The contestants in this episode are Michael & Tracey Coy from Bedford, Pauline & Steve Thursby from Newcastle, Mick & Sam Passmore from Somerset, and Barbara & Kerry Hendry from Suffolk. Bruce Forsyth is on form once again as host in another cracking episode, with the lovely Rosemary Ford offering assistance yet again as the contestants take on games such as being part of a Drummer band (complete with stick tossing), sponging fruit patterns onto pots, making Indian bread treats and then fun guessing the celebrity behind the young photos (with some amusingly wide of the shot guesses). The finale involves the two remaining contestants playing off in a Punch & Judy puppet show - where they are the puppets! With always amusing guest John Styles demonstrating and judging, it proves an entertaining finale that proves too close to call. Who will make it to the conveyor belt of prizes? And will they freeze at the end like last episode's contestants? Watch on and find out...
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00:01Life is the name of the game
00:04And I wanna play the game with you
00:08Life can be terribly great
00:11If you don't play the game with two
00:15And I wanna play the game with you
00:30Thank you very much indeed
00:32Oh!
00:35Thank you, thank you
00:37Hey!
00:39Thank you very, very much
00:41Good evening ladies, gentlemen, children
00:43Welcome to the Generation Game
00:44Nice to see you, to see you
00:46Nice!
00:48And you know, this week could have changed my whole career, you know
00:51Oh, it could
00:52I was offered the lead in a film
00:53It was a bit, er, on the bits, you know
00:56Well, you could tell by the title alone
00:58In bed with the roly polies
01:02It would have ruined my image
01:04It wouldn't have done the rest of me much good either
01:06So, so I'm gonna stick to television
01:08And the BBC are making a new drama series
01:10Now they want, they're looking for a rugged, hunky young man
01:13That can drive girls into a frenzy
01:16Naturally
01:17It came as no surprise
01:18When the producer approached me
01:19And asked me if I knew of anyone
01:22I said, look no further, I can do it
01:24The party's made for me
01:26He said, if you were so confident, the part's yours
01:28I said, what's the series called?
01:30He said, The Return of Casanova
01:32I said, I've got a headache
01:34Well, Casanova, I have to have a lie down after a bossanova
01:37I don't run after girls anymore
01:39I bought a motorbike
01:40But
01:41Come on
01:43Come on
01:44But if I did run after girls
01:46Here's the one I'd run after
01:48The lovely Rosemary Ford
01:50Thank you
01:51Look at you
02:03You delightful little beauty
02:05Oh, thank you, Bruce
02:06You know, every time I look at you, I wish I was two months younger
02:09Oh, nice
02:10You know, you do yourself an injustice
02:12Oh, well, I've never done that before
02:14Good job I didn't hurt myself
02:16Now, you look like a man half your age
02:19Really?
02:20Yeah, about 45
02:24Find the writer who gave her that line
02:26And point him straight to the job centre
02:28No, listen
02:29I'm only kidding, Bruce
02:30You know, in all the years I've known you
02:32I haven't noticed that you've put on an ounce of weight
02:34Well, it's all down to my sort of dieting
02:36That's all
02:37Careful dieting
02:38And what about fibre?
02:39Oh, fibre
02:40Ah, the most important part of my diet is fibre
02:42I'm halfway through a cardigan at the moment
02:45Now, you know, dancing is a very good way to this way
02:48You're right, very true
02:49Are you ready?
02:50I'm ready
02:51So, here we go then
02:52Da-da-dee-dee-da
02:53Do-do-do-do-do-da
02:55Ba-ba-do-do-do-dee-dee-dee-da
02:58Do-da
02:59Oh, you see?
03:00Oh
03:05You see?
03:06Look at that
03:07We've lost two ounces already
03:09You know, I always lose weight when I dance with you
03:11How do you mean?
03:12Well, how much does a toe weigh?
03:14Oh, that's not
03:16I'll tell you what
03:18You, you will get towed away in a minute
03:21Introduce the first team
03:22Okay then, right
03:23They're from Bedfordshire
03:24Their father and daughter
03:26Michael and Tracey Coy
03:28And how are you?
03:29And how are you?
03:30Lovely to meet you
03:31Stand right there, you're fine
03:32Good, now it's Tracey Coy
03:33That's right
03:34C-O-Y
03:35That's it
03:36And how are you?
03:37And how are you?
03:38Lovely to meet you
03:39Stand right there, you're fine
03:40Good, now it's Tracey Coy
03:41That's right
03:42C-O-Y
03:43Of course Coy
03:44And you're 19 years old
03:45Any boyfriend?
03:46Yes, I have
03:47Oh yeah, oh yeah
03:48Is he a toy boy, Coy?
03:50Or is he a coy toy boy?
03:52Oh yeah
03:53But as long as you've got an oipoloi toy boy
03:55Right
03:57You're a student?
03:58Oh yes really, what sort?
03:59A drama student
04:00Oh I love drama
04:01I love to get all drama
04:02I love it
04:03Any funny stories?
04:04Oh yeah
04:05During one production of Oliver
04:06Yes
04:07The finale
04:08Consider yourself one of us
04:09Oh yeah
04:10And my skirt fell down
04:11Oh no, what the hell?
04:12A bag like that
04:13Yeah, a bag, yeah
04:14Hope you didn't get your knickers all of a twist
04:20Make up your minds
04:22Right, now any special likes at all?
04:24Anything to do with the 20s
04:25Oh the 20s?
04:26Yeah
04:27Oh well you must love me
04:30I'm in my treble 20s
04:34Now over to your dad
04:36You're an employed coy
04:37Yep
04:38So you're the real McCoy?
04:39I am
04:45And are you an employed coy?
04:47Yes, I work for the Royal Mail
04:49I'm a motor vehicle mechanic
04:51So you make sure the vans go slower for the second class?
04:58What's your wife's name?
04:59Jean
05:00Any irritating habits that she got?
05:01Yes she has actually
05:02What's that?
05:03When she scrapes the tins to get them clean
05:05Oh yeah
05:06It sounds as though she's scraping a hole in the bottom
05:07Oh yeah
05:08She takes her long doing it
05:09She goes...
05:10Yeah
05:11So she's a potholer
05:12Quite
05:13But she's fastidious about cleanliness in that way
05:15Yes
05:16Oh yeah
05:17Is she here?
05:18Yes, yes
05:19No
05:20No
05:21No
05:22Please
05:23No
05:24I don't want him in there
05:25Don't want him
05:26Forget it
05:27Anyway
05:28Michael, stay here to be a place
05:29Thank you
05:30We'll see you in a minute
05:31Wait over there and we'll see who you're going to play with
05:36And who have we got?
05:37Who have we got, Matt?
05:38Our second teams from Newcastle on Time
05:40Their mother and son
05:41Pauline and Steve Thursby
05:42Oh that lovely, that's lovely
05:43Now you're Pauline Thursby
05:44Right
05:45Yeah, I know your sister Ash Wednesday
05:46Snores like a chimney
05:47Anyway
05:48Now tell us about your wedding
05:49What happened at the wedding?
