S2, Ep 1: In the start of the 2nd series of Grafters, the Purvis brothers are now working on a large building site in Brighton. Trevor inadvertently takes a side job away from his boss. Trevor is fired and Joe quits in a show of support. Joe begins to work out how to get even.
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:30I really have to go.
00:43But it's early.
00:46And you are gorgeous.
00:51No, I really have to go.
00:53Sorry.
00:55Ring him up.
00:56I wish I could.
00:58I wish I could.
01:00I wish I could.
01:04Move it.
01:06Move it.
01:10June.
01:13We could have so much fun.
01:16I can't.
01:23You know I won't do it, but I'm going to be late.
01:27Okay.
01:28Okay.
01:28Okay.
01:28Get the message.
01:30A cup of tea first.
01:32Sorry.
01:44Morning, sir.
01:46And will we be seeing this one again?
01:49Might do.
01:51Why not?
01:52Sounds serious.
01:56I really like the trail.
01:58You always like them.
02:02Until I...
02:04Hey!
02:10Trev!
02:12You need a cup of tea, Trev.
02:14Don't worry, I've got me thermos.
02:18Good lad!
02:20What would I do without you, Trevor?
02:28See you next time?
02:30Take the nixon place.
02:32Good lad, bet you've got me.
02:33I'll show you soon.
02:36Please sit down and take off.
02:38What?
02:39I'll show you.
02:40I'm just gonna make some good things.
02:42Get back to the kitchen.
02:43What?
02:44Wimpy.
02:45I'll show you everything.
02:46I'll show you everything.
02:47I'll show you everything.
02:48I'll show you everything.
02:49I'll show you everything.
02:50Don't show up.
02:51I'll show you.
02:52I'll show you everything.
02:53I'll show you everything ...
02:55Good morning, Trevor.
03:01Oh, hello.
03:03Joe.
03:03And what a lovely one it is.
03:06How's the Conservatory game?
03:08Fine. Thanks for that. I'll do my best.
03:10I'm sure you will.
03:11If you hear of any other jobs...
03:12Can we get on?
03:17We're still having problems with some of these ventilations.
03:19See ya!
03:23Forget it, man. She's over your leave.
03:25What do you reckon?
03:26Oh, no, Joe. Please don't.
03:28Just kidding.
03:29Promise?
03:30Scout's on her.
03:32You were thrown out of the scouts.
03:36That.
03:38Oh, here he is.
03:40Nick Costello.
03:42God's gift.
03:48I think he built half a brain when he minces a boot.
03:51This'll be fine here for five minutes.
03:52I'll look after it for you, Mr Costello.
03:54You're still there.
03:55He's a man.
04:03Good job.
04:03What you doing?
04:04Good.
04:04You doing alright?
04:08Good.
04:09Nice.
04:11Nice.
04:16Nice.
04:16Nice.
04:16Nice.
04:17Nice.
04:17Nice Nice.
04:18Nice.
04:18Nice.
04:19Nice.
04:19Nice.
04:20Nice.
04:20Nice.
04:20Nice.
04:21Nice.
04:21Nice.
04:21Nice.
04:21Nice.
04:22Nice.
04:22Nice.
04:23Biff, you up?
04:32Yeah.
04:33What are you doing tonight?
04:34Working.
04:36All night.
04:37Rachel.
04:44Why?
04:46Thought you might want to go somewhere?
04:48I don't think so.
04:50It's difficult.
04:51I'm sorry.
04:53Hang on.
04:59Joe!
05:03I want you and your brother down here this afternoon.
05:06Just because Dillow's got some new men from the top floors, all right?
05:08Aye, but they're going to clean up the mess of the other lads, mate.
05:12What?
05:13Well, you do the work, and you cock it up, and you do it again.
05:16Nice little learner.
05:18Got a big mouth, Purvis.
05:20Should learn to keep it shut.
05:22What have I said?
05:34We should be working for ourselves again, don't you think?
05:37Oh, shall we?
05:38I'm all right.
05:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:39We need a challenge, Joe.
05:41I've got you.
05:42I don't want to be stuck in that van for the rest of my life.
05:47I can't get help by myself.
05:50Do you want my help?
05:52Well, you need mine.
05:54Someone needs to shake you up.
05:56You've got no ambition.
05:58You're drinking too much.
06:00You won't impress the lasses with a beer belly and no prospect.
06:02I don't want to impress the lasses with a beer belly.
06:05I don't want to impress the lasses with a beer belly.
06:06What do you want, then?
06:11Drinking and clubbing and horizontal jogging.
06:16And shagging, it's called shagging.
06:19It's called having a lache.
06:20Try it one day.
06:21I've got a conservatory to build.
06:23Oh, well, let me see.
06:24That's more appealing than drinking and sex.
06:26Well, someone's got to keep Purvis and Purvis porn.
