Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in with the items they have on their sexual bucket lists after a survey had answers that were way too tame for the show.
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00:00we've talked about sex bucket list before but it's what we're getting into right now and you
00:07are right chuck for men backdoor stuff didn't make the top 10 of what they have on their sex
00:13bucket list as guys yeah i'm not sure if that i would assume that's having sex in someone else's
00:20backdoor these days uh i think it's either or i think it's gotta be either or you'd think it's
00:27the one but i guarantee it's probably 80 20 80 someone else 20 yourself you know so getting it
00:37on in the car makes men's top 10 things they have on their sex bucket list still getting it on in the
00:43water backdoor sex one night stand blindfold using a sex toy these are all pretty vanilla having phone
00:54sex phone sex huh come on what are we that's how am i a teenager blindfold which is so scary just
01:03get you something to blindfold yourself close your eyes yeah cover your eyes like this yeah that's it
01:10yeah if they asked our listeners this it would be a totally different top 10 right i really like to
01:15it's like to kill somebody in the that's right maybe let's put that out there just for a minute
01:24what's on the dave and chuck the freak listener bucket list that didn't make this boring list
01:28something extreme sexual that you want to try but haven't been able to yet 1-855-954-6969 toll free
01:371-855-954-6969 or text us at 4-6969 what do you still have on your dave and chuck the freak listener
01:46sex bucket list you haven't been able to check off yet well to me this whole bucket list none of it
01:51like i don't know who they asked like the like some christian association or yeah because this bucket
01:58list is like all checked yeah i knocked all those out by like 22 you know that's what i'm saying
02:06younger person yeah i don't understand let's go to david what's on your sex bucket list that's out
02:12of the ordinary how's she going eh how's she going eh um i'm uh really into big girls and uh face
02:20sitting so like a combination of those two like like a smother smother you're not worried about
02:26point of dying yeah really like you want to go that far with it smothering oh yeah like almost like
02:31autoerotic asphyxiation but without the auto part and they call it the avalanche should be able to
02:36make that happen oh i'm sure i could get a big girl to sit on your face in a heartbeat yeah you
02:40are you will do that i mean i could find this person dave's doing it go to a website dave's
02:46gonna hook you up i'm just saying i could just put it out here and get him a couple of numbers big
02:50girls that know dave he needs you good luck man call it the landslide that gave me anxiety just
02:57thinking of that well like a big girl sitting on your face yeah to the point of like suffocation
03:02they've killed before big girls have killed yeah they'll kill that could kill you they've
03:07definitely killed before one guy's fantasy is another guy's nightmare that's true that's in
03:13most cases uh charles hiya charles hi so what's still on your list well uh i was online on amazon i'm
03:22like you know i i looked at these bar plugs and i'm like and i'm like and they're like well if i was
03:29to do that i would need a beginner set because i don't know what to do yeah right so i'm like
03:35well i'm gonna pick this special beginners all right so yeah you're going butt plug good luck
03:41thank you for listening so much really appreciate it and there he is
03:44let's shove it up your ass let us know how it goes
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03:52he did
03:58parting advice
04:02no i heard that
04:10that's the follow-up he wants
04:20she got a bottom line dave hates not getting a follow-up you know did he put it up his ass or not
04:26it went poorly
04:29you'd never know you'd never know um 22 year old woman and my sex bucket list has only one thing on it
04:37bukkake jesus how old 22 oh you meet a fine young lady yes quarter for months i've courted you my
04:48dear now it is time to talk of our fantasies
04:50bukkake
04:53peace out my lady
04:56good luck to you madam i hope you make that come true
05:00i will not volunteer to set that one up for you no that's no dave's just getting big girls to
05:06you can do that that's all that's all i can do i just i can call down the mighty thunder and get a
05:11big girl to sit on your face but a bukkake is where i draw the line dave just standing outside of
05:18weight watchers and go what do you need hey you want to smoke an ice cream what you looking to do
05:23well i've got this ice cream i i will trade you okay this gallon of ice cream if you sit on a
05:33stranger's face and almost kill him here is the earth it's not my face no okay
05:39yeah sign me up strange person who called in that i promised i would
05:43with a large lady to suffocate them almost to death
05:49well i don't want you to look like a liar so i'm a man of my word okay
05:54i'll give you half of this ice cream now and half when you sit on his face
05:5850 up front that's right all right that's too generous she only gets too many points she only
06:04gets a taste yeah she only gets a taste one spoon one spoon that's one spoon that's all you get
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