05:50Well, after the reception
05:51My father-in-law had forgotten to order a car
05:52Oh no
05:53To come pick us up
05:54Take us home
05:55So we walked home
05:56And I broke my shoe on the wheel
05:58And I hopped it all the way home
05:59Oh no
06:00You must have known
06:02Oh, it's a shame
06:03Oh, it's a shame
06:04Oh no
06:05Oh no
06:06Oh no
06:07Oh no
06:08Oh no
06:09Oh no
06:10Oh no
06:12Oh no
06:13Oh no
06:14Oh no
06:15Oh no
06:16Oh no
06:17You must have needed a rest when you got home
06:18Yes
06:19What a pretty it was your wedding night
06:24Now over to your son Stephen
06:26Ok Stephen
06:27What do you do?
06:28I sell drugs, Bruce
06:29And where do you do this?
06:30I sell them to GPs and hospitals
06:32Oh I see
06:33I see this
06:34And er
06:35Have you always done this?
06:36No, I used to be a nurse
06:37A nurse?
06:38Yes
06:39What kind of a nurse?
06:40A state registered nurse
06:41A state registered nurse?
06:42Oh good
06:43Toad by the walk
06:44Toad with you
06:45And what hobbies have you got?
06:47I've got a private pilot's licence
06:49A pilot's licence?
06:50Yes
06:51Oh well that could be handy
06:52That could be very handy
06:53You know, you never know
06:54The flying doctor might need a nurse
06:55Like that
06:56Special talents are making a mess of things
06:59And once you start slumming
07:00You never finish it
07:01Oh
07:02Well I'll make a note of that
07:04Don't fly
07:05Don't fly
07:06Within
07:10Thank you for coming
07:11And thank you my darling
07:12Over there
07:13Over there
07:14Nice people
07:15Are they nice?
07:18Lovely
07:19Well now
07:20Before we start the first game
07:22I'd just like to point out
07:23That our contestants
07:24Have no idea
07:25What we have planned for them
07:26They do not rehearse
07:28This
07:29Is their
07:30Rehearsal
07:31We're now ready for our first game
07:32Which is called
07:33Drumming it up
07:34Which says it all
07:35Please welcome from Lanarkshire
07:37The Shots and Dykehead
07:39Caledonia Drum Corps
07:41Yes
08:09What if
08:10Doesn't
08:10èce
08:16Quelle
08:17hesitancy
08:18De their
08:19That
08:20Disappointed
08:21Nope
08:22They
08:23Physician
08:24Doubt
08:25Doubt
08:26Doubt
08:27Doubt
08:28Doubt
08:29Doubt
08:32Doubt
08:35Doubt
08:35Doubt
08:38occ simplistically
09:08That's all there is to it.
09:13Well, now, I'd like you to welcome the leader of these talented gentlemen, Mr. Jim Kilpatrick.
09:18Come in the centre. Come on.
09:23Now, I understand you've just won the World Championships, which is a new record because you've won five World Championships in a row.
09:31Yes, that's right.
09:31Which is incredible.
09:32And another record that probably you lads don't even know about.
09:35But you've got through more drumsticks than Colonel Sanders.
09:43Which I think is fantastic.
09:44Anyway, will you come back and do some marking?
09:46Nice to have you.
09:46All right.
09:47Thank you, Jim.
09:48There we are.
09:49Should we have the first two of them?
09:51There we are, my darling.
09:52Good.
09:53In there you go.
09:54And you just fit in there.
09:55And here we have drumming, take two.
09:59There we go.
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10:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:48Where is it? Where is it?
10:51Lovely. There you go. Did you enjoy that?
10:54All right, bye.
10:56I can see Pauline's going to be lovely in this.
11:00Remember, it's not a saucepan. OK.
11:04In front of you, there. There we are.
11:06Right, here we have drumming, take three.
11:11What the fuck is it?
11:25What the fuck is it?
11:27What the fuck?
11:30Come on Japanese.
11:32Come on.
11:39Come on Japanese.
11:43Don't die.
11:45Come on.
11:49Come on.
11:53Yes!
12:02Here we are, you can tell here.
12:05And our first one today to the Shock Spicehead
12:07California Drunk Tour!
12:10Oh!
12:11Come back, my guys.
12:13Here we are.
12:15Here we are.
12:18You're a whole bit now, aren't you?
12:20Anyway, now to judge.
12:21Here we welcome back again, Mr. Jim Kilpatrick.
12:30In you come.
12:32Well, I saw you having a bit of a laugh on the side there.
12:34It was very funny.
12:35Best of all, starring on our right.
12:37Well, Michael was very talented there.
12:40The only thing, he dropped a few sticks.
12:44But kept the rhythm going very well.
12:45And I would give you a five.
12:47A five out of ten, well done indeed.
12:49All right, now what about this little love?
12:51Tracy, well, she looked as if she was enjoying herself.
12:53Yes, she had fun.
12:56I would give Tracy a four.
12:59Four?
12:59Just a little bit of a four.
13:00I think that's so funny.
13:02Okay, four.
13:04Now what about...
13:05Pauline, well, wouldn't like to be in the kitchen while you were tossing the pancakes.
13:09But, yeah, I would give you a four as well.
13:13A four as well, that's fair.
13:15Okay.
13:17And what about Steve at the end, then?
13:19Well, Steve, I've seen you bending down there to pick the stick up.
13:21You didn't think about using your extra stick or had that already gone?
13:25It's already gone.
13:25Already gone.
13:27Well, Steve, you did very well.
13:28I actually want to give you a six because you did very well throwing the stick up.
13:31You kept the rhythm going, Ben.
13:32You kept the rhythm going.
13:34Okay.
13:35Well done.
13:37And our thanks to Jim and all the lads and good luck with everything.
13:41And let's have some more records.
13:42It's wonderful to watch, I'll tell you that.
13:44Thank you, Jim.
13:44So, Patrick, there we are.
13:49Bravo.
13:51What's on the board, Miss Ford?
13:53Well, Michael and Tracy have scored nine.
13:55Nine.
13:56Pauline and Steve have scored ten.
13:58Ten.
13:58Okay.
13:59Only one in it.
14:00Only one in it.
14:01Okay.
14:02So, if you'll all go over there, go over there and get all your gear off.
14:07Yeah.
14:07Not the clothes.
14:09Just the gear.
14:10We're ready now for game number two, which is called On the Sponge.
14:14But first of all, feast your eyes on this.
14:19Now, all this artistic work is done at Pool Pottery.
14:23And here is one of the talented workforce, Miss Kelly Dominey.
14:27Brilliant.
14:28So, how are you?
14:30How are you?
14:31Do you know about that?
14:32That's right.
14:33That's right, just there.
14:35That's right.
14:36Now, I'm very pleased to meet you, Kelly Dominey.
14:39In fact, I knew your sister, Anna Dominey.
14:41And, er, where did you start sponging?
14:45Oh, that's right.
14:47Please.
14:49This sometimes can be a very, you know, that sort of programme.
14:52It's very...
14:53Yes, what?
14:53About two years ago this month.
14:55Two years ago this month?
14:56Yes.
14:57I see.
14:58Yes?
14:59Have you been talking to Rosie?
15:00Right.
15:01Anyway, let's go over here.
15:05Come over here.
15:06And will you bring those over here, too?
15:08All these lovely people.
15:09No, over here.
15:10You're going to do it.
15:10You haven't seen how it's done.
15:12Right.
15:12There we are.
15:13Get in nice and close so you can see.
15:14And Kelly will show you.
15:16There we are.
15:16Now.
15:18See, these are pieces of sponge here.
15:21All in different kind of shapes.
15:23And there we have a bunch of grapes.
15:29See, isn't that lovely?
15:30Bunch of grapes.
