Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who lives in a house that has been hit by 19 cars since 1960.
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00:00a san jose california old dude lives near a highway off-ramp
00:12well it's such a magnet for cars at his home he's added it up since 1960 this old guy says
00:2319 cars have crashed into his house oh that sucks oh my god since 1960 19 cars have crashed into his
00:30house he calls it a landing strip this is the latest damage and it's bad oh my goodness this
00:38old dude ray mittner time to move says four of those vehicles have smashed into the single story
00:43house including a pickup that came flying off the northbound i-680 exit at jackson avenue monday
00:49night he said for years he's asked authorities for help in slowing down traffic but they have been
00:54ignored since the 60s oh ray's gotta be a jumpy cat oh can you imagine old ray holy crap 19 times
01:03cars have just flown right into this house on a wall with numbers on it he just crosses one off every
01:09time 1961 you're having a conversation with him and he's like 1957 hold on be quiet i think i
01:18god oh no i hear the slow rumble of a drunk i almost swore oh that sounds like a person stricken
01:27with alcoholism behind the wheel of a car yep out the couch oh holy crap it was almost as bad as
01:36one in 87 whoa we just barely got out of the way god damn ray how do you live here bud
01:43i'm telling you it is tough you'd be so edgy oh yeah you could relax in your own home
01:50oh yeah any tire screech you think it's the end
01:56hit the deck hit the deck
01:58oh crap cakes
02:03there goes the puzzle i was working on we gotta stop having poker night at your house ray
02:13that's horrible i feel so bad for the guy but 19 times come on ray move man get the hell out of
02:22there oh jeez just some stupid loser doing a burnout
02:27me a heart attack
02:30nothing again just every once in a while though it's all the way right
02:40everybody down
02:43oh
02:45uh oh
02:49yeah run
02:52that's 20
02:56oh there's a truck
02:58another one
03:01well there's nothing left
03:15i just can't believe his attitude like it's no big deal now
03:21after this many times i'm used to it hasn't killed me yet i mean i will die from it
03:27i am going to die this way and i'll tell you the city the county they don't give a damn
03:33they actually i think want me to die
03:36his idea to just don't care ski ramp in jump over the house oh yeah oh that's not a bad idea
03:47that's his idea i have constructed that's his idea seriously no it's not his idea that is he says maybe i'll put a ski ramp in or something i don't know that's hilarious
03:54that'll show him get you some air you bastards
03:59there you go
04:02you're looking like eddie the eagle up there flying around
04:07he's just launching cars into the neighborhood
04:14that's his idea
04:15that's not a bad idea
04:17you just build like a little
04:19like a ramp
04:21that's a solution rather than move
04:23i'll just put a ski ramp in
04:25but i mean he's been battling since the 60s
04:28to get them to do something
04:28i'd be wanting to do something like that too
04:31and you know his house is paid for and that's why he doesn't want to leave
04:34he's like it's paid for
04:36yeah ray can't watch jeopardy in peace
04:39no
04:39and imagine like you know like the times like he's like
04:43well it's rush hour boys
04:45is it ray
04:47yep we gotta get through these two and a half hours
04:51that's his armageddon
04:52it's the danger zone
04:54oh no
04:54at least we got jeopardy to get us through ray
04:57you want a beer
04:58yeah why don't you go get me one out of the fridge
05:01all right i'm going
05:02get you a beer here you wanna
05:03hey run
05:05oh god
05:06ray
05:07no
05:07it scares me
05:09no
05:09you've discovered it a thousand times
05:12but you're never ready ray
05:13look out
05:14oh no another one ray
05:18your beer i dropped your beer
05:19who cares about the beer run for your life
05:22what is disaster
05:24well
05:28are you okay
05:29yes i think so
05:31yeah we survived another one
05:32that's crazy ray i tell you
05:35yep it is now i gotta call my insurance agent
05:37no big whoop
05:40i'm gonna watch jeopardy while all your tv's gone
05:42yeah
05:42smash to bits huh
05:44it is
05:45oh well
05:46i'm gonna be able to ramp you know and send these sons of bitches flying
05:48that's a great idea
05:50yeah i had to sit outside and watch them
05:52you know
05:52no
05:53no
05:53oh
05:54yeah i found these books that
05:57it's made a dream of
05:57no
05:58number one
05:58yeah i have to go
05:59yeah i have to go
05:59yeah i would have to go
05:59yeah i can
06:00i'm gonna go