06:28Purvis and Purvis don't exist.
06:30Well, they might do if you could be bothered to help with.
06:34Trev, I've been helping you all my life.
06:37I want a bit of fun.
06:38I'm earning good money.
06:39I want to spend it.
06:40Pairs, please.
06:41Sixty pence, please.
06:43You're under the fire, then?
06:45How far you go?
06:47Well, I've got to go into my night class after this.
06:50Well, I've got to get back, obviously.
06:52I just want some money for a cup of coffee.
06:56Might be a packet of crisps.
06:57No, I don't!
06:58You win.
07:00Is it half price for him?
07:02No, he's got a mental age of seven.
07:06Eighty pence, then.
07:08You've got to think about the future.
07:11I will do, one day.
07:14With your help, you know, we could be as big as the Costellos.
07:19But they started small, like us.
07:23You can tell that Nick's a hard worker.
07:27He's got a hungry, determined look about him, hasn't he?
07:31Oh, well.
07:33I doubt you'll find him in the pub when there's a job to be done.
07:35A bit of hard graft and we could build on ourselves a reputation.
07:42We'll be up there with the best of them.
07:44What do you think?
07:45I think this is where I get off.
07:47Night.
07:48Evening, Mr. Marriott.
07:58Hi, Terry.
08:00Trevor.
08:01Good day at work.
08:03Good job.
08:03Lovely brickwork.
08:17He's very good with his hands, isn't he?
08:22Does your girlfriend never tell you that, Trevor?
08:24That you're very good with your hands?
08:27I haven't got a girlfriend.
08:28Sorry?
08:29I haven't got a girlfriend.
08:32Haven't you?
08:33Why's that?
08:36Have they sacked you?
08:40Jeff, have they sacked you?
08:42Not yet, but it's coming.
08:44They're coming back, every department.
08:47A year from now, there'll be one art director.
08:49One.
08:51Well, that could be you.
08:53No, I'm jumping before they push me.
08:57Don't you like us?
08:59Don't you like touching them?
09:01Kissing them?
09:02Running your hands across their smooth, velvety thighs?
09:05This is sexual harassment.
09:08Well, what are you going to do?
09:10Tell my mum.
09:13If I take the package on offer, I can have 20 grand.
09:16Set up on my own, free lunch.
09:19Actually, I've been thinking I could work from home.
09:22Well, there's no room here.
09:24Well, there's plenty of room.
09:25If you shift all your stuff upstairs and let me use the conservatory.
09:28I'm not moving my stuff upstairs.
09:30This is mine, not yours.
09:31It's mine.
09:32I'm not going to let you bully me into moving up.
09:34Sorry to bother you, Mr Marriott.
09:38Any chance of some cash today?
09:40I have bought quite a bit of cement.
09:43Uh, excuse me.
09:47Mrs Marriott?
09:48Please, call me Pippa.
09:54Any chance of some cash, Pippa?
09:57Oh, look, I'm really sorry.
09:58I meant to go to the bank today.
10:01Doesn't matter.
10:02I'll manage.
10:06Here's Nick.
10:08For you.
10:10Evening, Mrs M.
10:11I thought I was just up the road looking at a property,
10:14so I thought I'd pop in, you know,
10:16check where we are with the conservatory.
10:19We're still here.
10:20Yeah.
10:22A long time, no see.
10:24Six weeks.
10:25No see, to be precise.
10:27Sorry, what's going on?
10:29This is Trevor Carvis.
10:32No, I know who he is.
10:33He's doing a wonderful job.
10:36But he's doing my job.
10:37Thank you very much.
10:45Well, what could I do?
10:46Oh, heaven forbid, you should back me up for once.
10:48I'm sorry, I just didn't know what.
10:49Just, uh, ignore me.
10:52See you tomorrow.
10:53Bye, Trevor.
10:54Yeah, bye.
10:55And thank you.
10:58Well, what do you think?
11:00What about the conservatory?
11:01I think we should let Trevor finish it.
11:02No, Pippa, what do you think about me working from home?
11:07Oh, hiya.
11:09Didn't hear you come in.
11:10Hi.
11:10We're on the shop tonight.
11:11Can't you see a glass?
11:12Oh, no.
11:13It's your recovery.
11:14Ah, now I did hear you come in last night.
11:18And not just you.
11:19Anyone I know.
11:20You're cleared for landing, Sam.
11:21Runway three.
11:23Hello.
11:25Dad's on the phone.
11:26Can I stay with him next weekend as well?
11:27He says he knows it's not his turn.
11:29There's an open day at the RF base.
11:31And he says I'll love it.
11:32Please.
11:32On one condition.
11:33What's that?
11:34That you give me a big hug.
11:35Yes!
11:37Oh, thank you, Mum.
11:39Do you want to speak to him or just say hello?
11:41Cleared for take-off, Sam.
11:43Woo!