15:30Turns it over.
15:33And there's another bunch of grapes.
15:36Good.
15:37Now.
15:39You usually find some leaves around the side of your bunch of grapes.
15:47Kids, if you want to do this, rush to the bathroom and get a sponge.
15:51Cut it up and see what happens.
15:55Don't tell mummy, for goodness sake.
15:58There we are.
15:58There's another leaf on there.
16:00And now we're going to make...
16:02What do you think this is going to be?
16:04No, an apple.
16:05How can you have a red pear?
16:07First of all, yeah.
16:15I suppose if you've been in the sun all day.
16:17So, there we are.
16:21Here goes the other apple.
16:23Yeah, there's the apple there.
16:26Lovely, lovely.
16:28And there we're going to have...
16:30See, the little tiny one.
16:31And we're going to have some tiny sort of apple leaves by the side of them.
16:36That's it.
16:37It's a good harvest, isn't it?
16:39There we are.
16:41That's it.
16:42Beautiful.
16:43And there we are.
16:44Okay.
16:44Okay.
16:46That counts down.
16:48Is that lovely?
16:49Now, after this, then, you fire it.
16:52It's glazed.
16:52Oh, it's glazed.
16:53So, all the fruit and the leaves come out rather kind of shiny.
16:56That's lovely.
16:57Okay, my darling.
16:58Kelly, will you come back and do some marking for us?
17:00Lovely.
17:01Off you go over there.
17:02And if you two will come over here, get to your tables, sit yourselves down, and put the towel across you so you don't get too acky.
17:10And you can wipe your hands on those as well.
17:12Now, then, you've got one and a half minutes starting from then.
17:17Okay.
17:18Okay.
17:19Now, don't forget, it's your grapes first.
17:21Your grapes first.
17:27Get your grapes on.
17:29Oh.
17:29How are your grapes here?
17:38Oh, not bad at the top.
17:39Yes.
17:40How have you?
17:41Oh, my goodness.
17:44Your grapes have turned to wine already, haven't they?
17:46Yes, this is, uh, oh, that's a good one.
17:51There, you've done that one very well.
17:53Very well.
17:53How have you done your other one?
17:55Yeah, it's, well, it's just, oh, God, not much better.
17:58How about you?
18:00Yeah.
18:00Oh, you're putting your leaves on.
18:01Yes, your leaves should be going on now.
18:03Your vine leaves.
18:04Your vine leaves should be going on.
18:07That's it.
18:08Make sure you get the right colour.
18:11Oh, you're going to have red vine leaves, are you?
18:14Red vine leaves.
18:16That's right.
18:17I wonder when you can't find out you had the wrong one.
18:19That's it.
18:21How are we doing now?
18:22Your apples.
18:23You should be getting hold of your apples now.
18:27Please.
18:29Get your apples.
18:30A pair of apples would be nice.
18:33How are we doing?
18:34Ten seconds left.
18:35So do the finishing touches.
18:37Finishing touches.
18:42What happened there?
18:43Was that you?
18:44Was that you?
18:44Okay, time's up.
18:47Wherever you're up to, stop and put your jug down and stand by the side there, okay?
18:53Has anybody here seen Kelly?
18:55Kelly from the Captain.
19:02There we are, my darling.
19:04Now, get this up nice and high.
19:06His grapes were very good there.
19:09One leaf, but he's made a bit of a mess with the first one, as you say.
19:13The grapes are up the right way.
19:14The grapes are up the right.
19:15He'd be amazed at how many people whose grapes are up the wrong way.
19:21You check.
19:22Right.
19:23Now, what do you think?
19:25About four, I think.
19:26About four for that.
19:27Okay, four for that one.
19:29Now then.
19:30Here we have this one here.
19:34It's got some leaves around the apples.
19:36It's got leaves around the apples, yes.
19:38The grapes sort of squashed a bit there.
19:42About a seven.
19:43About a seven.
19:44Oh, much better.
19:45About a seven.
19:48Now this one, the grapes were there.
19:51A bit of a mishmash, weren't they?
19:54And this one looks like Bigfoot.
20:01But what do you think?
20:02Give that about a three, I think.
20:04About a three, yes.
20:06Bigfoot didn't help you there.
20:07Bigfoot didn't help you.
20:09About a three.
20:10But this one, not too good here, but the apples.
20:15The apples are very nice, aren't they?
20:17But it's up to you, Mella.
20:18Yeah, a four for that.
20:19A four for that.
20:20Okay.
20:21We'll give our love to everybody at Paul's.
20:23It's a lovely part of the country.
20:25Thank you, Terry.
20:26There we are.
20:27Come through here.
20:27There we are.
20:31Oh, yeah.
20:33Good.
20:36Now then, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
20:40Well, Michael and Tracy have scored 20.
20:42Pauline and Steve have scored 17.
20:4517.
20:46Oh, bad luck, Lucy.
20:48And well done, Lucy.
20:50Well done, Lucy.
20:51This is exciting to lose.
20:52We do have a Generation Game telephone for you both, and thank you for being with us.
20:56Thanks very much.
20:56You've been a great contribution.
20:58All right, thank you very much.
20:59And if you're a couple of available, Johnny Depp, we'll see you in our grand cut.
21:04Now, who have we got left?
21:07Well, our third team's from Somerset.
21:10Well, our third team's from Somerset.
21:10They're father and daughter, Mick and Sam Passmore.
21:13Right.
21:17How are you?
21:22What a nice big handshake.
21:25That was great.
21:26That really is.
21:27Now, it's Samantha...
21:28Passmore.
21:29What's that?
21:29Passmore.
21:30Oh, this isn't Mastermind, dear.
21:33Relax, relax.
21:34Are you engaged to Stephen?
21:36Yes.
21:36And how did you meet him?
21:37We used to work at the market together, and we used to make eyes over the fruit and veg store.
21:41Oh, that's a mirror.
21:44Isn't that nice, dear?
21:45The fruit and veg, are you?
21:47So he thought you were a peach with your cherry lips, and he knew his onions, and he couldn't
21:53keep his pawpaws off you.
21:55Any phobias at all?
21:57I don't like to have a bath when I'm in the house on my own.
21:59Oh.
22:00I'm frightened something's going to happen, and nobody will find me.
22:02Yeah, but how many people do you take a bath with?
22:06I knew you said it was a plug all day.
22:10So tell us something you like, then.
22:12When I shave my legs, a couple days later, I like to sit and stroke the regrowth that's
22:18coming through it.
22:27She's like, what, uh, when did you, uh, when did you last shave them, dear?
22:33A couple of days ago.
22:35Oh, oh, oh, can I have a feel?
22:38They're quite sweet.
22:39Oh, I see what you mean.
22:41You see, I've got long ones, Nick.
22:47That's it.
22:47They're feeling like at the same time.
22:50Yeah.
22:51I see what you mean.
22:52If anybody's switched on, welcome to Wildlife on One.
22:59Oh, we'll finish off later, dear.
23:01Now then, over to your dad, Nick, my daughter, Nick Passmore, and, uh, what do you do?
23:08I'm a deputy computer manager for Torton Magistrates' Court.
23:11Yeah, well, don't talk in long sentences.
23:14You're married to Paula.
23:15Now, tell us about the wedding.
23:16The vicar was his first wedding he'd ever done, and he was so, he was more nervous than
23:20we were, and he dropped the ring.
