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00:00We'll put it this way, Brian. TJ's in.
00:04Oh, I like the calendar.
00:10TJ out?
00:11I think it was best to use the TJ out calendar.
00:13This is the TJ out calendar.
00:15And then he filled in the rest of it.
00:16This is like...
00:17TJ out, April.
00:18TJ out, TJ out, TJ out.
00:20TJ out half day.
00:21Looks like he's in all of July.
00:23TJ double out in September.
00:25What the fuck has TJ got going on?
00:27Belmont State doesn't belong on the calendar.
00:29Are you shooting on the calendar?
00:30Belmont Steaks does not need to be on the calendar.
00:31This is great.
00:32I'm turning the calendar down.
00:34This is to help you guys.
00:37Might have been an overreaction to me asking why Belmont Steaks was on the calendar, but...
00:43All right.
00:44TJ's in today.
00:46We're on the calendar, Mark.
00:48No calendar, then.
00:49No calendar.
00:53Trapping you.
00:54What were you doing?
00:55You were talking about...
00:56Columbia, man.
00:57I thought you had a cold.
00:58I did have...
00:59I had Columbia COVID.
01:00You ever hear of it?
01:01It's harder at Columbia.
01:02I caught it on...
01:03I caught it on the airplane there.
01:04It does better numbers than anything else.
01:05Then I just had COVID for like...
01:07Even if it's getting...
01:08Four to eights.
01:09But I researched Columbia and COVID.
01:11They had to...
01:12They had some of the most cases out there.
01:13What if I ever go back?
01:14I'll never do that.
01:15This is my sixth time recording.
01:16I caught it six times.
01:17Seriously.
01:18Brandon, back to your collection.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Because I'm curious with it.
01:22You got your Sports Illustrated.
01:23What's next?
01:24What are you searching for?
01:25Man.
01:26What have you placed a feeler for with your Manteque store?
01:28I think I might want the Michael Jordan FLIR card.
01:31Ooh.
01:32What's that cost?
01:33I don't know.
01:3410 grand maybe?
01:35Oh, it's 30,000.
01:36Do you care about the grade?
01:38Is there like a one and a half?
01:40If you don't care about the grade...
01:41I was so far off on the price, it doesn't even matter.
01:43LA Beast unboxed one on a...
01:45Or like bought a pack.
01:46You could buy packs and try and get it yourself.
01:47LA Beast.
01:48That's cool.
01:49I love LA Beast.
01:50Is that a man?
01:51If you buy a pack and you end up getting it, that's fucking awesome.
01:53Yeah, but the pack is going to be $5,000 a piece and if you don't get it, you're just
01:57fucked.
01:58Yeah, but that's the gamble.
01:59Then what do you do with it?
02:00I want to buy a pack.
02:01Just have it.
02:02TJ, can you buy me a pack?
02:03How can I find a way to buy a pack?
02:05Do I open it with gloves?
02:07You can?
02:08Brandon already asked.
02:09Can you trim your nails?
02:10That's only worth that?
02:12What is raw?
02:13What does raw mean?
02:14So like, what like that?
02:15If you get it graded, that's when it adds like...
02:17If it's a 10 as a grading, it's a quarter of a million dollars.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Yeah, if I get one, I'm going to literally just keep going.
02:25That's your plug.
02:26Yeah, until I have all the Jordans or I have no money.
02:29That's my plan.
02:33You're so disgusted that you shouldn't be doing this.
02:36You're just disgusted with yourself.
02:38I'm gonna have to go.
02:39I'm gonna have to go and see you all.
02:40I'm gonna have to go.
02:41It's just a little bit.
02:42And then I have to go.
02:43What?
02:44What?
02:45Oh my God.
02:46Wait, what is it?
02:47Slow.
02:48Ohhhh!
02:49Fuck!
02:50No!
02:51He's shitting me!
02:53Put it in his sleeve!
02:54Put it in his sleeve!
02:55Come grab it!
02:56Put it in his sleeve!
02:57Put it in his sleeve!
02:58Put it in his sleeve!
02:59Put it in his sleeve!
03:00Put it in his sleeve!
03:01Down!
03:02Give me a sleeve!
03:03Give me a sleeve!
03:04Holy shit
03:06No fucking way
03:09Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. How are you?
03:18Is that the real one? Yeah, that's it
03:27God damn
03:29Holy shit. That's insane. I did it. I did it
03:35I did it. That's the most- Wait, wait. Bring it. Bring it. Bring it. Bring it. Did you shuffle? No, I'm not gonna shuffle. Shuffle it. Shuffle it. Shuffle it. No, stop. They're my cards. They're my cards. Give me. I'm shuffling. I'm shuffling. There's a good card in the back. There's a good card in the back. There's a good card in the back. How do you know that?
03:51100% success, Rude. Shuffling has worked every single time. That's crazy, dude.
03:59Four packs and you pulled the card. In comparison to what I've seen, this is, I put a seven on it right away.
04:10Holy shit.
04:1211 to 22,000. That's 15, 16 grand on average. That's legit.
