Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an incident that took place at the radio station involving something gross in the bathroom, which leads to them imagining what it would be like if everyone in the station simultaneously had diarrhea.
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00:00okay so um we've talked before here about apparently we won't work with some animals
00:10yeah oh here's what happened you guys and we don't really i don't know is this why we got
00:16that big email yes oh i saw that email when we were traveling the scoop on the scoop the poop
00:23what did you do what happened is someone went in and the toilet was covered in
00:29poop jesus what the toilet was covered in poop like so they hovered they hovered and exploded
00:37and then left it come on you did they didn't even attempt to clean it up with paper towels or
00:42anything i mean you could easily clean that up ladies bathroom by the way damn it ladies
00:47ladies you got that right lise we're not hovering we're not gonna call it the ladies bathroom
00:57no the animals yeah what is wrong with you i can't hover i'm uh my legs will go out
01:03sitting down what kind of quad strength do you think i got don't hover yeah no sit your ass down
01:11on the toilet right and second of all if you have an incident clean it up well yeah don't leave it
01:17what the hell it must have been the only thing i can think is that the incident was so severe and
01:22obviously it sounds so severe that someone just went into full-on panic mode
01:28and ran um and it was right after the the employee potluck lunch
01:35we tend to stick clear of that
01:41james is dying james almost died
01:47it's my biggest fear about going to follow it
01:53it's starting to get crystal clear
02:04we're tuning it in it's coming into focus
02:08it's coming into focus
02:10that was a good arty lisa belly laugh that one
02:13just did it
02:14diarrhea
02:18diarrhea
02:19oh god i don't feel so good
02:22got the bubbly gas
02:24potluck diarrhea
02:26your stomach sounds like a whale
02:31don't you think that this should end the potluck thing
02:34like the diarrhea on the toilet
02:36and all over the toilet seat
02:37that's the day that the potluck died
02:40the day the potluck died
02:43and they were singing poop poop everywhere in the jar
02:47it's hard to make that a happy time
02:50my mom is diarrhea guys
02:54walked into the bathroom and i almost died
03:01this'll be the day potluck died
03:07this'll be the day potluck died
03:10it'll never die
03:11there's too many people into it
03:13well wait till super palooza
03:15that was lisa
03:20that was lisa made that noise
03:22that's lisa
03:24that's work lisa
03:25employee potluck noise
03:26i looked over my car
03:28mid fart noise
03:31oh man
03:31that was amazing
03:32that hit someone quick huh
03:34really quick
03:36they had to run in there
03:37they ate and they had to run in
03:39yeah that hit someone quick
03:40i just pictured it
03:41i just pictured somebody like
03:43gobble gobble gobble gobble
03:44they were so happy
03:45I bet it was everywhere
03:53god bless
03:54can you imagine like
03:56during the potluck
03:57they're like
03:57this is so good
03:58they got the paint
04:03they do the walk
04:06and the stall looks like
04:10somebody's taking target practice
04:12with a shot
04:12a pudding shotgun
04:13yep but if the potluck causes
04:15some form of mass diarrhea
04:19that's terrible
04:21have you ever seen
04:22requiem for a dream
04:23oh yeah
04:24if everybody had diarrhea here
04:27that music would play
04:29yeah
04:29i know
04:30i know
04:31that tense
04:31like emotionally driven
04:35yeah
04:36yeah that's the perfect setting
04:38it is
04:38if that happened here
04:39oh no
04:40we've been
04:40during a potluck
04:42it would sound like this
04:44here at work
04:44oh
04:46and some good potluck stuff
04:49i tell you what
04:50this cheese dip
04:52with these
04:52oh my god
04:54it's so good
04:56i'm gonna go back
04:57for another bowl
04:57yeah
04:59yeah
05:02you got a pain in my face
05:02i think i should get some
05:03more
05:04maybe that'll calm it down
05:05i can't tell if i'm hungry
05:07or if i
05:08i've dropped my chili spoon
05:10everybody get out of my way
05:17get out of my way
05:20my belly's got a big ol' ache in it
05:22this is a zombie fool
05:27everybody's bee
05:29this is a zombie fool
05:31It's Da-re-ree-ree-ree
05:50You're listening to the radio station potluck.
06:20Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea.
06:30Fire!
06:33Everybody hang it.
06:37Oh, goodness.
06:39Someone said Sherry should have just turned around and said, I don't do that.
06:41I don't do that.
06:42Yeah, I don't do that. God bless.
06:44You just put a big sign on the door that says, God bless.
06:47Oh, my God. I love the Requiem for a Dream theme with diarrhea.
06:51Oh, man.