23:23And the whole, the whole church went, and you could hear voices saying, I knew it wouldn't
23:26last.
23:27All right, so just straight away, yeah?
23:31What happened, anything else happened after that?
23:32Well, when we went on honeymoon, we got to the station, and when the train pulled in,
23:35it was absolutely full of Boy Scouts.
23:38Oh, God, yeah.
23:39And the best man had to pay them to get out of a compartment so we could have one to ourselves.
23:43Oh, sorry.
23:44And as the train left, they all came back in.
23:45Yeah.
23:47I don't know why.
23:48Oh, I bet all the dib, dib, dib, put you off your dog, dog, dog.
23:57Thank you very much.
23:58You're a couple of lovely people.
23:59Thank you for being with us.
24:00All right, then, off you go over there.
24:02All right.
24:04And now we meet our last team who are...
24:08They're from Sussex.
24:09They're mother and son, Barbara and Kerry Hendrick.
24:12Okay.
24:13All right.
24:21And it's Barbara Hendrick.
24:23That's right.
24:23Hendrick.
24:24Now, you're married to Jimmy.
24:26Jimmy Hendrick?
24:26Yes.
24:27I thought he was dead.
24:30Not quite.
24:31Not quite.
24:34All right.
24:35All right.
24:35All right.
24:36Yes.
24:38Right.
24:40And all right, tell us about your engagement to Jimmy, then.
24:43Well, when we got engaged...
24:44Yes.
24:44He bought this nice ring for me.
24:47But every time we had a row, he used to ask for it back.
24:50Oh, yes.
24:51Well, this ring went backwards and forwards so often, I thought, the only way I'm going to
24:55keep it is to marry him.
24:56So you're going to be able to do it, but that's it.
24:58Yeah.
24:58Well, all that back and forth was, I wonder you didn't buy you a piston ring.
25:01Your mother-in-law came to mind your drugstore one day.
25:04Oh, yes.
25:05What happened?
25:05Well, this chap walked in and he said, I want something for my wife's diarrhoea.
25:11So she says, well, this is very good.
25:14So he says, no, no, I want something for my wife's diarrhoea.
25:18And she says, well, try this one then.
25:21No, no.
25:22He says, I want something for my wife's diarrhoea.
25:25And he looks round and he sees the hair colourings.
25:28And he says, I want that for my wife's diarrhoea hair.
25:35Look at that.
25:36It's all right.
25:38It's all right.
25:39You've done that.
25:40It's all right.
25:42Oh, that is marvellous.
25:44Mind you, there is a shampoo and lats a dip these days.
25:47Wash and go.
25:51Did you know that?
25:55Well then, lovely to have you with us.
25:57Pop over there.
25:58We've got a game coming up for you.
26:00Oh, sorry.
26:02No, sorry.
26:04Sorry, I thought it was from the police.
26:07Scared the life out of me.
26:08Sorry about that.
26:09Oh, no.
26:10It's not that you're insignificant.
26:13It's all right.
26:13It's just that I'm a fool.
26:15OK, now you're Kerry.
26:16Yes.
26:17Yes, fine.
26:17What do you do?
26:18Suspended ceiling picks up.
26:20What does that entail?
26:22Putting up suspended ceilings, full ceilings on stilts.
26:25Why don't you always leave the strange ones till the end?
26:30Well, how do you get up on stilts?
26:32Because, I mean, it is a...
26:33Jump high.
26:34And you do see it.
26:35So what's the highest ceiling you've ever done?
26:37About 20 feet.
26:38Have you got different sized stilts?
26:39Yes.
26:40Well, they're adjustable.
26:40They're adjustable.
26:41Oh, God.
26:42And you're married to Wendy.
26:43Yes.
26:44So you live in a Wendy house.
26:46Where do you keep your stilts?
26:48Anyway, think about it.
26:49You once worked as a steward on the QE2
26:51and one night went sleepwalking.
26:53What happened?
26:54I was sleepwalking in the nude.
26:56No.
26:58Nothing on at all.
26:59Nothing.
26:59Walking all round the cabins and all that.
27:01And the stewardess found me stuck naked in a passenger alleyway.
27:04No.
27:05And she called her boyfriend,
27:06who just happened to be my head waiter,
27:08in the restaurant.
27:09Yes.
27:09And carried me back to my cabin.
27:10Yeah.
27:11Yes.
27:13I mean, what a good job that, you know,
27:14one of the lady passengers didn't find.
27:17She might have thought it was room service.
27:18She might have thought it was room service.
27:20Yes.
27:20Yes.
27:21Yes.
27:21Yes.
27:21Yes.
27:22Yes.
27:22Yes.
27:22Yes.
27:23Yes.
27:23Yes.
27:23Yes.
27:24Anyway, thank you for being with us.
27:26Come on.
27:26Yes.
27:26Sorry about that.
27:27I wasn't ignoring you at all.
27:29Right.
27:30Now, our next game is called Paneer, Kima, Nunn.
27:34Paneer, Kima, Nunn.
27:37Well, I didn't just want to say bread.
27:41Let's meet the executive head chef of the St. James's Court Hotel,
27:46Mr. Prem Kumar.
27:48There we are.
27:52Prem Kumar.
27:55Thank you for being here.
27:56Thank you so much.
27:57Now, I love Indian food.
27:59I do.
27:59Especially, you know, one of my best parts, you know,
28:01I don't know anything too hot,
28:04the chicken korma and the rock and jaws.
28:06Some of it is a bit on the mild side,
28:08but the part I like best is dipping the naan bread
28:11into the curry sauce.
28:13I mean, that during the meal is all...
28:15I have to take a spare shirt with me.
28:17I mean, I get all...
28:18Well, we're going to make something special tonight.
28:21Absolutely.
28:21Great.
28:22Come over here.
28:22Okay.
28:23And will you come over so you can have a little look?
28:26Get close so you can see what's happening.
28:29Okay.
28:29Make sure you can see everything.
28:31Now, in your own words, away you go, Prem.
28:33All right.
28:33What we have here is the dough,
28:34which is made from flour.
28:37A little bit of milk, egg.
28:38Okay.
28:39First you take a little bit of flour,
28:41sprinkle it on the good.
28:43Take a sizable amount of the dough.
28:46All right.
28:47Dip it a bit to the flour.
28:49Tuck it in.
28:50Roll it over.
28:53Put it back over there.
28:55Dab a little bit of oil on it.
28:56Yes.
28:57Just get a bit of smoothness, all right?
28:58Turn it over.
28:59Now, we'll make a little bit of depression in there.
29:02Take the filling.
29:03That is the panne filling with coriander,
29:05a bit of chopped chilies.
29:07Chopped chili.
29:08Absolutely.
29:09You can avoid that if you want to.
29:10Yes, yes.
29:11Then tuck it in so that you close it.
29:14And there we are.
29:15That's it.
29:16All right.
29:17Then again, roll it over.
29:19Put it back over there.
29:21Dab a little bit of oil again.
29:24Take these.
29:25These are the onion seeds,
29:26which is known as kologi.
29:29Now comes a good part.
29:31Yep.
29:32Picking it up,
29:33sticking it to your hand.
29:33Yep.
29:34Now, that is the technique of spreading it out, okay?
29:38Now, be quick at it.
29:40But then spread your fingers out there.
29:41Do you know that sounded like an audience
29:42I had at Marlgate once?
29:45Yes.
29:45Go away, go.
