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00:00I don't think Shader or Travis Hunter did anything special.
00:06Going 13-11 in two years as a quarterback, 1-7 versus ranked opponents,
00:11I don't think that gets your number retired.
00:13I just – I don't know.
00:15Is that curmudgeon-y of me?
00:17I don't know.
00:17No, fair take, Nate, dog.
00:19You know, it does get your number retired if your dad's the coach.
00:23He is up for an extension.
00:24He started to maybe – there's whispers of the Cowboys being involved,
00:27and he goes to the negotiating table, puts his number out,
00:30his, like, you know, contract number, and then also says,
00:32and I want my son's number retired.
00:33And then he said, deal.
00:34You got that, Dion.
00:35Shake on it, and boom.
00:36Shador Sanders' number will be retired.
00:41All right.
00:42It's the rundown.
00:43Wednesday, April 26th.
00:45It's me.
00:46We got Bob Fox.
00:47We got the dog.
00:47The dog is off the chain.
00:49Did I say 26?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Wow.
00:52You know, I think it's the first time I've ever got a date wrong on this show.
00:56Tradition.
00:57That's just barstool brain.
00:58That's rundown brain work.
01:00Team Zini.
01:01Rubbing off on it.
01:03I have a match coming up soon.
01:04That's not good.
01:05You can't say the date that you're looking at in the corner of your screen.
01:08That's a problem.
01:09So you guys might want to fade Team Zini in our next matchup.
01:13One thing you don't want to fade is NASCAR.
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01:18And coming up somewhat soon, we have Talladega.
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01:26pack racing thrills, keep drivers, three wide and bumper-to-bumper at 200 miles per hour.
01:31That is a ludicrous speed.
01:33Francis, you guys ever drove?
01:34Do you guys have a number off the top of your head?
01:36I don't think I ever hit 100.
01:37I was going to say, you guys ever hit the triple digits?
01:39Dog, you definitely hit 100.
01:40You're a little bad boy.
01:41Yeah, driving my mom's minivan from Maryland to New Orleans, I went over 100.
01:49It was a – I vividly remember taking a picture with my flip phone.
01:53Not a brag.
01:54I don't feel good about it.
01:56Be serious.
01:57I was 17.
01:59They go twice the amount that Nate was going in his mom's minivan.
02:03That's just to let you know.
02:04And if that wasn't intense enough, playoff implications are on the line, making every lap more intense.
02:08Unpredictable finishes mean anyone could take the checkered flag at Talladega.
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02:19So if Eddie doesn't – Eddie, energy.
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02:30Pat's going to be there as well?
02:32Yep.
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02:38Bro.
02:39Real quick.
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02:41Pat bought a motorcycle, and he's thinking about driving it from New York down to Florida for Talladega.
02:48But all he does on Instagram is send me videos of motorcycle crashes, and then he just goes, me.
02:54And I was like, you have to stop doing this.
02:57Like, it's all –
02:58I like his videos when he drives up to Massachusetts or whatever, and he posts, like, the time lapse.
03:02I think that's cool.
03:03They're very cool.
03:04But then he sends me, like, tragic motorcycle accidents on Instagram, and he just –
03:08Yeah, he's got to stop.
03:09Pat sends me funny videos on Instagram.
03:10He sends me, like, Oasis videos that get put into his algorithm or whatever.
03:14He sends me tragic motorcycle crashes and Tico, Texas updates.
03:17I swear to God, that's all he sends me.
03:19Shout out, Tico.
03:20My buddy's go-to YouTube for a while there was watching deers get hit by trains, and I thought that was the weirdest fucking thing of all time.
03:28Your buddy, Charles Manson?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Like, who is this buddy?
03:32A serial killer?
03:33He's actually a deer hunter, so I guess he does enjoy a dead deer.
03:36That's kind of what he's going for.
03:37But he's a –
03:38Freak.
03:38He's a normal dude other than the deer, gruesome deer death videos that he indulges himself with.
03:46So, Pat, that is some sick, dark, kind of funny stuff.
03:49I think that's a little bad.
03:51I think you get a little glimpse into Pat's brain with that kind of stuff.
03:54He says, I have the publishing – exclusive publishing rights to his tragic death.
03:58I was like, all right, fair enough.
04:00Well, if we're talking dark humor, I guess we can talk about the next untold documentary coming out, Shooting Guards.
04:07Unbelievable name.
04:07Which goes into the locker room gun incidents between – incident between Gilbert Arenas, and I can't say this guy's name now.
04:14I couldn't say it was – Javaris Crittenton, I think it was.
04:17Crittenton, yeah.
04:18Doggy, as our DMV Washington basketball expert, give us your take about this, which I'm stoked for, personally.
04:27Yeah, wild times, right?
