05Yeah, I think I thought it would be simpler for us to keep a distance at the moment.
16:09Right.
16:10Because of feelings.
16:13No, not because of feelings.
16:14Just simplicity.
16:17Right.
16:17Got my emotional meat hook in.
16:20Now time to waggle it around a bit.
16:22I suppose I was kind of surprised Jeff was cool about me coming over here.
16:28I mean, you and I, we do have a bit of history.
16:31Yeah, well, history's history.
16:33Yeah, although new volumes keep being published.
16:36That's not a saucy metaphor.
16:38I mean, I might try some of my moves.
16:40Yeah, right.
16:43Oh, my moves are nothing, are they?
16:45You know, you ought to be careful wearing tops like that.
16:48I am a man, after all.
16:51Oh, are they in a submarine?
16:52Yes, they're in a submarine.
16:55All right.
16:56Sorry I'm a bit late.
16:57Hi, Jeff.
17:00Come on, gorgeous.
17:01Let's get you to bed.
17:02Is that for watching a film?
17:04Stupid video or comfy warm bed?
17:07Well, Mark, it's nearly finished anyway, isn't it?
17:09No, not really.
17:10Oh, well, it's been pretty good.
17:12Good night.
17:18Thanks for keeping a warm for us, mate.
17:21Sure, no problem.
17:23You can let yourself out, yeah?
17:31You're a bottle of Corrigan.
17:32You couldn't bungee, you wouldn't lunge.
17:35Maybe I'm too nice.
17:37I should have tried.
17:37Hey, baby, suck this.
17:39No, it's not my style.
17:41Got to stick to my own unique methods.
17:44My homespun charm.
17:45Also, I'd never be able to carry it off.
17:48Psst, Mark.
17:49Jeff.
17:50Got a bit of a mission for you, mate.
17:52Need a few of the old rubber johnnies, aren't they?
17:54I'm not dressed in stuff.
17:55You want me to...
17:57No, I don't think so, Jeff.
18:00Well, do you have a problem with that?
18:01Why would I have a problem, Jeff?
18:04I'm just a mate round seeing a couple of mates.
18:08This is it.
18:09This is my lowest ever.
18:11Wish I'd told him to fuck off.
18:13Except then, I'd never be allowed back.
18:16OK, right.
18:17Feather light.
18:18Don't want him to enjoy it any more than is strictly necessary.
18:21Ultra strong.
18:23Yeah, he won't feel a thing.
18:25But then maybe he'll last longer and...
18:28Oh, Jesus, this is a minefield.
18:30Serve him right if I prick them all with pins and then...
18:34Sophie got pregnant and therefore he ended up getting married.
18:38Got to think through these plans more.
18:41I'll just go for these.
18:42Coloured.
18:43At least that'll make him look faintly ridiculous.
18:45I win.
18:46In the most minor way possible.
18:52So I was going to twat this geezer and then it turns out they're both Polish.
18:56You were going to twat a geezer?
18:58What, were you playing the Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels video game?
19:01Mark, it was brilliant.
19:02And then afterwards, go on, I can't really tell you.
19:05What, did Jeff fart in a pint or something equally disgusting?
19:08No, it was much better than that.
19:10But I can't tell you.
19:12Oh, go on, you can tell me.
19:14No, I can't.
19:15I really can't.
19:18All right, well, if I tell you, you have to absolutely promise not to tell anyone.
19:22Like, on your mum's life.
19:24I promise on my mum's life.
19:26OK, well, basically, Jeff, he, not really, but a bit, got off with this girl.
19:33He?
19:35Oh, my God.
19:38I've hit the mother load.
19:39This is what I've been waiting for.
19:41I can really fuck him with this.
19:43No, Mark.
19:44I only told you for a laugh, so that we could have a laugh.
19:46It's all a great big laugh.
19:48You promised not to tell.
19:50Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy.
19:52Welcome to the real world.
19:54But what about your mum's life?
19:56What about it?
19:57What does that even mean?
19:58What are you going to do, kill her?
20:00Mark, please don't do this.
20:02Jeff's my mate.
20:02We've got a bond.
20:03Oh, right.
20:04So who's your real best mate, Jeremy?
20:06Me or Jeff?
20:07You don't have to ask that, Mark.
20:10That's obvious.
20:12Didn't actually have to say.
20:14Don't even have to decide in my own head if I don't want to.
20:18No, I don't think I'm going to.
20:19My brain can't make me.
20:21So there.
20:22Brilliant.
20:28This is brilliant.
20:30Oh, life is sweet.
20:32Hi there, Soph.
20:34Oh, hey, Mark.
20:35Soph, listen.
20:36I've been turning this over and over in my head like a bloody horrible pancake.
20:42I just don't know what to do.
20:44What about?
20:45There's something I need to tell you.
20:47Something I think I should tell you.
20:50But it's just so damn hard.
20:52Please don't say anything you're going to regret.
20:54I'm with Jeff now.
20:55That's the thing, though.
20:56That's what this horrible decision that I have to make relates to.
21:00Something about Jeff.
21:02Something he's done that I'm not sure if I should tell you.