29:46There we are.
29:47That's it.
29:47Spread it.
29:48Spread it.
29:48Just pull the...
29:49Just pull down there.
29:50And you get a nice little oval shape, all right?
29:52Yeah.
29:52And there you are.
29:53Now it's ready.
29:55Okay.
29:55Spread it over there.
29:56There you are.
29:58Beautiful.
30:00Absolutely beautiful.
30:01There we are.
30:02That's it.
30:02Thank you, Prem.
30:04There you have a...
30:05Oh, thanks for your hand.
30:07So that was a lovely, lovely demonstration.
30:09Will you come back and do some marking?
30:10With pleasure.
30:11Okay, Prem.
30:12That's lovely.
30:12Now, come over here to your tables.
30:14If you'll just come to this one.
30:16That's fine.
30:16You've got all your ingredients there.
30:18And put your pennies on.
30:20Pennies is the order of the day.
30:21Okay, now you've got a minute to go,
30:23starting from...
30:25Then.
30:26That's it.
30:29Get the dough and sort of make a ball to start with.
30:34Make a ball to start with.
30:36That's it.
30:37A little flour.
30:38Good.
30:39A little flour.
30:41Now, don't forget to stuff it.
30:44Stuff it.
30:46And you put your oil in there, have you?
30:47Okay, yeah.
30:48Put your cottage cheese in.
30:49Very important that you stuff it.
30:53You're making one for the whole family.
30:56Oh, this is the one.
30:57God love it.
31:00God love it.
31:02Okay.
31:02Have you stuffed it?
31:03You have stuffed it.
31:04Good.
31:04Good.
31:05And a bit of oil on it before you start.
31:07Now slap it.
31:08Have a good slap.
31:10You're going to have some tickle later.
31:11Get the slapping going.
31:17That's it.
31:18Listen to those slaps.
31:21Now that was more like my summer season at Bournemouth.
31:24Fine.
31:26Now come and stretch your naan.
31:27Stretch your naan.
31:28Give it a good stretch.
31:29That's it, dear.
31:30It won't bite.
31:31Stretch it.
31:31That's it.
31:32Keep stretching it.
31:33And when you feel you've stretched enough, put it on your platform there.
31:37Your little pedestal, rather.
31:38Okay.
31:39Stretch it and...
31:41Okay.
31:42We're up to stop.
31:44Stop nothing.
31:45Go with it.
31:47Okay, Kim.
31:48Will you come back?
31:49Well, doesn't look a bad effort to me, but you're the judge.
31:59Well, he's done a good job on it.
32:00Yeah.
32:01He could have spread it a little more.
32:02Could have spread it a little more.
32:03He could have stretched it.
32:04It would have taken a bit more.
32:05Even more even, yes.
32:05Yes.
32:06He's got the shape and the stuffing going on, right?
32:07Yeah, he's got quite a little stuffing.
32:09That's right.
32:09Oh, yeah.
32:09Oh.
32:10Ah, well, a little hiding for the moon.
32:12Yes.
32:12He's hidden the bad bit round the back.
32:15Yes.
32:15You're fine.
32:16That's where all the stuffing's coming out.
32:18Well, for the hard work that he's done.
32:20Yes.
32:20I would give him a good mark of four.
32:22Four.
32:22Four out of ten for that.
32:23Well done.
32:24Now then.
32:26What about this?
32:27Oh.
32:28Looks like an old pair of underpants, doesn't it?
32:31Yes.
32:32It really does.
32:33But there we are.
32:34Well, she's got the shape on her.
32:35Not about, but she's got quite a nice shape, actually.
32:38Oh, well, yes.
32:38She's really stressed it, hasn't she?
32:40Yes, she's stressed.
32:41She probably stretched it to the point of no return.
32:43Just for the reason that it's got too many holes,
32:47the fillings all come out of bed.
32:49I'd give her a three for that.
32:51A three for that.
32:51Okay, a three for that.
32:53Now, how did we do over here?
32:56Oh, that's not...
32:57That's quite a nice shape.
32:58That's a nice family size one, she's like.
32:59It is a family size.
33:01She did make it for the family, weren't you?
33:03That's right.
33:03Oh, yes.
33:04And good on the inside, too, there.
33:06That is excellent.
33:07I've got a good mark of six for that.
33:09Six, yes.
33:10Excellent.
33:11Excellent.
33:11Excellent.
33:11Now, how about Perry?
33:14Perry's done pretty good himself.
33:15Yeah, not bad at all.
33:16How's that underneath?
33:16Good stuffing in there.
33:17Oh, yes.
33:18No leaks.
33:19No leaks.
33:19No leaks at all.
33:20I'll give him a good mark of five for that.
33:22Thank you, Prem, so much.
33:23And give our love to everybody at the...
33:25...in James Paul Hotel.
33:27Thank you, Prem.
33:27What's on the board, Miss Ford?
33:38Well, Mick and Sam have scored seven.
33:41Barbara and Kerry have scored 11.
33:43Oh, you're four ahead.
33:45Four ahead.
33:46You've got a blast in each game.
33:48A lot can be done.
33:48So, our fourth game is called Shots of Tots.
33:52You're going to see some photographs of children,
33:55and they are now famous people.
33:56We want you to write down who you think they are.
34:00All right, go to your lecterns.
34:02Here we are.
34:04That's it, Mark.
34:05That's it, Mark.
34:06There we are.
34:07That's lovely.
34:08All right, now then, could we see the first one, please?
34:12Just have a look.
34:14Write down who you think it is, and at least have a guess.
34:18Have you got an answer?
34:18Yes.
34:19You've got two answers?
34:20And we've got two answers here.
34:23So, now, could we see who it is today?
34:26Did you know that?
34:28Yes.
34:29Yes.
34:30Fine.
34:30Okay.
34:31What have you got?
34:32Zorba.
34:34Zorba?
34:35Zorba?
34:36It's all Greek to me.
34:38It's all Greek to you.
34:39Oh, so you put Zorba, because it's all Greek to you.
34:41Yes.
34:42Thank you, Barbara.
34:42What about Kerry?
34:45Sean Connery.
34:46Sean Connery.
34:47Sean Connery, yes.
34:48Two points.
34:50We've got Sean Connery here.
34:52Yes.
34:54And we've got Sylvester Stallone here.
34:57But there we are.
34:58Okay, fine.
34:59Could we have the next one, please?
35:03Ah, lovely little child.
35:07What?
35:08Barbara got a good one again.
35:09I can't wait to hear it.
35:11Okay, right.
35:12Now then, who is that today?
35:17Prince Edward.
35:19Prince Edward.
35:20Now, what has Barbara put?
35:23Me.
35:23Yes.
35:25No.
35:26Yes.
35:26Rosemary Ford?
35:27Yes.
35:28No, definitely no.
35:29And we have...
35:29What about Kerry?
35:30Madonna.
35:31For goodness sake, Madonna Kerry.
35:35Prince Edward, I ask you.
35:37Okay.
35:37Oh, he's put Brucie.
35:40I wish.
35:41I wish I'd look like that.
35:43Okay.
35:43And you've got Terry Wogan.
35:46For goodness sake.
35:47So, the next one.
35:49I'll give you a clue.
35:51It is not Kenny Lynch.
35:53Have we got answers?
35:55We've got answers?
35:55Yes.
35:55Yes.
35:55Okay.
35:56Now, who is that today?
36:01Michael Jackson.