04:29Like, Gilbert Arenas, known prankster, but always taking stuff too far.
04:34Or him and Crittenton, who – he's about that life.
04:39Is that how you say it?
04:40Like, you don't fuck with that guy.
04:42He's the real deal.
04:45And it was just a ginormous story back in 2009 where a prank went too far.
04:51There was poo in the shoe, if you recall.
04:54Oh, I didn't recall that.
04:56Poo in the shoe prank.
04:57Real poo or fake poo?
04:59Real poo.
05:00Gilbert pooed in his shoe.
05:01That's not much of a prank.
05:03If it's a real poo, at that point, you're over the air.
05:05And if you watch the trailer, it's like he said he was going to, like, kill me or whatever.
05:11And then Gilbert brought in his guns, and he's like, pick a gun.
05:15Whole big thing.
05:17And they were teammates.
05:18Yes.
05:19And –
05:20One put the poop in the shoe.
05:21The other said I'm bringing a gun.
05:23Andre Blatch is involved somehow too.
05:24He might have pooped in Andre Blatch's shoe, not Crittenton's shoe.
05:29Honestly, like, I need a refresher on it.
05:32And I started blogging it yesterday, and I stopped because John Rich started doing it.
05:37And I was like, wait.
05:38I just want to watch this documentary without refreshing my memory on it because the documentary trailer looks so good.
05:45And I'm not a spoiler guy.
05:46I don't watch trailers of movies on Survivor.
05:49I don't watch scenes from the next episode.
05:51I like going in knowing as little as possible.
05:53So I let John Rich take the blog because I was like, I want to go in with my limited memory of it.
06:00That's how I'm going.
06:01And obviously I don't know pretty much anything about the incident, but I do love the Untold series.
06:06It feels like it's basically like 30 for 30 now.
06:09Like, Untold has become the new 30 for 30.
06:11It's a little bit of that, like, Vice Dark Side of the Ring feel too with some of them.
06:15And I like that.
06:16So I'm excited for this.
06:17I watch a lot of the Untold documentaries.
06:20I'll definitely watch this one.
06:21I remember I did a poop prank in my band, but it was fake poop.
06:25It wasn't real poop.
06:26What you do is you get the toilet paper roll, you wet it, you crumple it down.
06:31It looks like it could be poop.
06:32Our guitar player had just gotten a new pedal board.
06:34It was sick.
06:35And we just dropped a poop right on his pedal.
06:37He was so pissed.
06:38But then we were like, ah, toilet paper.
06:40Good old poop pranks.
06:42Fake poop pranks, they don't hit as well, but a lot less.
06:46Like, that could break up a band, a real poop prank, a real thing.
06:49And so I don't think our guy, Bob Fox, is way too respectable for that.
06:52Someone at Barstool.
06:52Oh, so gross, too.
06:54I would never even think about that.
06:56Who at Barstool would be most likely to pull a real poop prank on someone else?
07:00Adam Ferron.
07:01I was going to say Roan.
07:02I was going to say Roan, too.
07:03Yeah, like, I love him.
07:05He's a father.
07:06Respect it to a father of two.
07:08But, yeah, he would pull a poop prank.
07:09He tried to kill Frankie.
07:11He tried to kill him.
07:13You could make that argument.
07:14But Roan now has two professional poop makers at home.
07:19This is a problem for you guys.
07:21He's got a lot of poop in his possession.
07:23Yes.
07:24I, you know me, I go to the city, whatever I have to, and I have to come in, like, three
07:28times in, like, ten days, which is very weird.
07:30I'm hoping he's still in, like, can't sleep, doesn't have time to come to the office because
07:34there is dirty diaper potential through the roof right now.
07:38I, I almost want to FaceTime this person because I can guarantee we have someone on staff who
07:44did a, was on the receiving end or giving end of a poop prank in college.
07:49Do you know who I'm thinking of?
07:51Dana Beers?
07:53Oh, that's not a bad guess.
07:56Kate.
07:57Oh, I could see Kate being on the, I would be surprised if she was on the receiving end
08:02because she's such a prankster that I feel like she wouldn't get got, but I could see
08:05her, like, picking up a dog poop and doing some shit.
08:08Her college stories that she has told are so reckless, and, like, she, rugby house stories
08:13that she tells are so reckless.
08:15She's, she's like, I had to join the Marines to get out of there.
08:20Speaking of, so dog poop, dog poop's a little different than human poop pranks, right?
08:26However, we, we had one pulled, our boy Meek Phil, who put this poop here, right?
08:30Well, I wasn't as much a prank unless you said the dog played the prank on Meek.
08:35Nobody put the poop there.
08:37That's true.
08:37That's true.
08:38I didn't know if, like, if Rowan put the dog there and no one had had to poop and just
08:44let it poop, because that's something my boy Rowan would do.