11:45I fancy a Chinese.
11:47What do you fancy?
11:48Well, you were about to tell me who you slept with.
12:14Was I?
12:15Oh, God, was he that bad?
12:19No.
12:20No, he was...
12:21He was lovely.
12:24So, what's the problem?
12:27The problems are...
12:29One, he's not looking for a long-term relationship.
12:33And two, I have to think of Sam.
12:35Yeah, well, it's not as if you do this all the time.
12:38I mean, this is the first one since Richard, isn't it?
12:45Isn't it?
12:48I thought we told each other everything.
12:50No, you tell me everything.
12:52Thanks, everyone.
13:13Funny, this says 10.30.
13:26I've got all.
13:28Drink.
13:29Ah, homework.
13:33Looked at capacitors tonight.
13:36They prevent direct current from entering parts of electrical...
13:40Trevor!
13:41Trevor, do I look like somebody who gives a shite?
13:46No.
14:01Fire?
14:02For what?
14:03Who filled it up with concrete?
14:05Well, me, you told me to.
14:07Yeah, and I also told you to cover it up, didn't I?
14:09Yeah, and I did.
14:11What with?
14:12There was a big metal grill.
14:14I could hardly shift it on me own.
14:16You saw me trying to drag it across.
14:18No, I didn't.
14:19Hey?
14:20There was no grill.
14:21Just a load of wet concrete.
14:22Driver never realised.
14:24None of his fault.
14:26Yours.
14:27That's why you're fired.
14:29What are you lot looking at?
14:30Backward!
14:31Backward, Jack.
14:33Fire?
14:33Yeah, but the guard was lying.
14:36I don't know why, but he was.
14:38Which guard was it?
14:40Ray Ron.
14:41I don't know his name.
14:42The one who sucks up the cost of her.
14:47I know he was pissed off, but that doesn't mean...
14:49Let me decide what's happening.
14:51You can't prove it.
14:52Yes, I can.
14:53And I will if I slam him.
14:54Oh, please, Joe, don't.
14:56It doesn't matter.
14:57I can get other jobs.
14:58No, you can't.
15:05Yes, can I help you?
15:06Yeah.
15:07Look for Nick Costello.
15:08Oh, yes?
15:09Why's that?
15:10It's personal.
15:12I know you, don't I?
15:14Yeah.
15:15From the building site.
15:17Look, where is he?
15:18Where's Costello?
15:19Sorry about me brother.
15:21He's got a bit of a bee in his bonnet.
15:23About my brother?
15:25Oh.
15:25Do you know where he is?
15:26You're not looking for trouble?
15:28Not at all.
15:30Promise.
15:31Well, he's checking out a property.
15:36Here's the address.
15:39Oh, I'm doing a job just round the corner.
15:45Sorry about it.
15:46No, I'm sorry for being cagey.
15:48You know what it's like with brothers.
15:50You've got to look after them, haven't you?
15:51Tell me about it.
15:53Trevor!
15:54I don't know where he'd be without me.
15:56Hang on.
15:59If you can't find Nick,
16:01give us a ring.
16:06Thanks.
16:06I will.
16:08Claire.
16:09And be careful with Nick.
16:10He's a bit tricky.
16:12Trevor.
16:13I'm Trevor.
16:14Hey, no, you're all calm, aren't you?
16:31You've got to do anything stupid.
16:38So, finance wouldn't be a problem.
16:40Oh, that's not my department, I'm happy to say.
16:45Excuse me, will you?
16:46Welcome.
16:47Feel free to look around and ask any questions if you want.
16:50Can I use your toilet?
16:51I'll show you.
16:53Hello, Nick.
16:54Thanks.
16:55We're both.
16:57What do you do?
16:59Sorry.
17:00No, what do you...
17:00What do you...
17:01Well, I'm just looking for somebody.
17:04You?
17:07Dreaming.
17:08I'd love to get my hands on this place.
17:11Look at it.
17:13Just imagine what you could do with it.
17:16Big job.
17:17Cost a bit.
17:17Yeah, it's out of our league.
17:19I'm just a small architect with a big overdraft.
17:23And you?
17:24Well, you're hardly Nick Costello, are you?
17:28Is he here?
17:30He's round the back with his demolition man.
17:32It's the site that Nick's interested in, not the building.
17:36Get it down.
17:37Get it down quick, because I want to start building on this by almost the latest.
17:44Why'd you do it?
17:46Hey.
17:48What's my brother done to you?
17:49He didn't do anything.
17:52Did you?
17:53Your brother took a job from me, so I took one from him.
17:57A pissy little conservatory.
17:59It's quite big, actually.
18:02Look, it's a point of principle, mate.
18:04You don't take something that belongs to me.
18:06If you stayed in Brighton, you'd find that out.
18:07I am staying in Brighton.
18:09It's a very bad idea.