36:03Okay.
36:03Now, what's Barbara put now?
36:05Rusty Lee.
36:14Rusty Lee.
36:16Oh, that's your best one.
36:18Oh, that was better than the other one.
36:20What about Kerry?
36:21Michael Jackson.
36:21Michael Jackson.
36:22Oh, yeah.
36:23Two points here.
36:24We've got Michael Jackson, too.
36:28Well done.
36:29And we've got Shirley Bassey.
36:33Shirley Bassey, my goodness.
36:36All right.
36:36And the last one, please.
36:40Ah.
36:41Now then.
36:43Have a look at that.
36:45Squint your eyes a bit.
36:46It'll help.
36:46Squint.
36:48Right.
36:49You've got answers?
36:50Yes.
36:50Fine.
36:50Let's see who it is.
36:55Richard Bramston.
36:57I was going to say, that's before he went in the pickle business.
37:01Right.
37:01Okay.
37:02What have you got over there?
37:03Well, they've both written Bruce.
37:06Me?
37:06Oh, I wish you were right.
37:09Oh, I do wish you were right.
37:11Well, we've got Humberdink here.
37:14Absolutely wrong.
37:15And George Forby.
37:17Oh, where did you get that from?
37:20Well, I don't know how many points we got there.
37:22It wasn't very good.
37:23But anyway, I thought it was a bit of fun, so a good game, a good game.
37:32Okay.
37:34Now, what's on the boardie, Fordie?
37:36Well, Mick and Sam have scored 11.
37:3911.
37:39Barbara and Kerry have scored 15.
37:41Oh, they took hold of those four points.
37:44Oh, we're so sorry to lose you.
37:47Very sorry.
37:48But you do have a Generation Game telephone for both of you.
37:50And thank you very much for being a part of our night.
37:53Okay, if you'll just pop over there, and we'll refresh ourselves of who you'll be meeting in our grand final.
38:00Over here.
38:05Well, there we are.
38:06That's our grand final.
38:07Now, watch what you're about to see very, very carefully.
38:12We now have one of my favourite entertainers, whether it's children or grown-ups.
38:16Here he is, Mr. John Stiles.
38:25Thank you, Bruce.
38:27That was very kind.
38:28Ladies and gentlemen, when Mr. Punch comes up here, he usually says,
38:32Hello, everybody.
38:33And he likes you to say, Hello, Mr. Punch.
38:35Can you do that for him?
38:36Yes.
38:37Good.
38:37I think he's asleep.
38:38I'll go and get him.
38:39When he comes up, I'll tell you what, I'll go inside.
38:41I'll say, One, two, three.
38:43And you can all shout out, Wake Up, Punch.
38:45Here we go.
38:45One, two, three.
38:47Wake Up, Punch.
38:49Oh, boy.
38:51Oh, boy.
38:52Oh, boy.
38:57Oh, everybody.
39:00Hello, Mr. Punch.
39:02That's the way to do it.
39:04Oh, boy.
39:08Oh, Judy.
39:16Judy.
39:18Hello, hello, hello.
39:20Come up there.
39:20Come up there.
39:21I can't come up.
39:23Why?
39:24Why?
39:25Because I'm in the middle of the dinner.
39:27Well, get out of it.
39:31Oh, here we are.
39:32Oh, dear.
39:34I'm just going to cook your sausages.
39:36What do you want me up here for?
39:37Give us a kiss.
39:39Give you a kiss.
39:40Oh, they'd all laugh at us, wouldn't you, everyone?
39:43No.
39:44All right, listen.
39:45One kiss.
39:46Promise me you'll mind the baby.
39:48All right.
39:48Wait a moment.
39:49I have to wipe my nose.
39:51Give me a penny for her.
39:52Oh, there we are.
39:53Right.
39:56You won't laugh when he kisses me, will you, everybody?
39:58No.
39:59Ready?
40:00Ready?
40:01What the?
40:02What the?
40:03What the?
40:03No, dear.
40:07No, no.
40:08No, no.
40:08No, no.
40:09No, no.
40:10Oh, goodness me.
40:11Oh, dear.
40:13Oh, dear.
40:15No, no.
40:15I've got a headache.
40:17Oh, you are awful.
40:19You're worse than the milkman.
40:21I'll go and get the baby.
40:22I won't be long.
40:23Bye-bye.
40:25I say bye-bye.
40:28Hello.
40:28Do you like our little baby, everyone?
40:30Isn't he lovely?
40:32His name is Bill.
40:33Bill.
40:34Yes, we call him Bill because we got him at the end of the month.
40:38Oh, there we are.
40:39No, don't hurt the baby.
40:41If he hurts the baby in any way, would you call out and tell me, please?
40:44Would you?
40:44Would you?
40:45Yes.
40:46I won't be long.
40:47Bye-bye.
40:48Bye-bye.
40:49Bye-bye.
40:49Bye-bye.
40:50Bye-bye.
40:50Bye-bye.
40:50Bye-bye.
40:51Bye-bye.
40:51Bye-bye.
40:51Bye-bye.
40:51Bye-bye.
40:51Bye-bye.
40:52Bye-bye.
40:52Bye-bye.
40:52Bye-bye.
40:52Bye-bye.
40:53Bye-bye.
41:23Bye-bye.
41:24Bye-bye.
41:25Bye-bye.
41:26Bye-bye.
41:26Bye-bye.
41:27Bye-bye.
41:27Now, that is the way to do it.
41:29Bye-bye.
41:31Bye-bye.
41:32Bye-bye.
41:33Bye-bye.
41:34Bye-bye.
41:35Bye-bye.
41:36I tell you, John, I will never grow up.
41:39Where that is concerned, I will always get a laugh.
41:42And it was wonderful, the response here.
41:44Thank you very much.
41:44I'll tell you that.
41:45I'll tell you that.
41:45And do you think Pastor Judy in general is still very much with us today, then?
41:49Well, I find it so.
41:50And I get asked to perform all over the world.
41:52Yeah.
41:53And I can tell you this, that Mr Punch is a very good ambassador for our country.
41:56Yeah.
41:57Yes, he calls us a lot of fun.
41:58I am resident in a restaurant called Smolenski's Balloon.
42:00Oh, yes, fine.
42:01Time to the performance.
42:02You've done the lot, I think.
42:05No, it's opposite the Ritz in Piccadilly.
42:06I do Punch and Judy.
42:07Are you fine?
42:08Yes, here they are.
42:09It's John Stiles.
42:10Close up.
42:11Get off.
42:12Get off.
42:13For goodness sake.
42:14John Stiles, come back and do some art.
42:15Lovely.
42:16Lovely, lovely.
42:17Well, now then, we can't possibly ask you to get in there and do all that, because believe
42:23me, it is far too difficult.
42:25We never ask that.
42:26So, you don't have to handle Punch and Judy.
42:29You're going to be Punch and Judy.
42:34Aren't you glad you came?
42:35Aren't you glad you came?
42:36Well, now we're going to have the vital toss up.
42:38So, now, heads or tails?
42:40Heads or tails, Tracy?
42:41Heads.
42:42Tails it is.
42:43Look.
42:44It is tails, isn't it?
42:45Okay.
42:46So, you've lost the toss.
42:47Do you want to go first or second, Barbara?
42:49Second.
42:50You want to think about it?
42:51Okay.
42:52So, if you two will go around the back there and get yourselves changed,
42:54and put these two into a potting shed.
