Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the worst things people have found in hotel rooms and a couple stories involve some pretty gross discoveries having to do with the bed sheets.
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00:00we have talked about how we get freaked out by hotels and stuff now so many horror stories
00:11and we've done so many topics on this through the years about bedbugs and filthy things that
00:16it really has got into my head i stayed at that night 10 years ago and it had shag carpeting
00:20god what was living in there no how did i not get flesh-eating bacteria or something no i mean
00:25you're lucky to be alive he swam in the green pool anthony has a comment here good morning he
00:30should be dead the green pool morning guys penis balls lisa balls penis hey we uh went to traverse
00:37city me and the wife and we checked in kind of late and i went and i looked at the bed cover
00:42and there was a huge glob of uh finale um on there so i look at the uh pillow and i look at the bed
00:52spread and it's just covered in blood like somebody like somebody went crazy with each other
00:59when uh it was that time of the month kind of oh they just they didn't even they didn't clean the
01:05bed at all no one noticed that no they just tucked it back in and left it for me so in the morning i
01:10go downstairs and there's a nice restaurant italian restaurant on the main floor of this hotel i go
01:16down there and i just start going crazy on the manager and it's like eight o'clock morning people
01:21are drinking mimosas and i'm going nuts down there yeah i would have went nuts i'd have been
01:24like i'm pretty sure vampires had an orgy here
01:26and i just love to see the faces of people are drinking the mimosas and bloody mary's and just like
01:34oh god oh my god yeah see the bloody mary it's like that they were drinking that while they banged
01:39yeah that was coming out of someone's bits
01:41like an episode of true blood was recorded in there
01:49oh my god vampire sex everywhere every part of the room did he just say vampire orgy
01:59i did can i have a drink of your mimosa because they like sharing things at this hotel between
02:06strangers yeah you just walk around take a sip out of everybody's drink
02:10this is what it's like sleeping here
02:14oh my god you guys what oh my god you guys what me and my wife
02:22me and my wife found a turd under the covers
02:29there is a god damn turd in my bed yeah i'd like to apologize right now for the turd that i left
02:41in the bed hey but listen you know like i remember i went every time i go somewhere with my kids it's a
02:48disaster and so one one time i stayed on a disney property and both of my kids just continually
02:56uh pooped in their beds
02:59all night long
03:00like i changed the sheets three times
03:03so yeah yeah so those sheets
03:06were somewhere i don't know what else
03:09yeah but did any get in the bed
03:10juice leak into the bed
03:11was there a mattress cover
03:12it was all diarrhea
03:13i always think about that
03:14oh my god
03:15it's all diarrhea guys
03:16i travel with my kids all the time
03:18we stay at family friendly places
03:19and i think how many kids have wet this bed
03:21yeah oh so many dude
03:23i mean and it was just gross and i just piled it all up and threw it outside you know
03:27um this guy said i'm i'm currently listening to you guys i'm at a comfort inn in kentucky right at this moment
03:33oh sorry
03:34checked in there was a half a bar of soap in the shower
03:37oh that is gently used
03:40it's still good
03:42this is still half a bar of soap there
03:44got a couple good washes left on it
03:46that is our unique patented
03:47patented kentucky half soap
03:49already peeled for your enjoyment
03:53only been in two rectums today
03:56yeah
03:56i've seen someone else's used soap
03:59yeah
04:00hair on it or something
04:01my soap is just covered in hair
04:03it looks like a braille pat
04:05my hair on my soap becomes like its own loofah
04:08yeah that's what i mean
04:08after a certain point
04:09that's mine is like a
04:10like an sos pad
04:12whatever you can scrub a
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