18:12You frightened of the competition.
18:17What competition?
18:32Joe?
18:42What are you doing?
18:44About 60 miles an hour, Trevor.
18:47I quit.
18:49You never.
18:51Well, after they fired you, I couldn't stay there, could I?
18:53So you jacked it in for me?
18:56You and me.
18:59Mainly me.
19:01So I thought maybe Trevor was right?
19:04No, just for once.
19:05What did I say?
19:11That we should be doing something together.
19:14For ourselves.
19:17Such as?
19:18A conversion.
19:20Luxury apartments.
19:22Sell each one for a small fortune.
19:24Use the profits for the next year.
19:26Where is it, this conversion?
19:28Where do you think?
19:30Brighton.
19:30Then why are we back in Newcastle?
19:35We're making preparations.
19:37For what?
19:40Oh, no, not that school.
19:43Why not?
19:46Well, for one thing, we've got no money.
19:50But we've got an uncle.
19:53Who runs a building society.
19:55Bowie, man, it's too big for us.
19:57You said that last time.
19:59And I was right.
19:59Forget it.
20:01You're dreaming.
20:03That's right, Trevor.
20:05I am dreaming.
20:13If I found a rubber, could you squeeze me in?
20:16He's chock-a-blocked till Tuesday.
20:19Ten minutes, Melanie.
20:21It's all I need.
20:22That's never out of you, is it?
20:24It is.
20:25Thank God for that.
20:26I was about to unleash the lawyers.
20:28Go in, lad.
20:29I'll be right with you.
20:30I will, sir.
20:37Your mortgage arrears.
20:40I'm looking at a total of nearly...
20:43£900.
20:47£900.
20:48£900, you're the society.
20:53But it's on standing order.
20:55Your bank cancelled that.
20:58Why?
20:59Insufficient funds.
21:01You've got no money, lad.
21:04No, no, no, no.
21:05I had it all arranged with Simon.
21:07He's renting the flat.
21:08Renting?
21:08Do you have our own written permission?
21:13Oh, come on, Uncle Alan.
21:14No, you come on, Joe.
21:16Your finances are all messed up.
21:17Now sort them out, otherwise we'll take you to court.
21:21And that's company policy, so don't bother to argue.
21:29Is there something else?
21:30Well, I have to say, it's no bad thing.
21:47We can get back to Brighton now and plan what to do.
21:49There's the conservatory to finish.
21:50Oh, Trevor!
21:52I'm not doing your bloody conservatory.
21:54I've told you I'm going to buy that school.
21:56What with?
21:57I'm going to sell the flat.
21:59I'll do your start.
21:59Well, I didn't buy this place just a living.
22:05It's a financial safety net.
22:07It's a solid gold investment.
22:11It's a shithole.
22:22Simon!
22:26Simon.
22:27Simon.
22:32Simon.
22:35Simon!
22:38Oh, you've wet the bed.
22:41Oh, no.
22:43Morning.
22:45What are you doing here?
22:48Hiya.
22:49Hiya.
22:52No parties.
22:54Thought we'd agreed.
22:55I'm sorry.
22:56I'm sorry.
22:56And what about the rent you were supposed to put on my account?
23:00Every month, no problem, you say?
23:02Sorry.
23:04I was about to put this place on the market.
23:07I can't now, can I?
23:10All the carpets need replacing.
23:12I'm sorry.
23:13I haven't finished.
23:14All the curtains are ripped.
23:15The bath's cracked.
23:16What about the state of this place?
23:20It's a shithole.
23:24Now.
23:25I'm sorry.
23:28Stupid little...
23:29Oh, fire.
23:29You can't come home and not see Daniel.
23:36It's not one of my weekends.
23:38Karen won't be happy.
23:39Yeah, she never is a miserable Karen.
23:41What if Andy Wolfe's there?
23:42Bugger him!
23:44Well, not literally, obviously.
23:46Ignore him.
23:48Trev.
23:49You could be playing with your son right now.
23:51Do you want to?
23:52Of course I do.
23:53It's just...
23:58I'm scared.
24:01I can't...
24:03do it anymore.
24:06Of course you can.
24:08Hey, you have to.
24:12Hmm?
24:17Have you got any cash on you?
24:23I've got any cash on you.
24:53Er, just a couple of hundred.
24:54Oh, give me here.
24:56Now, come on!
24:59I want this place spotless by the time I get back.
25:02Hmm?
25:03Where are you going?
25:04See you, woman.
25:05You old dog, who?
25:07Auntie Maureen.
25:23What?
25:26Oh my god.
25:36Come here today!
25:37Come here!
25:41Oh!
25:45Go!
25:46Go!
25:47Go!
25:47Go!
25:48What a lovely surprise, George.
25:55I was really hoping Uncle Alan was going to say that.
25:57What?
25:58Ah, behind with the mortgage.