42:56Okay?
42:57Anywhere you like, but fine.
42:59Okay.
43:00Now, very soon, we'll be ready for Punch and Judy, take two.
43:08Now, are you ready?
43:09When I say, one, two, three, say, wake up, Mr. Punch.
43:12Okay?
43:13One, two, three.
43:14Wake up, Mr. Punch.
43:17Da-de-de-de, da-de-de-de.
43:25OK, now, get your legs over.
43:29C-D-+.
43:31You go there, do whatever you say.
43:33D-D-D-D-D-D-D.
43:35Lovely, now, okay, now get your legs over.
43:43Now, put your legs up.
43:44Put your legs up. Now do the dance.
43:46I do like to be beside the sea side.
43:50I do like to be beside the sea side.
43:54Good, good, lovely.
43:55Right, now say hello, everybody.
43:57Hello, everybody! Hello, Mr Marsh!
44:00That's the right, isn't it? Judy, Judy!
44:03Hello, hello, hello!
44:06Come up here! Come up there!
44:09I can't come up there! Why?
44:13Because I'm in the middle of dinner! Well, that's how to do this!
44:23Oh, say hello, everybody!
44:26Hello, Judy!
44:28What do you want me for? I was just about to cook your sausages!
44:31Give us a kiss!
44:33Give you a kiss? Everyone would laugh at us, wouldn't you, everyone?
44:37No!
44:38Wait a moment. I must wipe me nose. Here you are.
44:44You won't laugh at me now, will you, everybody?
44:46No!
44:47Now, this is where you do the kissing. Get your legs back there.
44:50You see? Now you go there. You do...
44:52Lum-de-da! Bang your head! Lum-de-da! Turn and kiss!
44:57Do you remember? Yes!
44:58The way they did it. Just the way they did it. Here we go!
45:00Lum-de-da! Bang your head! Lum-de-da! Bang your head!
45:05Lum-de-da! Turn and kiss!
45:07Lum-de-da!
45:08Woo-oo!
45:09Woo-oo!
45:10Woo-oo!
45:11Woo-oo!
45:12Woo-oo!
45:13Woo-oo!
45:14Woo-oo!
45:15Woo-oo!
45:16Remember, it's your daughter!
45:18Don't only hear that!
45:20OK!
45:21Focus in. Do your line. OK. No, no. Go on. No, no.
45:23No, no, dear. I've got a headache.
45:25Oh, dear. You're worst in the milkman.
45:27I'll go and get the baby now. I won't be long.
45:29Bye!
45:30Bye-bye!
45:31Bye-bye!
45:32Good. Lovely, lovely.
45:33Bye-bye!
45:34Oh, I say, Mr. Pudge, look at our lovely baby. Isn't he lovely? His name's Phil.
45:39We call him Phil, because that's what he does to his napping.
45:49If he hurts the baby, would you call me, please? I won't be long.
45:52OK, good. OK, look after the baby.
45:54Bye-bye!
45:55Bye-bye!
45:56Bye-bye!
45:57Bye-bye!
45:58That's it.
45:59OK.
46:00Here's the baby.
46:01Here.
46:02Lay him down. Lay him down over there.
46:03And then...
46:04That's it.
46:05Give him the dummy. Give him the dummy. Give him the dummy.
46:07Give him the dummy.
46:08Give him the dummy.
46:15Yeah, it's so good. He's gone through.
46:17Give him back again.
46:18Give him a bang.
46:19I mean, hit him.
46:20Now you're...
46:21Get your stick.
46:23Get your stick.
46:25Get your stick.
46:26Hold it.
46:27Hold it.
46:29That's a gimmick about it, aren't you?
46:31Yes.
46:32Yes.
46:33Yes.
46:35Hold it down.
46:36Hold it down.
46:39I hope you're not playing this at home.
46:42All right, Judy, have your company. Have you come?
46:44Right, quick.
46:46You threw him downstairs, didn't you?
46:48Oh, no, I didn't.
46:50Oh, no, I didn't.
46:52Oh, yes, you did.
46:54Oh, no, I didn't.
46:56Oh, yes, you did.
46:58Oh, no, I didn't.
47:00Oh, yes, you did.
47:02Go on. Go on.
47:04That's it, sir.
47:06Get your saucepan, get your saucepan
47:08and bang out the edge, OK?
47:12That's the way to do it!
47:14Yay!
47:16Lovely!
47:18Beautiful!
47:20Beautiful!
47:22Beautiful!
47:24That's fantastic!
47:26OK, good!
47:28Hey!
47:30Wonderful. Over you go. Oh, sorry.
47:32Over this way, if you will.
47:34Absolutely marvellous.
47:36Oh, lovely.
47:38Here we go. Punch and Judy,
47:40take three.
47:46Are you ready now? When I say one, two, three,
47:48all you shout out is,
47:50wake up, Mr. Punch. Are you ready?
47:52One, two, three.
47:54Wake up, Mr. Punch!
47:56Right!
47:58Hello, Mr. Punch!
48:04What?
48:05I'm going to do a bit more.
48:06Toot-dee-doo!
48:07Doot-da-dodot!
48:08Doot-da-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag!
48:09Good glad you...
48:10For everybody, hello everybody!
48:11Hello!
48:12Hello!
48:13Mr. Punch!
48:14Now go round a little circle.
48:15Sing it again!
48:16Doot-da-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag!
48:19OK, now, now get your leg out, now get your legs over.
48:21solve!
48:23catal Have fun!
48:24OK, now get a hold of your legs there and there.
48:26That's fine.
48:27And then do the...
48:28Oh, I do like to be a big boy.
48:29Oh, I do like to be a big boy.
48:33Go along there and come back and do the...
48:37Oh, I do like to be a big boy.
48:39Oh, I do...
48:42Who's there, who's there?
48:45That's...
48:47Now, go on, that's the way to do it.
48:49That's the way to do it.
48:51Doody!
48:53Hello!
48:55I've got to see the face
49:25up your cab
49:37oh I'll say
49:39hello everybody
49:41hello to me
49:43what do you want me up here for?
49:45I'm just about to cook the sausages
49:49give us a kiss
49:51give you a kiss?
49:53give you a kiss?
49:55would everyone laugh at us?
49:57you would laugh at us wouldn't you?
49:59no!
50:01wait a minute
50:03I'll wipe my nose
50:05here you are
50:11oh you won't laugh at me everyone will you?
50:15no!
50:17now this is how you do the kissing business
50:19remember the way they did it?
50:21don't do it now
50:23bang your head
50:25round and kiss
50:27away you go
50:29one, two
50:31bang your head
50:33bang your head
50:35don't kiss it dear
50:37because you do your line
50:39oh dear I've got a headache
50:41oh dear
50:42you're worse than the milkman
50:43I'll go and get the baby now
50:45I won't be long
50:46bye bye
50:47bye bye
50:53there he is there's the baby
50:55oh I say Mr Punch
50:57look at our baby
50:58isn't he lovely
50:59oh he is
51:00his name's Bruce
51:01it's Bruce
51:02what?
51:03we called him Bruce
51:05because he's got his father's chin
51:07he's in
51:09he's in
51:11hey he's in
51:13pack it
51:19if he hurts the baby
51:21would you call me please?
51:23yes!
