Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a criminal who might have the greatest alias of all time.
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00:30But I'll tell you his alias in a second.
00:31Okay.
00:32But police were called to the 37-year-old suspect's home on a reported domestic disturbance early Sunday morning.
00:38When the officers arrived, according to the criminal complaint, he said,
00:43I will beat every cop's ass.
00:45Oh, boy.
00:47Then he raised his right fist and began to extend it towards one officer's face in an attempt to strike him.
00:52Uh-huh.
00:53He was arrested.
00:55He was taken to jail.
00:56So it's highly unlikely he made good on his ass-kicking promise.
01:00He was charged with assaulting a police officer and violently resisting a police officer.
01:05He remains behind bars.
01:06But what makes this case interesting beyond that is his criminal alias that he has used.
01:12Okay.
01:12It's actually listed in the official arrest affidavit.
01:17Uh-huh.
01:18Oh, yeah.
01:18Because once you go by something, they've got to put it on there.
01:20They do.
01:21So this is his mugshot.
01:23Let's see if you...
01:23What do you think his criminal alias...
01:25Just look in his picture.
01:27What do you think his criminal alias is?
01:30Wolverine.
01:30I already know.
01:33The Rock?
01:36Dickface Johnson.
01:37Dickface Johnson.
01:39What?
01:40What?
01:42His criminal alias that he's previously used, as listed in this report that we put up at DaveAndChunkTheFreak.com.
01:50Dickface Johnson.
01:51Oh, my God.
01:52Yeah, you're going to want to take a look at this, Sarge.
01:54Uh, looks like the work of Dickface Johnson, if I ever see this.
01:58So, what he did, like, he must have given them...
02:03They were like, what's your name?
02:05He was like, Dickface Johnson.
02:08And they're like, Dickface Johnson.
02:13And then that's your otherwise known as forever.
02:17Forever.
02:20Oh, that is the best alias.
02:21I don't know how you thought I was going to get Dickface Johnson just by looking at that guy.
02:26He looks like a dickface.
02:27Not me.
02:28I wish they would have slid that in at the beginning of Goodfellas, where he's like, that's Johnny two times.
02:32He says things two times.
02:33That's Dickface Johnson there.
02:35His face looks like a dick.
02:38His last name's Johnson.
02:41But I love it that it's officially in the police report.
02:44Oh, that's the best.
02:45Alias is Dickface Johnson.
02:46Stop right there, Dickface Johnson.
02:48We've been hot on your trail for a month.
02:50Now, now.
02:51You'll never get me.
02:52I know.
02:52I don't know why I'm making them 1930s.
02:53That's right.
02:54It sounds like a gangster name, though.
02:56Yeah, exactly.
02:57You ain't never going to get Dickface Johnson, copper.
03:00That's the last bank you robbed, Dickface Johnson.
03:02I doubt it.
03:03One day we'll catch Dickface Johnson.
03:06You're going to eat some hot land.
03:08Dickface is on the run.
03:10Put down the Tommy gun, Dickface.
03:12Not a chance, copper.
03:14You never take me alive.
03:16Oh, he just wrote his name, Dickface Johnson, on the side of this bank.
03:22That's it.
03:29Somebody stop that man from writing his name, Dickface Johnson, on the sink of that bank.
03:32I'm reload.
03:33I'm almost done.
03:34Johnson is a hell of a long last name.
03:36It is.
03:36It's got the H in it and everything.
03:40Stand back.
03:40Let him finish.
03:41Just so you know who did it.
03:48Oh, yes.
03:50Boys, it looks like the work of Dickface Johnson.
03:52It looks like the work of Dickface.
03:54How'd you tell?
03:55Because it says Dickface Johnson on the side of the bank.
03:59Every time he robs a bank, he writes his name.
04:02This whole name.
04:04Oh, no.
04:05Dickface Johnson just came into the bank.
04:08Everybody, back up.
04:09I've got to write my name.
04:11He's going to write his name.
04:12It's going to take him a half hour.
04:13Give me your money.
04:15Oh, he's doing it already.
04:17It takes a while.
04:18Get the money while I write.
04:19He's got the F in face there.
04:21Yep, Dickface Johnson.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:23I'm going broke here, writing my name.
04:26You need a lot of bullets.
04:27You would.
04:29You would.
04:30It's a long alias.
04:31But luckily, Dickface Johnson is behind bars.
04:34Maybe just a D-F-J.
04:37D-F-J is better.
04:38Should have thought about that, didn't you, Dickface?
04:41Took me a while to figure that out.
04:43He'll stay behind bars unless he can post $5,100 in bail.
04:47Oh.
04:48Which it doesn't look like, according to his mugshot, Dickface Johnson is going to have that much money.
04:51No.
04:52He's lying around.
04:54Oh, that's the best.
04:56It is.
04:57Largo, Florida is where you'll find Dickface Johnson.
04:59And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:03And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:08And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:10And if you want to see his mugshot, you can see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:12And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:13And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:14And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.