26:00Tell me about Brighton.
26:03Nothing to tell.
26:05Are you seeing someone at the moment?
26:09There's someone I'd like to see again.
26:12I don't know if she feels the same way.
26:15So that's that.
26:16You give up too easily.
26:20You always have done.
26:23How's your lovely daughter?
26:26I wouldn't know.
26:29You won't go around while you're here.
26:33What's the point?
26:35I'm a lousy dad.
26:37You are not, Jewel.
26:39You just haven't got the stamina.
26:43Anyway, why'd you go and see Alan?
26:46I want to borrow some money.
26:51Then let me guess.
26:52He said no.
26:54I have to clear my debts first.
26:56That won't be a problem.
26:58I've got a key to Alan's safe.
27:00Excuse me, sir.
27:08Can you tell me what you're doing?
27:09Me?
27:11Yeah.
27:14Right there.
27:14It's okay.
27:15It's okay.
27:16I just don't want to be seen.
27:18I bet you don't.
27:19Is there somewhere else we could talk about this?
27:22Aye, there is.
27:23How about down the station?
27:24Come on.
27:24Hey, what's this?
27:29George's staying for supper.
27:31I'm defrosting a leg of pork.
27:33On a Friday?
27:35I'll fetch you a drink.
27:40Thought you'd be away to Brighton by now.
27:43I haven't paid you back your money.
27:44I have now £900.
27:51Counted it.
27:52You don't mind if I do?
27:55And while you're doing that,
27:57let me tell you about a little old school I know.
28:02Hiding behind a bloody tree.
28:04That's not my place.
28:09It should be me pushing Daniel in the swing.
28:13Me helping him up the slide.
28:15Me doing everything.
28:19I'm his dad.
28:20All right, all right.
28:22Just calm down, eh?
28:26Easy for you to say.
28:28I know what you're going through, man.
28:30I've been there.
28:34The property in Brighton has gone through the roof.
28:38We could sell his flat for £150,000.
28:41So I see an overall profit of £200,000...
28:44£250,000, maybe?
28:48Just need the money to buy the school.
28:50Plus materials.
28:52Then we're away.
28:55What do you say?
28:56I don't know what to do.
28:58I can't stand being without Daniel.
29:00But I don't just want to see him for a couple of hours
29:03every now and again.
29:03You've got no choice, Trevor.
29:05None of us have.
29:07If you want the fun of watching your son grow up,
29:10you're going to have to take the misery
29:11of saying goodbye and all.
29:13If I do help you out here,
29:15I want everything in writing.
29:18A decent return for my money
29:20and power of veto on any decision you take
29:24vis-Ã -vis planning and execution.
29:28Family's family.
29:29Business is business.
29:30Sounds like the starter's ready.
29:39We finish the first flight, matter weeks.
29:42When exactly?
29:44I don't know, Harry.
29:46A couple of months, maybe?
29:47What's it say on your schedule?
29:49I don't know.
29:50I haven't done one yet.
29:52You haven't?
29:54What about the budget?
29:56Have you got a breakdown for a layup on materials?
29:59Permits?
29:59I'll do that.
30:00Oh, no, no.
30:00I've got the money.
30:01You won't get the money
30:02till you've got the budget.
30:03Fine, I'll go elsewhere.
30:07Hey, hey, sit down, you daft bugger.
30:10I hope you're hungry, Joe.
30:11So sorry.
30:12Got to go.
30:13Joe, lad.
30:14What'll I do with the pork?
30:17Don't tempt me.
30:18It won't be forever, Mantine, eh?
30:38I'm Tony Brighton's not that far.
30:39Come down and stay.
30:42Have a dirty weekend, eh?
30:45I have to work Saturdays.
30:48We'll have a dirty Sunday, then.
31:09Maybe it's for the best, eh?
31:11I don't see how we could have managed it.
31:14Three of us?
31:15Piece of piss, man.
31:16You haven't even seen the school.
31:19It was massive.
31:22There'll be other buildings.
31:25Smaller buildings.
31:26Morning, Mr. Marriott.
31:37Morning, Terry.
31:38Oh, Trevor.
31:40You've got some help now, have you?
31:42This won't make it more expensive, will it?
31:44No, no.
31:44Quote's a quote.
31:45But don't quote me on that.
31:49Have a nice day.
31:49Don't work too hard.
31:51Don't work too hard.
31:55No.
31:56Babe, this is business.
31:58I want to put a proposition to you.
32:00No, not over the phone.
32:02Busy lips.
32:02Sink ships.
32:03Just one second.
32:03I'm back.
32:15You should have got them thrown balls, man.
32:18The 375?
32:19I don't think so.
32:20Thrawn balls are lager, not both, Simon.
32:24We need some more work.
32:28How do you really think so, Trevor?
32:29So what's the plan?
32:32You've always got one.