04:19That's fucking crazy, dude.
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04:56Buckets. Nothing but makes, baby.
05:01I won a Barstool After Dark challenge, Lucas, and I bet on it. And since I won, Lucas owes us a roles reversed stream. We're doing it on his birthday.
05:09Basically, anyone and everyone who wants to plan the stream for Lucas and him getting tortured is welcome to an open meeting on Thursday.
05:17I do hate Lucas. He specifically, every time I go on that show, tries to make me have the worst possible time.
05:23I think I'm on the same boat as everybody else here. He's just, he's Ofer in life on being likable.
05:29I like Lucas. I think he's the worst guy we've got.
05:32If you hate Lucas, you go to the meeting, so it sounds mandatory to me. You know, I'm going to be there.
05:37I mean, as much as we can do to, ready? To absolutely make his life as much of a hell that he's made mine.
05:49Yeah, and maybe he should be out here building some fucking muscles on his spaghetti arms and his spaghetti legs.
05:56I'm neutral because, like, I never know what he's going to do. I don't want to piss him off.
06:00Uh, so I'm staying neutral. Uh, and I think anybody that's going in there is putting an X on their, on their back.
06:06He's a pain in my fucking ass is what he is.
06:08Uh, I will not be attending I Like Lucas on the record.
06:11I actually want to talk to him one-on-one and get his whole life story.
06:15I want to know everything about him so I can know how to most deeply hurt him, if that makes sense.
06:20With love.
06:21I saw the Lucas poster.
06:22The George Lucas poster?
06:24I don't think I hate the guy enough to, like, pencil him in my schedule, show up at like a hate meet.
06:29Yeah, what is this? I actually might be more on his side now than ever.
06:34Nah, he's in over his head. He eats pudding with a straw.
06:38Lucas notoriously has never gotten a third date.
06:42We will put Lucas on a second date.
06:45But really, the date will have an earpiece in and we'll be going, like, impractical Joker style with her.
06:52And so we'll be feeding her questions to make the date even harder for Lucas.
06:57I kind of like Lucas. I'm kind of a Lucas guy.
07:00Real quick question. Which one is Lucas?
07:03Lucas. Is he a New York guy?
07:05The flower guy. The guy who likes putting flowers on his...
07:06Oh, and Tiki guy. The fucked up flower guy.
07:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:10No, that's a good kid. That's a good kid.
07:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:11What are y'all doing? Is he leaving?
07:13Good luck with whatever's next, Lucas.
07:15Wish we got to know each other a little bit better.
07:18If you need a letter of recommendation or something,
07:20Branner will probably help you out there.
07:22But yeah, good luck.
07:23Alrighty, thanks for coming.
07:25Appreciate all you guys giving us your time here.
07:27It's obviously fun to be in the same room with a bunch of people who share common interests.
07:31Today, that interest being how much they hate Lucas.
07:34My name is Dave.
07:35One thing I hate about Lucas is how much he yells at me whenever I walk in front of the camera.
07:39He goes, like, fucking nuts.
07:40I was going to say that, too.
07:42Whiny fucking attitude all the time.
07:44His tight pants.
07:45Mm-hmm.
07:46Smell like Sherry.
07:47His face, I sit right across from him, so I have to look at it a lot.
07:50I think his hair is stupid, too.
07:51Oh, awful.
07:52That's a good one.
07:53I don't like how short his shorts are when we play pick-up basketball on Friday.
07:57Are we allowed to sing, too?
07:58Yeah, you can.
07:59As many as you want.
07:59Yeah, we can go.
08:01His voice.
08:02His general demeanor is just off-putting.
08:07Okay.
08:07Well, now that we all have that out of the way, if anyone has an idea for the stream, remember,
08:13it is his birthday.
08:14It could also be a throwback to things that he made Jerry do.
08:17So, does anyone have any ideas they want to pitch?
08:20Hank.
08:20How old is he turning?
08:2224.
08:2224.
08:23I think it should be a 24-hour stream with something different every hour.
08:27That's a great answer.
08:29That's a great idea.
08:31Good answer.
08:32Good answer.
08:33Good answer.
08:33That's a good answer.
08:34Yeah, we should have Dave firing.
08:36Yes.
08:36Oh, very good.
08:38All right, thank you guys so much.
08:39I appreciate that.
08:42There's only been a few times where I've seen an entire group of people rally around something
08:48in my life, and that was one of them.
08:49That was really powerful to see how many people hate movies.
08:52I assume there was probably three people there, and they gave bad ideas.
08:57Because no one here actually hates me.
09:00They just pretend to hate me.
09:01No one dislikes me that much here to help plan a stream just to torture me.
09:06It's just not awesome.
09:09Looks good.
09:10Thanks for being here.
09:11Hello, Falo.
09:12How you doing?
09:13Good.
09:13How you doing?
09:14I haven't seen you since Team Moon.
09:16No, we didn't.
09:16It was crazy, wasn't it?
09:17It got me out of here.
09:18More than crazy.
09:18It got me out of here, man.