08:46Rowan is the correct answer, for sure, and all that.
08:48This is my thing with the Untolds.
08:50They're either awesome or they're, like, puff pieces, right?
08:54Everyone was so mad about the Florida Gators one because it didn't go into, like, all the
08:57just chaos that they had with Cam Newton, the Pouncey brothers, Iron Hernandez, you had
09:03Tebow there just being, like, the golden child of it all, Urban Meyer.
09:07So, but the thing is, I feel like, and Nate, you can attest to this too, like, Gilbert Reynos
09:11doesn't give a fuck, so he'll just tell it exactly like it is, right?
09:13Yeah.
09:14And did you watch the trailer?
09:17Like, Javaris Crittenton's like, I'm not here to bullshit.
09:19I'm just going to say the truth.
09:20Like, I don't want to spoil it, but it's, he's in jail right now.
09:24Like, he had a, he was a first round pick.
09:28This thing happens.
09:29He starts pointing guns in the locker room.
09:31He's in jail for murder right now.
09:32So, like, it's a pretty tragic story through and through.
09:37Gilbert doesn't seem like a good guy necessarily.
09:41I think it's going to be a very, I don't know if eye-opening is the correct word, but
09:46like, like, from the trailer, it's like, whoa, I can't believe all that was going on.
09:53Gilbert Reynos was, like, a little before his time, but he wouldn't have been great now
09:58in terms of the stuff he was doing.
09:59But, like, the, you know, Prime Barstool 2015 blogging days, right?
10:04Where it's like, he was a crazy person.
10:06He yelled debauchy.
10:07He had the gun stuff.
10:08He, he, and, uh, he had that prank where he did something to someone's kid.
10:12Nick Young.
10:13He used to, I think he would, like, break into Nick Young's house and, like, trash it.
10:17I, that's.
10:18Nick Young's the gif guy, right?
10:20Yeah.
10:20He's like, I know, I love that gif.
10:22And the shooting turn around.
10:25Oh, and the, he does the three and a misses?
10:27Yeah.
10:28That's him too?
10:30Is that double gif action?
10:31Yeah.
10:31Oh, no.
10:32He's an elite gif guy.
10:33He is one of the greatest of all time.
10:34He's still in the league or no?
10:37Swaggy P?
10:37No.
10:39Damn.
10:40Another Washington wizard.
10:41We knew how to pick him.
10:42I'll tell you that.
10:43Yeah.
10:44It's incredible here.
10:45I'm so, I'm seeing Nick Young once had a naked girl show up at, uh, Gilbert Reeves went
10:48at a naked girl show up at Nick Young's house.
10:50I'm guessing with his kids there, there's a lot of just crazy stories between the two.
10:54So I'm, I'm honestly, boys, I canceled Netflix.
10:57Uh, this was the first time I think I'd watched everything I have to watch.
10:59I'm like, I don't know when we'll get it back.
11:01I'm coming back for the untold.
11:02I'm coming.
11:03I'll tell you right now.
11:04So that'll bring me back in, um, moving on to other athletes who are going viral in
11:09the 2025 era.
11:10Shador Sanders and Travis Hunter will both have their numbers retired at Colorado, uh,
11:16fresh off a 13 and 12 career record.
11:18And Shador finishing eighth in the Heisman.
11:21So obviously Shador is the big story here because Travis Hunter, Heisman winner, absolute
11:25stud, probably the number two picket of the draft.
11:27That makes sense.
11:28Shador getting his Jersey retired.
11:30Nate Dogg, what you got on this?
11:32It's pretty silly, right?
11:34Like I, I can buy the argument.
11:38I guess they changed the program or whatever, but like, did they, they didn't win, win anything.
11:47They're both going to the NFL.
11:50I would say Dion definitely changed the program.
11:54I don't think you can argue that, but are, if Colorado on a roster of all five stars and
12:01all Americans, are they going to just start retiring everybody's number after two bad,
12:06I mean, individually great seasons team, you know, so, so bad seasons, uh, it, it doesn't
12:14make a ton of sense.
12:15And then you get everybody going like, why isn't Cordell Stewart's, you know, Jersey retired?
12:19He won two bowl games, uh, played in the NFL forever.
12:22There's a bunch of other, I, I don't know.
12:25Shador never won a bowl game, went one and eight in PAC 12 in his first two years.
12:29Like it's goofy.
12:32It's, I, I would say neither of them should have their number retired.
12:36I understand why they're doing it, I guess.
12:39But I, I think it's pretty lame.
12:42I think this is long overdue.
12:45He should have got his number retired 10 years ago.
12:47No, I listen, I don't really understand.
12:51I understand it, but I think numbers getting retired in college is just a bit silly in
12:56general.
