Ryan's wife stole a snack from Ryan, then threw it out the car window!?!
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00:00this one might actually be uh brought to you by adam facing divorce don't take a chance with your
00:08future call adam today 248-356-adam what's up snacks man this one actually really got me fired
00:17up man no i we stopped at the gas station the other day and i'm like you know what i'm a little
00:24hungry so i grabbed a slim jim you snipped it through a slim jim yeah right got hidey a little
00:29bag of chips okay walk out into the car give her a bag of chips we go driving off as soon as i opened
00:36my slim jim she ripped it out of my hand took a bite and went oh that's disgusting and threw the
00:42meat stick out the window what yeah didn't even give it back to me bro it was disgusting to her
00:50so she threw it out the window do i let this go or how do i change this how do i get her to stop
00:55eating my food well a you don't ever it's never that never changes what's up with the throwing it
01:03out the window thing i don't know that what the hell is that all i don't know but that bugged me
01:07because i didn't even get a bite of it so she didn't ask for it to snap it through a slim jim
01:12no okay no she just ripped it out of my hand and goes oh i don't like this flavor and tossed it what
01:20the hell meanwhile she's got a bag of fritos in her hands you're going high guy yeah because they
01:25focused annoyed me yeah don't watch the octaves um 248-398-9279-248-398-WCSX should ryan just let
01:35this go it's just part of marriage we play the great popcorn game at the movie theater not the
01:41peewee herman one um wait kathy and i she'll tell me like i said do you want some popcorn no i don't
01:47want any popcorn we sit down to watch maverick 10 minutes later she's eating your popcorn right
01:53i'm like i thought you didn't want any popcorn here's a couple i didn't want enough for you to
01:58buy another one that's the biggest i didn't want we didn't need to spend money on another one
02:03yeah we did because i want this one you get your own i okay beyond the throwing it out the window
02:10which i still don't understand you're gonna she's gonna be wheezing on your food your entire
02:15married life it's just a thing i can't stand it oh let me try a little of that oh my gosh here yeah
02:23248-398-9279 is our house phone should ryan let this go or is this is this the hill is this the hill
02:31have we found the hill man i think we jim goes that's awesome heidi's the boss 248 said ryan she's
02:38concerned about your health she doesn't want you eating that stuff yeah everybody she's just
02:44protecting your health it was a little slim jim take it easy everybody i'm doing all right gets used
02:50to it get used to it happened to me last time it was a pizza slice she threw it she threw out on me
02:55and it was my pizza so she just sat tyler she just decided you didn't need that pizza that's what i
03:01don't get what goes through your head to just toss it out the window though to just get rid of it
03:06so there's no no correcting this there's no way to get her to quit eating my food i don't think so
03:13ryan this is a test only a test well what kind of test i don't know 248-398-9279 our guys are
03:23paul's the sharing isn't a big deal but tossing out the window is mean i would have tossed her chips out
03:27the window oh you go there you go you go down that road of escalation alley buddy
03:34yeah so if you're just joining us ryan and hottie stop at a gas station you said to her you want
03:42anything she goes bag of chips yeah you go inside grab her bag of chips you grab a slim jim
03:46you want to slip it through slim jim yeah you take a she grabs it from you before you even took a bite
03:52takes a bite and does what and then goes oh i don't like this flavor and toss the meat stick out the
03:59window wow is this the hill that ryan dies on and then god forbid i try to grab a fritos from her
04:08she almost took my hand off so she did not reciprocate no she was sharing any of her chips
04:14okay
04:15248-398-9279 everybody's in a test there we go somebody on my on my side sorry heidi but that's
04:25just downright rude on your side ryan don't let that go so what's your gut telling you man
04:32well one is i'm not i'm gonna protect my slim jims at all costs now
04:38i'm gonna eat it before i get back in the car oh yeah okay that's one but are you gonna i mean
04:48you're gonna call her on this one yeah i already did i stopped the car i didn't know that i stopped
04:55the car well i was like what the hell was that you went full dad on her yeah i was like what are you
04:58doing he goes i don't like that kind i'm like yeah but it wasn't even yours what was her what
05:03she's saying oh that doesn't matter you don't need it anyways there it is okay you didn't tell
05:08me this before so this is she played that you didn't need it brought all this back i was so mad
05:12about her just doing the initial act so this is maybe her being upset that i was eating that right
05:18well what else do you want me to get i needed a little snack okay it's not like she's eating salad
05:23over there don't drag her into that don't do it little chip lady my marie texted in my sister-in-law
05:31bought a snickers ice cream bar she handed it to my brother to try it then he took a bite and threw
05:35it out the window she complained she waves to lose wants to lose weight so he helped her
05:39you can't do that no ryan you should have called the cops on her and arrested her for littering yeah
05:46yeah jenny jenny hello hello what do you think i think it might be hormones because throwing stuff
05:57out the window that's just not explainable so i only got hormones to offer okay but i was just
06:04listening to this last segment and ryan wins on this one with me whoa we don't ryan's absolutely
06:12correct on this wow i don't know what to do i'm frozen he's completely paralyzed what am i what
06:18am i supposed to do with this one man a woman is actually agreeing with me i know what do you do
06:23well jenny jenny it's good talking to you but you're gonna lose on the sharing thing for the rest
06:28of your marriage i mean you're gonna share your food everybody else is right on that one yeah right
06:32no you're right but the throwing out the window thing was yeah step too far just too far you don't
06:36throw you snap it to a slim jim you don't throw it out the window by jenny and how long do i let this
06:41okay what here we go she brought up the hormones thing uh-huh how long do i let this post-pregnancy
06:50hormone thing excuse don't say excuse you were doing fine i mean it's been three months now let me
06:57ask you a question you the first call the first call of the day agrees with you you have the high
07:04ground but you being a dumbass decides you're gonna bring that up i'm just saying man don't say it
07:10you have the high ground did you not watch star wars you have the high ground
07:17hi cory good morning how are you we're wonderful so what do you think this young man should do about
07:23this well he kind of passed the vote up when uh he let this go on during their engagement
07:30but you definitely have to say something about throwing it out the window
07:33you had a right to have your own slim jim yeah you have every right to snap into a slim jim yeah
07:39he does so she's looking out for him she said you didn't need to eat that anyway
07:44uh it was his choice to eat it and it was just a slim jim it's not like he had a whole
07:50taco bar himself right yeah just a little snack on the road i did notice hey cory real quick
07:56so we have our cameras on he took the thing of pringles and slid it out of the camera
08:00have a great morning i'm not an idiot we appreciate you listening thanks bye all right bye
08:09i'm guessing these are uh texts are in uh response to my hormones question yeah colleen said till finn is
08:1818 586 said for the rest of your life right yeah thanks we were doing so well 248-398-9279 is our
08:28house phone they stop at a gas station ryan gets a slim jim ask heidi what do you want she gets a bag
08:34of fritos right yeah we piece that together before you can even get a bite of the slim jim what does
08:39she do ripped it out of my hand took a bite and said oh i don't like it toss it out the window
08:43does ryan let this go or is this just part of marriage
08:46i can't imagine not wanting to snap it to a slim jim and going oh yeah oh yeah