51:24I won't be long
51:25bye bye
51:26bye bye
51:27bye bye
51:28bye bye
51:29there we are
51:30oh the baby's crying
51:31quick lane down
51:32lane down
51:33quick lane down
51:34give him his dammy
51:35give him his dammy
51:36here we are
51:41don't suffocate him
51:42get him out
51:43oh look
51:44it's Jeremy Beagle
51:45hit him hit him
51:47there's your chance
51:48go on
51:51go on
51:52Jeremy Beagle
51:53let's hit him
51:54get him out
51:55get him out
51:56get him out
51:57get him out
51:58get him out
51:59get him out
52:00get him out
52:01get him out
52:02get him out
52:03get him out
52:04get him out
52:05get him out
52:06get him out
52:07get him out
52:08go on
52:12go on
52:13you saw him downstairs
52:14didn't you?
52:15oh no I didn't
52:16oh yes you did
52:19oh no I didn't
52:21oh yes you did
52:23oh look
52:24Mr Punchy Crocodile
52:26oh dear
52:27oh dear
52:28after you get your head in there
52:30oh dear
52:31thank you
52:32thank you
52:33Judy
52:34Judy
52:35Judy
52:36come out here
52:37where are you
52:38let's say
52:39do your immortal line
52:40Judy gets
52:41crocodile
52:42no you've got
52:43SHE'S GOT THE CROKODOLE
52:44SHE'S GOT THE CROKODOLE
52:45she's got the crocodile
52:48that's the way to do it
52:49yay
52:51yay
52:52yay
52:53yay
52:54okay
52:55Come here, let's hear it, I love you.
53:01That was marvellous, thank you.
53:03Come on, what about these people?
53:05Oh, I tell you, that was marvellous and come back, you.
53:10Well, I tell you, I think you're all marvellous, I really do, absolutely.
53:16Now, John, will you come back and do some marking for us, please?
53:19I tell you, what a difficult task, because you were all so good.
53:26It was so, so very difficult.
53:29Now, I must say, now, Michael here, I thought he had wonderful characterisation.
53:32Very good. Very good, and he moved like...
53:35Didn't you whack that baby, didn't you?
53:38That's something about the whacking, it's only fun, even in the punch of Judy,
53:41don't take it seriously. No, not fun, like Tom and Jerry.
53:43Exactly. Get that out of the way.
53:44Exactly. And Tracy, I thought that, you know, you could be my Judy any day.
53:49Honestly. Yes.
53:50I thought you had a very, a good sense of comedy.
53:52The way you did that, you blew the nose on the sausages.
53:55That's beautiful. That's always beautiful, yes.
53:57Now, what can I say about here?
53:58Well, now, honestly, Barbara, and you, and you look,
54:02doesn't seem like a perfect Judy in that outfit, she really does.
54:05She looks a bit like Bella Enberg.
54:09Definitely a Bella.
54:10Well, I, I thought that you, you did a lot of movement there.
54:14You got the puppet movements again, it's ever so difficult.
54:16You did improvise, which you should do with a good, and you, you, I mean, you were doing lines I never heard before.
54:21That's right. The whole thing about a good punch and Judy show, there should be this ad-libbing in it.
54:26Yeah. So now, what am I going to do?
54:27It's so difficult, Bruce. I'm going to say, it's a tie.
54:30Exactly the same.
54:31Well, let's give you 20-20. 20-20-20. I, I agree. Do you agree?
54:38All right, John, thank you so much. Good luck with all you do.
54:42Thank you very much.
54:43OK. Thank you so much.
54:44Well, now, it's going to be a tie-breaker, so come in here, just leave a little bit of room for me in the middle.
54:49Now, it's the first one to answer the question correctly. It must be a correct answer.
54:54Then, if it's wrong, I'll give it to the other couple to see if they know it. So, think before you say anything. Here we go.
55:01Which country will host the next summer Olympic Games?
55:05USA.
55:06You're right, my darling. Well done. Well done.
55:09Oh, bad luck, you two. Very, very bad luck.
55:15Because nobody deserves to lose tonight, believe me, my lad.
55:19But we do have, this year, we do have an answering, Generation Game answering machine, but also a pocket television.
55:25So, there are a couple of lovely prizes, OK?
55:26Thank you very much.
55:27And thank you so much for being with us. We'll see you later for a little drinky.
55:31OK, and you two, come on. Round you go, round there.
55:34Get round there, please.
55:36Take the doors away, please.
55:40Oh, take your noses off, for goodness sake.
55:43Take them off, no.
55:45Now listen, good luck for this part of the show.
55:4740 seconds, lots of articles that have passed before your eyes.
55:50Look out for the tricky ones, because they're more valuable than they look.
55:53OK, have a good look, good luck.
55:55You have 40 seconds, starting from now.
55:58On the conveyor belt tonight, we have a microwave oven, a case of champagne,
56:03a stylish ladies knitted jacket, an old 78 record, a pair of watercolours,
56:11a collection of teddy bear china, a beach towel, a punch teapot, a selection of pool pottery,
56:18a fabulous Tiffany table lamp. Look at that.
56:21A personal CD player, a cook set.
56:25A GUNLY GUN!
56:30A mini food processor, a copper plant trough, a necklace and matching earrings,
56:35a tartan cushion and bottle of scotch, a personal pocket organiser,
56:40an electronic keyboard.
56:42Keep thinking, both of you keep thinking all the time.
56:46Round you come, well done.
56:48Now go over there and sit yourself down, sit down here as well.
56:51You're going to get another 40 seconds this time to remember.
56:53Everything you remember, you will take home with your try.
56:55You will have the first 20, you'll hear a funny noise, then you'll have the last 20.
56:59Good luck again for this.
57:01Your 40 seconds starts now.
57:03Cuddly toy, records, beach towels, microwave, champagne,
57:08personal stereo, CD player, food processor, drill, records, keyboards, jackets, pictures, pottery.
57:24Oh yeah.
57:25A bottle of scotch.
57:26A bottle of scotch, good boy.
57:27A bottle of calculator.
57:28Have you ever had breakfast at Tiffany's?
57:30Tiffany's.
57:31Tiffany's.
57:32Tiffany's.
57:33Lampshade.
57:34Yes, lampshade.
57:35Yes, it's good.
57:36These teddy bear things, with the beach towels.
57:38Beach towels.
57:39對不起.
57:40What's my leg?
57:41What's the leg?!
57:42What's the leg?
57:43What's the leg...
57:44What's the leg?
57:45What's the leg?
57:46Yes, didn't they do well?
57:48Ah!
57:49It's a great, it's a great...
57:50It's a great.
57:51Come on.
57:52Here we are, here we are.
57:54All right, here we go...
57:55Oh, my God.
57:56All right, here we go.
57:57All right, that's it.
57:58Lovely.
57:59Well, you did very, very well indeed, and you know, I'm so glad you got the 78 record, because that is the latest mini hi-fi. Look at that. But it is wonderful. It's the very latest thing. You'll love that. And, of course, I'm so glad you got the beach towel. Rosie, what's the beach towel? Okay. A family holiday for four to Mallorca, Olympic Island.
58:21Well, and you have these next two. On behalf of Rosie and myself and everybody, and I do mean everybody, good night, God bless you, see you next week. Be there. Bye-bye.
58:32Bye-bye.
58:51And I want to play the game with you.
59:07Bye-bye.
59:10Bye-bye.
59:12Bye-bye.
59:14Bye-bye.
59:16Bye-bye.
59:18Bye-bye.