12:57I feel like number being retired should be a longstanding member of the team who, you know,
13:02made a big impact on the team.
13:03Like, are you saying, were they on the team for two years or four years?
13:07Were they on for four years?
13:08Even they were, that's crazy to me.
13:11Like maybe like a Tebow, maybe like some of the greatest college players of all time,
13:17Manziel, you could retire their number, you know, years down the line to do it right after
13:22they're gone and be like, yeah, we had it.
13:24Like Nate said, we had them for two years.
13:26They were both individually good, but the team, like they didn't make an impact on the team
13:30winning a bowl game or anything like that.
13:32Yeah.
13:32I think it's, I think it's just weird.
13:34Like even me, I don't know anything about any of this stuff.
13:37When I saw that go out yesterday, I was like, that's strange.
13:40Like you shouldn't get that reaction from casual.
13:42The question is, so when I think number retired, especially in college, it's like, will people
13:47go to Colorado because Travis Hunter played at Colorado or will they go there because Deion
13:54recruits them?
13:55And I just think it's way more on Deion.
13:57I don't think, maybe it's just the way I view college sports now.
14:02You know, I can be the old man yelling at the clouds, like NIL, et cetera.
14:06People are going to go where they can get the most money.
14:09I don't think Shader or Travis Hunter did anything special going 13 and 11 in two years as a quarterback,
14:19one in seven versus ranked opponents.
14:21I don't think that gets your number retired.
14:23I just, I, I don't know.
14:25Is that, is that curmudgeon-y of me?
14:26I don't know.
14:27No, fair take, Nate, Doug.
14:28You know, it does get your number retired.
14:31If your dad's the coach, he is up for an extension.
14:34He started to maybe there's whispers of the Cowboys being involved and he goes to the negotiating
14:38table, puts his number out, his like, you know, contract number.
14:41Then also says, and I want my son's number retired.
14:42And then they said, deal.
14:44You got that Deion, shake on it.
14:45And boom, Shador Sanders' number will be retired.
14:48By the way, do you guys know what numbers have been retired in Colorado?
14:51I'm going to guess.
14:52No idea.
14:53Rashaan Salaam, number 19, which I mean, I remember Nate Dogg, you're probably old enough
14:57for that one.
14:58Bobby Anderson's number 11.
15:00No clue.
15:00I was shocked.
15:01No cordial, Stuart or Michael Westbrook.
15:03Joe Romig's number 67.
15:06And of course, we all know this one.
15:08Byron Wizard White, number 24.
15:10So at the same point, if you're like, you know, these Gen, it's not even Gen Z anymore.
15:16It's Gen Alpha, I think, is this next group of kids coming up.
15:20Shador Sanders and Travis Hunter ring out to them more than old Wizard White's number 24.
15:25Wizard White.
15:26It's like, hey, listen, like, it's like, do you guys want to win a national championship?
15:29Do you guys, do you guys want to, you know, set these records?
15:33No, it's like, do you guys want to go viral on TikTok and make a shitload of money, even
15:36if you don't make the NFL?
15:37Come to Colorado.
15:39Boom.
15:39Boom.
15:40Who knows Shador Sanders?
15:41Probably if his name was Shador Smith, he's probably like a fourth round pick, but he's
15:45a Colorado guy.
15:47And listen, we roll down.
15:48Hey, Clem, watch what you say.
15:49This is a future.
15:50You were going to say it could be your quarterback, right?
15:52Like, you're talking about your guy.
15:54I want to move from the record.
15:56By the way, if the Giants take him third, everything the Giants have done this offseason
16:00says they are not going to draft Shador Sanders from going after Matt Stafford, going
16:04after Rodgers, the two veterans, blah, blah, blah.
16:07When they draft him third and I'm on live stream, my face just might fall off my face.
16:12Like, I don't even know.
16:13Yeah, video, maybe like Danny Dimes video.
16:16That's one of the best aged videos ever.
16:20Unfortunately for Clem, it is.
16:21He's the second best quarterback of the class.
16:23I mean, everyone was mad they didn't draft Wayne Haskins and RIP.
16:26And if they didn't draft Josh Allen as a defender, they drafted Dexter Lawrence, who's better
16:31than Josh Allen.
16:32So in a weird, fucked up way, it was just a perfectly normal draft.
16:36It's just everyone's shit on Danny Dimes because he's a goofy, tall white guy, which
16:39I can't even argue.
16:41So yeah, we'll see what happens in Colorado.
16:43I feel like if you can get enough clicks, enough views, that's worthy of a number of retirement
16:48in the 21st century, 2020s.
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17:58All right, so if we had to retire, I guess Big Cat's number would be retired here at Barstool.
18:03KFC's number would be retired.