32:35I'm going to convert the school in a plan.
32:37Hello?
32:38Do you not remember?
32:40Uncle Alan said no.
32:44There's some times when no, it means yes.
32:47That's true.
32:48I once knew this bed, right?
32:49He's not going to give us any money.
32:52Even if he did, the school's too big for us.
32:55We should stick to Conservatives for now.
32:57We mustn't run before we can walk.
32:59We mustn't bite off more than we can chew.
33:03Exactly.
33:04We mustn't have any ambition, enterprise, dreams, guts, a spunk, eh?
33:11Do you mind?
33:12I'm trying to eat here, yeah?
33:14All right.
33:15All I'm saying is let's be practical.
33:18You're the one missing Purvis and Purvis.
33:20Yeah, and I want to work with you again on jobs we can handle.
33:25Are those prawn crackers?
33:26No, they're just a bit simple.
33:30First facts, Joe.
33:31We're never going to be able to buy that school, let alone convert it.
33:36We don't even know what it would cost.
33:39We can find out.
33:40You can find out.
33:54Bucko and tonic for you.
33:55Cheers.
33:56Thank you, mate.
33:57Cheers.
33:57Cheers.
34:02I didn't think you'd phone.
34:04Why wouldn't they?
34:09Blokes dead, do they?
34:12Some blokes.
34:14Are you different, then?
34:17I like to think so.
34:23I can't just leave.
34:24I'm on a deadline.
34:26Well, you slip away for half an hour.
34:28There's a job I want to show you.
34:29What job?
34:31The school.
34:34I'm going to turn it into flats.
34:37You?
34:38Yeah, me.
34:43I can't work with you.
34:44I'm working here.
34:46You hate it, do you?
34:48It's boring.
34:49You said so yourself.
34:50When?
34:51The pub the other night.
34:53It's boring, it's boring.
34:55I was drunk.
34:56So it's not boring?
35:01It has its moments.
35:03You want a challenge.
35:06It's a big, new, creative challenge.
35:09You sick of loft conversions off the block of toilets?
35:12Hey.
35:13Stop quoting me.
35:15I need you.
35:16You need me for what?
35:44This job?
35:47Nothing else.
35:50Do you want there to be something else?
35:53Let's stick to business.
35:55I'm trying to.
35:56So, you want me.
36:00Is this business?
36:01Yes.
36:02Then yes.
36:04I want you.
36:06Okay, I'm in.
36:07You're right.
36:13And you're not drunk this time?
36:14I'm not.
36:16Do you want to be?
36:17Saw a pub around the corner.
36:18Joe.
36:19If we're going to work together, you...
36:21You have to forget what happened the other night.
36:26I'm not sure I can.
36:27I wish I was back in London.
36:33Have you ever been there?
36:35We did up a house in Black Heath once.
36:38But I was glad when it was over.
36:40Why?
36:40What happened?
36:41What didn't?
36:43It wasn't my fault, mine.
36:45It was Joe who cocked it up.
36:47But you got the blame?
36:48Younger brother, of course I did.
36:50Just like me and Nick.
36:51When you do everything right, he takes the credit.
36:53As soon as something goes wrong...
36:55It's down to you.
36:56Exactly.
36:57Sounds as if Nick and Joe were made for each other.
37:03Do you want another?
37:04Yeah.
37:05Oh, that's another thing I miss about Newcastle.
37:08Prices.
37:10Sorry, I didn't mean that...
37:13It's crude to talk about money, isn't it?
37:18But talking of money...
37:20She hasn't got a clue.
37:22She said her brother never tells her what he's doing until he's done it.
37:26Like you.
37:28He is nothing like me.
37:31And you didn't let on we're going to make a bit ourselves?
37:33Do you think I'm stupid?
37:36No, I was very careful about that.
37:39Aha!
37:40I thought I heard a perv or something too.
37:42Uncle Alan.
37:43Hello, Tommy.
37:44Simon.
37:45Joe.
37:45What you doing here, like?
37:47I've been thinking about the school you want to buy.
37:51Thought you might.
37:52Sure.
37:55I don't know.
37:57Here you go.
37:58I'm...
37:59هو.
38:04I don't know where to cause the school you want to buy.
38:06We got the ground to cook here.
38:07He's not good.
38:12Oh, boy.
38:12Oh, boy.
38:14Oh, boy.
38:14Yeah, you really feel good.
38:15Oh, boy.
38:15Oh, boy.
38:16No, boy.
38:16No, boy.
38:16Oh, boy.
38:16So, boy.
38:17Oh, boy.
38:17Oh, boy.
38:17Oh, boy.
38:18Oh, boy.
38:19Oh, boy.
