Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Florida man who was spotted on a doorbell camera naked, with an erection and covered in oil. Then, try to figure out who would be the most calm in an emergency situation after a call about a rake in someone's backdoor.
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00:00a naked florida man with an erection and cooking oil has been tasered yeah cooking oil you know
00:12this uh this dude from gulf breeze was walking completely naked through a woodlawn way
00:23neighborhood a homeowner said that while he was in pensacola his security camera provided an alert
00:29that someone was near his front door they just caught this big white ass running away from his
00:33house jesus he oiled all that up just one spot yeah yeah yeah while the deputy was at the home
00:43getting information he received a second call from a neighbor saying that they saw a naked man
00:48with an erection on their front porch do you that that is a detailed report take that as a compliment
00:55i guess they noticed you had the erection it's big enough to notice yeah hard to miss yeah
01:00i hope i never see a big naked man with cooking oil on my ring
01:04i gotta find out where you live
01:10i hope that for you i gotta i gotta find out where you live
01:14i really do that would be really bad
01:18i'm gonna make your dreams come true
01:20let me know when that's happening because maybe we can make our dreams come true twice
01:26we have two naked men two naked men covered in oil
01:30yeah
01:30might even use mine to ring a doorbell yeah
01:34oh my god i won't be there's somebody at your door yeah there's somebody at your door
01:39oh my god bad day that's a real bad day a real bad day uh there's his mugshot by the way
01:44oh my god yeah geez that really really hit home imagine him on a ring doorbell
01:51why why did you send me that alert uh trevor is with us trevor talking about the cops that had
01:59to respond to this call in pensacola florida a nude man covered in cooking oil with an erection
02:04who had to be tasered and you had a comment so um a really good friend of mine she is a rookie cop
02:12actually in windsor okay so her first ever call a guy had it like a guy was on drugs and he had a
02:19rake shoved up so far up his oh no oh boy and she had to pull it out why was it her job to remove
02:27the butt rake yeah it seems like you know she's got to get in the car or something cute and then
02:32everything just went all over the place because she pulled it out so fast oh she reported him yeah
02:38she reported him oh my god you get splinters that way too jeez that's a tough way to start your gig
02:45as a police officer hopefully it would only got better for there probably not but yeah people
02:51have a certain kind of brain that they're calm during stuff like that it impresses me because i
02:55would not i don't know like that no i'd be a fainter we if you saw an ass rake you think you'd pass
03:00out but yeah probably i'd faint during a lot of these oh yeah yeah all right officer andy's down
03:06again oh boy yeah they'd be like officer down what yeah like no it's just green bean again
03:13green beans down again he fainted he saw something he didn't like he's like one of those goats
03:17he's a faking cop andy green the faking cop i'd watch that show you always jump out of the car
03:24really fast and then you're like put your guns i'm like what happened boys did we get him
03:30i've been part of 3200 arrests i was a green bean he's bleeding out of his neck he doesn't
03:39remember i'm not touching that that's gross yeah who in this room is the calmest in a panic
03:44situation oh well i'm out i'm out too i'm out you guys know that i'm out it's gotta be me
03:50are you chuck would you say you can because i can and i will i will totally you know
03:54throw myself under the bus in this one i know i panic i don't know what to do i don't ever do
03:59anything i think we're all kind of dramatic people too like we are sure none of us are real calm
04:04no i will not calm you down oh yeah i won't calm you down either i'll be like
04:07james will be punching things
04:19so we'd have to rely on like uh i don't know jason or al jason i think could be calm
04:32jason seems like he'd be calm yeah like what i don't know i'm real excited
04:38you know in my hallway and i put my fist through a glass window
04:43oh that's true oh i forgot about that i don't know if i'm the one you want to call that's true
04:48like he's don't call him the hornet related yeah exactly well al beck has those grandpa powers
04:54yeah of his you know that's pretty calm how are you how are you in like a crazy situation though al
04:59we're all doomed i think oh all right i might take an old man nap through it but that's about
05:05the best i can do oh no yeah we're screwed i don't know what i do like with an actual like i
05:11honestly want to know my true reaction to a real emergency no you don't because i think that if i
05:17called 9-1-1 they'd be like ma'am you're hysterical you gotta calm down stay on the phone ma'am
05:23i did a high note you know yeah calm down ma'am i'm a man i'm a man his legs off