18:05The only way I'm getting mine retired is if I have like an early death, like one of those
18:11No, no.
18:12Don't say that, Nate Dogg.
18:13I think if you go and find the Nate Dogg Spider Monkey mask, which is out there somewhere.
18:19We don't know where it is.
18:20If you find it, I think we could raise that to the rafters on two little things, you know?
18:25It's gone.
18:26I have no idea what happened to it.
18:29It's very sad.
18:30It's a huge part of Barstool lore, which is gone.
18:33Well, it'll be like a hidden treasure show.
18:35Like WWE does that show, Hidden Treasures, where they like go into like an old man's basement
18:39and he's like, I have Macho Man Scepter.
18:42And you're like, what?
18:42How did you get that?
18:43Like someone out there has the Nate Dogg Spider Monkey mask.
18:46Yeah, I think it's the cleaning lady we fired.
18:50Was that Glinda?
18:51No, that was a different cleaning lady.
18:53The Nate Dogg Spider mask is almost like in the rafters, you have all the retired numbers
18:58at Barstool.
18:59And then that's like the graffiti on the wall.
19:01Like it's like, that was the bad boy at Barstool.
19:03Yeah.
19:04Constantly pissed Dave off.
19:05You can piss Dave off almost more than anyone I've ever met.
19:08It's honestly a badge of honor, Nate.
19:10Also, is it cooler to get your number retired or have your number not retired in such an egregious
19:16fashion that the fans are constantly like, it's bullshit that he's not in?
19:20No, and then players will never wear that number on the team out of respect for you.
19:25Yeah, that's fucking cool.
19:26Yeah, that's cool.
19:27Yeah.
19:28One thing that drives me crazy, Bob, you touched on this before, and I forgot to say it during
19:31the Shure stuff.
19:33Every time I see a Florida player wearing 15, my brain short circuits.
19:36I can't believe.
19:38And I think Anthony Richardson had it.
19:39And obviously, he was like a talented guy and went like high in the draft.
19:43But anytime anyone else is wearing it, I'm like, why the fuck?
19:45I think a kicker had it at one point.
19:47I'm like, what are we doing here?
19:48Like, if there was one, if you said name one player, college football player from like
19:52this century, who should have their jersey card, I feel like Tebow's the guy.
19:55It's T number one.
19:56Yeah.
19:56And he doesn't have it done.
19:58And I think Florida does have some numbers retired.
19:59So it's not like they don't do it at all.
20:01Just very weird stuff.
20:03And the funny thing is like the Yankees, they're running out of numbers at this point.
20:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:09What?
20:10We got numbers.
20:10We got numbers, all right?
20:12We'll go with triple digit numbers.
20:13I'm appreciating how great your franchise is because it's like you guys don't really give
20:17away those retired numbers.
20:18You have fucking legends like almost everywhere in my own park.
20:21I always laugh when there's like a player who they hit up the retired number guy and is
20:27like, let me wear your retired number.
20:29It's almost like you're not as good as me.
20:32Like, I don't respect you enough to take another number.
20:35It's like, let's be real.
20:36Come on.
20:36Yeah.
20:37Someone who does have their number retired, I would imagine Jim Palmer in Baltimore,
20:44a Hall of Fame pitcher.
20:45He's the broadcaster now.
20:46He had a story last night during the Orioles game that he's never eaten a single chicken
20:50wing in his entire life.
20:53Now, when I first saw this, I was taken aback and I was like, Jim Palmer.
20:56And then I was like, I feel like chicken wings are, it's obviously a very mainstream food
21:01and it's like a staple at like a lot of sporting events and whatever.
21:06But I feel like if you're just never wanted to have the wing of a chicken, you're probably
21:09like, I'm good with wings of chicken.
21:11So Bob Fox, is that a crazy take to have?
21:14Yeah.
21:15I think it's a little, it's a little crazy.
21:17I mean, chicken wings are like a staple of like America.
21:20So I think that it's a little crazy, but I'm almost positive.
21:23Connor Griffin had the same exact thing.
21:25And he like, I think Connor Griffin had his first chicken wing this year or last year.
21:29And I think he said it had, maybe I'm completely wrong about this.
21:32I think he said when he got like veneers or when he had something done to his teeth where
21:37he was told like, yeah, you don't want to get like chicken stuck in your teeth.
21:39So he would like cut them up or whatever.
21:41I think it could be something like that where it's like, all right, if you get like a cap
21:46or something and the doctor tells you, oh, just stay away from chicken wings.
21:49And just like you put it in the back of your mind forever.
21:51And whenever they're offered, you're like, I'll rather the hot dog or I'll rather the pizza
21:55or something like that.
21:56I think it's crazy, but not like jaw dropping.
22:00What?
22:00Oh, you never had a chicken wing.
