Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about 'Post-Nut Syndrome' and ask listeners to call-in with their own experiences of feeling depressed and anxious after sex.
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00:00have you heard of post nut syndrome i believe we've talked about it sounds like a cereal
00:11that's what i keep like yeah the taste of post nut syndrome yeah post nuts
00:19i don't know it's you're right i think well post is a cereal maker and they may have something
00:26nuts or something so i'll have a bowl of post nut syndrome it's not what you're talking about
00:30no it's not they're the grape nuts people yeah they are the condition um describes feelings of
00:37anxiety sadness and depression following sex and it's very common among men they say it's any time
00:44i would have ever done it at least a few minutes where you're like what was that i'm terrible
00:49isn't that only when you like awful oh what you think i don't know if i've ever suffered most
00:54guys felt great after yeah i honestly don't know if i've ever suffered from post nut syndrome like
00:59i've never like depression after sex it totally i'm walking on sunshine this is kind of like a
01:03masturbator's remorse when you uh take care of yourself there's something you're not too proud
01:07of you wouldn't want anybody to find out that uh that's what got you to that moment type deal
01:11no i don't have any of that either oh well i guess i
01:14no i mean i'm not therapy i've definitely had the same thing happen i just don't feel any remorse
01:22oh i just run like oh really that's what did it yeah no hope nobody finds my porn history
01:29oh man someone says it sounds just like banging a big chick well i think i mean i'm sure you know
01:37you get a bambino and you're feeling pretty bad about some feelings there i mean um someone else
01:44texted us saying to oh it's real on a coke and booze fueled night i ended up taking down a really
01:51big girl right when i was finished i was so ashamed i said i'm going to the bathroom i ran to my car
01:58leaving my favorite shirt and underwear behind my goodness you left you left his underwear
02:03i still have them put them in a frame i hung them in my living room i'm my greatest lover the one
02:11that got away yeah wow you are cinderella it's like the male cinderella i'm waiting to i make every
02:17guy yeah yeah yeah make some try on yeah put these on try these briefs on too small
02:26too big i'll find my male cinderella cinderella uh next line regular caller uh lou from boston hi
02:37lou hey how we doing doing okay so we're talking about guys that suffer from post-nut syndrome
02:43feelings of anxiety sadness and depression following sex oh my god we're living in a land of wimps i mean
02:50guys you know just just dump the chowder and go girls clamp it down if they don't want it if you're
02:56in there it's because they want it give them what they want right right so lou you've never suffered
03:02from post-nut syndrome right no people are saying never never never right never lou should be a
03:09motivational speaker yeah you know you should i would need to move on yeah all right lou thanks for
03:15calling it yeah i'm gonna get a shirt that says dump the chowder yeah yeah just dump the chowder
03:21lou's never been concerned with the emotional well-being of a woman no no no no i think it's
03:29what we're we're quickly figured out he's like you just don't feel stuff yeah she wants it even though
03:36she said she loved you life's easy when you don't feel anything yeah you can turn off the feelings
03:42it doesn't matter this woman said mine was definitely in the middle like lisa said it was
03:46the first time i had hooked up with this guy we were having missionary about two minutes in he said
03:52are you ready for me to finale oh my god she said i kind of half chuckled and said no but he still did
04:00anyway are you ready for me to finale you're just thinking of the ways to leave to get out of the
04:10place i love that she said no no no no well hold it then okay hold on i'll wait another 10 seconds
04:18you just got yourself 90 more seconds you just bought yourself another 35
04:26oh don't move please don't move oh boy now you've made a liar of me um steve's in massachusetts steve
04:34what was your post-nut syndrome experience this happened uh oh a long this was like 35 years ago i
04:40was in the service and it was a holiday weekend we're walking down the street kind of like cheese
04:44was a an open liquor store and there was this girl walking towards us and i just what happened
04:50to be me i asked so do you know where a liquor store is and she pointed and i guess because it
04:56was me that spoke she kind of latched on to me so the next thing you know i told the other two guys
05:00here's somebody wants to get me some wine i'm going to uh going to go up to the room with her and
05:05and so she had uh when we met she was wearing jeans and the crotch was ripped and she had no
05:10underwear she had a couple of her yeah a couple of her teeth were black this was this was just a
05:16i was young and i was young i had no morals always you know i thought downstairs you know uh then my
05:22my friends show up or if you want to call them friends they show up they got me a bottle of wine
05:27and instead of drinking it i use that as an antiseptic oh my god you just doused your genitals in
05:34wine yeah there's more that was just the beginning of the day but that's that's enough to share with
05:39you guys that's a lot that's a crazy start yeah open crotch and a couple of black teeth
05:45open crotch and black teeth is like the worst pirate yeah it's like two it's like two pirates
05:50like a pirate do i'm open crotch and i'm black
05:56we sail the sea yes plundering pillaging having sex with sailors that's what we love to do the most
06:05it's scary yeah oh my god come on open crotch a tailor and a dentist need ye
06:19hard to find both on the open seas black taste what do you say i don't know open crotch
06:25i'll keep an eye up here top of this ship yeah no no let me climb up yeah get up there you stay
06:32down i don't know why you don't you don't want to look and see i don't want to look up into your open
06:41i'll climb up i do the climbing i get it he stays on the ground
06:47just steer the boat open all right
06:58yeah oh my goodness yeah watch out for open garage and black you don't want to climb that ladder no
07:04you don't oh boy open jesus going up there again there open crotch's balls are out again well they're
07:10always out