Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the worst thing people have done to their bits after Andy tells everyone about a bad experience he had with a pepper yesterday.
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00:00you know what happened to me yesterday but i uh i was cooking and i had chopped up
00:11a pepper that was like not it didn't seem like it was that hot a pepper okay i chopped it i i ate
00:18and then i i like you know grazed my wiener at some point oh no and boy did i have to go
00:26take a shower immediately because pepper burn i got a my it was a peppery fire on my shaft wow
00:32like it was brutal now does a shower help because not at first no it doesn't right but eventually
00:38oh no but i was just like why why and i remember i learned that lesson some earlier time in my life
00:45i touched something hot and then touched yeah it you better watch it dude it was like i felt like
00:51somebody maced my jansen it was uh it was a crazy time yesterday for green bean i'll tell you there's
00:57nothing like that because when i did that icy hot thing i put icy hot on the inside of my thigh yeah
01:02because i pulled that muscle there and i was like oh well you know what i'll just put a little bit of
01:07like icy hot there and my balls grazed it oh and all of a sudden i was like it went from i'm fine
01:17to i'm in real trouble like i'm in real i'm in real trouble dude dude i'm just like just get off
01:24i need to get it off it's crazy you forget how sensitive that skin is i guess or something because
01:29i was i was i was in the shower like
01:30worst thing i did to my pecker lately and i can't believe it's never
01:35i wasn't ready for pecker nobody's ready for pecker hold on wait a second my dad's calling
01:48he wants
01:49he wants his pecker joke back what's the worst thing you did to your pecker date
01:56i got um body wash in the tip oh yeah oh well that's oh my god that was a burning fire and it's
02:05hard to get out like what you can't really so it was more like a it was still in its liquid form like
02:13it was like yeah we were on vacation it was like a squeezy body like an amount went in there yes so it
02:19went in and then the fire the pain was intense yep i i will say okay here's i had to pee you have
02:28to pee that's the only way to get it out yeah oh yeah that's the only thing you can do i feel like
02:33it's the exact same thing i don't know if you guys have ever like eaten like a like a like a mint
02:37or like a mento like a halls with mentolithus or whatever and then you have to drink take a pill
02:43oh yeah and like you take a drink of cold water and it's like why does it hurt so bad i don't
02:52understand it but that's your balls that's the same thing that happens to your balls well that
02:58that body wash i was using was like a menthol body wash oh that's terrible that's what my pecker was
03:05screaming just like that yeah oh man you can't have mint tyler from flat rock what'd you do to your
03:11pecker oh man penis and balls first off penis okay so when i was sitting down on the toilet
03:19it smelled so bad i had the amazing idea to spray lysol in the air and then i was like oh i'll spray
03:26lysol into the toilet too that'll mask the scent and i basically it was like spraying a flamethrower
03:31right onto my bottle oh no i mean i've never done it i don't know if it was like the lemon that hurt
03:41so bad or what but so wait hold on you're still sitting on the toilet when you just gave it a
03:45sort of i was like a teenager i was like 15 i was stupid and i just sprayed the lysol right into the
03:52toilet yeah chemical burn your chemical burn yeah yeah yeah it ended up being fine though
03:59okay thank god you just have to slather some cream on those babies or something right no joke yeah
04:05no uh jessica good morning how are you good how are you guys penis penis worst thing you've done to
04:11your bits um so i had just had my first child and needless to say shop was closed for about eight
04:19weeks and the only reason i could find was my husband so i didn't realize it was one of those
04:26razors that had the single razor on the front of it for like when you're trimming your mustache yeah
04:32yeah and i went to kind of spread eagle a little bit to get the inside get it real nice and clean for
04:40and yeah i completely cut the fun bud oh my god what yeah you got her huh yeah yes i still i don't
04:54know where it is but you gotta protect it whatever that thing is yeah you know yeah i'm still think
05:02it's mythical it's there i don't think so uh kristin what's the worst thing that's happened to your
05:07package well i work in a wildlife hospital and you know how when you shave down there things start
05:16getting itchy when things start growing back yes yeah i had been working on an animal with ringworm
05:22and didn't pay attention and scratch down there and i got ringworm down there and it was the most
05:30horrible thing you've ever had in your whole life well i can't even i mean i can't yeah it was awful
05:37all right kristin no it's not good the faces lisa major listen look up ringworm look up ringworm
05:45like bad ringworm yeah but but add a little genital genital touch to it wash your hands really good
05:52for you yeah you can't scratch your bits you can't scratch your bits without
05:56oh my god oh don't even oh look at that guy's hair it ate his hair off
06:11that's funny you guys just sounded like sound effects for a haunted house
06:14what is that i don't know let's not wow man you can get ringworm anywhere and it can be horrible
06:25well yeah like this is andy's big fear about like a water slide yeah goodness goodness at a concert
06:32yeah lady wash your hands five places you can get ringworm
06:38none of them are good apparently