22:02Like, I feel like there's scenarios where it could happen.
22:05Pizza would be like the, oh my God, you've never had pizza.
22:07Yes.
22:08Pizza.
22:08I even feel like a burger, like a hot dog.
22:11Like, I feel like those are more egregious than a chicken wing even.
22:14I have two takes on this.
22:16One, I find myself around chicken wings all the time.
22:20Like you just, you always find, they're always on a platter.
22:22No matter, no matter, we go to like a client event wing, you go, like we order food for
22:27the office.
22:27There's wings.
22:28Jim Palmer grew up and he's still around dudes 24 hours a day.
22:34Like he was in a baseball stadium too.
22:36I think he was in like a front office and he's an announcer.
22:39Like he must be surrounded by chicken wings.
22:42I, which brings me to.
22:43What if he gets fingers?
22:44But brings me to point two.
22:46I don't like people who just think it's like their thing to not try something popular.
22:54Gaz, like I've never had a bagel.
22:56Just eat a bagel.
22:57Like it's like being the guy.
22:59Oh, I've never had a sip of coffee in my life.
23:01Like just take a, try it.
23:03Like people who refuse to try things, I disrespect like you just, you should just try things.
23:10Like being, being stubborn for the sake of being stubborn drives me nuts.
23:15There's no reason to not try new things that you might like just so you can be the guy who
23:21goes, I've never done it.
23:22Like that does nothing for me.
23:24That makes me think you're stupid.
23:25What about like heroin?
23:27We're not talking about drugs.
23:29We're talking about chicken wings and bagels and coffee.
23:32All right.
23:33It's just clarifying.
23:34Just, I didn't want any of the kids watching the rundown to take your advice the wrong
23:37way.
23:38But Jim Palmer, Jim Palmer might consider chicken wings to be like heroin and like crack cocaine
23:42because I was reading the blog that he, he doesn't like, he's like treats his body like
23:46a temple kind of thing.
23:47He would eat pancakes, I guess, like the day it starts.
23:50But then other than that, he doesn't touch anything.
23:53He rips the fried chicken skin off of the chicken when he eats it.
23:57And that's obviously the best.
23:58Oh, so that makes way more sense then.
23:59Yeah.
23:59He's a grilled chicken guy.
24:01He doesn't even eat the skin.
24:01So yeah, he's not eating wings because of that.
24:04I didn't realize he was such a health freak.
24:06But one though, you got to try one.
24:08You got to try to see what these things are all about.
24:10Now here's the, here's the thing.
24:11If you were about to give him his first wing, you give him a drumstick or a flat.
24:17Good question, Bob.
24:19I give him a flat because I think drumsticks can be a little inconsistent in the texture.
24:23You could get, you know, a hard piece in there.
24:25I think a flat is always pretty consistent.
24:28Drumsticks, less intimidating for your fruit.
24:30Oh yeah.
24:31Through it is.
24:31Everybody knows how to bite into a drumstick.
24:34Flats are like, well, how do I dip?
24:36What do I do?
24:36You got to do the Glenny balls trick.
24:38You grab them by both ends and you just twist them like this a little bit.
24:41Then you pull one of the bones comes out.
24:43Oh, it's so easy.
24:44Glenny showed it to me and my life has been changed ever since.
24:47The Glenny balls method for everything.
24:49And we need like a book where it's Glenny's method on every single part of life.
24:52I'm with you, dog.
24:54Because if you give him a drumstick.
24:55No, we don't.
24:57Hey, listen, it would not be good advice, but I would like to read it.
25:01That book sounds like the worst idea.
25:04I think if you want Jim Palmer to try two wings, you got to start with a drumstick.
25:12Because see, after that flat, he's like, this is way too much.
25:14This is like brain surgery, right?
25:15Maybe.
25:16And I'm personally a drumstick guy.
25:18I don't know.
25:18Oh, you are?
25:19I'm a big flat guy.
25:21Turn the brain off and just eat.
25:22That's all I want to do with my wings.
25:24I get so socially anxious eating wings in public.
25:29They're messy.
25:30If you're with a group and there's one blue cheese, like a ceramic little thing.
25:37I don't even know what that's called.
25:38That little ceramic thing that they put blue cheese in.
25:40And you don't know how to dip it, especially flats.
25:43They drive me insane.
25:44I never know how to evenly dip the flat.
25:47I always want to just like pick it up and dump it on it just so I'm not the guy trying to maneuver it into it.
25:53But I'm very too anxious to do wings in public at this point.
25:59I almost bought, like, went on Amazon and bought like 100 of those little cups.
26:04Because I think if you eat blue cheese out of the cup, it tastes like 300% better.
26:09It's so much better when you eat it out of the cup.
26:10Instead of when you just put it on the side of your plate at home and just start dipping.