09:19I was crazy.
09:20How are you?
09:21Where the basketball at?
09:23Man-o.
09:24Gil-o.
09:25Gil-o.
09:25I'm never Kendall Gil.
09:27No.
09:28What I do, man.
09:32Get ready, baby.
09:34Put your shoulder to them, man.
09:35Who's with the KFC?
09:37Hold on, man.
09:38Can you do me a favor?
09:39Can you grab my gift for KFC people?
09:42Here you go, man.
09:43Send you all.
09:44Get out of me.
09:46Send you all.
09:47So crazy about them low.
09:49Yeah?
09:52Hey.
09:53It's a look.
09:53It's a vibe.
09:54Warm up or what?
09:56I don't need no warm up, man.
09:57I don't need no warm up, man.
09:59You know this shit?
10:00Like this.
10:02Yeah, but I can shoot.
10:05Yo, what can I do?
10:07What the fuck can I do?
10:09Say it again.
10:10Hold on.
10:10Chauncey Gillips.
10:12Chauncey Gillis Alexander.
10:15Hold on.
10:17Gilbert Arenas.
10:19Hold on.
10:20Manu Gilnobley.
10:23Hold on.
10:24Sam Gilsell.
10:27How many of these you got?
10:28I got a bunch of them.
10:30But when I really got a play, you know who I turn into?
10:34Mike Gil Jordan.
10:36Yeah.
10:38Nice.
10:39I'm excited as I, you know, from one dunker to the next.
10:48I think we got some good contestants.
10:51Lower rim.
10:52It's going to be high-flying action.
10:53Probably the most athleticism that's ever been in this building.
10:56These four people have more athleticism than our entire office combined.
11:05It's honestly sad how easy they make it look.
11:08So, these guys are freaks.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:13I couldn't even do what they're doing on the nine-foot hoop.
11:15It didn't look that good.
11:18Vertical three-ditches.
11:20Oh!
11:23Just doing Big J Journalism, getting to know the contestants a little bit.
11:27So, I don't fully love this.
11:30I didn't cheat the first one.
11:30But I still might.
11:31We'll see.
11:32Stay tuned.
11:32I mean, a few of them look like children.
11:35And they're throwing down like 360 windmills on 10-foot hoops.
11:38And they don't look like athletes, which is the coolest part to me.
11:41They're nasty.
11:42I was concerned one of the guys was going to rip our goal down.
11:45And then they're doing this on nine feet.
11:47So, I can't even imagine what they're going to do.
11:50Welcome to the KFC Dunk It Challenge.
11:54Let's get dunked.
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12:28Oh my god!
12:29Now it's time to reveal the winner of the KFC Dunk It Challenge.
12:33Charlie and CJ, you both did an awesome job today.
12:37The winner is, drum roll please.
12:39Charlie!
12:41I'll give it to you!
12:43Yay!
12:44Yay!
12:45Yay!
12:46Yay!
12:47Yay!
12:48Yay!
12:49Yay!
12:50Yay!
12:51That's sweet!
12:52All right!
12:53One dunk apiece.
12:54I'm going to give away a thousand dollars cash money.
12:56Oh!
12:57You get one dunk.
12:59Yeah!
13:00You get one dunk.
13:01A thousand dollars cash.
13:02You're going to take this.
13:03All right.
13:04Three, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
13:07All right.
13:08Thanks.
13:09No.
13:10You're going to hold it forever.
13:11Right?
13:12The best dunk, they get the thousand dollars.
13:14She got your cash.
13:15Where's she going?
13:16I tried with the cash.
13:17I tried.
13:18I tried my best.
13:19She's going to give you cash.
13:26I just think you want it.
13:27No, I thought of my ACL too.
13:29Oh, damn.
13:30Fuck my back up.
13:31Come back up.
13:32Woo!
13:33Woo!
13:34Woo!
13:35Show me back.
13:36Woo!
13:37Yeah!
13:38Yeah!
13:39Woo!
13:40Hey!
13:41Whoa!
13:42Hey!
13:44Wow.
13:45Oh.
13:46That's the seedbag.
13:47Yeah.
13:48That's a seedbag.
13:49That's a seedbag.
13:50We're on three-up.
13:51That's a seedbag.
13:52We're on three-up.
13:53Shout out to 801. Shout out to 801.
13:55No one's ever said that and sounded tough, by the way.
13:58No one's ever said shout out to 801, but that was hard.
14:02In the first ever million dollars worth of game, thousand dollar KFC Dunk It Challenge,
14:08we have the original loser of the tournament, Mason.
14:14Congratulations, Mason.
14:16Losers win, too. Losers win, too.
14:18This is for me personally. I saved up a lot for this. I'm a good person.
14:21There you have it. So, two winners here today.
14:24We have Charlie, winner of the KFC Dunk It Challenge, Mason.
14:29Great job by everybody here.
14:31You know where to follow Santana online.
14:33You know where to call him in at the gym where he's doing things you shouldn't.
14:36But guys, thank you all for being here. You crushed it. This was awesome.
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