21:05What are you talking about?
21:06Oh, no.
21:07Now I've said too much, haven't I?
21:09Damn.
21:09Damn these lips of mine.
21:11Mark, stop being weird and tell me what Jeff's done.
21:14Look, it's not for me to tell tales on a mate, but just ask him, all right?
21:21What happened in the pub by the fruit machine with the woman and the lips?
21:27I can't say anything else.
21:28I won't.
21:29I hope I wasn't too subtle.
21:31That definitely wasn't too subtle.
21:35So has Jeff said nothing about...
21:37I've already said I don't wish to converse with you further.
21:40You're a promise breaker and a tom-tailed tit.
21:42Sophie!
21:46Hi, Mark.
21:47Listen, can I come in?
21:48Of course.
21:50Sophie, are you OK?
21:51Yeah, fine.
21:53I hate him.
21:55I hate him.
21:56I hate him.
21:57There, there, Sophie.
21:58It's fine.
21:59It's OK.
22:00Come through.
22:01Come through with good old Mark.
22:03Her breast is just brushing my side there.
22:07I shouldn't be here.
22:08I don't know what I'm doing.
22:10It's OK.
22:11I'll make us a nice cup of tea.
22:13It's my fault, I suppose, for always picking wankers.
22:16Does, does he beat you, Soph?
22:19God, no.
22:20I mean, he broke a plate once.
22:22Does he come at you with a stick, Soph?
22:24No, never.
22:25It's nothing like that.
22:26He does beat you, though, mentally.
22:28And with his hands and with his fists.
22:30No.
22:31Hey, Soph.
22:32You OK?
22:33Yeah, yeah, I'm just getting my head together.
22:35God, your head.
22:36Is it OK?
22:37Oh, hi.
22:38Hi, Jeff.
22:39You're downstairs.
22:41Do I know where Sophie is?
22:43Uh, no.
22:44No, mate.
22:45No idea.
22:46Right, OK.
22:47Right, so sorry about that, then, mate.
22:51Yeah, bye.
22:53What?
22:54Why did you cough?
22:56Because I've got a cough.
22:58No, you haven't.
22:59Yeah, I have.
23:01I'm phlegmy.
23:02Bollocks.
23:03You gave him a signal.
23:04Oh, Jesus.
23:05Can a man no longer have a cough without being taken to bloody Guantanamo Bay?
23:09Yeah, well, actually, I'm trying to have a conversation here, actually.
23:12It's all right, Mark.
23:13Soph, sounds like your relationship was a prison with one innocent prisoner, you, and one guard,
23:21Jeff.
23:22Well, it's a passionate relationship.
23:24Right.
23:25That must be horrible.
23:28That's Jeff.
23:29Oh, how coincidental, Jeremy.
23:31How very coincidental.
23:33This could be a coincidence.
23:34Easily.
23:37Hello?
23:38You're not wanted here, Jeff.
23:40Get away from here.
23:40Oh, shouldn't we just...
23:41I need to see Soph.
23:42I mean, him and Sophie, they aren't...
23:43Get away from the door, Jeff, or I will give you the broom.
23:47Mark, I need to see Sophie.
23:49I'm going to give you the broom, Jeff.
23:50I'm going to broom you.
23:53Don't worry, Soph.
23:54I'm giving him the broom.
23:56Mark, you can't broom him.
23:57He's my mate.
23:58He's a solid gold mate.
23:59How did Soph find out about that girl in the pub, Jez?
24:02I'm sorry.
24:03I'm really sorry.
24:04Oh, look, just let me in, mate.
24:05Please, Jez.
24:06I need to see Soph.
24:07No, we all hate you, Jeff.
24:09You're a cocksucker.
24:10Jez told me about your fling.
24:12Your friendship's bullshit, and you're a fuckhead.
24:15It isn't bullshit.
24:17Let him in.
24:18Let me in, Jez.
24:19Please.
24:20Oh, God.
24:20Mark or Jeff.
24:21Jeff's proper, normal.
24:23I could make a new life.
24:24I could learn to like football and live with him and learn his ways.
24:26We'd have a laugh, and I could be in the mainstream of the culture instead of lying like a freak
24:30in our weird puddle.
24:31Oh, fuck.
24:32I can't do it.
24:32I can't do it, Jez.
24:33I can't do it.
24:35You lose, Jez.
24:37You lose.
24:38How dangerous am I now, eh?
24:40Let him in, Mark.
24:43Sophie, you don't need to do this.
24:45There are places you can go to.
24:47Women's refuges.
24:49Just open the door.
24:50We need to talk.
24:50Jeff, I'm really sorry.
24:56I didn't mean to...
24:59Brilliant, Mark.
25:02My mate and your woman have just gone off to fuck each other.
25:06What are we going to do now?
25:07Go and make a tent in the living room and eat Dairy Lee?
25:10Is that what you want?
25:11Because that's what's going to happen.
25:12Paranoia, paranoia.
25:22Everybody's coming to get me.
25:25Just say you never met me.
25:28I'm running under crap with the moles.
25:31Digging holes.
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