26:13Like, just not the same.
26:16Now, what's crazier?
26:18Jim Palmer never eating a wing or Chris Clemmer eating wings with fork and knives.
26:22Did you see that in the Met Street lesson?
26:24I know.
26:24And he does that.
26:25He doesn't like to get met.
26:26Clemmer's got some underrated weird food habits.
26:28He doesn't like to get messy.
26:29So he'll eat wings and even hot dogs with a fork and knife.
26:33I don't know.
26:33He ate like a – I think it was a chili dog last year or something.
26:36He ate with a fork and knife.
26:36I was like, that's crazy.
26:37And he also wants to see his food.
26:39So the food can't be covered.
26:40He won't eat burritos.
26:42He won't eat egg rolls.
26:43He won't eat – like, anything where the food is entirely encased, he's out.
26:48Yeah.
26:49He cuts – like, he forks and knives everything.
26:52So it became less weird to me when I realized, oh, this guy is just a nut.
26:56Like, he cuts like his Philly cheesesteak.
26:59He can't get his hands messy.
27:00It's a messy hands thing, which Lady Fox is kind of the same way.
27:03But she does the gloves.
27:05She'll do a glove method if it's a messy meal.
27:07In public?
27:09No, not in public.
27:09Only at home.
27:10It would be crazy if we were bringing gloves.
27:12No, no.
27:13I'm jealous of people who are like, this is me, and, like, can just strap on gloves in public.
27:17Well, I always say it's like Dexter.
27:18She's like, do you eat, like, you know, a big sandwich?
27:22I mean, I'm not saying I'm any better.
27:23I just literally said I'm too anxious to eat wings in public.
27:26Like, I think people being weird with food, everybody tries to point and go, ha-ha, Clemmer cuts everything with a fork and knife.
27:34I think we all have our quirks with food.
27:35There's something weird about it.
27:37Clem, what do you have?
27:38I mean, I'm sure I have weird shit.
27:41Like, if something – this isn't a crazy thing, because I feel a lot of people – I will not eat or drink anything when I'm in, like, the subway.
27:49Like, it's like the air has touched it.
27:50Oh, yeah.
27:51Not going – my mouth – I'm going to keep my mouth shut as long as possible while I'm down there.
27:55I have a ton of weird shit.
27:56I just can't think of it off the top of my head.
27:58I know Bob Fox.
27:59Bagel, no cream cheese, no nothing on it.
28:01Just plain.
28:01Yeah, I was going to say, everything is pretty plain for me.
28:04Like, I'll look at a sandwich and be like, all right, all the condiments you have on that, why don't you take them off for me?
28:10Because I don't want any of those.
28:11That's why I like the Eataly sandwich so much.
28:12It's fucking bread and meat, you know?
28:15It's so simple that it's, like, right up my alley.
28:17We go to the belly.
28:19It's just chicken, cheese, and bread.
28:21Correct.
28:23Chicken, cheese, and bread.
28:23That's all you need.
28:24It's delicious.
28:24That's my subway order, my belly order.
28:26It's everywhere.
28:27That's the worst.
28:28I'm kind of like you, Bob, where there's times where I don't want certain things on a sandwich.
28:31And if it has one thing to remove, I'll have, like, oh, no, whatever.
28:35No jalapenos.
28:36But if there's two things, I'm like, I'm just not going to get the sandwich now.
28:38Even though there's ten other things I want on it, I can't do it because I don't want to, say, look like a difficult asshole.
28:44Can I give you a take?
28:44A sandwich take?
28:45Take him off my sandwich.
28:46Hit him, Nate.
28:47Hit him with the sandwich take.
28:48I think cheese often gets lost in sandwiches to the point where you usually don't even need cheese.
28:55Like, provolone cheese on a Subway sub where it's like, well, I put, like, lettuce, tomato, onions, burgers, ranch, whatever.
29:03You can take a bite of that exact sandwich I just said with the onion and ranch and all that and not taste a hint of provolone cheese in it to the point where it's like, just don't even bother putting the cheese on my sandwich at all.
29:16Empty calories, they call that.
29:17Yeah.
29:18Yeah.
29:18But I think a burger needs cheese.
29:21Yeah.
29:22Oh, it definitely does.
29:23It needs something.
29:24And if you don't have cheese, there has to be some other way to make it work.
29:26But even then, what's the point?
29:28Just throw the cheese on there.
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30:27I'm trying to think who's more like.
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30:32I started foreplay.
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30:38When I left my golf, before the Barstool Classic existed, when it was like the Barstool golf outing with Smitty and Avalon,
30:45I played one scramble other than that shitty, no offense, shitty Avalon course.
30:51Only course I've ever been on was Augusta.