38:20you still saying no
38:24no
38:26provided you work out some figures I like
38:29and the architect someone I can work with
38:31you got a decent fellow lined up
38:33not exactly
38:35this is Vivian Casey
38:44hello
38:46pleased to meet you Ben
38:47oh god another Geordie
38:49was that a problem
38:51no no no sorry
38:52more the merrier
38:54as the actor says to the
38:55here should we look at the drones
38:57Viv will talk you through them
38:58any questions I'm sure she'll be happy to answer them
39:01and she'll be happy to speak for herself
39:03thank you Ge
39:04right now
39:10what I'm proposing for this building is a series of
39:12I didn't even know you knew Viv that well
39:14we said hello a couple of times
39:16she was surprised I got the ball for this job
39:21I didn't think I could do anything this big
39:23hang on a minute
39:24just give me a straight answer
39:25are you buying this school to make money
39:26or are you buying it to impress Viv
39:29Uncle Alan
39:31and Melanie
39:33well well well well well
39:35you remember my PE do you
39:38how could I forget Melanie
39:40this is Melanie from Uncle Alan's office
39:42this is Trevor from my band
39:45hello
39:47we're attending a financial advisors convention
39:51I know
39:52I need secretarial support
39:54I'm sure you do
39:56shall we go
39:58we've got that document to amend haven't we
40:00aye
40:01that document
40:02if you'll excuse us
40:04see you tomorrow morning
40:06bright and early
40:06dirty sod
40:20number 3-1-1
40:30moving on to lot 35
40:33shall we start this at 60,000 pounds
40:36do I have 60 anywhere
40:38thank you sir
40:39and 65
40:40thank you madam
40:4270
40:4475
40:4680
40:4785
40:5095
40:52I owe him and forget this
40:53I'm begging you
40:54Trevor
40:55100
40:55we're going to buy that school
40:56everything's in place
40:58against you madam at 100
40:59no
40:59sit down
41:00shut up
41:01good here
41:03I have a phone bid for 105
41:05110
41:08115
41:10excuse me
41:11beg your pardon
41:12120
41:12125
41:15against you sir
41:17at 125
41:18do I have 130
41:21do I have 130 anywhere
41:25130,000 pounds
41:29thank you sir
41:30she doesn't think I was bid
41:32135
41:33of course not
41:34you're a massive
41:35face front
41:36145
41:38150
41:40any more
41:42any more
41:43no
41:44are we all done
41:46at 150,000
41:47I'm selling down here
41:51at the front
41:52at 150,000 pounds
41:54thank you sir
41:56300
41:58he's here
42:07I'm not looking
42:09I'm not budging
42:10till this is over
42:11moving on now
42:12to lot 36
42:13the Waverley School
42:15St James' Centre
42:16Brighton
42:17which is quite good looking though
42:21for a rate
42:21who you are ma'am
42:22she's a bit old for me though
42:25you like younger women do
42:27well they're like me press
42:29no it's better
42:30hey after fighting them off back home you know
42:33oh what is that do you think
42:36oh nice we said it the same question
42:38is it been resemblance to Tom Crows maybe
42:41or my aftershave has just got £17 a bottle mind you
42:44or maybe it's just a mixture of my boyish good looks and my old fashion
42:48each
42:49er could be you just live in a fantasy world
42:52oh you don't believe me
42:54you don't look anything like Tom Crows
42:57no you're more of a Leonardo DiCaprio
43:02you're the footballer
43:04the film star
43:06I thought you fancied him
43:07oh I do
43:09and 75 at the back
43:16thank you sir
43:16at 80 in the second row
43:18thank you madam
43:1985 at the back
43:21against you madam
43:23at 85
43:24and do I have 90 bid
43:27I can't believe this
43:29are we all done then
43:30at 85,000
43:3290,000
43:34thank you sir
43:35who's that
43:36against you sir
43:38at 90,000
43:39some bastard joke first
43:41Trevor
43:44Trevor
43:48any more sir
43:50yeah 95,000
43:5295
43:53100
43:55105
43:57105
43:58110
43:59115
44:02leave it Joel
44:04against you sir
44:09at 120
44:10that's enough Nick
44:11125
44:14against you sir
44:18please Joel
44:20130
44:22I can't stop this
44:24against you sir
44:27at 130,000
44:29135
44:31it's at the back
44:34of the room sir
44:34at 135
44:35I've got it
44:42are we all done
44:44at 135,000
44:46no
44:46I have
44:48140,000
44:49pounds
44:50140 on the phone
44:51140 is bid
44:54any more
