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00:00We were talking earlier about the three women behind home plate at the World Series, flashing their babies.
00:08By the way, did that make it on national television?
00:11It did, yes.
00:12I don't care about the World Series right now.
00:15There was no mistaking it, and I find myself watching behind home plate a lot.
00:19I always do too.
00:20I get distracted by it, and then you saw this coming, and it was one of those things where the instant reaction was,
00:26Wait, did I just see what I think I just saw?
00:28Are the mooning and the pressed ham as big anymore?
00:31Yeah, I mooned somebody last week.
00:35You did last week?
00:36Yeah.
00:37I was going to pressed ham, but I didn't want to leave.
00:40It was down the hall at the other studio.
00:42I didn't see...
00:43Wait, wait.
00:44Our own coworkers?
00:45Yeah.
00:46I didn't see bare ass yesterday, but I did see a man spread his butt cheeks on the streets of Philadelphia.
00:53Why?
00:54So we were at Steven Singer Jewelers, and we were walking over there, and somebody had pulled over to the...
01:01It was right at 8 in the morning.
01:03Insanely busy there, okay?
01:05So this person had parked his car in a non-parking spot too close to the corner.
01:12A city bus is making the turn.
01:14The car is parked where it shouldn't be, so the bus can't make the turn.
01:17The car is in the way.
01:18So the bus driver starts leaning on the horn.
01:20Well, the guy who had parked the car happened to be standing right there, and he didn't like that.
01:24And he starts flipping off the bus driver.
01:26Meanwhile, everybody else is honking their horn going, dude, move your car, move your car.
01:31And the guy bends over, spreads his butt cheeks.
01:35I took video after it.
01:37Did he drop trow?
01:38No, he didn't.
01:39He didn't, but he wanted to.
01:40He was pointing to his ass and spreading his butt cheeks.
01:43Was he like, excuse me, may I ask you a few questions?
01:46No, but he was spreading his butt cheeks and pointing to it.
01:50So it wasn't a full-on moon, and it wasn't pressed ham, but it was still very entertaining.
01:55Yeah.
01:56So this chick is winning.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Oh, yeah.
02:00Everybody's talking about her.
02:01Are you kidding me?
02:02Totally.
02:03God gave her a DNA structure that ended up working out nicely.
02:08But this strategy has worked.
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yeah.
02:11So the thing is, what do you do next?
02:14How do you top that?
02:16I think you try to become a Supreme Court judge.
02:18Maybe you do that.
02:19All right, guys.
02:20When's the next game?
02:21Is it tonight?
02:22Yep.
02:23All right.
02:24Are you going to do it, Case?
02:25Preston Steve butt plug?
02:27Behind home plate?
02:28What do you think?
02:29Do you think that'll get us some fun?
02:30What do you mean?
02:31If I put a butt plug in, and I moon the camera, and it says Preston and Steve on it.
02:35Jesus.
02:36I didn't know.
02:37I thought this was a charity thing.
02:38I thought it was a charity event.
02:40I thought he was talking about promoting a charity.
02:42All right.
02:43I'll put a can of something up there instead.
02:45It'll be the camp out for hunger.
02:47We say butt plug all the time.
02:49How about inserting a mag light?
02:50Yeah.
02:51I didn't know you were going actual butt plug.
02:54No.
02:55Is it Preston Steve butt?
02:56Yeah, I guess you're...
02:57No, no.
02:58You're putting a full police mag light into his butt.
03:03You know, the game sure has changed, Ralph.
03:06It's for breast cancer.
03:08Yeah.
03:09You've got to get to Houston tonight, Case.
03:11It's not in D.C., so...
03:12Oh.
03:13It's in Houston, maybe.
03:14Well, you see, D.C. would have been doable.
03:16Right.
03:17All right.
03:18How much for a...
03:19D.C. was viable, but Houston seems extraordinarily difficult.
03:23Wait.
03:24What did you say?
03:25How much for a mag light?
03:26No, no, no.
03:27How much...
03:28I may have said that.
03:29How much...
03:30No, no, no.
03:31For behind the home plate seats.
03:32Oh, I'm sorry.
03:33Yes.
03:34Do you carry full-size mag lights like the police use?
03:36It's for my butt.
03:38Do you check that?
03:39Or you buy it when you get to Houston?
03:41You buy it when you get to Houston.
03:42I'm sorry.
03:43What's that?
03:44Oh, it's for breast cancer month.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Wow.
03:47No, I would do it for camp out for hunger.
03:48There you go.
03:49That is the obvious.
03:50Bill abundance.
03:51Wow.
03:52So that was the next time we're up at the award show in Washington.
03:55Right.
03:56They remember, they play little clips of the...
03:58I'm Kelly Ripa.
03:59And everyone was moved to tears when Casey put a mag light in his butt.
04:04Wow.
04:05And said, F hunger in the butt.
04:09Those inspiring words are now etched on marble.
04:12That's a statement trying to be made.
04:21Yeah.
04:22F hunger in the butt.
04:23F hunger in the butt.
04:24F hunger in the butt.
04:25Camp out.
04:28Can't wait to see those signs this year.
04:30Oh my god, no.
04:31No, you can't.
04:32It's okay.
04:34Have your son or daughter.
04:35Yeah.
04:36Camp out for hunger.
04:37Not for hunger.