30:53I've been to the driving range in the last couple years, Topgolf in the last couple years.
30:59I haven't played a round of golf since probably 2018.
31:03Maybe I'll do Topgolf in Vegas this weekend.
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31:13How about this, boys?
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31:20Hey, all content and Vinny?
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31:27I wonder if we could get a tee time on that one.
31:29You could see the big sphere laughing at your shocks as you drive.
31:33We could go to some really nice courses, though, if we had $162 million worth of Bitcoin moving along.
31:39Whoa!
31:40The Nate Dog blogged this one.
31:42And this is the headline right here.
31:43It says it all.
31:44Being able to view your Bitcoin wallet worth more than $162 million,
31:48but not being able to access it is a level of hell I never wish to visit.
31:54And we have complete with a...
31:56Is that like his little wallet screenshot that he has there, doggy?
32:00Yeah.
32:01He can view it because he knows his key, but he can't access it because he doesn't have his passwords.
32:06Now, is there any way he can prove to anyone out there,
32:11head, Mr. Bitcoin, this is my account, let me in?
32:14Bro, I said in the blog, like, in movies, there's always, like, the men in black,
32:19I have a guy who can get in, but that guy's in Area 51, like, you know, saving the world or whatever.
32:26Like, if I'm that men in black guy, I might hit up him and be like, for a fee, I can get it.
32:33There's probably one guy.
32:36The way Bitcoin works is there should be zero people who should be able to access it.
32:38I want to say there's one guy who can do it, but he's, like, top secret government badass agent guy.
32:45What's the fee that you would accept if someone came to you, you were this guy,
32:48and they were like, listen, I'll do it for you, but 90% of the money is going to me.
32:53Are you, like, sure, I guess, like, I still take a couple million.
32:57Yeah, you're, uh, I, I, I compared it to a Black Mirror episode where it's, like,
33:02they're just forcing you to stare at this.
33:04Yes.
33:05It would consume my life.
33:06It's the bird box meme where they're, like, holding the guy's eyes open, yeah.
33:10It would consume my life if I had 162 million that was mine that I had zero access to.
33:15I wouldn't be able to sleep.
33:16I wouldn't be able to do anything.
33:18It would, it would ruin me.
33:20I can't believe I'm bringing this up twice in, like, the last week.
33:23I don't know if I said on the rundown or whatever podcast.
33:25It's like the Twilight Zone where the guy has all the books and then he sits on his reading glasses
33:29and then he doesn't have his glasses.
33:31Like, just an absolute fucking nightmare that I wouldn't wish on anybody.
33:35However, as someone that was slow to the Bitcoin game when you guys were blogging it, like, a decade ago,
33:42and then watch it goes up and still is too dumb to understand how to even buy Bitcoin,
33:46I kind of liked it.
33:47It's just, like, I can't have it, so at least there's one other person that can't have the riches out there
33:51that I am too dumb to have.
33:53Can we put this on display somewhere?
33:54Can we put it in, like, one of those glass boxes in Grand Central
33:57so we could all go stare at the guy's Bitcoin together?
34:00Yeah.
34:00Oh, that would be great.
34:02It just makes you feel better about yourself sometimes.
34:04Let's call it what it is.
34:05I just want to lay in this Bitcoin, like, heel from Breaking Bad, you know?
34:08No.
34:08I don't wish this on anybody.
34:13Like, it's too sad.
34:16Of course not.
34:17We're making jokes, dog.
34:18I can't even.
34:19It's the rundown.
34:20I know.
34:21But, like, he was so early to it and just.
34:27How about that guy that paid for pizza with it?
34:29You feel bad for him, too?
34:30I mean, that guy paid, like, $2 billion for a pizza at this point.
34:35Oh, my God.
34:37Those are the things I don't know if I can live with myself.
34:40Like, just waking up in the morning.
34:41You think about just, like, little things in your life.
34:43You're like, what if I had done this?
34:45I couldn't even.
34:46Oh, I've said it before.
34:47I have a Bitcoin account out there that I can't access,
34:49and I don't remember what website it was on or whatever.
34:51I tried to purchase Bitcoin a long time ago when I was graduating high school
34:55because apparently you could buy some identification with Bitcoin over the Internet.
35:00I put the Bitcoin in the account.
35:02Could never figure out the rest.
35:03Could never figure out how to get back into the Bitcoin.
35:05It was, like, maybe $100 worth of Bitcoin in 2017, 2016.
35:09However much that would be now.
35:11Probably not that much.
35:11Probably not $126 million.
35:13Never look that number up.
35:14Don't care about it and just flush it from your mind.
35:17There you go.
35:19All right.
35:19So, that's the rundown for today.
35:20We'll see you guys back here at Mondiata with a new crew of three
35:24that will not even dream of holding a candle to us three.
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