44:54just leave it Nick
44:57145
44:59145
45:01150
45:03155
45:04160
45:06160
45:07160
45:08just stop it
45:10165
45:11it's against you sir
45:17at 165
45:18I have 170,000
45:22170 on the phone
45:24it's against the room
45:28at 170,000
45:29don't be thick
45:33I'll be all done
45:35at 170,000
45:37any more
45:41I'm selling on the phone
45:45at 170,000
45:47pounds
45:47that's yours
45:52for 170,000
45:53sir
45:53thank you
45:55thought you'd run away
46:09I have
46:11you're one
46:12I don't know
46:13you walked out too
46:15no
46:16it was somebody
46:17on the phone
46:18so Joe
46:20didn't buy it
46:21lucky for you
46:22oh thank heavens
46:24we'd have been
46:26out of our depth
46:27you'd have been
46:28six feet under
46:29we'd have crucified Joe
46:32and you
46:35it's all over now
46:38eh
46:38doesn't matter
46:41do you ever just
46:43answer one question
46:44when you brought me
46:45back to him
46:46the other day
46:46was it anything
46:48you could ask
46:48about the school
46:49no
46:50why
46:53you know
46:55the usual thing
46:56spell it out
46:59from each other
47:00I was just
47:03asking
47:03how are you
47:06going to ask me
47:06again
47:07do you want
47:10me to
47:10what's the point
47:14of agreeing
47:15a limit
47:15if you just
47:16ignore it
47:16I didn't think
47:17you'd get it
47:17I could have
47:18had it for 150
47:19if you just
47:20kicked your gob
47:21shut
47:21thanks to you
47:23it's cost me
47:23an extra 20,000
47:24pounds
47:25and where's that
47:26money coming from
47:26me
47:26I'll tell you
47:27where it's
47:27coming from
47:28off any profit
47:29you'll make
47:30that's where
47:30hey
47:32bad luck
47:34Nick
47:35would you like
47:37to meet the man
47:37at the other end
47:38of that phone
47:39he's the new
47:40owner of that
47:41school
47:41you know
47:42that school
47:42that you
47:43really
47:44really
47:44really
47:45wanted
47:45oh and he's
47:48my partner
47:48uncle alan
47:51alan purvis
47:54mr costello
47:55is it
47:56oh no
47:58what have you
48:01done
48:01i can't believe
48:12i resigned
48:12this is my
48:14lucky day
48:15it wasn't luck
48:16joe
48:16you made it
48:17happen
48:17yeah
48:19i did
48:20i got
48:22school
48:22i got
48:24up
48:24around
48:24to pay
48:25for it
48:25all
48:25you did
48:25and i've
48:26got you
48:27coming to
48:27work with
48:28me
48:28it's
48:28fantastic
48:29oh god
48:30what have
48:30i done
48:30you excited
48:34yeah
48:34are you
48:35scared
48:35yes
48:36yes
48:37that's
48:38good
48:38are you
48:41thinking
48:41what i'm
48:42thinking
48:42tempting
48:45but
48:47but
48:49i have
48:50to pick
48:50up my
48:50son
48:50from school
48:51your
48:53son
48:53i didn't
48:55know you
48:55had one
48:56i have
48:58had sex
48:59before joe
49:00i sit
49:05like this
49:06for hours
49:06why don't
49:08we then
49:09because
49:11this has
49:14to stop
49:14we don't
49:16want to
49:16get any
49:16work
49:16done
49:17okay
49:19no i'm
49:32serious
49:32from now
49:36on this
49:37is purely
49:37professional
49:38of course
49:40right
49:44a toast
49:46to us
49:47partners
49:50business
49:54partners
49:55cheers
49:57cheers
49:59thank god
50:05we didn't
50:05buy that
50:06school
50:06clarence nick
50:10would have
50:10killed us
50:11if we'd
50:11got it
50:11from what
50:12i've
50:13seen
50:13of him
50:13a believer
50:14i really
50:17like
50:17clare
50:17and
50:19i'm
50:19going out
50:20with her
50:20tomorrow
50:20night
50:20what i
50:22proper
50:22did
50:23oh
50:23lucky
50:24you
50:24can you
50:25lend us
50:26some
50:26cash
50:26i think
50:27you're
50:27better off
50:28indoors
50:28eh
50:29it was
50:31uncle
50:31allen
50:31who
50:31bought
50:31the
50:31school
50:32so
50:33according
50:33to you
50:34our
50:34lives
50:34are
50:34now
50:34in
50:34danger
50:35tell us
50:36you're
50:36joking
50:36i'm
50:38deadly
50:38serious
50:39trad
50:39oh
50:41hey
50:42it's
50:43what
50:43you
50:43wanted
50:43pervs
50:45and
50:45pervs
50:45are
50:46back
50:46in
50:46business
50:46cheers
50:48oh
50:50fire
50:50ha
50:52ha
50:52ha
50:53ha
50:53ha
50:54ha
50:54ha
50:55ha
50:55ha
50:56ha
50:56ha
51:00ha
51:01ha
51:02ha
51:03ha
51:04ha
51:05ha
51:06ha
51:07ha
51:08ha
51:09ha
51:10ha
51:11ha
51:12ha
51:13ha
51:14ha
51:15ha
51:16ha
51:17ha
51:18ha
51:19ha